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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#105
April 16, 2013, 08:38:32 PM
Is anyone screen-capping this shit?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#106
April 16, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
There's an entire tumblr devoted to the screenshots.

The Good Reverend Roger

#107
April 16, 2013, 08:43:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
There's an entire tumblr devoted to the screenshots.

Sweet.  Link?

I can see tumblr at home.  I can't see the page in question, on account of Windows 8.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#108
April 16, 2013, 08:45:46 PM
Better hurry up, there's talk of the tumblr being taken down. I'm looking for a screen scrape script, right now so I can grab it before it goes

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

#109
April 16, 2013, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 08:43:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
There's an entire tumblr devoted to the screenshots.

Sweet.  Link?

I can see tumblr at home.  I can't see the page in question, on account of Windows 8.

http://jacobearog.tumblr.com/archive
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#110
April 16, 2013, 08:58:02 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#111
April 16, 2013, 09:06:50 PM
K I've saved all the tumblr pages to hd. But fuck if I'm doing 400-odd pages of forum thread.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#112
April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

P3nT4gR4m

#113
April 16, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

u k baby? can I cumm in your month?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#114
April 16, 2013, 09:26:46 PM
You need to make him you GF first.

Try asking 20 times.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#115
April 16, 2013, 09:29:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 09:26:46 PM
You need to make him you GF first.

Try asking 20 times.

This all argues for the triumpant return of Susan.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#116
April 16, 2013, 09:33:10 PM
I know this isn't the way the universe works, but in my heart of hearts, I hope there's some guy on a forum somewhere saying, "Dudes, I'm trolling an entire fucking website with my Jacob The Retarded Stalker routine."

Cain

#117
April 16, 2013, 09:34:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

u k baby? can I cumm in your month?

Shave "I do it for jenkem" into your chest hair first, so I know you're real.

Suu

#118
April 16, 2013, 09:34:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:34:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

u k baby? can I cumm in your month?

Shave "I do it for jenkem" into your chest hair first, so I know you're real.

:spittake:
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P3nT4gR4m

#119
April 16, 2013, 09:36:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:34:08 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2013, 09:19:22 PM
Having pretended to be a woman on chatrooms to troll before now, I can say with some authority that this type of man is far too common for my personal comfort.

u k baby? can I cumm in your month?

Shave "I do it for jenkem" into your chest hair first, so I know you're real.

Does it still count if I already had it shaved on my chest?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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