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Started by the last yatto, April 05, 2010, 11:10:24 PM

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Doktor Howl

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I don't have a problem with Enki, although I'm not sure I'd want him to be my wingman at the club.

But I've seen him post interesting stuff before. He's not worthless.
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Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 06, 2010, 06:23:57 AM
I don't have a problem with Enki, although I'm not sure I'd want him to be my wingman at the club.

But I've seen him post interesting stuff before. He's not worthless.
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Cramulus

eh enki's alright. mostly harmless.


I'd rather have 3 enkis than 1 wade.

Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
If Enki doesn't want to be bitched at, perhaps he shouldn't do his level best to fuck up every thread he touches.

This.

I mean, seriously, I mention it in two threads, one of which is the one he actually fucked up.  Apparently someone wants me to go full out 2006 troll mode again.

Cain

Cuz seriously, I considered shitting on every single post Enki made from now on, in typical retard-Cain style, with flashing gifs and thousands of moving smilies and everything.  For ever and ever and ever.  But I considered that might be an overreaction.  On the other hand, bring up the fact the precious little darling actually did fuck up my thread and has actually made me reconsider posting stuff on here, and suddenly we have to make another thread to bring attention to my terrible persecution of the innocent little cretin.

Seriously, what the fuck?

LMNO

I'd almost consider Peleus to be more at fault, in this case.

I mean, Enki seems to be congenitally annoying, with flashes of insight in one or two subjects.

Pel, on the other hand, made a deliberate move to escalate the level of poop-flinging.

Cain

That goes without saying.  Apparently Peleus and a couple of others want to play at internet white knight, and paint me as the bad guy (because, of course, I randomly pick on people all the time, right?  And constantly give Enki shit, right?).

Talk about a cheap and transparent ploy.  Is that really the best you assmunchers could do?

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cramulus on April 06, 2010, 03:08:46 PM
eh enki's alright. mostly harmless.


I'd rather have 3 enkis than 1 wade.

I want an army of undead Enki's controlled by Arduino's shoved up their zombie arses.

However, Cain would get to play with the remote.
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I am confused... how does a single poster fuck up a thread?

Derailing a thread requires more than one person, doesn't it?
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Triple Zero

Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 05:28:35 PM
I am confused... how does a single poster fuck up a thread?

Derailing a thread requires more than one person, doesn't it?

No it doesn't, read up on the Trolling manual on the BIP wiki for some examples. Not saying that Enki is deliberately trolling, but it's definitely possible to single-handedly derail a thread completely.

See also: cute baby owls.
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