Have you guys heard of Equinisity?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.equinisity.com

Welcome to Equinisity Retreats in Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada. Our Sacred Land is home to a herd of free roaming horses, llamas and our resident Buddha, Tesoro the bull. The 320 acres of enchanted forests, hills, lakes, rivers of underground crystals and magnificent views, is an energetic matrix for personal transformation through higher consciousness, universal love and connection to all life.

I think this could be a great vacation spot for PDers. We should put together a meet-up. It's only $1200 for three days, $2800 for eight.

[Faust]

Sounds nice, bit pricey for universal love though.

And Equinistry makes me think of this harrowing story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equus_%28play%29

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I wonder what the higher beings, healers and teachers all, at Equinisity would think about Equus.

[Junkenstein]

Looking at the activities...

Tune and raise your vibration through the powerful crystals of Gateway and healing sessions with the Herd
Discover the power of intention and how it manifests in your personal journey
Meditation and Journeying in the Spirit Lodge
Learn horse language, ground skills, and liberty play with Liz and the Herd
Practice alternative riding and bareback pads, treeless saddles, bitless riding with halters, reins, neck ropes, or nothing
Follow the Herd on the 320 acre   land of old growth forests, meadows, lakes, and magical places
Take a guided tour to meet the powerful trees, rocks, and explore the chakras and vortices
Learn to see vortices, feel and see auras, and connect and communicate with all life
Learn animal and communication with all life through journaling, dowsing, opening to channel and trusting and refining your innate abilities.

I'm not sure I could take all of that over 8 days. Without rupturing something anyway.

Some of it does look awesome though.

[Junkenstein]

Rethink this...

Liz Mitten Ryan
Facilitator/Horse Practitioner
When Liz Mitten Ryan moved to Gateway 2 Ranch in 1999, she embarked on a life changing journey. The 320 acres of untouched forests, meadows and lakes, became the pasture and home to Liz and her herd of warmblood horses. "One With The Herd- A Spiritual Journey" tells the story of how Liz lived in a wall tent for several months, following and communing with the herd, learning their secrets of connection and communication with The ALL (the horses' name for God) and all life.

Calling TGRR - Set up a kickstarter to send yourself there for a weekend. I'll kick in a tenner.

[Junkenstein]

Oh fucking behave

http://www.equinisity.com/miracles.html
NO. Animals good. This not. Angry words.

[The Johnny]

Rethink this...

Liz Mitten Ryan
Facilitator/Horse Practitioner
When Liz Mitten Ryan moved to Gateway 2 Ranch in 1999, she embarked on a life changing journey. The 320 acres of untouched forests, meadows and lakes, became the pasture and home to Liz and her herd of warmblood horses. "One With The Herd- A Spiritual Journey" tells the story of how Liz lived in a wall tent for several months, following and communing with the herd, learning their secrets of connection and communication with The ALL (the horses' name for God) and all life.

Calling TGRR - Set up a kickstarter to send yourself there for a weekend. I'll kick in a tenner.

I only ride coldblooded horses. Under a full moon. In October 31st.

[Junkenstein]

Horses told her the name for god.

That is all.

edit - I mean ALL

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

It entertained me. Hippies and horses, man. I can see people frolicking through the fields of horse turds and calling it wisdom.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Looking at the activities...

Tune and raise your vibration through the powerful crystals of Gateway and healing sessions with the Herd
Discover the power of intention and how it manifests in your personal journey
Meditation and Journeying in the Spirit Lodge
Learn horse language, ground skills, and liberty play with Liz and the Herd
Practice alternative riding and bareback pads, treeless saddles, bitless riding with halters, reins, neck ropes, or nothing
Follow the Herd on the 320 acre   land of old growth forests, meadows, lakes, and magical places
Take a guided tour to meet the powerful trees, rocks, and explore the chakras and vortices
Learn to see vortices, feel and see auras, and connect and communicate with all life
Learn animal and communication with all life through journaling, dowsing, opening to channel and trusting and refining your innate abilities.

I'm not sure I could take all of that over 8 days. Without rupturing something anyway.

Some of it does look awesome though.

This makes me want to SHIT IN MY PANTS.  GREAT HUGE TURDS OF HIPPIE-LOVE AND LIBERTY PLAY WITH THE HERD, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

I'M NOT FUCKING ANY COWS.

[LMNO]

I like horses. I don't like hippies.

I would most likely get all the horses to spook, and trample the hippies. While I wear assless chaps.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I like horses. I don't like hippies.

I would most likely get all the horses to spook, and trample the hippies. While I wear assless chaps.

Oh but these horses wouldn't spook. They are higher beings here to teach and heal us. They would just look at you reprovingly and lead you to the healing tables for some adjustment.

Although if I had $2800 to spend, trampled hippies and assless chaps isn't a bad way to spend it.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Move over, Tesoro the Bull. LMNO in assless chaps is the NEW RESIDENT BUDDHA.

Put the Linji Yixuan on 'em, dood.

[Mangrove]

Sounds nice, bit pricey for universal love though.

And Equinistry makes me think of this harrowing story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equus_%28play%29

And if blinded horses isn't harrowing enough, there's always Daniel 'typecast forever' Radcliffe.....in the nude.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I can't believe nobody brought up Caligula's horse yet.

Ooooops.