Killing=Hilarious

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My world is really very simple.

[Phox]

My world is really very simple.

I am a fan of Nigel's World.

[AFK]

So, logically, this means Johnny Depp is a furry.  

This will crush Mrs. WHN.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

Furries.

Also people who are into garden tools are furries.

Bridgeport mills are NOT covered in fur.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh

[Phox]

So, logically, this means Johnny Depp is a furry.  

This will crush Mrs. WHN.  

Well, I'm not sure Johnny Depp qualifies as a person.

[BabylonHoruv]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

[BabylonHoruv]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

A latent appliance fetishist is someone who has not yet admitted that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machiiiiiiiines

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Once again, you are talking out of your ass. Shut the fuck up, furry.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

Quit making excuses, aspie.  Tell us more about your hot wife that is always THIS close to being a big movie star, and why - with said hot wife - you need "e-girlfriends" to break up with (when they find out that you're a snuff freak).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, logically, this means Johnny Depp is a furry.  

This will crush Mrs. WHN.  

Why is Johnny Depp a furry? 

[Eater of Clowns]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

Beneath rapists, yes.

Beneath child molesters, depends a lot on your views of the afterlife.  With mine I'd rather be dead than have been molested as a child, considering the consequences that tend to come with that.

I agree, I mean some people who were molested as children end up in a victimization spiral of control oriented sexual fetishes wherein they take on increasingly dominant roles, ultimately finding themselves snuff porn enthusia-OH WAIT!

[AFK]

Garden tools.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, but for the most part people who are into it are the sexual equivalent of suburban would-be punk rockers. Since punk rockers are basically a type of furry, and Santa Claus is basically a type of furry, that means that people who are into snuff porn are basically a type of furry.

Spurious logic ITT.

I'm not seeing any righteous causes where there are none.  They get off on the notion of killing someone as a sexual act.  Since the right to life is the most basic right you have, I consider them beneath rapists and child molesters.

OK.

But I'm not a furry, and they aren't in my category. Therefore, furries.

What about people that get turned on by appliances and/or industrial machinery?

Because, you know, that lathe was BEGGING for it, spinning around and around like that.

TGRR,
Prosthetics in odd places.

A latent appliance fetishist is someone who has not yet admitted that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machiiiiiiiines

Joke ruined by arriving sleazy creep.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My world is really very simple.

So is mine.  The ranking system looks rather like this:

Cornish
Scots
Irish
Tetanus
Welsh