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Not related to suu, et al, but I am trying to spread a rationalist "our"/"my" Discordia when I can re: not assuming, not jumping to conclusions, not letting vengeance rule.


It's fucking hard work, and that plus the honest emotion led me to the bourbon. But the fight continues.

Losing your shit in a crisis isn't what I saw this afternoon.  I saw GUTS.

THAT is what I'd like to take from this.  I still am, but that thread made it a bit more difficult.

Fuck, I'm proud of you. You are a raging, ranting bastard love-child of lava and a mound of angry fire-ants, but you ain't a total cynic yet.

I love Suu too. She's the shit dude. They ain't stomping nobody because they're too busy sewing Byzantine-era garb and running around with turkey legs, hollering "Huzzah!" That's just some hot, WBC-stomping RPG action going on. Any minute now, some dumbshit is going to try to summon a swarm of dragons or some shit, roll a two and kill the whole campaign in a ball of flames as the creature that manifests turns out to be a fire-breathing 5-foot gecko with a cleft palate.

No sweat.

I know this isn't the way the universe works, but in my heart of hearts, I hope there's some guy on a forum somewhere saying, "Dudes, I'm trolling an entire fucking website with my Jacob The Retarded Stalker routine."

I totally hoped that for 250 pages.

Yeah, that would have been the most epic of all possible endings.

But, no, instead its a socially crippled pedotard getting ganged up on by internet bullies who didn't mean to be bullies and still kinda mostly don't realize that's what it's turned into.

It's kind of THE SADDEST THING EVER.

especially when they aren't shining examples of being respectful to women, themselves...

The fact that you two got this without my saying anything: why I still come here despite the abuse and Discordia not being "very nice at all."

I'm wondering if we all got the "stomach turn" feeling at the same exact point.

I know this isn't the way the universe works, but in my heart of hearts, I hope there's some guy on a forum somewhere saying, "Dudes, I'm trolling an entire fucking website with my Jacob The Retarded Stalker routine."

I totally hoped that for 250 pages.

Yeah but almost ALL the creepy child-snatcher and serial killer shit happens to strangers.

I KNOW THAT STARBUCKS THEY'RE AT.



Fucking Larghetto. Gah. A wretch hive of scum of villainy between Detroit Souf and Scifag City. This shit makes me fear for my sister's life every. fucking. day. Then I remember she has a LTC and a 3rd Dan, sooo...

Tell her to stay away fro Jacobear the peah-dough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkUTg7MuUjs#!

Right. He's not so mentally retarded that he doesn't comprehend complex decisions.

On one hand, it's unfair because he's clearly suffering from fetal lead poisoning or something like it. On the other hand, he chronically texts random women/girls and talks dirty to them, and that's totally unacceptable. Also, the thing with jerking off on webcam for a 12-year-old... he believed she was 12, that's fucking disgusting, and you can be fairly safe in betting that he had jerked off on webcam for a multitude of other little girls before he was busted. So, he's kind of a retard, but he's also a scumbag, and he clearly has no authentic feelings for these "women" he's texting with. He's a predator. A retarded predator.

However, completely aside from issues of whether he deserves it, these guys have gone a few steps beyond trolling into a giant revolving trainwreck that can only possibly end badly, and I can't stop reading it.

Yeah, everyone in this thing is fucked when LE finally sorts it out. I ate an entire pouch of almond M&Ms reading it though.

It's a fucking soap opera. Just when you think the main character got killed off, you find out his dental records got switched and no one knew because he was in a coma with his face burnt off.

Yeah, saw that. It's like watching Lindsay Lohan and the two Coreys on fast-forward.

hp://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&thread=2161476&forum=1&page=1&pc=10

Hurry, Apparently Jacobear hired an attorney and their mod is starting to pull stuff from the thread.

The terms "Jacobear" and "Pea-dough" are the best things to come out of this thing.

They're compiling the whole sordid affair into a tumblr: hp://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

YAY!

I'm at page 210. I can't believe they MET HIM AT STARBUCKS.

That took it beyond troll, to a level of holy WTFage that I don't think I've ever seen before.

These cats should get a medal.

They're compiling the whole sordid affair into a tumblr: hp://jacobearog.tumblr.com/

Stand by.