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#91
Quote from: Cain on July 08, 2020, 07:52:24 PM
This looks strong though.


This is by some joint with a brick and mortar off interstate 10, not really affiliated


QuotePersonal Retention Lanyard is designed to keep you safely attached to a solid object or vehicle and not release until you need it to. The lanyard is constructed from industrial strength bungee encased in mil spec 1 inch tubular nylon and has been drop tested to well over the weight of a fully equipped operator. The shackle is made of stainless steel and designed to release even under load

ETA: modified time reflect altered tolerance threshold
#92
Quote from: altered on July 08, 2020, 06:16:33 PM
I just got chased by a flying, screaming tennis ball of wings and stings.

Cicada killers are awesome, like giant fucking robber flies. This one literally tackled this cicada out of a tree, mashed it's head in the dirt, then flew it in a drunken circle to this perch.

I'd estimate our little murderer is an inch and a half to two inches in length and it politely waited for me to step aside the last time it nearly flew into me: I think it mistook me for a tree!

See attachment.


Oh shit! I think I saw one of those killers the other day, only it was all black. Big fucker, like two inches long (not counting wing tips) crawling on the ground for cover in the underbrush of a palm-like tree. I think it was escaping a swarm of bees overhead. First time I seen one in America.
#93
Discordian Recipes / Re: INFUSE UR BOOZE
July 08, 2020, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Nyborj the Priest on July 08, 2020, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: minuspace on July 08, 2020, 03:03:15 AM
Ahem, please allow me to illustrate... I will now attach file indicating some serious vegetative qvestion.


Honey?

That's a numpfruit. They're available at your local garden centre and they're DELICIOUS. The skin's a little tough so don't be afraid to bite right in really hard.


Yeah, I seen them on TV. You grow patches of organic material on them and then peel them off this super-sophisticated surface topologically designed by NASA to grow self-cleaning teeth with bristles on them. So no, your wrong, they are not supposed to be edible, I think.
#94
Discordian Recipes / Re: INFUSE UR BOOZE
July 08, 2020, 04:39:04 AM
That's awesome! Like the ones where you can grow patches on the outside too I suppose? I think I saw an advert for it on YouTube or something.
#95
Discordian Recipes / Re: INFUSE UR BOOZE
July 08, 2020, 03:03:15 AM
Ahem, please allow me to illustrate... I will now attach file indicating some serious vegetative qvestion.


Honey?
#96
Discordian Recipes / Re: INFUSE UR BOOZE
July 07, 2020, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Juana on April 15, 2020, 12:01:12 AM





I can't tell what that plant is with the holes in it? We8ve been experimenting with sage, rosemary, ginger and my personal favorite, cayenne. Currently on a water kefir kick. It's like the champagne of kombucha.

#97
Discordian Recipes / Re: INFUSE UR BOOZE
July 07, 2020, 07:16:26 PM
I'm all jelly cause I'm not drinking (virtue signal warning) so experimenting with other fermentation methods yielding more bubbles than alcohol.


Still infused so technically counts
#98
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
July 07, 2020, 07:10:16 AM
From NYT "These mammals pack a toxic punch"

QuoteBesides, it's not all pain and suffering. Anointing is a supremely social affair, and one rubbing [] soon attracts others.

"They get into such a frenzy that the social order breaks down; everyone is anointing with everyone else," Dr. Lynch Alfaro said. "It's like a big, wild party." They may be black and blue, but the magic potion is spread all over.
#99
Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
July 07, 2020, 03:10:06 AM
A rewrite of Bob Lazar's take on element 115. instead of fueling anti-gravity inertial drives, it is actually the desiccant that's used by Trisolarians for long-term silo storage during chaotic orbital periods. Humans accidentally synthesized it while studying succulents in meso-America, the rest is WWII.


Hint: it's actually not that simple.
#100
Yeah, parts of this weekend had me feeling straight-up bewitched too, like Eris booby-trapping my shit to perform these weird chain reaction snares that I mostly expunged from memory. I do remember that she was quite fond of "painting my toe nails" (with blood) by having me stub my toes here and there in some commentary on how I'm "dragging my feet" or whatever. This all amplified by lack of sleep.


Thankfully the bombs stopped going off... now the douchebag downstairs thinks it's cool to start blasting his coke-fueled music at 6:45am ON SUNDAY MORNING when he plays at night until 1:00am. This is cool because becoming psychotic is actually no skin off my back. He tries to say he started after 9:00am, now all his friends know what sorry lying douchebag he is.
#101
Quote from: Trivial on July 05, 2020, 04:01:59 PM
https://youtu.be/P2-Dd6pv8Oc
Bob Ross + deep dream


"Let's just take this little evergreen tree and beat the devil out of it"


It nearly seems like they got some continuity on the higher-layer activations already  :lulz:
#102
I'll try the Lighthouse -> Deer sequence (incidentally, have you seen People of earth? Because that's like the same thing)  :lulz:


Also, Doom Patrol is kinda jiving with me at the moment. (What's the difference with TV now anyways)
#103
Discordian Recipes / Re: INFUSE UR BOOZE
July 04, 2020, 09:36:10 PM
We don't do or imbue "super alcoholics." I did like some blue lotus wine once, and there's still a thimble of some Christmasy squidge that could use rinse somewheres. Otherwise, it's all vinegar kombucha tea and that other water lacto fermented stuff (?) with some raisins tossed in. Because austerity wins wars or something.
#104
Great, in my mind the word cathedral now also looks like a cat-faced polytope. Perfect, just perfect.
#105
I bet you this one doesn't even have a favorite Red Dragon... Kids these days.