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#101
Aneristic Illusions / YOU ballance the budget!
November 14, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/11/13/weekinreview/deficits-graphic.html?hp

YOU BALANCE THE BUDGET! Use this NYT interactive and choose the shit you would cut to make that mean 'ole budget deficit get blasted to smithereens!

AXES AT THE READY!


#102
Aneristic Illusions / WHAT AN ODDLY SPECIFIC THING TO SAY
November 13, 2010, 05:42:10 AM
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201011120014

Beck urges people not to believe that he is into child pornography. JUST IN CASE SOMEONE ACCUSES HIM OF IT.

Hes also "rolling dude heavy" apparently.
#103
QuoteAstonished medics are trying to save the hands of tormented Zhang Chuanqiu who was chained so tightly in an illegal prison that his flesh grew over his shackles.
Zhang, 27, had been chained to a cowshed in Hunan, southern China, in 2005 after falling out with village officials over a loan to build his house.
But his chains had been so agonisingly tight that Zhang's own flesh began to absorb them.
"The only person who did not give up on me was my mother who waited for her time and rescued me," he explained.
Now Zhang is trying to raise the 1,000 GBP surgeons have told him he needs for an operation to remove the chains and save his hands from further infection.
"They cause me a lot of pain. They are always inflamed and ooze pus all the time. But we have no money so I have to rely on charity or the good heart of a hospital or doctor to save my hands," he said.


http://austriantimes.at/image/19091/news/Around_the_World/2010-11-11/28315/Chain_Man_needs_Handout_

#104
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nMj9BbZtkM

QuoteThe trolls said a classy video about shitting yourself couldn't be done but one brave young man dared to dream.
^From the comments.

  :lulz:
#105
Aneristic Illusions / America...
November 10, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/07/a-restaurant-where-anyone-over-350-pounds-eats-for-free/

Quotemanagers just hired a 600-pound man named Blair River to be a model in their commercials

:memnoch:

FUCK YEAH
#106
http://www.amazon.com/Pedophiles-Guide-Love-Pleasure-ebook/dp/B0049U4CF6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AZC9TZ4UC9CFC&s=digital-text&qid=1289410323&sr=8-1

QuoteI can't thank Amazon enough for keeping this great work of literature up for those of us with "special tastes." The instructions and images in the guide were extremely insightful and led to a wonderful experience for both myself and my partner. Thank you for protecting free speech, Amazon!

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#107
The connection is improbable. This was a period, in the 1950s and 1960s, when the great majority of Americans disliked or even despised modern art - President Truman summed up the popular view when he said: "If that's art, then I'm a Hottentot." As for the artists themselves, many were ex-communists barely acceptable in the America of the McCarthyite era, and certainly not the sort of people normally likely to receive US government backing.

Why did the CIA support them? Because in the propaganda war with the Soviet Union, this new artistic movement could be held up as proof of the creativity, the intellectual freedom, and the cultural power of the US. Russian art, strapped into the communist ideological straitjacket, could not compete.

The existence of this policy, rumoured and disputed for many years, has now been confirmed for the first time by former CIA officials. Unknown to the artists, the new American art was secretly promoted under a policy known as the "long leash" - arrangements similar in some ways to the indirect CIA backing of the journal Encounter, edited by Stephen Spender.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html

:lulz:

#108
Aneristic Illusions / The party of "not-Democrats"
November 03, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
Quote"If the Republicans would've actually stood for something rather than simply being against Obama they WOULD HAVE won the senate."
-Rush Limbaugh

I just agreed with Rush Limbaugh. Im scared.
:horrormirth:
#109
Aneristic Illusions / EL DIABLO
October 24, 2010, 01:00:25 AM
Eleven people were injured when they jumped out of a second-storey window near Paris early on Saturday, thinking a naked man tending his crying baby in the night was the devil, the local prosecutor said.

"Thirteen people were in an apartment on the second floor when, around 3am, one of the occupants heard his child crying," the deputy prosecutor in Versailles, Odile Faivre, said.

"The man in question of African origin, who was completely naked, got up to feed his child, at which point the other occupants took him for the devil," said Faivre.
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"He was seriously wounded in the hand after being stabbed with a knife before he was thrown out of the apartment, via the door."

The naked man then tried to get back into the flat in the town of La Verriere west of Paris, population 6000.

"That's when the other occupants tried to escape by jumping out of the window, panicked by a fear of the devil," said Faivre.

Police have questioned the would-be devil, aged 30, and another man who jumped from the window with a two-year-old girl in his arms.

Seven of those injured were taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

Investigators are trying to clarify a number of issues surrounding the case, including whether everyone jumped voluntarily or if some were forced to do so, Faivre said.

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/devil-fear-sparks-french-defenestration-20101024-16ytl.html

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#110
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / JANITORS UNITE
October 23, 2010, 04:10:26 AM
http://chronicle.com/blogs/innovations/why-did-17-million-students-go-to-college/27634

There are currently 5,057 janitors in the U.S. with Ph.D.'s

#111
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

Quote

    A STOWAWAY crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew.

    The croc had been hidden in a passenger's sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic.

    A stampede of terrified passengers caused the small aircraft to lose balance and tip over in mid-air during an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

    The unbalanced load caused the aircraft, on a routine flight from the capital, Kinshasa, to the regional airport at Bandundu, to go into a spin and crash into a house.

    A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators.

    http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/crocodile-on-a-plane-kills-19/story-e6frfq80-1225942045322#ixzz134zluFs3
#112
Republican congressional candidate Stephen Broden stunned his party Thursday, saying he would not rule out violent overthrow of the government if elections did not produce a change in leadership.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/republican-house-candidate-violent-uprising-is-on-the-table.php

we shall fight on at malls,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our narrow views, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the radio,
we shall fight on the tv,
we shall fight in the walmarts and in the target,
we shall fight in the pretzel stalls;
we shall never surrender
#113
Aneristic Illusions / Wikileak's insurance plan.
October 21, 2010, 06:27:47 PM
Wikileaks is about to go on trial for treason. under attack.
In response they have released their "Insurance plan". Over a Gig of encrypted secret files. If wikileaks goes down they release the key.

You can get it here:
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5723136/WikiLeaks_insurance

What is strange is the cryptic messages on the wikileaks twitter talking about "Reston5"

http://twitter.com/wikileaks

They just recently announced a press conference in Europe.
Somethings going down.

I for one hope the insurance files reveal the secret lizard overlords of mankind but, thats just me.

:tinfoilhat:
#115
Aneristic Illusions / Mexicos last hope...
October 20, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
http://www.news.com.au/world/student-20-named-mexico-police-chief/story-e6frfkyi-1225941254960

A 20-YEAR-OLD female criminology student has been named police chief of a northern Mexican border town plagued by drug violence because no one else wanted the job.
#117
Aneristic Illusions / Inb4 Trade War
October 20, 2010, 03:43:46 AM
China has stopped exporting rare earth materials to America in retaliation to a US government investigation of illegal Chinese subsidies:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/20/business/global/20rare.html?_r=2&hp=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1287514868-FKgXcf7WZdAy8sCTRJUR6g

#118
Aneristic Illusions / God Bless the Free Market
October 18, 2010, 11:21:31 PM
QuoteA pharmacist refused to give an asthma inhaler to a New Jersey woman who was suffering a major attack in the store, because she only had a $20 note - and the inhaler was $21.50.

Katherine O'Connor had left her inhaler at home and was near the local CVS pharmacy with her boyfriend when she began to suffer a major attack.

Boyfriend Jack Brown said they rushed into the store and tried to find the pharmacist while Miss O'Connor was still having the attack.

But the pharmacist refused to hand over the inhaler, which would have easily put an end to Miss O'Connor's suffering, because the couple was short one dollar and change.

Mr Brown said: 'I had exactly a $20 bill. It came to $21 and some change. I offered him [the pharmacist] my cell phone, my wallet. I said I live right around the corner. I come in here all the time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1321256/Pharmacist-refused-inhaler-woman-having-asthma-attack--1-50-short.html


Problem, asthmatics?
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#119
Or Kill Me / Vote Fascist party 2012
October 17, 2010, 06:45:48 PM
Reason America failed: Too much Freedom.

In particular, freedom to be dumb. Being dumb and uninformed is motivated. Dumb people, just as fat people, culture their pride. Everyone thinks that being dumb, not listening to reason and acting upon it is a virtue.

In short - you could have spared yourself 200 years to find outcome of this experiment if you just went to a Kindergarten, let the teacher go away for few hours and record what happens.
Madness, everyone having fun at first, then fights for the toys, then some people usurping the best toys and places, then after a while everyone getting bored, and then a few more hours of crying since there is no one to feed them or guide them to toilet. This is the the ideal of Freedom that USA is.


FASCISM.
FUCK YEAH
#120
Aneristic Illusions / Best thing Ive read all day.
October 13, 2010, 08:30:44 PM
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/210904?RS_show_page=0

QuoteA hall full of elderly white people in Medicare-paid scooters, railing against government spending and imagining themselves revolutionaries as they cheer on the vice-presidential puppet hand-picked by the GOP establishment. If there exists a better snapshot of everything the Tea Party represents, I can't imagine it.

:lulz:
#121
http://www.abc4.com/content/news/state/story/Can-parents-help-shape-their-young-childrens/-UmBHU3jXEqDmfxW-me6og.cspx

This chicks son was gay so now she has made a storybook thats supposed to instill heterosexual values into children early on.



Also, Im going to go out on a limb here and guess that we got spam-bombed overnight again?
#122
Man kills self, leaves 1900+ page suicide note

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2010/9/22/heisman-harvard-mother-death/

The note can be found here,

http://www.suicidenote.info/ebook/suicide_note.pdf

Ive got to say this is some of the best ranting Ive read in awhile.

#123
http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aiia/letter-taoism.html

An Evangelical pastor tries to convert Taoists to JEEZUS.
Hilarity ensues,

QuoteHas it ever occurred to you that Taoism itself may be a yin of misguided thinking, in need of deliverance from the 'yang' of truth? Jesus once said,
:lulz:
#124
Literate Chaotic / LET FREEDOM RING
September 24, 2010, 11:34:39 PM
I didnt write this.
I wish I did though.

CHAPTER 1

"The wind was blowing dusty over the plains of Wirgina as General Lee looked out upon the succulent fruit that was Washinton DC, right across the river.

"I want that fruit," said Lee angrily!

Calling one of his minions, he said to get his right hand mand Stonewall, a massive man with a heart of stone. He loved to inflict pain on other people, especially defenseless negroe.

"Stoenwall," said Lee, "there are derserters. They must be stopped."

Lee spoke these words softly and deliberately, so the full weight of them could transfer upon Stonewall.

Stonewall laughed an evil laugh, which surprised everyone since he never laughed.

"Do not worry my lord I have a secret weapon that will stop the deserters and the Northern Armies once and for all!"

A shadowy figure stepped out of the shadows, wearing all black except for his belt which was as red as the red river valley. He showed no trace of emotion and was also Japanese.

"Stonewall you fool how dare you bring an inferior into my presence!" shouted Lee, but before he could continue the mysterious man caught him by the throat

"General do not discoarage me; I think I am the superior one here. Remember that." and let him go, with Lee being visible angry and scared at one.

"I hear you have deserters. Well I will kill those deserters, and president Lincoln too. You shall have your kingdom."

"Just do what you have to!" shouted General Lee, wanting peace from this man.

The mysterious man smiled and walked away, and Stonewall smiled and said "He'll get the job done."

Lee stormed off and began drawing up his plan to conquer America...
#125
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / In other news
September 22, 2010, 02:38:33 AM


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#126
Aneristic Illusions / REEFER MADNESS!!!!!!
September 18, 2010, 03:10:16 AM
http://www.heritage.org/Research/Reports/2010/09/Legalizing-Marijuana-Why-Citizens-Should-Just-Say-No

QuoteMarijuana has toxic properties that can result in birth defects, pain, respiratory system damage, brain damage, and stroke.

QuoteToday, marijuana trafficking is linked to a variety of crimes, from assault and murder to money laundering and smuggling. Legalization of marijuana would increase demand for the drug and almost certainly exacerbate drug-related crime
^This one made my brain hurt.

QuoteResearch has shown that marijuana consumption may also cause "psychotic symptoms.

QuoteMarijuana, like tobacco, is addictive. One study found that more than 30 percent of adults who used marijuana in the course of a year were dependent on the drug. These individuals often show signs of withdrawal and compulsive behavior. Marijuana dependence is also responsible for a large proportion of calls to drug abuse help lines and treatment centers.

I once saw a pot addict at the bus stop on my way to work. He offered to suck my dick for a hit of pot. He had pot tracks all up and down his arms from injecting weed into his veins(probably with a dirty needle) and his teeth were bloody and rotted from pot mouth. That poor poor bastard. Whatever you do, dont do Marijuana.
#127
Girl gets kicked off the cheerleading squad because her mother doesn't approve of a cheer that says "our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right."
Before you accuse her of overreacting, her daughter is six

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/local_news/fallout-after-risqu%C3%A9-cheer-controversy
#128
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / I HATE CHRISTMAS
September 17, 2010, 11:42:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayDw2gS7-0

The War on Christmas is now a movie.
Discuss.
#129
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=sub

   

Im not sure how I should feel about this.
   :horrormirth::1fap:
#131
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Units of Horror
September 11, 2010, 10:35:38 AM
 :fresh:

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#132
Aneristic Illusions / Freedumb!!11!
September 10, 2010, 05:16:20 AM
Ive noticed something rather odd.

People seem to be ok with limiting the freedoms of other people(Them) but as soon as someone wants to limit their freedom theyre suddenly big freedom lovers.

Take for instance gay marriage:

"We cant allow Gay Marriage because its immoral."
says the right in true Authoritarian fashion.
But when confronted with something that limits THEIR freedom the right suddenly becomes libertarian.
"We cant allow Hate Speech laws because its a slippery slope to authoritarianism. Bla bla bla constitution."

[Note: The reason for limiting the freedom of THEM is almost always moral]

"We cant ban Gay Marriage because bla bla bla constitution."
says the left the left in true libertarian fashion.
But when given an opportunity to limit the freedom of a group they dislike theyre suddenly authoritarian.
"We must ban hate speech. Hate speech is immoral."
[I admit this exists to a much lesser degree on the left]



So basically the constitution only applies when IM using it. But when YOUR using it you must be stopped lest you corrupt the world with your evil.
Everyone has certain inalienable rights(but only I know how to use them right)



So when the 9/11 mosque was being built(by THEM) we cannot allow it because "911 victims, outrage, offending families[Morals]"

But when some religious nutcases want to commit an act that accomplishes ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except for pissing off our allies(and our enemies, and pretty much the rest of the world) for NO LEGITIMATE REASON aside from xenophobia they suddenly become these exemplars of free speech.

FREEDUMB!!!1(for me and only me)

#136
Bring and Brag / I was really bored today
August 25, 2010, 03:21:02 AM
So made this

#137
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 
#138
www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-tequila-attack-juggalos-concert-photos/
QuoteAccording to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois -- a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: "I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

She went on to say: "These people were trying to kill me.  So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor.  Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me.  They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!!  Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking!  Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared!  So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back.  It was scary as hell!"

Fucking Miracles.