Warning, this rant is simply vocal masturbation. Also an attack on a forum member who is probably a moderator or admin or respected member or something. Probably a ballsy move for a brand new member making his first topic and non-intro post I suppose. Luckily for me, my balls hang to the floor, and more importantly, I don't give a shit.
To preface, once thing I often see from people who think they are smart (which, to be fair, everyone seems to secretly believe they are intelligent, regardless of evidence), is they often assume that because they have experience with something, their personal experience is not only typical of everyone, but makes them the authority on anyone who fits that mold, and forget that a person can only speak for themselves.
My case study in this rant, is a guy (I think his name was The Reverent Something or something, but that could be a mistake, don't care enough to go find the post in question) who made a claim I often hear from people, in a post somewhere, possibly a very old one, about pot heads.
This guy stated (and I'm paraphrasing from memory) basically his belief (as if it were fact) that anyone who smokes pot daily is a fucking moron or something, and that because he used to smoke a lot, he knows that a person who smokes often has a lower intelligence or something when compared to other people.
Ok, first, "other people" are generally so fucking stupid and media obsessed these days that compared to them my dog is fucking Einstein. Second, speak for yourself, buddy.
I hear things like this all the time. The general thought process behind it, regardless of specific subject matter, is foolish by itself, but in regards to something so seriously misused and misunderstood as marijuana, is outright retarded. Now, I'm not calling you retarded, whatever-your-name-is, just the thought process that led you to make an asinine post full of generalizations like that. I've seen other posts by that guy (yeah, I lurked for a couple hours prior to registering) that I agreed with and were generally pretty intelligent, if a little condescending (a trait often possessed by the intelligent), but this post was pure bullshit. Now, I'm not saying this because I'm a daily smoker that doesn't fit his generalization (though, I am), but moreso because I know quite a few others that smoke like I do, in the responsible way I do (I did like his part about responsibility when using drugs, in fact), that also don't even come close to fitting his description.
I'm no typical pot head. In fact, even the people I meet that are the very epitome of typical pot head, upon getting to know them better, always end up surprising me. From my own experience, I don't believe there IS a typical pot head, just smokers with mild identity issues and too much TV making themselves appear to fit the stereotype. I have long hair and a thick beard. This makes me awesome. How that's related to what I'm talking about, I don't know, but I'm starting to get bored with my own rant.
My point is this. I work hard all fucking day long. When I come home, I don't enjoy de-stressing after my day by stopping at the bar and/or cracking open a beer. I make some munchies and work on open-source software or learn something new. Or, I go to the nearby woods and climb trees and see how high (as in distance from the ground, no pun intended) I can get. I don't smoke to the point of retardedness, I catch a buzz, and take hits as needed to maintain the buzz as long as I need to. I've met more people who have a very similar smoking pattern to me, then I've met who stay high all the time and let it make them stupid.
Weed aside, my point is mostly about the thought process that led to the post, though I've mostly focused on the specific example of weed.
By the way, I'm helping linux newbies in IRC at the same time as typing this up, so if my mind wanders deal with it or ALT+F4.
I see many people say things like the post this rant called out as an example. "I once did heroin and got addicted so I know first hand that all people who do heroin are or will become addicts." "I started smoking weed and it led to my crack addiction so I KNOW that weed is a gateway drug." Or even, "I spent ten years in prison (or saw xxxx show on TV) so I KNOW that everyone that isn't super strong gets raped in prison." Your prison was not my prison, dumbass.
Anyway my time is up and I have shit to do so rant over. If this offended you, good. Get some thicker skin, fucker.
- trix
(Edited to remove incriminating stupidity - god I was dumb back then.)
Plants don't make you stupid. Neurological decay caused by toxins might. Truths... now they have a way of making with the stupid. A lot.
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Quote from: Alty on June 17, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
Don't worry, Nigel. I still think you're a complete fuckwad. :)
:hugz:
So close, and yet so troll. Is sad. There's some talent in there, however misguided.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
Don't worry, Nigel. I still think you're a complete fuckwad. :)
:hugz:
Aw, thanks. :)
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
they? I assume by
they you are referring in a general sense to a certain group or type of people. Which is no less asinine then the type of thought process my rant was about. I represent nobody but myself, you ignorant fuckwad. I am a singular individual, not a representative of whatever group or type you arbitrarily decided to string me with, based on a single rant in a section specifically for rants. I did not "come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap" over
anyone. I decided that since I am new I should post some content and get something off of my chest at the same time. If your reading comprehension was above that of a child, you might have understood the part where I specifically mentioned (multiple times) that my rant was at a thought process in general, and I was only pointing out a specific post as an
example.
So there, your attention whoring was successful, and I have granted your wish. Are you happy now, dickhead?
EDIT:
I should probably mention that I made this post under the assumption that trolling is allowed here, based on much of the posts I've read elsewhere on the forums. I personally don't get riled up or offended from the internet (because, it's
the internet), and if you do, well, be sure to make a long reply crying about it. For entertainment purposes.
- trix
no.
yer a pretty common type that comes here.
in fact, with the number of posters just like you coming here over time, i wouldn't even say you pass a thematic turing test.
you're just a bot for all i can tell, honestly.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 03:11:19 AM
no.
yer a pretty common type that comes here.
in fact, with the number of posters just like you coming here over time, i wouldn't even say you pass a thematic turing test.
you're just a bot for all i can tell, honestly.
So I was bored, and your post didn't give me anything to attack you with, so I dug deeper into some of your past posts, and came to realize that I was unable to find anything even remotely controversial, disagreeable, or ballsy, in any of your previous posts that came up in my short little search. And you say
I fail the turing test? Every post shown in the 'last bunch of posts' link on you has you pretty much agreeing to everything, apologizing for something, and throwing in a bit of mediocre wit or random pic now and again. Grow a fucking nutsack, dude.
I would expect someone that says I could be a bot, to have shown some fucking personality himself.
- trix
Oh snap he's an internet palm reader!
Ooh Ooh Do me! Do me!!
:lulz:
oh no! an alpha male.
i prostrate myself before your wicked lashing of my unfortunately agreeable nature.
:roll:
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 03:49:43 AM
:lulz:
oh no! an alpha male.
i prostrate myself before your wicked lashing of my unfortunately agreeable nature.
:roll:
:lulz:
One thing life has taught me is that assholes finish first. Which is also the name of a hilarious book I read once. I do try to avoid acting like an asshole, but I enjoy talking like one. It amuses me.
Linguistically, I love the way you worded that sarcastic bit, for some reason. Do you do creative writing, by chance?
- trix
no.
i lack the requisite personality or nuts.
perhaps if you stick around, i could learn from you. but i'm guessing, based on what i've seen so far, that i'll have to be a quick study.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 04:04:06 AM
i lack the requisite personality or nuts.
the creative writing comment was a compliment, you should get over your butthurt a little quicker buddy. I did try to make it clear that I am offensive and insulting on purpose and for no good reason.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 04:04:06 AM
perhaps if you stick around, i could learn from you. but i'm guessing, based on what i've seen so far, that i'll have to be a quick study.
Oh buuuuuurnnnn.
Don't you worry, my eloquent friend. I'm fairly certain I'll be around for a long time.
you clearly said that you only get along with people that aren't nice to you.
i just want to be your friend.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 03:03:49 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
they? I assume by they you are referring in a general sense to a certain group or type of people. Which is no less asinine then the type of thought process my rant was about. I represent nobody but myself, you ignorant fuckwad. I am a singular individual, not a representative of whatever group or type you arbitrarily decided to string me with, based on a single rant in a section specifically for rants. I did not "come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap" over anyone. I decided that since I am new I should post some content and get something off of my chest at the same time. If your reading comprehension was above that of a child, you might have understood the part where I specifically mentioned (multiple times) that my rant was at a thought process in general, and I was only pointing out a specific post as an example.
So there, your attention whoring was successful, and I have granted your wish. Are you happy now, dickhead?
EDIT:
I should probably mention that I made this post under the assumption that trolling is allowed here, based on much of the posts I've read elsewhere on the forums. I personally don't get riled up or offended from the internet (because, it's the internet), and if you do, well, be sure to make a long reply crying about it. For entertainment purposes.
- trix
I was talking about this:
Quote from: trix on June 16, 2011, 11:46:29 PM
Warning, this rant is simply vocal masturbation. Also an attack on a forum member who is probably a moderator or admin or respected member or something. Probably a ballsy move for a brand new member making his first topic and non-intro post I suppose. Luckily for me, my balls hang to the floor, and more importantly, I don't give a shit.
To preface, once thing I often see from people who think they are smart (which, to be fair, everyone seems to secretly believe they are intelligent, regardless of evidence), is they often assume that because they have experience with something, their personal experience is not only typical of everyone, but makes them the authority on anyone who fits that mold, and forget that a person can only speak for themselves.
My case study in this rant, is a guy (I think his name was The Reverent Something or something, but that could be a mistake, don't care enough to go find the post in question) who made a claim I often hear from people, in a post somewhere, possibly a very old one, about pot heads.
Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.
As for trolling, there's a huge difference between trolling and hurling insults, but you won't get banned for being an asshole. It's really hard to get banned here, actually. There are three, maybe four rules. However, given some time and attention you'll notice that most of us are pretty nice people, and that we are mostly nice to each other, and that if you are not reasonably pleasant to us we won't like you, and then you might feel left out or shunned.
IT'S FUNNY YOU MENTIONED LEFT OUT AND SHUNNED, NIGEL, BECAUSE I ASKED HERR TRIX TO DO THAT ONLINE HOROSCOPEY THING HE DID WITH IPTUOUS AND HE DIDN'T. HE JUST KEEPS TALKING TO IPTUOUS. WHY IS HE EVEN TALKING TO IPTUOUS? IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
STOP WANTING SO MUCH ATTENTION EOC, JEEZ.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.
So true, Nigel! I mean, what the fuck. I know my rampant emote posts are highly controversial and still I hear nothing about them. Nothing. What is this shit?
Trix, shut the fuck up and go smoke a bowl already.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:30:12 AM
...IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
Too late!
my butt!
it is hurt!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:30:12 AM
IT'S FUNNY YOU MENTIONED LEFT OUT AND SHUNNED, NIGEL, BECAUSE I ASKED HERR TRIX TO DO THAT ONLINE HOROSCOPEY THING HE DID WITH IPTUOUS AND HE DIDN'T. HE JUST KEEPS TALKING TO IPTUOUS. WHY IS HE EVEN TALKING TO IPTUOUS? IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
IT'S NOT FAIR, EOC. :evilmad: WHY ARE WE BEING NEGLECTED?
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 04:48:01 AM
STOP WANTING SO MUCH ATTENTION EOC, JEEZ.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.
So true, Nigel! I mean, what the fuck. I know my rampant emote posts are highly controversial and still I hear nothing about them. Nothing. What is this shit?
Trix, shut the fuck up and go smoke a bowl already.
If it makes you feel any better, almost every single one of your posts throws me into a helpless, apoplectic rage. It's a wonder I don't shit myself every time I see your avatar at the top of a post.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 04:48:01 AM
STOP WANTING SO MUCH ATTENTION EOC, JEEZ.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.
So true, Nigel! I mean, what the fuck. I know my rampant emote posts are highly controversial and still I hear nothing about them. Nothing. What is this shit?
Trix, shut the fuck up and go smoke a bowl already.
If it makes you feel any better, almost every single one of your posts throws me into a helpless, apoplectic rage. It's a wonder I don't shit myself every time I see your avatar at the top of a post.
It does make me feel better, thanks! ..Ahem. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGEL I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKING UNDERSTANDING. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BUNCH OF RUBBER DICKS. MY AVATAR BETTER MAKE YOU SHIT BRICKS! YOU KNOW, BEING THE TWIN OF YOUR AVATAR AND ALL.
SHIT. BRICKS. NIGEL!
Incidentally, being an Authority On Dildos and all, I'm finding it a lot harder to use them effectively in my insults.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 05:00:49 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:30:12 AM
...IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
Too late!
my butt!
it is hurt!
Of course it is, poor, sweet, innocent Ippie...
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:02:02 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:30:12 AM
IT'S FUNNY YOU MENTIONED LEFT OUT AND SHUNNED, NIGEL, BECAUSE I ASKED HERR TRIX TO DO THAT ONLINE HOROSCOPEY THING HE DID WITH IPTUOUS AND HE DIDN'T. HE JUST KEEPS TALKING TO IPTUOUS. WHY IS HE EVEN TALKING TO IPTUOUS? IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
IT'S NOT FAIR, EOC. :evilmad: WHY ARE WE BEING NEGLECTED?
Because they're scared speechless of you both. A few moments of lurking would uncover how terrible your wrath can be...
Well, it'd also uncover the fact that walking into this forum, e-peen waving like a teeny, tiny flag, posting "look at ME, look, I'm a horrible cunt, TOO!" will get them soundly scorned... but, well, just shows you who doesn't bother to take the temperature of the pool before leaping into the deep end. Some might surface, others...
Well, it's good we've got a good filter on the pool. (We've gotta, just to deal with the shed back hair...)
Quote from: Luna on June 17, 2011, 05:18:51 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 05:00:49 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:30:12 AM
...IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
Too late!
my butt!
it is hurt!
Of course it is, poor, sweet, innocent Ippie...
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:02:02 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:30:12 AM
IT'S FUNNY YOU MENTIONED LEFT OUT AND SHUNNED, NIGEL, BECAUSE I ASKED HERR TRIX TO DO THAT ONLINE HOROSCOPEY THING HE DID WITH IPTUOUS AND HE DIDN'T. HE JUST KEEPS TALKING TO IPTUOUS. WHY IS HE EVEN TALKING TO IPTUOUS? IPTUOUS IS TERRIBLE (serious Ippie we're still cool).
IT'S NOT FAIR, EOC. :evilmad: WHY ARE WE BEING NEGLECTED?
Because they're scared speechless of you both. A few moments of lurking would uncover how terrible your wrath can be...
Well, it'd also uncover the fact that walking into this forum, e-peen waving like a teeny, tiny flag, posting "look at ME, look, I'm a horrible cunt, TOO!" will get them soundly scorned... but, well, just shows you who doesn't bother to take the temperature of the pool before leaping into the deep end. Some might surface, others...
Well, it's good we've got a good filter on the pool. (We've gotta, just to deal with the shed back hair...)
I did look up EOC, and you are correct as to why I haven't started that fire as of yet. It might take me awhile to gear up enough to attempt
that much fun.
As for "your mom". Well, your "I want some attention too plz" bait simply wasn't as attractive to my mood as Iptuous.
Speaking of Iptuous, yes, you are correct, I did state that clearly. And then I responded to your mild insult with an offer of friendship. TAKE THAT, BITCH!
Luna, while my responses ITT weren't intended as e-penis waving attention whoring so much as RL frustration venting and my own way of testing the waters, I can see how it appears that way. Twas mostly my mood after hours of calculus homework though. Either way, however, I don't see this sound scorning you speak of. In fact most of you seem to have taken my attention whoring rather well, all things considered. Which is a bit disappointing, as I was rather hoping for some heated cockfights. Ah well, maybe I
should fuck with EOC after all. But damnit, his prior posts show him slinging words like some kind of literary Roland.
Anyway, what the fuck kind of a nickname is "Your mom"? That shit was mildly clever back in the beginning of IRC when people would change their nick to Your_mom so they could /me some funny emotes, but years later with bash.org making sure it's old for everyone now, it's unoriginal and fucking stupid. And your attempts to draw attention to yourself are far more blatant then mine, you all-caps-using special-olympic bandwagon riding moron. Besides, my reply to you WAS me taking a shot at you, you just didn't give me much to go on. Perhaps I was too subtle?
- trix
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:44:57 AM
Perhaps I was too subtle?
- trix
Wherein 'subtle' means 'unimaginative' and 'same shit, different dickhead'. You, sir, need to step up your game if you wish to make an impression. Come now, this place has
standards.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:44:57 AM
I did look up EOC, and you are correct as to why I haven't started that fire as of yet. It might take me awhile to gear up enough to attempt that much fun.
Nobody is ready for this much fun.
Sometimes I'm having so much fun that I just puke all over. But
fun puke, you know? Toxic amounts of fun, of the sort that is glorious and terrifying to behold. And people look at it and they think, "You know, that looks like fun," and they think about it for a while and they finally say, "that looks like the kind of fun that someone else is better off having." I'm that someone else.
The great thing is, I don't actually need to be having fun for this to happen. Fun is just what happens when I do anything at all; a byproduct much like another person would produce sweat or mucus. I produce sweat and mucus, but it's Fun Sweat, and Fun Mucus, and Fun Jizz.
I eat Fun Dip and it just seems average. When people say "Let's have some fun," it sounds to me like they're saying "let's breath some oxygen." Not in the sense that it's normal, but in the sense of oxygen poisoning.
:)
:lulz: :lulz:
There's an old saying where I'm from, known only by the oldest of us. Fortunately, I'm still young, so I don't know it yet. But when I grow old and this gem of wisdom spontaneously appears in my memory banks, assuming my memory still works after that many years of pot smoking, I'm going to come back here and throw it IN YOUR FACE, FUCKER!
Since he just said it was Reverend <something-or-other> and the topic is cannabis abuse, I assumed he was talking about Reverend What's-His-Name?
But it could also be Roger. It could be either. It really doesn't really matter, right?
The point is that everybody else is feeling shunned and left out unless we retroactively put Reverend in our nickname.
- the Triple Reverend Zero
I used to do rants all the time, and I tell you, they were miles better than this.
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 05:16:17 AM
Incidentally, being an Authority On Dildos and all, I'm finding it a lot harder to use them effectively in my insults.
If you were wondering, "Inflatable Butt Plug" will usually work in that situation.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
Between this and Sticker Ninja's nonstop bellowing of hatred, it's like a knob-slobbing orgy in this motherfucker.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 01:51:25 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
Between this and Sticker Ninja's nonstop bellowing of hatred, it's like a knob-slobbing orgy in this motherfucker.
Do they even realize that they're downright boring? We've seen all this shit before... and I haven't even been here THAT long.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 03:03:49 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
You know, for just a split second I got my hopes up, only to have them dashed cruelly. Once again, they come out of the woodwork to gnash and fap over Roger.
Why is it never me? :cry:
they? I assume by they you are referring in a general sense to a certain group or type of people. Which is no less asinine then the type of thought process my rant was about. I represent nobody but myself, you ignorant fuckwad. I am a singular individual, not a representative of whatever group or type you arbitrarily decided to string me with, based on a single rant in a section specifically for rants.
No, actually, you're just the latest in a long string of useless tards and potheads who tramp in here with a bone to pick with The Good Reverend Roger, a need to suck his e-dick, and some cause to pimp out at the same time.
99% chance of poptard, 1% chance of actual useless pothead. Just saying.
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 17, 2011, 12:28:59 PM
Since he just said it was Reverend <something-or-other> and the topic is cannabis abuse, I assumed he was talking about Reverend What's-His-Name?
But it could also be Roger. It could be either. It really doesn't really matter, right?
The point is that everybody else is feeling shunned and left out unless we retroactively put Reverend in our nickname.
- the Triple Reverend Zero
He also mentioned that it was an admin, and that's why the OP was so "ballsy". Or some shit like that.
The tragic part is that Trix was ONE DAY TOO LATE to catch TGRR, as he sort of exploded on Wednesday.
Very sad. In lieu of flowers, please donate to the one-armed jizz mopper's relief fund.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 01:30:36 PM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 05:16:17 AM
Incidentally, being an Authority On Dildos and all, I'm finding it a lot harder to use them effectively in my insults.
If you were wondering, "Inflatable Butt Plug" will usually work in that situation.
Maybe. But does "Hey LMNO, quit being such an Inflatable Butt Plug!" ring the same way?
I'm shocked you'd ever tell me to stop, to be honest.
Quote from: Cain on June 17, 2011, 01:25:17 PM
I used to do rants all the time, and I tell you, they were miles better than this.
Oh? How about elaborating your generic useless little critique?
I mean seriously, you fucking dimwits, I give a rats ass what your judgements of me as a member here are, especially when you're basing them off of one thread in the RANT section. It's a fucking
rant you douchebags,
of course it comes off as an angst-filled attack. That's what a rant IS. If my intent was to impress anyone, my post would have been quite different, and in a different section of the forums. I was getting some shit off of my chest, and not a single person made a relevant comment on the
substance of the rant itself. Which I suppose in it's own way is a complement, as none of you holier-then-thou retards had anything of substance to say in response that is any less generic then "my rants are better tee hee". Call me unoriginal and boring all day long if you must jump to character conclusions like an old jaded cop, but when/if you get over your own clique-loving mutual masturbation long enough to consider the actual
content of the rant, you might just realize that I have a valid point.
- trix
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 04:00:09 PM
I'm shocked you'd ever tell me to stop, to be honest.
You got me--I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure saying "red" would be much more effective, anyway, if the need ever arose. ;)
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:07:23 PM
Call me unoriginal and boring all day long if you must jump to character conclusions like an old jaded cop, but when/if you get over your own clique-loving mutual masturbation long enough to consider the actual content of the rant, you might just realize that I have a valid point.
Content of rant = You're a stoner who fiddles about with computers, and is feeling a mite defensive about it. Not sure if that rates as validity, really.
You're calling out The Good Reverend Roger for making an error in reasoning by using anecdotal evidence over hard fact. That's fine. You then go on to use the anecdotal evidence of yourself to make your point. Did this not occur to you or are you just not subject to your own standards?
This shit, what the hell is it?
"Hello, welcome to our home, please, make yourself comfortable"
"Okay!" (shits all over everything).
This douche nozzle has some unresolved anger issues, an inferiority complex, and/or teenage hormonal angst issues.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 01:56:13 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 03:03:49 AM
they? I assume by they you are referring in a general sense to a certain group or type of people. Which is no less asinine then the type of thought process my rant was about. I represent nobody but myself, you ignorant fuckwad. I am a singular individual, not a representative of whatever group or type you arbitrarily decided to string me with, based on a single rant in a section specifically for rants.
No, actually, you're just the latest in a long string of useless tards and potheads who tramp in here with a bone to pick with The Good Reverend Roger, a need to suck his e-dick, and some cause to pimp out at the same time.
99% chance of poptard, 1% chance of actual useless pothead. Just saying.
I didn't "tramp in here with a bone to pick", I posted a rant in the fucking rant section. Get over it. If it bothers you that much, go hang out in a more friendly section of the boards. I signed up because all of the bullshit around here is entertaining. First impressions might have me pegged as whatever the hell you make up, for the short sighted among you, so I suppose I can understand that my first thread being a rant in the rant section got this kind of response. I guess I over-estimated the amount of common sense around here and assumed people could take a rant for what it is... a rant. Verbal (well, literary) masturbation, as I mentioned at the beginning of the OP.
Ah well.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:07:23 PM
Call me unoriginal and boring all day long if you must jump to character conclusions like an old jaded cop, but when/if you get over your own clique-loving mutual masturbation long enough to consider the actual content of the rant, you might just realize that I have a valid point.
Content of rant = You're a stoner who fiddles about with computers, and is feeling a mite defensive about it. Not sure if that rates as validity, really.
Ha, work a little harder on reading comprehension buddy... were all the hints and the multiple outright spelling out of the overall attitude I was ranting about too subtle for you? Perhaps you should re-read the title of the thread. Then re-read it again. Then hang yourself.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 04:21:51 PM
You're calling out The Good Reverend Roger for making an error in reasoning by using anecdotal evidence over hard fact. That's fine. You then go on to use the anecdotal evidence of yourself to make your point. Did this not occur to you or are you just not subject to your own standards?
Ah, an intelligent reply. Thank you.
It did occur to me, yes. Frankly, the point would be more difficult to make without that sort of hypocrisy, but you are of course correct. I just see people going on like that way too often. Kind of how I see a guy on here peeved when people call themselves "mad" or "insane" as if it's a cool thing to be. It is far too common among people who consider themselves intelligent to make the sort of claim that their specific experience with something is the epitome of all experiences in that vein, when the truth is often far from it.
- trix
Quote from: Cuddleshift on June 17, 2011, 04:28:22 PM
This shit, what the hell is it?
"Hello, welcome to our home, please, make yourself comfortable"
"Okay!" (shits all over everything).
This douche nozzle has some unresolved anger issues, an inferiority complex, and/or teenage hormonal angst issues.
More like, "Okay!" (shits all over the
toilet)
This is the Rant section. I didn't come storming into the cute fluffy bunny section talking shit.
And yes, I definitely have anger issues. This comes from being a skinny little shit in real life who wants to beat the hell out of many of the brainwashed fucking idiots I encounter, but can't because I would be pounded into a pulp and/or end up back in jail.
In fact I am starting to think that people who don't have anger issues or depression in this day and age with the shit going on in this world either aren't paying attention or lack the mental capacity to understand what is going on.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:33:53 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on June 17, 2011, 04:28:22 PM
This shit, what the hell is it?
"Hello, welcome to our home, please, make yourself comfortable"
"Okay!" (shits all over everything).
This douche nozzle has some unresolved anger issues, an inferiority complex, and/or teenage hormonal angst issues.
More like, "Okay!" (shits all over the toilet)
This is the Rant section. I didn't come storming into the cute fluffy bunny section talking shit.
And yes, I definitely have anger issues. This comes from being a skinny little shit in real life who wants to beat the hell out of many of the brainwashed fucking idiots I encounter, but can't because I would be pounded into a pulp and/or end up back in jail.
In fact I am starting to think that people who don't have anger issues or depression in this day and age with the shit going on in this world either aren't paying attention or lack the mental capacity to understand what is going on.
Hey, man, it's okay. Some people just don't get it. It's not your fault. I blame society, or the parents, or something.
S'funny how he says he want to "beat the hell" out of the "brainwashed" idiots, but he's done little to distinguish himself from the other shit flinging monkeys.
Keep it coming! Your pathetic rage gives me a big Buddha belly laugh.
Quote from: Cuddleshift on June 17, 2011, 04:44:11 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:33:53 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on June 17, 2011, 04:28:22 PM
This shit, what the hell is it?
"Hello, welcome to our home, please, make yourself comfortable"
"Okay!" (shits all over everything).
This douche nozzle has some unresolved anger issues, an inferiority complex, and/or teenage hormonal angst issues.
More like, "Okay!" (shits all over the toilet)
This is the Rant section. I didn't come storming into the cute fluffy bunny section talking shit.
And yes, I definitely have anger issues. This comes from being a skinny little shit in real life who wants to beat the hell out of many of the brainwashed fucking idiots I encounter, but can't because I would be pounded into a pulp and/or end up back in jail.
In fact I am starting to think that people who don't have anger issues or depression in this day and age with the shit going on in this world either aren't paying attention or lack the mental capacity to understand what is going on.
Hey, man, it's okay. Some people just don't get it. It's not your fault. I blame society, or the parents, or something.
S'funny how he says he want to "beat the hell" out of the "brainwashed" idiots, but he's done little to distinguish himself from the other shit flinging monkeys.
Keep it coming! Your pathetic rage gives me a big Buddha belly laugh.
I don't feel the need to justify or distinguish. Perhaps I will some day and will make the effort to do so.
I wouldn't call it rage though, as I am quite entertained IRL from this thread. Which is why I am here, so it's working out so far. I'm not one of those types that gets angry in real life over some stupid crap by some anonymous person on the internet.
big Buddha belly laugh. I like that. I get an image of Jabba the Hut going HOH HO HO HO!
- trix
Oh, god, you've got to be kidding me.
Did any one call "Sociological Experiment" yet? :lulz:
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 05:16:17 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 04:48:01 AM
STOP WANTING SO MUCH ATTENTION EOC, JEEZ.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.
So true, Nigel! I mean, what the fuck. I know my rampant emote posts are highly controversial and still I hear nothing about them. Nothing. What is this shit?
Trix, shut the fuck up and go smoke a bowl already.
If it makes you feel any better, almost every single one of your posts throws me into a helpless, apoplectic rage. It's a wonder I don't shit myself every time I see your avatar at the top of a post.
It does make me feel better, thanks! ..Ahem. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGEL I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKING UNDERSTANDING. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BUNCH OF RUBBER DICKS. MY AVATAR BETTER MAKE YOU SHIT BRICKS! YOU KNOW, BEING THE TWIN OF YOUR AVATAR AND ALL. SHIT. BRICKS. NIGEL!
Incidentally, being an Authority On Dildos and all, I'm finding it a lot harder to use them effectively in my insults.
You and I, Eve, are THE DILDO AUTHORITAYS on this here forum, and nobody better step. YOU ALL HEAR ME?
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4778825839_29ecf402aa.jpg)
Quote from: Cuddleshift on June 17, 2011, 04:54:17 PM
Oh, god, you've got to be kidding me.
Did any one call "Sociological Experiment" yet? :lulz:
It really is amazing, isn't it? Step 3: "It was all a sociological experiment. You're acting
just the way I want you to."
Why do these noobs have to be so predictable?
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 17, 2011, 12:28:59 PM
Since he just said it was Reverend <something-or-other> and the topic is cannabis abuse, I assumed he was talking about Reverend What's-His-Name?
But it could also be Roger. It could be either. It really doesn't really matter, right?
The point is that everybody else is feeling shunned and left out unless we retroactively put Reverend in our nickname.
- the Triple Reverend Zero
Well, I AM the Right Reverend Nigel.
Except for when I'm your mom, which is ALL THE TIME.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 01:58:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 17, 2011, 12:28:59 PM
Since he just said it was Reverend <something-or-other> and the topic is cannabis abuse, I assumed he was talking about Reverend What's-His-Name?
But it could also be Roger. It could be either. It really doesn't really matter, right?
The point is that everybody else is feeling shunned and left out unless we retroactively put Reverend in our nickname.
- the Triple Reverend Zero
He also mentioned that it was an admin, and that's why the OP was so "ballsy". Or some shit like that.
Also that the poster he's talking about used to smoke pot, which rules out RWHN. Also he paraphrased something I've heard you say.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:07:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 17, 2011, 01:25:17 PM
I used to do rants all the time, and I tell you, they were miles better than this.
Oh? How about elaborating your generic useless little critique?
I mean seriously, you fucking dimwits, I give a rats ass what your judgements of me as a member here are, especially when you're basing them off of one thread in the RANT section. It's a fucking rant you douchebags, of course it comes off as an angst-filled attack. That's what a rant IS. If my intent was to impress anyone, my post would have been quite different, and in a different section of the forums. I was getting some shit off of my chest, and not a single person made a relevant comment on the substance of the rant itself. Which I suppose in it's own way is a complement, as none of you holier-then-thou retards had anything of substance to say in response that is any less generic then "my rants are better tee hee". Call me unoriginal and boring all day long if you must jump to character conclusions like an old jaded cop, but when/if you get over your own clique-loving mutual masturbation long enough to consider the actual content of the rant, you might just realize that I have a valid point.
- trix
I don't think anyone cares. In fact, if you'd bothered reading around here much, you would find that it's all rehash of most of the fights we've had amongst ourselves.
BTW, the reason "Your Mom" is funny is because it was popularly overused on dialup BBSes before you were born. I really AM your mom, kiddo.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:07:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 17, 2011, 01:25:17 PM
I used to do rants all the time, and I tell you, they were miles better than this.
Oh? How about elaborating your generic useless little critique?
I mean seriously, you fucking dimwits, I give a rats ass what your judgements of me as a member here are, especially when you're basing them off of one thread in the RANT section. It's a fucking rant you douchebags, of course it comes off as an angst-filled attack. That's what a rant IS. If my intent was to impress anyone, my post would have been quite different, and in a different section of the forums. I was getting some shit off of my chest, and not a single person made a relevant comment on the substance of the rant itself. Which I suppose in it's own way is a complement, as none of you holier-then-thou retards had anything of substance to say in response that is any less generic then "my rants are better tee hee". Call me unoriginal and boring all day long if you must jump to character conclusions like an old jaded cop, but when/if you get over your own clique-loving mutual masturbation long enough to consider the actual content of the rant, you might just realize that I have a valid point.
- trix
Lol.
Look at what I wrote. Look at the title of this thread.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on June 17, 2011, 04:54:17 PM
Oh, god, you've got to be kidding me.
Did any one call "Sociological Experiment" yet? :lulz:
It really is amazing, isn't it? Step 3: "It was all a sociological experiment. You're acting just the way I want you to."
Why do these noobs have to be so predictable?
Except, that isn't what I said. That would be you, pushing your round expectations of what you
think I mean, into the square hole of what I actually said. I said I am being entertained. This is true. Not an experiment, (except I suppose in a "trolling to see what happens" kind of way) just a rant with some rather entertaining responses. Are you telling me you aren't entertained? Then why are you still posting here?
Again, work on reading comprehension. You seem to have a lot of trouble with it.
- trix
No, you see, I'm misinterpreting you on purpose, just to bug you. It's one of the ways I amuse myself with half-assed trolls.
Trix, I'm so sorry all these assholes aren't taking you seriously enough.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 05:13:59 PM
No, you see, I'm misinterpreting you on purpose, just to bug you. It's one of the ways I amuse myself with half-assed trolls.
Step 2: Act like you posted something stupid
on purposeWhy do you regulars have to be so damned
predictable! 8)
- trix
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:17:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 05:13:59 PM
No, you see, I'm misinterpreting you on purpose, just to bug you. It's one of the ways I amuse myself with half-assed trolls.
Step 2: Act like you posted something stupid on purpose
Why do you regulars have to be so damned predictable!
8)
- trix
I see you've already learned Step Two yourself.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:15:58 PM
Trix, I'm so sorry all these assholes aren't taking you seriously enough.
lol!
On the contrary, I think too many of you are taking me entirely
too seriously. But it's okay, the whole "one guy says something and his cheerleaders come back him up" clique formula is nothing new.
- trix
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 05:13:59 PM
No, you see, I'm misinterpreting you on purpose, just to bug you. It's one of the ways I amuse myself with half-assed trolls.
But you see, it's not even much of a misinterpretation:
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 04:49:45 PM
I wouldn't call it rage though, as I am quite entertained IRL from this thread. Which is why I am here, so it's working out so far...
Sure, he's doing it for "entertainment," not an "experiment," but that's only because he doesn't have the attention span for science.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 05:16:17 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:03:20 AM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 04:48:01 AM
STOP WANTING SO MUCH ATTENTION EOC, JEEZ.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.
So true, Nigel! I mean, what the fuck. I know my rampant emote posts are highly controversial and still I hear nothing about them. Nothing. What is this shit?
Trix, shut the fuck up and go smoke a bowl already.
If it makes you feel any better, almost every single one of your posts throws me into a helpless, apoplectic rage. It's a wonder I don't shit myself every time I see your avatar at the top of a post.
It does make me feel better, thanks! ..Ahem. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGEL I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKING UNDERSTANDING. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BUNCH OF RUBBER DICKS. MY AVATAR BETTER MAKE YOU SHIT BRICKS! YOU KNOW, BEING THE TWIN OF YOUR AVATAR AND ALL. SHIT. BRICKS. NIGEL!
Incidentally, being an Authority On Dildos and all, I'm finding it a lot harder to use them effectively in my insults.
You and I, Eve, are THE DILDO AUTHORITAYS on this here forum, and nobody better step. YOU ALL HEAR ME?
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4778825839_29ecf402aa.jpg)
<a href="http://imgur.com/uqUea" title="Hosted by imgur.com">http://imgur.com/uqUea</a>
:eek:
Ok. That pic is goddamn disturbing. You win this thread.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
:eek:
Ok. That pic is goddamn disturbing. You win this thread.
I think you should meet GIGGLES.
Go on. Last posts by. Do it.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
:eek:
Ok. That pic is goddamn disturbing. You win this thread.
Only by default. Giggles hasn't dropped in yet.
ETA: Damn you EoC! Beat me to it. :lulz: :lulz:
"You guys are missing the point, man! We should all just smoke a bowl then beat up brainwashed idiots with our computers while we eat mushrooms!"
\
:hippie:
Trust me, I used to do this.
It even sounds more basic than that: It's an e-prime argument.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 17, 2011, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
:eek:
Ok. That pic is goddamn disturbing. You win this thread.
I think you should meet GIGGLES.
Go on. Last posts by. Do it.
I did it. And I hate you.
Excuse me while I go claw my eyes out with the blade from my ceiling fan.
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 17, 2011, 05:42:20 PM
"You guys are missing the point, man! We should all just smoke a bowl then beat up brainwashed idiots with our computers while we eat mushrooms!"
\
:hippie:
Trust me, I used to do this.
Nice summary! That is
exactly what I've been trying to say. I'm glad that someone finally understands!
And LMNO: That would depend on how you define "argument".
Yes. And it IS.
[Tocatta and Fuge in D minor, thunder/lightning]
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 05:15:58 PM
Trix, I'm so sorry all these assholes aren't taking you seriously enough.
lol!
On the contrary, I think too many of you are taking me entirely too seriously. But it's okay, the whole "one guy says something and his cheerleaders come back him up" clique formula is nothing new.
- trix
I don't think you understand. :sad:
I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.
I see the points of your rant, trix, but I don't really feel it.
I'd almost prefer to read rants where you can tell the writer is about to blow a gasket and gets a bit incoherent.
edit: That said, it has more vim and vigor than my feeble attempt at a rant.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.
Everybody in this thread is making fun of themselves, except for you.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 06:16:55 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.
Everybody in this thread is making fun of themselves, except for you.
That's because she is the only one that lives up to her standards. :)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 06:16:55 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.
Everybody in this thread is making fun of themselves, except for you.
That's because she is the only one that lives up to her standards. :)
While that is true, I can see Your Mom's point, if by "everyone" your mom means "me and LMNO". Otherwise, I'm afraid I don't see it from anyone else.
That's because my asshole is so gaping, it makes everyone else look like virgins.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:05:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 06:16:55 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.
Everybody in this thread is making fun of themselves, except for you.
That's because she is the only one that lives up to her standards. :)
While that is true, I can see Your Mom's point, if by "everyone" your mom means "me and LMNO". Otherwise, I'm afraid I don't see it from anyone else.
Obvious assburgers is obvious.
I'll wait for your next rant. If it's not a blatant, pointless attack at someone who never knew you and is no longer in a position to respond, I'll give it a read.
I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..
:|
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:16:23 PM
Obvious assburgers is obvious.
I'll wait for your next rant. If it's not a blatant, pointless attack at someone who never knew you and is no longer in a position to respond, I'll give it a read.
That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond. What happened to him?
And anyway, again, (and I'm sick of having to make this point repeatedly), he was just one example, and my rant was more intended towards that type of thought in general.
Which, unless you are far more stupid then you seem, you know already. Meaning, dumb ass, or obvious troll. I haven't read enough of your material to figure out for certain which.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 07:22:20 PM
I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..
:|
No worries, I wont be filling any roles except my own. Also, I'm male. And you all know that already. There aren't any women on the internet, everyone knows that. Nice troll attempt.
- trix
Gender is a social construct. As society, we get to choose your gender.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 07:22:20 PM
I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..
:|
Why the hell not? The board is now "Zero to NUKE in 1 post", and blogging.
She wants to step into TGRR's shoes, she should go right ahead. I mean, it's not like it's not obvious what that got HIM, right? She's going to have to step her rant up, though, because this wasn't actually a
rant, not in the sense that we use. It was merely a full page flame post, the kind you can get anywhere.
Trix, if you're reading this, go for it! You can be the first to take TGRR down! Then you can have a few heart attacks at 40, gobble valium like there's no fucking tomorrow, and act like a loon in public until you finally explode one day and die on the floor in the bathroom before age 45. A winner is you!
The pay sucks, though. Just saying.
We all play roles.
if you don't know what role you are trying out for, one will be assigned to you, ma'am.
Quote from: Cain on June 17, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
Gender is a social construct. As society, we get to choose your gender.
:potd:
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:25:15 PM
That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond. What happened to him?
He exploded and died on the bathroom floor a few days back. You just missed him.
As for the rest of your post, and all the posts preceding them, I would advise you to capture them all, and print them as a book. Perhaps "How to influence people without making friends". Not any
significant influence, of course, but influence all the same.
Simply put, none of us here know you, and (presumably) you don't know anybody here. The fact that your opening comments were based entirely on shitting on people indicates that you really aren't smart enough to form any sort of rapport with anyone. You burned bridges immediately, without bothering to cross them first.
You'll last about a month, if you're tenacious, and then you'll eventually wander off in a haze of butthurt, to become the next ex-new person that was gonna show us all how it's done. One like you comes by about every 30 days. Your approach isn't unique or interesting, it's old and stale.
But you knew that when you started, so far be it from me to get in the way.
Carry on. Show us. Show us
all.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 01:58:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 17, 2011, 12:28:59 PM
Since he just said it was Reverend <something-or-other> and the topic is cannabis abuse, I assumed he was talking about Reverend What's-His-Name?
But it could also be Roger. It could be either. It really doesn't really matter, right?
The point is that everybody else is feeling shunned and left out unless we retroactively put Reverend in our nickname.
- the Triple Reverend Zero
He also mentioned that it was an admin, and that's why the OP was so "ballsy". Or some shit like that.
Also that the poster he's talking about used to smoke pot, which rules out RWHN. Also he paraphrased something I've heard you say.
That, and also when I get involved in these debates I tend to stick to data and policies and not the character of people who use drugs.
But if it helps, I do think that this particular marijuana user is a raging moron, but I'm sure I didn't have to point that out to anyone.
But I suspect he was already a moron before he started using.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 17, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 17, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
Gender is a social construct. As society, we get to choose your gender.
:potd:
Yeah, that was rather brilliant what Cain did, thar.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:25:15 PM
That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond. What happened to him?
He exploded and died on the bathroom floor a few days back. You just missed him.
As for the rest of your post, and all the posts preceding them, I would advise you to capture them all, and print them as a book. Perhaps "How to influence people without making friends". Not any significant influence, of course, but influence all the same.
Simply put, none of us here know you, and (presumably) you don't know anybody here. The fact that your opening comments were based entirely on shitting on people indicates that you really aren't smart enough to form any sort of rapport with anyone. You burned bridges immediately, without bothering to cross them first.
You'll last about a month, if you're tenacious, and then you'll eventually wander off in a haze of butthurt, to become the next ex-new person that was gonna show us all how it's done. One like you comes by about every 30 days. Your approach isn't unique or interesting, it's old and stale.
But you knew that when you started, so far be it from me to get in the way.
Carry on. Show us. Show us all.
:mittens:
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:20:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 17, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.
Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 07:22:20 PM
I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..
:|
Why the hell not? The board is now "Zero to NUKE in 1 post", and blogging.
She wants to step into TGRR's shoes, she should go right ahead. I mean, it's not like it's not obvious what that got HIM, right? She's going to have to step her rant up, though, because this wasn't actually a rant, not in the sense that we use. It was merely a full page flame post, the kind you can get anywhere.
Trix, if you're reading this, go for it! You can be the first to take TGRR down! Then you can have a few heart attacks at 40, gobble valium like there's no fucking tomorrow, and act like a loon in public until you finally explode one day and die on the floor in the bathroom before age 45. A winner is you!
The pay sucks, though. Just saying.
I wont be stepping into TGRR's shoes. I am not worthy. I have read many of his posts, and I do not have hit wit or ability. I took issue with something he posted, sure, but only because it's a common mistake that irks me.
And I already act like a loon in public.
Quote from: Iptuous on June 17, 2011, 07:29:39 PM
We all play roles.
if you don't know what role you are trying out for, one will be assigned to you, ma'am.
Assign away, go ahead, make my nipples hard.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:25:15 PM
That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond. What happened to him?
He exploded and died on the bathroom floor a few days back. You just missed him.
As for the rest of your post, and all the posts preceding them, I would advise you to capture them all, and print them as a book. Perhaps "How to influence people without making friends". Not any significant influence, of course, but influence all the same.
Simply put, none of us here know you, and (presumably) you don't know anybody here. The fact that your opening comments were based entirely on shitting on people indicates that you really aren't smart enough to form any sort of rapport with anyone. You burned bridges immediately, without bothering to cross them first.
You'll last about a month, if you're tenacious, and then you'll eventually wander off in a haze of butthurt, to become the next ex-new person that was gonna show us all how it's done. One like you comes by about every 30 days. Your approach isn't unique or interesting, it's old and stale.
But you knew that when you started, so far be it from me to get in the way.
Carry on. Show us. Show us all.
Will you fuckers quit posting so fast that I can't even send one without new ones appearing to stop me?
I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem. Nor was I trying to "show you how its done". I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach. Apparently, I failed, and didn't lurk enough prior to posting to see it being done already. Either way, I wont be gone in a month, I will learn and adapt, and continue to post according to my mood, until you all either accept me, ban me, ignore me, or just continue trying to one-up me.
- trix
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 17, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:20:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 17, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.
Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.
That's because Snakeman hates women that haven't been pre-beaten.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem. Nor was I trying to "show you how its done". I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach. Apparently, I failed, and didn't lurk enough prior to posting to see it being done already. Either way, I wont be gone in a month, I will learn and adapt, and continue to post according to my mood, until you all either accept me, ban me, ignore me, or just continue trying to one-up me.
- trix
This gives me a level of hope akin to Obama's 2008 election campaign.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem. Nor was I trying to "show you how its done". I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach.
A novel approach would have been "Hello, I'm Trix, nice to meet you."
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
or just continue trying to one-up me.
You know, I can tell you precisely what you're going to do here, in order, before you actually do it. No shit. Using SCIENCE and shit, I predict PRECISELY how this is all going to go.
Interesting.
In the OP, Trix couldn't even remember TGRR's name, then she says that "I have read many of his posts".
I'm calling "Poptard".
I'm calling flighty pothead.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 17, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:20:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 17, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.
Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.
GREAT. I GET SNAKE-MAN. :crankey:
Poptard would have outed itself by now.
noob sucks, kill it wiff fire!
There, I've said it :|
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 07:51:28 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 17, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:20:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 17, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.
Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.
GREAT. I GET SNAKE-MAN. :crankey:
That's kinda :fap: :lulz:
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 07:51:28 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 17, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 01:20:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 17, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.
Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.
Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.
GREAT. I GET SNAKE-MAN. :crankey:
TGRR's troll-magnetism brought all the trolls to the yard. :cry:
Quote from: BadBeast on June 17, 2011, 07:52:04 PM
Poptard would have outed itself by now.
Naw. When he did the racist ex-Marine troll, he lasted for a couple of days, IIRC.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:48:27 PM
Interesting.
In the OP, Trix couldn't even remember TGRR's name, then she says that "I have read many of his posts".
I'm calling "Poptard".
Actually it's more simple then that... I looked him up more as soon as I saw the fake-jealous reply calling him Roger, so I would recognize him if/when he responded.
And anyway, the one-up comment was a bit out of line with the rest of that post, I agree. I apologize.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
A novel approach would have been "Hello, I'm Trix, nice to meet you."
That is what I meant by failure to lurk properly. On most boards I frequent, that is the predictable and boring intro. Also, most of the flak was from this rant thread, rather then my intro. I think the intro was a bit better received, and my mistake was venting my mood in the rant section while I am still too new for anyone to understand that I am not always like that.
- trix
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on. Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.
Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere. As in: another subforum.
Also, put down the bong.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:48:27 PM
Interesting.
In the OP, Trix couldn't even remember TGRR's name, then she says that "I have read many of his posts".
I'm calling "Poptard".
Actually it's more simple then that... I looked him up more as soon as I saw the fake-jealous reply calling him Roger, so I would recognize him if/when he responded.
And anyway, the one-up comment was a bit out of line with the rest of that post, I agree. I apologize.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
A novel approach would have been "Hello, I'm Trix, nice to meet you."
That is what I meant by failure to lurk properly. On most boards I frequent, that is the predictable and boring intro. Also, most of the flak was from this rant thread, rather then my intro. I think the intro was a bit better received, and my mistake was venting my mood in the rant section while I am still too new for anyone to understand that I am not always like that.
- trix
This is what I find kind of disappointing. You come in balls out ranting, you don't care who you're offending, blah blah. Now you're apologizing, explaining yourself, talking about what you should have done instead. Own your shit, dude. Figure it out and do it better next time.
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:01:59 PM
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on. Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.
Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere. As in: another subforum.
Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.
Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson! Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!
Yeah. Piss in the pot or get off! Give it what for!
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:01:59 PM
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on. Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.
Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere. As in: another subforum.
Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.
I like perpetuation. This thread is fun. Keeping it going is in my best interest.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.
Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson! Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!
I didn't plan to, no worries.
And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson. By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!
Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it. GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN! OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 08:13:01 PM
Yeah. Piss in the pot or get off! Give it what for!
Put down the pom-poms fuckwad.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 17, 2011, 07:52:38 PM
noob sucks, kill it wiff fire!
There, I've said it :|
Seconded!!
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
This is what I find kind of disappointing. You come in balls out ranting, you don't care who you're offending, blah blah. Now you're apologizing, explaining yourself, talking about what you should have done instead. Own your shit, dude. Figure it out and do it better next time.
I was in a different mood when I made the OP. I post according to my mood. Moods change.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:16:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:01:59 PM
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on. Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.
Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere. As in: another subforum.
Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.
I like perpetuation. This thread is fun. Keeping it going is in my best interest.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.
Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson! Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!
I didn't plan to, no worries.
And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson. By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!
Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it. GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN! OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.
OOOOK OOOOK!
:monkeydance:
That's telling them. You'll be getting virtual ass from the online honeys in NO TIME!
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:17:27 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 08:13:01 PM
Yeah. Piss in the pot or get off! Give it what for!
Put down the pom-poms fuckwad.
Are my hawt ankles causing a disturbance in the force?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:20:09 PM
OOOOK OOOOK!
:monkeydance:
That's telling them. You'll be getting virtual ass from the online honeys in NO TIME!
I already get virtual ass every time I type keyword 'sex' into my AOL keyword bar thingy.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
This is what I find kind of disappointing. You come in balls out ranting, you don't care who you're offending, blah blah. Now you're apologizing, explaining yourself, talking about what you should have done instead. Own your shit, dude. Figure it out and do it better next time.
I was in a different mood when I made the OP. I post according to my mood. Moods change.
Sure, when you're a flighty pothead.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 08:25:40 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: Eve on June 17, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
This is what I find kind of disappointing. You come in balls out ranting, you don't care who you're offending, blah blah. Now you're apologizing, explaining yourself, talking about what you should have done instead. Own your shit, dude. Figure it out and do it better next time.
I was in a different mood when I made the OP. I post according to my mood. Moods change.
Sure, when you're a flighty pothead.
especially when I'm a flighty pothead.
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Oh I will. At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread. After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Oh I will. At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread. After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.
GIGGLES is a rare sight. You would be BLESSED if he came and skeeted lailaise in one of your threads.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:16:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:01:59 PM
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on. Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.
Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere. As in: another subforum.
Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.
I like perpetuation. This thread is fun. Keeping it going is in my best interest.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.
Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson! Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!
I didn't plan to, no worries.
And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson. By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!
Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it. GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN! OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.
OOOOK OOOOK!
:monkeydance:
That's telling them. You'll be getting virtual ass from the online honeys in NO TIME!
My money's on the latter.
This sort of thing is precisely why I advocate doing SCIENCE to random humans.
They aren't using their brains anyway, may as well fuck 'em up.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:40:03 PM
This sort of thing is precisely why I advocate doing SCIENCE to random humans.
They aren't using their brains anyway, may as well fuck 'em up.
Ok I change my vote. Let's just cut em up and see what burns best. :evil:
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Oh I will. At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread. After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.
I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:16:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:01:59 PM
Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on. Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.
Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere. As in: another subforum.
Go eat a dick you fucking ass-pirate.
I like perpetuation. This thread is fun. Keeping it going is in my best interest.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
Don't listen to Jenne, Trix, she's bad for you.
Dig your heels in, and teach every bastard a lesson! Anything else would mean your e-penis will shrink right up and fall off, and we all know that trying for the alpha spot in the pack is the only fit behavior for a superior mutant!
I didn't plan to, no worries.
And I will teach every one of you bastards a lesson. By the surgery scars on my tig ol bitties, I WILL WIN THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT!
Also, quit talking about my e-penis with all of your jealousy before I beat you to death with it. GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT YOU DOWN! OR I WILL COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT.
TFY,S.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 08:46:18 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Oh I will. At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread. After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.
I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology.
That's because giggles IS reverse psychology
Paired with a lobotomy.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 09:10:24 PM
Paired with a lobotomy.
And AMAZING.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29482.0
GIGGLES is my medicine.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 08:46:18 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Oh I will. At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread. After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.
I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology.
Good, because I'm not using reverse psychology. I can happily go through the rest of the day without seeing one of those nasty disgusting eye-melting mutants that he seems to get off on.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 08:46:38 PM
TFY,S.
Why would I go to the trouble, when I have a thread full of mucus munchers trying so hard to do it for me?
Hostility only works as a "bit" if it's, you know, funny.
You have become boring.
Good day.
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 17, 2011, 08:46:18 PM
Quote from: trix on June 17, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2011, 08:28:13 PM
Ok.
Have fun rolling around in the shit! :)
Oh I will. At least, as long as GIGGLES stays the fuck out of my thread. After EOC had me look him up, I don't want that sick, demented mother fucker anywhere near my eyesight.
I think you will find that GIGGLES doesn't idly respond to reverse psychology.
Good, because I'm not using reverse psychology. I can happily go through the rest of the day without seeing one of those nasty disgusting eye-melting mutants that he seems to get off on.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 17, 2011, 08:46:38 PM
TFY,S.
Why would I go to the trouble, when I have a thread full of mucus munchers trying so hard to do it for me?
Oh, never mind. You really are just a garden-variety jerk. I won't waste any more of my time trying to be helpful then.
Giggles wins thread. Without even posting in it.
Trix = a breakfast cereal, right? Yeah, whatever, it's poptard.
Thread over.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2011, 09:35:47 PM
Trix = a breakfast cereal, right? Yeah, whatever, it's poptard.
Thread over.
Sounds about right.
Cept the Trix Rabbit seems more like a flighty tweeker than a flighty pot head.
I'm inclined to agree, Dok.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 18, 2011, 01:04:19 AM
Cept the Trix Rabbit seems more like a flighty tweeker than a flighty pot head.
Agreed. Maybe Lies could offer some helpful advice from when he used used to be a "hard core user". :lulz:
It's probably Law of Fives, but if you think about it, a lot of the Breakfast Cereal Mascots seemed like they were on some kind of drugs.
Tony the Tiger is clearly on steroids.
Dig'em the frog and the bear mascot for Golden Crisp were very clearly potheads.
I think Lucky is on some kind of mushrooms.
Toucan is a wino
I think Sonny is probably on speed.
Snap, Crackle and Pop were clearly doing some kind of LSD/meth combination.
Quote from: Cain on June 18, 2011, 04:43:09 PM
Snap, Crackle and Pop were clearly doing some kind of LSD/meth combination.
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Hours and hours went by, the townsfolk growing impatient and more agitated by the minute. The sheriff tried fear and intimidation, tried good cop/bad cop, tried following evidence and every other trick he had ever learned to get the killer to give them self away. All failed. Him and his deputies stayed up all night questioning and harassing the suspects, not letting any of them get any sleep. The townsfolk stayed as well, all of them too angry, too outraged, too excited that finally something big was going down in this small boring little town, to leave and go home.
All of these suspects were terrified, all of them mortified, all of them confused and tired and wishing they had never come to this stinking run-down town of fools. All save the drunkard, that is. None of this seemed to faze the drunk. Every time he was questioned, poked, prodded, threatened, harassed, or offered reward for information, his response was the same lewd bullshit he had been sprouting for years. He'd point to his crotch and slur, "All of yer answers are right here, fuckstick!"
The Sheriff figured the drunk's mind was gone. Too much alcohol over too long a time can erode even the best minds, and the Sheriff had heard from his grandfather that this drunkard had been a fool even before the drink.
As the interrogation and accusations continued, the mob of townsfolk were growing ever more impatient. Shouts could be heard from within the crowd, accusing this man or that woman of being guilty of the deed, various people making up their minds that it HAD to be so-and-so because he'd been acting so odd lately. The Sheriff was trying his best to maintain order, but the situation was getting worse, and he knew it was only a matter of time before he lost control of it all. Suddenly, he remembered, who would have been in the best position to see who was going where that day, but the monk! Yes! The monk was always on the rooftops, with a clear view of the whole town, he might have seen what went down! The Sheriff sent one of his deputies to find the monk and bring him, with all haste. The deputy agreed and ran off.
Rooftop to rooftop, it took the deputy nearly an hour to locate the old monk, sitting in the lotus position on the roof of the town church. Shaking his shoulder gently, the deputy asked the monk if he would please go see the Sheriff and answer a few questions. The monk agreed, stood up, stretched, and walked calmly to the center of town.
The situation was getting worse, the crowd was getting loud and shouting, worried that the murderer or murderers were going to get away with it. The Sheriff spotted the monk approaching and felt a little relief. "Quiet people!" he shouted at the crowd, "Here comes our wise monk, the one man that might have seen who did it!" Hearing this, the monk slowed his pace and looked around at the crowd, noticing for the first time the weapons in their hands and anger and righteousness in their faces. He approached the Sheriff, and nodded the man to begin his questioning. The monk had seen nothing, meditation requires closed eyes and deep focus. But the monk had advice to give regardless, "Beware the path you are treading, the line between justice and vengeance lies not with intent, but execution." As usual, few of the simple townsfolk understood what the old man was on about, and most rolled their eyes, less patient then usual with the monk's useless nonsense. "Answers!" somebody shouted, "Somebody here murdered my friends and they are NOT going to get away with it!" Shouts of agreement spread through the crowd, the excitement and anger thick and suffocating. Another shout was heard, "My money's on that weirdo McFennin couple! Them been keepin to themselves since they got here! And everybody knows they needed the money, with that baby on the way and them being new here!" The couple in question looked up in surprise, "Your a treacherous little shithead, Molly! You're just pissy that we got that acre behind the old windmill that you were after!"
More and more shouts could be heard, until the Sheriff was heard yelling over all "CALM, people! This isn't the dark ages! We need to interrogate and find out who is really responsible for this and arrest them!" Somebody shouted, "Interrogate, interrogate, you been saying that all night Sheriff, you haven't found anything or anyone you useless knob!" Another shout was heard "Arrest them? Those murderous freaks don't deserve to relax in a cell and eat our hard earned food, I say we rip the killers to peices!" Suddenly a bottle was broken over someone's head, and the Sheriff pulled out his iron and fired a shot into the sky. "Enough!" he shouted, "All of you go home, you have become an out of control mob!"
The shouting and anger got worse and worse, reaching it's peak when somebody shouted "I say we take them all until whoever did it admits it!" and the rest of the mob exploded in anger. Surging forward, the mob of townsfolk attacked the mob of suspects, and surrounded, they could only try to defend in kind. Blows were thrown, weapons were used, the whole thing quickly dissolved into a bloody war. Even the monk was caught in the middle, screaming things like "VIOLENCE BEGETS VIOLENCE!" before somebody finally stuck a hatchet in his head and shut him up. Only the drunkard, sitting a little to the side sipping from a paper bag and watching the whole thing with wide eyes, only he was untouched and unnoticed by all. After all, he was just a drunkard and a fool who nobody gave a shit about.
When it was all finally over, more then three fourths of the townsfolk, including the 'suspects', were dead. The survivors were, to the man, heavily injured. Many more would later die from wounds that went untreated, due to the towns three doctors all being killed in the melee. Only the drunk was unhurt.
In the days that followed, those who were left abandoned the town, and tried their best to leave the horrible memories behind them as well. Except the drunkard, he stayed and pillaged the houses, setting up a living space right there in the town liquor store. Nobody ever found out who had committed the murders.
The moral of the story:
(pointing at my crotch) All of yer answers are right here, fuckstick!
- trix
I think we've got a live one here.
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Trix's story reminds me of the Spider game. :lulz:
That story was pretty dumb.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 07:35:44 PM
That story was pretty dumb.
I agree.
I think I started okay, but I couldn't figure out how to end it. I was just in the mood to make shit up.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 18, 2011, 11:22:54 PM
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Your amazing detective skills have paid off, you have discovered that I am new here! Wow, I bow to your ability to ferret out the truth.
Fuckwad.
Are you always such a pointless, banal prick to everyone? Do you have any friends?
I would give you tips on making some, but I seem to remember this one time when I tried being nice to you and in return you were a total asshole for no apparent reason. As far as I can tell you're just a dickish high-school brat with no original ideas who got their idea of how to interact on the internet off 4chan. That's the only drawback to this Discordianism gig; it attracts an endless stream of twits who think the way to impress people online is to insult them or be "outlandish".
You know what's creative and original?
Being yourself. The five percent who actually know they have something to offer don't have to schtick it up, because they themselves are original material.
Oops, I gave you helpful advice. No doubt it will be blown off with some unclever insult, which you will later go back and edit for something you think is cleverer (even though it isn't).
Why do I waste my time with this shit?
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Are you always such a pointless, banal prick to everyone? Do you have any friends?
What do you think? "Trix" is a
Poptart boring jerk. Who the fuck hangs out with someone like that?
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Are you always such a pointless, banal prick to everyone? Do you have any friends?
No. In fact, I responded to your rather useless insult towards my story with agreement and explanation. I was a prick to the moron that posted a pointless, obvious insult towards the fact that I am new.
And honestly I don't understand why you feel insulted by it.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
I would give you tips on making some, but I seem to remember this one time when I tried being nice to you and in return you were a total asshole for no apparent reason.
The way I remember it, on the first page, you came into my rant thread salty that the subject of my attack was TGRR rather then you, yourself. It seemed rather clear you
wanted me to direct attacks at you rather than Roger. For this reason, I picked apart your post feigning offense to give you what you seemed to be so blatantly asking for. It seems to me the problem here is that you are much more sensitive than you pretend. I mean none of this seriously, I have no hatred or dislike for any of you, and I kind of thought I had made that much clear.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
As far as I can tell you're just a dickish high-school brat with no original ideas who got their idea of how to interact on the internet off 4chan. That's the only drawback to this Discordianism gig; it attracts an endless stream of twits who think the way to impress people online is to insult them or be "outlandish".
I rant in a rant thread. If you can't handle an angry attacking thread, by all means, click on a friendlier section instead and save yourself the emotional hardship.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:38:18 PM
Why do I waste my time with this shit?
That is a good question.
Also, if you notice, I've watered down much of the insulting tone of my posts lately, due to the large amounts of butthurt they seem to cause. The exception being blatant insults like the one by Nephew Twiddleton which, IMO, deserve to be responded to in kind.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2011, 09:44:40 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Are you always such a pointless, banal prick to everyone? Do you have any friends?
What do you think? "Trix" is a Poptart boring jerk. Who the fuck hangs out with someone like that?
Of course, because how I respond to random people on the internet is exactly how I behave in real life.
What most of you seem to be missing, no matter how often I spell it out quite clearly, is that my original posting style was based on mistaken assumptions of your ability to handle a bad attitude, and my mood at the time. Frankly I'm getting tired of repeating this, and it's becoming clear to me that, like an evangelistic Christian, you will leap to whatever conclusions and beliefs fuel whatever assumptions you wish to make at the time. I hope I am wrong, however.
EDITED to make it easier to read.
The problem with posting on the internet, is that much is lost in text. I am far more used to conversing person-to-person rather then via text like this, and in person I can use tone of voice and other body language and subtle vocal cues to show the spirit with which I am saying what appears to be so mean and insulting.
On the internet, however, many of the places I frequent start by generally assuming that nobody really means offense, and infer that type of vocal tonage/body language automatically. When I read some posts here before I started posting myself, the general tone and thick skin of the members here led me to believe that this community worked like that as well, and generally assumed that nothing posted on the internet is worth being butthurt over. If you all would prefer that I begin each of my posts with some sort of disclaimer stating clearly that I am falsely attempting to be as offensive as possible on purpose, let me know, and I'll come up with something.
I hope this explains it better.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2011, 09:44:40 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Are you always such a pointless, banal prick to everyone? Do you have any friends?
What do you think? "Trix" is a Poptart boring jerk. Who the fuck hangs out with someone like that?
Yep. It's another clumsy troll, and for some reason it doesn't understand the difference between a rant subforum and a gratuitous insult subforum. Which we don't have.
Hey Trix, I think you meant to go here: http://rampant-griffon.net/spiritualcrossroads/index.php?board=15.0
In other words, you got your notions of how to interact on the internet from 4chan. :lulz:
Fuck off. Go finish your 9th-grade homework or whatever you do in your free time. You obviously didn't lurk much or you would have known that people here actually interact with each other as Real Live People, not your pretend-playing make-believe-personality bullshit.
No disclaimer is needed, you just need to lurk more and be better at...whatever it is you're trying to do.
Also, that cartoon was an insult to you? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I am the same way when it comes to internet vs face to face conversation. The trick is to look before you leap and don't be a prick unless it's warranted. Or funny.
Rant needs moar genuine rage that bursts out of you regardless of whether you want it to or not and less whatever that was.
Also, poptwix, you don't seem to understand humor, so I'm going to assume that you're an assburger.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 10:32:33 PM
In other words, you got your notions of how to interact on the internet from 4chan. :lulz:
Fuck off. Go finish your 9th-grade homework or whatever you do in your free time. You obviously didn't lurk much or you would have known that people here actually interact with each other as Real Live People, not your pretend-playing make-believe-personality bullshit.
Would you like a tissue?
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 10:36:08 PM
Also, poptwix, you don't seem to understand humor, so I'm going to assume that you're an assburger.
Yeah, because
that insult was totally funny and clever.
Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2011, 10:35:48 PM
No disclaimer is needed, you just need to lurk more and be better at...whatever it is you're trying to do.
Also, that cartoon was an insult to you? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I was speaking towards intent rather than delivery.
Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2011, 10:35:48 PM
I am the same way when it comes to internet vs face to face conversation. The trick is to look before you leap and don't be a prick unless it's warranted. Or funny.
Rant needs moar genuine rage that bursts out of you regardless of whether you want it to or not and less whatever that was.
Point taken.
Future posts from me with be more authentic and less poking at Your_mom's bleeding butthole.
That wasn't an insult. It's just a shorthand commonly used for "person on the internet who lacks social skills and doesn't appear to recognize or understand other people's emotional reactions". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assburger
FYI.
Quote from: Your Mom on June 19, 2011, 10:49:58 PM
That wasn't an insult. It's just a shorthand commonly used for "person on the internet who lacks social skills and doesn't appear to recognize or understand other people's emotional reactions". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assburger
FYI.
Ah, now I understand. I take back my sarcasm.
Yeah. I've been nothing but pleasantly helpful to you, and you've done nothing but shit on people left and right, including me. When anyone points this out, however neutrally, or offers advice, you claim that they're butthurt, as if anyone personally gives a flying fuck what some random teenager they don't even know thinks of them.
Since no one can judge you on anything other than the way you present yourself, my conclusion is that you are exactly the lame asshole you make yourself out to be, and will treat you accordingly.
Enjoy your stay.
Lol, one long thread where someone tries hard to qualify what they said for a crowd of people, while also seeming edgy and badass.
Why is anyone still bothering with Trix?
Trix has nothing to say, which is why the silly bastard couldn't distinguish between "rants" and "insults". Either it's poptard (90% chance), or it's just an idiot.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2011, 12:03:42 AM
Why is anyone still bothering with Trix?
Trix has nothing to say, which is why the silly bastard couldn't distinguish between "rants" and "insults". Either it's poptard (90% chance), or it's just an idiot.
I'm the welcoming committee, which means I'm supposed to be helpful, I think. But yeah, it's probably poptard, and I have nothing further to say to it anyway.
It's being really sucky in this thread.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11449.new;topicseen#new
Quote from: BadBeast on June 20, 2011, 12:20:18 AM
It's being really sucky in this thread.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11449.new;topicseen#new
:?
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on June 20, 2011, 01:11:02 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 20, 2011, 12:20:18 AM
It's being really sucky in this thread.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11449.new;topicseen#new
:?
That was my reaction as well.
Maybe he thought I was being sarcastic?
I think he means "sucking up".
Quote from: Your Mom on June 20, 2011, 02:34:15 AM
I think he means "sucking up".
EDIT: Original response deleted. I am no longer in the mood to beat the dead horse.
For clarity, I love the PD, and the BIP, which is what brought me here to begin with. I don't get emotional over the internet, or at least I try not to, so it's easy for me to go from insulting to praising if I believe whatever I'm on about is worthy of the insult/praise. Flighty pothead I've been called. Maybe that is true.
Also, I never intended to shit all over the forums, only on this thread and my intro. Which I've said before. I'm here for the same reason I keep fucking with you all; because some of you fuckers are hilarious, and brilliant.
- trix
Quote from: trix on June 19, 2011, 10:04:38 PM
The problem with posting on the internet, is that much is lost in text. I am far more used to conversing person-to-person rather then via text like this, and in person I can use tone of voice and other body language and subtle vocal cues to show the spirit with which I am saying what appears to be so mean and insulting.
On the internet, however, many of the places I frequent start by generally assuming that nobody really means offense, and infer that type of vocal tonage/body language automatically. When I read some posts here before I started posting myself, the general tone and thick skin of the members here led me to believe that this community worked like that as well, and generally assumed that nothing posted on the internet is worth being butthurt over. If you all would prefer that I begin each of my posts with some sort of disclaimer stating clearly that I am falsely attempting to be as offensive as possible on purpose, let me know, and I'll come up with something.
I hope this explains it better.
Yawn. Everyone IRL and on the internet drags out this used up excuse after they get called on being a prick. I'm sure some people really do have issues with this, but FFS.