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UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

One of the things that ive noticed baggers saying over and over is that liberals are afraid of the tea party. How can one possibly be afraid of a potential bachmann palin debate? That's like decribing dude wheres my car as a horror film.
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Luna

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 11:18:43 PM
Doesn't the tea party SPLIT the GOP?  :lulz:

Yep.  A strong Tea Party candidate would all but ensure an Obama win.  My bet would be a last minute pullout and throwing her votes to Bachmann.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Palins an attention whore. She probably cant stand that bachmann is the new rcitf (reanimated corpse theyd like to fuck) and has to throw her hat into the ring for their own egotistical purposes. Besides i think the tea party secretly realizes that a 2012 white house win is going to tank their movement by august 2013.
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Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 22, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
One of the things that ive noticed baggers saying over and over is that liberals are afraid of the tea party. How can one possibly be afraid of a potential bachmann palin debate? That's like decribing dude wheres my car as a horror film.

:potd:

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deadfong

We should start a pool on how soon she drops out of the race.  And a side-bet on whether or not she actually shows up in Iowa on the 3rd, or if she'll blow it off for a shopping spree.

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Quote from: deadfong on August 23, 2011, 01:25:21 PM
We should start a pool on how soon she drops out of the race.  And a side-bet on whether or not she actually shows up in Iowa on the 3rd, or if she'll blow it off for a shopping spree.

BEFORE she has to file her financial statements. She won't want her followers to realize how much she raked in since she quit.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

Palin holds press conference, announces...  NOTHING.

QuoteAlthough 71 percent of Republicans in a recent Fox News survey said she shouldn't run for president, Palin laughed off polls in general, saying, "they're for strippers and cross-country skiers."

QuoteTo end the corruption, Palin proposed eliminating all federal corporate income tax. "Here's the best part: To balance out any loss of federal revenue from this tax cut, we eliminate corporate welfare and all loopholes, and we eliminate bailouts."

http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/09/03/sarah-palin-on-the-presidency-still-pondering-if-its-the-right-thing-to-do/
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Hoser McRhizzy

Not sure if  :lulz:   :horrormirth:  or   :roll:

QuoteSarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska and the Republican Party's frontline female politician, will be making her very first visit to South Korea to attend the 2011 World Knowledge Forum (WKF 2011).

Palin first entered mainstream politics when she was named the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 presidential election. Ever since, Palin has been the figurehead of grassroots conservative politics also known as the Tea Party Movement, which has been opening new scopes in US politics.

During the WKF, Sarah Palin will give a US leadership perspective on how to lead the world out of the latest crisis.

http://board.mk.co.kr/view.php?id=wkf2011_news_e&no=17&c=0

Then again, I can't take this too seriously.  According to wikipedia, it's the same forum that decided it's theme in 2008 should be Collabonomics.
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Quote from: Luna on September 04, 2011, 09:50:07 AM
Palin holds press conference, announces...  NOTHING.

QuoteAlthough 71 percent of Republicans in a recent Fox News survey said she shouldn't run for president, Palin laughed off polls in general, saying, "they're for strippers and cross-country skiers."

QuoteTo end the corruption, Palin proposed eliminating all federal corporate income tax. "Here's the best part: To balance out any loss of federal revenue from this tax cut, we eliminate corporate welfare and all loopholes, and we eliminate bailouts."

http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/09/03/sarah-palin-on-the-presidency-still-pondering-if-its-the-right-thing-to-do/

That's it. I am totally voting for Palin.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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And lolz.

Also, I don't see Palin as a strong candidate, for two reasons.

1) Rick Perry is also the Tea Party candidate. 

2) While Palin seemed briefly threatening in 2008-10, the fact that she is essentially a grifter with no real interest in wielding political power means she has neglected her pre-existing power base and pissed off potential backers with her increasingly bizarre delve into the celebrity lifestyle.  Palinism is still an acceptable minor cult in the Universal Church of Republicanism, but Teabaggers and Movement Conservative strategists both pin greater hope on Perry and/or Bachmann to carry the torch now.  Hell, even "savvy" media insider types like David Brooks aren't willing to do a "counterintuitive hypothetical" and posit Palin as a Serious Candidate anymore.  That, if nothing else, should tell you she's been cut loose, she's no longer useful.

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