So far
LMNO - car stolen
RWHN - flu, stuff at work
Valerie - gone, for now
Suu - divorce
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
000 - flat burnt down
Fomenter - car totalled
Posting in what is bound to become a LEGENDARY thread.
it's my girlfriend's birthday and she has a 102 fever. :sad:
I just died horribly.
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
So far
LMNO - car stolen
RWHN - flu, stuff at work
Valerie - gone, for now
Suu - divorce
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
000 - flat burnt down
Fomenter - car totalled
me - got cold feet, hands and face. :argh!: (2x)
I have problems, man.
feb-u-be-wary
Quote from: map&compass on February 03, 2009, 10:25:13 PM
me - got cold feet, hands and face. :argh!: (2x)
You hear that Wade?
It's the sound of nobody caring.
Also, my game is a week late to arrive.
FUCKING FEBRUARY!
I was waiting for this thread.
Who will Eris go for next? :scared:
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on February 03, 2009, 10:42:18 PM
Quote from: map&compass on February 03, 2009, 10:25:13 PM
me - got cold feet, hands and face. :argh!: (2x)
You hear that Wade?
It's the sound of nobody caring.
Also, my game is a week late to arrive.
FUCKING FEBRUARY!
I forgot to post something...
ugh. YEAH MY LIFE IN FEBRUARY SUCKS SO MUCH I HAD TO HELP DIG SOME FRIENDS OUT OF THE PARKING LOT. WITH THE SHOVEL I KEEP IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR FOR SITUATIONS JUST LIKE THAT. ugh.
Vene: Forced to drop out of college and become a bum.
wow, I almost pitty you people.
Well, at least none of us is wade, so I guess it could be worse.
Quote from: BADGIAN AGENDA on February 03, 2009, 11:45:20 PM
Well, at least none of us is wade, so I guess it could be worse.
:lol: That is a very good point.
*nods*
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
So far
LMNO - car stolen
RWHN - flu, stuff at work
Valerie - gone, for now
Suu - divorce
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
000 - flat burnt down
Fomenter - car totalled
Whats this about intermitens?!??!?!?
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
So far
LMNO - car stolen
RWHN - flu, stuff at work
Valerie - gone, for now
Suu - divorce
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
000 - flat burnt down
Fomenter - car totalled
TGRR Quitting cigars, divorce, all my fucking friends moved away.
Don't forget to add
Nigel - nervous breakdown, friendship roont.
Actually just change it to what Roger's is except instead of "friends moved away" it's "unrequited love for best friend resulting in crushed heart when best friend's wife moves back in, nervous breakdown ensues"
And also "Owes magazine $1400 for ads".
Just came down with an explosive case of shitting that can only be described as rectal bulimia.
:sad:
Quote from: Obecalp on February 04, 2009, 01:35:57 AM
Just came down with an explosive case of shitting that can only be described as rectal bulimia.
:sad:
Put me down as "jealous as fuck" too, then. :evilmad:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 01:39:15 AM
Quote from: Obecalp on February 04, 2009, 01:35:57 AM
Just came down with an explosive case of shitting that can only be described as rectal bulimia.
:sad:
Put me down as "jealous as fuck" too, then. :evilmad:
Well it was only a matter of time before some Papa Murphy's Pizza worker slipped a laxative into my pizza.
I've noticed that the uncontrollable crying is a little less jagged without alcohol, so the sobriety thing might really work out for me.
Is it a coincidence that I come down with a case of rectal bulimia whilst reading a post named Official February Shit List Thread
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 04, 2009, 12:41:11 AM
And also "Owes magazine $1400 for ads".
Fuck. Do you operate at a loss?
Not normally!
In 2007 I grossed 117k, netted 19k after paying all deductible expenses, which honestly was fucking awesome because that even covered my full-time assistant and childcare.
It's just that the combination of trying to come back from going part-time in 2008, and trying to cover all the household expenses after my husband left, and the economy tanking, has left me marginal.
I'm coming out of it. It's not impossible to grow a business, even in a recession. I wish I was more energized and motivated right now, though, because what I need to be doing is producing exceptional work and submitting it to museums, magazines, galleries, etc. because the key to thriving in this business is getting published, getting sponsorships, getting your name out there. I have one very small sponsorship right now, but I could have had dozens more, and I missed two crucial submissions last year that could have really helped me.
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 04, 2009, 01:40:13 AM
I've noticed that the uncontrollable crying is a little less jagged without alcohol, so the sobriety thing might really work out for me.
You just made Hank Williams Sr cry. :cry:
In a perfect world, I'll someday have a partner who can do the full-time assistant thing, and I'll be able to support the household on my income because they'll handle all that other stuff so I can spend more time in the studio. I paid my assistant $35k/year, so if I had a live-in partner handling everything, I should easily be able to get back to that point and make a good living, and pay less in taxes too. Plus my house is paid off in only 14 more years...
Ah, daydreams.
Oh, and the reason I owe so much is that they have a bunch of publications, and somehow I managed to be in three of them in December, and then the Spring "Beads" issue is already billed. :roll: So that's four months of advertising all at once. I'm going to ask my rep for a print schedule so this never happens again.
The good news is that I pull all ads in summer, so I should get caught up by then.
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 04, 2009, 01:54:15 AM
Oh, and the reason I owe so much is that they have a bunch of publications, and somehow I managed to be in three of them in December, and then the Spring "Beads" issue is already billed. :roll: So that's four months of advertising all at once. I'm going to ask my rep for a print schedule so this never happens again.
The good news is that I pull all ads in summer, so I should get caught up by then.
Then they can wait 4 months for full payment, the bastards.
My February has been just awesome so far.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 01:56:51 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 04, 2009, 01:54:15 AM
Oh, and the reason I owe so much is that they have a bunch of publications, and somehow I managed to be in three of them in December, and then the Spring "Beads" issue is already billed. :roll: So that's four months of advertising all at once. I'm going to ask my rep for a print schedule so this never happens again.
The good news is that I pull all ads in summer, so I should get caught up by then.
Then they can wait 4 months for full payment, the bastards.
They'll have to! :lulz:
I offer my condolences to all of you guys going through a shit time at the moment...
Be strong guys, life's a cycle of shit and rainbows.
I've been doing alright so far, but I'm just waiting for my turn...
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
THATS FOR NEXT FEBUARY!
Is it ok if I started a couple years earlier.
Quote from: Obecalp on February 04, 2009, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
THATS FOR NEXT FEBUARY!
Is it ok if I started a couple years earlier.
You're doing it for fun.
Soon you'll be doing it to avoid hypothermia, and to keep aggressive coyotes away.
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell. KYSFTB. Et al.
I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.
Yep.
uh, wanna make-out?
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:35:29 AM
uh, wanna make-out?
Okay, Enough is enough. I guess I'm going to do what I was planning on.
it was a joke.
har har har.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:39:45 AM
it was a joke.
har har har.
You see anyone laughing, you sack of shit? What do you do for an encore? Molest children for "laughs"?
freak.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:45:49 AM
freak.
:lulz:
Hey, Wade...do you think I'm the only one who has noticed that you uniformly pick on women, here? Not only that, you pick on women when you perceive they are already having a hard time.
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man, Wade?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 04:49:56 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:45:49 AM
freak.
:lulz:
Hey, Wade...do you think I'm the only one who has noticed that you uniformly pick on women, here? Not only that, you pick on women when you perceive they are already having a hard time.
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man, Wade?
I thought that sort of behavior was punished with cattle prods after the fifth grade. :?
Surely they didn't let one get through the system...?
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 04:27:47 AM
Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell. KYSFTB. Et al.
I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.
Yep.
*hugs*
pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another. I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it. Maybe you're right though...
wade, leave Suu alone, seriously. There's nothing to be gained there. Just leave it. Suu is, well, shit...Suu is fucking golden. So leave her be.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:00:59 AM
pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another. I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it. Maybe you're right though...
OHHHH CANADA
MY PITY SHINES ON THEEEEEE
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2009, 05:02:45 AM
wade, leave Suu alone, seriously. There's nothing to be gained there. Just leave it. Suu is, well, shit...Suu is fucking golden. So leave her be.
It isn't like I was badgering her or anything. I made one single comment. That was bringing attention onto her instead of her problems. EXCUSE ME.
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRRRY FOR EVERYONES PROBLEMS WOETH UNTO ALL OF YOU.
WAH!!!!
(im kinda drunk still)
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:00:59 AM
pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another. I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it. Maybe you're right though...
Bullshit. You deliberately target the women on this board, and you do so in a manner you think will cause the most harm/damage.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:08:25 AM
(im kinda drunk still)
Then just stop posting here, go to another place to post and leave her be.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:08:25 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2009, 05:02:45 AM
wade, leave Suu alone, seriously. There's nothing to be gained there. Just leave it. Suu is, well, shit...Suu is fucking golden. So leave her be.
It isn't like I was badgering her or anything. I made one single comment. That was bringing attention onto her instead of her problems. EXCUSE ME.
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRRRY FOR EVERYONES PROBLEMS WOETH UNTO ALL OF YOU.
WAH!!!!
(im kinda drunk still)
See what I mean?
Men like him make me understand lesbianage.
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2009, 05:10:33 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:08:25 AM
(im kinda drunk still)
Then just stop posting here, go to another place to post and leave her be.
He's making excuses. I doubt he's drunk.
Remember when he made those lovely comments about your marriage? Now he's found out that Suu is having a rough time, and he's all over her like stink on shit.
This is his MO. Wait until a female seems vulnerable, then pour the abuse on.
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 05:11:29 AM
Men like him make me understand lesbianage.
"Men"?
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 05:12:28 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2009, 05:10:33 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:08:25 AM
(im kinda drunk still)
Then just stop posting here, go to another place to post and leave her be.
He's making excuses. I doubt he's drunk.
Remember when he made those lovely comments about your marriage? Now he's found out that Suu is having a rough time, and he's all over her like stink on shit.
This is his MO. Wait until a female seems vulnerable, then pour the abuse on.
I know, I should probably not waste the keystrokes. :| It's distressing enough. I feel like punching something.
i hate to bring up excuses but i was infact drinking cpn morgan tonight, and the fact is, i made only one single comment to suu.. which was a question, "wanna make our" in my own retarded mind it was supposed to make her feel better.. HA. anyway.
no, wade, that wouldn't make anyone feel better. Sympathy comes in all forms, but that's not one of them.
It didn't. It made me want to sterilize you.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:20:17 AM
i hate to bring up excuses but i was infact drinking cpn morgan tonight, and the fact is, i made only one single comment to suu.. which was a question, "wanna make our" in my own retarded mind it was supposed to make her feel better.. HA. anyway.
Oh, bullshit, you passive/aggressive little misogynist fuckwit.
well,
sorry. :sad: I wasn't aiming to make you more angry or anything like that.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:30:05 AM
well,
sorry. :sad: I wasn't aiming to make you more angry or anything like that.
Oh, fuck off.
FUCK YOU, FEBRUARY. FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE. I HOPE YOU GET ASS CANCER AND DIE!!1!! :argh!:
Quote from: Vene on February 03, 2009, 11:30:23 PM
Vene: Forced to drop out of college and become a bum.
Fuck, I hope not, man. Going the motivation to go back is almost impossible after you sit out for awhile. That's why I still don't have a BS.
PS. DIAF, Wade.
My life is awesome, I just wanted to post in this thread.
Tim's mother just found out she has breast cancer. :sad: We really don't know anything more about it as she JUST found out.
Shit guys WTF???
Nigle, I hope you'll be in the clear soon.
Suu, hang in there do more singing it's strange how much it seems to help.
TGGR, you'll make some new friends I'm sure, you seem like such a nice guy :wink:.
000, any luck with recovering those hard drives?
LMNO, any word on the car?
Sorry if I've left anyone out...
Oh fuck, someone has to drop out of school!! That sucks, but it's never too late to realize the FOOD SERVICE dream. (like me :cry: )
Wade, srsly STFU.
To everyone that's having a hard time- my belated sympathies, and best wishes.
Quote from: Sanguine Penguin on February 04, 2009, 08:55:10 AM
Tim's mother just found out she has breast cancer. :sad: We really don't know anything more about it as she JUST found out.
Oh my God...what the FUCK?!?!?! :sad:
Also: Best friends of mine are also suddenly splitsville.
People one step removed from PD.com better watch out.
Mum is aware now. Took it remarkably well considering she's still in AL caring for my grandfather. My dad is in Sarasota for the day on business, so she said she would call him and take care of it. Probably better that way as for him not to blow his top and send assassins (aka my brother, who's dream job is to be a hitman.)
Everything I've heard about your brother suggests he is fairly awesome. He should post here.
He's a chill guy. Crazy chef too, he'd fit right in.
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:00:59 AM
pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another. I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it. Maybe you're right though...
Bullshit, complete and total bullshit. I may not have ridiculed you as much as other members, but I know I have. You have yet to go after me the same way you've harassed the women of this board. Fuck off you hamster, I hope you get stepped on. Better yet, take that "combat" knife and stab yourself. Oh wait, do they even let you use weapons? Or do you just pretend to be macho in the snow like the shithead you are?
:wade:
If only
He hates the internet with a burning passion and isn't a strong typer. He only uses it for music and ordering his expensive ass angling and cooking supplies. Otherwise, his semblance to ECH is uncanny- Tall, solid chef (He's 6'4" and like220) who smokes pot, is a total asshole and generally hates humanity.
Though we think his towering height was a defense mechanism to being flanked by sisters while growing up, since neither of my parents are over 5'4", I'm 5'5" and my sister is 5'2". Though my mom is the shortest in her family, most of her siblings are 5'10"+, and her uncle "Tiny" on the Irish side topped out at 6'3".
Quote from: Richter on February 04, 2009, 03:09:11 PM
He's a chill guy. Crazy chef too, he'd fit right in.
He damn near killed you at the wedding for dancing with my sister...or was it my cousin? Though he had no right, he got to walk with two women.
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell. KYSFTB. Et al.
I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.
Yep.
I'm sorry to here that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 03:18:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.
Not to mention the entire premise of the show is crap. At least House has a
reason for getting people with crazy illnesses.
(Yes, I know its an actual text book. I'm ignoring that)
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 03:17:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell. KYSFTB. Et al.
I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.
Yep.
I'm sorry to here that.
I didn't mean that to be cruel to you, btw. I more or less did it cause...well...I could. I should just take more of my aggression out on Wade.
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 03:17:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Die in a fire. Take a long walk off of a short pier. Burn in hell. KYSFTB. Et al.
I think I'm suffering from shock. Btw. I haven't really cried. Instead I go for long walks in the windy snow to ruin my mascara, singing Amy Winehouse, get to work, willingly work an open-close shift (12 hours) for a meer $60 in tips (remember snow...) singing moar Winehouse, drink a Long Island, stagger home in the snow, and sit here on the computer ranting about my life on a fucking forum dedicated to Discordianism.
Yep.
I'm sorry to here that.
I didn't mean that to be cruel to you, btw. I more or less did it cause...well...I could. I should just take more of my aggression out on Wade.
Nahh, its fine. People in this thread need to take out some aggressions and let out some emotion some way.
Nothing wrong with ranting about life on this forum.
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 03:18:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.
:argh!: I'll throw one of my chemistry books at you. But I have no qualms about burning Gray's Anatomy.
I think I'm going to go bust out some aggression at the gym for a bit since I haven't gone in a few days. Then I gotta come home, finish sewing this vest, fix the velcro on my officer jacket and pack for the weekend.
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 03:16:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 04, 2009, 03:09:11 PM
He's a chill guy. Crazy chef too, he'd fit right in.
He damn near killed you at the wedding for dancing with my sister...or was it my cousin? Though he had no right, he got to walk with two women.
:lulz: We had a little chat outside afterwards about that, had a drink, and things were cool.
Richter could dance with my sister if he wants... considering shes not 5 feet and hes a well more then 5 feet...
he can also waste his time with my English assignment while he's at it
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 04:35:29 AM
uh, wanna make-out?
Wade, isn't being creepy toward Suu exactly what made everyone here hate you in the first place?
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 05:07:19 AM
Quote from: map&compass on February 04, 2009, 05:00:59 AM
pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another. I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it. Maybe you're right though...
OHHHH CANADA
MY PITY SHINES ON THEEEEEE
I am not a nationalist in any way shape or form, but Wade is not representative of any Canadians I know. Or North Americans, for that matter. Or, citizens of this planet.
Suu, if I actually existed IRL, I'd invite you over to drink bourbon and listen to Tom Waits with me.
And then we'd go set fire to hobos.
I'm really sorry so many are having such a crappy February. It really sucks ass!
dysnomia~ still in therapy WOO! Going to battle to the death with my insurance to see if they'll actually bloody cover mental health stuff so I can go once a week like I need to.
Suu~ :cry: :sad: *BEARHUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
Nigel~ :sad: letting me near certain people ever would probably be a mistake...
Roger~ I've heard that making your neighbor's lives miserable is a wonderful way to get over cigars. :wink:
Quote from: LMNO on February 04, 2009, 04:36:37 PM
Suu, if I actually existed IRL, I'd invite you over to drink bourbon and listen to Tom Waits with me.
And then we'd go set fire to hobos.
What time shall I arrive? Green St, right? :lulz:
February SUCKS.
I just thought I'd share without, well, oversharing.
Quote from: Vene on February 04, 2009, 03:27:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 03:18:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2009, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 04, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
My February has been just awesome so far.
Yeah, but just think...by NEXT February, we'll be burning chemistry texts and copies of Gray's Anatomy to stay warm.
Good. I never liked chemistry and Gray's Anatomy is more or less useless to me.
:argh!: I'll throw one of my chemistry books at you. But I have no qualms about burning Gray's Anatomy.
True Fact: After I dropped out of college I walked out to the middle of the pedestrian bridge between Lafayette and West Lafayette and threw several of my chemistry books into the
Ouabache Wabash River.
I just sold mine back to the school. :kingmeh:
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 06:57:13 PM
I just sold mine back to the school. :kingmeh:
I'm a spag who bought the international editions (they're a lot cheaper). But the school doesn't want them. :argh!:
Quote from: Vene on February 04, 2009, 07:09:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2009, 06:57:13 PM
I just sold mine back to the school. :kingmeh:
I'm a spag who bought the international editions (they're a lot cheaper). But the school doesn't want them. :argh!:
fire wood?
I'm considering using them to beat the stupid people.
excellent idea.
nothin like gettin the smarts beat into ya
Quote from: Vene on February 04, 2009, 07:19:32 PM
I'm considering using them to beat the stupid people.
Vene - have you tried http://www.textbooksintocash.com/ (http://www.textbooksintocash.com/)
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 04, 2009, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: Vene on February 04, 2009, 07:19:32 PM
I'm considering using them to beat the stupid people.
Vene - have you tried http://www.textbooksintocash.com/ (http://www.textbooksintocash.com/)
I just put in my biochemistry book from last semester, it said they weren't buying it.
My school's bookstore had a bin for "No Value textbooks", basically anything they wouldn't buy back. Students, frustrated at lack of $$$, would actually USE this. Needless to say, they'd turn around and sell the books. I wanted to jack my bed about a foot off the floor one year, so I availed myself of this bin. The book store staff started to complain, but shut up when I pointed out that if they had no value, I may as well be picking through trash for recyclables. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Eve on February 04, 2009, 05:58:20 PM
February SUCKS.
I just thought I'd share without, well, oversharing.
Why can't some of this hit the people I DON'T like? :cry: Feel better!
My odds are staaaaaaaaaaaaacked
I go back to blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...
Unfortunately, I can't deal with Winehouse after I realized she was taking herself seriously.
I feel really, really sorry for her.
Should I choose a noble occupation?
If... I did... I'd only show up late and
Sick.. and they.. would stare at me with hatred.
Quote from: LMNO on February 04, 2009, 08:47:02 PM
Unfortunately, I can't deal with Winehouse after I realized she was taking herself seriously.
I feel really, really sorry for her.
At least she's trying to get better. She's gained some weight since she's been away from her POS husband.
C'mon, you know you want to go old school.
Break out the Leonard Cohen.
But where to start! Suzanne? Hallelujah? EVERYBODY KNOWS?
Quote from: LMNO on February 04, 2009, 08:54:12 PM
C'mon, you know you want to go old school.
Break out the Leonard Cohen.
Woke up this mornin...
Got myself a gun...
Adding to the shit list: One of my co-workers has been in the hospital since Monday and is having heart surgery tomorrow to put a couple of stints in. I have a feeling he'll make it through it since he's a 63 year old sunnabitch who'd knock the shit out of Death for looking at him cross.
Remarkably, Mr. Suu's father died in February 4 years ago on the operating table for something very similar. :|
My mental health issues have gotten the better of me, again. :cry:
So now I'm debating what to give up: my job, which keeps my partially employed parents from having to keep me funded as well, or my research fellowship which is the only thing that gets me real jobs in the summers and probably largely into grad school too.
Or, I withdraw from some classes and then add an additional year onto my undergrad because being in college (part and full) from 15 to 23 is normal right? :|
I am totally still posting in this thread.
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.
For real. Stupid coffee, its so tempting...
I don't know about the UK, but here in the US, working for the postal service is a great job. It's unionized and it has great benefits. Naturally the longer you're there, the better your benefits get, but I've known several folks who have worked for them as letter carriers for years and they make bank. You don't start out that bad either.
Its not bad, but its hard to get your foot in the door, because the government keeps shutting down post offices, or making them change their name to something fucking stupid like "Consignia" which cost half of their yearly budget, then changed it back when people got wangsty.
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 10:02:27 AM
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.
For real. Stupid coffee, its so tempting...
Also, I forgot one, ONE bloody sheet. Had to trudge back home and get it...
Quote from: Quercus on February 05, 2009, 01:47:18 AM
My mental health issues have gotten the better of me, again. :cry:
So now I'm debating what to give up: my job, which keeps my partially employed parents from having to keep me funded as well, or my research fellowship which is the only thing that gets me real jobs in the summers and probably largely into grad school too.
Or, I withdraw from some classes and then add an additional year onto my undergrad because being in college (part and full) from 15 to 23 is normal right? :|
I'm 23 and I've been in school since 18. Only 4 of that was undergrad though.
Quote from: Suu on February 05, 2009, 02:57:26 PM
I don't know about the UK, but here in the US, working for the postal service is a great job. It's unionized and it has great benefits. Naturally the longer you're there, the better your benefits get, but I've known several folks who have worked for them as letter carriers for years and they make bank. You don't start out that bad either.
My uncle was a postman for over 20 years. The pension was really great too. I think he retire around the age of 55.
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 10:02:27 AM
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.
For real. Stupid coffee, its so tempting...
Also, I forgot one, ONE bloody sheet. Had to trudge back home and get it...
Oh, and its really cold, so I had to put the heating on boost. :cry:
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2009, 10:02:27 AM
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.
For real. Stupid coffee, its so tempting...
Also, I forgot one, ONE bloody sheet. Had to trudge back home and get it...
Oh, and its really cold, so I had to put the heating on boost. :cry:
-30 cold?
My sympathies to all y'all. My month has been okay so far but it's set to become totally awful soon enough... I have an obscenely disproportionate crush on someone I've spent one evening and night with (of the innocent variety) and will only see again in another ten days. Likely as not this will end in tears.
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
:D Join the club.
I wish people would just under stand love is just simple mammalian reaction that people feel they need to make a fuss about.
Quote from: BAWHEED on February 06, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
It sticks to your face. :sad:
Wait, I was wrong before... THIS is the motto of Salazore.
:lulz:
damn. and sorry Nigel.
you'll learn to turn it off like i did.
then you'll cover it all up my posting pics of kittens and cupcakes.
or cupcake covered kittens.
Quote from: Obecalp on February 06, 2009, 03:29:49 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
:D Join the club.
I wish people would just under stand love is just simple mammalian reaction that people feel they need to make a fuss about.
WRONG.
Love is just a bunch of stupid chemicals.
But wait... the punchline is that WE ARE COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF STUPID CHEMICALS. Ergo, love is as significant as any other event, emotion, or thought in our completely pointless existence.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 06, 2009, 03:30:42 AM
Quote from: BAWHEED on February 06, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2009, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 03:27:00 AM
I FUCKING HATE LOVE.
It sticks to your face. :sad:
Wait, I was wrong before... THIS is the motto of Salazore.
:lulz:
damn. and sorry Nigel.
you'll learn to turn it off like i did.
then you'll cover it all up my posting pics of kittens and cupcakes.
or cupcake covered kittens.
How about kitten cupcakes?
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
Oh jesus this thread made me cry. No really it honestly did. :x :cry:
I have been up for like 48 hours though.
And in my shitlist today: I had to skive school by editing the school closures website.
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
was issue #4 really that bad?
Quote from: NARF! on February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
was issue #4 really that bad?
Fuck yeah it was!
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 06:10:59 AM
But wait... the punchline is that WE ARE COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF STUPID CHEMICALS. Ergo, love is as significant as any other event, emotion, or thought in our completely pointless existence.
:mittens: Welcome to nihilism. Enjoy it while it lasts (before the emos and goths completely suck the giggles out of it)
Quote from: NARF! on February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
was issue #4 really that bad?
Like... you don't even know man... it was like...
dude, you don't even
know...
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 06:10:59 AM
But wait... the punchline is that WE ARE COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF STUPID CHEMICALS. Ergo, love is as significant as any other event, emotion, or thought in our completely pointless existence.
:mittens: Welcome to nihilism. Enjoy it while it lasts (before the emos and goths completely suck the giggles out of it)
Moar :mittens: I really dislike the attitude that if something can be expressed in scientific or technical words, it's somehow less important than of it's expressed in religious or poetic language. It's very akin to the "Apes? In MY ancestry? FUCK YUO!" anti-evolution argument.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
Quote from: VERB` on February 05, 2009, 09:39:04 PM
My sympathies to all y'all. My month has been okay so far but it's set to become totally awful soon enough... I have an obscenely disproportionate crush on someone I've spent one evening and night with (of the innocent variety) and will only see again in another ten days. Likely as not this will end in tears.
they'd better not be yours or we'll see to it that your testicles are revoked.
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.
you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.
Epic thread, really.
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
He's a persistant sexual abuser.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.
you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.
Epic thread, really.
Share your winnings and I'll stop whining! Or find me a job. I'm not picky.
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2009, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
He's a persistant sexual abuser.
oh. yeah, I guess that's a problem.
Quote from: Eve on February 06, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.
you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.
Epic thread, really.
Share your winnings and I'll stop whining! Or find me a job. I'm not picky.
I can give you a seasonal job waiting tables May-October. Not much of a career move but our girls usually clock $200+ in tips for a 4 hour shift. Also we could totally terrorize eastern Maine together!
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.
my aorta wears black eyeliner.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.
my aorta wears black eyeliner.
:lulz: Also: wtf! Thought you were moving OUT of Maine, not putting in roots? Or is this a cash-making endeavor to shore up fundage to finally get your ass out of Maine for good?
I just did my taxes and I'm getting a shit load back. That's almost better than winning big at a casino, right???
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Quote from: Eve on February 06, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.
you pack of sallies feel free to keep on simpering and whining about what's wrong with your personal lives though.
Epic thread, really.
Share your winnings and I'll stop whining! Or find me a job. I'm not picky.
I can give you a seasonal job waiting tables May-October. Not much of a career move but our girls usually clock $200+ in tips for a 4 hour shift. Also we could totally terrorize eastern Maine together!
More tempting than you'd think. Wednesday night I made a whopping $1.91 in tips for a five hour shift. Woo!
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.
also, I won BIG at the casino last night.
won
BIG
Then you can afford to send me some cash to get the fuck out of this country and over to civilisation.
~~~Payne: Will be your BITCH for that kind of money.
Quote from: NARF! on February 06, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Everyone writing for Intermittens - time wasted with spurious legal threats
was issue #4 really that bad?
It was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
To put it into context... last night a perfect storm comprised of 5th-grade homework meeting Internet research on animal cruelty exposed my 11-year-old daughter to PETA propaganda.
Issue #4 was worse than that.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.
The amount of shitlists he's on, she'll end up a widow if he goes north, to the east coast or towards the UK.
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.
The amount of shitlists he's on, she'll end up a widow if he goes north, to the east coast or towards the UK.
And what with my plans on moving closer, the net is tightening.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
Because not only is he a JACK ASS and an abuser, but he's a sexual predator who has victimized me and who knows who else. It makes me sick thinking that he'll say some of the same things to her that he used to say to me when I was little. :|
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.
Quote from: Payne on February 06, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 06, 2009, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 06, 2009, 06:12:23 AM
my brother is proposing to someone I used to confide in. :|
I hope his plane crashes with him in it...
your brother wants to marry one of your good friends? why is that a problem?
It will upset her friend when I stab him to death.
The amount of shitlists he's on, she'll end up a widow if he goes north, to the east coast or towards the UK.
And what with my plans on moving closer, the net is tightening.
I LOVE YOU GUYS :D
You can add the Midwest to that list.
And East Germany. And the Middle East.
wow.
from what you just said there (i don't know any details and it's none of my business)
keep him outta the wang or he'll get one.
in every hole.
every. hole.
I LOVE YOU ALL
:D
If there's one thing I can't stand it's abusive assholes.
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)
LOL
you wanna trade?
i have one from an abusive asshole too.
IT'LL BE LIEK POKEMONZ!!!!
A totally deserving target for anger? THIS month?
WHERE.
I HAVE SPEAR. AND KNIVES
My car just died, but then I ate a sandwich and it got better. :?
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 06, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 06, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Come on, ECH, we all know that despite appearances, you are crying on the inside.
my aorta wears black eyeliner.
:lulz: Also: wtf! Thought you were moving OUT of Maine, not putting in roots? Or is this a cash-making endeavor to shore up fundage to finally get your ass out of Maine for good?
that plan was my plan before the american economy finally reached the tipping point. Now my plan is to stick with my guaranteed year's income (that I make in 6 months) until ECHGF finishes her bachelors degree and decides on where she wants to go to grad school.
Quote from: Dildo_Daggins on February 07, 2009, 02:29:50 AM
My car just died, but then I ate a sandwich and it got better. :?
Your car got better when you ate a sandwich?
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 09, 2009, 05:32:59 AM
Quote from: Dildo_Daggins on February 07, 2009, 02:29:50 AM
My car just died, but then I ate a sandwich and it got better. :?
Your car got better when you ate a sandwich?
MADJIQUOAL FUCKING SAMMICH!!
pass those around man, i've put 600 bucks into my cars in the last 2 weeks and i don't have that shit to spare.
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 09, 2009, 05:32:59 AM
Quote from: Dildo_Daggins on February 07, 2009, 02:29:50 AM
My car just died, but then I ate a sandwich and it got better. :?
Your car got better when you ate a sandwich?
Yeah. I was at the drive-thru at Hardies. I cut off the engine so I could hear, but then after I placed my order, it wouldn't start back up. It just clicked. So I fucked with it for a while and pushed it out of the way, finally giving up and going inside to eat my sandwich. (also fries and a drink)
I decided to give it one more shot before calling someone for a ride, and it started right up. No problem.
Then this morning It did the same thing again except without the sandwich. Fortunately, it was in my own driveway this time, so at least I wasn't stranded.
Your starter is dying.
Typical; it starts right up after sitting a while, but if you've been running and stop it won't start again right away. Replace it ASAP, it will get steadily worse, and fast.
quick temporary fix to get started is hit the starter with a hammer or heavy wrench. you still need to replace it but sometimes it can get you going
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 09, 2009, 07:17:32 AM
Your starter is dying.
Typical; it starts right up after sitting a while, but if you've been running and stop it won't start again right away. Replace it ASAP, it will get steadily worse, and fast.
I'm not sure if it's the starter motor, or solenoid. I think the clicking I'm hearing is just the relays, not the solenoid. This morning when I tried to start it, it was cold. Then later when I tried it again, it was still cold, and it worked. :?
Quote from: Fomenter on February 09, 2009, 07:26:31 AM
quick temporary fix to get started is hit the starter with a hammer or heavy wrench. you still need to replace it but sometimes it can get you going
GAH! I can't even find it. I think it's way up under my car.
up under the engine, typically on the right (passengers side in American cars) near the frame on older cars, not a clue where to find it on newer ones, the hammer blow jars a stuck solenoid loose
My car just started overheating, again. Though I'm still in the denial phase, so maybe the problem will go away on its own.
Quote from: Dildo_Daggins on February 09, 2009, 07:30:19 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 09, 2009, 07:17:32 AM
Your starter is dying.
Typical; it starts right up after sitting a while, but if you've been running and stop it won't start again right away. Replace it ASAP, it will get steadily worse, and fast.
I'm not sure if it's the starter motor, or solenoid. I think the clicking I'm hearing is just the relays, not the solenoid. This morning when I tried to start it, it was cold. Then later when I tried it again, it was still cold, and it worked. :?
I've had the same exact experience a couple times. Seriously, replace the starter. Fomenter is right, if it's the solenoid you can often get it to start by whacking the starter with a hammer or wrench, but you need to replace it.
Quote from: Requiem on February 09, 2009, 07:44:10 AM
My car just started overheating, again. Though I'm still in the denial phase, so maybe the problem will go away on its own.
No. This will only get much worse if you let it go. I'm sorry. I had a car die this way. :cry: But Tim was able to bring it back to life after rebuilding the engine.
Also Nigel is right about the starter, just get a new one. They are usually not too expensive, but do get the warranty cause cheap parts are teh suck.
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 09, 2009, 08:17:27 AM
Quote from: Dildo_Daggins on February 09, 2009, 07:30:19 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 09, 2009, 07:17:32 AM
Your starter is dying.
Typical; it starts right up after sitting a while, but if you've been running and stop it won't start again right away. Replace it ASAP, it will get steadily worse, and fast.
I'm not sure if it's the starter motor, or solenoid. I think the clicking I'm hearing is just the relays, not the solenoid. This morning when I tried to start it, it was cold. Then later when I tried it again, it was still cold, and it worked. :?
I've had the same exact experience a couple times. Seriously, replace the starter. Fomenter is right, if it's the solenoid you can often get it to start by whacking the starter with a hammer or wrench, but you need to replace it.
I will if I can find the damn thing!
Thanks for the advice, everybuddy.
Quote from: Sanguine Penguin on February 09, 2009, 08:32:00 AM
Quote from: Requiem on February 09, 2009, 07:44:10 AM
My car just started overheating, again. Though I'm still in the denial phase, so maybe the problem will go away on its own.
No. This will only get much worse if you let it go. I'm sorry. I had a car die this way. :cry: But Tim was able to bring it back to life after rebuilding the engine.
Also Nigel is right about the starter, just get a new one. They are usually not too expensive, but do get the warranty cause cheap parts are teh suck.
It went away once before.
Absolutely get a warranty, AND have someone install it for you if you can't get your hands on a new starter. Almost every place will try to sell you a "reconditioned" starter. Don't fall for it.
My car problems are fixt. Or at least gone again. Overheating was apparently caused by me being an idiot on the freeway and driving the speed limit.
Then flooring it to avoid getting rear ended.
Hrrrm your fan may not be working properly. If it starts to get hot while idling the fan may not be turning on to get air to move over the radiator. Could be a Temperature sensor. This cold explain why the car gets cooler when you are driving faster, more air flow. To be safe check the coolant levels. Over heating is srs business. It cold be something minor but if the car starts getting too hot and shutting off you could blow a head gasket, which is pretty expensive to replace in most shops.
Well, a couple of bright sides have appeared:
1. I am apparently indespensible at work, which means I will probably keep getting a paycheck for the forseeabe future.
2. My dad will probably die of "old age" before he dies of cancer.
Ok, that last one is still kind of creepy to think about, but still...
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 07, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)
LOL
you wanna trade?
i have one from an abusive asshole too.
IT'LL BE LIEK POKEMONZ!!!!
I want to play this game!!! :lulz:
I have my ex's social. Seeing as how he won't pay child support.........
I pissed off my parents so much yesterday, I think I'm not speaking to them anymore.
Quote from: Suu on February 09, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
I pissed off my parents so much yesterday, I think I'm not speaking to them anymore.
Shouldn't they not be speaking to you?
Long story.
Quote from: Sanguine Penguin on February 09, 2009, 10:25:52 AM
Hrrrm your fan may not be working properly. If it starts to get hot while idling the fan may not be turning on to get air to move over the radiator. Could be a Temperature sensor. This cold explain why the car gets cooler when you are driving faster, more air flow. To be safe check the coolant levels. Over heating is srs business. It cold be something minor but if the car starts getting too hot and shutting off you could blow a head gasket, which is pretty expensive to replace in most shops.
I agree; probably the fan or the thermostat, both of which are fairly cheap fixes, and a lot cheaper than it could be if you don't fix them before the overheating leads to a more serious problem.
Quote from: Suu on February 09, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
I pissed off my parents so much yesterday, I think I'm not speaking to them anymore.
Uh-oh... :(
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 09, 2009, 02:44:19 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 07, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)
LOL
you wanna trade?
i have one from an abusive asshole too.
IT'LL BE LIEK POKEMONZ!!!!
I want to play this game!!! :lulz:
I have my ex's social. Seeing as how he won't pay child support.........
What in the HELL is with guys who don't pay child support? I don't get it at all. My ex did the same fucking thing. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?
Quote from: Green Tea on February 09, 2009, 04:59:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 09, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
I pissed off my parents so much yesterday, I think I'm not speaking to them anymore.
Uh-oh... :(
No one fucking tells me where I "NEED" to be. I'll live wherever the hell I want.
I'm watching what was a wonderful relationship with a beautiful, brilliant girl degenerate before my eyes, because I was too much of a schmuck to own up to my issues. It's ending on a "good note", so it's not like we're angry at each other, but FUCK does it make me incredibly sad. Oh, and less than three weeks until my birthday, and less than one week until Valentine's Day. So much for my plans.
I'm really going to miss her.
/emo
Quote from: Suu on February 09, 2009, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 09, 2009, 04:59:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 09, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
I pissed off my parents so much yesterday, I think I'm not speaking to them anymore.
Uh-oh... :(
No one fucking tells me where I "NEED" to be. I'll live wherever the hell I want.
Ooooh, seriously! D/N/T Suu.
Quote from: Lilith Complex on February 09, 2009, 05:23:05 PM
I'm watching what was a wonderful relationship with a beautiful, brilliant girl degenerate before my eyes, because I was too much of a schmuck to own up to my issues. It's ending on a "good note", so it's not like we're angry at each other, but FUCK does it make me incredibly sad. Oh, and less than three weeks until my birthday, and less than one week until Valentine's Day. So much for my plans.
I'm really going to miss her.
/emo
Sometimes, people just aren't ready for each other. I'm sorry to hear about it, but don't beat yourself up over it.
Quote from: Green Tea on February 09, 2009, 05:54:30 PM
Quote from: Lilith Complex on February 09, 2009, 05:23:05 PM
I'm watching what was a wonderful relationship with a beautiful, brilliant girl degenerate before my eyes, because I was too much of a schmuck to own up to my issues. It's ending on a "good note", so it's not like we're angry at each other, but FUCK does it make me incredibly sad. Oh, and less than three weeks until my birthday, and less than one week until Valentine's Day. So much for my plans.
I'm really going to miss her.
/emo
Sometimes, people just aren't ready for each other. I'm sorry to hear about it, but don't beat yourself up over it.
Yeah, I'm kinda holding out a tiny little hope that, who knows, some day, etc. Silly, but it's something. And at least I'm just really sad this time, not morbidly depressed. Definitely an improvement over how I normally handle these situations.
I have one of those guttural, juicy coughs that sends tiny globs of mucus everywhere should I fail to use a tissue.
Today I:
Discovered the screen on my MP3 player is broken, and I have no idea how that happened.
Slipped and fell on some ice and hurt my knee.
Got /something/, god knows what, all over the elbow of my new suede jacket.
Seem to have mysteriously lost £100 out of my bank account, I have no idea what on.
And found out that the bookshop are going to be at least two weeks longer getting the book I ordered in from the States. Which is annoying, because I'd hoped to read it when I have a bunch of time off next week.
And I'd been having a perfectly fine month until today, too. :argh!:
I won money to cover my cell phone bill in a poker game with some friends.
still, fucking EPIC thread. really.
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on February 09, 2009, 06:49:49 PM
Today I:
Discovered the screen on my MP3 player is broken, and I have no idea how that happened.
Slipped and fell on some ice and hurt my knee.
Got /something/, god knows what, all over the elbow of my new suede jacket.
Seem to have mysteriously lost £100 out of my bank account, I have no idea what on.
And found out that the bookshop are going to be at least two weeks longer getting the book I ordered in from the States. Which is annoying, because I'd hoped to read it when I have a bunch of time off next week.
And I'd been having a perfectly fine month until today, too. :argh!:
Welcome to February!
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 09, 2009, 06:53:16 PM
I won money to cover my cell phone bill in a poker game with some friends.
still, fucking EPIC thread. really.
February's coming to get you, too. It's just running a little behind.
Feb hasn't got me yet, either. Got my nearly broke friend, who found out that £800+ had just being aded to her rent, but thus far, nothing more shitty than any previous month has happened to me.
I can't wait until March.
Quote from: Net on February 09, 2009, 06:11:59 PM
I have one of those guttural, juicy coughs that sends tiny globs of mucus everywhere should I fail to use a tissue.
TUBERCULOSIS?
....
BEAN CUP.
Just found out that an assistant of mine, who is quite a bit older than me, and whom I took an interest in getting him a really good fucking pay raise, and defended him from assholes on high, has made a unforgivably clumsy attempt to betray me for short term gain.
It's going to suck, being out of work at his age, in this economy.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 07, 2009, 02:03:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 07, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
he hurts her and I'm feeding him to teh lions (aka you all can have his social security number)
LOL
you wanna trade?
i have one from an abusive asshole too.
IT'LL BE LIEK POKEMONZ!!!!
(http://loading.se/images/59/72/ub_37d6b024f377e1d108c9c85adcd8a67d.jpg)
doc told me today i have asthma and that i shouldnt smoke anymore :x
Quote from: NARF! on February 10, 2009, 03:03:53 AM
doc told me today i have asthma and that i shouldnt smoke anymore :x
Fuck him. He can't tell you what to do.
February yields some good news! The Male Offspring got the results of his TAG testing back.. 99% in reading and 97% in math. That means he can go to the ACCESS Academy this fall if they have a space. :)
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 03:21:45 AM
February yields some good news! The Male Offspring got the results of his TAG testing back.. 99% in reading and 97% in math. That means he can go to the ACCESS Academy this fall if they have a space. :)
:)
i dont know the ability to run could be a useful thing in the future
Quote from: NARF! on February 10, 2009, 03:34:56 AM
i dont know the ability to run could be a useful thing in the future
You'll only die tired.
Quote from: NARF! on February 10, 2009, 03:34:56 AM
i dont know the ability to run could be a useful thing in the future
In a future where running is necessary, there will be no more cigarettes anyway.
Lung congestion will be provided as a courtesy by a centralized system of tire fires and chemical storage failures.
Quote from: Richter on February 10, 2009, 05:17:52 PM
Lung congestion will be provided as a courtesy by a centralized system of tire fires and chemical storage failures.
Oooh, good plan!
And lack of maintenance on nuclear reactors means the safety systems will fail, resulting in their catastrophic meltdown. Happy fun times.
related to my personal shit, I still havent gotten around to checking whether my HDs still work, but I remember I put up a torrent with all my mixes (up until then), I forgot who of you actually downloaded it, but if anyone still has them, can they contact me so we can work out a way I can get them? afaik, the entire pack was somewhere between 150 and 300 MBs.
wow here i was thinking it was all Henry Ford's fault
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2009, 10:26:50 PM
related to my personal shit, I still havent gotten around to checking whether my HDs still work, but I remember I put up a torrent with all my mixes (up until then), I forgot who of you actually downloaded it, but if anyone still has them, can they contact me so we can work out a way I can get them? afaik, the entire pack was somewhere between 150 and 300 MBs.
If i'm the first, I can whack that shit up onto Megaupload if you like?
EDIT: .zip'd and uploading.
12%.
If two people is a menace, and three is a gang, why do we call four quadruplets?
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on February 10, 2009, 10:34:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2009, 10:26:50 PM
related to my personal shit, I still havent gotten around to checking whether my HDs still work, but I remember I put up a torrent with all my mixes (up until then), I forgot who of you actually downloaded it, but if anyone still has them, can they contact me so we can work out a way I can get them? afaik, the entire pack was somewhere between 150 and 300 MBs.
If i'm the first, I can whack that shit up onto Megaupload if you like?
EDIT: .zip'd and uploading.
12%.
pleaaaaase do! THX A LOT :D
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7W5RW9SM
There y'are Trip.
Any problems PM me or something.
downloading right now, thank you so much!
I have a very slight cold. Probably wont last until tomorrow.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on February 10, 2009, 03:21:45 AM
February yields some good news! The Male Offspring got the results of his TAG testing back.. 99% in reading and 97% in math. That means he can go to the ACCESS Academy this fall if they have a space. :)
I did just about the same.
I also highly resented my parents taking any sort of credit for it.
:argh!:
RESPIRATORY UPDATE: cough is getting violent.
GASTROINTESTINAL UPDATE: stool is of ideal texture and firmness.
Update: Work stuff still unresolved but the flu has flown. However we did have to take my daughter to the emergency room the other day because she was really, really sick. Turned out just to be a really nasty, 24-hour stomach bug. Anyhoo, back to the ether, talk to you spags again sometime.
Quote from: Aufenthatt on February 10, 2009, 10:37:16 PM
If two people is a menace, and three is a gang, why do we call four quadruplets?
:wtf:
Quote from: RWHN-on hiatus on February 11, 2009, 11:08:58 AM
Update: Work stuff still unresolved but the flu has flown. However we did have to take my daughter to the emergency room the other day because she was really, really sick. Turned out just to be a really nasty, 24-hour stomach bug. Anyhoo, back to the ether, talk to you spags again sometime.
RWHN! Hi RWHN!
I'm glad your kid is just down with a short-term flu, hope she feels better very soon!
Quote from: Net on February 11, 2009, 09:16:03 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on February 10, 2009, 03:21:45 AM
February yields some good news! The Male Offspring got the results of his TAG testing back.. 99% in reading and 97% in math. That means he can go to the ACCESS Academy this fall if they have a space. :)
I did just about the same.
I also highly resented my parents taking any sort of credit for it.
As far as I can tell, the only influence we had in this was possibly genetics, and probably being very verbal geeks who read a lot, leading him to think reading is interesting and worth his time.
He is exceptionally verbally developed for his age, and one of his stupid-ass teachers has marked his book reports "incomplete" more than once because the dumb bitch
assumed that he copied off the back cover. WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW? MO owned her dumb ass!
Meanwhile, EFO (Magickal Hrosie) is going through puberty and failing Spanish and math. :( Also, crying a lot, and threatening to burn her father's house down.
Nigel when I move to teh PNW area, feel free to drag kiddo up to teh hrosie (under mah supervision) for natural kid prozac. Depending on what sort of horse I get, she'll at least be able to stuff it full of cookies, and groom the fuck out of it. :)
:mrgreen: That will be AWESOME.
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2009, 05:57:15 PM
Meanwhile, EFO (Magickal Hrosie) is going through puberty and failing Spanish and math. :( Also, crying a lot, and threatening to burn her father's house down.
Fuck. Somebody is going to get her period soon. Get ready, she may end up taking out a few blocks of Portland when it happens. I think my parents are still paying off the damage I did to the condo we were living in at the time.
Oi, hadn't seen this thread before. Condolences to everyone who's had bad shit happen to them this month.
Quote from: Suu on February 13, 2009, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2009, 05:57:15 PM
Meanwhile, EFO (Magickal Hrosie) is going through puberty and failing Spanish and math. :( Also, crying a lot, and threatening to burn her father's house down.
Fuck. Somebody is going to get her period soon. Get ready, she may end up taking out a few blocks of Portland when it happens. I think my parents are still paying off the damage I did to the condo we were living in at the time.
:asplode:
happy friday the 13th everyone!
my dad and I had a fairly bad falling out in the middle of the road at the airport (drop off zone). also had one with my mother. fairly certain we will no longer speak when I move out in a few weeks.
cainad: plz to start using your "keep my plane from crashing" powerz nao
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
happy friday the 13th everyone!
I kept making jokes about killing templars.
No one got them. :sad:
Well that sucks ass. :(
Quote from: The Pariah on February 14, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
happy friday the 13th everyone!
I kept making jokes about killing templars.
No one got them. :sad:
I just made the same joke to my room mate... trying to convince him to go to the casino with me
Quote from: The Pariah on February 14, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
happy friday the 13th everyone!
I kept making jokes about killing templars.
No one got them. :sad:
April, not February.
Also, this explains my February perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYzyRfNFn0
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 14, 2009, 12:29:17 AM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 14, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
happy friday the 13th everyone!
I kept making jokes about killing templars.
No one got them. :sad:
I just made the same joke to my room mate... trying to convince him to go to the casino with me
my argument that "sure friday the 13th sucked for the templars... but it was great for the king of France, so luck is all a matter of perspective," hasn't convinced him to go the casino with me
:sad:
CAINADSPAG YOUR POWERS SUCK! NOT EVEN OFF THE GROUND AND PLANE IS ALREADY BROKEN!
FLASHBACKS OF LONDON VISIT 08
PLZ FIX CAINAD :cry:
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 01:51:19 AM
CAINADSPAG YOUR POWERS SUCK! NOT EVEN OFF THE GROUND AND PLANE IS ALREADY BROKEN!
FLASHBACKS OF LONDON VISIT 08
PLZ FIX CAINAD :cry:
I'M SORRY! :x
I've been playing
Zelda: Twilight Princess all fucking day and my mahdjigual powers are shot.
Quote from: Suu on February 14, 2009, 12:37:45 AM
Also, this explains my February perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYzyRfNFn0
i loved this so much.
i could squeeeeze it
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 14, 2009, 07:10:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 14, 2009, 12:37:45 AM
Also, this explains my February perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYzyRfNFn0
i loved this so much.
i could squeeeeze it
I wish I could do that. :sad:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 07:18:50 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 14, 2009, 07:10:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 14, 2009, 12:37:45 AM
Also, this explains my February perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYzyRfNFn0
i loved this so much.
i could squeeeeze it
I wish I could do that. :sad:
you don't have to, you just go "AAAaaaargh" and that's what we imagine you doing anyway.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 14, 2009, 07:20:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 07:18:50 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 14, 2009, 07:10:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 14, 2009, 12:37:45 AM
Also, this explains my February perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYzyRfNFn0
i loved this so much.
i could squeeeeze it
I wish I could do that. :sad:
you don't have to, you just go "AAAaaaargh" and that's what we imagine you doing anyway.
Actually, I'm more of a "shit myself while puking up blood and stomach lining" kinda guy. :)
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2009, 02:42:07 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 01:51:19 AM
CAINADSPAG YOUR POWERS SUCK! NOT EVEN OFF THE GROUND AND PLANE IS ALREADY BROKEN!
FLASHBACKS OF LONDON VISIT 08
PLZ FIX CAINAD :cry:
I'M SORRY! :x
I've been playing Zelda: Twilight Princess all fucking day and my mahdjigual powers are shot.
got to steal Portland's plane since it was right next ours ready to take off. Poor Portlandians were stuck with our broken plane. :lulz:
In seattle, never want to go home. Oh and my father making me freak out and cry in the middle of the drop off lane at the airport is fantastic. I <3 my family, and can't wait to go home. <3<3<3
:asplode:
they still have the lightrail signs promising the work will be done soon?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 15, 2009, 07:29:11 AM
In seattle, never want to go home. Oh and my father making me freak out and cry in the middle of the drop off lane at the airport is fantastic. I <3 my family, and can't wait to go home. <3<3<3
:asplode:
trade ya. don't ask.
but sorry to hear nonetheless
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 15, 2009, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 15, 2009, 07:29:11 AM
In seattle, never want to go home. Oh and my father making me freak out and cry in the middle of the drop off lane at the airport is fantastic. I <3 my family, and can't wait to go home. <3<3<3
:asplode:
trade ya. don't ask.
but sorry to hear nonetheless
I would but I have the feeling your life sucks more than mine does atm. :x
zut: shtoopit housemate. would be better if she would actually bother to care for her own kids. y'know instead of getting spun out and letting zut and El Hubbito do it.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 15, 2009, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 15, 2009, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 15, 2009, 07:29:11 AM
In seattle, never want to go home. Oh and my father making me freak out and cry in the middle of the drop off lane at the airport is fantastic. I <3 my family, and can't wait to go home. <3<3<3
:asplode:
trade ya. don't ask.
but sorry to hear nonetheless
I would but I have the feeling your life sucks more than mine does atm. :x
naw, it's not so bad. i just hate my family(blood family)
everything else is pretty ok
Been having really intense nightmares for the last few nights, leading to upset daytime emotional state.
Luckily, friends keep coming up with things for me to do, keeping me busy. Sundays are the worst. Mondays are a close second. Maybe I'll scrap everything and just go hiking today. Nothing's selling; why bother making?
I have a lot of work to do, just conjuring up the motivation to do it...had a cool weekend though. The beginning stages of Operation: TARDIS are coming into plan. 8)
It will have wheels.
It will spin.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 15, 2009, 07:29:11 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2009, 02:42:07 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 01:51:19 AM
CAINADSPAG YOUR POWERS SUCK! NOT EVEN OFF THE GROUND AND PLANE IS ALREADY BROKEN!
FLASHBACKS OF LONDON VISIT 08
PLZ FIX CAINAD :cry:
I'M SORRY! :x
I've been playing Zelda: Twilight Princess all fucking day and my mahdjigual powers are shot.
got to steal Portland's plane since it was right next ours ready to take off. Poor Portlandians were stuck with our broken plane. :lulz:
In seattle, never want to go home. Oh and my father making me freak out and cry in the middle of the drop off lane at the airport is fantastic. I <3 my family, and can't wait to go home. <3<3<3
:asplode:
are you still in seattle?
Well the desktop caught Win32/Virut.NBK eset found it but fuuuuuuk it got to all kinds of shit before clean up. Nasty shit. :argh!:
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 16, 2009, 06:51:51 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 15, 2009, 07:29:11 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2009, 02:42:07 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 14, 2009, 01:51:19 AM
CAINADSPAG YOUR POWERS SUCK! NOT EVEN OFF THE GROUND AND PLANE IS ALREADY BROKEN!
FLASHBACKS OF LONDON VISIT 08
PLZ FIX CAINAD :cry:
I'M SORRY! :x
I've been playing Zelda: Twilight Princess all fucking day and my mahdjigual powers are shot.
got to steal Portland's plane since it was right next ours ready to take off. Poor Portlandians were stuck with our broken plane. :lulz:
In seattle, never want to go home. Oh and my father making me freak out and cry in the middle of the drop off lane at the airport is fantastic. I <3 my family, and can't wait to go home. <3<3<3
:asplode:
are you still in seattle?
nope, came home today. Will be moving there this summer/fall though since I love the city.
It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her. It's the coldest time of year here.
:(
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her. It's the coldest time of year here.
:(
:cry:
Still coughing up blood. Scotch should help.
I like scotch. Scotch scotch scotch...
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 03:22:41 AM
It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.
yup! I found a complex close to pike place that I'm already in love with, that also won't rape my bank account once a month.
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her. It's the coldest time of year here.
:(
awe dude.
shitty.
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her. It's the coldest time of year here.
:(
Damn...
But all the proper authorities have been notified, and everything's set for some nice person to have taken her in and eventually handed her over to the animal shelter.
Yeah. That's how it'll go.
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her. It's the coldest time of year here.
:(
Oh, fuck. :( I hope she's OK.
The worst thing that's happening to me right now, besides being broke, is that I'm gradually coming to terms with the idea that I really can't see my best friend until I get to the point that his reconciliation with his wife doesn't kill me inside anymore, and that might be never.
The alternative being that I become one of those sad best friends who never quite gives up on being in love, and as a result is never able to fall in love with anyone else and move on.
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
You're brave for even trying it. I'd rather be single than try it.
It's great when it works, but a little more soul-breaking than it's worth when it doesn't work.
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
You're brave for even trying it. I'd rather be single than try it.
Agreed - it's one of those things that sounds good on paper but when you think about how complicated a business it is keeping a lid on a monogamous relationship, I'm betting that for each new person that joins in the complexity would rise exponentially.
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
I saw this and was like WTF! I thought it really was the Rev. and I know for a fact he's married with kiddies so I was..... :?
nevermind.....
I had a flat about a week ago, been using the mickey mouse and not going anywhere until I could afford two front tires. The mickey exploded this morning while I was taking Joy to school. Then the inevitable WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP......
I discovered I not only still need 2 front tires, I am also incapapble of loosening the fucking lug nuts and not one fucking person stopped to help. AAA was 3 hours away. One of the guys from work came and helped me out.
The monkeys in St. Louis SUCK FUCKING ASS!!!!!!! Fucking pricks just drive by while my baby and I stand out in the fucking cold.... Fucking fuck fuckers.
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
You're brave for even trying it. I'd rather be single than try it.
Agreed, good on you for giving it a shot.
I'm lucky when I can find ONE person I want to be with.
that's why you have to have a favourite and keep them in check
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 17, 2009, 04:42:24 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 03:22:41 AM
It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.
yup! I found a complex close to pike place that I'm already in love with, that also won't rape my bank account once a month.
your not talking about the space above that hippy shop?
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
My dog ran away two days ago, and nobody has seen her. It's the coldest time of year here.
:(
:sad:
Quote from: Not Reverend Asshat on February 17, 2009, 10:38:48 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 17, 2009, 04:42:24 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 03:22:41 AM
It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.
yup! I found a complex close to pike place that I'm already in love with, that also won't rape my bank account once a month.
your not talking about the space above that hippy shop?
NOPE
it's a complex :D AND they'll let my kitty come too.
I don't want to come off like I'm "future datamining" you, but before you commit to a place you should give me a holler because I can give you the REAL scoop on almost every apartment building/complex in the downtown/belltown/cap hill area. Some of those places look nice and are full of sex offenders and "rehabilitated" schizophrenics (not bullshitting; I lived in one of those for a while and it was interesting at best) while others look all run down but are CHHIP buildings that have been totally renovated inside and come with free heat.
Quote from: Richter on February 17, 2009, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
You're brave for even trying it. I'd rather be single than try it.
Agreed, good on you for giving it a shot.
I'm lucky when I can find ONE person I want to be with.
Thanks, you guys.
Maybe I'll feel brave again someday. Right now I am a cur cowering from love with my tail between my legs.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 18, 2009, 04:02:53 AM
I don't want to come off like I'm "future datamining" you, but before you commit to a place you should give me a holler because I can give you the REAL scoop on almost every apartment building/complex in the downtown/belltown/cap hill area. Some of those places look nice and are full of sex offenders and "rehabilitated" schizophrenics (not bullshitting; I lived in one of those for a while and it was interesting at best) while others look all run down but are CHHIP buildings that have been totally renovated inside and come with free heat.
thanks ech. :) Right now I have a few on my list. Only one is in the belltown area, the rest are scattered. One is in SW seattle, one by the airport, one sorta downtown, and the one in Belltown. Then if all of those fall through I have some in redmond/renton/kent/etc, but I'd really rather live in seattle since I like the city feel. If you want I can pm you my list so far.
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 18, 2009, 05:48:26 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 17, 2009, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 17, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Also I think I'm giving up on polyamory. Losing both men I loved at the same time is not something I can ever face going through again. It might be a long time before I even want to date anyone.
You're brave for even trying it. I'd rather be single than try it.
Agreed, good on you for giving it a shot.
I'm lucky when I can find ONE person I want to be with.
Thanks, you guys.
Maybe I'll feel brave again someday. Right now I am a cur cowering from love with my tail between my legs.
*HUG*
NEED ME TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR YOU?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Thanks, you guys.
Maybe I'll feel brave again someday. Right now I am a cur cowering from love with my tail between my legs.
*HUG*
NEED ME TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR YOU?
I WISH. Seriously, I wish there was someone to beat up over this, it would make it easier. But I love you even though there isn't.
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 18, 2009, 08:11:24 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Thanks, you guys.
Maybe I'll feel brave again someday. Right now I am a cur cowering from love with my tail between my legs.
*HUG*
NEED ME TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR YOU?
I WISH. Seriously, I wish there was someone to beat up over this, it would make it easier. But I love you even though there isn't.
I'll beat up some random person on the street for you then! :D
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:16:37 AM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 18, 2009, 08:11:24 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Thanks, you guys.
Maybe I'll feel brave again someday. Right now I am a cur cowering from love with my tail between my legs.
*HUG*
NEED ME TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR YOU?
I WISH. Seriously, I wish there was someone to beat up over this, it would make it easier. But I love you even though there isn't.
I'll beat up some random person on the street for you then! :D
DOO EEEET!
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 18, 2009, 04:02:53 AM
I don't want to come off like I'm "future datamining" you, but before you commit to a place you should give me a holler because I can give you the REAL scoop on almost every apartment building/complex in the downtown/belltown/cap hill area. Some of those places look nice and are full of sex offenders and "rehabilitated" schizophrenics (not bullshitting; I lived in one of those for a while and it was interesting at best) while others look all run down but are CHHIP buildings that have been totally renovated inside and come with free heat.
thanks ech. :) Right now I have a few on my list. Only one is in the belltown area, the rest are scattered. One is in SW seattle, one by the airport, one sorta downtown, and the one in Belltown. Then if all of those fall through I have some in redmond/renton/kent/etc, but I'd really rather live in seattle since I like the city feel. If you want I can pm you my list so far.
you probably should.
and for the love of sweet baby jesus, DO NEVER live ANYWHERE near the airport. Unless street hookers and meth zombies are your thing. Same goes for most of Kent and Renton and for that matter anything south of Beacon Hill. If you can't find a place in the city you're MUCH better off on the northend than the southend.
ech, is Bitterlake acceptable part of town?
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 02:55:50 AM
Quote from: Not Reverend Asshat on February 17, 2009, 10:38:48 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 17, 2009, 04:42:24 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 03:22:41 AM
It IS pretty fucking awesome. We'll have to hang out next winter.
yup! I found a complex close to pike place that I'm already in love with, that also won't rape my bank account once a month.
your not talking about the space above that hippy shop?
NOPE
it's a complex :D AND they'll let my kitty come too.
good you it seems you knew which one i was talking about,
after awhile those pagan stores start to look the same but its the one right in front of route 15 on 1st
YAY it seems purple monkey is making a come backtour after all
Quote from: Not Reverend Asshat on February 18, 2009, 11:08:27 AM
ech, is Bitterlake acceptable part of town?
While I wouldn't spend much time extolling the virtues of Shoreline, there's really nothing wrong with it.
And it's not Lynnwood, which is a point in its favor.
did you noticed they added more street cameras recently?
in Lockdown Lynnwood?
yeah.
that's why I usually take OV Drive through Edmonds or 212th through Terrace to get wherever I'm going in Lynnwood.
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 18, 2009, 08:49:47 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 18, 2009, 04:02:53 AM
I don't want to come off like I'm "future datamining" you, but before you commit to a place you should give me a holler because I can give you the REAL scoop on almost every apartment building/complex in the downtown/belltown/cap hill area. Some of those places look nice and are full of sex offenders and "rehabilitated" schizophrenics (not bullshitting; I lived in one of those for a while and it was interesting at best) while others look all run down but are CHHIP buildings that have been totally renovated inside and come with free heat.
thanks ech. :) Right now I have a few on my list. Only one is in the belltown area, the rest are scattered. One is in SW seattle, one by the airport, one sorta downtown, and the one in Belltown. Then if all of those fall through I have some in redmond/renton/kent/etc, but I'd really rather live in seattle since I like the city feel. If you want I can pm you my list so far.
you probably should.
and for the love of sweet baby jesus, DO NEVER live ANYWHERE near the airport. Unless street hookers and meth zombies are your thing. Same goes for most of Kent and Renton and for that matter anything south of Beacon Hill. If you can't find a place in the city you're MUCH better off on the northend than the southend.
K sending pm shortly, less those in kent, renton, and the airport. the one over there tempted me with their indoor pool and low prices...I'm a whore for indoor pools. :sad:
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 18, 2009, 08:23:53 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:16:37 AM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 18, 2009, 08:11:24 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 18, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
Thanks, you guys.
Maybe I'll feel brave again someday. Right now I am a cur cowering from love with my tail between my legs.
*HUG*
NEED ME TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR YOU?
I WISH. Seriously, I wish there was someone to beat up over this, it would make it easier. But I love you even though there isn't.
I'll beat up some random person on the street for you then! :D
DOO EEEET!
OIWILL! GOING TO BEAT THEM WITH MY DAD'S GOLF CLUBS BWAHAHA!
I am now ready to talk about the terrible experience I had at the dentist yesterday. My old dentist, who was awesome, retired, and he sold his practice to a young couple. They seem nice enough, but this is the first time I had them do any work on me.
I went in for three fillings. One to replace an old cracked filling, one to replace a small filling that the dentist said "looked suspicious" (unsurprising, since all of my fillings are close to 20 years old) and one for some pitting on a lower molar. Soooo...
I get there and she looks at my chart. "What's the heart problem?"
"Just a minor arrhythmia, no big deal."
"Oh, so we won't use Epinephrine."
"Uhhhh I think it's OK, they've always used it before."
"No, we don't like to use it if there are heart problems, just in case. It'll be fine, the anaesthetic just wears off a bit faster."
I already burn through Novocaine in record time. This was my first tip-off that things were not going to go as planned. The next tip-off came when I said,
"It probably says this in my chart, but apparently there are two common nerve branchings that most people have, and I have the less common of the two."
She was holding up her giant needle of Epinephrine-free Novocaine. I've never had a dentist pause at this, most of them just go "oh" and proceed to shoot me up in the appropriate location for my numbing needs. This one, though, seemed not to know exactly what to do.
"Hmmmmm. Well, I think that usually only affects the back teeth."
She then injected me in five spots, and started poking about in my mouth, examining the areas she was about to drill out. She started picking at my eyeteeth, and decided she wanted to fill in these divots in the front, to make them prettier, since I was there at her mercy anyway.
The rest is sort of a blur of horror, and I can't recount it in perfect sequence, so I'll just give the general idea:
Those divots were my undoing. She filled one, decided it was the wrong color, drilled it out and filled it again with a more translucent color. She finished the second one and started working on my lower pitting, and I announced that I was NOT AT ALL NUMB in that tooth, so she gave me three more shots and started working on my upper. Unfortunately, by then the anaesthetic had worn off in the upper, so she gave me four more shots and went back to the lower. Not numb. NOT NUMB. She gave me FIVE MORE SHOTS and went away for a while. Finally, I had lost sensation in part of my tongue, so she finished filling the pits and turned her attention to the upper.
For some reason, she wasn't satisfied with it, so she DRILLED IT OUT and refilled part of it. There was some sort of metal device that went around the tooth and she had a terrible time with it. So did I. There was blood. More shots were needed. The hygienist kept thinking my gums were numb, and her air-sucky-tool was poking me until I complained about it, which is difficult to do with two people jamming shit in your mouth. Eventually the fillings were all done, and THEN it took an absurdly long time for the dentist to grind them down to the correct shape and polish them... she'd grind a little, and then assume she was done and start taking off her gloves without even asking if it felt right yet! I had to stop her twice to get her to finish my fucking teeth.
Eventually I was done and I got to stagger home and cry because my jaw was in so much pain that it hurt to eat yogurt. And then I had the worst Novocaine hangover for the rest of the day. My face still hurts. I don't know how many injections I had altogether, but it was TOO FUCKING MANY. I am going to a different dentist next time and I am not telling them that I have an arrhythmia.
JESUS, JOSEPH, AND MARY!
You should seriously call back and tell the supervisors what happened.
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
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sorry your dentist sucks Nigel hope you feel better soon
holy dog shit.
what an unbelievably shitty dentist.
write them a thank you note.
Oh shit. I know exactly what that's like - I apparently need a couple more shots of the painkiller as well when things are being done to me. Unfortunately, the first work ever done on my teeth was last year and I didn't know that at the time. So I'm laying back, mouth held open by the whatsits, thinking, "well this should be interesting". A split second later excruciating pain through my jaw, and my hands are waving for him to stop.
Fortunately, my dentist is the decent sort and realized something was obviously wrong here.
So yeah, holy shit. I only went through a few seconds of it, I definitely wouldn't have wanted any more.
My old dentist used to give me gas.
For just a cleaning.
...and he leaned over me and breathed heavy...
and smiled a lot...
The odd thing is that it wasn't so much that she seemed incompetent as she was not equipped/experienced enough to handle situations that deviated from the norm. And I think that by the end of two hours, she just wanted it to be over.
As did I, but I have a vested interest in the inside of my mouth feeling right, so I wasn't in as much of a hurry as she was.
My eyeteeth do look prettier, at least. She said that my teeth are very translucent and hard to match.
:x
That beats the time I was getting teeth taken out and the dentist just about droppped one down my throat.
You're lucky you still have the eyeteeth. Technically I still have mine, they're just in a box with my wisdom teeth and a chnunk of my jawbone.
...still have all of my teefs. Well, 'cept the ones that are only there by root and bonded after that.
:x That sucks. I hate that shit. I am glad you are better now though with pretty eyeteeth too.
I apparently have roots the size of oak trees, made from titanium. Every dentist has always commented on how ungodly strong my roots are... while leaning back and forth amid harsh cracking noises and flying bone.
FUCK NIGEL! :x Do nevar go back to HER
I already have 2 recommendations for non-shitty dentists. :)
sooooooo....I fucked up my car on the way to class tonight. It's probably totalled, OR the damage hugely outweighs the value of the car. Will post pics of fucked up car tomorrow when I can take good pics in the light.
What happened was I was driving along the freeway to class, when I looked away for just a second. Apparently in that second everyone decided to stop...well, everyone but me. When I looked up I had about 20ft to slam on my breaks, to no avail, slammed right into the person in front of me fucking up their back end, and my front end. Smoke came pouring out my vents, air bags went off, everything went flying, but SOMEHOW I am not hurt. Not even a fucking scratch. Will probably be sore tomorrow though.
Jesus Christ, woman! :sad:
At least you're not hurt! Was the guy you hit so lucky? Why'd they stop like that?
NO IDEA the guy drove off, so fuck if I know how they are. :lol:
If he was healthy enough to run away, fuck 'em.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 26, 2009, 05:32:29 AM
NO IDEA the guy drove off, so fuck if I know how they are. :lol:
he must not have had insurance.
glad you're o.k. though, damn.
you may have a sore neck or at least a sore chest from your seat belt that you
WERE wearing ~motherly stare~
sucks about your car. :sad:
Oh holy shit! I'm glad you're OK!
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2009, 05:40:31 PM
I am now ready to talk about the terrible experience I had at the dentist yesterday. My old dentist, who was awesome, retired, and he sold his practice to a young couple. They seem nice enough, but this is the first time I had them do any work on me.
I went in for three fillings. One to replace an old cracked filling, one to replace a small filling that the dentist said "looked suspicious" (unsurprising, since all of my fillings are close to 20 years old) and one for some pitting on a lower molar. Soooo...
I get there and she looks at my chart. "What's the heart problem?"
"Just a minor arrhythmia, no big deal."
"Oh, so we won't use Epinephrine."
"Uhhhh I think it's OK, they've always used it before."
"No, we don't like to use it if there are heart problems, just in case. It'll be fine, the anaesthetic just wears off a bit faster."
I already burn through Novocaine in record time. This was my first tip-off that things were not going to go as planned. The next tip-off came when I said,
"It probably says this in my chart, but apparently there are two common nerve branchings that most people have, and I have the less common of the two."
She was holding up her giant needle of Epinephrine-free Novocaine. I've never had a dentist pause at this, most of them just go "oh" and proceed to shoot me up in the appropriate location for my numbing needs. This one, though, seemed not to know exactly what to do.
"Hmmmmm. Well, I think that usually only affects the back teeth."
She then injected me in five spots, and started poking about in my mouth, examining the areas she was about to drill out. She started picking at my eyeteeth, and decided she wanted to fill in these divots in the front, to make them prettier, since I was there at her mercy anyway.
The rest is sort of a blur of horror, and I can't recount it in perfect sequence, so I'll just give the general idea:
Those divots were my undoing. She filled one, decided it was the wrong color, drilled it out and filled it again with a more translucent color. She finished the second one and started working on my lower pitting, and I announced that I was NOT AT ALL NUMB in that tooth, so she gave me three more shots and started working on my upper. Unfortunately, by then the anaesthetic had worn off in the upper, so she gave me four more shots and went back to the lower. Not numb. NOT NUMB. She gave me FIVE MORE SHOTS and went away for a while. Finally, I had lost sensation in part of my tongue, so she finished filling the pits and turned her attention to the upper.
For some reason, she wasn't satisfied with it, so she DRILLED IT OUT and refilled part of it. There was some sort of metal device that went around the tooth and she had a terrible time with it. So did I. There was blood. More shots were needed. The hygienist kept thinking my gums were numb, and her air-sucky-tool was poking me until I complained about it, which is difficult to do with two people jamming shit in your mouth. Eventually the fillings were all done, and THEN it took an absurdly long time for the dentist to grind them down to the correct shape and polish them... she'd grind a little, and then assume she was done and start taking off her gloves without even asking if it felt right yet! I had to stop her twice to get her to finish my fucking teeth.
Eventually I was done and I got to stagger home and cry because my jaw was in so much pain that it hurt to eat yogurt. And then I had the worst Novocaine hangover for the rest of the day. My face still hurts. I don't know how many injections I had altogether, but it was TOO FUCKING MANY. I am going to a different dentist next time and I am not telling them that I have an arrhythmia.
Gah, I was supposed to go into the dentist today for emergency filling...
but I slept in and they don't take emergencies past a certain time :x
Oh, ow! That's no good...
I have an appointment Friday to see a dentist. I have a wisdom tooth that sometimes gets all hurty and swolen around the gum. I've notice more and more sinus problems on that side recently over the last year.
Just this last week I had another flare-up, and it started affecting my jaw! It got to the point that I couldn't open my mouth all the way. It's normal now. No swelling or pain, jaw normal, but it's clearly time to take care of business. :sad:
voila! my car
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can't see the broken windshield really because of the glare, but you can see my mirror sitting on my dash in front of the airbag. hood scrunched up, bumper fucked up, radiator crushed, and god knows what else.
:sad:
Glad you were not hurt, sucks about the car though.
from the side...
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Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 26, 2009, 09:21:48 PM
voila! my car
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3576/photo022609001.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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:mittens:
If you're going to crash, you may as well do some proper damage. Otherwise people might think you weren't
trying.
HELL YEAH! Just looked at the engine, and I fuuuuucked it up. The bumper is bent back (under the plastic) and is almost in HALF!
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
I DON'T HATE YOU I LOVE U COME RUN AWAY TO SEATTLE WITH ME
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 26, 2009, 11:40:50 PM
I DON'T HATE YOU I LOVE U COME RUN AWAY TO SEATTLE WITH ME
I just might.
Two more days, just two more days. Granted, we'll probably get hit with a comet or something on the 28th.
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
It's been about a year since I had my last one. I wish there was a pill that made them instantly go away. :sad:
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
I already have 2 recommendations for non-shitty dentists. :)
Is Klingensmith one of them?
(Lol, Klingensmith)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 01:27:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
It's been about a year since I had my last one. I wish there was a pill that made them instantly go away. :sad:
There isn't a whole lot you can do with social anxiety until you like the feeling of being gone on Zoloft all day. I don't agree with psychiatric drugs, so oh well. I've been on the verge of crying since about noon for no reason other than occasional fleeting thoughts that people don't like me and are ignoring me or snapping at me, even though they aren't and I KNOW they aren't. I wanted to go to the gym today and then decided against it for obvious reasons, other than the fact my heart racing all damn day has made me fucking exhausted. I'm lucky I didn't have a bad asthma attack with it. That's happened before.
I've actually FORGOTTEN I had social anxiety, because I always thought it was a fucking bullshit diagnosis, and then shit like this happens. I should have known though, which everything that's been going on lately that I was on the verge of collapse. Now I'm scared to work tomorrow AND just got called to work a double.
Richter is right though, I'm home now, I'm in a familiar environment and I'm safe. That's all I need.
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
Anxiety attacks are fucking terrible. I've had my fair share.
:(
I'd recommend submitting to your urge to cry and allowing yourself to work through the grieving process.
"Adagio for Strings" by Samuel Barber may help with this.
Remember to keep the locus of your breathing in your stomach. When I've had bad anxiety attacks, I've noticed my breathing being centered in my upper chest.
I hope you have access to some sort of professional that you can assist you with this type of thing.
Pope D- you fucked that car up but good. nice work!!
Suu- i like you. i think you're super cool :)
Quote from: Anomalous on February 27, 2009, 02:10:13 AM
I hope you have access to some sort of professional that you can assist you with this type of thing.
Nope. No insurance, and no spare cash for a shrink. I could die tomorrow and Herbert would be fucked with my expenses.
...Oooh, if it wasn't such a bad idea, I'd kill myself out of spite. Bwhahaha.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:21:07 AM
Pope D- you fucked that car up but good. nice work!!
Suu- i like you. i think you're super cool :)
Aww, I like you too, Squid!
Quote from: Suu on February 27, 2009, 01:47:22 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 01:27:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
It's been about a year since I had my last one. I wish there was a pill that made them instantly go away. :sad:
There isn't a whole lot you can do with social anxiety until you like the feeling of being gone on Zoloft all day. I don't agree with psychiatric drugs, so oh well. I've been on the verge of crying since about noon for no reason other than occasional fleeting thoughts that people don't like me and are ignoring me or snapping at me, even though they aren't and I KNOW they aren't. I wanted to go to the gym today and then decided against it for obvious reasons, other than the fact my heart racing all damn day has made me fucking exhausted. I'm lucky I didn't have a bad asthma attack with it. That's happened before.
I've actually FORGOTTEN I had social anxiety, because I always thought it was a fucking bullshit diagnosis, and then shit like this happens. I should have known though, which everything that's been going on lately that I was on the verge of collapse. Now I'm scared to work tomorrow AND just got called to work a double.
Richter is right though, I'm home now, I'm in a familiar environment and I'm safe. That's all I need.
I like you. :)
Quote from: Suu on February 27, 2009, 01:47:22 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 01:27:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
It's been about a year since I had my last one. I wish there was a pill that made them instantly go away. :sad:
There isn't a whole lot you can do with social anxiety until you like the feeling of being gone on Zoloft all day. I don't agree with psychiatric drugs, so oh well. I've been on the verge of crying since about noon for no reason other than occasional fleeting thoughts that people don't like me and are ignoring me or snapping at me, even though they aren't and I KNOW they aren't. I wanted to go to the gym today and then decided against it for obvious reasons, other than the fact my heart racing all damn day has made me fucking exhausted. I'm lucky I didn't have a bad asthma attack with it. That's happened before.
I've actually FORGOTTEN I had social anxiety, because I always thought it was a fucking bullshit diagnosis, and then shit like this happens. I should have known though, which everything that's been going on lately that I was on the verge of collapse. Now I'm scared to work tomorrow AND just got called to work a double.
Richter is right though, I'm home now, I'm in a familiar environment and I'm safe. That's all I need.
I didn't even fully realize that was I susceptiable to anxiety attacks until I was weening myself off of Celexa. I tried to go cold turkey and ended curled in a ball in my tiny bathroom for most of the night. Worst experience ever. I've only had a handful of them over my life (before that and after) and I wouldn't wish them on anyone. I'd rather break a bone than have another anxiety attack.
Summary of Rumckle's Feb, because he needs to whine to someone:
Father and stepmother breaking up, I don't live there anymore, but still a pain in the ass. (this following my step mother hitting my father over the head with a wine bottle, but that was in January)
The Gov't telling me that I probably won't be getting study allowance this year, but I should apply anyway, despite the fact that last year they told me I won't even need to reapply.
My new computer being 3 weeks late (so far) and they didn't even have the parts I wanted in the first place.
Getting punched in the face a couple of times on Wednesday night.
And to top it off, the best Birthday present ever:
being told that my father has prostate cancer.
sigh, FUCK FEBRUARY
Also suu, despite the fact we haven't met, you seem very likeable
Did I mention I talked to my grandfather on Tuesday while I was at work (mom called me) and he didn't even know who I was because he was so doped up on painkillers and meds?
Yep.
I'm going to fucking lose it tomorrow in that place, for no reason.
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 26, 2009, 11:40:50 PM
I DON'T HATE YOU I LOVE U COME RUN AWAY TO SEATTLE WITH ME
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:21:07 AM
Suu- i like you. i think you're super cool :)
Quote from: Suu on February 27, 2009, 02:21:58 AM
Aww, I like you too, Squid!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2009, 02:22:14 AM
I like you. :)
Quote from: Vene on February 27, 2009, 02:23:25 AM
This.
AW! GROUP HUG TIME!!!
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 02:23:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 27, 2009, 01:47:22 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 01:27:51 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
It's been about a year since I had my last one. I wish there was a pill that made them instantly go away. :sad:
There isn't a whole lot you can do with social anxiety until you like the feeling of being gone on Zoloft all day. I don't agree with psychiatric drugs, so oh well. I've been on the verge of crying since about noon for no reason other than occasional fleeting thoughts that people don't like me and are ignoring me or snapping at me, even though they aren't and I KNOW they aren't. I wanted to go to the gym today and then decided against it for obvious reasons, other than the fact my heart racing all damn day has made me fucking exhausted. I'm lucky I didn't have a bad asthma attack with it. That's happened before.
I've actually FORGOTTEN I had social anxiety, because I always thought it was a fucking bullshit diagnosis, and then shit like this happens. I should have known though, which everything that's been going on lately that I was on the verge of collapse. Now I'm scared to work tomorrow AND just got called to work a double.
Richter is right though, I'm home now, I'm in a familiar environment and I'm safe. That's all I need.
I didn't even fully realize that was I susceptiable to anxiety attacks until I was weening myself off of Celexa. I tried to go cold turkey and ended curled in a ball in my tiny bathroom for most of the night. Worst experience ever. I've only had a handful of them over my life (before that and after) and I wouldn't wish them on anyone. I'd rather break a bone than have another anxiety attack.
No, they're fucking awful. Especially when you're 5 tables deep into the lunch rush and trying not to punch the bartender for being a dickhead.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 02:27:35 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 26, 2009, 11:40:50 PM
I DON'T HATE YOU I LOVE U COME RUN AWAY TO SEATTLE WITH ME
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:21:07 AM
Suu- i like you. i think you're super cool :)
Quote from: Suu on February 27, 2009, 02:21:58 AM
Aww, I like you too, Squid!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2009, 02:22:14 AM
I like you. :)
Quote from: Vene on February 27, 2009, 02:23:25 AM
This.
AW! GROUP HUG TIME!!!
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i just sicked up in my mouth.
worst advice ever- Suu- hit him. he probably deserves it. if he's 2/3 of a woman then he definitely deserves it
I approve of Iason abuse.
no no i meant the bartender
they're usually douche bags anyway.
at least the ones here are.
Well I think he actually caused it.
I got into work and started on the opening sidework, asked him if he needed iced tea and he went, "Why are you asking me this? It's part of your JOB."
Me: "Yes, and I'm asking you if you need one pitcher or two."
Him: "Do what you always do!"
Me: "Answer my damn question and don't snap at me please."
Him: "I'm not the one snapping!"
*I walk away coolly to brew the iced tea*
Other server to the bartender: "Damnit, stop being a fucking dickhead."
About an hour or so later he hasn't spoken 2 words to me, and when I put in a drink order he slams the glass in front of me, and then I froze before I could retort and it was downhill from there. Everything went inside instead of exploding outward for the sake of the people in the restaurant and my heart went into overdrive. So I basically maintained what little composure I had even though a table commented that my voice sounded shaky, which I covered saying I had a tickle in my throat and "went off to get a drink" when I really went into the kitchen and nearly lost it. If it wasn't for the sous-chef grabbing me and holding me for a few seconds I think it would have been a lot worse. I guess he saw it before I could totally lose it.
I couldn't talk, I couldn't function, I got my drink of water and he just ran around the line and held me, telling me to calm down.
It wasn't even that busy. It takes me like 7-8 tables before I'm weeded. :sad:
Best friend/secretcrush is leaving
:cry:
Couple of days ago.
Took Ambien. Went to sleep.
Got up in the middle of the night at some point, apparently took more Ambien. Came to in the middle of the morning meeting at work. Not sure about anything that happened in between.
TGRR,
Built in autopilot.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:41:21 AM
no no i meant the bartender
they're usually douche bags anyway.
at least the ones here are.
Can we abuse him anyway?
Suu- if he pulls that shit with you again pull a bottle of pamprin out of your pocket and slam it on the bar in front of him then walk away.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:59:18 AM
Suu- if he pulls that shit with you again pull a bottle of pamprin out of your pocket and slam it on the bar in front of him then walk away.
:mittens:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 02:27:35 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on February 26, 2009, 11:40:50 PM
I DON'T HATE YOU I LOVE U COME RUN AWAY TO SEATTLE WITH ME
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:21:07 AM
Suu- i like you. i think you're super cool :)
Quote from: Suu on February 27, 2009, 02:21:58 AM
Aww, I like you too, Squid!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 27, 2009, 02:22:14 AM
I like you. :)
Quote from: Vene on February 27, 2009, 02:23:25 AM
This.
AW! GROUP HUG TIME!!!
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Awwww! I missed it. Suu I like you too!!!
Sorry about the shitty shift. In this business all it takes is ONE jerk to ruin the whole thing. Like it's not enough to have to take shit from the guests, you also have to deal with asshole bartenders, or over worked chefs. It's not so bad when everyone keeps their cool though.
Well in the past month our head chef and pastry chef walked out, leaving the place to be run by sous-chefs and a couple of Johnson and Wales kids and the owners...who don't know what they're doing despite the fact that they're awesome people. I've volunteered to jump on the line as well since I have previous cooking experience as well. We've also had a shitty business slump and it's just now starting to come back. Last week was great, this one isn't so much because of Ash Wednesday, and it's always pretty hit-or-miss.
Fact of the matter is this particular bartender is fed up with the bullshit and decided that he just isn't going to be very nice anymore, and also slacks on his work a good deal, and it's starting to piss us all off. Working in a restaurant is too much of a team environment to be doing that shit, especially in one as small as mine where we have 2 servers, 2 cooks, and one bartender on per shift except for Fridays and Saturdays, THAT'S IT. It's not very wise. IMO.
I mean, I got too much other shit in my life right now between my grandfather dying and my separation/impending divorce and figuring out where I'm move to to deal with petty job drama. I half expect to go in tomorrow and deal with rumors that me and Showtime (the sous-chef who was nice enough to give me the hug when I needed it) are having an affair when he's got a baby due any day with his GF. :x Juvenile shit.
:sad:
I hope this helps.
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ODIN!
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/odin.JPG)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/odincoffee.jpg)
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
I don't hate you, I think you're AWESOME.
Quote from: Anomalous on February 27, 2009, 01:44:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
I already have 2 recommendations for non-shitty dentists. :)
Is Klingensmith one of them?
(Lol, Klingensmith)
I don't think so... though I don't have a name for the second one yet. The first one is Jill Price.
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 02:59:18 AM
Suu- if he pulls that shit with you again pull a bottle of pamprin out of your pocket and slam it on the bar in front of him then walk away.
THIS.
Not to threadjack or anything, but I've always loved Norse mythology...I was raised on that shit (I made my dad tell the story of Baldur so many goddamn times).
Also, Richter's new avatar needs to have a fight with TTM's.
That was my Odin coffee. I made McDonalds give me an extra shot of flavor and sugar that day. So I wrote ODIN! on the cup and made Richter take a pic of it.
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PMeveryone obviously fucking hates me.
hey baby, you know you'll always be my future ex-wife ;-)
*hug*
One of my best friends is so ill she nearly had to go to hospital. Again.
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 27, 2009, 12:10:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PMeveryone obviously fucking hates me.
hey baby, you know you'll always be my future ex-wife ;-)
*hug*
Oh heeeeyyy...how YOU doin'? Now that I'm getting divorced I can come marry you now. YAY!
Day after tomorrow, guys! Day after tomorrow.
Stay frosty people....
y'know, I'm not a superstitious man, but I'm nonetheless forced to wonder if things might have gone better for me if I had just gotten it over with instead of trying to hold out and then having everything come crashing down and go HORRIBLY WRONG right here at the end.
ECH,
pretty well fucked
uh oh?
So, um, a black cat just walked past my office. I'm screwed aren't I?
(http://www.geocities.com/dobo21/h-bomb.jpg)
I've lasted this long, I'm sure I can outlast tomorrow as well. People around me, on the other hand....I think they're suffering from the fallout of my karma shield.
Then again, if we want to get really twisted, then watching people around me suffer while I don't, and yet cannot help, is a form of February shittiness.
My favourite uncle just died. February got me in the end.
Quote from: Cain on February 27, 2009, 06:18:44 PM
I've lasted this long, I'm sure I can outlast tomorrow as well. People around me, on the other hand....I think they're suffering from the fallout of my karma shield.
Then again, if we want to get really twisted, then watching people around me suffer while I don't, and yet cannot help, is a form of February shittiness.
Then we do what we can. Even if it's just keeping moving and supportive until you see a palce you can do some good.
This is life, if you don't like, you know the alternative.
Amor fati.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
My favourite uncle just died. February got me in the end.
Fuck, sorry to hear dude...
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
My favourite uncle just died. February got me in the end.
...Fuck :x
:sad:
dude.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
My favourite uncle just died. February got me in the end.
:sad:
You have my condolances Hoop. I've been pretty lucky on that for a while. No recent deaths in my family, but my folks both come from large families, and they're all getting up in years. So I know there's plenty of grief to come in the next (hopefully) several, several years.
My trip to the dentist didn't go as bad as I had feared. I have an abscess, but not too bad of one. It comes out on Wednesday.
I'm also getting a "deep cleaning" meaning below the gumline. That sounds like fun. :|
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
I'm late with this, but I like you too, Suu. May not matter much, but it's true. Hope today is better for you.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
My favourite uncle just died. February got me in the end.
Oh shit, Hoops, I'm sorry. :(
fuck fuck fuck. it seems like he killed himself.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
fuck fuck fuck. it seems like he killed himself.
:cry: I am so sorry to hear that. :cry: I wish you well. Man, that sucks.
sorry for laying this on you guys but i am a little freaked at the moment and i am photoshopping twats at work - something has to give. i just needed to say it, if only on a forum.
:( :( :(
Do what you gotta, man.
Fuck, Hoops. Sorry to hear that, man.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
fuck fuck fuck. it seems like he killed himself.
:x That SUCKS.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
sorry for laying this on you guys but i am a little freaked at the moment and i am photoshopping twats at work - something has to give. i just needed to say it, if only on a forum.
Is cool. Drop a line if you feel like a chat / vent at a random schmoe.
thanks richter. thanks everyone.
Sorry for the loss Hoopla :sad:
My condolences, Hoopla.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
i just needed to say it, if only on a forum.
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Quote from: Vene on February 27, 2009, 08:57:57 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
i just needed to say it, if only on a forum.
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^
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from me too
Fuck, I'm so sorry to hear it too Hoop.
Quote from: Jenne on February 27, 2009, 07:19:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
I'm late with this, but I like you too, Suu. May not matter much, but it's true. Hope today is better for you.
Judging from her Facebook status messages, it isn't.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
fuck fuck fuck. it seems like he killed himself.
Sorry to hear that, Hoops. :(
FUCK YOU, FEBRUARY!!! :argh!:
FUCK! Sorry to hear that Hoops. :sad:
here is a basket of kittens to help cheer you up
(http://www.maplewindsfarm.com/images/basket%20of%20kittens.jpg)
Damn, Hoops, just damn, really sorry to hear that.
:sad:
wow.
i'm really bad with this stuff so i'll... just...
here
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 27, 2009, 10:35:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 27, 2009, 07:19:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2009, 11:31:06 PM
I had my first anxiety attack in 10 years today.
I'm STILL not right. My brain feels fucked up and I just want to cry now because everyone obviously fucking hates me.
I'm late with this, but I like you too, Suu. May not matter much, but it's true. Hope today is better for you.
Judging from her Facebook status messages, it isn't.
:x
$175 dollars later, however...
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:50:53 PM
fuck fuck fuck. it seems like he killed himself.
Sorry to hear that, Hoops. :(
FUCK YOU, FEBRUARY!!! :argh!:
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Sorry to hear, Hoopla.
ONE MORE FUCKING DAY, CHRIST. FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER FUCKING GOD WANTS TO LISTEN, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT HAVE MY GRANDFATHER DIE TOMORROW.
February 28th is also the day that Herbert's father died 4 years ago. God, I can't believe it's already been 4 years...
One day more!
Another day, another destiny.
This never-ending road to Calvary;
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely come a second time.
One day more!
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on February 27, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
sorry for laying this on you guys but i am a little freaked at the moment and i am photoshopping twats at work - something has to give. i just needed to say it, if only on a forum.
Damn. Sorry to hear that.
Oh shit, I read that and didn't have time to say anything. That sucks, Hoopla. :(
It's the last day, you guys. Let's make it through with no injuries, fires, deaths, evictions, or natural disasters.
We can do this.
Quote from: Nigel on February 28, 2009, 06:32:03 PM
It's the last day, you guys. Let's make it through with no injuries, fires, deaths, evictions, or natural disasters.
We can do this.
I'm going offroading in the Catalinas in an hour. :lulz:
TGRR,
Got no brain, got no sense.
:sad:
I'm sorry, Hoopla. I hope you're okay, considering.
10 hours, just 10 more hours.
damn hoopla, that sucks. sorry for your loss man.
over here, Feb only lasts one hour fourty minutes anymore ..
My sewing machine is against me. It won't sew the chiffon for my Turkish garb.
FOUR YEARS OR RESEARCH AND $100s ON FABRIC AND SUPPLIES AND IT DOES THIS NOW?!
I bought some emergency linen, I have to go wash it in super-hot water and dry in in super-hot heat to get it to soften up though. FUCK. I don't HAVE TIME FOR THIS. THIS HAS TO BE DONE IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Damn, I missed the last half of this thread while stressing about not failing all my classes this term.
Also.... Damn, that sucks, Hoops. Condolences.
Britspags only got 1 hour 50 left.
C'mooon!!
The Borderline Simpleton,
WILL be counting down.
Hoops,
Sorry to hear of your loss :sad:
I don't know what is up with this month.
Emergency linen is laundered and softened. Now I hope it didn't shrink too much to use.
YYYYEEEESSS!!!
BRITSPAGS ARE THROUGH! HOME AND DRY! SAFE AND SOUND IN THE GLORIOUS MONTH OF MARCH!
:D
i hadnt noticed yet, but februari is GONE already for TWO HOURS NOW
which means only like four hours to go for you america spags! HANG INTHERE PEEDEEPEEPS
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2009, 01:14:23 AM
i hadnt noticed yet, but februari is GONE already for TWO HOURS NOW
which means only like four hours to go for you america spags! HANG INTHERE PEEDEEPEEPS
Only for us in the Eastern Time Zone. Spags on the west side of the country have a few additional hours to go.
YEP! It's now March in Europe. You Americans have to hold out a few more hours befo................SHIT! What the FUCK IS THAT?
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28 days, 28 pages
: :tinfoilhat:
I, for one, am going to sit here with no music, waiting for Bad Shit.
Felix,
Not superstitious, just being careful.
FEBRUARI IS GONE
I
AM
..
INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Eurospags. :argh!:
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2009, 01:39:19 AM
FEBRUARI IS GONE
I
AM
..
INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cue explosion of freon tanks*
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2009, 01:39:19 AM
FEBRUARI IS GONE
I
AM
..
INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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13 hours in and march is seeming better than february
3 and a half hours until February is gone over here.
I have made it through thus far with my life intact, although we did have to take in my aunt after her store went out of business. Fortunately, everyone in our extended family likes each other.
Still goin' here...
We're due for a snowstorm tomorrow. Fucking March! :argh!: In like a lion and out like a lamb.
Paul Harvey: Dead
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=6982226&page=1
:argh!: Fuck you, February!
Four hours and forty-three minutes to go... I think we can do it!
Today I verified my radiator is leaking.
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 03:36:37 AM
Today I verified my radiator is leaking.
At least it's not your bladder.
Less than an hour of February left. So damn close.
Quote from: Nigel on March 01, 2009, 03:45:15 AM
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 03:36:37 AM
Today I verified my radiator is leaking.
At least it's not your bladder.
True... cars are easier to replace.
Need new tires now. :argh!:
TGRR,
2.5 hours to midnight, too. GODDAMMIT.
WOOO IT'S ALMOST OVAR!
I get to go car shopping tomorrow, hope it's a sign that March will be way better than feb!
HALF HOUR
Fuck yes, do you know what day it is? That's right, it's motherfucking March 1!
:hammer:
2 hours left for me.
IT'S OVER!
I still have two hours and 35 minutes
I'm finishing february in the foulest fucking mood. Seems appropriate.
Only 20 minutes to go!
:sotw:
An hour and 54 minutes.
Happy to report that Central time zone still exists.
Hoo-ray.
I just watched the most awful animated reproduction of Soul Music. And that's my favorite Pratchett book, because it was my first one. :sad:
It's also the best one.
Except for the ones involving Vimes cause he's Pratchett's best character.
Quote from: GERMAN BREAST MACHINE on March 01, 2009, 06:58:55 AM
It's also the best one.
It's got a lot going for it. Big emotions and ideas, rock music, and romance. I have to say Hat Full Of Sky is about equal though.
Quote from: GERMAN BREAST MACHINE on March 01, 2009, 06:59:41 AM
Except for the ones involving Vimes cause he's Pratchett's best character.
I'm more of an Esme fan, myself.
I made it.
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 07:16:43 AM
I made it.
You're the craphound responsible for the Soul Music cartoon?
No, I made it through Febuary. Even have a job for March.
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 07:23:18 AM
No, I made it through Febuary. Even have a job for March.
Oh. Er, brilliant. I've still got half an hour to go.
I think I've got shin splints...
Holy shit, 2 minutes left...NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN THAT SPACE OF TIME!
OH MY GOD IT'S OVER YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Quote from: Zenpeanut on March 01, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
Holy shit, 2 minutes left...NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN THAT SPACE OF TIME!
Bets on this being the last thing we hear from Zenpeanut?
OSHI! IT SNOWED!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BESTEST MARCH EVAR!!!
I just found out that my friend who broke his spine in a terrible accident last fall actually managed to pick something up a week ago after being totally paralyzed for months. Yay.
dude that's pretty awesome :)
Quote from: Requia on March 01, 2009, 08:03:51 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on March 01, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
Holy shit, 2 minutes left...NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN THAT SPACE OF TIME!
Bets on this being the last thing we hear from Zenpeanut?
Not touching that money.
I WENT CAR SHOPPING! HAPPY MARCH EVERYONE!
My sister got a new car too!
FUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
Ford?
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
When it comes to driving (and drinking), I prefer imports. It's shit like this.
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
Nuff Said (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQnVbYaaIY8)
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
:lulz:
Not laughing at your predicament, but that last line is fucking gold.
Good luck with your car! Might I recommend a Volvo 740, if you need to replace it? Ugliest car in the universe (besides a PT Cruiser) but will run forever, fuel efficient, and parts are cheap.
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PMFUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS
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(if that was nsfw, sorry, but it's significantly less funny if linked and it's not even real and you can hardly see what's going on from a distance anyway)
He looks exhausted.
:horrormirth:
Also, is that what they mean when they talk about drag on a car?
I wonder if he's a muff-ler diver?
"Oh, what a feeling!"
Okay, I'm done. But, for the record, I have more. :evil:
"Where we're going, we don't need tailpipes."
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Quote from: Squid-diddle on March 02, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.
FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
Ford?
FOUND. ON. ROAD. DEAD. OR FIX. OR. REPAIR. DAILY. :D
I'm racist against American cars (with the exception of trucks), so the two that have not been cut from my list are foreign. Right now it's between a Black Suzuki sx4 crossover thing, that gets good-ish gas mileage, drives well, but has a sound system that drives my ears into fits of RAAAAAAGE. And a red/black Smart Car "ForTwo Pure" that drives well for a car of it's size, did well in safety, better gas mileage, cute as hell, more space that you could imagine would fit in there, but no radio/stereo, and is about 3k more than the Suzuki.
I kinda like the Smart Car better, but I'm still not sure.
Fucked Often, Rarely Driven
Fucking Order Replacement Drivetrain
Failed to Operate, Return to Dealer
NO RADIO?
THATS HORRIBLE
Fucked Over Redone Dodge
When I was a lad it was referred to as:
Found On Russian Dump
actually, my car is a Pontiac.
We all know the acronym for that one, but I'm not poor enough to confuse it for a Caddy.
BUMP.
You know, for remembrance.
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2010, 10:04:17 PM
BUMP.
You know, for remembrance.
This February isn't shaping up to well, either.
No, this month scares the shit out of me.
I seriously feel like I'm mentally scarred for life from last year.
:omg:
EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! FEBRUARY IS BACK TO TAKE REVENGE!!!!
FUCK THAT SHIT, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP MY HOUSE IS NOT GOING TO BURN AGAIN
AND I WAS CELEBRATING AS I POSTED IN THE OTHER THREAD HOW WELL EVERYTHING CAME BACK TOGETHER AFTER A FUCKING YEAR OF GETTING EVERYTHING BACK ON TRACK
AND NOW STOP FUCKING WHINING YOU FUCKS
THAT IS ALL
no really just because last year by coincidence lots of bad shit happened to people on this board doesn;t mean it;ll happen every year AND REALLY I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT :evilmad:
Tell us how you really feel, Zip. :)
that's.. pretty much how I feel?
well in addition I am a littlebit annoyed at myself for forgetting to buy a bunch of flowers when I went to the supermarket this evening. cause the gf likes flowers and this is a good occasion.
and just I much rather hear "wow remember all that horrible shit that happened is now a year behind us" than "OMG ITS HAPPENING AGAIN" right at the start of the month already.
hm I just realized that the real point of "wow remember" will of course for most people be a bit further up in the month. I was one of the first to get hit by the Februari of '09.
Christ, sorry to hit a nerve.
I was backed back into a parking spot to let these old ladies drive past, and one of them gave me the finger.
Minor, but it pissed me off.
Quote from: Remington on February 02, 2010, 11:16:21 PM
I was backed back into a parking spot to let these old ladies drive past, and one of them gave me the finger.
Minor, but it pissed me off.
Are you kidding me? Little old ladies giving the bird is hysterical.
I am going to go directly back into my studio right now and make so many beads that I can send everyone a box of candy.
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 02, 2010, 11:37:44 PM
I am going to go directly back into my studio right now and make so many beads that I can send everyone a box of candy.
That reminds me, I need to buy Valentines.
All right. I have this to say about February: The fuking real estate agent my friend recommended is an idiot. She couldn't get my name right even after I sent her an email from my regular account, which has both my first and last names IN THE ADDRESS. And she is supposed to be here RIGHT FUCKING NOW, and I have been wasting my time waiting for her for the last 20 minutes instead of in my studio making beads, which I desperately need to be doing as I have spent so much time working on the project for the February show. Fuck her, I'm not waiting any longer, I don't have time for this bullshit.
Although this is clearly the fault of the real estate agent and not the month, I am going to blame the month anyway, to make Suu feel better.
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 02, 2010, 11:48:44 PM
All right. I have this to say about February: The fuking real estate agent my friend recommended is an idiot. She couldn't get my name right even after I sent her an email from my regular account, which has both my first and last names IN THE ADDRESS. And she is supposed to be here RIGHT FUCKING NOW, and I have been wasting my time waiting for her for the last 20 minutes instead of in my studio making beads, which I desperately need to be doing as I have spent so much time working on the project for the February show. Fuck her, I'm not waiting any longer, I don't have time for this bullshit.
Although this is clearly the fault of the real estate agent and not the month, I am going to blame the month anyway, to make Suu feel better.
I appreciate the thought. :D
Quote from: Remington on February 02, 2010, 11:16:21 PM
I was backed back into a parking spot to let these old ladies drive past, and one of them gave me the finger.
Minor, but it pissed me off.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Times like this I wish I could be a sweet little old lady
My february last year was pretty damn good.
This february is turning out pretty dandy too.
Wow, I feel pretty good getting that all out!
Thanks guys!
:)
Sucks to be you :( I can't even remember what happened last feb
Nah, doesn't really suck that bad. I seriously have good memories of last february.
Sure, I think I had a hangnail at some point, maybe even had some sand blown into my shorts, absolutely positive I had to do my taxes....
But all in all, I was, and still am, pretty happy.
Last February, I was realizing that I do not get on well with other people's children, especially if it's full time and permanent seeming. :sad:
Mistress Freeky,
Still cringing in horror.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Last February, I was realizing that I do not get on well with other people's children, especially if it's full time and permanent seeming. :sad:
Mistress Freeky,
Still cringing in horror.
They aren't bad kids, Freeky. They're just
someone else's kids. For a pair of boys that age, they're not badly behaved, they just have unlimited energy.
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 02:30:31 AM
Nah, doesn't really suck that bad. I seriously have good memories of last february.
Sure, I think I had a hangnail at some point, maybe even had some sand blown into my shorts, absolutely positive I had to do my taxes....
But all in all, I was, and still am, pretty happy.
I'm sure you will sleep better at night now, knowing that those problems will never happen again :) Getting sand in the pants is once of the worst things ...
Oh wait I think I remember last Feb!
I was working from home at that time .. Aww I miss those hours!
Aye, cheers to being happy :D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 02:39:14 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Last February, I was realizing that I do not get on well with other people's children, especially if it's full time and permanent seeming. :sad:
Mistress Freeky,
Still cringing in horror.
They aren't bad kids, Freeky. They're just someone else's kids. For a pair of boys that age, they're not badly behaved, they just have unlimited energy.
I know they're good boys. I suspect that (on top of being someone else's kids) I wasn't prepared for both a boundless supply of energy AND the ability to talk my ear off.
I would LOVE to find boxes of Sweethearts that say horrible things. :fap:
I hate February. My last couple of days have fucking sucked really really bad.
I forgot to buy a card for my parent's anniversary yesterday.
The anniversary wasn't yesterday, I'm just annoyed because now I have to waste time on it today.
WORST. MONTH. EVER.
I have projects / comissions / aspriations to:
Decorate a drinking horn with brass, possibly scrimshaw. (awaiting the horn itself to begin)
Weaponize a seam ripper (awaiting tool to begin)
Weaponize a pair of gauntlets
Carve a charm for roomie's mother.
Carve up some unique item to start passing around for Cram's ARG / LARP
Repair my guantlets (Blown apart at last tourney.)
Finish / tweak a gorget for Tammy the Hun.
:argh!:
Quote from: Richter on February 03, 2010, 02:01:16 PM
I have projects / comissions / aspriations to:
Decorate a drinking horn with brass, possibly scrimshaw. (awaiting the horn itself to begin)
Weaponize a seam ripper (awaiting tool to begin)
Weaponize a pair of gauntlets
Carve a charm for roomie's mother.
Carve up some unique item to start passing around for Cram's ARG / LARP
Repair my guantlets (Blown apart at last tourney.)
Finish / tweak a gorget for Tammy the Hun.
:argh!:
My project can wait, and may have changes. Don't get too carried away yet. In fact, don't get carried away until you have the money order in your grubby mitts (that will signal that I'm done dicking around with it).
:argh!: Dammit! I can't think of anything adverse to post. My February has come off without a hitch.
Except my crew has apparently caught a case of SS.
Well blow me down...it's FireWillow. :lulz:
Also, January sucked pretty fucking bad (miscarrying triplets...there's one for the annals), so really, not sure that February could compete...but I'm not willing to test, so
FUCK FEBRUARY IN ITS GROUNDHOG'S ASS...TWICE
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 04:47:45 PM
Well blow me down...it's FireWillow. :lulz:
The one and only...(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc38/firewillow13/bow.gif)
Surprised? :D :lol:
Quote from: FireWillow on February 03, 2010, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 04:47:45 PM
Well blow me down...it's FireWillow. :lulz:
The one and only...(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc38/firewillow13/bow.gif)
Surprised? :D :lol:
No, I read up before I commented.
Jenne,
Comes prepared.
Bump.
2 years ago, my husband asked for a divorce.
This Saturday, February 5th, I'm reclaiming all that is mine.
In the meantime, half the nation is fucking frozen, which delayed me already moving by a week, and is wreaking havoc across Tucson.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride, spags.
Road of Bones, Suu. Road of Bones.
January, yet again, sucked ass, man. I was brokeass broke, got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him), and basically wished the month to holy hell. Started with a suckass New Years if you want to know the truth.
So again, not willing to test February. FUCK YUO, FEBS! In your ARSEHOLE!
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)
Say what now?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 03, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)
Say what now?
Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc. I think he's just going through midlife crisis. Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again. Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers. Yadda Yadda. Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess. Whatever. He can fuck off. Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood. Fucker.
That's kind of a jackhole move.
The kind you get when you forget about what your partner has done for you.
Full disclosure, I have to actively remind myself what Mrs LMNO has brought into my life every so often.
But I know better than to say it before I've thought it through.
...yeah, well...I have no answer to that one, Alphapance. I'm glad you're a great husband, though. I hear less and less of the good ones. Everyone's relationship is jacked up in someway, this I know. But I am watching from a front-row seat as my brother's 14 year marriage bites the big weenie, and truly, I am NOT going down without a fight on this one. Fuck, I've just put in too much to this marriage to just say, Ok, see ya! Uh uh. I'm too old dammit. He got all my good years, my skinny years. :lulz:
And now you get to give him your FABULOUS ASS years.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 03, 2011, 08:54:47 PM
And now you get to give him your FABULOUS ASS years.
:lulz: I got a bike from him for Xmas. :lulz:
I TOLD you he had other wives in Afghanistan.
Also, reading through this whole thread is horrible. Do not do it.
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 08:57:59 PM
I TOLD you he had other wives in Afghanistan.
Also, reading through this whole thread is horrible. Do not do it.
:lulz: NO, that I know he DOES not have. Yet. :lulz:
I should stop. Gallows humor, wut.
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 03, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)
Say what now?
Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc. I think he's just going through midlife crisis. Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again. Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers. Yadda Yadda. Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess. Whatever. He can fuck off. Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood. Fucker.
I'm giving mine his. To hell with him and the whore he's fucking.
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 03, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)
Say what now?
Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc. I think he's just going through midlife crisis. Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again. Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers. Yadda Yadda. Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess. Whatever. He can fuck off. Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood. Fucker.
I'm giving mine his. To hell with him and the whore he's fucking.
That's the boat my brother's in. His wife is dating someone while unemployed and living in his house, sleeping in his bed and not paying rent. So yeah, he told her she needs to go or stop fucking that other guy. SAD. :(
Luna's husband's fuck-thing is known and noted to have Valtrex in her medicine cabinet. She don't want him back.
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:23:08 PM
Luna's husband's fuck-thing is known and noted to have Valtrex in her medicine cabinet. She don't want him back.
Eurgh.
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:23:08 PM
Luna's husband's fuck-thing is known and noted to have Valtrex in her medicine cabinet. She don't want him back.
yeah...that's not a keeper...
No. Thought he was.
My bad.
Long story short, she's been at it a while around the SCA households we associate ourselves with before, has been kicked out once before, and is about to get it done to her again because the king and queen who gave her the boot last time are taking the throne again in April. She found her way back in when she was working with Herbert and used me to make her garb and such while she attempted to wreck our marriage before it was fully doomed. This didn't work so she backed off and picked Luna's husband as her next target and has been working on him now for the past 3 years.
They have no idea the hell that we are about to unleash on them both.
:( Sorry for you all around, Luna. :( I'd say kick her ass, but then you might end up in jail. I dunno, people who prey on others' spouses need to fall face first on a pitchfork or something.
Unfortunately, she's going to get what she wants and move on to destroy another marriage in a few months.
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.
I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.
I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.
Now, SUU. Don't YOU end up in jail.
I won't have to. If things go according to plan, she won't be allowed at war, and neither of them will have their precious jobs anymore. What's that saying? "Don't dip your pen in company ink"?
I personally like "Don't shit where you eat."
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.
I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.
Sources concealed so they may continue to be sources. Given that she's trying to keep this thing covered up like a cat on linoleum, I'm betting she'll wait until after things are at least close to final. (Presumably he has hit her with the, "keep your stupid mouth shut or she's going to take everything but the toothbrush" speech, likely the cause of some of being blocked from her stupid Facebook page.)
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:54:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.
I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.
Sources concealed so they may continue to be sources. Given that she's trying to keep this thing covered up like a cat on linoleum, I'm betting she'll wait until after things are at least close to final. (Presumably he has hit her with the, "keep your stupid mouth shut or she's going to take everything but the toothbrush" speech, likely the cause of some of being blocked from her stupid Facebook page.)
She blocked me too. So something is definitely up. Fortunately, sources can screencap and you can still file for adultery if he doesn't get off his ass to file soon.
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 09:52:02 PM
I personally like "Don't shit where you eat."
Yep, that one too.
What bothers me is that at one point in time I considered this girl a friend. Then I caught onto her shit, and then became warned by numerous people once she came back on the scene to stay away.
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 09:49:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.
I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.
Now, SUU. Don't YOU end up in jail.
Nah, no jail for Suu. Or me. She's not worth it.
Neither is he.
I want the rest of my shit out of the house, and I want to get on with my life.
And if she has dreams of being re-accepted back into the SCA because she attached herself to him, she's got one hell of a rude awakening coming.
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:59:24 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 09:49:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening. She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.
Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.
I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.
Now, SUU. Don't YOU end up in jail.
Nah, no jail for Suu. Or me. She's not worth it.
Neither is he.
I want the rest of my shit out of the house, and I want to get on with my life.
And if she has dreams of being re-accepted back into the SCA because she attached herself to him, she's got one hell of a rude awakening coming.
...Almost everyone in RI is attached to either VDK or Riverkeep somehow. She's not welcome in either household.
Yikes folks, I sincerely hope it all works out for you. I've been through a few phases of questioning my relationships and it's awful even with the comparatively brief ones I've had.
Jenne, it says something to your character that while this is happening you still manage to be one of the sunniest people on the board. :) (Or it says something to how shitty the rest of us are :lol:)
Have I met Luna, or is this one of the innumerable other SCA spags?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 03, 2011, 10:05:59 PM
Yikes folks, I sincerely hope it all works out for you. I've been through a few phases of questioning my relationships and it's awful even with the comparatively brief ones I've had.
Jenne, it says something to your character that while this is happening you still manage to be one of the sunniest people on the board. :) (Or it says something to how shitty the rest of us are :lol:)
Have I met Luna, or is this one of the innumerable other SCA spags?
Lovecraft Walk, I believe.
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Lovecraft Walk, I believe.
All the way back in October!?
May as well have never happened. 8)
Fuck, I think a pipe burst as I was attempting to wash dishes.
Thank you, EoC. :). And Suuuuu!!! Don't float or ice-slide? away!
Februarrrryyyyyy!! :shakesfist:
It's fine. Luna's sink is just twitchy.
In re: the last three pages: :x
I really can't see what angle this Feb is gonna hit me from, if at all. The current plan is to go on with things as if it is a month that isn't so... vicious.
Jenne honey, I'm so sorry he's in dick mode. Look at it this way, if he doesn't come around, you will never have to deal with those in-laws from hell ever again!!!!!!
In all honesty, after last year, this year, even with the fucking weather is a snap! Hell, nobody left to die, nothing left to steal.
I'm actually pretty good!
Plus, Ima be single again!!! WOOT!!! :D
I've been waiting since 2000 for this year!
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 03, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)
Say what now?
Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc. I think he's just going through midlife crisis. Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again. Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers. Yadda Yadda. Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess. Whatever. He can fuck off. Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood. Fucker.
Kick him in the junk.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2011, 10:44:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 03, 2011, 08:34:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)
Say what now?
Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc. I think he's just going through midlife crisis. Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again. Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers. Yadda Yadda. Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess. Whatever. He can fuck off. Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood. Fucker.
Kick him in the junk.
THIS.
The voice of reason.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 03, 2011, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Lovecraft Walk, I believe.
All the way back in October!?
May as well have never happened. 8)
Yep, we've met. At Richter's for Moosemas, too.
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 11:21:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 03, 2011, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Lovecraft Walk, I believe.
All the way back in October!?
May as well have never happened. 8)
Yep, we've met. At Richter's for Moosemas, too.
Okay then I definitely know who you are. I just didn't want to throw any names around because some people are particular about that online, and I wasn't sure if you knew my moniker to match my name. Hi!
I later realized the inappropriate nature of asking your identity in a thread with a bunch of your personal life being talked about. I was actually meaning to match the forum and IRL people earlier but this is the first thread I saw you frequenting.
My GF and I have our week-long trip to Disneyland on the 19th-26th. This thread makes me nervous.
Need to add a class to get my full amount of Fed. aid (which I need to get my books, and have money to eat with). I have a teacher more than willing to sign an add slip. He's only in the building on Wednesdays. We have been snowed out for the last two wednesdays. Add/drop ends tomorrow. FML
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 04, 2011, 01:05:57 AM
Need to add a class to get my full amount of Fed. aid (which I need to get my books, and have money to eat with). I have a teacher more than willing to sign an add slip. He's only in the building on Wednesdays. We have been snowed out for the last two wednesdays. Add/drop ends tomorrow. FML
Email. Office hours. Administration. Something. DO IT.
My father's done with getting his heart fixed, no opening of his chest turned out to be required.
I'd say something snarky but I'm not really willing to tempt fate.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 04, 2011, 02:46:32 AM
My father's done with getting his heart fixed, no opening of his chest turned out to be required.
I'd say something snarky but I'm not really willing to tempt fate.
yeah, that's touchy stuff. Hopefully he'll have a nice smooth recovery.
I have no major crises at this time. :ninja:
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:aaaah:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 03, 2011, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2011, 11:21:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 03, 2011, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Lovecraft Walk, I believe.
All the way back in October!?
May as well have never happened. 8)
Yep, we've met. At Richter's for Moosemas, too.
Okay then I definitely know who you are. I just didn't want to throw any names around because some people are particular about that online, and I wasn't sure if you knew my moniker to match my name. Hi!
I later realized the inappropriate nature of asking your identity in a thread with a bunch of your personal life being talked about. I was actually meaning to match the forum and IRL people earlier but this is the first thread I saw you frequenting.
Thanks, prefer not to have real names flung around to be googled 'til the legal crap is over with. Until that's over and I get the rest of my crap out of the house, I'd prefer not to have him too pissed off at me. Once I have my stuff and my cats, then he can go to hell.
Quote from: Remington on February 04, 2011, 01:02:26 AM
My GF and I have our week-long trip to Disneyland on the 19th-26th. This thread makes me nervous.
Going to Disneyland.
In February.
Oh, yeah. That's kind of like going to Beirut in the middle of summer, with I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WHILE WEARING MY YARMULKE written all over your chest in Arabic.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2011, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 04, 2011, 01:02:26 AM
My GF and I have our week-long trip to Disneyland on the 19th-26th. This thread makes me nervous.
Going to Disneyland.
In February.
Oh, yeah. That's kind of like going to Beirut in the middle of summer, with I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WHILE WEARING MY YARMULKE written all over your chest in Arabic.
Mid-semester break is in February. NO CHOICE.
Will someone give me the point of mid-winter recess? Christmas break, okay. Spring break, fine...but what is this February vacation bullshit in the public schools up north? I never got such a thing in Florida because we knew all the bitchy New Englanders would be down saturating our precious (ice cold) Gulf of Mexico and cooking themselves at Busch Gardens.
Then ya'll wonder why our school years got out a month earlier than you.
Either way, they're looking to get rid of it this year because of of all the snow days, and apparently everyone is completely up it arms over it. Look, you have a fucking choice, if school goes past June 30th because of the snow days, the teacher's union will go on strike, but if you sack winter recess, you stop the teachers, who, last I checked, are an important part of school, from going on FUCKING STRIKE.
THIS IS WHY RHODE ISLAND HAS NO FUCKING MONEY, and in the meantime, I'm in a junior-level history course and have read half of the stuff on the reading list in 12th grade 11 fucking years ago and these local kids haven't even bought the $3 copy of Machiavelli's works that's required yet.
"They don't teach Castiglione's The Courtier anymore..."
Bullshit, I read my first piece of that classic in 10th grade world history in 1997. Good thing Florida schools are so bad and you wouldn't take some of my transfer credits, you motherfuckers. Phew.
Fuck black ice. Fuck states who can't manage to clear all the crap off the roads.
Two years off the end of my life, I swear.
My car is NOT supposed to point that direction on 195.
Quote from: Luna on February 04, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
Fuck black ice. Fuck states who can't manage to clear all the crap off the roads.
Two years off the end of my life, I swear.
My car is NOT supposed to point that direction on 195.
My money is on the Washington Bridge. They still like the new River Bridge too much to let it ice over, yet.
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2011, 01:21:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 04, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
Fuck black ice. Fuck states who can't manage to clear all the crap off the roads.
Two years off the end of my life, I swear.
My car is NOT supposed to point that direction on 195.
My money is on the Washington Bridge. They still like the new River Bridge too much to let it ice over, yet.
Not on a bridge, I do not trust bridges on principle. Nope, middle of 195 where I wasn't suspecting it'd be. No damage to anything but my nerves (and maybe those around me).
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
IT'S GOING TO FUCKING SNOW AND RAIN AGAIN TOMORROW.
WHEN I'M FUCKING MOVING.
IF PEOPLE PUSS OUT, I WILL FIND THEM AND KILL THEM ALL.
Suu, we have the week off in Feb because people would take that Presidents' Bday holiday and make two four-day weekends out of it. So finally the school district said, FUCK IT, you fuckers can go back to school in late August and we'll give you the whole damned week in February off.
That's how that shit happened here.
...Wait, you guys still get Lincoln's Birthday AND President's Day off?
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
...Wait, you guys still get Lincoln's Birthday AND President's Day off?
Used to be Lincoln's Birthday and Washington's Birthday. Most places have combined the two into President's Day.
Quote from: Luna on February 04, 2011, 05:25:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
...Wait, you guys still get Lincoln's Birthday AND President's Day off?
Used to be Lincoln's Birthday and Washington's Birthday. Most places have combined the two into President's Day.
THIS. So now we get the week instead of two 3-day weekends.
Whatever happened to Idem?
YARGANARGANARG.
/
:crankey:
So, I've finally been proofing the "30 Days of Eris" collection from last year. And the document has been crashing the last few times I've tried to access it.
I should have known better than to work on this during February. I swear, if the document is corrupted, I'm gonna kill someone.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2011, 05:54:32 PM
Whatever happened to Idem?
Haven't seen him on the board.. he still hangs out in #discord though.
Feeling a little woozy this morning, got to work, felt even worse, went home, feel terrible.
February rhinovirus. Fucker.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 07, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
Feeling a little woozy this morning, got to work, felt even worse, went home, feel terrible.
February rhinovirus. Fucker.
That's just the sin coming out.
My February has been fine so far. Again.
Of course, all that may change once my letter of sarcastic righteousness is delivered at the DWP, but for now, I'm doin' fine.
Cox lost my internet order or something, and I thought my cable was installed, but I think it maybe be a satellite coaxial, so right now I have no internets at my house. This wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that my homework this week requires internet and I can't really curl up with a cup of coffee in my bathrobe while listening to blaring industrial music at the school library. They seem to frown on such behavior.
In other computer related news, it appears we accidentally my speakers by accidentally the wrong power supply and ouch that was hot woops.
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.
NO GOD DAMMIT!!
I will end up hurting someone.
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.
We actually had a good amount of rain this weekend, so half the banks are gone. It's going to rain more tomorrow and even more this weekend since it appears Aput remembered this is Rhode Island and we typically don't have weather below 40F in February...but it still freezes at night. Mmm, black ice.
Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2011, 04:01:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.
We actually had a good amount of rain this weekend, so half the banks are gone. It's going to rain more tomorrow and even more this weekend since it appears Aput remembered this is Rhode Island and we typically don't have weather below 40F in February...but it still freezes at night. Mmm, black ice.
Walking home last night on said black ice, after sampling Richter's newest batch of "dear god, my tonsils, my tonsils," was... interesting.
I AM BEING DENIED INTERNET SERVICE AT MY HOME.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PROVIDENCE.
YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED.
Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2011, 04:22:05 PM
I AM BEING DENIED INTERNET SERVICE AT MY HOME.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PROVIDENCE.
YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED.
Shit. I'm still not unpacked from moving IN to Providence, and how I have to move out?
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2011, 04:22:05 PM
I AM BEING DENIED INTERNET SERVICE AT MY HOME.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PROVIDENCE.
YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED.
Shit. I'm still not unpacked from moving IN to Providence, and how I have to move out?
You signed a waiver when you moved within a mile of me.
Fuck you, February. Just... Fuck you.
Tura Satana
(https://readingeagle.com/BlogUploads/68/tura.jpg)
Just
(http://dailycandor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tura-satana.jpg)
Died.
(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/Tura-Satana-%20Faster-Pussycat.jpg)
Damn it all to hell.
(http://photos.shebloggedbynight.com/i.ashx?gallery=279943&mid=12513929&mt=Photo&standardsize=original)
Via con Dios, Pussycat.
:horrormirth:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
:cry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Astro-Zombies
:cry:
Who will save us now?
:( This saddens me. She was so awesome. :(
And how!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12391305
RIP Gary Moore.
Damn. :cry:
It's 4 fucking degrees and snowing. GOD DAMMIT! :argh!:
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 03:35:48 PM
It's 4 fucking degrees and snowing. GOD DAMMIT! :argh!:
Well it's fucking 6 here and they said this morning this shit would miss us :evil:
NEENER NEEENER NEENER Charley!!
You're getting snow and I'm noooooot.
Quote from: Khara on February 08, 2011, 04:14:05 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 08, 2011, 03:35:48 PM
It's 4 fucking degrees and snowing. GOD DAMMIT! :argh!:
Well it's fucking 6 here and they said this morning this shit would miss us :evil:
NEENER NEEENER NEENER Charley!!
You're getting snow and I'm noooooot.
DAMN YOU!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 07, 2011, 07:47:28 PM
Fuck you, February. Just... Fuck you.
Tura Satana
(https://readingeagle.com/BlogUploads/68/tura.jpg)
Just
(http://dailycandor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tura-satana.jpg)
Died.
(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/Tura-Satana-%20Faster-Pussycat.jpg)
Damn it all to hell.
(http://photos.shebloggedbynight.com/i.ashx?gallery=279943&mid=12513929&mt=Photo&standardsize=original)
Via con Dios, Pussycat.
I WILL KILL A MOTHEFUCKER. I swear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaUwi2W26pg
:( She was truly teh awesome.
Boston is about to get a fallout warning, as I have been denied internet til Thursday.
GS and I broke up last night (and my sister and her BF did so as well).
It's alright, we had a rough night after Dimo's show and realized that we really shouldn't be seeing each other because we're just two totally different people with different goals for ourselves right now. We're still friends, and it's fine. We just need to work on separating our crap now.
Quote from: Suu on February 13, 2011, 06:12:10 PM
GS and I broke up last night (and my sister and her BF did so as well).
It's alright, we had a rough night after Dimo's show and realized that we really shouldn't be seeing each other because we're just two totally different people with different goals for ourselves right now. We're still friends, and it's fine. We just need to work on separating our crap now.
:sad:
It has come to my attention that I should not ever be in a relationship in the month of February. Ever.
HUG SUU
On the plus side, I don't feel nearly as horrible as I did 2 years ago. I mean, I still feel horrible, but not enough to want to throw a pair of Richter-sharpened™ scissors at GS's head like I did to Herbert.
Shit, and Shit about your sis and the dude too.
Quote from: Suu on February 13, 2011, 06:12:10 PM
GS and I broke up last night (and my sister and her BF did so as well).
It's alright, we had a rough night after Dimo's show and realized that we really shouldn't be seeing each other because we're just two totally different people with different goals for ourselves right now. We're still friends, and it's fine. We just need to work on separating our crap now.
Aw. That sucks, Suu. :(
Quote from: Jenne on February 14, 2011, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 13, 2011, 06:12:10 PM
GS and I broke up last night (and my sister and her BF did so as well).
It's alright, we had a rough night after Dimo's show and realized that we really shouldn't be seeing each other because we're just two totally different people with different goals for ourselves right now. We're still friends, and it's fine. We just need to work on separating our crap now.
Aw. That sucks, Suu. :(
THIS!
I'm sorry Suu :sad:
:sad:
On the plus side, being chaste means that I can't catch the pregnant that's been going around.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
On the plus side, being chaste means that I can't catch the pregnant that's been going around.
This. Seriously.
Ha. I've just been told, about a half hour ago, that I'm such a shitty wife that I'm getting nothing for V Day.
First one in 16, 17 years?
LOL
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2011, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
On the plus side, being chaste means that I can't catch the pregnant that's been going around.
This. Seriously.
I'm going to be crocheting my ass off in the next couple of months. It makes me look like I actually care.
Quote from: Jenne on February 14, 2011, 03:15:05 PM
Ha. I've just been told, about a half hour ago, that I'm such a shitty wife that I'm getting nothing for V Day.
First one in 16, 17 years?
LOL
:sad:
Awww Jenne. I'm sorry.
I think that would require a trip to Tiffany's on my own.... :wink:
Quote from: Jenne on February 14, 2011, 03:15:05 PM
Ha. I've just been told, about a half hour ago, that I'm such a shitty wife that I'm getting nothing for V Day.
First one in 16, 17 years?
LOL
EW WAH?
That's grounds for castration.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:15:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2011, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
On the plus side, being chaste means that I can't catch the pregnant that's been going around.
This. Seriously.
I'm going to be crocheting my ass off in the next couple of months. It makes me look like I actually care.
Well, hell, there goes my plan A.
I could fall back on the mom "standard baby gift," I guess. (Buy small laundry basket. Fill with all the little shit you need for the brat but nobody buys because it's, well, little shit. Pacifiers. Diapers. Burp rags. Goofy little toys. Bibs. That kinda shit.)
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2011, 03:19:12 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:15:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2011, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
On the plus side, being chaste means that I can't catch the pregnant that's been going around.
This. Seriously.
I'm going to be crocheting my ass off in the next couple of months. It makes me look like I actually care.
Well, hell, there goes my plan A.
I could fall back on the mom "standard baby gift," I guess. (Buy small laundry basket. Fill with all the little shit you need for the brat but nobody buys because it's, well, little shit. Pacifiers. Diapers. Burp rags. Goofy little toys. Bibs. That kinda shit.)
That stuff is waaaay more useful then people will admit. I need to make one for Leviathan's little boy soon. IVAN THE TERRIBLE!
Speaking as a father of little kids...
The single best gift you can give to new parents is diapers. Seriously, we got like 5 cases of diapers from my father-in-law for the boy. When you are sleep deprived and cranky, you really don't want to have to go out to the store every couple of weeks to get diapers.
Skip the cute toys unless someone specifically asks for them. Practical is the way to go.
I always do diapers, wipes, multiple types of pacifiers (trying to get the right binky at 3 am sucks ass) and leave it at that. My gift is usually not appreciated at the shower, but the best gift ever a month after the baby has come home and the "newness" and oh isn't sleeping and hour a night fun has passed.....
I would wager all parents who don't appreciate those gifts are first time parents. The second go-around, you realize that stuff is gold.
Oh, and those packs of onesies you can get, like 10 of them for $20. They aren't cute or fancy, but when that sprog spits up on their clothes 3x a day they're indispensable.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2011, 03:31:44 PM
I would wager all parents who don't appreciate those gifts are first time parents. The second go-around, you realize that stuff is gold.
Very true!!!
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:33:46 PM
Oh, and those packs of onesies you can get, like 10 of them for $20. They aren't cute or fancy, but when that sprog spits up on their clothes 3x a day they're indispensable.
Oh hell yes. I used to hit every yard sale I could find with baby clothes. My thinking was if I only paid a quarter for it, if it was too nasty I could just throw it away and still have gotten my money's worth :lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2011, 03:21:33 PM
Speaking as a father of little kids...
The single best gift you can give to new parents is diapers. Seriously, we got like 5 cases of diapers from my father-in-law for the boy. When you are sleep deprived and cranky, you really don't want to have to go out to the store every couple of weeks to get diapers.
Skip the cute toys unless someone specifically asks for them. Practical is the way to go.
Yeah, I usually use a couple of goofy toys just as decoration, really. (When they're opening all those cute toys, the basket full of practical stuff looks boring, unless you realize that the pile of diapers is going to be what they really NEED.)
Also well received was the baby first aid kit from (of all places) Toys 'R Us.
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3029064
Last kid I was on the line to buy gifts for got Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. Not very practical short term, but long term didn't want to risk a kid growing up w/o those.
Quote from: Richter on February 14, 2011, 03:37:00 PM
Last kid I was on the line to buy gifts for got Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. Not very practical short term, but long term didn't want to risk a kid growing up w/o those.
My niece got a whole bloody library in her first year. Lot of the classics, including Narnia, lot of my favorites. (Why? My idiot brother does not read, never has.) It took, she reads like her aunt.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:33:46 PM
Oh, and those packs of onesies you can get, like 10 of them for $20. They aren't cute or fancy, but when that sprog spits up on their clothes 3x a day they're indispensable.
Definitely. Basic clothing is definitely good too for that very reason. It seems like they outgrow them in the blink of an eye. (Especially when they are in the 90th percentile for height)
Quote from: Richter on February 14, 2011, 03:37:00 PM
Last kid I was on the line to buy gifts for got Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. Not very practical short term, but long term didn't want to risk a kid growing up w/o those.
I think books are pretty practical. Even if kids don't really get what they're looking are or seeing, just hearing their parent read to them is pretty good for bonding and can be pretty soothing.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 14, 2011, 03:33:46 PM
Oh, and those packs of onesies you can get, like 10 of them for $20. They aren't cute or fancy, but when that sprog spits up on their clothes 3x a day they're indispensable.
Definitely. Basic clothing is definitely good too for that very reason. It seems like they outgrow them in the blink of an eye. (Especially when they are in the 90th percentile for height)
I do adore the little critters (just having divorce-induced issues with dealing with them at the moment), but, damn, they can spew amazing amounts of ick from either end.
(DID do well holding one this weekend, though, didn't tear up or anything, was kinda proud of myself. Her Daddy is off getting his ass shot at, at the moment, will be back in the states by the end of this week. He hasn't seen her yet.)
January sucked ass. Many things in my life ended or died.
February rules so far. Got a wad of cash that was owed to me, a new computer, dating a new girl, and weekends packed with so much adventure I'm still catching my breath on Monday.
I AM THE TROUBLE I WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD
February has been okay so far. Though, my pun gland is itching like a sonofabitch.
Y'all are making me want to have a babby. :sad:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 14, 2011, 04:13:34 PM
February has been okay so far. Though, my pun gland is itching like a sonofabitch.
Good news for you. I will, in fact, be around on the Ides, because it's during Spring Break, and I'm going to be spending it at home. Maybe I can convince my beloved to move her coup/assassination attempt forward by a few days...
I shall unleash a mighty pun torrent upon the world. Cities and towns will be buried in the mighty corniness. Lakes and rivers shall retreat in the face of the awesome power of dry humor. It shall be a thing of legend.
Or vastly disappointing. Either way.
I have had some irritating things this Feb.
-had to replace tire
-renew registration
-go to Dr to check for cancer
-friend got DUI
-lost a lot of sleep
Not too bad though. Could be worse.
I am hungry as a mofo, lunch isn't for an hour, and I forgot the venision jerky snacks from my aunt at home. :crankey:
So I was sick for two weeks, caught the flu before I recovered from the cold, now my period has come early.
My body is revolting against me. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on February 23, 2011, 01:33:16 AM
So I was sick for two weeks, caught the flu before I recovered from the cold, now my period has come early.
My body is revolting against me. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
I HATE IT WHEN. THAT HAPPENS
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 23, 2011, 02:06:16 AM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on February 23, 2011, 01:33:16 AM
So I was sick for two weeks, caught the flu before I recovered from the cold, now my period has come early.
My body is revolting against me. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
I HATE IT WHEN. THAT HAPPENS
Beats fuck-all out of it being a week late.
it's not even that. I just want to stop feeling like shit finally. UGHSTUPIDBODY
HERP DERP DERP DERPIDITY DUUUUUUUUUR DERP.
February has been alright for me *knock on wood*.
So sorry to hear about Suu's and Jenne's stuff. :(
But Jenne, I can say that you would make an incredible cougar if you wanted. :horrormirth:
Just a recap of my day so far:
My roof was torn off by wind, which caused my attic to flood and subsequently bring down the drop ceiling in my bedroom.
The stress brought about severe stomach pain that STILL isn't 100% gone. For about an hour I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital. Basically I think my uterus went into "labor" and it don't got a babby to push out.
When I actually attempted to lay on the floor for a nap, some Dumbfuckimus Prime decided to hit the power pole outside of my house, and knocked the electricity out for 45 minutes, which resulted in me sitting here in the dark drinking Knob Creek neat and muttering to myself.
If anyone needs me for the rest of the month I'm going to be in my bathroom wearing a colander on my head and holding a spatula in one hand and a .45 in the other.
So a gal needed some help. We agreed to sell her our car on payments. She called two days later screaming at us.
Fuck me. The water pump went out, shredding the timing belt. Repairs, including tow will be $834.00
I was only asking $2,000.00 for the damn car.
While pulling the engine apart, they discovered the bitch had hit something and cracked the oil pan. Add $334.00
The cam shaft was also damaged.
Total cost of repair is now over $1600.00.
I told them to scrap the fucker.
For some reason, Facebook keeps popping up a wedding photo of Herbert and I from a friend's album.
I really want to shoot this fucking month in the face.
I WENT TO BED 3 HOURS AGO.
I AM NOW AWAKE.
WHY?
MY HEAD IS POUNDING.
MY NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING A PARTY.
AND MY AIR MATTRESS IS NO LONGER HOLDING AIR.
YOU ALL HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING TO TALK ME OUT OF SUICIDE NAO KTHX.
If you suicide, how will you punish your neighbours?
Damn straight.
Punishment will wait until I actually have a reason to stay up until 3am and they don't.
I'm so fucking tired I don't even want to make coffee, I'll just get a large on the way in from Dunkin.
It makes total sense that the last day of February falls on a Monday.
You can't suicide until you help me maximize my FAFSA money. So, there...
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 28, 2011, 01:10:30 PM
You can't suicide until you help me maximize my FAFSA money. So, there...
Uhhhh...We need to do that like NOW. State deadline is tomorrow if you want the measly $950 RI grant they give students.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:06:12 PM
It makes total sense that the last day of February falls on a Monday.
And it's going out like a wet snow leopard here.
I learned a new meteorlogical term this morning: "Freezing Fog".
When the morning news sounds like Lovecraft, you're in New England.
There was motherfucking tornado last night. At 3 in the fucking morning. And now? It's a thunderstorm. Fuck yeah, February.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:27:35 PM
I learned a new meteorlogical term this morning: "Freezing Fog".
When the morning news sounds like Lovecraft, you're in New England.
That's the fucking truth.
Also: Sounds like it could be the title of the next Stephen King novel: The Freezing Fog of Fairfield, Maine.
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
\
:winner:
You've never seen freezing fog? That shit is a RI staple.
I've seen it, but I didn't know the term. I usually call it "that fucking shit".
Period got.
...On nice new white panties.
Fortunately I caught it before it hit the jeans.
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.
Fortunately, I still have rights to get the blob of jelly sucked out if that happened.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
\
:winner:
Possessed by Hull councillor John Fareham (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-12596872), by any chance?
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
\
:winner:
Possessed by Hull councillor John Fareham (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-12596872), by any chance?
Oh, wow. People really do shut their brains off when they use technology, don't they?
I was more influenced by the poignant and moving portayal of Donnie Walberg as "Dudditz" in the film
Dreamcatcher.
STEPHEN KING NEEDS HIS
DEUS EX MACHINA! \
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/245/370/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/18/43/Donni_duddits.jpg)
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 28, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.
Fortunately, I still have rights to get the blob of jelly sucked out if that happened.
Give the teabaggers time. Given their way, we'll be required to report for impregnation every two years.
Quote from: Luna on February 28, 2011, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 28, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.
Fortunately, I still have rights to get the blob of jelly sucked out if that happened.
Give the teabaggers time. Given their way, we'll be required to report for impregnation every two years.
They have no presence here. Rhode Island will secede before they let them have a foothold.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:13:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
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:winner:
Possessed by Hull councillor John Fareham (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-12596872), by any chance?
Oh, wow. People really do shut their brains off when they use technology, don't they?
I was more influenced by the poignant and moving portayal of Donnie Walberg as "Dudditz" in the film Dreamcatcher.
STEPHEN KING NEEDS HIS DEUS EX MACHINA!
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(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/245/370/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/18/43/Donni_duddits.jpg)
I bet Fareham wishes he could have a deus ex machina right now. He's just one of a long list of Tories and bankers who have come out attacking anyone who dares disagree with them as peasants, children, idiots or just plain parasites.
But yeah. Still, King doesn't abuse it anywhere near to how the Ancient Greeks did. So there is at least that.
...It's raining.
:x
I'm not at home, and I'm getting a little wigged out.
Okay, February. We've had enough of your shit, now GTFO and DIE IN A FIRE.
It's getting there. I came home to a dry room. That makes my future seem brighter.
This thread should now be locked until 2012.
Goodbye, February, you motherfucker.
Fucking... Ugh. I hope I die on a January.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Fucking... Ugh. I hope I die on a January.
I was hoping to die while fu... Um... Nevermind.
I keep hearing women say that. But do they ever think of how the guy would feel?
...
The answer is that he would feel like Zeus. He would tell people at bars, a glint of pride in his eyes.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Fucking... Ugh. I hope I die on a January.
On a January, you say... (http://iconolo.gy/sites/default/files/imagecache/h516/january-jones-mad-men-cover-story-01.jpg)
(Questionable NWS link)
Yeah, exactly like that. 8)
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
I keep hearing women say that. But do they ever think of how the guy would feel?
...
The answer is that he would feel like Zeus. He would tell people at bars, a glint of pride in his eyes.
"SO I'm banging this nymph. Well, actually it was three nymphs. Not to brag or anything, it jsut kind of worked out that one time. ANYWAYS, this one nymph, she's going at it like a freaking dirty milkmaid, and accidentally keels over and dies on top of me, this idiot smile on her face. I've heard this happens to nymphs. Somethign about the wrong diet and too much tiem spent as a tree, hardens the arteries if they don't take care of themselves, really terrible. Buy yeah man, she freakin' dies right there on top of me.
I'm kind of like 'Oh fuck.'. she died happy and all, but it's totally going to spoil the mood. Then I remember I'm a GOD, right? Zeus here for crying out loud. I got this shit. So I turn her into pure dark chocolate.
Her friends are a little spooked, but then they get into this. One starts nibbling on her ear, the other goes downtown, so to speak, so I'm jsut like: 'Wait! Where's the cream filling??!'
Off the hook I tell yeah, good times."
Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
I keep hearing women say that. But do they ever think of how the guy would feel?
...
The answer is that he would feel like Zeus. He would tell people at bars, a glint of pride in his eyes.
"SO I'm banging this nymph. Well, actually it was three nymphs. Not to brag or anything, it jsut kind of worked out that one time. ANYWAYS, this one nymph, she's going at it like a freaking dirty milkmaid, and accidentally keels over and dies on top of me, this idiot smile on her face. I've heard this happens to nymphs. Somethign about the wrong diet and too much tiem spent as a tree, hardens the arteries if they don't take care of themselves, really terrible. Buy yeah man, she freakin' dies right there on top of me.
I'm kind of like 'Oh fuck.'. she died happy and all, but it's totally going to spoil the mood. Then I remember I'm a GOD, right? Zeus here for crying out loud. I got this shit. So I turn her into pure dark chocolate.
Her friends are a little spooked, but then they get into this. One starts nibbling on her ear, the other goes downtown, so to speak, so I'm jsut like: 'Wait! Where's the cream filling??!'
Off the hook I tell yeah, good times."
:aaa:
Richter wins! :mittens:
:lulz: "I got this shit."
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
I keep hearing women say that. But do they ever think of how the guy would feel?
...
The answer is that he would feel like Zeus. He would tell people at bars, a glint of pride in his eyes.
At that point, hardly my problem, now is it? However, yes, I imagine that most men, once over the initial shock, would take bragging rights from that.
Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 06:23:46 PM
"SO I'm banging this nymph. Well, actually it was three nymphs. Not to brag or anything, it jsut kind of worked out that one time. ANYWAYS, this one nymph, she's going at it like a freaking dirty milkmaid, and accidentally keels over and dies on top of me, this idiot smile on her face. I've heard this happens to nymphs. Somethign about the wrong diet and too much tiem spent as a tree, hardens the arteries if they don't take care of themselves, really terrible. Buy yeah man, she freakin' dies right there on top of me.
I'm kind of like 'Oh fuck.'. she died happy and all, but it's totally going to spoil the mood. Then I remember I'm a GOD, right? Zeus here for crying out loud. I got this shit. So I turn her into pure dark chocolate.
Her friends are a little spooked, but then they get into this. One starts nibbling on her ear, the other goes downtown, so to speak, so I'm jsut like: 'Wait! Where's the cream filling??!'
Off the hook I tell yeah, good times."
Multiple conflicting comments on this one. I'll have to go with:
(And he wonders why people ask if he's poly...)
And:
Chocolate, brilliant. :lulz:
Thanks all.
Quote from: Luna on March 01, 2011, 06:38:08 PM
Multiple conflicting comments on this one. I'll have to go with:
(And he wonders why people ask if he's poly...)
And:
Chocolate, brilliant. :lulz:
I like to think there's a differnce between promoting Larry Niven / F.M. Busby crazy alien wifeswap lifestyle and a quick vignette about a specific incident of Zeus getting REAL lucky.
Then again, there are fine points to any perversion, whether it's of sexuality or sentiment.
Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 07:32:57 PM
Thanks all.
Quote from: Luna on March 01, 2011, 06:38:08 PM
Multiple conflicting comments on this one. I'll have to go with:
(And he wonders why people ask if he's poly...)
And:
Chocolate, brilliant. :lulz:
I like to think there's a differnce between promoting Larry Niven / F.M. Busby crazy alien wifeswap lifestyle and a quick vignette about a specific incident of Zeus getting REAL lucky.
Then again, there are fine points to any perversion, whether it's of sexuality or sentiment.
There are always degrees. And, hell, if writing or talking about stuff counted... You forget what I used to do for a living.
February just sucked. On to bigger and better things.....
March isn't shaping up to be too hot for the State of Maine.
Stupid idiot teabagger governor dumbass shithead!!!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
February's still kicking my ass, from the grave as someone put it in the OB thread, but I'm getting a better attitude about it all. I spent 2 of the last weekends the last month in bed (and NOT the good way!). I plan to spend every weekend in March doing something FUCK YEAH AWESOME.
Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 01, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
I keep hearing women say that. But do they ever think of how the guy would feel?
...
The answer is that he would feel like Zeus. He would tell people at bars, a glint of pride in his eyes.
"SO I'm banging this nymph. Well, actually it was three nymphs. Not to brag or anything, it jsut kind of worked out that one time. ANYWAYS, this one nymph, she's going at it like a freaking dirty milkmaid, and accidentally keels over and dies on top of me, this idiot smile on her face. I've heard this happens to nymphs. Somethign about the wrong diet and too much tiem spent as a tree, hardens the arteries if they don't take care of themselves, really terrible. Buy yeah man, she freakin' dies right there on top of me.
I'm kind of like 'Oh fuck.'. she died happy and all, but it's totally going to spoil the mood. Then I remember I'm a GOD, right? Zeus here for crying out loud. I got this shit. So I turn her into pure dark chocolate.
Her friends are a little spooked, but then they get into this. One starts nibbling on her ear, the other goes downtown, so to speak, so I'm jsut like: 'Wait! Where's the cream filling??!'
Off the hook I tell yeah, good times."
THIS was motherfucking brilliant.
Ah. One last swipe from the second month of the year.
Turns out that on Monday, my dad experienced supraventricular tachycardia-- That is, his heart rate shot up to over 200bpm, and his blood pressure dropped sharply. Not a heart attack, but not that cool to have when you're 70.
As it turns out, it's not related to his chemo, and it may never happen again, but then again it just might. He claims it's not life threatening, but like I said before, he's a 70-year-old cancer patient.
February== :argh!:
February has been an especially tough month for me. I fucking hate it.
This thread always reminds me of those lines from American Pie:
"But February made me shiver / with every paper I delivered / bad news on the doorstep..."