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ITT: Best Posts of the Day

Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Tip: search for
:potd:


It's tricky because you're looking at them out of context. Here's what I dug up



Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 06, 2006, 08:50:18 PM
I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.
Bourbon and ice cubes.



Quote from: LMNO on March 07, 2007, 08:48:15 PM
In other news, Christianity is still popular.




Quote from: GIGGLES on January 07, 2007, 07:30:31 AM
YEP.

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.





Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 09, 2006, 12:02:58 AM
NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!
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:joshua:



Quote from: DJRubberducky on January 31, 2007, 04:17:27 PM


The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.





Quote from: triple zero on February 12, 2007, 08:20:43 AM
build a huge 23 out of plexiglas

erect it somewhere on a big square

and fill it with cats



Quote from: Starship, take me on February 03, 2007, 02:10:55 PM
PECK HIM IN THA NADS!
IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~
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Quote from: ChefWAYSA?

CHEF D,
THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE








Shibboleet The Annihilator


hunter s.durden

I think i'm going to go drink some eggnog tonight.

Peace out suckkas!
This space for rent.

theCalmpsychopath

the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Because I love to quote myself:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:

Sir Squid Diddimus


Idem

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 14, 2007, 05:46:04 PM
Because I love to quote myself:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 PM
In my case?
"He died as he lived."


and


Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.


tie for  :potd:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 14, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
OMG  :lulz:
These are great!

Go thread digging and find yuor own. There's a fucking goldmine out there.

Idem

Quote from: East Coast Hustlewhen I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.

surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.


until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.

needless to say, hilarity ensued.

theCalmpsychopath

me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

guest7654

If you throw them high enough and they land on the road they make a wonderful 'pop'

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

No it wasn't. Fucking idiot.

theCalmpsychopath

the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

hunter s.durden

My friends and I would kick the shit out of you sadistic pussies.
This space for rent.

theCalmpsychopath

hey, i was only eight and an idiot
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it