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Started by Doktor Howl, August 25, 2011, 04:15:53 PM

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BadBeast

#90
August 26, 2011, 02:39:57 AM
@Phox, yes there were rabbitty things among them.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

#91
August 26, 2011, 02:51:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 11:55:25 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK

How do I break this to you?  :lulz:

Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...

If he was a REAL redneck, he'd use a fifth of Jim Beam.
:lulz:

And risk busting the bottle open and spilling it??

Of course not. The idea is to chug it first.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

#92
August 26, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.

How did you know I have a zombie JFK bodyguard? Nonetheless, you clearly underestimate my supernal warfare abilities.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Phox

#93
August 26, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.

How did you know I have a zombie JFK bodyguard? Nonetheless, you clearly underestimate my supernal warfare abilities.
Oh, I do have my ways, yes...

And we shall see...

BadBeast

#94
August 26, 2011, 04:18:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 25, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Epimethus. Please do not pay attention to the Necronomicon wielding figures outside of your place of residence. They mean you no harm. It is the guy on the grassy knoll in Dallas that you have to worry about.

How did you know I have a zombie JFK bodyguard? Nonetheless, you clearly underestimate my supernal warfare abilities.
Oh, I do have my ways, yes...

And we shall see...
Yeah, outlandish ways. Fevered, surreal almost Belgian ways.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#95
August 26, 2011, 04:51:23 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 26, 2011, 02:39:57 AM
@Phox, yes there were rabbitty things among them.


:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#97
August 26, 2011, 04:58:40 AM
I'm sure there are philosophy professors out there who actually do this.

BadBeast

#98
August 26, 2011, 05:28:30 AM
Or at least, think about doing it.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Adios

#99
August 26, 2011, 01:33:09 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 02:51:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 11:55:25 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
YUOR ARMS ARE GONNA FREEZE AND FALL OFF WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS FOR REGULATION REDNECK

How do I break this to you?  :lulz:

Given the options (gently, or like a baseball bat to the skull), I can guess...

If he was a REAL redneck, he'd use a fifth of Jim Beam.
:lulz:

And risk busting the bottle open and spilling it??

Of course not. The idea is to chug it first.  :lulz:


And waste a candle holder? What the fuck is wrong with you people???

Doktor Howl

#100
August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#101
August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

:lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern posters?  :wink:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios

#102
August 26, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

:lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters?  :wink:

fixxored

Dysfunctional Cunt

#103
August 26, 2011, 02:17:04 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

:lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters?  :wink:

fixxored

:lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#104
August 26, 2011, 02:18:15 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 02:13:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 26, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

:lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters?  :wink:

fixxored

I like. Is more to the point, and more inclusive.  :)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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