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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1350
January 30, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 30, 2014, 09:03:56 PM
In a way, it IS boring. People doing shit like yanking food away from little kids and throwing it in the trash is STANDARD now. It's TEDIOUS.

"Oboy, the sun is up. More horror. Wahoo."

Especially considering the recent proposal to link FOOD STAMP BENEFITS to school performance.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tyrannosaurus vex

#1351
January 30, 2014, 10:11:52 PM
And it won't stop anytime soon, because even the poor hate the poor in America. They don't even accept the fact that they are, in fact, poor. They are just millionaires in training.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Suu

#1352
January 30, 2014, 10:14:33 PM
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#1353
January 30, 2014, 10:18:16 PM
No cigarettes, no junk food, no sweets, intermittent fasting, rarely coffee (a lot of tea though. Green tea), almost never alcohol. I feel your pain Nigel! :(
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1354
January 30, 2014, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 30, 2014, 09:10:31 PM
What I find funny is that even liberals feel they have to justify doing something that's right.

Example:  Utah giving homeless people a place to live.  People go on and on about the various benefits of doing so, and never even bother to mention that it's worth doing because it's THE RIGHT THING TO DO and DOESN'T NEED EXCUSES.

OH I KNOW, RIGHT??? That's actually one of the most horrifying things about our society... that the state has to "justify" doing this by saying "Well, it will COST LESS MONEY than letting HUMAN BEINGS GO HOMELESS AND DIE ON THE STREETS FROM EXPOSURE. Since it saves money, that's OK right?"

The state, hell.  I'm talking about everyone I know that's heard about this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1355
January 30, 2014, 10:23:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 30, 2014, 09:03:56 PM
In a way, it IS boring. People doing shit like yanking food away from little kids and throwing it in the trash is STANDARD now. It's TEDIOUS.

"Oboy, the sun is up. More horror. Wahoo."

Especially considering the recent proposal to link FOOD STAMP BENEFITS to school performance.  :horrormirth:

wat
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1356
January 30, 2014, 10:41:18 PM
Aaaaaaand a friend is about to lose his 3 year battle with cancer in a matter of days. Shit went south this week and they took him off treatments and put him on comfort meds as of today. That's it.

Fuck cancer. Jesus fucking Christ.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Reginald Ret

#1357
January 30, 2014, 10:52:20 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 30, 2014, 10:41:18 PM
Aaaaaaand a friend is about to lose his 3 year battle with cancer in a matter of days. Shit went south this week and they took him off treatments and put him on comfort meds as of today. That's it.

Fuck cancer. Jesus fucking Christ.
Shit, that sucks.
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#1358
January 30, 2014, 11:35:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 30, 2014, 10:23:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 30, 2014, 09:03:56 PM
In a way, it IS boring. People doing shit like yanking food away from little kids and throwing it in the trash is STANDARD now. It's TEDIOUS.

"Oboy, the sun is up. More horror. Wahoo."

Especially considering the recent proposal to link FOOD STAMP BENEFITS to school performance.  :horrormirth:

wat

http://openstates.org/tn/bills/108/SB132/documents/TND00018127/
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#1359
January 31, 2014, 01:45:01 AM Last Edit: January 31, 2014, 01:47:04 AM by Random anger problem
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 30, 2014, 11:35:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 30, 2014, 10:23:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 30, 2014, 09:03:56 PM
In a way, it IS boring. People doing shit like yanking food away from little kids and throwing it in the trash is STANDARD now. It's TEDIOUS.

"Oboy, the sun is up. More horror. Wahoo."

Especially considering the recent proposal to link FOOD STAMP BENEFITS to school performance.  :horrormirth:

wat

http://openstates.org/tn/bills/108/SB132/documents/TND00018127/
Yeah, because starving them is sooo going to help academic performance, right? :horrormirth:
Quote from: The Suu on January 30, 2014, 10:41:18 PM
Aaaaaaand a friend is about to lose his 3 year battle with cancer in a matter of days. Shit went south this week and they took him off treatments and put him on comfort meds as of today. That's it.

Fuck cancer. Jesus fucking Christ.
Jeez.   :sad:
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Nephew Twiddleton

#1360
January 31, 2014, 03:05:32 AM
Quote from: Alty on January 30, 2014, 05:57:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 30, 2014, 05:54:40 AM
We can't stop here, this is vagina country?

IT REALLY IS NOT THE VAGINA.

IT IS THE WAY THEY MOVE AND WALK AND TALK.

You know, I got to say, women's butts are really mesmerizing. Even if you're not thinking about the butt in a sexual manner, it's kinda like, that moves way differently than a guy's butt. Sometimes it looks like it's chewing on something. Other times it's like a metronome. And you're just like, how does it do that? Guy's butts don't that.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1361
January 31, 2014, 03:11:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 03:06:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 30, 2014, 02:49:34 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 30, 2014, 05:57:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 30, 2014, 05:54:40 AM
We can't stop here, this is vagina country?

IT REALLY IS NOT THE VAGINA.

IT IS THE WAY THEY MOVE AND WALK AND TALK.

I agree with this 169.7%

Women make me stupid, and not just because I feel a need to get them into bed.  I mean, that's great and all, but even after sex, when there is not a single hormone left in my horribly withered and dessicated body, I am still a stunned bunny dumbass.  Because I love the hell out of women.  They are like a Rubens painting that can hold a conversation.

No, wait, that last bit isn't quite right, because they're not inanimate objects that have a semblance of humanity, and that wouldn't even be attractive at all.  I don't know how to explain this part.  Because women make me dumb.

I like guys, because they're hairy and smell like sweat and have dicks.

I don't know WHY this makes me like them, but there you have it.

This is probably the most unappealing description of my gender I can think of boiled down to a sentence. I won't debate it, but that's not what I like.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#1362
January 31, 2014, 03:16:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 05:39:22 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 30, 2014, 03:28:18 PM
What is is about man smell that makes you go crazy?

No, not gross dirty BO smell, man smell, that smell. You know what I mean, I know Nigel knows.

Mmmmm, man-musk. Makes me want to get all up in there.

Ok, that makes a little more sense. I'm a hairy, sweaty guy. I find that unappealing, probably because I'm a hairy, sweaty guy. Whenever I sweat I smell like my dad. Which, obviously, is really unappealing to me in a variety of ways and makes me want to jump in the shower ASAP, but which Villager happens to like.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#1363
January 31, 2014, 03:20:00 AM
Quote from: The Suu on January 30, 2014, 10:41:18 PM
Aaaaaaand a friend is about to lose his 3 year battle with cancer in a matter of days. Shit went south this week and they took him off treatments and put him on comfort meds as of today. That's it.

Fuck cancer. Jesus fucking Christ.

Damn Suu. Sorry.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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#1364
January 31, 2014, 03:24:36 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 31, 2014, 03:16:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 30, 2014, 05:39:22 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 30, 2014, 03:28:18 PM
What is is about man smell that makes you go crazy?

No, not gross dirty BO smell, man smell, that smell. You know what I mean, I know Nigel knows.

Mmmmm, man-musk. Makes me want to get all up in there.

Ok, that makes a little more sense. I'm a hairy, sweaty guy. I find that unappealing, probably because I'm a hairy, sweaty guy. Whenever I sweat I smell like my dad. Which, obviously, is really unappealing to me in a variety of ways and makes me want to jump in the shower ASAP, but which Villager happens to like.

Fresh guy sweat is awesome. 
...I also find fresh girl sweat and the sweat smell of other assorted genders awesome.

...However, if the oils have been on your skin long enough to get rancid, you just stink, no matter what gender you happen to be.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy
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