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I'm dreaming of a Weird moosemas... just like the ones I'd like to have...

Started by Cramulus, December 13, 2011, 02:51:33 PM

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Cramulus

December 13, 2011, 02:51:33 PM
I'm celebrating Moosemas THIS SATURDAY!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I've been blasting the office building manager with e-mails about having my religion represented in the lobby holiday decorations. Yesterday he called me up and asked how he could help. When I told him that I would be satisfied if he hung a a cartoon moose from the X-Mas tree, he told me he "had to make a few inquiries" and that we'd talk in person today. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

Cainad (dec.)

#1
December 13, 2011, 02:54:41 PM
 :lulz: Glorious!

Fuckin' A. I have my last final on the following Tuesday... We'll have to see how many fucks I have left to give. The need to unwind with the World's Greatest Holiday may overwhelm the guilt I'll feel over not studying that day (which I probably wasn't gonna do anyway).

Luna

#2
December 13, 2011, 03:04:59 PM
If I hadn't already committed (and double booked) for Saturday...  Ah, well.
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Suu

#3
December 13, 2011, 03:13:30 PM
Saturday I'll be sitting on my couch with a sore hoohah, blasted on percoset and laughing at my textbook as I try to study for my European History final. Take that as you will.

That's MY Moosemas WishTM.


No really, have a blast! I just wish that they could have waited to do this surgery until AFTER I came back from Florida, but perhaps I can convince the Squid to have some sort of Moosey celebration while I'm down.  :mrgreen:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#4
December 13, 2011, 03:15:32 PM
Better get my car into the shop today after my test today also... exploding mid-route would be a sin against Saint Nicholmoose.

Cramulus

#5
December 13, 2011, 03:32:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2011, 03:13:30 PM
Saturday I'll be sitting on my couch with a sore hoohah, blasted on percoset and laughing at my textbook as I try to study for my European History final. Take that as you will.

That's MY Moosemas WishTM.

Sounds like you're celebrating in the TRADITIONAL way - not getting dressed and making a mooselike bugling noise from a reclined position  :D

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 13, 2011, 03:32:14 PM
Shit's already weird.



When you see it, you will shit bricks.
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LMNO

#7
December 13, 2011, 03:33:25 PM
 :horrormirth:

Suu

#8
December 13, 2011, 03:38:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 13, 2011, 03:32:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2011, 03:13:30 PM
Saturday I'll be sitting on my couch with a sore hoohah, blasted on percoset and laughing at my textbook as I try to study for my European History final. Take that as you will.

That's MY Moosemas WishTM.

Sounds like you're celebrating in the TRADITIONAL way - not getting dressed and making a mooselike bugling noise from a reclined position  :D

We can't let those gay soldiers who are stealing Christmas from Christian kids in schools to ruin Moosemas either, you know.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#9
December 13, 2011, 03:58:50 PM




THIS YEAR
WE'RE WINNING
THE WAR ON
MOOSEMAS

Suu

#10
December 13, 2011, 04:03:52 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Faust

#11
December 13, 2011, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2011, 03:32:14 PM
Shit's already weird.



When you see it, you will shit bricks.

I agree with this sign, take this woman away to the language reeducation camps.
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Elder Iptuous

#12
December 13, 2011, 04:20:47 PM
and once again, based on the sign in the background, i must hang my head in shame for my state full of morons...
:sad:

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 13, 2011, 04:37:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on December 13, 2011, 04:20:47 PM
and once again, based on the sign in the background, i must hang my head in shame for my state full of morons...
:sad:

Yep.

But Moosemas isn't a time to get depressed about stupid people.  Moosemas is a time to CELEBRATE stupid people, to give them the gift of open scorn and mockery.  It's the thought that counts.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#14
December 13, 2011, 04:39:34 PM
 :D
Then, Happy Moosemas to the residents of my fair state!
May their placards be tortured, and their confusion flow freely.
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