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THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY

Started by davznothere, August 17, 2006, 05:01:43 PM

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Jasper

Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 23, 2006, 06:53:04 PM
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.

just the thought makes my sphincter quiver in lewd anticipation

Oh, gross.

davznothere

Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 23, 2006, 07:53:16 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 23, 2006, 06:53:04 PM
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.

just the thought makes my sphincter quiver in lewd anticipation

Oh, gross.

:-D

The Littlest Ubermensch

Quote from: davznothere on August 17, 2006, 05:01:43 PM
We are THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, an East Coast, eclectic, genre bending band based in Roanoke, VA ..... check us out

http://www.thediscordiansociety.com

About 5 months ago, I randomly searched "Discordian" and your page on some music downloading service showed up. I downloaded the song that was free, and I have to admit, I didn't like it very much. It was "Words". It just made me bored and feeling like listening to Bitches Brew.

I think the problem is is that it's just not very compelling. Perhaps you've changed, perhaps you haven't.
[witticism/philosophical insight/nifty quote to prove my intelligence to the forum]

LISTEN TO MY SHOW THURSDAY 5-7 EST

THEN GO TO MY MYSPACE

Triple Zero

Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 05:20:35 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 22, 2006, 05:46:44 PM
ok now do something discordian.

and make it spontaneous

ok ..... so tell me how i get the rabbit OUT of my ass .....
..try slightly more spontaneous and without the rabbit.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

His quivering sphincter comment showed potential.

Triple Zero

Quote from: The Littlest Ubermensch on August 24, 2006, 12:46:11 AMAbout 5 months ago, I randomly searched "Discordian" and your page on some music downloading service showed up.
a few years ago i randomly searched for "mindfuck" on AudioGalaxy, it came up with Takkyu Ishino and Babyland. both not too bad.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

putz

I HAVE A BLOCK OF GOUDA IN MY PANTS!

THIS POST IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL!

WHERE IS MY PRIZE?

:? :cry: :?
You really are children here I cant believe it???

davznothere

Quote from: putz on August 24, 2006, 11:32:08 AM
I HAVE A BLOCK OF GOUDA IN MY PANTS!

THIS POST IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL!

WHERE IS MY PRIZE?

:? :cry: :?

is that smoked gouda ..... or just regular gouda ? ..... cause if it's smoked you need to drop a pint of guiness down yer pants ..... it goes great with smoked gouda

putz

MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
FETCH ME MY SLIPPERS!!

DFHCKHGGHFDYGCVUFYVG???

I'M SORRY MISTA NOODLE I SEEM TO HAVE STOLEN FROM YOU!



:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
You really are children here I cant believe it???

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:

I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian".  There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.

In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band.  Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.

I am working on the PD top 10 brutal moments, and this is one of them.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jasper on August 18, 2006, 08:34:15 AM
LMNO's not a bad guy, he's just reeaally bitchy sometimes.


Narrator:  But LMNO was the bad guy.
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

altho I bet LMNO feels pretty silly now that The Discordian Society just won its third Grammy
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on February 03, 2020, 09:05:15 PM
altho I bet LMNO feels pretty silly now that The Discordian Society just won its third Grammy

No, Billy Eilish (sp?) won all that. 

This reality is WORSE than LMNO's worst nightmares.
Molon Lube

LMNO

In an exiting plot twist, I like the Billie Eilish record.


Not sure the academy was right in giving her ALL the Grammys, though.