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Started by Lies, April 01, 2008, 06:31:07 PM

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Richter

#15
April 01, 2008, 08:55:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 01, 2008, 06:52:03 PM
Lys is right.  Fred should learn to love Jesus like she loves Enrico.

Well, maybe not exactly like how she loves Enrico....

There was a song by "Madonna" about this, I'm sure.  Also one by "Type - O - Negative" certainly.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#16
April 01, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
OH HES JUST MAD CAUSE I REJECTED HIS INVIT INTO THE CHRISTIAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK!!!!

WELL FUCK YOU JEEBUS LOVER!!

MY RELIGION CLEARLY STATES ESPN AND CEILING CAT

Lies

#17
April 01, 2008, 09:53:35 PM
Actually fred, this was a reply I got from one of the christians who I was trolling in the group- for some reason they saw it fit to call me "fred' and so I figured I better pass on the message.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#18
April 01, 2008, 09:54:19 PM
HAHAHA

LMNO

#19
April 02, 2008, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2008, 08:47:05 PM
Lys is just pumped up from the hilarious Xtian group on Facebook we joined.

Oh, is that y'all?

What's the deal w/ that?

Cain

#20
April 02, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
Trollery.

LMNO

#21
April 02, 2008, 03:30:14 PM
Cool.  I'm in.

Suu

#22
April 02, 2008, 03:31:43 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#23
April 02, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
I already quit the group (for being too liberal, I claimed), but it was fun while I was on there. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#24
April 02, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
So, uh... what's the plan?

hooplala

#25
April 02, 2008, 03:53:29 PM
A lot of :pokewithstick: and  :wrong:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Lies

#26
April 02, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 02, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
So, uh... what's the plan?
Well, at the moment, my shtick is that I'm a reformed catholic who was abused as a child, and I have found a new religion that's healed me and I am the next jesus, along with anyone else who is in my religion.
I'm using discordian logic and I'm not telling them what my religion is other then I am one of the chosen ones and I don't care if they want to join my religion or not (and I don't of course :D)
My favourate thread so far has been "To All the Unbelievers..." cus theres a chick there whos convinced she has mhaghickal powers of divination given to her by god, and I'm trying to tell her shes been tricked by lucifer and I am the one true way for the goddess and jesus have spoken to me in dreams and I know I'm on the right path.

I've got another friend, amanda mennis who is a professional facebook troll being an overly zealous christian, calling me a demon and all, and hoopla was for a while doing the same.

Think of any angle you wish of course. Maybe you can come forth as another one of my faithful to back me up?
I don't care really though, just do lulzy things.  :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#27
April 02, 2008, 04:05:35 PM
Maybe I'll go the Gospel of Judas route.

Vene

#28
May 20, 2010, 12:50:25 AM
Because I'm too much of a lazy fuck to make my own thread.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#29
May 20, 2010, 01:40:26 AM
i think i just accidentally a whole immaculate conception  :sad:
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