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In case anyone is interested, though, I'm really into dinosaurs.

Dear Beardman Meow,

I read your post out loud at the altar of the Magnificent and Powerful Tyrannosaurus Rex. The ancient spirits wanted me to relay this message to you:

"YOUR KINK IS NOT OKAY".

Please understand that the ancient spirits are over 30 million years old, and their views on love and marriage are therefore a bit conservative by today's standards.

Mighty T-Rex is aware that human beings who disapprove of each other's sexual preferences use words like "fag" and "breeder". He asked me if there was a similar English term to refer to humans who feel sexually attracted to dinosaurs and other coldblooded creatures. I told him I did not know if such a term exists. So Mighty T-Rex, King Tyrant, magnanimous and glorious alpha of all living beings, created the following terms, which now apply to you:

SAUROGGOT

PALEOHOMO

TAIL JUGGLER

CLOACA MONGLER

Finally, if you intend on pursuing your sexuality, you may find this guide useful: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/hallscience/X0086_ScalySexFAQ.html

Sincerely yours,

Pterodactyl Handler X

[BZZZZTSYSTEM MALFUNCTION]

So disappointed, in fact, that I started my own pagan forum here, The Misty Moor, with the express intention of creating a pagan forum that breaks TGGR's dictum.  Horrible truth is welcome here.  Sought, even.

BZZZZT

SYSTEM MALFUNCTION

I can't help it, I'm malfunctioning.

There is no need surely to be corrective towards one who speaks her mind if the error you are correcting lies instead within the mind of those who leap to answers despite not being able to grasp something so simple as a question! Surely the poultices and remedies employed by so-called 'healers' and other curative personalities and professions aren't as much of a danger as the best intentions of those who think they can simply give you a pass on the tasks/challenges/battles which those things in of themselves represent. One should always be wary of accepting 'wisdom' presented AS a cure when the malady comes from a place not at all familiar to the person performing the healing, like somewhere internal, a soul or spirit or family history or maybe even a bad idea or mental illness. Anybody with half as much of a brain as some would think I possess can easily determine for themselves whether it is a cure or an elaborate scheme to separate the fool in question, who may think he is inhabited, from his own thoughts or money. Far be it from me to imply that those on the path to wellness are less mentally equipped than those who would speak their minds about it! But it still seems that many so-called 'cures' are merely vehicles for new forms of damage and trauma to possess their hapless prey. The churches have almost as many shells as a seashore, but not half as many as the halls and waiting rooms of healers whose certificate of medical authority hangs proudly upon their office walls.  

Fascinating overwhelmment. I consider no amount of effort towards 'learning' necessary to be put forth in acquiring the purpose and choice of tomorrow's stewardship. Seriously. What I was discussing was more so than just letting the chips fall where they may   and leaving the so-called 'dealers' assume nothing more bothersome than the lifestyle of the weaker.

If it's not too troublesome, maybe being revealed to be fairer than perhaps what others would prefer as I can possibly manage. Who can 'pay attention' when they prove they have entered the road traveled by others more wise than I. If you can't break down some specifications which don't serve to buy out the 'enlightened masses', then you will be misled by the truest growth, both apart of and a part from the two. We embellish what we can't possibly perceive to desire, if that's what you in fact call it.

And that's not reaching.  

Certainly it isn't if it's not going as much as halfway  between one supposed "instance" and an improvement on the depth of the genuine.

Is it possible that surely no one who considers themselves an obstacle to with all the little many a things that I had considered to be 'not the case' 

Didn't you once all understand that there is a trending  or maybe a spending    that comes with the unique territory of being a so-called 'commutiny'? If it isn't the case then as much as you protest, and as an aside you WILL protest until there is nothing left, until it seems as distant as going passively into the distance of our memories. If this makes you sad, you're holding on.

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FOOLS

you MORONIC MORONS

pathetic BUTT DUMPLINGS,

IGNORANT of your own IGNORANCE

which is ITSELF IGNORANT of ITSELF



I live on the mountain adjacent to these forums, and I have watched your wormlike fingers tapping feverishly on your keyboards, your eyes glazed over like donuts, spags all. And this nauseates me. My wretched pterodactyls cry out for your sludgy stupid blood. This has not changed in years. But today I hear other voices from my mountain top cabana. Wiccans and their ilk? If I were to roll my eyes further I would risk ocular damage.

Do you think you will learn something by joining one another's forums? Simpletons. Do you think that your forum will be improved by "being nice" to these gaptoothed barefooted mud fondlers? You all nod your idiot heads in groupthink agreement that your precious community would be better off if you weren't so harsh to outsiders. Pathetic. You're like trekkies, muching on the PB&J sandwich your mother made you, hoping that one day somebody will join you at the lonely lunch table so you can talk about the latest Omni Magazine. Do you realize you are allowing mudshit in your home?

Occult does not mix with post occult. Religion does not mix with irreligion. If you Discordians, hopeless spags that you are, have anything going for you, it's that you don't lie with with dogs or neopagans. If you're going to throw that out because you think some spaglord like Cramulus wants you to be nice to newcomers, you might as well all register on mysticwicks and start posting unironically. Or join an anarchist commune. Or vote Ron Paul.


Seriously, go fuck yourselves,


Pterodactyl Handler X



PS: You are dumb and stupid and in addition dumb but especially stupid.

Feathers are completely inferior to fleshy, wretched wings.

1. No, you can't be a Discordian
2. No, you can't be a Wiccan either.
3.  hi guys

 

Slanket the Destroyer,

Thank you for locating my errant Pterodactyl. He has been missing from my mountain cave for several months, and I had wondered if he was busy killing or had been killed. In return, I grant you a glimpse of PTERODACTYL VS ZEPPELIN, a mashup of random black and white footage from the 30s.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PkY3zSuw4


Let us not make this cordiality a habit!


Pterodactyl Handler X

[Thread:]

Thread:     BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
Starring: Pterodactyl Handler X
Length: six pages of pure win
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13263.msg421666#msg421666
Notes: The Pterodactyl Handler, PD's evil supervillain, appears from time to time and makes outrageous demands of the wretched forumites which inhabit this wretched forum. If they fail to comply, he bumps ancient threads of suck and fail, or otherwise ravages and terrorizes Apple Talk. Bikaaaw!