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Epic Mealtime

Started by Cramulus, February 07, 2011, 08:56:06 PM

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Cramulus

ECH, I think I may have discovered your Québécois clone. (try saying that five times fast)

These guys do not fuck around. Here are a few of their best videos.

Epic Breakfast - 18,531 calories!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q


Fast Food Sushi - 11,816 calories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw


Meatball Death star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCROpchUjQI&feature=relmfu


Slaughterhouse Christmas Special  - they build a gingerbread house out of meat! 81 thousand goddamn calories!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw

Precious Moments Zalgo

The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
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Me too.  I thought the vegan parody was funny on a couple of levels.
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Kai

Posting this here as well: Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

http://www.youtube.com/user/SwedishMealTime
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These guys are like the Jackass of food.
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Jasper

"We don't fuck around at breakfast!"  :lulz:


Kiki

Ahahahaha. The vegan parody made me laugh.

I think Epic Meal Time is stupid. Really really stupid. I just was forced to watch the candy episode of it x.x That was awful.

East Coast Hustle

I think you're stupid.

Really really stupid.

:)
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East Coast Hustle

OK, maybe not. But anyone who doesn't like Epic Mealtime is suspect in my book.
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Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
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Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
It looked very delicious to me.  The breakfast one was my second favorite.  I didn't like the fast food pizza one at all, though.

I just looked at their channel.  The have a bunch of new ones since last time I looked.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 22, 2011, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
It looked very delicious to me.  The breakfast one was my second favorite.  I didn't like the fast food pizza one at all, though.

I just looked at their channel.  The have a bunch of new ones since last time I looked.

It's a total waste of good meat, because none of those meats will be cooked to optimal deliciousness. I've done something like that and, really, you're better off just buying sausage, because in the end it's all overcooked and tastes exactly like slightly dry sausage.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Precious Moments Zalgo

Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 03:07:34 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 22, 2011, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
It looked very delicious to me.  The breakfast one was my second favorite.  I didn't like the fast food pizza one at all, though.

I just looked at their channel.  The have a bunch of new ones since last time I looked.

It's a total waste of good meat, because none of those meats will be cooked to optimal deliciousness. I've done something like that and, really, you're better off just buying sausage, because in the end it's all overcooked and tastes exactly like slightly dry sausage.
Ah, ok.

I just watched the Indian one.  That one looked good.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.