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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 09, 2013, 10:21:08 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#60
September 02, 2013, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 02, 2013, 07:04:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on September 02, 2013, 05:55:08 AM
I fucking LOVE the Texas Board of "Education". They're so retarded, the feds are going to HAVE to take over at some point.
http://blog.sfgate.com/ybenjamin/2010/05/21/texas-approves-renaming-slave-trade-as-atlantic-triangular-trade/

HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAH. Slavery wasn't a big deal I mean everyone had one right?

Everyone who mattered.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Junkenstein

#61
September 02, 2013, 06:59:24 PM
I'm surprised they didn't try and pull some shit about Slave/Slavery being not politically correct. "Indentured lifelong immigrant workers" or some shit.

It would seem wise. You keep talking about slavery and sooner or later some clever fuck is going to mention Wage Slavery and you've got a radical to deal with.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Ben Shapiro

#62
September 02, 2013, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: stelz on September 02, 2013, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 02, 2013, 07:04:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on September 02, 2013, 05:55:08 AM
I fucking LOVE the Texas Board of "Education". They're so retarded, the feds are going to HAVE to take over at some point.
http://blog.sfgate.com/ybenjamin/2010/05/21/texas-approves-renaming-slave-trade-as-atlantic-triangular-trade/

HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAH. Slavery wasn't a big deal I mean everyone had one right?

Everyone who mattered.  :x

Well if we let the free markets decide then we'd all have one.

tyrannosaurus vex

#63
September 02, 2013, 10:49:21 PM
NEWS FLASH: WE ALL DO HAVE SLAVES. Just because your slaves don't live in our back yard or work your farm doesn't mean you don't have them.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

#64
September 03, 2013, 04:20:18 AM
Hey now. I only rented mine when I bought my iPhone and shopped at WalMart.

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
September 03, 2013, 02:50:11 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 02, 2013, 07:04:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on September 02, 2013, 05:55:08 AM
I fucking LOVE the Texas Board of "Education". They're so retarded, the feds are going to HAVE to take over at some point.
http://blog.sfgate.com/ybenjamin/2010/05/21/texas-approves-renaming-slave-trade-as-atlantic-triangular-trade/

HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAH. Slavery wasn't a big deal I mean everyone had one right?

The Quality People did.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#66
September 03, 2013, 08:02:36 PM
The ones I bought don't need food, or water. Just CRANK!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#67
September 05, 2013, 05:52:23 PM
Houston's finest in action:

School cafeteria stabbing done by student, with multiple witnesses. Proceed to arrest random adults outside. (see photos in comments)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-high-school-stabbing-kills-reports-article-1.1445360
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#68
September 05, 2013, 07:57:20 PM
Quote from: stelz on September 05, 2013, 05:52:23 PM
Houston's finest in action:

School cafeteria stabbing done by student, with multiple witnesses. Proceed to arrest random adults outside. (see photos in comments)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-high-school-stabbing-kills-reports-article-1.1445360

:?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#69
September 05, 2013, 08:24:51 PM
Bink's brother was in that school. I could have sworn all Texas schools had mandatory metal detectors.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#70
September 05, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
That one did, I'm told.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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