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Started by Freeky, May 06, 2011, 07:01:18 AM

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Freeky

May 06, 2011, 07:01:18 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.  FUCKING DO IT.

Phox

#1
May 06, 2011, 07:04:56 AM
Why has my monitor not yet exploded from reading this thread?

Freeky

#2
May 06, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
BECAUSE IT'S OLD AND PATHETIC AND CAN'T TRANSLATE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE RIGHT NOW.

Kurt Christ

#3
May 06, 2011, 07:18:10 AM
I have yet to see a meathammah fly through the window.  Why?
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

BadBeast

#4
May 06, 2011, 07:39:27 AM
Hate's a good strong thing to be feeling, at this time of day! I have to go down town in a while, and i shall float down there on a cushion of distilled hatred for my fellow man. So they had better not be fucking wit ai, this morning. Not even one little bit.

Naice wun Freeky, Love you, hate you, love you! Grrrr!  :argh!:  X.  :kiss:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

#5
May 06, 2011, 08:02:21 AM
Quote from: Vartox on May 06, 2011, 07:18:10 AM
I have yet to see a meathammah fly through the window.  Why?

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EARNED IT, PEON.

Freeky

#6
May 06, 2011, 08:02:42 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 06, 2011, 07:39:27 AM
Hate's a good strong thing to be feeling, at this time of day! I have to go down town in a while, and i shall float down there on a cushion of distilled hatred for my fellow man. So they had better not be fucking wit ai, this morning. Not even one little bit.

Naice wun Freeky, Love you, hate you, love you! Grrrr!  :argh!:  X.  :kiss:

FUCK OFF STONER.

BadBeast

#7
May 06, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
 You're a right fucking charmer this morning, I see.  OK, riddle me this then Batman, Why is it called a "Funfair"? It's not fun, and it's certainly not fucking fair! £6 for 2 fucking minutes in the Dodgems? Thieving Pikey Bastards!  And the seat was covered in Beer!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Lies

#8
May 06, 2011, 08:54:50 AM
Why is all the rum always gone?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Rumckle

#9
May 06, 2011, 10:15:53 AM
What should I do with all this rum that just came into my possession?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Triple Zero

#10
May 06, 2011, 12:37:51 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 06, 2011, 10:15:53 AM
What should I do with all this rum that just came into my possession?

Mojitos. Duh.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

#11
May 06, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Does Freeky require MOAR PILLZ?

Jasper

#12
May 06, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Payne

#13
May 06, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
How much HIMEOBS would HIMEOBS HIMEOBS if HIMEOBS could HIMEOBS HIMEOBS?

Freeky

#14
May 06, 2011, 06:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 06, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
You're a right fucking charmer this morning, I see.  OK, riddle me this then Batman, Why is it called a "Funfair"? It's not fun, and it's certainly not fucking fair! £6 for 2 fucking minutes in the Dodgems? Thieving Pikey Bastards!  And the seat was covered in Beer!

I DON'T SPEAK YOUR HEATHEN LINGO. STFU
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