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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#795
July 02, 2014, 05:53:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 02, 2014, 05:42:45 PM
Something occurred to me: "So this is what it's like to think like The Terrible Old Man did."

That, my friend, strikes me as a Very Good Thing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#796
July 02, 2014, 06:02:06 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:53:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 02, 2014, 05:42:45 PM
Something occurred to me: "So this is what it's like to think like The Terrible Old Man did."

That, my friend, strikes me as a Very Good Thing.

Yes.  When people first met the guy, they saw the scowl.  But he was damn near a Buddha, in a lot of ways.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#797
July 02, 2014, 06:03:02 PM
Enough dawdling.  Time to write.  My head is full of hornets.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#798
July 02, 2014, 07:06:58 PM
For the second time, the stash of Big Words posters have come out over Tuesday Dinner for new people to read and be infected by. I think the housemate's brother might end up over here at some point - he was really into Objection II and seems to be a properly developing biped.

In other news tiny baby was born (5 lb 13 oz) and is fine. Her mom as the best "What is this I don't even" face in the first photo, as all brand new moms do.

The Good Reverend Roger

#799
July 02, 2014, 07:08:19 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 02, 2014, 07:06:58 PM
For the second time, the stash of Big Words posters have come out over Tuesday Dinner for new people to read and be infected by. I think the housemate's brother might end up over here at some point - he was really into Objection II and seems to be a properly developing biped.

In other news tiny baby was born (5 lb 13 oz) and is fine. Her mom as the best "What is this I don't even" face in the first photo, as all brand new moms do.

That's awesome.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

#800
July 02, 2014, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 02, 2014, 05:37:38 PM
Oh, and in case you were wondering, yes, he does quantum. There is almost nothing I hate more than "neuroscientists" who quantum. That and "the same parts of the brain light up" FUCK YOU.

Quantum tubules?

Cain

#801
July 02, 2014, 08:09:57 PM
Quantum brains.  They're considered a delicacy by Philosophical Zombies.

minuspace

#802
July 02, 2014, 09:48:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 02, 2014, 08:09:57 PM
Quantum brains.  They're considered a delicacy by Philosophical Zombies.
It's Just Cortically Discrete Consumption!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#803
July 02, 2014, 11:20:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 02, 2014, 07:06:58 PM
For the second time, the stash of Big Words posters have come out over Tuesday Dinner for new people to read and be infected by. I think the housemate's brother might end up over here at some point - he was really into Objection II and seems to be a properly developing biped.

In other news tiny baby was born (5 lb 13 oz) and is fine. Her mom as the best "What is this I don't even" face in the first photo, as all brand new moms do.

Yay, baby!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#804
July 02, 2014, 11:20:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 02, 2014, 08:09:57 PM
Quantum brains.  They're considered a delicacy by Philosophical Zombies.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#805
July 03, 2014, 01:17:35 AM
The anti-virals are doing great. I can move my jaw more, and chew better. The anti-inflammation medicine reduces the pain/swelling by a lot. The downside is the anti-virals prevent me from driving for a while, and the anti-inflammation medicine is FUCKING BITTER, and it also increases my BLOOD SUGAR, but I don't have any form of diabetes so that's all good. The anti-virals are 800 mg. I might as well shove them up my ass instead of swallowing them.

Besides sounding like Elvis when I sing. I can now sing with only the left side of my mouth just like him. If only I can find a 5lb peanut butter & bacon sandwich I can make a lot of money in downtown Houston.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#806
July 03, 2014, 01:51:37 AM
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on July 03, 2014, 01:17:35 AM
The anti-virals are doing great. I can move my jaw more, and chew better. The anti-inflammation medicine reduces the pain/swelling by a lot. The downside is the anti-virals prevent me from driving for a while, and the anti-inflammation medicine is FUCKING BITTER, and it also increases my BLOOD SUGAR, but I don't have any form of diabetes so that's all good. The anti-virals are 800 mg. I might as well shove them up my ass instead of swallowing them.

Besides sounding like Elvis when I sing. I can now sing with only the left side of my mouth just like him. If only I can find a 5lb peanut butter & bacon sandwich I can make a lot of money in downtown Houston.

Keep getting better and don't die on the toilet?

Ben Shapiro

#807
July 03, 2014, 02:16:21 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 03, 2014, 01:51:37 AM
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on July 03, 2014, 01:17:35 AM
The anti-virals are doing great. I can move my jaw more, and chew better. The anti-inflammation medicine reduces the pain/swelling by a lot. The downside is the anti-virals prevent me from driving for a while, and the anti-inflammation medicine is FUCKING BITTER, and it also increases my BLOOD SUGAR, but I don't have any form of diabetes so that's all good. The anti-virals are 800 mg. I might as well shove them up my ass instead of swallowing them.

Besides sounding like Elvis when I sing. I can now sing with only the left side of my mouth just like him. If only I can find a 5lb peanut butter & bacon sandwich I can make a lot of money in downtown Houston.

Keep getting better and don't die on the toilet?

WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT! I'M GOD DAMN BEAR!

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#808
July 03, 2014, 02:45:00 AM
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on July 03, 2014, 01:17:35 AM
The anti-virals are doing great. I can move my jaw more, and chew better. The anti-inflammation medicine reduces the pain/swelling by a lot. The downside is the anti-virals prevent me from driving for a while, and the anti-inflammation medicine is FUCKING BITTER, and it also increases my BLOOD SUGAR, but I don't have any form of diabetes so that's all good. The anti-virals are 800 mg. I might as well shove them up my ass instead of swallowing them.

Besides sounding like Elvis when I sing. I can now sing with only the left side of my mouth just like him. If only I can find a 5lb peanut butter & bacon sandwich I can make a lot of money in downtown Houston.

Fucking hell. Hope you keep kicking this thing's ass.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Suu

#809
July 03, 2014, 02:53:03 AM
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on July 03, 2014, 01:17:35 AM
The anti-virals are doing great. I can move my jaw more, and chew better. The anti-inflammation medicine reduces the pain/swelling by a lot. The downside is the anti-virals prevent me from driving for a while, and the anti-inflammation medicine is FUCKING BITTER, and it also increases my BLOOD SUGAR, but I don't have any form of diabetes so that's all good. The anti-virals are 800 mg. I might as well shove them up my ass instead of swallowing them.

Besides sounding like Elvis when I sing. I can now sing with only the left side of my mouth just like him. If only I can find a 5lb peanut butter & bacon sandwich I can make a lot of money in downtown Houston.

You done good, kid.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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