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Of Searching for The Fnords

Started by deet, July 19, 2005, 08:28:47 AM

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deet

Firstly, acquire a large notebook.
Two pens, and three pencils.
Also, bring your pea shooter.

Secondly, Purchase a few magazines.
We all get bored sometimes.
Plus, you might learn something.

Thirdly, First things are first.
Know what a fnord is.
Know what a fnord isn't.

Fourthly, search for a fnord.
They're sneaky, and always hidden.
Good luck. You'll need it.

Fifthly, Prepare for certain possibilities.
Things may be almost definate.
There are also definate maybes.

Sixthly, and here's the surprise.
There is never a 'Sixthly'
Unless there is. See above.
All walls have two sides.

the other anonymous

Welcome, stranger!

Firstly, declare thyself! Ninja or pirate?

Secondly, redeclare thyself! Int or Long?

Thirdly, undeclare thyself! Drunk or High?

Fourthly, there is no fourthly! AND THERE ARE NO RUMORS TO THE CONTRARY SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, RIPLEY!

Fifthly, if you don't read the Fnords, they can't spam you.

deet

Pirate. Chicks dig eye patches.

Char, neither int nor long. Saves memory, or something.

Yes, I am. It's a special recipe.

And I'm far too busy looking at words to read, so no problem there.

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All walls have two sides.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Yeah, so like there's an intro thread and everything, go to Apple Way up there /\ and take a left and someone will help you from there.  Whatever you do, do not follow the yellow brick road, that's where they keep the brown acid.

agent compassion

::sits waiting in the shrubbery by the side of the road, watching the n00b through binoculars::

::waits till the n00b gets close::

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGH! ::pounces the n00b::

CLF! THIS IS A CHOCOLATE RAID! ALL YOUR CADBURY'S ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!

:twisted:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


gnimbley

Awww, mom. Following the rules is no fun.

Iron Sulfide

hmm...i smell potential...

[vomit]
Ya' stupid Yank.

Mangrove

Quote from: agent compassion::sits waiting in the shrubbery by the side of the road, watching the n00b through binoculars::

::waits till the n00b gets close::

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGH! ::pounces the n00b::

CLF! THIS IS A CHOCOLATE RAID! ALL YOUR CADBURY'S ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!

:twisted:

<mang arrives with n00b net> aha!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

But I thought he paid his chocolate tax.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut I thought he paid his chocolate tax.

heh, he has now :twisted:

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut I thought he paid his chocolate tax.

heh, he has now :twisted:

Goddamn n00bnetters and their nuttery!

Well, so long as they stay out of my Tequila monopoly...
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

deet

you'll probably have a lot of chocolate...


http://chocolate-recipes.chef2chef.net/

better invest it in some cakes, pies, cookies, etc.
All walls have two sides.

gnimbley

Quote from: Chef2ChefChocolate Recipe Archive

15,836 Cakes, 8,340 Pies, 5,055 Cookies, 9,006 Chocolate
::swoons::

agent compassion

Quote from: hughBut I thought he paid his chocolate tax.

No that was pointysticks.

Still... ::counts the stash:: Ahh....dark chocolate, you know what we like. :D

Cookies, there's an idea. I should make some halfmoons!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon