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Started by P3nT4gR4m, December 22, 2011, 11:35:19 AM

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December 22, 2011, 11:35:19 AM
I'm a phony, a fake
a liar and a cheat
What you see aint the real me
it's a mask of deceit

Who I want to be
It aint the real me
but I'm so good at pretending
it's all you'll ever see

The guy in the mirror?
someone I invented
a composite character
from movies I rented

The heroes and bad guys
all donated a trait
the ones I admire the most
and the ones that I hate

The things that I say and do
all scare me to death
but I keep that shit buried deep
and under my breath

The truth of the matter
is I'm starting to be become
the sort that I'd look up to
when I was just dumb

The secret is this thick veneer
I painted on the cracks
is just as real as the useless prick
that's buried in the back

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1
December 22, 2011, 11:41:44 AM
Nice one, Pent! Was there anything you were thinking about recently that inspired this?
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Reeducation

#2
December 22, 2011, 11:44:41 AM Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 11:47:54 AM by Reeducation
I like this. It's like reading my own thoughts. Well not exactly, but anyway. :)
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P3nT4gR4m

#3
December 22, 2011, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 22, 2011, 11:41:44 AM
Nice one, Pent! Was there anything you were thinking about recently that inspired this?

A few people lately, both online and IRL, are suffering from issues that remind me of issues I used to have. Got me thinking about why I either don't have them any more or have made them manageable.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 22, 2011, 04:53:15 PM
"An Ode to Imposter Syndrome."

:lulz:

Well done.
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#5
December 22, 2011, 07:20:08 PM
I like it!
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#6
December 22, 2011, 08:10:08 PM
Nicely done, Pent!
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