Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on November 17, 2012, 10:57:50 pm

Title: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: AFK on November 17, 2012, 10:57:50 pm
This just in, Mexico is going to rescue the Twinkies! 


That was a close one, fatty fair food stall owners all across the county were collectively shitting their pants at the thought of losing their staple confection.



You may return to discussing your trivial health care, poverty, and middle east war issues.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 am
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 18, 2012, 01:11:30 am
The question is- will this cause the gop to reconsider that fence?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 am
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Emo Howard on November 18, 2012, 02:12:32 am
That was truly a special, and also magical time.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Cain on November 18, 2012, 01:42:00 pm
Turns out the CEO of the company that makes Twinkies, Grey Rayburn, tripled his salary to $2.5 million while preparing to file for bankruptcy for the company.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Luna on November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 pm
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305516_10151257057634222_86313566_n.jpg)

Yeah, this is making the rounds.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 pm
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 04:31:52 pm
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305516_10151257057634222_86313566_n.jpg)

Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2012, 06:06:17 pm
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

Your wish is my command!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Luna on November 18, 2012, 07:27:11 pm
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/305516_10151257057634222_86313566_n.jpg)

Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:

Of course they are...  Rather than a Bain-style plundering.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Cain on November 18, 2012, 07:40:49 pm
Or a Bane style plundering, even

(http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bane-TDKR2.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Post by: Mangrove on November 18, 2012, 09:55:57 pm
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

Your wish is my command!

 :banana: :banana: :banana: and a :lol: