Ask me anything you wanted to know about the horrid truths..

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

It has oft been said that the Buddha is shit on a stick.  Would it not be true that Buddhism is at least candy coated shit on a stick, and that the shit itself is actually kinda chocolatey?

I think that was actually shitstick, which may or may not be shit on a stick, which is something you use if you are in a place without toilet paper.  Or something

[East Coast Hustle]

I certainly wouldn't want to see you wipe your ass with a stick, but I would pay to see the expression on your face at the time.

[Sepia]

the stick with poo on is only for selfdefence.

[agent compassion]

[Cain]

So after all that, do we kill the Buddha if we see him?  Or at least attack him with poo on a stick?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

of Buddhist meditation.

if I see Budda, should I really kill him?  If so, what is the best method?

Thanks, man

Yes. You should. However, there is a caveat. Some Buddhas you may see, especially Tibetan versions, may kick your ass sideways and ten times till next tuesday if you try anything with them (those tibetans love a joke, har har har). So, you are on your own in this case. It may help to drink large and excessive amounts of alcohol.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

how do i see the light?

Well, seeing as how goddess invented walls and on these walls there are light switches....you may want top toggle want or two of those and see of that doesn't somehow show you some light. Be careful though, as the illuminati are said to be vey spiteful of such self illumination endeavors.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

So after all that, do we kill the Buddha if we see him?  Or at least attack him with poo on a stick?

I don't know about that. Do remember though that he/she is Buddha and probably has more shit pranks than you could imagine.

[The Meringue]

Dear Hugh, if a step from the top of a hundred foot pole stirs the silt at the bottom of the ocean and scrapes the sky all at once, why isn't it a bit more common?

[The meringue]

PS, is it OK if you don't hit the ground afterwards?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Dear Hugh, if a step from the top of a hundred foot pole stirs the silt at the bottom of the ocean and scrapes the sky all at once, why isn't it a bit more common?

It has to do with paint thinner, mate. But what does any of this have to do with either Buddhist meditation or with chickpeas?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

PS, is it OK if you don't hit the ground afterwards?

You perfectly OK, except on tuesdays.

[The Meringue]

Dear Hugh, if a step from the top of a hundred foot pole stirs the silt at the bottom of the ocean and scrapes the sky all at once, why isn't it a bit more common?

It has to do with paint thinner, mate. But what does any of this have to do with either Buddhist meditation or with chickpeas?

huffing huh? figures. and we can't outlaw it and we can't really live with the glue sniffers *dons his plated gloves* back in 10.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Sounds like you're well on the way....

[Bob the Mediocre]

"Why doesn't anyone snap and think they're Buddha? I'd be more fitting with the bodies of most American's, I'm telling you. 'I'm Buddha.' 'You're Bubba.' 'I'm Buddha now. Only gotta change 3 letters on mah belt'"

[/Bill Hicks from memory]