PARTICIPANTS NEEDEDProcedure:
- Get yourself really close to orgasm
- Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A (http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg), Link B (http://www.beastiality.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2.jpg), Link C (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/graphics/nav1.jpg), Link D (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/DSPhotoGuy/midget_porn02.jpg), Link E (http://shitonkikes.com/images/scat-porn.jpg), Link F (http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg) (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
- You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
- Report short-term and long-term and results here
Do it for SCIENCE
Obviously links are NSFW.
OMG. Link 3+4 (or whichever are the midget ones) definitely win the most lail-worthy pics of the year award.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 15, 2007, 09:00:47 PM
PARTICIPANTS NEEDED
Procedure:
- Get yourself really close to orgasm
- Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A (http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg), Link B (http://www.beastiality.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2.jpg), Link C (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/graphics/nav1.jpg), Link D (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/DSPhotoGuy/midget_porn02.jpg), Link E (http://shitonkikes.com/images/scat-porn.jpg), Link F (http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg) (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
- You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
- Report short-term and long-term and results here
Do it for SCIENCE
:potd:
Professor Cranulus, I did
your 'speriment and now I
can't stop thinking about goats!
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/95123185-S.jpg)
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That lady had short arms,
and I will never love again
yes, yesssss....
it all goes according to plan
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MUAHAHAHAH!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Have to say Cram, your experiment is pure genius.
However, in the interests of making your scientific protocols more strict, I suggest renaming the pics so that when one glances them with the cursor, they read 'nice pic 1' or 'something beautiful' and not 'scat porn'.
It's kind of a giveaway for the people who approach links cautiously.
stale porn is the worst kind of porn. you suck.
as none of these images retains any shock value, nay, any disgust value any more to me I wont be participating, but if anyone manages to get a clockwork orange thing going here that would be pretty funny.
None of the really fucked japanese stuff?
-R
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 15, 2007, 09:00:47 PM
PARTICIPANTS NEEDED
Procedure:
- Get yourself really close to orgasm
- Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A (http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg), Link B (http://www.beastiality.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2.jpg), Link C (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/graphics/nav1.jpg), Link D (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/DSPhotoGuy/midget_porn02.jpg), Link E (http://shitonkikes.com/images/scat-porn.jpg), Link F (http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg) (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
- You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
- Report short-term and long-term and results here
Do it for SCIENCE
Hold on a sec...
How is this any different than how I usually masturbate?
My wife said no. Besides, we'd probably end up breaking the laptop and then I'd be in trouble.
Results: (In order by picture)
1: Nothing
2: Came Blood
3: More Blood
4: roflsauce
5: nothing
6: Iced Tea
And it was good.
-R
a) Orgasm Normal
b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)
c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose
d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)
e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.
f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.
bumped...
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/CBR003298.jpg)
FOR SCIENCE
This would meld perfectly with Fapday, the Winter Holiday of Masturbation.
link F made me jump, and then cry.
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
This would meld perfectly with Fapday, the Winter Holiday of Masturbation.
speaking of, Hungover Yoga Day went quite well yesterday.
apparently the alcohol-residue kind of rips little tears into the astral plane, making you a whole lot more zen and stuff.
Oh Nigel, every day is fapday!
Quote from: triple zero on December 13, 2007, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
This would meld perfectly with Fapday, the Winter Holiday of Masturbation.
speaking of, Hungover Yoga Day went quite well yesterday.
apparently the alcohol-residue kind of rips little tears into the astral plane, making you a whole lot more zen and stuff.
:lol:
How does
ripping holes in the astral plane make you MOAR zen? That seems a bit off.
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
Oh Nigel, every day is fapday!
Correct! :D
It's like weghtlifting for your Zen.
Exerting your muscles causes microtears, which heal stronger to prevent future damage, hence stronger, harder muscles.
If you repeatedly tear the astral plane during zen or yoga pursuits, you get a stronger, harder astral.
Astrals of steel.
Needs Infomercial.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 13, 2007, 02:23:42 PM
Quote from: triple zero on December 13, 2007, 09:47:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
This would meld perfectly with Fapday, the Winter Holiday of Masturbation.
speaking of, Hungover Yoga Day went quite well yesterday.
apparently the alcohol-residue kind of rips little tears into the astral plane, making you a whole lot more zen and stuff.
:lol:
How does ripping holes in the astral plane make you MOAR zen? That seems a bit off.
first off, i like Richter's explanation better,
but it leaks from the astral right into your head.
like the real zen buddhist for really realness (but not really real 'cause nothing "IS", and such) says:
"
i found taking a double shot of vodka before you meditate getting one to enlightenment a whole lot sooner"
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
Oh Nigel, every day is fapday!
A man after my own heart!
I was thinking it would be fun to designate January 8 as a day on which celebrants see how many times they can masturbate to orgasm.
I tried that.
I got sore.
I lost count.
I've only ever gotten up to 13, but I think that's mostly due to lack of free time.
Only 13?
You're a woman, right?
My wife can have 13 in an hour.
Also it would be more fun if a bunch of people were participating! So I'm going to celebrate Fap Day (Fapdato?) on January 8th.
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2007, 06:36:40 PM
Only 13?
You're a woman, right?
My wife can have 13 in an hour.
:cry:
I am not multi-orgasmic. I have one big one and then have to wait a while before going again, and on the day got up to 13 it was all after work, and I got numb eventually.
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 06:39:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2007, 06:36:40 PM
Only 13?
You're a woman, right?
My wife can have 13 in an hour.
:cry:
I am not multi-orgasmic. I have one big one and then have to wait a while before going again, and on the day got up to 13 it was all after work, and I got numb eventually.
Comfortably Numb?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 13, 2007, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 06:39:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2007, 06:36:40 PM
Only 13?
You're a woman, right?
My wife can have 13 in an hour.
:cry:
I am not multi-orgasmic. I have one big one and then have to wait a while before going again, and on the day got up to 13 it was all after work, and I got numb eventually.
Comfortably Numb?
I don't know what that means, but no, it turned out to be more like Bruised Numb.
Lemme guess, you were born in the mid to late 80's.
Or was never a hippie.
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 16, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
a) Orgasm Normal
b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)
c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose
d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)
e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.
f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.
:lulz:
After the age of 11 I was raised in a state of near-total isolation from pop culture. A-frame in the woods on an island. We got some TV reception from a Canadian station that played mostly 50's and 60's sitcoms. When I was 18 I returned to civilization but there are some things I've never caught up on.
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 07:10:44 PM
After the age of 11 I was raised in a state of near-total isolation from pop culture. A-frame in the woods on an island. We got some TV reception from a Canadian station that played mostly 50's and 60's sitcoms. When I was 18 I returned to civilization but there are some things I've never caught up on.
Nigel reveals her membership in bizarre, survivalist cult ITT?
Oh, I looked it up. No, Pink Floyd references mean as much to me as Ween references.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 13, 2007, 07:13:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 07:10:44 PM
After the age of 11 I was raised in a state of near-total isolation from pop culture. A-frame in the woods on an island. We got some TV reception from a Canadian station that played mostly 50's and 60's sitcoms. When I was 18 I returned to civilization but there are some things I've never caught up on.
Nigel reveals her membership in bizarre, survivalist cult ITT?
Hehe no, just this: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Lopez+Island,+WA,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title
I cheated. I looked at all the pictures without masturbating. Now what?
Gotcha.
Still, the weirdo militia cult makes a better story.
I went to Bellingham once on a jaunt in from Vancouver...to go to the mall of all places... :lol:
Lopez Island is a beautiful place.
to visit.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 13, 2007, 07:17:15 PM
Gotcha.
Still, the weirdo militia cult makes a better story.
I went to Bellingham once on a jaunt in from Vancouver...to go to the mall of all places... :lol:
Were you doing penance for something terrible? Why would you go to the mall in Bellingham????
The weirdo militia cult IS a much better story. I should adopt it.
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 10:35:06 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 13, 2007, 07:17:15 PM
Gotcha.
Still, the weirdo militia cult makes a better story.
I went to Bellingham once on a jaunt in from Vancouver...to go to the mall of all places... :lol:
Were you doing penance for something terrible? Why would you go to the mall in Bellingham????
The weirdo militia cult IS a much better story. I should adopt it.
It was back in '93. I was staying with some people I knew in White Rock, Vancouver for 2 weeks. It wasn't long before it became clear that there was nothing to do. One day my friend said "So, do you want to drive to Washington?" So that's what we did. Wasn't a total loss as the mall bookstore had a cool Jimi Hendrix book that I wanted. But otherwise it was an eventless trip......unless you count the unfeasibly stupid US customs official I was checked by as we went over the border.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 13, 2007, 07:00:52 PM
Lemme guess, you were born in the mid to late 80's.
God, even I got that one.
Is there anyone
out there? :lulz:
Quote from: Mangrove on December 14, 2007, 01:22:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 13, 2007, 10:35:06 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 13, 2007, 07:17:15 PM
Gotcha.
Still, the weirdo militia cult makes a better story.
I went to Bellingham once on a jaunt in from Vancouver...to go to the mall of all places... :lol:
Were you doing penance for something terrible? Why would you go to the mall in Bellingham????
The weirdo militia cult IS a much better story. I should adopt it.
It was back in '93. I was staying with some people I knew in White Rock, Vancouver for 2 weeks. It wasn't long before it became clear that there was nothing to do. One day my friend said "So, do you want to drive to Washington?" So that's what we did. Wasn't a total loss as the mall bookstore had a cool Jimi Hendrix book that I wanted. But otherwise it was an eventless trip......unless you count the unfeasibly stupid US customs official I was checked by as we went over the border.
By '93 I was living in Oakland, but I can't imagine it had changed all that much... especially the perennially-boneheaded US customs officials.
- Chose Link F
- Short-term: Eh. Still got off, no problem.
- I shouldn't have looked at the other links afterward. Beastiality is teh CREEP.
- Long-term TBD.
BUMP for SCIENCE
It was two years ago. Two years so VERY different from all those that came before.
I never quite recalled WHY barns, feneral parlors, rest homes, or institutional cafaterias looked so DIFFERENT, but now I realize it all coems back to this thread.
I know, and I can move on now.
Thank you Cramulus.
This thread makes life seem decent. Thank you Cram!
I'm both disappointed AND relieved that I cannot click on the links on my phone.
Links D and E are borked.
The filenames kind of give it away though, no? :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on March 09, 2010, 03:30:14 PM
The filenames kind of give it away though, no? :lulz:
Still made me click them out of sheer curiosity :D
if i didn't feel like curling into a ball and dying id play.
aw hell yis broken links make me hot as hell :boot: :boot: :boot: :boot: :boot:
Quote from: The Dark Monk on March 09, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 09, 2010, 03:30:14 PM
The filenames kind of give it away though, no? :lulz:
Still made me click them out of sheer curiosity :D
Yup, same here. :D
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/star-trek.jpg)
Bump. For posterity.
Speaking as a male, what I see building up to orgasm has more effect than what I see right before or after it.
The whole process of masturbation puts me in a sort of trance where I'm consumed by fantasy, but I awake quite suddenly to the real world once approaching orgasm. I can have the most banal thoughts during orgasm, including "I never noticed how quiet it is around here," and "I wonder if DeGrassi will be a rerun this week."
I haven't looked at any of these pictures, but I'd expect they wouldn't effect my enjoyment of masturbating. When I'm that close to orgasm, it just doesn't matter what I see or think about prior.
SOME PEOPLE
hold that at the moment of orgasm, you are open to imprinting
or re imprinting
it may not work on your conscious mind
I'VE READ THAT Tim Leary thought that one of the reasons America is so paranoid
comes from kids having to hide sex from their parents... symptomatic of our generally puritanical views on sex.
Most people's first orgasm (with a partner) is something that you have to keep quiet,
there is a background feeling that you're doing something wrong
maybe mom or dad is going to bust in and catch you
and we imprint this feeling
and it touches just a little bit upon everything we desire
the whole idea of sigils
is that at the moment of gnosis, this orgasmic trance state
our brains become very receptive
and that at this exact moment, you can fire a memetic bullet deep into your brain and it will become a part of you
if you want to examine this empirically,
jack off to scat grannies see what happens
WORKING ON IT, BRB.