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So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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Started by saturnine, March 03, 2011, 08:33:14 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#255
May 07, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 07, 2011, 05:17:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2011, 07:03:12 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 07, 2011, 07:02:05 AM
Mr. Bones sounds like the name for a teddy bear of a particularly morbid-minded child.

Oh, he's much worse than that.

And someday I will get my hands on him and throw him in the river.

right over a bridge support, I assume?

EXACTLY.

Mr. Bones is a troublemaker, and I intend to end him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#256
May 07, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
Who IS this guy?? :?

Did you talk about him before? Sometimes I get the nicknames confused a bit.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#257
May 07, 2011, 06:35:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
Who IS this guy?? :?

Did you talk about him before? Sometimes I get the nicknames confused a bit.

Nope. Just met him in March.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#258
May 13, 2011, 10:49:05 PM
OK, so I just got messaged by some typical pagan chick (morbidly obese, uses too much eyeliner to try to cover obvious skin flaws) who responded to my anti-portland-douchebag diatribe by quoting the "Portlanditis" comic that was posted a few days back as though it were her own original thought.

I can't decide whether to link her to her own intellectual plagiarism and point out that it's exactly what I'd expect from the kind of person I was talking about in the rant, or if I should just reply with "Sorry, I'd respond to you but I'm virulently racist against Pagans."

:lulz:
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#259
May 13, 2011, 10:49:42 PM
Both.

The Good Reverend Roger

#260
May 13, 2011, 10:50:14 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 10:49:05 PM
OK, so I just got messaged by some typical pagan chick (morbidly obese, uses too much eyeliner to try to cover obvious skin flaws) who responded to my anti-portland-douchebag diatribe by quoting the "Portlanditis" comic that was posted a few days back as though it were her own original thought.

I can't decide whether to link her to her own intellectual plagiarism and point out that it's exactly what I'd expect from the kind of person I was talking about in the rant, or if I should just reply with "Sorry, I'd respond to you but I'm virulently racist against Pagans."

:lulz:

Tell her to wash off the patchouli, stop plagiarizing, and try again.
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President Television

#261
May 13, 2011, 10:54:35 PM
So I set up an okcupid account yesterday, and I must say I'm disappointed. Haven't found anyone particularly creepy or repulsive yet.
Though on the upside, I did find this one totally awesome girl on there who's a student taxidermist, and have now developed a total platonic crush. Nothing romantic, just "HOLY SHIT THIS PERSON IS AWESOME". It is glorious.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#262
May 13, 2011, 10:54:42 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Laughin Jude

#264
May 22, 2011, 02:02:23 AM
I've more or less abandoned my OkCupid profile, but it's not the only profile I've made on dating sites. Sometimes I make them just for fun and so I can browse and people-watch rather than any intention of contacting anyone. That's why I still get spam from the Atlasphere.  :x

That said, once in a while I still get emails on these sites despite me only logging in once in a blue moon, and they're never from anyone I see being a good match for me. It comes down to:

My ideal someone: A semi-nerdy intelligent tomboy who reads and thinks for herself but still looks good in a dress when we go out dancing. (Also someone to learn to dance better with.)

What I'm attracting: Persons of occasionally questionable gender whose interests are basically just lists of British bands from the 80's that I've never heard of and references to Marxism.

Obviously I'm doing something way, way wrong.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#265
May 22, 2011, 02:09:11 AM
I just got asked out by a guy who is of more or less my own race. This is fairly unusual, since I live in Portland. He has FIVE KIDS. FIVE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#266
May 22, 2011, 02:09:56 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 02:02:23 AM
I've more or less abandoned my OkCupid profile, but it's not the only profile I've made on dating sites. Sometimes I make them just for fun and so I can browse and people-watch rather than any intention of contacting anyone. That's why I still get spam from the Atlasphere.  :x

That said, once in a while I still get emails on these sites despite me only logging in once in a blue moon, and they're never from anyone I see being a good match for me. It comes down to:

My ideal someone: A semi-nerdy intelligent tomboy who reads and thinks for herself but still looks good in a dress when we go out dancing. (Also someone to learn to dance better with.)

What I'm attracting: Persons of occasionally questionable gender whose interests are basically just lists of British bands from the 80's that I've never heard of and references to Marxism.

Obviously I'm doing something way, way wrong.

Did you spell out exactly what you want in your profile? I find that helps.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#267
May 22, 2011, 02:11:19 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 02:02:23 AM
I've more or less abandoned my OkCupid profile, but it's not the only profile I've made on dating sites. Sometimes I make them just for fun and so I can browse and people-watch rather than any intention of contacting anyone. That's why I still get spam from the Atlasphere.  :x

That said, once in a while I still get emails on these sites despite me only logging in once in a blue moon, and they're never from anyone I see being a good match for me. It comes down to:

My ideal someone: YOU GOT TITS?!?!?!?

What I'm attracting: YOU GOT SOMETHING I COULD PUT MY PENIS IN?!?!?!? YES?!?!?!? PERFECT

Obviously I'm doing something way, way wrong.

There go with that
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Laughin Jude

#268
May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#269
May 22, 2011, 06:00:00 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 22, 2011, 05:44:49 AM
Three minutes of searching has revealed that the woman who most recently contacted me writes Kirk/Spock BDSM fan-fiction.

Welp.

If you don't answer that, you will regret it every day of your life.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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