Eris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. :argh!:
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening at work: My punch-card (and no one else's) apparently stolen from the rack (and never found). Bizarre complaints from parents over paperwork that was filled out correctly. Other stuff I probably haven't had the time to notice because I work with kindergarteners.
-Increase in the number of sketch-comedy like bad mornings (ripped stockings, deodorant stains, general increase in clumsiness and forgetfulness).
-Electronics going more haywire than usual: for example, my computer apparently decided to SPONTANEOUSLY INSTALL the Korean character font I'd been trying to activate for weeks, and I don't think there was any kind of automated system update preceding it. My iPod, which was functioning reasonably well last week, turned up a black screen this morning and is to all appearances dead-- I assume the timing has something to do with the 45-dollar headphones I bought last night.
It is now 1:30 in the morning. Having shut the bathroom door so the drano could do its work on a clogged shower drain, I returned a few minutes ago to find the door LOCKED. It was always a little tricky-- I forgot to pad it with a towel this evening-- but I've always been able to open the thing before now. It has decided that I will not be using my toilet tonight, and I fear the havoc that is being wreaked upon my pipes as I type (I didn't get to rinse the drano out)... I'm really sleepy, I have to fucking pee, and the sink is starting to look really good right now.
Yes, it's definitely hilarious, in a tremendously irritating way, but I certainly have the feeling I'm being given special attention.
And I want to brush my teeth. :(
Wait. You're a Discordian, and you're upset because the chaos hit YOU?
:lulz:
WELCOME TO NOT GETTING THE POINT, A NICE PLACE JUST SOUTH OF WAHHHH!
Also, most of what you described, YOU did to YOURSELF.
The ipod breaking isn't random, it's because Apple makes pieces of shit so you will have to buy a new one every six months.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 27, 2008, 09:07:55 PM
The ipod breaking isn't random, it's because Apple makes pieces of shit so you will have to buy a new one every six months.
My previous one lasted almost 5 years. :kingmeh:
Well, sorry for all the crap that keeps happening. Maybe future occurances will be of the more entertaining and less annoying variety.
Also, you know Hangul? Neat!
I've only been a Discordian for a few weeks, Roger,so this is all pretty new to me. I don't think that I'm missing the point at all, since as I said I find the whole thing "hilarious in a tremendously irritating way." I've just been pretty surprised by how immediate and literal the appearance of chaos has been, though I may just be noticing it now.
And I found out how to jimmy the bathroom door, so it's been a learning experience, as well.
Guess I should have lurked moar before trying to make conversation.
Thank you, Nasturtiums, and I like your name. : )
Random annoying shit happens all the time, what's changed is your awareness of it.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 01:09:08 AM
Random annoying shit happens all the time, what's changed is your awareness of it.
PS this is the fundamental precept of discordianism, live and learn.
Oh, and you're not being recieved very well because nobody here treats eris as anything but a metaphor. It's not a legitimate religion, for god's sake.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:05:59 AM
though I may just be noticing it now.
And I found out how to jimmy the bathroom door, so it's been a learning experience, as well.
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Ja wohl.
Damn, that was fast, RBG. I was hoping no one would read that until I'd edited it. :(
Dude. I don't actually believe in a literal Eris, either. For fuck's sake, you guys.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:15:32 AM
Dude. I don't actually believe in a literal Eris, either. For fuck's sake, you guys.
Stick around long enough and you lose any faith in n00bs being intelligent.
Here, let me see if I can make this clearer:"
"Eris" is a MOTHERFUCKING "BITCH." :argh!:
Or the "fairies" are. Or the "Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe." "Somebody" "thinks" I'm funny.
Yes, it's definitely hilarious, in a tremendously irritating way, but I certainly have the feeling I'm being given special "attention."
Is that better?
Honestly, I thought I'd have to start ranting about the virtues of acid or something to get this much attention. O.o
You've been pegged in the category of "Needs learning but not irrevocably retarded"
Joy. So that would put me about on a level with the rest of you guys?
:lulz:
:sadbanana:
Why do they always think we're elitists, again?
calendula do you think we're elitists? :aww:
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 01:29:33 AM
You've been pegged in the category of "Needs learning but not irrevocably retarded"
The suggestion that she needs to be 'educated' could very easily be interpreted as a rather elitist sentiment. This does not, however, make it
wrong.
Keep trying, Calendula! :wink: Eventually you'll be allowed into the Inner Sanctum.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:05:59 AM
I've only been a Discordian for a few weeks, Roger,so this is all pretty new to me.
You never did dumb things before you were a Discordian?
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:05:59 AM
Guess I should have lurked moar before trying to make conversation.
Why? I'd still crap all over you. Nothing personal.
Roger, you are a HORRIBLE BASTARD. And your grinning icon makes it that much more a slap in the face. :argh!:
I was going to make you a special picture, but then I decided not to. So you can just imagine it-- it had a bunch of middle fingers in it...
You guys aren't elitist. You're just obviously on a higher natural level than anyone else. :roll: It is why I aspire to be like you, and why I am so very very crushed by your crushing statements. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm going off to drown my sorrows in cheap booze now, so THERE.
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2008, 12:23:25 AM
My previous one lasted almost 5 years. :kingmeh:
Must have been faulty
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 01:09:08 AM
Random annoying shit happens all the time, what's changed is your awareness of it.
That's the problem with coincidences, it could just have well not have happened, and then you wouldn't have noticed it, so STFU about it
QuoteWeird shit happening at work:
Increase in the number of sketch-comedy like bad mornings
Electronics going more haywire than usual
I'm being given special attention.
NO you're NOT, you're getting the usual treatment every recent illuminee gets as per the Procedure©. Get a number and get in line to collect.
QuoteI aspire to be like you
That's precisely what you're doing wrong, and that's also why all that nasty shit is happening to you.
Quote from: Rumckle on July 28, 2008, 12:23:34 PM
so STFU about it
Bite me. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Jesrad on July 28, 2008, 12:47:12 PM
Quote
I'm being given special attention.
NO you're NOT, you're getting the usual treatment every recent illuminee gets as per the Procedure©. Get a number and get in line to collect.
Well, I've certainly managed to garner a response from you guys. I thought I was posting a small anecdote that a couple of forum members might find vaguely amusing in the "hey that happens to me sometimes" kind of way, and here I've got Big Forum Names
TM jumping past each other to crap on it. I'm not used to this kind of limelightQ
Quote from: Jesrad on July 28, 2008, 12:47:12 PM
QuoteI aspire to be like you
That's precisely what you're doing wrong, and that's also why all that nasty shit is happening to you.
Damn you, you saw right through the way I cleverly disguised that comment as sarcasm. Can't fool you, man.
The cheap booze is actually calling, and I am actually on my way out, so have fun adding to the poop while I'm gone!
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
Roger, you are a HORRIBLE BASTARD. And your grinning icon makes it that much more a slap in the face. :argh!:
I was going to make you a special picture, but then I decided not to. So you can just imagine it-- it had a bunch of middle fingers in it...
You guys aren't elitist. You're just obviously on a higher natural level than anyone else. :roll: It is why I aspire to be like you, and why I am so very very crushed by your crushing statements. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm going off to drown my sorrows in cheap booze now, so THERE.
PROTIP: Tone does not carry well in a textual medium.
Welcome, btw, I feel you have potential, just calm it a bit, accept the criticism and the mind ray friend-requests. It'll all work out for the best in the end.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:17:31 PM
Damn you, you saw right through the way I cleverly disguised that comment as sarcasm.
Not that particular comment, actually, but the whole posting of that thread in the first place. But you're improving, really, you've already got the retroactive infallability part of being a Pope.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on July 28, 2008, 01:39:51 AM
:sadbanana:
Why do they always think we're elitists, again?
ahahahahahahahaha
I don't know much, but I have noticed that quite a few
morons enjoy being in their cliques. Maybe
they just think
you're morons and
you've mistakenly assumed
they thought
you were
elitists?
and on a side note, it is kind of funny how TGRR starts it off with a "STFU WHINER" comment, which is followed by what appears to be more whining.. hahaha
Hi Calendula! Welcome to PD.
Don't get intimidated by postcounts or haters or whatever. There's choppy waters here. As a new Discordian, I don't expect that you've got it all figured out. (And I think a lot of us could probably benefit from your "beginner's mind") So don't get discouraged by people telling you you're doing it wrong.
we used to have a member named Hunter (who's been missing for a few months) who greeted every single new member with a sincere "Fuck You, go away". Others have upheld this tradition in his absence.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/fightclubfrontporch.png)
Anyway, there's tons of stuff going on here. In particular, check out the Operation: Mindfuck board, and the OMGASM subforum.
Thank you, Cramulus, that's very neighborly of you. :) I've actually been reading and enjoying those two boards a lot the last couple of weeks, and will continue to do so.
The rest of you... dude, I get it, it was a dumb thread. Go chew on something else for a while. Or don't. <3 As you like it.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 04:02:03 PM
Thank you, Cramulus, that's very neighborly of you. :) I've actually been reading and enjoying those two boards a lot the last couple of weeks, and will continue to do so.
The rest of you... dude, I get it, it was a dumb thread. Go chew on something else for a while. Or don't. <3 As you like it.
Don't worry, its normal for the new posters to get such a welcome. Just ignore them. :fap:
I don't think it was dumb. It's just that shitflinging games are typical here. If you can't stand up to some abuse, you're probably not going to have a very good time. In general, it helps weed out shitty ideas and people who can't back up what they say.
also:
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 01:11:33 AM
Oh, and you're not being recieved very well because nobody here treats eris as anything but a metaphor. It's not a legitimate religion, for god's sake.
While I agree with what you said,
quit speaking for everybody
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 28, 2008, 04:08:21 PM
I don't think it was dumb. It's just that shitflinging games are typical here. If you can't stand up to some abuse, you're probably not going to have a very good time. In general, it helps weed out shitty ideas and people who can't back up what they say.
I dunno how much it actually helps, but yeah TITCM.
Quote from: RBoGYou've been pegged in the category of "Needs learning but not irrevocably retarded"
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:34:29 AM
Joy. So that would put me about on a level with the rest of you guys?
This exchange alone makes me like Cal.
Welcome, and stuff.
:mrgreen: Thanks, and stuff.
Quote from: LMNO on July 28, 2008, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: RBoGYou've been pegged in the category of "Needs learning but not irrevocably retarded"
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:34:29 AM
Joy. So that would put me about on a level with the rest of you guys?
This exchange alone makes me like Cal.
Welcome, and stuff.
2nd'ed
Wait, why didn't I say that earlier in the thread?
Anyway, hi Cal.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 04:02:03 PM
Thank you, Cramulus, that's very neighborly of you. :) I've actually been reading and enjoying those two boards a lot the last couple of weeks, and will continue to do so.
The rest of you... dude, I get it, it was a dumb thread. Go chew on something else for a while. Or don't. <3 As you like it.
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 28, 2008, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
Roger, you are a HORRIBLE BASTARD. And your grinning icon makes it that much more a slap in the face. :argh!:
I was going to make you a special picture, but then I decided not to. So you can just imagine it-- it had a bunch of middle fingers in it...
You guys aren't elitist. You're just obviously on a higher natural level than anyone else. :roll: It is why I aspire to be like you, and why I am so very very crushed by your crushing statements. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm going off to drown my sorrows in cheap booze now, so THERE.
PROTIP: Tone does not carry well in a textual medium.
Welcome, btw, I feel you have potential, just calm it a bit, accept the criticism and the mind ray friend-requests. It'll all work out for the best in the end.
I thought I was being nice to you too!
~~~Payne: Is hurt.
But Payne... I thought what we had went beyond mere words. :sad: That you could doubt my esteem... it hurts me, Payne... it hurts me.
(I did actually mean to comment and thank you for that-- sorry, I forgot! Thanks for that. :D)
And cheers, Cainad-- and, pray tell: what, if any, is your relationship to Cain? It's a question I've been pondering on. :?
Cheers, all! I love you, really, despite it all. (By and large, anyway. :mrgreen:)
Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way....
Tits or GTFO.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 05:44:29 PM
And cheers, Cainad-- and, pray tell: what, if any, is your relationship to Cain? It's a question I've been pondering on. :?
We commented on each other's blogs a few times, back when I actually posted on mine. Then I realized he posted on both POEE and here, and I had already been using my internet name, so I joined up, got some chuckles out of the confusion, and then I never went away.
Aw... I was hoping it was a joke. :lulz: Oh, well. ^_^
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 28, 2008, 04:08:21 PM
I don't think it was dumb. It's just that shitflinging games are typical here. If you can't stand up to some abuse, you're probably not going to have a very good time. In general, it helps weed out shitty ideas and people who can't back up what they say.
also:
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 01:11:33 AM
Oh, and you're not being recieved very well because nobody here treats eris as anything but a metaphor. It's not a legitimate religion, for god's sake.
While I agree with what you said,
quit speaking for everybody
What, now I have to preface every statement with "I know I don't speak for everyone, but here's what I think..."
Fuck that shit.
what, so I have to keep my mouth shut when someone tries to present their opinion as the Will of the Consensus?
Fuck that shit.
Shit fucking, ITT.
:boot:
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 28, 2008, 08:50:33 PM
what, so I have to keep my mouth shut when someone tries to present their opinion as the Will of the Consensus?
Fuck that shit.
There's no reason you can't just say "you're full of shit". I will, however, continue to spout arrogant statements with no modifiers or disclaimers.
okay cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTIgTqCZUgg&feature=related
Quote from: LMNO on July 28, 2008, 05:47:39 PM
Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way....
Tits or GTFO.
Here you go:
(http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG)
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 09:55:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 28, 2008, 05:47:39 PM
Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way....
Tits or GTFO.
Here you go:
(http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG)
:mittens:
[] male
[] female
[] fat
I'm picking all three.
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 28, 2008, 10:11:50 PM
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 09:55:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 28, 2008, 05:47:39 PM
Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way....
Tits or GTFO.
Here you go:
(http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG)
:mittens:
now those are tits!
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 09:55:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 28, 2008, 05:47:39 PM
Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way....
Tits or GTFO.
Here you go:
(http://www.shotgunreviews.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/manboobs.JPG)
harry potter in a suit says
blackfattatooium bigboobiuss
Quote from: Cainad on July 28, 2008, 12:23:25 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 27, 2008, 09:07:55 PM
The ipod breaking isn't random, it's because Apple makes pieces of shit so you will have to buy a new one every six months.
My previous one lasted almost 5 years. :kingmeh:
Yeah I was going to say something like that. I use it every day.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 28, 2008, 01:29:33 AM
You've been pegged in the category of "Needs learning but not irrevocably retarded"
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:34:29 AM
Joy. So that would put me about on a level with the rest of you guys?
You already are.
Snatch the snarky reply from my hand, grasshopper.
Only then shall we know if the student has become the master.
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2008, 12:31:44 AM
Snatch the snarky reply from my hand, grasshopper.
Only then shall we know if the student has become the master.
YUO SMASHED LUCKY CRICKET!
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
Roger, you are a HORRIBLE BASTARD. And your grinning icon makes it that much more a slap in the face. :argh!:
Eris made me do it. :)
:roll: Dude, come on. Eris is just a metaphor. :roll:
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:17:31 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 28, 2008, 12:23:34 PM
so STFU about it
Bite me. :mrgreen:
I wasn't actually referring to you in particular, but I left ambiguous on purpose, to get a rise.
But anyway, welcome to the board I guess, baptism of fire and all that. But that's what happens when you ignore Saint Aini's fire breathing metaphor.
Quote from: Rumckle on July 29, 2008, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:17:31 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 28, 2008, 12:23:34 PM
so STFU about it
Bite me. :mrgreen:
I wasn't actually referring to you in particular, but I left ambiguous on purpose, to get a rise.
But anyway, welcome to the board I guess, baptism of fire and all that. But that's what happens when you ignore Saint Aini's fire breathing metaphor.
Her what?
Risus,
never read the noob advice threads
Fair enough, but I still think it is a decent piece of writing.
Dude, aini just copied my advice to noobs thread. :kingmeh:
By the way Cram I was thinking about what you said at work, cause I got nothing else to do. It's a suspiciously postmodern demand, so I say
WHATEVA, I IMPOSE MY META-NARRATIVE ON YOUR PERSONAL TEXT WHEN I WANT
Besides, anyone with half a brain already knows we don't all agree with each other. Anyone who doesn't, doesn't last long (case in point, IANAR).
:lulz:
(http://extrapulp.com/random/cartman.gif)
Quote from: Calendula! on July 29, 2008, 04:56:38 AM
:roll: Dude, come on. Eris is just a metaphor. :roll:
For what?
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2008, 07:55:16 AM
Quote from: Calendula! on July 30, 2008, 07:42:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2008, 12:06:18 AM
Quote from: Calendula! on July 29, 2008, 04:56:38 AM
:roll: Dude, come on. Eris is just a metaphor. :roll:
For what?
For your mom, maybe?
fixt
Thanks, Nigel. <3 I'm still learning. :wink:
lawl
Quote from: Calendula! on July 30, 2008, 07:42:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2008, 12:06:18 AM
Quote from: Calendula! on July 29, 2008, 04:56:38 AM
:roll: Dude, come on. Eris is just a metaphor. :roll:
For what?
For your mom, maybe?
Great. Hey, look, the Daruko/Wade room is over there ---->
TGRR,
Demands funnier trolls.
Calendula: Is not actually a troll. Look elsewhere.
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Quote from: Calendula! on August 01, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
Calendula: Is not actually a troll.
Thats a shame.
Would you like to be one?
Quote from: rong on August 01, 2008, 08:47:56 PM
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This is fucking rad!
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Calendula! on August 01, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
Calendula: Is not actually a troll.
Thats a shame.
Would you like to be one?
Well, I have been looking into various career options, lately. But how do I know if trolling is the job for me? :?
Quote from: Calendula! on August 02, 2008, 04:07:14 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Calendula! on August 01, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
Calendula: Is not actually a troll.
Thats a shame.
Would you like to be one?
Well, I have been looking into various career options, lately. But how do I know if trolling is the job for me? :?
Well, you can work your own hours and telecommuting is standard in the industry. To start off with you'll be working as freelancer and will have to establish a reputation among tough competition, but once you get your foot in the door, you can start working with an experienced trolling organization and all the benefits that entails (collective security, access to scripts and browser bombs, aliases, intelligence, cheaper "your personal army rates"). Should you be able to get yourself to the top of the industry, you can command high fees and much respect in various corners of the web and IRL.
Downsides however include occasional run-ins with the law, late nights, caffeine addiction, threats, hacking attempts, the problems of keeping compartmentalized multiple identities, learning where to the draw the line and tub boy.
Quote from: Calendula! on July 28, 2008, 01:34:29 AM
Joy. So that would put me about on a level with the rest of you guys?
ABSOLUTELY. :wink:
Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2008, 03:18:07 PM
Quote from: Calendula! on August 02, 2008, 04:07:14 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 01, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Calendula! on August 01, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
Calendula: Is not actually a troll.
Thats a shame.
Would you like to be one?
Well, I have been looking into various career options, lately. But how do I know if trolling is the job for me? :?
Well, you can work your own hours and telecommuting is standard in the industry. To start off with you'll be working as freelancer and will have to establish a reputation among tough competition, but once you get your foot in the door, you can start working with an experienced trolling organization and all the benefits that entails (collective security, access to scripts and browser bombs, aliases, intelligence, cheaper "your personal army rates"). Should you be able to get yourself to the top of the industry, you can command high fees and much respect in various corners of the web and IRL.
Downsides however include occasional run-ins with the law, late nights, caffeine addiction, threats, hacking attempts, the problems of keeping compartmentalized multiple identities, learning where to the draw the line and tub boy.
This is so fucking win. I suggest putting up a craigslist ad immedietely.
I will do, just not immediately...
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
We're that way with pedos.
Life sucks. Wear a hat.
Quote
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on Today at 02:54:22 PM
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."
nice sig does it apply to under age girls?
Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 06, 2008, 12:56:25 AM
Quote
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on Today at 02:54:22 PM
"Threats should not be tolerated. They're demeaning, they're violations to human rights and no one deserves them."
nice sig does it apply to under age girls?
Yes. It applies to everybody. Even to you. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2008, 12:46:09 AM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
We're that way with pedos....
Life sucks. Wear a hat.
Thanks for the hat-wearing advice in the second part.
As for the first part, ah, that old accusation once again. How about if every time someone brings that up, I post a link to my response at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131) (Because of how links work here, you may have to manually scroll down to post 131)
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 06, 2008, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2008, 12:46:09 AM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
We're that way with pedos....
Life sucks. Wear a hat.
Thanks for the hat-wearing advice in the second part.
As for the first part, ah, that old accusation once again. How about if every time someone brings that up, I post a link to my response at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131) (Because of how links work here, you may have to manually scroll down to post 131)
Amazingly enough, you don't name any actual ages, do you?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2008, 03:00:39 AM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 06, 2008, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2008, 12:46:09 AM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
We're that way with pedos....
Life sucks. Wear a hat.
Thanks for the hat-wearing advice in the second part.
As for the first part, ah, that old accusation once again. How about if every time someone brings that up, I post a link to my response at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16668.131) (Because of how links work here, you may have to manually scroll down to post 131)
Amazingly enough, you don't name any actual ages, do you?
That would actually answering a question. Fuck him. Wait, I'm too old..........
Fuck you Uncle BadTouch, your response didn't answer shit.
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
You old fraud. You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the
Principia Discordia.
Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness. Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.
To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.
So STFU and GTFO.
Shit happens. Go to sleep, wake up, and try again.
Quote from: LMNO on August 06, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
You old fraud. You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.
Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness. Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.
To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.
So STFU and GTFO.
DAMN IT! Somebody finally caught me. I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past." But as you found me out, I might as well admit it. I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 06, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 06, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
You old fraud. You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.
Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness. Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.
To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.
So STFU and GTFO.
DAMN IT! Somebody finally caught me. I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past." But as you found me out, I might as well admit it. I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.
That's a shame....their new "Pike's Place" blend is quite pleasant....
I'm a fan of the Yukon blend myself. Smooth and satisfying.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 07:20:51 PM
I'm a fan of the Yukon blend myself. Smooth and satisfying.
Not tried that one yet. Will look into it.
Me & Mrs Mang' had a thing for the Columbian blend for a few weeks. My favorite was 2007's Xmas blend which was really really nice.
Ooh, yes, that is an excellent blend. I also heard somewhere that they were going to be employing this new sales gimmick of 2$ Grande Frappes after 2pm.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 07:27:52 PM
Ooh, yes, that is an excellent blend. I also heard somewhere that they were going to be employing this new sales gimmick of 2$ Grande Frappes after 2pm.
Didn't know about that. Still, I wouldn't order one. I am pretty much dedicated to black coffee, no milk, cream, sugar, ice or any kind of flavoring.
Coffee is the flavor..
I flavor my coffee with moar coffee. GOOD GAWD, WHY IS EVERYTHING SHAKING?!?!?!
RWHN,
Vacation is 2 days away but my mind is already there.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 08:31:16 PM
I flavor my coffee with moar coffee. GOOD GAWD, WHY IS EVERYTHING SHAKING?!?!?!
RWHN,
Vacation is 2 days away but my mind is already there.
Speaking of vacation - looks like Mrs Mang & I will be in Portland later this month for the art show.
I will be there also. My brother is showing his art there.
*predicts meeting of the Mangs*
I know Mrs. Mang is a little suspect of the PD.COMers, so when I find out where my bros art stall is going to be, I'll let you know so we can plan the chance run-in. :wink:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 08:46:29 PM
I know Mrs. Mang is a little suspect of the PD.COMers, so when I find out where my bros art stall is going to be, I'll let you know so we can plan the chance run-in. :wink:
Cool. I'll have my scrid shirt or my pterodactyl for ease of identification.
RWHN: Hey that's a great shirt! What is it?
Mang: It's a scrid.
RWHN: A what? I've never heard of that before :wink:
I'll be the one chasing a little 4-year old demon yelling "Hey, get out of the street!"
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 08:50:25 PM
I'll be the one chasing a little 4-year old demon yelling "Hey, get out of the street!"
:lol:
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 06, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 06, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
You old fraud. You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.
Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness. Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.
To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.
So STFU and GTFO.
DAMN IT! Somebody finally caught me. I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past." But as you found me out, I might as well admit it. I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.
Nothing you have said makes you any less creepy.
Quote from: Mangrove on August 06, 2008, 08:36:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 08:31:16 PM
I flavor my coffee with moar coffee. GOOD GAWD, WHY IS EVERYTHING SHAKING?!?!?!
RWHN,
Vacation is 2 days away but my mind is already there.
Speaking of vacation - looks like Mrs Mang & I will be in Portland later this month for the art show.
I got ALLL excited for a moment there, but then I realized that you are referring to Portland Senior. :(
Quote from: Nigel on August 07, 2008, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on August 06, 2008, 08:36:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2008, 08:31:16 PM
I flavor my coffee with moar coffee. GOOD GAWD, WHY IS EVERYTHING SHAKING?!?!?!
RWHN,
Vacation is 2 days away but my mind is already there.
Speaking of vacation - looks like Mrs Mang & I will be in Portland later this month for the art show.
I got ALLL excited for a moment there, but then I realized that you are referring to Portland Senior. :(
Yeah sorry...Portland Maine. However, if I can trick her into driving to Portland Oregon, we should meet up for dinner :)
"ok, take a left at Rt 90... Keep going... Keep going..."
Hmm, maybe we need to have a Portland-Portland summit. We can meet in Wichita.
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 06, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 06, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
You old fraud. You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.
Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness. Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.
To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.
So STFU and GTFO.
DAMN IT! Somebody finally caught me. I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past." But as you found me out, I might as well admit it. I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.
Oh, just shut the fuck up, you windbag.
Quote from: LMNO on August 07, 2008, 02:42:28 PM
"ok, take a left at Rt 90... Keep going... Keep going..."
Hahaha "But honey, we've been driving for three days..."
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 07, 2008, 03:03:30 PM
Hmm, maybe we need to have a Portland-Portland summit. We can meet in Wichita.
I could hell of do that. It's 3-4 days drive from here, tops.
Goddammit, I wish I'd never posted this stupid thread. :facepalm:
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 05, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
QuoteEris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH.
Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.
Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:
-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.
Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface). Choose one:
1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that. If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess. Your problems mean you're doing Bad!
2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it. So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back. That's why you're having so many problems. Your problems mean you're doing Good!
Thanks, that's, um. Nice.
Unfortunately, this was never intended to be a serious thread. Had I lurked longer, I would have discovered the Open Bar or a similar thread and posted it there instead. I misinterpreted the word "rants" in the description of the "Or Kill Me" forum; that's all. In addition, as it's been pointed out, tone carries really fucking poorly over the internet.
I have a cat. I love my cat dearly. I love him dearly,
because (among numerous other reasons) he is a HORRIBLE BASTARD who does really cruel things to my limbs and furniture, and makes an even bigger mess of my apartment than I do of my own.
I repeat: I love my cat. BECAUSE HE IS A HORRIBLE BASTARD. BECAUSE HE CREATES CHAOS IN UNEXPECTED AND HILARIOUS WAYS. I'm proud of his ingenuity, delighted by his energy, glad of the company even when I'm cursing him out and calling him names. The entertainment value after the fact is usually worth whatever lost sleep and inconvenience are caused by Yggi's behavior. If he's too quiet, I worry.
This is what dog people do not understand about cat people. If I were to go into a forum filled with non-cat-lovers and make a post about how Yggi dragged me back from the bring of sleep last night by jumping on my face and making crazy noises-- or how he slashed open another new bag of kitty litter all over my bed-- or how I had to take down most of the decorations in my apartment when he proved there was no high point he wasn't ingenious enough to reach-- they'd tell me to stop complaining. ""Wait-- so you WENT OUT AND GOT A CAT, and you are now complaining about a few messes and shredded sofas? Welcome to MISSING THE POINT, a place just south of WAAAAH." (In such a hypothetical instance, such a hypothetical response might be accused of MISSING THE POINT.)
There is complaining, and complaining. I generally complain more to make conversation than for any serious reason. I unfortunately did so here in such a way as to come across as totally serious, which I was in fact not. So, like, just putting that out there.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled threadjack. :fnord:
PLEASE IGNORE THE Uncle BadTouch, IT IS MALFUNCTIONING.
if you think Eris is a bitch, you should meet her sister
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2008, 06:33:28 PM
PLEASE IGNORE THE Uncle BadTouch, IT IS MALFUNCTIONING.
No, he's functioning just perfectly, sucking all funny from thread.
Calendula! I enjoyed your post. It merely got me going on how some Christians (not all--there's some I love and some who are quite intelligent) will twist things in two completely different directions and think it all makes sense.
As for me malfunctioning? Impossible.
Reverend "I cannot possibly go worng" Uncle BadTouch
Another thread ruint because Uncle BadTouch pissed in it.
Everyone out of the pool!
ass-wipe only malfunctions with user error
Attn: Cal.
Your follow-up post makes you sound like Not A Douche.
I appreciate that.
Carry on with the Uncle BadTouch mockery.
Quote from: Reverend Uncle BadTouch on August 11, 2008, 11:58:28 PM
Calendula! I enjoyed your post. It merely got me going on how some Christians (not all--there's some I love and some who are quite intelligent) will twist things in two completely different directions and think it all makes sense.
As for me malfunctioning? Impossible.
Reverend "I cannot possibly go worng" Uncle BadTouch
(http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v21/fartlojunior/stop_posting.jpg)
Quote from: Calendula! on August 11, 2008, 04:43:30 PM
This is what dog people do not understand about cat people. If I were to go into a forum filled with non-cat-lovers and make a post about how Yggi dragged me back from the bring of sleep last night by jumping on my face and making crazy noises-- or how he slashed open another new bag of kitty litter all over my bed-- or how I had to take down most of the decorations in my apartment when he proved there was no high point he wasn't ingenious enough to reach-- they'd tell me to stop complaining. ""Wait-- so you WENT OUT AND GOT A CAT, and you are now complaining about a few messes and shredded sofas? Welcome to MISSING THE POINT, a place just south of WAAAAH." (In such a hypothetical instance, such a hypothetical response might be accused of MISSING THE POINT.)
Hey, if you sleep with bags of kitty litter, you deserve what you get.