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#106
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: BIP WIKI TECH
September 18, 2007, 09:26:10 PM
Well, dead in the way trees are dead in the winter. When the energy and productivity comes back to the forums, I'm sure some of what we were doing with the BIP will come back, but as of now, not much is going on with it. At the least, it's pretty far away from the days of threads getting 6 pages in the space of a few hours, new material being pumped out by the boatload, and planning for rapid expansion. All I can hope for is that at within a few resurrections this stuff will hit a critical mass and all of what we're doing ends up with a way bigger payoff.
#107
Or Kill Me / Re: What Are You Thinking Right Now?
September 18, 2007, 09:16:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 18, 2007, 02:59:37 AM
Apart from the standard post a bit of rantiness, and ensuing discussion, you mean?

Ratatosk had a running in with Roger (see the thread in apple talk, something like "Cornholio punked out and deleted his thread"). TGRR started to spam all his posts with the Friendly People tract.

And so it goes.

A ha.
#108
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: BIP WIKI TECH
September 18, 2007, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2007, 01:58:07 PM
I want to propose an overhaul of the Wiki.  Moar later.

Overhaul all you want, the BIP is dead.

And to think we had high hopes of magazines and mass movement.
#109
Or Kill Me / Re: What Are You Thinking Right Now?
September 18, 2007, 02:00:36 AM
Anyone willing to explain what happened in this thread?
#110
Or Kill Me / Re: BEST DAY EVAR!!!
September 07, 2007, 12:43:43 AM
Well, you know what having a shitty day means:

suicide is the only option.
#111
Literate Chaotic / Re: A movie I suggest you all see
September 04, 2007, 11:49:39 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 30, 2007, 03:02:10 PM
Well, exactly.

And I have a gripe with anything that encourages rape as a sexy idea.

There are rape fantasies/role plays/etc, which are totally a-okay. People have them, and there's nothing wrong with that.

And then there's actual rape, and having it reinforced that it's arousing. That's different.

Argh. Sorry, I am going to try not to get preachy. Rape is just one of those things I get really aggressive about.

One of the things about this movie is that it in no way eroticizes the rape scene. It just takes a fly on the wall stance and shows you how brutal and horrible of a thing it is.
#112
Literate Chaotic / Re: A movie I suggest you all see
September 04, 2007, 10:42:18 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 31, 2007, 12:33:29 AM
i listen to speedcore just because sometimes you want a beat to be HARDER and FASTER than all the rest. not to numb myself.

speedcore is good for doing the dishes by, or vacuuming your room.

12 minute rape scene would probably just make me feel ill :)

It does have a purpose though. It's over the top, but the point of the film is made very clear.
#113
Once upon a time, two boys were in an argument. The nature of the argument was over who had the shaggiest dog. One little boy, named Billy, was firmly convinced his dog, Spot, was the shaggiest. Another boy, Joe, was equally convinced that his dog, Rufus, was the shaggiest. Both little boys had had a fair bit of trouble at home, and were growing apart after long years of friendship. The arguing had grown nearly constant, but with both having distant parents and living in a suburban, uncaring neighborhood, nobody had really noticed aside from them and a few of their friends.

Billy had proposed a contest to determine whos dog was the shaggiest. It was to be a contest to be determined by the neighborhood children. The plans were made, and later that day, they got together all their friends in the neighborhood, and decided to vote. After the votes were counted, it came up as a tie. Both Billy and Joe were furious that their argument couldn't end (and a psychologist could easily explain that this is because they secretly wanted to be good friends again, but because apologizing was "sissy", they had to settle it in some competitive manner. This is not to imply that this is particularly wrong or makes boys weaker, but it's simply what little boys do.)

Furious, they decided to bring their dogs to the neighborhood chili cookoff (a suprising coincidence with their argument, considering it was early April, and the cookoff was usually held in mid July. However, weather forecasts had shown it was to be unseasonably hot and dry that summer (quite possibly a result of global warming, or perhaps more related to el nino) and they decided it would be more prudent to hold the cookoff in April, despite the risk of rain.) Everyone in the neighborhood gathered together for the cookoff (in an all too uncommon display of local solidarity. The job market was collapsing around the city, and the people had grown restless, if not bitter and cold, in the wake of the constant threat of losing their once high standard of living.) They got their dogs out, and asked everyone to vote on who was the shaggiest. It took quite a bit of time for the votes to be properly counted (there were many people in the neighborhood), but once they were, it again came up as a tie. The tone had become almost desperate between the two boys, as they so relentlessly sought to end this petty conflict and return to their once happy lives, but they still persisted in the competition.

This time, it was to be decided by the whole city. Everyone was gathered in the town hall to decide what to do about the recent waste workers strike. Garbage was piling up everywhere in the small town, and once again, the ever more desperate residents came together in a stunning show of solidarity, all there for the simple aim of ending the strike and resuming with their lives. The boys knew nothing of this, however. They saw the trash piling up, but, being little boys, had no concept of what was really going on, and how desperate times had become. So, to continue their competition, they brought their dogs to the town hall, where everyone could vote on whose dog was the shaggiest. The votes were tallied after a long and arduous process, but once again, it came up as a tie. Right after the results were announced, Joe collapsed on the stage.

He was immediately rushed to the hospital. His mother began weeping uncontrollably. Her life had taken another turn for the worse. Her husband had grown bitter, cruel, and was turning to alchohol and cheap strippers in the abscence of any real love in his life. She saw his suicide note while cleaning their room, and tried to ignore it, waiting for him to end his life, too afraid of another one of his violent outburts to confront him. The hospital had fired her, under suspicion she had stolen painkillers that her job as a nurse gave her access too (and she was, but only for a persistent back pain her overcautious doctors never gave her meds for). It was all out of control, and now her baby, the one and only love in her life (for she'd given up on loving herself a long time ago), was hurt and nobody knew what by.

After months of taking tests and Joe's condition getting graver, they finally ran the last resort test: a test for HIV. He came up positive. They asked him if he was ever sexually active, but he wasn't. They asked if he was molested, but he wasn't. Finally, it came down to seeing if he had obtained it from a needle. After about a week of research, they found that similar inexplicable cases of HIV came from the doctor the family had been seeing. It was obvious little Joe got AIDS from a needle. A doctor's negligence, for no real reason ruining the life of a little boy who had his whole life ahead of him. Joe didn't know what AIDS was, but he soon came to learn how grave it was.

Upon hearing the news, Joe's father finally went through with it. Joe's mother returned to their house, only to find her husband, still on the floor with an empty bottle of her painkillers. She just sat there. Staring, blankly into the distance. Where did she go wrong? Why was God punishing her? There was no explanation. Nobody could help her. The doctors had already given Joe 6 months, but it was probably going to be less. The medical bills increased by the moment, and she felt something inside of her die. She brushed her hair, put on a clean blouse, and called 911. She knew what she had to do.

About two weeks later, young Joe was put on the talk show circuit, talking about what his experiences had taught him. He said what he was expected to say, but really didn't believe it. Pretending his life was worth anything would just be ignorant. There was no beauty left anymore, and the greeting card philosophy he had to tell all these middle aged house wives was driving him insane. He still had something on his mind, and that was his friendship with Billy. If his illness had taught him anything, it was to stop hiding the real motivation behind what he was doing. He knew that the shaggy dog contest was just an attempt to patch up his friendship. However, Billy didn't, so he knew it had to be settled. Using whatever power he had, he got Oprah to host what was to be the last of the competitions. For all of America to vote on who had the shaggiest dog.

It was all made very cutesy and spun into a game that he and Billy were playing, but they both knew something dark was behind it all. Joe's desperation met Billy's anger. Billy had grown sick of how much attention Joe was getting. Joe didn't deserve it! he said to himself, and he grew more and more hateful with every moment Joe had on TV. Why did Joe get to have everything make sense??? Why does he get to feel all this peace he's talking about??? Billy was sick with rage and a desperate desire to end this whole thing, so he set out to Oprah's studio, just to settle the competition and come out on top.

The show aired (live, in a rare moment), and the votes were cast. When it came down to it, in defiance of all statistics, it came up as a perfect tie.

It was then that little Joe died. His soul departed, and went up to heaven. It was there he met God and asked,

"God? Who's dog was shaggiest?"

And God replied,

"Billy's"
#114
Literate Chaotic / Re: A movie I suggest you all see
August 31, 2007, 12:27:16 AM
Quote from: triple zero on August 30, 2007, 01:19:41 PM
yes. it has a 12 minute rape scene.

now explain to me again why i should watch this?

- 000,
enjoyed the 12 minute "fighting over a pair of sunglasses" scene in They Live a lot more, probably

I dunno. Then again, I listen to speedcore intentionally too, which I'm pretty sure has the same motivations.
#115
Bring and Brag / Re: Classical guitar recordings
August 30, 2007, 11:27:12 PM
BMW, I'd really like to hear this, but I can't. I signed up for Multiply, but whenever I click on the file it asks me to log in again, and when I do, it redirects me back to the first page. Could you upload this anywhere else?
#116
Bring and Brag / Re: Classical guitar recordings
August 30, 2007, 02:52:28 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on August 30, 2007, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 29, 2007, 02:33:05 PM
First off, you should probably convert the WAV to MP3 before uploading.  saves a lot of memory.


Secondly, which program did you use to record it, and what sort of audio processing does it have?


Thirdly, you've got a really good tone.

Fourth, what sort of room are you in?

Fifth, what color panties are you wearing?

1. How would I convert to MP3?

2. I used the minimalist recording program that came with the computer. In the future I will use Audacity to record. I'm not sure what audio processing is.

3. Thank you.  :oops:

4. My bedroom. Not a very good place for recording with all the sound absorbing objects, and the noise. Which is why I'm suprised it cleaned up so well. I don't think there is really any room in this old wooden house with good acoustics.

5. I'm sorry, I can't be revealing trade secrets to dirty old men, can I?  :mrgreen:

And thanks to RWHN too. I look forward to any critiques you may have.

You can convert wavs to mp3s using Audacity. Just open up the wav and "export as mp3".
Sound processing referrs to whatever you do to the audio after it's recorded, like distortion, EQ, compression, etc.
#117
Literate Chaotic / A movie I suggest you all see
August 29, 2007, 10:10:39 PM
It's called Irreversible (with a bunch of little lines over letters, because the dirty French made it)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290673/
Quite possibly the only film I've ever seen that can be best described as "brutal". The opening title sequence could bring about a seizure, the second scene could make some people throw up and cry at the same time (and that's just the camera work), and there's a rape scene that is so messed up and realistic that it causes most of the theaters it's played in to nearly empty.

IMO, the ideas presented are a little too once sided and pessimistic, and is lopsided in its presentation of men and women (with men being brutal monsters, but I think that's a somewhat unintentional depiction, as it tries to point out that women are fucked up too, but just present it in the same visceral way). Still, it's a great movie, and I reccommend it highly.
#118
Or Kill Me / Re: Respite
August 27, 2007, 03:46:47 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on August 27, 2007, 01:00:30 AM
Point?

I love to see Uber school people.
I wish I had those skills when I was 15.

Day = made.  :mrgreen:
#119
Or Kill Me / Re: Respite
August 26, 2007, 05:48:46 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on August 26, 2007, 05:44:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2007, 05:12:33 PM
Betcha not.
I bet so.

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Attention, shitstain:  At no point did I tell anyone what to do.  I simply made an observation based on past experience.  I am sorry that the distinction is beyond your meager capabilities.  Does it hurt to be that stupid, or do you just kinda have a low buzzing noise in your ears?

You never did tell anyone to do.  I never mentioned who was a true Discordian or not.  But you can, much like a woman, say, "it's cold in here," and somebody will dive for the thermostat.  AND YOU KNOW THAT.  So yea, by choosing your language and knowing the effect it would have, you told people what to do.


Quote from: Pope Lecherous on August 26, 2007, 05:09:05 PM
ESPECIALLY True Discordians

:lulz:  <--- Laughing at you.

:lulz:  <--- Laughing at you because you can't detect sarcasm despite your massive intellect and your salty-ness in this domain (the internet)

[/quote]

1. You're still a dickhead.

2. He was laughing at you because you suck at sarcasm, not because he didn't notice it (or I should presume as such.)
#120
Or Kill Me / Re: Respite
August 26, 2007, 05:26:34 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 26, 2007, 03:29:56 PM
HA!

i was really, really waiting for someone to say that

what has it been, weeks? maybe two months?

anyone remember, when was the last time this forum was DED

we were way overdue, anyway

i am, however, kinda surprised it ended up being a n00b, saying it

Eh, it's happened before. Seems to just be a part of the cycles of the board. I'm sure another explosion of creativity will come again.