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I am completely drunk on bourbon, and I might be into it but I don't really understand what's going on.

We have a plan to pimp you out to anyone who pledges loyalty to our cause, as an incentive to join. Here's your business corset.

[relationships]

You're mixing up the points.

ECH's point: images and fantasies in your head do not affect your personality.

Your point: other people's conclusions about your fantasies affect how they treat you.


Big difference.

Please to note the original point of contention:

What you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships.

Not to brag, but my point is at least within three parsecs of this one.

If the original point had been that what other people think about what you masturbate to can affect your RL relationships, I'd agree with you.

but...

that is, in fact, NOT what the original point was.

Hence my oh-so-witty use of the phrase "within three parsecs."


If the original point had been that what the influence on your personality of what you to can affect your RL relationships, I'd agree with you.

But that's not the point either.

I don't fucking care what the point is anymore... this is too much fun!

Cram, what say you and I skidaddle off to the AWS? We've got our work practically cut out for us; shall we start acting like proper nodes of this network?

[relationships]

You're mixing up the points.

ECH's point: images and fantasies in your head do not affect your personality.

Your point: other people's conclusions about your fantasies affect how they treat you.


Big difference.

Please to note the original point of contention:

What you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships.

Not to brag, but my point is at least within three parsecs of this one.

You're right. We should all just turn our internets off and spend the rest of our lives thinking about how Cain got eaten by a Black Swan, and never seemed to notice.

What you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships.

I could not possibly disagree more.

do you have ANY evidence to back up your claim?

Consider the following scenario:

1. Nigel's Guy® is into dead animal porn. Like, REALLY into it.

2. Nigel finds out that Nigel's Guy® likes likes dead animal porn.
2a. Nigel does not like dead animal porn.

3. Nigel now lives in fear of the day when Nigel's Guy® walks in the door one day and says, "Hey honey, look what I found on the side of the road: something we can share!"

4. Real Life relationship has now been "affected" by what someone in that relationship masturbates to.

UNNNNNGGGGGHHH!!!!!

your fucktarded hypothetical scenario != evidence

No, it isn't. But don't be a dumbass and assume that knowledge of Partner 1's fantasies won't affect how Partner 2 thinks about them. Just because some people can whack off to whatever they please and still get in the mood for IRL sex doesn't mean the person they're having sex with IRL won't think it's weird and start avoiding them.

Sociology may be a soft science, but if you ignore it altogether because you enjoy being an evidence-based realist with an intellectual bead up the arse, then you have no right to complain when your relationships with friends and acquaintances are affected once they find out about "the Camry incident."

Well, this idea is fucking dead.

I knew all that work would be for nothing.  Thanks a lot guys, you really helped out there!

So quit working so fucking hard, god damn it.

This post will survive every other post ever made. What it lacks in crapspam it makes up for in stamina.

a man with a 1/2 inch penis and no technique can have all the stamina in the world...

I don't think I need to finish this statement

Yeah, but this thread isn't being used to penetrate any vaginae.

What you masturbate to does tend to affect your rl relationships.

I could not possibly disagree more.

do you have ANY evidence to back up your claim?

Consider the following scenario:

1. Nigel's Guy® is into dead animal porn. Like, REALLY into it.

2. Nigel finds out that Nigel's Guy® likes likes dead animal porn.
2a. Nigel does not like dead animal porn.

3. Nigel now lives in fear of the day when Nigel's Guy® walks in the door one day and says, "Hey honey, look what I found on the side of the road: something we can share!"

4. Real Life relationship has now been "affected" by what someone in that relationship masturbates to.

1. turn airco down to 5 degrees C (41F)
2. snakes being cold-blooded, go to sleep
3. hand out blankets, continue flight and land safely
4. movie over

DOES NOT WORK ON RETARDS.

TRY HARDER.

[Huckabee Splits Young Evangelicals and Old Guard]

Huckabee Splits Young Evangelicals and Old Guard

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/13/us/politics/13huckabee.html

"Mr. Huckabee, who was a Southern Baptist minister before serving as governor of Arkansas, is the only candidate in the presidential race who identifies himself as an evangelical. But instead of uniting conservative Christians, his candidacy is threatening to drive a wedge into the movement, potentially dividing its best-known national leaders from part of their base and upending assumptions that have held the right wing together for the last 30 years.

"His singular style — Christian traditionalism and the common-man populism of William Jennings Bryan, leavened by an affinity for bass guitar and late-night comedy shows — has energized many young and working-class evangelicals. Their support helped his shoestring campaign come from nowhere to win the Iowa Republican caucus and join the front-runners in Michigan, South Carolina and national polls."

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William Jennings Bryan?

And the Vote-Splitter Award goes to...

I disagree, but that roots to our ideological differences.

We can't really discuss this, as the bigger picture doesn't allow it.

Ron Paul supporters think the government is the enemy, yet they want Ron Paul to free them...by becoming head of that government.

What do you propose they do instead?

BECOME AN HERO!

Only Loki can save us now!

I thought it was good 

Well, YUO WERE WRONG!

Wait, what did you think was good?

I've never even heard of candlepin. 

I still haven't.

Haven't heard about what now?

Oh geez, I forgot to mention The Prince of Nothing trilogy by R. Scott Bakker. Those books got my brain gears turning like no other before it.