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Optimists: A Call to Arms

Started by Eater of Clowns, October 23, 2009, 10:26:18 PM

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Eartha-ly Delights

"A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist"
William Makepeace Thackeray

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Say what you will about the Nazis, but no woman ever fantasised about being tied up and ravished by a Liberal Democrat, now did she?
PJ O'Rourke

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Terry Pratchett

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am NOT an idealist. Fuck no. There is a huge difference between idealism and optimism. It's basically the difference between being an Utopian and a Socialist.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."