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Payne is such a WOMP master, that they come to him IN HIS DREAMS!

for your subconcious.

9 and 10 are my favourite rules, Fred is a benevolent Dictator, and you are no one till you been WOMPed.

What I has Learned At PD
using the "I'm so shocking look at meeeeee" card is annoying, you will get called on it.

Wut payne said about being really real and YOU is important. Unless your an Alt.  I got a pretty smooth run as a n00b once I figured that whining around here will get you no sympathy, and everyone is pretty much cool. I learned quick, no lurking for me!

DO NOT TREAT STUFF AS SOCIAL EXPERIMENTZ. Fictionpuss gets shit about that one still. (Fuck you, FP!)

You can survive a discordian meat-up as a n00b. I did. Barely.

NOW LOOK AT ME! :shakes fist at Payne:

Well I would go for the option of slight editing to reflect, and attribution to, the terrorists themselves.

After all it seems to consist entirely of vague buzzwords and ideals that would be easily transferable to The Other Side.

THIS.

yes. this would be awesome.

See what I mean?

Yes. Yes I did.

good, Photofuckit cannot eat the fruits of your Muse, I shall not allow it.

I'd be cranky too, if I nearly drowned and people were taking pictures of me.

Owl, "thanks for helping me out of the pool, but you coulda got me a towel instead of getting your fucking camera, spag" :owl stare:

We need an owl stare e-mote.

Payne is on great form!

did you remember to save these pics Payne?

poor owl look kinda cranky.

HA! have this Photofuckit. Payne told me the image had beden deleted, and that he'd forgot to save a copy, I looked at the page, said "Ican still see it".

Pic and WOMP saved, and e-mailed back to Payne.

YOU'RE SO TALL, FACEBOOK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LOOK AT YOUR ARSE. 

The Fuhrer of the Swamp Yankees, Adolf Suutler, has long been making territorial demands of her neighbours, demands that until now have been entirely reasonable from an enlightened and liberal point of view.

It has now become obvious that Suutler cannot be trusted to share and share-alike, and that a much stronger line is needed against her policies.

The invasion of Pennsylvania, though it can be justified on self-deterministic grounds, sets dangerous precedents with regards to adjoining territories within which the Swamp Yankees may have a vague historical and cultural claim.

This commentator calls on the governments of the world to draw a line across this building aggression before the entire continent is thrown into chaos, and we lose the delicate balance of power that has ensured the surety of our continuing power and glory!

TGRR is brushing with some mighty fine troofpaste. 

Let's just examine that, shall we?

"You should keep the huge boobs and all the backaches that come with them, because I don't want to see a white line on the side of your boob.  My aesthetic sensibilities are more important than your health.  But I love ya."

mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.

white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)

mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.

YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPANK THE MINT! crush it up too hard and you'll look like u ate spinach then forgot to brush your teeth.

I keep reading "Payne" as Payne

I did that too first read  !