My Plans For The Immediate Future:

[Dimocritus]

1: Cook one pound of bacon.

2: Eat one pound of bacon.

3: Reflect.

[Freeky]

That's deep, man.

[Don Coyote]

I suggest drinking a gallon of coffee as well, but your plan as written is one I could get behind.

[Triple Zero]

Just bacon or will you incorporate it in a carbonara sauce?

It's a worse idea because of the extra cheese and eggs and cream and pasta involved, but I could see myself eating a pound-of-bacon-worth of that (over the course of a day), without getting disgusted or bored by the bacon.

In a reasonably filled carbonara, 1 pound makes like three plates, anyway.

Plus you were thinking of keeping the bacon grease in the fridge or something, right? IT GOES IN THE SAUCE

[Dimocritus]

I suggest drinking a gallon of coffee as well, but your plan as written is one I could get behind.

I drink about a gallon of coffee a day, anyway. I thought that would go without saying.

Just bacon or will you incorporate it in a carbonara sauce?

It's a worse idea because of the extra cheese and eggs and cream and pasta involved, but I could see myself eating a pound-of-bacon-worth of that (over the course of a day), without getting disgusted or bored by the bacon.

In a reasonably filled carbonara, 1 pound makes like three plates, anyway.

Plus you were thinking of keeping the bacon grease in the fridge or something, right? IT GOES IN THE SAUCE

No. Just bacon. Mmmmmm... Bacon...