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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 11, 2018, 07:34:09 pm »
This is going to be a fun one. I trust you'll be keeping a good eye? Any updates pleasant, I'm still stuck being able to read but only write on odd occasions.

Also, likely fallout for SA? I'm guessing lots of hand-wringing and polite demands for answers then back to trying to sell them arms in say, 3 weeks? The comment for Hunt about "shared common values" still has me chuckling.

Apple Talk / Re: Woooooo
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:19:52 am »
posting to remember this.

Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:19:25 am »
The plan is hippo tranquilisers from a fair distance.

I'm humane, not suicidal.

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:18:21 am »

Well then, make it personal. It's much more fun that way.

Even better, make it personal between them. "Lets you and him fight" is always good to kill some workday time.

Apple Talk / Re: Tinnitus
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:16:40 am »
This kind of shit is why I keep checking this forum though.

Love you QG. Got a comp of the poetry or nearing enough for another book thing?

Apple Talk / Re: The Singularity Is Lonely
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:15:12 am »
I give it 90 days before someone signs up as Emperor Norton II again.

How many Eris-es do we have now?

I'll have 50p on the appearance of a malaclypse or derivation thereof before a norton.

Also, is there a thread for alt-right shit-discordianism? I've not seen any but I'm assuming it's out there (probably facebook) and that's got to be a cheap laugh. There's knock off nazi versions of everything and I'm sure someone will be being edgy as fuck with the standard PD fare mixed with racism, sexism, etc. etc. etc.

Just a nice marker of the strange times. 

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:09:57 am »
What's funny is that when I told them in the beginning of the meeting that none of this was personal, they took that to be a good thing  :lulz:

You must not have said it correctly. Every time I've had to say that it's been very, very obvious that it is quite personal and Fuck You. I see the fun in your method, just a style and preference thing I guess.

How long did it take them to work out it was personal? If it's more than 10 minutes these people are beyond backward.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:05:01 am »
Hey Cain, Reaction to bolton and the ICC? Distraction tactics coupled with long standing lunacy? I assume most shit like this now is to take away from the scandal of the day for Idiot. I'm betting at least a few groups draw straws daily to see whose turn it is in the barrel.

Also, Woodward book worth bothering with? I assume anything particularly tasty will make it into general consumption but the broader context is occasionally nice, though in this case hardly needed.

Apple Talk / Re: Time Travel
« on: September 11, 2018, 07:00:39 am »
Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

It's your own damn fault for this. I warned you. Many, Many times, I beseeche-ed thee to SHAVE THY FUCKING BACK. But no. You're a smart man. You didn't listen. Now you walk around like some kind of cromagnon motherfucker with the weak willed hurling themselves at you.

The boys LOVE it.

The girls LUST FOR IT.

The boy-girls GO WILD FOR IT.

The girl-boys ENVY IT.

Non-conforming-to-binary-things-people PLAN TO SKIN YOU AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG.



I'm not joking. I'll skin and sell him for the right price. It'll save him from this fucking horribleness that's happened lately so it's almost a mercy. Think of it like charity. Or Scientology.

Apple Talk / Re: A facebook vid I found.
« on: August 31, 2018, 08:16:08 pm »
That's some high concept art, in the same way Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 shades of grey is art.

Please tell me this is a thing.

Or Kill Me / Re: The Pursuit - Entry 1 - The Introduction
« on: August 23, 2018, 11:09:29 pm »
We go.... To the Land.... Of shitty Punctuation.

Guerrilla grammar will somehow save the day, apparently.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
« on: August 23, 2018, 11:04:51 pm »

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in 6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 23, 2018, 11:01:28 pm »
Angry muppets and clockwork elves.

I'm just waiting for the punchline, really.

I'm guessing an end similar to Oswald at the hands of someone he dicked over in the 80's. Because if this goes far enough, everyone will just look very silly indeed and that shall not be tolerated. A quick messy end with a bunch of "Ah, we'll never really know now" sounds like the tidiest outcome that would suit most interests.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 23, 2018, 10:55:16 pm »
So I'm at work today, because I had the horrible fucking stomach horrors all week.  Pretty sure I brought up my tonsils, my back teeth, and cake I had at my 5th birthday party.

But while I was away, the mice didn't play.  They did jack & shit.  Piss all.  The purge begins on Tuesday.

"You and you fight to the death. The winner get sacked."

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