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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, May 11, 2011, 06:05:52 PM

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Slyph

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 06:07:08 PM
So what happens if a Jewish guy gets incarcerated?

Yeah, that's right.

That back section is perforated. They just tear it right out.

Adios

This is dangerously close to attempting to establish a state religion, and the SCOTUS will bitch slap it out of existence.

Cain

"Private" prisons could probably get away with it, right?  Or not, because they are taking government money?

Adios

Quote from: Cain on May 11, 2011, 06:55:58 PM
"Private" prisons could probably get away with it, right?  Or not, because they are taking government money?

I think any prison that accepts federal funds is bound by terms and agreements.

AFK

What the fuck?  Are they trying to make a real life Shawshank?  But really, they are ignoring the obvious practical point of all this which is keeping prisoners, and more to the point prisoner's minds, active is going to go along way to maintain the peace.  Just letting them sit and stew in their cells is just asking for it.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
What the fuck?  Are they trying to make a real life Shawshank?  But really, they are ignoring the obvious practical point of all this which is keeping prisoners, and more to the point prisoner's minds, active is going to go along way to maintain the peace.  Just letting them sit and stew in their cells is just asking for it.  

Like Roger said, prisons aren't about rehab or punishment anymore, it is now Big Business™.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 06:21:26 PM
Also, BTW, aren't they still supposed to have legal access to a law library?

You're SO 20th century, Stella.

This is the New America™.  If they weren't guilty, they wouldn't have been arrested in the first place.
Of course.
How could I forget.  :hanging:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
What the fuck?  Are they trying to make a real life Shawshank?  But really, they are ignoring the obvious practical point of all this which is keeping prisoners, and more to the point prisoner's minds, active is going to go along way to maintain the peace.  Just letting them sit and stew in their cells is just asking for it.  

Like Roger said, prisons aren't about rehab or punishment anymore, it is now Big Business™.
Well, yeah, but if they riot the state ends up killing off it's slave labor force.
Who's gonna build those missiles to send to the middle east?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Adios

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
What the fuck?  Are they trying to make a real life Shawshank?  But really, they are ignoring the obvious practical point of all this which is keeping prisoners, and more to the point prisoner's minds, active is going to go along way to maintain the peace.  Just letting them sit and stew in their cells is just asking for it.  

Like Roger said, prisons aren't about rehab or punishment anymore, it is now Big Business™.
Well, yeah, but if they riot the state ends up killing off it's slave labor force.
Who's gonna build those missiles to send to the middle east?

The victims of a police sweep for anyone holding 0.8 oz of pot. Backfilling inmate spots is built into the system.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 06:53:28 PM
This is dangerously close to attempting to establish a state religion, and the SCOTUS will bitch slap it out of existence.

HOPEY HOPEY CHANGE CHANGE
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
What the fuck?  Are they trying to make a real life Shawshank?  But really, they are ignoring the obvious practical point of all this which is keeping prisoners, and more to the point prisoner's minds, active is going to go along way to maintain the peace.  Just letting them sit and stew in their cells is just asking for it.  

Like Roger said, prisons aren't about rehab or punishment anymore, it is now Big Business™.
Well, yeah, but if they riot the state ends up killing off it's slave labor force.
Who's gonna build those missiles to send to the middle east?

Shank all you want, they'll make more.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 07:09:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 06:53:28 PM
This is dangerously close to attempting to establish a state religion, and the SCOTUS will bitch slap it out of existence.

HOPEY HOPEY CHANGE CHANGE

:cry:

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 07:09:10 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 11, 2011, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
What the fuck?  Are they trying to make a real life Shawshank?  But really, they are ignoring the obvious practical point of all this which is keeping prisoners, and more to the point prisoner's minds, active is going to go along way to maintain the peace.  Just letting them sit and stew in their cells is just asking for it.  

Like Roger said, prisons aren't about rehab or punishment anymore, it is now Big Business™.
Well, yeah, but if they riot the state ends up killing off it's slave labor force.
Who's gonna build those missiles to send to the middle east?

The victims of a police sweep for anyone holding 0.8 oz of pot. Backfilling inmate spots is built into the system.
True.
And when that plays out, the CIA can just bring in another fuckload of heroin.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Dysfunctional Cunt

 :lulz:

Well, felons lose their "civil" rights upon conviction.....

Not that anyone has them anymore, but....

Just sayin....

Anna Mae Bollocks

Yeah, it stays with them awhile, too.
So when they're released and they can't get work because they're felons, and they can't get food stamps because they're felons, they rob your ass but it's to get 'em back in to build more missiles..THIS IS FOR AMERICA! LIKE YOUR GRANDMA'S VICTORY GARDEN!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division