This Shit is Crazy Yo

[Verbal Mike]

Everybody has gone insane. It's difficult to deny now. Everybody is so damn busy trying to create order, they've forgotten order is itself just a comfortable illusion we create to help stomache the chaos. And yet every one has some completely different conception of order; every single person has a completely unique vision for the patterns underlying our reality. This guy says God creates order. That other guy says there is no god, but that order creates itself. Then five million other dudes agree with his basic assumption, but completely disagree on what kind of order that is. And a billion disagree with the guy who believe in God, in exactly the same way. Then a million other assholes just disregard that question entirely and instead focus on how fucked up people are and how they can fix it. This shit is crazy.

How can there be order if it's so fucking hard to find. And if it's so hard to find, who the hell cares about order? We're swimming in freakin' chaos here!

THIS REMINDER BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BEATABLE SAINTS CABAL
_{You can't beatify us,}
^{but you can sure beat us!}

[Cramulus]

Ironically, you're trying to make sense of it
thereby falling into the same trap, no?

[Verbal Mike]

Yeah, probably. I dunno, I'm sick and slightly feverish and I suddenly felt compelled to write something along these lines.

[AFK]

so will you take an OTC to try to create biological order in an attempt to suppress your fever?

[Verbal Mike]

No, I don't know what an OTC is, but in any case I'm trying to replace this biological chaos with a more pleasurable kind of biological chaos.

[Triple Zero]

afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

[Verbal Mike]

OIC. Well I generally prefer to drink a lot of tee and sleep about as much as I'm awake, until I need prescription-only medication... Not too much into the whole OTC medicine thing. Haven't taken a pain-killer in years, which makes me stupidly smug.

[AFK]

Yeah OTC = Over the Counter.  y'know, Tylenol, Bayer, Advil, NyQuil, etc.,

[Jasper]

Just eat a shitload of garlic.  Fix you right up.

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Just eat a shitload of garlic.  Fix you right up.

Not a bad suggestion, but Astragalus has a lot more science to support its use in boosting teh immune systems.

Fairly safe too. I haven't come down with a cold since I've been taking it.

[Bharlion]

Welcome to wonderland. No point in not being mad. We are all mad here.

[Jasper]

I've been taking garlic oil capsules like they were skittles, and it's done a lot to clear up my congestion.

[Mangrove]

afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

American school kids only get high on living a good Christian life. I don't know what TV shows you've been watching. 

[Triple Zero]

afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

American school kids only get high on living a good Christian life. I don't know what TV shows you've been watching. 

AND I QUOTE:

I've been taking garlic oil capsules like they were skittles 

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

afaik,

OTC = Over The Counter [Drug]

it's what american highschool kids get high off

Pfft! Only r-tards get high off of OTCs. That's so 2005. These days we just look around in the hardware store for the word "toxic" or "solvent" and get our huff on.