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Certainly it isn't if it's not going as much as halfway  between one supposed "instance" and an improvement on the depth of the genuine.

Is it possible that surely no one who considers themselves an obstacle to with all the little many a things that I had considered to be 'not the case' 

Didn't you once all understand that there is a trending  or maybe a spending    that comes with the unique territory of being a so-called 'commutiny'? If it isn't the case then as much as you protest, and as an aside you WILL protest until there is nothing left, until it seems as distant as going passively into the distance of our memories. If this makes you sad, you're holding on.

[WHAT DO YOU DO?]

Suddenly:



A volcano in south America explodes, but instead of lava, it erupts a cloud of wretched screetching prehistoric pterosaurs. They quickly fly to your town and begin lacerating / eating people.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

This is sort of like planning for the Zombie Apocalypse. You need a plan in advance.

Here are some scenario details:

• Your town or city is filled with pterodactyls. There are at least three thousand of them locally.
• Other nearby towns and cities are dealing with their own prehistoric problems, so no additional help is coming.
• Even after their terrible bellies are full of blood and guts, the Pterodactyls continue to hunt, for sport
• Their beaks are so sharp they can snip off your limbs or head like scissors through a paper doll
• Pterodactyls have irregular sleep schedules. Some sleep during the day, some sleep at night.
• When resting, they tend to perch in high, easily protected places, generally the roofs of very tall buildings.
• If you can damage their wings they will be unable to fly
• Their BIKAAAW noise is connected to a lot of post-traumatic stress disorder amongst the survivors.
• Most people consider it too dangerous to go outside. If you do, a pterodactyl will smell you and attack within ten minutes. Better arm yourself before you go outside!

This Training Program might be helpful.


So what do you do? How would you and your loved ones survive the SWEET MERCIFUL FUCKing?