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Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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Quote from: trix on October 10, 2014, 12:06:15 PM
awww

CAN I HOLD IT THROUGH THE INTERNET PLEASE?

I wont hurt it, I just want to hug it and do baby talk while trying to dodge the face-licking chin and nose biting!

Fixed that for you. :)
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trix

except my real one is made of barbed wire and burrito crumbs.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Faust on October 10, 2014, 10:42:14 AM
He accused me of being "anti-hate" for posting that I don't find his little tirades against this spam account interesting.

The idea of anti hate is an amusing one for me, I'm going to have to think about it for a bit. In the meantime I responded with this:

"Fuck I've been exposed as the post hipster I am.

I'm not anti hate mike, I love hate mike, hate makes my world go round. It's just that Your hate is banal.

You're just no GOOD at it because you're boring. Condolences."

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nice to know that Mike Martin is still thinking about me. :vom:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: trix on October 10, 2014, 10:27:08 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on October 10, 2014, 04:31:39 AM
also agreed.

Got sent home today for feeling sick. Not sure with what though. I was feeling short of breath, feverish, dizzy and there was a pain in my side. I'm starting to wonder if i'm cut out to work so many young kids like this. I'm worried the stress is what's making me sick.

Recently I had a similar spell... I wonder if it's related?

You both have Ebola.

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been, taking it easy since yesterday, on the dvice nurse hotline to get some guidance on what this could be. It's been over a half hour tho and i cant schedule a weekend appointment until tomorrow. Fucking Kaiser. First they refer me to a cult and now this
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Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2014, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: trix on October 10, 2014, 10:27:08 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on October 10, 2014, 04:31:39 AM
also agreed.

Got sent home today for feeling sick. Not sure with what though. I was feeling short of breath, feverish, dizzy and there was a pain in my side. I'm starting to wonder if i'm cut out to work so many young kids like this. I'm worried the stress is what's making me sick.

Recently I had a similar spell... I wonder if it's related?

You both have Ebola.

:spittake:
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Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on October 10, 2014, 06:32:52 PM
been, taking it easy since yesterday, on the dvice nurse hotline to get some guidance on what this could be. It's been over a half hour tho and i cant schedule a weekend appointment until tomorrow. Fucking Kaiser. First they refer me to a cult and now this

I hope it works out!  Please share what possibilities they give you as to what it could be.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Trix, from what you've posted, you're probably malnourished, anemic, and have low blood pressure.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

Quote from: Junkenstein on October 10, 2014, 10:45:43 AM
Trix:
QuoteProbably worth mentioning that I was not doing anything strenuous at the time.  Or for the past three years.  I'm such a computer nerd I barely stand up all day long.

I suspect I may have identified your issue.

Chronically bad circulation in the legs is no joke. The area below the belly button contains the area under the greatest blood pressure when the main artery splits to go down the legs (also, this is your physical center of balance point). Look up some stretches for computer users, man. :)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

As a side effect of my boyfriend having a job now, I'm not gonna see him this weekend. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."