OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

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Free choice, lets best wait
Forever disintegrating
Will without foreplay

Your job sounds terrible.

I know, it's like working hospitality at waste management

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I also have tentative support for my security contractor gig (whereupon I will assess security, and get paid for it, and tell them it sucks, and recommend the position of Security Director, which I will be the most qualified for, and thus will be appointed to).

I mean, it's early days yet.  But it could happen.

Cool beans.

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I got a temp job handling sensitive documents for a bank.

I'm also balls deep in JavaScript and have a good shot at a paid internship doing front-end work in about 3-6 months, possibly sooner. There's a tech scene in town and I've managed to network myself right into it.

[EK WAFFLR]

It is my birthday
Spent it at the hospital
lip scalpeled open

[LMNO]

I also have tentative support for my security contractor gig (whereupon I will assess security, and get paid for it, and tell them it sucks, and recommend the position of Security Director, which I will be the most qualified for, and thus will be appointed to).

I mean, it's early days yet.  But it could happen.

I like the sound of that plan.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Um, happy birthday Waffle? 

[EK WAFFLR]

Haha. Thanks.

I have a lipoma in my lip, that aquired a nasty infection during easter. Had to open the lip up to get out pus and other nasties.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Things maybe went on
I was asleep at my desk
So I do not know

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I also have tentative support for my security contractor gig (whereupon I will assess security, and get paid for it, and tell them it sucks, and recommend the position of Security Director, which I will be the most qualified for, and thus will be appointed to).

I mean, it's early days yet.  But it could happen.

It sounds like it went far better than I would have guessed. Maybe their heads aren't THAT far up their asses, after all.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got enough sleep instead of finishing my homework or showering. Now I am groggy and trying to decide between showering or trying to finish my lab report.

This might be the term that does me in.

[Doktor Howl]

Plastic water pipe
Was not designed for high temp
Old Faithful redux

(I did warn them)

[Doktor Howl]

I got enough sleep instead of finishing my homework or showering. Now I am groggy and trying to decide between showering or trying to finish my lab report.

This might be the term that does me in.

I doubt it.  Finish report, the world can live with your funk.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I dropped Cell Bio lab.

I was just taking too many damn credits, and I can take Cell Bio lab any term but summer... Microbial Metagenomics is a one-shot class. I feel so relieved.

It's kind of too bad I've already spent six hours on the homework for lab, but hey, at least I'll be REALLY prepared when I take it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Plus after working in a lab for a few months I bet it will be a lot more straightforward.

[Doktor Howl]

I dropped Cell Bio lab.

I was just taking too many damn credits, and I can take Cell Bio lab any term but summer... Microbial Metagenomics is a one-shot class. I feel so relieved.

It's kind of too bad I've already spent six hours on the homework for lab, but hey, at least I'll be REALLY prepared when I take it.

Sounds like a wise decision.