Quotes of the Moment II

[Triple Zero]

Are you just letting it grow all out, or also trimming it into shape? This is important!!



Also, there are enough places in Africa that aren't as bad as the rest, yet still uncomfortable enough that if the kid goes there for some sort of development project thing, he's got a good chance to learn a good dose of reality and return with a clue or two.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Are you just letting it grow all out, or also trimming it into shape? This is important!!



Also, there are enough places in Africa that aren't as bad as the rest, yet still uncomfortable enough that if the kid goes there for some sort of development project thing, he's got a good chance to learn a good dose of reality and return with a clue or two.

Trying to keep it shaped, but I've been negligent of that of late.

[Suu]

This 4 train ain't big enough for the two of us, you frontloaded sow. When the lady with the bag gets up, that seat is mine. I see her eyeing me up, thinking "how fast can he get around that pole?" Now, the real question she should be asking herself is 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, Heffer -- do ya?

My brother Max was having a bad day on the subway, I think.

[Freeky]

Spoken by someone who has never heard of PD and has never any proselytizing about Tucson, talking about job markets in class, emphasis mine:

Student:  If you have any technical skill at all, you'll end up in Tucson eventually.

[Cain]

My cousin lives in Bavaria, he failed to graduate from school due to apathy and incompetence. He's having a hard time finding work that isn't straight up manual labor, which he doesn't want to do. A true product of modern german parenting he's a selfish, spoiled little shit.

"I want to move to africa where there is no money or conflict. There, people are content with what they have. Here it's all about money and conflict and it's all just shit. I'm stressed have no more motivation"

Mail that kid a copy of Jason Stearn's Dancing in the Glory of Monsters.  He'll shit his pants.

[Cain]

Are you just letting it grow all out, or also trimming it into shape? This is important!!



Also, there are enough places in Africa that aren't as bad as the rest, yet still uncomfortable enough that if the kid goes there for some sort of development project thing, he's got a good chance to learn a good dose of reality and return with a clue or two.

Fuck that.  Send him to work in the east Congo.  If he's lucky, the Rwandans will nail his ears to the inside of a crate and mail him back to Germany, once they get tired of his whining.

[PopeTom]

My cousin lives in Bavaria, he failed to graduate from school due to apathy and incompetence. He's having a hard time finding work that isn't straight up manual labor, which he doesn't want to do. A true product of modern german parenting he's a selfish, spoiled little shit.

"I want to move to africa where there is no money or conflict. There, people are content with what they have. Here it's all about money and conflict and it's all just shit. I'm stressed have no more motivation"

There's a reason humans left sub-Saharan Africa 1.8 million years ago!

[Triple Zero]

yeah wtf is that about anyway. First some of them were like "hey eh, we're gonna check out that continent place to the North over there, wanna come?" and others said "nah that's okay don't really feel like it, we'll just stay right here" and now they're all like WHAAA WE'RE SO HUNNNNGRYYYY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Spoken by someone who has never heard of PD and has never any proselytizing about Tucson, talking about job markets in class, emphasis mine:

Student:  If you have any technical skill at all, you'll end up in Tucson eventually.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

yeah wtf is that about anyway. First some of them were like "hey eh, we're gonna check out that continent place to the North over there, wanna come?" and others said "nah that's okay don't really feel like it, we'll just stay right here" and now they're all like WHAAA WE'RE SO HUNNNNGRYYYY

[Cramulus]

Question 1: Rupert, James, and Rebekah are all blind-folded and traveling in a car going at 70mph along a freeway. If the car has been doing this for the past five years, how much further will it go until one of them accepts any responsibility?


Question 2: Rebekah needs to make a phone call. What should she do?
(A) Pull over to a safe location and make the call there
(B) Dial one-handed, pressing random keys
(C) Hire a private investigator to make the call for her



(tip of the hat to Froggypance)

[Doktor Howl]

"Did you give any of them a chemical sanchez?"

Dok, asking a question of one of the refinery guys down here who used to be a mortician.

[Freeky]

 

[Doktor Howl]

From Capitol Grilling (the best cesspool of politics on the interbutts):

Soylent Green is people?

Perhaps, but the Teriyaki flavored variety is to die for.

[Freeky]