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Started by theCalmpsychopath, April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM

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which is better Pie or Cake

Pie
Cake

LMNO

Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
I hate meatloaf. Meat should not be in loaf form. Bread is in loaves. Cake is sweet and carbohydrate-heaven. Meatcake doesn't sound tasty, like cupsteaks...


Meat pie works. Therefore, pie > cake.

Crabcakes.  Suck it.

AFK

I dunno, I think meatloaf might be fine if it is slathered in a yummy BBQ icing. 
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 03, 2010, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
I hate meatloaf. Meat should not be in loaf form. Bread is in loaves. Cake is sweet and carbohydrate-heaven. Meatcake doesn't sound tasty, like cupsteaks...


Meat pie works. Therefore, pie > cake.

Crabcakes.  Suck it.

IS FRITTER!

I'm going to go make some panpies.  They're like pancakes, except they aren't fucking stupid.
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 02:07:22 PM
I dunno, I think meatloaf might be fine if it is slathered in a yummy BBQ icing. 

Or if you do it this way.

AFK

Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, pie, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives

Pie means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to eat
Eat crappy cream pies

I said, pie, huh
Good God, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing
But a pants-breaker
Pie, friend only to the shitty baker
Ooooh, pie
It's an enemy to all mankind
The point of pie blows my mind
Pie has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then indigestion
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, pie-huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Pie, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all
Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, it's got one friend
That's Tammy Faye Baker
Ooooh, pie, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend eating pies these days
Pie can't give life
It can only flake it away

Ooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, friend only to the L.A. Lakers
Cake, love and cream frosting
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a tastier way

Ooooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
You tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Nothing
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Phox

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, pie, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives

Pie means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to eat
Eat crappy cream pies

I said, pie, huh
Good God, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing
But a pants-breaker
Pie, friend only to the shitty baker
Ooooh, pie
It's an enemy to all mankind
The point of pie blows my mind
Pie has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then indigestion
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, pie-huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Pie, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all
Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, it's got one friend
That's Tammy Faye Baker
Ooooh, pie, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend eating pies these days
Pie can't give life
It can only flake it away

Ooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, friend only to the L.A. Lakers
Cake, love and cream frosting
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a tastier way

Ooooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
You tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Nothing
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Eve

PIE PREDICTED TO OUTSHINE CAKE IN 2011

Quote from: NPR
Trend-spotters are calling pie the food of the year. Texas and New York restaurants offer pie happy hours. Pies are showing up at weddings, and pie shops are opening in a neighborhood near you.

Quote from: Jezebel
Some people think that this year, 2011, is finally the year that the peaceful reign of cupcakes, the Clinton Administration of dessert trends, will end and a new era of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld pie-terror is upon us. Blasphemy!

Like chlamydia, pie is popping up at weddings, in trendy bakeries, and at society events all over the place, another sign that America has gone crazy.

NPR
Jezebel
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

AFK

It makes sense that a pie resurgence corresponds with the rise of the tea party.  People obviously have no idea of what they're doing. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sister Fracture

I have not forgotten about Piecake! I'm going to the store later to get some cake mix.
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Jasper

Ah shit I always forget stuff like this.  Never did mine.

Sister Fracture

I'm going to do both versions: cake inside a pie crust,, and pie filling in some cake (which isn't really that new an idea.)
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Jasper

Sounds highly surgical.  Extreme caution advised.

Sister Fracture

I'm an expert at surgical, if by surgical you mean "bloody horrible procedure with sharp objects."
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Jasper


AFK

I had a wonderful dinner at my meeting last night.  And you know what made it so delectable?  Because it was finished off with a big beautiful slab of Carrot CAKE. 

No ladies and gentlemen.  A simple slice of pie would've sullied that dinner.  Pie would've taken the savory win of the meal and taken it down into the flakey depths of bland-dom!

Reject the heresy of pie and embrace the majestic glory of the cake!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.