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"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

Started by Cain, December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Well, heaven knows that sixty-year-old white men don't belong in prison! Goodness me. Those are the very last people who should ever belong in prison.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Just for getting drunk and committing a bit of a sex offense. I mean, don't sixty-year-old white guys get a pass for anything anymore? He was drunk, which makes it not his fault he looked at underage porn, anymore than it would be his fault if he accidentally forced himself on the housekeeper again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

I've been thinking about this.

There's a certain level of intoxication one needs to have to get on the internet and go to a website called "16yearoldwannabehookers.com" and think that's a good idea.

However, once at that level of intoxication, it's practically impossible to even find the computer, much less accurately type that URL.

Junkenstein

Well, that autocomplete feature is a fucker.

Which, however, implies he was on it before.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2014, 12:47:57 PM
I've been thinking about this.

There's a certain level of intoxication one needs to have to get on the internet and go to a website called "16yearoldwannabehookers.com" and think that's a good idea.

However, once at that level of intoxication, it's practically impossible to even find the computer, much less accurately type that URL.

Not just that, but who the fuck got him drunk?  It wasn't me.
Molon Lube

notloki

not making excuses for creepo just wonder.

maybe click stupid pop up from porn website while drunk?

then pop up take drunk to bad website?

or no

Raz Tech

It almost sort of sounds like a peopleofWalmart-esque website based on the URL, but I can't logically discern a sequence of events that would lead you there.

Faust

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2014, 12:47:57 PM
I've been thinking about this.

There's a certain level of intoxication one needs to have to get on the internet and go to a website called "16yearoldwannabehookers.com" and think that's a good idea.

However, once at that level of intoxication, it's practically impossible to even find the computer, much less accurately type that URL.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/10/16/john-grishams-new-novel-to-be-about-novelist-who-ruined-his-own-career/
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I have clicked on some horrible shit by accident.

And then clicked away.

I kind of have a feeling that these respectable 60 year old white men (love that he included the white part) probably wouldn't be successfully prosecuted if they clicked away.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bruno

Quote from: Your Mom on October 18, 2014, 01:33:57 AM
I have clicked on some horrible shit by accident.

And then clicked away.

I kind of have a feeling that these respectable 60 year old white men (love that he included the white part) probably wouldn't be successfully prosecuted if they clicked away.

Yeah, 60 year old could have implied confused/senile or just bad at newfangled technology, but there's just no way to explain away "white".
Formerly something else...

Junkenstein

In a stunning display of badly timed news, there's this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29692685

(UK, not USA related, but still, the theme is the same and I suspect similar conversations/statements to occur in due course)

QuoteSome paedophiles with images of child abuse will escape prosecution, the head of the National Crime Agency says.

Keith Bristow said the NCA would have to focus on pursuing those who posed most risk but that others would face a "range of interventions".

Some 660 arrests were made during a recent operation targeting people who had accessed child abuse images online.

However, the BBC understands that as many as 20,000-30,000 individuals were identified during that investigation.

QuoteNCA director general Mr Bristow said the work to assess the images was "high volume" and had to be done at pace.

"If there are 50,000 people involved in this particularly horrible type of criminality, I don't believe all 50,000 will end up in the criminal justice system," he said at a briefing for journalists.

"It's uncomfortable but we're going work through it in a logical way, target the most risky first."

QuoteHe said there would be a "range of interventions" which for some of the offenders could fall short of them "standing in a court".

QuoteThe NCA said it had to focus on those who did the most harm to children.

Society would have to have "deeply uncomfortable conversations" about the scale of child abuse and how to respond to it, Mr Bristow added.

Well, to the bold I would say that the scale is increasingly apparent to be huge beyond what even most cynical suspected. How to respond?  There is apparently a system of law and due process here but the above seems to be implying that this is impractical/impossible due to the scale and number of offenders.

What this will lead to, I have no idea. Proposals of some kind of amnesty for offenders earlier than year X? Or Older than Y? Dedicated police and courts? Fuck knows. The only thing I know is that when Society has a deeply uncomfortable conversation with itself innocent people get fucked over. I think it would be better to have a deeply uncomfortable conversation with the police about all kinds of things, such as enabling offenders and failing to monitor and arrest known offenders. What we seem to have here is a massive failing of Law enforcement and instead of, you know, actually enforcing the law, this dickhead thinks that everyone needs to have a chat and go soul searching about paedophiles.

Oh, and this will become a racial issue in short order. Not even taking bets on that given the current state of the UK.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

hooplala

Quote from: Trivial on January 08, 2015, 12:04:58 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/demoted-catholic-cardinal-radical-feminists-are-to-blame-for-pedophile-priests/

This fucker used to be our parish's bishop.  He fucked things up there too.

I've never used the word "malarkey" before, but I'm using it here. This guy is so full of shit he can't keep straight what he's talking about. The pedophilic priests go back waaaaay further than the 1970s, but nice try on his part.

Why can't people who don't like women just admit it, rather than invent all sorts of jive to try to justify it. I like Tiny Tim music... most people don't. I don't make excuses for it: I just like it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2015, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 08, 2015, 12:04:58 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/demoted-catholic-cardinal-radical-feminists-are-to-blame-for-pedophile-priests/

This fucker used to be our parish's bishop.  He fucked things up there too.

I've never used the word "malarkey" before, but I'm using it here. This guy is so full of shit he can't keep straight what he's talking about. The pedophilic priests go back waaaaay further than the 1970s, but nice try on his part.

Why can't people who don't like women just admit it, rather than invent all sorts of jive to try to justify it. I like Tiny Tim music... most people don't. I don't make excuses for it: I just like it.

Probably because "I don't like women" is even less socially acceptable than "Feminism causes pedophilia".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2015, 09:39:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2015, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 08, 2015, 12:04:58 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/demoted-catholic-cardinal-radical-feminists-are-to-blame-for-pedophile-priests/

This fucker used to be our parish's bishop.  He fucked things up there too.

I've never used the word "malarkey" before, but I'm using it here. This guy is so full of shit he can't keep straight what he's talking about. The pedophilic priests go back waaaaay further than the 1970s, but nice try on his part.

Why can't people who don't like women just admit it, rather than invent all sorts of jive to try to justify it. I like Tiny Tim music... most people don't. I don't make excuses for it: I just like it.

Probably because "I don't like women" is even less socially acceptable than "Feminism causes pedophilia".

There's that, plus they probably don't think they din't like women. I know a few genuine racists who would likely be shocked to be referred to as such.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman