George Takei just posted the following:
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QuoteThe stars did not shine. I was horny all day.
There were no boobs to play with the whole Milky Way.
I sat there with Spock. We sat there we two.
And I said, "How I wish we had gals like Uhuru here, too."
Too dark for torpedoes or phasers or shields.
So we sat in the bridge, stared at nebula fields.
So all we could do was to Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!
Or maybe we shat. Hell, I don't give a shit.
And then something went GRUMP!
How that grump made us jump!
He transported in past our shields just like that!
The Internet Meme, the ol' Grumpy Cat...
(Edited for thread split/maintenance - Roger)
I love George Takei.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 12, 2013, 09:17:34 PM
I love George Takei.
Who doesn't? He's fucking FABULOUS. And he is the KING of the SHIT-EATING-I'M-LAUGHING-AT-YOU-BOY GRIN.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 12, 2013, 09:17:34 PM
I love George Takei.
Who doesn't? He's fucking FABULOUS. And he is the KING of the SHIT-EATING-I'M-LAUGHING-AT-YOU-BOY GRIN.
Oh hell yes!
George Takei is the sole reason for the continued existence of facebook!
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 07:23:04 AM
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That look on it's face is NOT from the taco.
It's spring in Oregon, and we all know what THAT means.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:28:36 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 07:23:04 AM
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That look on it's face is NOT from the taco.
It's spring in Oregon, and we all know what THAT means.
:lulz:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77khhm0wz1runggso1_500.jpg)
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 11:23:32 PM
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Wait, what? Britney Spear's ex-boyfriend? Uh?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 08:57:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:28:36 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 07:23:04 AM
(http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/59627965598546499136.gif)
That look on it's face is NOT from the taco.
It's spring in Oregon, and we all know what THAT means.
:lulz:
It can almost taste the taco, but it can never consumer it. Is this from "Tantalus and the Hendersons"?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2013, 04:55:01 AM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/dogfacemanfacedog_zps8cb4b763.jpg) (http://s283.photobucket.com/user/Jerry_Frankster/media/dogfacemanfacedog_zps8cb4b763.jpg.html)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155769_135443443306548_1398621117_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/af5cba1d91fc4e90767372a844c12c39/tumblr_ml5t9ubByb1r3k73wo1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SJGTWNc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9lYGwaN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q8waS4l.jpg)
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(http://captchacomics.com/images/cc-02607.png)
(http://captchacomics.com/images/cc-02608.png)
(my friend did the second one)
http://www.captchacomics.com/
"Vote Odin" has been above the desk for less than a day. I've had 2 people ask "What are Ice giants?"
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More "Bob" for you filthy heretics:
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MARRY ME DORIS
Politics on PD:
THIS SHIT WILL WORK! WE JUST NEED TO TRY HARDER!
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broken image
Fixed.
I don't know, as a broken image, it could have still worked, as some kind of weird metaphor.
A metaphor of what, I don't know, but it would have been resonant and shit.
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2013, 02:43:41 PM
I don't know, as a broken image, it could have still worked, as some kind of weird metaphor.
A metaphor of what, I don't know, but it would have been resonant and shit.
I have a very clear mental image of a computer monitor set up in a modern art gallery, with a browser open, displaying a broken image link. Visitors can open a new tab and copypaste the link to see the image.
We could make
dozens.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d74ac7cd5d36166e4e43350328802c4/tumblr_ml15nbCTSC1rk27a8o3_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/bae662088e7d3f872ce4e248afdd51e0/tumblr_ml15nbCTSC1rk27a8o1_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2992957bf83c0590b1b9c3b6648576a/tumblr_ml15nbCTSC1rk27a8o2_500.gif
Slightly unsafe for work.
Better if seen together. :|
aw, man.
it's a damned shame those are NSFW, because that first pile of dicks would make an awesome emote. like, a pile of dicks would be so appropriate so often...
True. A rain of dicks would be a PERFECT emote. :lol:
That made me hot, no lie. They were all so MALLEABLE.
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 18, 2013, 02:57:53 AM
aw, man.
it's a damned shame those are NSFW, because that first pile of dicks would make an awesome emote. like, a pile of dicks would be so appropriate so often...
Also, they are piling into a box. It is a box of dicks.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c53df10f37e9957e584ed9698baacbca/tumblr_mlfyueQsdW1rvjxn6o1_1280.png)
The snail - nature's packhorse
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No comment
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East/West Berlin. Different streetlight bulbs, apparently.
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Very true
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(http://i.imgur.com/VZ5NBfy.jpg)
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/fcuyhg.jpg)
I think that might work better with "buy" instead of "build"
Hahaha Cain, that is a select set of pics you have there! The mantis riding the snail rules! The Berlin one is just beautiful.
Quote from: stelz on April 18, 2013, 04:19:11 AM
True. A rain of dicks would be a PERFECT emote. :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI&feature=youtu.be
i think this might work better (nsfw) -- mainly because of the last one.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 18, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 18, 2013, 04:19:11 AM
True. A rain of dicks would be a PERFECT emote. :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI&feature=youtu.be
i think this might work better (nsfw) -- mainly because of the last one.
that is just beautiful!
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 18, 2013, 09:40:09 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 18, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 18, 2013, 04:19:11 AM
True. A rain of dicks would be a PERFECT emote. :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI&feature=youtu.be
i think this might work better (nsfw) -- mainly because of the last one.
that is just beautiful!
This improved my day greatly.
That is one of the most beautiful thing I've seen in a while.
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I'm glad you all enjoyed my box of dicks. :thumb:
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7063/6800673214_5f3b062c65_z.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 19, 2013, 08:18:06 PM
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I'm glad you all enjoyed my box of dicks. :thumb:
Wow! It's the American version of the Serengeti :lulz:
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Rated for up to 2000 lbs.
Quote from: Remington on April 21, 2013, 10:12:41 AM
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Rated for up to 2000 lbs.
Words. Fail. Me. :horrormirth:
Also most folks remove their underwear before taking a shitting. Just saying.
No. Keep it on for the pic.
PLEASE.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 21, 2013, 07:58:33 PM
Also most folks remove their underwear before taking a shitting. Just saying.
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
/
:hashishim:
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:lulz:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvgmeM5Vh1qcbo9lo1_400.gif since it is out of context, probably nsfw.
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(http://9gag.com/gag/apEOmn8)
uh, really?
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 24, 2013, 04:28:09 AM
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I fucking LOVE that! Googly eyes FTFW everywhere everytime
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This one is amazing. :lulz:
lol right? It's like, "Boundaries, bro."
(http://geekologie.com/2013/04/23/warhammer-costume-1.jpg)
(http://geekologie.com/2013/04/23/warhammer-costume-5.jpg)
MOAR HERE (http://geekologie.com/2013/04/ultra-impressive-warhammer-40k-imperial.php)
There's a video too. Just as I always suspected - Space Marines walk like they've shit themselves :lulz:
That's pretty much what I imagined the servo units look like when the Paynenites go down into the sewers to fight the Nessies.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 24, 2013, 05:43:45 PM
That's pretty much what I imagined the servo units look like when the Paynenites go down into the sewers to fight the Nessies.
Ditto. With more blood-splatter. And the realization that they probably HAVE actually shit themselves.
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
I'd hit that. Yowza.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
I'd hit that. Yowza.
ME TOO! GOOD LORD!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 25, 2013, 02:50:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
I'd hit that. Yowza.
ME TOO! GOOD LORD!
NOT saying that I wouldn't but that's mainly because he looks like the bearded lady.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 25, 2013, 04:20:57 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 25, 2013, 02:50:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
I'd hit that. Yowza.
ME TOO! GOOD LORD!
NOT saying that I wouldn't but that's mainly because he looks like the bearded lady.
DOES NOT.
He TOTALLY looks like he has a shapely and perfectly proportioned penis which he knows how to put to good use.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 04:41:54 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 25, 2013, 04:20:57 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 25, 2013, 02:50:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
I'd hit that. Yowza.
ME TOO! GOOD LORD!
NOT saying that I wouldn't but that's mainly because he looks like the bearded lady.
DOES NOT.
He TOTALLY looks like he has a shapely and perfectly proportioned penis which he knows how to put to good use.
In bed.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 25, 2013, 05:06:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 04:41:54 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 25, 2013, 04:20:57 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 25, 2013, 02:50:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 25, 2013, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 25, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome (http://m.now.msn.com/united-arab-emirates-men-ejected-from-saudi-arabian-festival-for-being-too-handsome)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0aab5f2ce7e6cebd2bfdd0831a96957/tumblr_mlifjaMZ0k1qf9ypeo1_500.jpg)
I'd hit that. Yowza.
ME TOO! GOOD LORD!
NOT saying that I wouldn't but that's mainly because he looks like the bearded lady.
DOES NOT.
He TOTALLY looks like he has a shapely and perfectly proportioned penis which he knows how to put to good use.
In bed.
Or up against a tree. Whatever.
Dem eyelashes :eek:
:eek: dat boy too pretty
And now for something completely different.
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(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-12557-1366743969-15.jpg)
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(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-20457-1366743975-15.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-12516-1366743977-12.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-30610-1366743978-8.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-28451-1366743982-11.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-14587-1366743984-8.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/23/15/enhanced-buzz-4331-1366743985-5.jpg)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/photos-you-really-need-to-look-at-to-understand
Some of those have to be WOMP fuel...
There's a whole gallery of that Saudi Arabian guy here (http://imgur.com/gallery/DJb4V). He is ridiculously photogenic.
You know, it's kinda sad that he got deported because the Saudi authorities were afraid he would tempt women into sin. Just because a guy liks to take care of himself, is well groomed and knows how to pose in a camera doesn't mean he's looking to steal all your women. It means he's gay. C'mon now Saudi Arabia.
:lulz: Those stupid sexy gay men, coming into our country and stealing our wimminz!
They just don't know any better, poor bastards. With their schools being so mercifully free of the Homosexual Agenda, they grow up completely unable to detect the signs.
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2013, 03:02:37 PM
There's a whole gallery of that Saudi Arabian guy here (http://imgur.com/gallery/DJb4V). He is ridiculously photogenic.
You know, it's kinda sad that he got deported because the Saudi authorities were afraid he would tempt women into sin. Just because a guy liks to take care of himself, is well groomed and knows how to pose in a camera doesn't mean he's looking to steal all your women. It means he's gay. C'mon now Saudi Arabia.
C'MON
I MEAN, HE'S POSING WITH A FALCON, THAT'S TOTALLY NOT... OK I see what you mean.
:lulz:
Does he have a black spot on his eyeball?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 06:06:30 PM
Does he have a black spot on his eyeball?
Either that or he needs a better eyeliner.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2013, 05:10:08 AM
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:cramstipated:
(http://www.flurb.net/13/69_heseesthefnoor.jpg)
This just in: Rudy Rucker can't paint.
Clearly this is an argument for putting chairs in American schools:
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I want one
(http://i.imgur.com/B1PeNtL.jpg)
Ready to unleash the motherfucking fury of breadcrumbs
(http://i.imgur.com/b61LIfA.jpg)
Grandpa knows YOLO and has #swag. Sadly cannot photoshop.
(http://i.imgur.com/CjmWO8g.jpg)
LOLing at Grandpa
That ring is beautiful, is it real?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b80e1e2c4c6770205edaf5e1fe9fe9d5/tumblr_mkvzleOeLf1snq75fo1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/53854b8c1f6fb8f0d73c853231446df2/tumblr_mlbg7qmzhu1qkbzgdo1_500.png)
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From my party last night:
"Hitler's smartphone rings while he's blowing up Paris"
(http://i.imgur.com/jK1yOvJ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/uONX6NH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/eQRZ24M.jpg)
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Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
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I wanna read the rest of this thread now. It's gotta be something like "what's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you" on r/ask
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
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Eeeee! An authentic modern retelling (reoccurrence?) of the 1001 Nights story "King Sindibad and his Loyal Falcon!"
(King Sindibad is chilling out with some wine under a palm tree, but his falcon keeps freaking out and spilling all his wine. After the third offense, the king kills his falcon, only to notice a viper in the palm tree that had been dripping venom into his cup.)
Bonus points for the role reversal of a loyal snake.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on April 30, 2013, 02:13:46 AM
I wanna read the rest of this thread now. It's gotta be something like "what's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you" on r/ask
Took a bit of Googling, but it's http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 30, 2013, 02:30:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
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>tfw
I know that feel bro...
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/35752424.jpg)
(http://amultiverse.com/files/comics/2013-04-29-Check-Yourself.jpg)
Artist comments here: http://amultiverse.com/2013/04/29/check-yourself/
totally worth it.
(http://i.imgur.com/MTDQA11.jpg)
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/935652_643429882339812_982551539_n.jpg)
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 30, 2013, 02:30:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uONX6NH.png)
Eeeee! An authentic modern retelling (reoccurrence?) of the 1001 Nights story "King Sindibad and his Loyal Falcon!"
(King Sindibad is chilling out with some wine under a palm tree, but his falcon keeps freaking out and spilling all his wine. After the third offense, the king kills his falcon, only to notice a viper in the palm tree that had been dripping venom into his cup.)
Bonus points for the role reversal of a loyal snake.
It's Saint Guinefort (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Guinefort).
(http://whatremainsnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Saint-Guinefort.jpg)
(http://www.fromoldbooks.org/Vesalius-Fabrica/pages/372-internal-organs/372-internal-organs-q100-560x654.jpg)
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
(http://www.fromoldbooks.org/Vesalius-Fabrica/pages/372-internal-organs/372-internal-organs-q100-560x654.jpg)
The nads...something NOT RIGHT... :aaa:
(http://flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Are-you-happy-flowchart-625x883.jpg)
What gay sex is like, probably. (http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8b96fd53edf8a62df4ab11759289216/tumblr_mlbbbqgSus1r88u00o1_400.gif)
Warning: flashing colors.
I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 02, 2013, 02:59:22 AM
I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.
I'm OK with it. The ones that make things go ragey and weird are the high-contrast rapidly blinky ones.
Thank you for being considerate of that!
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on May 02, 2013, 02:42:27 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8b96fd53edf8a62df4ab11759289216/tumblr_mlbbbqgSus1r88u00o1_400.gif)
LMNO, showing the Antignano brothers how it's done.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 02, 2013, 02:59:22 AM
I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.
Didn't even occur to me. I'll keep that in mind.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on May 02, 2013, 02:42:27 AM
What gay sex is like, probably. (http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8b96fd53edf8a62df4ab11759289216/tumblr_mlbbbqgSus1r88u00o1_400.gif)
Warning: flashing colors.
And this is what gay weather looks like
(http://i.imgur.com/fDprMZv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fBmCZ6L.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e97f6b315ab9c8aff6835142ec59ba0/tumblr_mm3kijQdXu1qdq671o1_500.jpg)
I want to live here.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 03, 2013, 02:51:51 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e97f6b315ab9c8aff6835142ec59ba0/tumblr_mm3kijQdXu1qdq671o1_500.jpg)
I want to live here.
I love that website!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 03, 2013, 03:04:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 03, 2013, 02:51:51 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e97f6b315ab9c8aff6835142ec59ba0/tumblr_mm3kijQdXu1qdq671o1_500.jpg)
I want to live here.
I love that website!
I do too, now! :P
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 03, 2013, 02:51:51 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e97f6b315ab9c8aff6835142ec59ba0/tumblr_mm3kijQdXu1qdq671o1_500.jpg)
I want to live here.
Fucking shithole! Where's the nearest beach? :argh!:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 03, 2013, 02:51:51 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e97f6b315ab9c8aff6835142ec59ba0/tumblr_mm3kijQdXu1qdq671o1_500.jpg)
I want to live here.
How I miss such mountains....
(http://imageshack.us/a/img818/2452/94152110151560796477235.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/zgqC09l.jpg)
I just finished watching cosmos the other day, did a search for 'googly eyed ostrich' and got this:
(http://i.imgur.com/nklSHtX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1peP5YG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/j4NuAP9.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/P491kD6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xy9PzTw.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nx55OMB.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/7OHOJ7W.gif)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/922833_4213632478647_6879164_n.jpg)
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 04, 2013, 02:41:34 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/922833_4213632478647_6879164_n.jpg)
SO MANY LEVELS
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6878107e062db300e564cb74598e4562/tumblr_mm4v5dMxbC1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a9f4362a4c737bef3192357a5064acf/tumblr_mlkp7aCsvH1qb5gkjo3_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/41b6322216057e3bb32a336836c3863a/tumblr_mm6r7155Us1rlpicfo1_500.jpg)
This is how I spent my afternoon:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946882_10151453488644069_158792066_n.jpg)
I like having a beach less than ten minutes from my house.
Some notes on the beach: It is on Swan Island, which is mostly an industrial park. The guy on the right is wearing a Superman suit. Those guys are "boat campers", commonly also called pirates, who are people who live on boats that they illegally moor around the city. The beach usually has a few pirates. Sometimes pirates live on land, especially during the warmer months. Bring a garbage bag. Do not go barefoot at the beach. It is not advised to go to the beach alone at night. To get to the beach, park in the McDonald's parking lot and skirt the far north side of the field.
Having a beach ten minutes from my house is my current mission in life. Current nearest beach is 60 miles away and, tonight, I'm driving 160 to chase some swell due in on Monday.
I ENVY YOU :argh!:
I am pretty damn lucky! Thanks to my location on the peninsula I live within half an hour of a bunch of beaches. They're all river beaches though, so they probably wouldn't meet your need for waves.
Hmmm, yeah, rivers kinda suck. Minus 10 envy points
Yeah, the actual ocean beach is like 60 miles away. I'm at the convergence of two large rivers, which has its benefits, one of them being I can actually swim in the water here, an act which would be suicidal at the coast.
(http://www.captchacomics.com/images/cc-00049.jpg)
This is the same spot on the same beach, looking the other direction:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/601659_10151559481368618_2054101019_n.jpg)
Saw this in a Skype chat I'm part of and had to screen grab it.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41695371/Edited.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b7617d7b837be6c77326be7af1c15df/tumblr_mlfhw7XQNN1rcvts1o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on May 06, 2013, 01:04:03 AM
Saw this in a Skype chat I'm part of and had to screen grab it.
(http://i.imgur.com/2n5mYnw.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/85a36c1112436ed44017d44d54761252/tumblr_mm0ytkPvQT1soa48wo1_400.gif)
(http://wonderlanduk.co.uk/store/images/uploads/BH563.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IJr1Ztf.jpg)
I... what?
That kind of shit belongs in a fever dream, or a Warren Ellis story.
(http://i.imgur.com/8oSxs25.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/eic4W.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RSgBqu13PUA/UWtps1kTZTI/AAAAAAAAJCU/eamE5qmVt20/s640/ADTWO40alt.png)
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/depression-part-two.html (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/depression-part-two.html)
Never laughed so hard or heard such an accurate description.
(http://s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/69639/1368026628/kimjongnoddy.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/JQdagcS.png)
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 10:53:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JQdagcS.png)
Genius. :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/10998_249319315214850_1470558471_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2013, 05:11:54 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/10998_249319315214850_1470558471_n.jpg)
D'AWWWWW!!!
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Just out of interest what's the longest time you've ever gone between shits?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Just out of interest what's the longest time you've ever gone between shits?
:lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Just out of interest what's the longest time you've ever gone between shits?
Chill man, I think he's right, he should remake the original with the parts spoken by Cthulhu translated into R'lyeh-ian so it's more accurate. Also, tag it with a warning that says its advertisement so that nobody will get mislead.
Or you know what? We should prosecute the maker of the strip, because he's obviously making an equivalence between "demonic = hunger" thus, it is a demonization of the poor and hungry, we should contact Human Rights and the ACLU. And the FDA, because Snickers aren't really food and they shouldn't be portrayed as if it was, it's misleading.
Quote from: The Johnny on May 10, 2013, 01:35:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Just out of interest what's the longest time you've ever gone between shits?
Chill man, I think he's right, he should remake the original with the parts spoken by Cthulhu translated into R'lyeh-ian so it's more accurate. Also, tag it with a warning that says its advertisement so that nobody will get mislead.
Or you know what? We should prosecute the maker of the strip, because he's obviously making an equivalence between "demonic = hunger" thus, it is a demonization of the poor and hungry, we should contact Human Rights and the ACLU. And the FDA, because Snickers aren't really food and they shouldn't be portrayed as if it was, it's misleading.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
But it isn't even funny, so the rest of that stuff is kind of irrelevant.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I think it bothers you because you suffer from crippling pedanticism which renders you unable to comprehend, let alone appreciate, the humor of the absurd.
Of course it's all wrong, or it wouldn't be so fucking hilarious. :lulz:
It's not funny. It's just slightly sad.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Jesus. Shut the fuck up.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 10, 2013, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I think it bothers you because you suffer from crippling pedanticism which renders you unable to comprehend, let alone appreciate, the humor of the absurd.
Of course it's all wrong, or it wouldn't be so fucking hilarious. :lulz:
Good luck explaining that to Captain Assburger, here.
ITT - CHTULU ALLIES GET HATE. FORGOTTEN TENTACLE MEXICO DOES NOTHING.
I'll beat this joke until someone finishes it.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2013, 01:39:47 AM
ITT - CHTULU ALLIES GET HATE. FORGOTTEN TENTACLE MEXICO DOES NOTHING.
I'll beat this joke until someone finishes it.
FINE.
The joke is on YOU and all the VOTERS that keep on voting for the two-man con expecting different results from centuries of everything defaulting to the same.
:evilmad:
Rejoice for I finally have some kind of fucking closure.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2013, 01:18:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 10, 2013, 04:04:29 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I think it bothers you because you suffer from crippling pedanticism which renders you unable to comprehend, let alone appreciate, the humor of the absurd.
Of course it's all wrong, or it wouldn't be so fucking hilarious. :lulz:
Good luck explaining that to Captain Assburger, here.
The funniest part is that:
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
...it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
is
exactly what makes it so fucking funny. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Exactly. Please keep in mind that we all know what and who and how and why Cthulhu is.
The unbelievable aspect of That Which Sleeps in this pic set is where we find the humor.
If you're complaining about the other souls who don't get it, fuck them; they'll be eaten last.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2013, 01:39:47 AM
ITT - CHTULU ALLIES GET HATE. FORGOTTEN TENTACLE MEXICO DOES NOTHING.
I'll beat this joke until someone finishes it.
No one's released any election results :P
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 11, 2013, 04:08:23 AM
Exactly. Please keep in mind that we all know what and who and how and why Cthulhu is.
The unbelievable aspect of That Which Sleeps in this pic set is where we find the humor.
If you're complaining about the other souls who don't get it, fuck them; they'll be eaten last.
Also, the fucking adorable little octopus as Cthulu, post-low-blood-sugar attack. :lulz:
This is true: adorable tiny octopus is adorable. And tiny.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Just out of interest what's the longest time you've ever gone between shits?
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 11, 2013, 06:18:16 AM
This is true: adorable tiny octopus is adorable. And tiny.
It made me go look on Youtube for baby octopus videos for 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, a lot of them are recipes. :cry:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 11, 2013, 06:42:44 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 11, 2013, 06:18:16 AM
This is true: adorable tiny octopus is adorable. And tiny.
It made me go look on Youtube for baby octopus videos for 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, a lot of them are recipes. :cry:
:lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00c1c931b49f5799814ef8c1c7e7838c/tumblr_mmlxalLpAD1rg4nafo1_400.png)
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 11, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00c1c931b49f5799814ef8c1c7e7838c/tumblr_mmlxalLpAD1rg4nafo1_400.png)
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about misportraying millenium generation kids. But, it doesn't even get the grammar and spelling right.
Second, it implies that (1) millenium kids spend all day taking pictures of themselves (2) that all of them are white and occidental (3) they's can only use errors while trying to communicate (4) the TIME cover is not real, its actually a photoshop
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the millenium generation and their behaviour and demography, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Quote from: The Johnny on May 11, 2013, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 11, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00c1c931b49f5799814ef8c1c7e7838c/tumblr_mmlxalLpAD1rg4nafo1_400.png)
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about misportraying millenium generation kids. But, it doesn't even get the grammar and spelling right.
Second, it implies that (1) millenium kids spend all day taking pictures of themselves (2) that all of them are white and occidental (3) they's can only use errors while trying to communicate (4) the TIME cover is not real, its actually a photoshop
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the millenium generation and their behaviour and demography, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I don't get it, therefore it is unfunny and troubling.
(http://i.imgur.com/QrXVhUL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IHdfHGF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XcwWhaC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GkwWXpS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/y7Wx7Ko.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0ZNZOZX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/y7Wx7Ko.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Johnny on May 11, 2013, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 11, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00c1c931b49f5799814ef8c1c7e7838c/tumblr_mmlxalLpAD1rg4nafo1_400.png)
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about misportraying millenium generation kids. But, it doesn't even get the grammar and spelling right.
Second, it implies that (1) millenium kids spend all day taking pictures of themselves (2) that all of them are white and occidental (3) they's can only use errors while trying to communicate (4) the TIME cover is not real, its actually a photoshop
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the millenium generation and their behaviour and demography, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
it occurs to me that Johnny may own the internet.
(http://i.imgur.com/E4xB7nN.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/6tUd9Tb.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/YNWUtJX.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/m2Vqi4i.jpg)
:lulz: OMG, the Cash4gold one!
(http://www.penispans.com/page2/files/wizard-penis-cake.png)
(http://www.penispans.com/page2/files/aligator-penis-cake.png)
Frosted dicks?
PENISCAKE!
(http://i.imgur.com/TrOKdVm.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/31445198/TES/1366685463525.jpg)
:lulz: The first one totally got me. That was awesome.
It's time to introduce PD to the wonder that is Frogman (http://thefrogman.me/):
(http://i.imgur.com/Df0Vc6I.jpg)
More Frogman for the masses:
(http://i.imgur.com/qsmi320.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kh6TPce.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QrpWCfh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8AidK7a.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ydq4Bxl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/gmSO52w.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SR0Mxwp.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/f3fl0h4.jpg)
Book-the fuck-marked :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2318edc1b894871547b0484bae062677/tumblr_ml579ld5Sl1qzrlhgo2_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/380180f87219d67a0e22fa01c03ce26c/tumblr_ml579ld5Sl1qzrlhgo1_500.png)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 15, 2013, 11:04:53 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2318edc1b894871547b0484bae062677/tumblr_ml579ld5Sl1qzrlhgo2_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/380180f87219d67a0e22fa01c03ce26c/tumblr_ml579ld5Sl1qzrlhgo1_500.png)
"First I want to say that I'm not a homophobe..." :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
It's just nice to know that the "I think Y, even do I'm not X" bullshit phrase is called out more that I would expect.
The last couple of pages of this thread have been fucking SUBLIME. :lulz:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30g1bi4z51ru8485o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7725216b78069da9b2b62764b857e44/tumblr_mexobitnox1rpkwibo1_500.jpg)
Brazzers? REALLY?
I suppose they're branching out.
I love Frogman! Sometimes I forget he exists, and then I am excited to be reminded of his awesomeness.
(http://i.imgur.com/72Qt8.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ji3ZKf-yV24/UVxz9vn-aTI/AAAAAAAAf-M/zo-rcbIPj2I/s1600/tumblr_mga9sp44bl1qa9armo1_500.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/943467_10151625413703281_493536084_n.jpg)
Swirl filter on face is letting it down a bit but everything else about this chop is epic!
Damn, I haven't been near Worth for over a year but I still can't help critiquing everything I see :eek:
Oh God Yes! KEEP THEM COMING!
George Takei and Traditional Marriage Fans.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage-fans
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/5/16/10/enhanced-buzz-26853-1368714609-10.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/16/10/enhanced-buzz-18634-1368714098-0.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/5/16/10/enhanced-buzz-30059-1368714952-0.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/16/10/enhanced-buzz-12226-1368714940-13.jpg)
Those Takei ones rock. That Honey Boo Boo thing hurt my eyes, though. :lulz:
I fucking love George Takei. I love old people. I love that once they don't give a shit about their careers anymore they can just say what the fuck ever they're thinking.
In some ways, I can't fucking wait to be all old and shit.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/525442_524824447579306_2085998438_n.jpg)
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/starcrush.com/files/2013/03/steve-jon-stephen.gif)
(http://www.thewalkingdead.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Popcorn-02-Stephen-Colbert.gif)
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/popcorn_jon_stewart.gif)
I watched a week's worth of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Laughed my god damn ass off. Suddenly, I hate the world less even though it's a giant clusterfuck.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32y3gOhpZ1qb4pnn.gif)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JXLDZq88CVo/UZZOaybRO2I/AAAAAAAB8NM/AqlMxsqQfdo/w367-h551-no/tumblr_mm5x5aQXrl1qhjmwvo1_500.gif)
That is kick-ass, P3nT.
I have days just like that owl sometimes. :sad:
Metaphorically, of course. It's always hot as fuck here. :x
Quote from: stelz on May 18, 2013, 07:31:44 PM
I have days just like that owl sometimes. :sad:
Metaphorically, of course. It's always hot as fuck here. :x
Seems peaceful, to me.
Too much peace. As in "NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN HERE, EVER" peace.
Out In The Cold Owl is Out In The Cold.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 18, 2013, 12:41:55 PM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JXLDZq88CVo/UZZOaybRO2I/AAAAAAAB8NM/AqlMxsqQfdo/w367-h551-no/tumblr_mm5x5aQXrl1qhjmwvo1_500.gif)
Awwwww
NSFW AT ALL. (http://www.sugamamacakes.com/sexy_snape_2.php)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 19, 2013, 01:00:46 AM
NSFW AT ALL. (http://www.sugamamacakes.com/sexy_snape_2.php)
That's a cake.
Why is that a cake?
Peniscake!
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 19, 2013, 01:07:45 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 19, 2013, 01:00:46 AM
NSFW AT ALL. (http://www.sugamamacakes.com/sexy_snape_2.php)
That's a cake.
Why is that a cake?
Because there are some SICK people out there.
(http://i.imgur.com/hw0GtGf.gif)
imgur is scary.
(http://i.imgur.com/aPfHUHy.gif?1)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e6c42f7756505f5abf2ec61c07bcd3fb/tumblr_mgqu1owJgV1qew089o1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d57f46a5bc1b753633cdc8bca1b48120/tumblr_mgqu1owJgV1qew089o2_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e281bc136cb567447852670179a07b9/tumblr_mgqu1owJgV1qew089o3_1280.jpg)
I remember having this conversation here on PD.
(http://i.imgur.com/5NffXkH.jpg)
Should I recognize the two people on the bottom?
The Abercrombie and Fitch guy who said he didn't want fat/ugly people wearing his clothes or something to that effect.
Don't know who she is.
She is Amy Bouzaglo. She's the star of the latest episode of Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'. She claimed all her desserts were handmade from scratch in a kitchen that had no bakery equipment and she also speaks cat. She meowed to prove it and says she has three children . . . trapped in the bodies of cats. Comedy gold. Reddit and Yelp and Facebook are having a field day with this shit.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 19, 2013, 03:14:02 AM
imgur is scary.
If more evidence is required:
(http://i.imgur.com/mvK7NSq.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/W1IoHR3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/o1fKwmz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3suQwGv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/X7OP0ca.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Jz2Dny3.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 19, 2013, 08:08:59 AM
She is Amy Bouzaglo. She's the star of the latest episode of Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'. She claimed all her desserts were handmade from scratch in a kitchen that had no bakery equipment and she also speaks cat. She meowed to prove it and says she has three children . . . trapped in the bodies of cats. Comedy gold. Reddit and Yelp and Facebook are having a field day with this shit.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
And the pics Cain posted look like a psychopathic fish eyed Tiger Beat...something. I'm not sure what it is. *shudders*
That kid could be super attractive if he stopped posing and put away the gel.
(http://i.imgur.com/nQHLvRG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/qRcdBo8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/56uifVv.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/b0JQNqd.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/j8oscmK.gif)
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2013, 06:24:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/56uifVv.png)
Oh Deadpool, you wacky bastard. Stay off of the fanfiction forums, will you? Remember that problem with Siryn? Take your pills.
(http://i.imgur.com/TeHyT7C.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PFirBBr.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wsRZMIx.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/KBr615T.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fuibquS.png)
Quote from: Cain on May 21, 2013, 11:09:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fuibquS.png)
If this ever happend it would be the center of the awesomeverse :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2013, 12:05:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 21, 2013, 11:09:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fuibquS.png)
If this ever happend it would be the center of the awesomeverse :eek:
Oh fuck yes. :lol:
Meanwhile, on amazon...
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/takei-1.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac3cf936d1062b5d361a2aa48d641275/tumblr_mmzqozwSVl1qzrlhgo2_r1_500.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKhi2Z6CIAEo1WI.jpg:large)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/07/501063b2244ed.png)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/07/501063f1e7fc6.png)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e42b1e169123.jpg)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e1f206eee3ba.png)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/09/4e5fae8026924.jpg)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/11/4ed512ac0500b.png)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e42b1508c9a1.jpg)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e42b18af14d1.png)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/01/510afb993720a.jpeg)
(http://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/The-Dumbest-Facebook-Posts-and-Comments-004-550x288.jpg)
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index-1.gif)
Nigel doing SCIENCE:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971009_653291748020292_1930394561_n.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/59be2d478a77773a007007164111aedc/tumblr_mn52n7Ejlr1rg4nafo1_400.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9b9da2ec4a9ec32743354f095e99bc0/tumblr_mildddv9Ai1rtobu5o2_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f187c9382881b918b487c235c9f66cfd/tumblr_mn0j89LsuV1rxkb5yo7_400.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ff953e8c674501b7874742b4bd9f545/tumblr_mmwy33C6mS1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2013, 03:11:38 AM
Nigel doing SCIENCE:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971009_653291748020292_1930394561_n.jpg)
:lulz:
I want to visit the Great Wall of Michigan. :lol:
That looks less like SCIENCE and more like the most serious Milgram experiment ever undertaken.
I approve.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 22, 2013, 01:16:59 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ff953e8c674501b7874742b4bd9f545/tumblr_mmwy33C6mS1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Who is this? WHERE is this? :lol:
Quote from: stelz link=topic=34440.msg1263431#msg=1369261667
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine link=topic=34440.msg1263304#msg=1369225019
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/545/tumblr_mmwy1_400.jpg)
Who is this? WHERE is this? :lol:
Quote from: Urban Dictionary
Schweinehund
1) an German insult, that is more popular in british movies than in Germany itself.
2) "blutiger Schweinehund" (bloody swinehound), even more popular in british movies.
3) "innerer Schweinehund" (your inner swinehound), means the enemy inside yourself that makes you passive.
John Cleese is a bloody Schweinehund.
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schweinehund
That is a statue of the "Inner Swinehound", a representation of laziness in the form of a large german man who is also a pig. The statue in question is in Bonn. The image comes from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cogito_Innerer_Schweinehund_Bonn.jpg
This is what the plate at the bottom says:
Quote
"MEIN INNERER SCHWEINEHUND - EIN HAPPENING IN EUROPA
Skulptur, die in 20 europäischen Städten aufgestellt ist
INNERER SCHWEINEHUND
ART: Tier mit Instinkten niedrigster Art
UNTERSCHLUPF: In dir und in mir, d.h. in jedem einzelnen Individuum des Homo Sapiens
WACHSTUMSBEDINGUNGEN: Wächst sich gross, wenn Menschen Opfer der Gewalt, der Erniedrigung und respektloses Verfahrens werden
BETRAGEN: Greift die ethische Wertgrundlage des Menschen an, so dass Rassismus, Fremdenhass und Intoleranz die übermacht bekommen.
VERBREITUNG: Kann völlig die Macht über den einzelnen Menschen, über soziale Gruppen und im Extremfall über ganze Bevölkerungen nehmen.
DARF NICHT GEFUTTERT WERDEN
Cogito"
(http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/99/640x448_17138_Evil_Octopus_3d_fantasy_octopus_interior_laboratory_picture_image_digital_art.jpg)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 03:05:16 AM
(http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/99/640x448_17138_Evil_Octopus_3d_fantasy_octopus_interior_laboratory_picture_image_digital_art.jpg)
Is oddly aroused.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/482550_674886045870200_510329764_n.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/Nevada-Lightning-Laboratory-tesla-coil.jpg)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 22, 2013, 11:57:04 PM
Quote from: stelz link=topic=34440.msg1263431#msg=1369261667
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine link=topic=34440.msg1263304#msg=1369225019
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/545/tumblr_mmwy1_400.jpg)
Who is this? WHERE is this? :lol:
Quote from: Urban Dictionary
Schweinehund
1) an German insult, that is more popular in british movies than in Germany itself.
2) "blutiger Schweinehund" (bloody swinehound), even more popular in british movies.
3) "innerer Schweinehund" (your inner swinehound), means the enemy inside yourself that makes you passive.
John Cleese is a bloody Schweinehund.
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schweinehund
That is a statue of the "Inner Swinehound", a representation of laziness in the form of a large german man who is also a pig. The statue in question is in Bonn. The image comes from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cogito_Innerer_Schweinehund_Bonn.jpg
This is what the plate at the bottom says:
Quote
"MEIN INNERER SCHWEINEHUND - EIN HAPPENING IN EUROPA
Skulptur, die in 20 europäischen Städten aufgestellt ist
INNERER SCHWEINEHUND
ART: Tier mit Instinkten niedrigster Art
UNTERSCHLUPF: In dir und in mir, d.h. in jedem einzelnen Individuum des Homo Sapiens
WACHSTUMSBEDINGUNGEN: Wächst sich gross, wenn Menschen Opfer der Gewalt, der Erniedrigung und respektloses Verfahrens werden
BETRAGEN: Greift die ethische Wertgrundlage des Menschen an, so dass Rassismus, Fremdenhass und Intoleranz die übermacht bekommen.
VERBREITUNG: Kann völlig die Macht über den einzelnen Menschen, über soziale Gruppen und im Extremfall über ganze Bevölkerungen nehmen.
DARF NICHT GEFUTTERT WERDEN
Cogito"
Quote"MY INNER PIG DOG - A HAPPENING IN EUROPE
Sculpture, which is situated in 20 European cities
INNER PIG DOG
TYPE: lowest animal instincts with style
HIDEAWAY: In you and in me, that is in each individual of Homo Sapiens
GROWTH CONDITIONS: Grows large when people are victims of violence, humiliation and disrespect process
AMOUNT: Attack the ethical value base of the people, so that racism, xenophobia and intolerance get on the power.
DISTRIBUTION: Can take over entire populations completely power over the individual, through social groups and, in extreme cases.
DO NOT BE gefuttert
cogito "
It's a GOOD statue.
Quote from: stelz on May 23, 2013, 03:48:25 AM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 22, 2013, 11:57:04 PM
Quote from: stelz link=topic=34440.msg1263431#msg=1369261667
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine link=topic=34440.msg1263304#msg=1369225019
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/545/tumblr_mmwy1_400.jpg)
Who is this? WHERE is this? :lol:
Quote from: Urban Dictionary
Schweinehund
1) an German insult, that is more popular in british movies than in Germany itself.
2) "blutiger Schweinehund" (bloody swinehound), even more popular in british movies.
3) "innerer Schweinehund" (your inner swinehound), means the enemy inside yourself that makes you passive.
John Cleese is a bloody Schweinehund.
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schweinehund
That is a statue of the "Inner Swinehound", a representation of laziness in the form of a large german man who is also a pig. The statue in question is in Bonn. The image comes from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cogito_Innerer_Schweinehund_Bonn.jpg
This is what the plate at the bottom says:
Quote
"MEIN INNERER SCHWEINEHUND - EIN HAPPENING IN EUROPA
Skulptur, die in 20 europäischen Städten aufgestellt ist
INNERER SCHWEINEHUND
ART: Tier mit Instinkten niedrigster Art
UNTERSCHLUPF: In dir und in mir, d.h. in jedem einzelnen Individuum des Homo Sapiens
WACHSTUMSBEDINGUNGEN: Wächst sich gross, wenn Menschen Opfer der Gewalt, der Erniedrigung und respektloses Verfahrens werden
BETRAGEN: Greift die ethische Wertgrundlage des Menschen an, so dass Rassismus, Fremdenhass und Intoleranz die übermacht bekommen.
VERBREITUNG: Kann völlig die Macht über den einzelnen Menschen, über soziale Gruppen und im Extremfall über ganze Bevölkerungen nehmen.
DARF NICHT GEFUTTERT WERDEN
Cogito"
Quote"MY INNER PIG DOG - A HAPPENING IN EUROPE
Sculpture, which is situated in 20 European cities
INNER PIG DOG
TYPE: lowest animal instincts with style
HIDEAWAY: In you and in me, that is in each individual of Homo Sapiens
GROWTH CONDITIONS: Grows large when people are victims of violence, humiliation and disrespect process
AMOUNT: Attack the ethical value base of the people, so that racism, xenophobia and intolerance get on the power.
DISTRIBUTION: Can take over entire populations completely power over the individual, through social groups and, in extreme cases.
DO NOT BE gefuttert
cogito "
It's a GOOD statue.
Wow, it's a statue of capitalism!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/Parodise/80s1337ness.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/f0f7d1e96816cfed8f63f4a90b68249e/tumblr_mn2xxzTcIk1rgyjn4o1_500.jpg)
Banksy - telling it like it is
(https://upworthy-production.s3.amazonaws.com/nugget/519c5300f2c5d9000f01ed83/attachments/banksy_nugget.jpg)
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sticks_and_stones.png)
Sticks and stones may break my bones but guns don't kill people
[/brainfart]
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 24, 2013, 01:34:44 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sticks_and_stones.png)
It's the rollover text that really does it though: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it."
One of mine from ages back. Needs a caption I think
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/obama_zpsd29d5304.jpg?t=1369415672)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 08:50:58 AM
Banksy - telling it like it is
(https://upworthy-production.s3.amazonaws.com/nugget/519c5300f2c5d9000f01ed83/attachments/banksy_nugget.jpg)
YES, BANKSY. YES!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 24, 2013, 01:34:44 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sticks_and_stones.png)
Oh, that's goddamn good.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 06:16:39 PM
One of mine from ages back. Needs a caption I think
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/obama_zpsd29d5304.jpg?t=1369415672)
I love it, Pent. :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/de9ca84f4e43e453149cb0b3ffab2fa7/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/854b1a19fe680c6d0e2b9300a8654680/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo2_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/71e186883c31650f380a349989aab668/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo3_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00ac59d0a71bbf892d1e94d3db0ac796/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo4_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a78fdc390f61d9686b44284bd72e89bd/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo5_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0ea9f754af1846c40ef61761d19833b/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo6_500.png)
Quote from: MMMW on May 25, 2013, 06:54:55 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/de9ca84f4e43e453149cb0b3ffab2fa7/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/854b1a19fe680c6d0e2b9300a8654680/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo2_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/71e186883c31650f380a349989aab668/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo3_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00ac59d0a71bbf892d1e94d3db0ac796/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo4_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a78fdc390f61d9686b44284bd72e89bd/tumblr_mn687cUjSg1spvwooo5_500.png)
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YOU HAVE NOT USED ENOUGH SEMI-COLONS.
YOU GET AN "F".
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ea024ef9e1c3918262b750fe22e4acd/tumblr_mncyho204N1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 06:16:39 PM
One of mine from ages back. Needs a caption I think
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/obama_zpsd29d5304.jpg?t=1369415672)
He looks like Dorothy Mackaill talking to the madam in the opening scene of
Safe In Hell. :lulz:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Safe_in_Hell_Dorothy_Mackaill.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5EamK.jpg)
:lulz:
Squiddy, did you make this (http://www.etsy.com/listing/123456121/not-this-disappointed-fuggler-but-one?ref=usr_faveitems&atr_uid=5125705)? Or did Roger's ex finally find a way to cash in on those teeth?
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/il_570xN_426940329_9muk.jpg)
Quote from: stelz on May 26, 2013, 06:10:41 PM
Squiddy, did you make this (http://www.etsy.com/listing/123456121/not-this-disappointed-fuggler-but-one?ref=usr_faveitems&atr_uid=5125705)? Or did Roger's ex finally find a way to cash in on those teeth?
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/il_570xN_426940329_9muk.jpg)
Ohhhh, that's excellent!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maoq6nSFUG1qzh8m2o1_500.png)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 06:16:39 PM
One of mine from ages back. Needs a caption I think
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/obama_zpsd29d5304.jpg?t=1369415672)
Mr. President, we are now hearing news stories that Orly Taitz no longer thinks you are from Kenya. She now thinks you are from someplace called Transsexual, Transylvania.
Quote from: PopeTom on May 28, 2013, 02:59:40 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2013, 06:16:39 PM
One of mine from ages back. Needs a caption I think
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/obama_zpsd29d5304.jpg?t=1369415672)
Mr. President, we are now hearing news stories that Orly Taitz no longer thinks you are from Kenya. She now thinks you are from someplace called Transsexual, Transylvania.
If he can strut like Tim Curry, I'm voting for a third term.
If he can strut like Tim Curry AND he changes his name to "President Frankenfurter", I want him in there in perpetuity.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/null_zpsdb4032ed.jpg)
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 28, 2013, 04:05:55 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/null_zpsdb4032ed.jpg)
Even though it looks like caviar and spoodge with a strawberry garnish.
Whenever you hear someone advertising fiber content, keep in mind that this means it's being advertised as a laxative.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 28, 2013, 09:30:40 PM
Whenever you hear someone advertising fiber content, keep in mind that this means it's being advertised as a means of dealing with the stupid amounts of cheese I shove down my gullet.
Fixt.
Quote from: Alty on May 28, 2013, 11:42:28 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on May 28, 2013, 09:30:40 PM
Whenever you hear someone advertising fiber content, keep in mind that this means it's being advertised as a means of dealing with the stupid amounts of cheese I shove down my gullet.
Fixt.
Mmmmm . . . cheese!
Facebook sent me a link to a survey about a group I'm in. So I was clicking "highly satisfied" stuff because it's a friends group, and then I came to this creepy page:
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/Capture-4.jpg)
Close window. Mark all future mails of this sort as spam.
Quote from: stelz on May 29, 2013, 01:03:34 AM
Facebook sent me a link to a survey about a group I'm in. So I was clicking "highly satisfied" stuff because it's a friends group, and then I came to this creepy page:
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/Capture-4.jpg)
Close window. Mark all future mails of this sort as spam.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Lots here: http://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago/top/?t=all (http://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago/top/?t=all)
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2013, 04:29:53 AM
Lots here: http://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago/top/?t=all (http://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago/top/?t=all)
WAT
(http://i.imgur.com/LmDNv.gif)
:lulz:
People dropping stuff and fucking things up too.
And this Freude one:
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/58dm.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/56TBx.jpg)
The caption makes this make sense.
What the fuck
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Tomatotree.JPG)
That's pretty fucking clever, actually.
It is, but holy shit, it's HUGE!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:53:36 PM
It is, but holy shit, it's HUGE!
Yep. Economical (resource-wise) as hell, I'd think. Every day, the monkeys think of something that validates their existence for one more day. That's one of those things.
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:55:50 PM
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
I can think of about 50 advantages (resources, ease of harvest, shade gained instead of plants stepped on, etc) of doing it that way, and only two real disadvantages (blight and wind).
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:55:50 PM
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
I can think of about 50 advantages (resources, ease of harvest, shade gained instead of plants stepped on, etc) of doing it that way, and only two real disadvantages (blight and wind).
Yeah, it's actually totally brilliant. And probably has the yield of about 6 conventionally grown tomato plants.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:55:50 PM
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
I can think of about 50 advantages (resources, ease of harvest, shade gained instead of plants stepped on, etc) of doing it that way, and only two real disadvantages (blight and wind).
Yeah, it's actually totally brilliant. And probably has the yield of about 6 conventionally grown tomato plants.
Looks like way more than that, though I am hardly an expert.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:55:50 PM
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
I can think of about 50 advantages (resources, ease of harvest, shade gained instead of plants stepped on, etc) of doing it that way, and only two real disadvantages (blight and wind).
Yeah, it's actually totally brilliant. And probably has the yield of about 6 conventionally grown tomato plants.
Looks like way more than that, though I am hardly an expert.
Depends on how you grow them, I expect, and what part of the country you're growing them in. That is a spectacularly large plant.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:55:50 PM
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
I can think of about 50 advantages (resources, ease of harvest, shade gained instead of plants stepped on, etc) of doing it that way, and only two real disadvantages (blight and wind).
Yeah, it's actually totally brilliant. And probably has the yield of about 6 conventionally grown tomato plants.
Looks like way more than that, though I am hardly an expert.
Depends on how you grow them, I expect, and what part of the country you're growing them in. That is a spectacularly large plant.
Neat thing is, it protects the base of the plant from direct sunlight. Put a bunch of these together, and you could grow tomatoes on a large scale in Arizona.
(http://i.imgur.com/gZ1I0Ub.gif)
D'aww.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:26:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gZ1I0Ub.gif)
D'aww.
:3
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:50:13 PM
What the fuck
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Tomatotree.JPG)
TOMATOBONER.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:23:10 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 29, 2013, 09:55:50 PM
WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY TOMATO PATIO!
I can think of about 50 advantages (resources, ease of harvest, shade gained instead of plants stepped on, etc) of doing it that way, and only two real disadvantages (blight and wind).
Yeah, it's actually totally brilliant. And probably has the yield of about 6 conventionally grown tomato plants.
Looks like way more than that, though I am hardly an expert.
Depends on how you grow them, I expect, and what part of the country you're growing them in. That is a spectacularly large plant.
Neat thing is, it protects the base of the plant from direct sunlight. Put a bunch of these together, and you could grow tomatoes on a large scale in Arizona.
That would be AWESOME.
Is that the one in epcot?
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on May 30, 2013, 04:11:17 AM
Is that the one in epcot?
I have no idea. Epcot has a tomato tree? Why? :?
Epcot had (has?) a farily large section devoted to sustainable food, hydroponics etc. Attached Restaurant apparently serves only food grown on premises.
It was actually the best thing about the whole Disney experience when I was a child.
No idea about now though.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2013, 04:58:24 PM
Epcot had (has?) a farily large section devoted to sustainable food, hydroponics etc. Attached Restaurant apparently serves only food grown on premises.
It was actually the best thing about the whole Disney experience when I was a child.
No idea about now though.
That's neat! I looked it up and found this:
http://thephotogardenbee.com/2010/01/03/disneys-epcot-greenhouses-are-amazing-part-i-the-land/
COOOOOOOL!!!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e9dc21ffd66d39861e5c423e916d871/tumblr_mnmenegUIQ1qb5xxvo1_500.jpg)
Okay, we're back to Enki pics.
BUT I JUST NOW FOUND THE TOMATO TREE!!!!! :cry:
Wow, that tomato tree is epic.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/p526x296/263392_443664172395490_1186070608_n.jpg)
:lulz: What.
(http://i.imgur.com/xFDD8Q5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/f0rDnn4.jpg)
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130531-10461120-GuineaLion.jpg)
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130531-10461120-Purd.jpg)
That's enough Internets today for you!
ZOMG GMOs
That guy on facebook who goes by God posts stuff like that all the time: "BEHOLD! A NEW CREATION! What shall I name it?" Then everybody starts giving it names like "Taylor Swift."
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NE5np_460s.jpg)
Quote from: The Johnny on June 01, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
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We had it first. http://www.keepaustinweird.com/current.html
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 07:50:21 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 01, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
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We had it first. http://www.keepaustinweird.com/current.html
That bum in a bikini! My eyes! :horrormirth:
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:34:36 AM
That guy on facebook who goes by God posts stuff like that all the time: "BEHOLD! A NEW CREATION! What shall I name it?" Then everybody starts giving it names like "Taylor Swift."
In the future, everything will be named "Taylor Swift" :horrormirth:
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 07:50:21 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 01, 2013, 07:16:52 AM
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We had it first. http://www.keepaustinweird.com/current.html
Nope, actually, Portland started it and a bunch of other cities like Austin and Louisville followed suit.
Wikipedia is under the impression that it started in Austin in 2000 and Portland copied Austin, but since I remember it from the 1970's and the Bud Clark era, I don't think so.
ETA: Other websites corroborate the Austin origin, so I must be misremembering. Maybe I'm conflating memories of "keep Portland weird" with memories of this:
(http://pdxcityclub.org/sites/default/files/nodeimages/Expose-Yourself-to-Art.jpg)
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:34:36 AM
That guy on facebook who goes by God posts stuff like that all the time: "BEHOLD! A NEW CREATION! What shall I name it?" Then everybody starts giving it names like "Taylor Swift."
The "God" FB dude is one of the few reasons I'm still ok with Facebook.
The other is taking pictures of my food. NEVER GETS OLD.
QuoteThe other is taking pictures of my food. NEVER GETS OLD.
But then, what do you do on Instagram?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 06:20:29 PM
Wikipedia is under the impression that it started in Austin in 2000 and Portland copied Austin, but since I remember it from the 1970's and the Bud Clark era, I don't think so.
ETA: Other websites corroborate the Austin origin, so I must be misremembering. Maybe I'm conflating memories of "keep Portland weird" with memories of this:
(http://pdxcityclub.org/sites/default/files/nodeimages/Expose-Yourself-to-Art.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Or not. It's hard to track pre-Austin Independent Business Alliance picking it up.
On another note:
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Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
Quote from: Cain on June 01, 2013, 06:42:01 PM
QuoteThe other is taking pictures of my food. NEVER GETS OLD.
But then, what do you do on Instagram?
Post pictures of food floating in the bowl.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
And then God was Ron Jeremy, and I am ok with this.
RON JEREMY IS GOD!
(http://i.imgur.com/sOu7Xt8.jpg)
From here : http://imgur.com/gallery/w7COu
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 01, 2013, 08:32:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sOu7Xt8.jpg)
From here : http://imgur.com/gallery/w7COu
I fuckin love crochet guy.
the yarn shade isn't something id ever use
Quote from: Pixie on June 01, 2013, 09:14:17 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 01, 2013, 08:32:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sOu7Xt8.jpg)
From here : http://imgur.com/gallery/w7COu
I fuckin love crochet guy.
the yarn shade isn't something id ever use
Me either, but the guy's awesome. :D
Another few pics, for the Game of Thrones fans:
(http://i.imgur.com/lUDEarS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/KKF8I7d.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WvKRLuw.png)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 01, 2013, 08:32:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sOu7Xt8.jpg)
From here : http://imgur.com/gallery/w7COu
How did this not warrant a mention?
(http://i.imgur.com/keLXhtU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dMIUrc7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/O8EcOwr.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k571d8t.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mx9MHxt.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Obr4JcO.jpg)
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 04, 2013, 04:25:53 AM
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(http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.13633173.8945/flat,550x550,075,f.u2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HcZOX6m.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wjG57ky.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ciJeBuT.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x6RQmqk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FFFl391.jpg)
That arch is amazing... and makes me think of goatsxe.
Maybe it's too early in the morning for me, because I saw that 'Brokeback Mountain 2" image and thought that both of the people in it were Weird Al Yankovic.
(http://i.imgur.com/EpEwz1i.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MQAGLP5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3eTKNxl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZPqmjKv.jpg)
I love Deadpool.
(http://media.tumblr.com/7e765b437e9a52e5ed4443dd62972456/tumblr_inline_mnxg6fEZnu1qz4rgp.jpg)
"Facial corsets", for painful but knife-free alternatives to plastic surgery.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/58ee728ade58eae9c505b5126324c676/tumblr_mnvfl9yuNQ1stzg88o1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2edec047f80ca46ba1235fe3c94c300a/tumblr_mnxemg4jiX1qb5xxvo1_400.gif)
A facial recognition project for picking faces out of a crowd, sponsored by NEC.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bbb2c5984e20fe76124e50de939662b/tumblr_mmqcwwbl8q1sps2pso1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/df155095dde9bacc197d1c3c601b90ae/tumblr_mn6vff3YTK1spqg9yo2_400.jpg)
A novel prosthetic foot from the person who brought us the prosthetic arm with a prehensile spiral plastic tentacle.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa3ab0b8cdd1789eb5d9bd1e7f66e5af/tumblr_mnku1i4goY1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
A plate from a 1974 article about video games by Stewart Brand. The plate shows Alan Kay and colleagues, and their Dynabook mockup (which became the basis for modern tablet computing devices, by way of the Apple Newton). This plate also shows someone using a mouse; the people at PARC were working with mice regularly at this time, although it had its origins with Engelbart's NLS project.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 05, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
Maybe it's too early in the morning for me, because I saw that 'Brokeback Mountain 2" image and thought that both of the people in it were Weird Al Yankovic.
It's true, Al has an
incredible rack.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kugqqv4D1rpjq71o1_500.gif)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on June 08, 2013, 02:21:15 AM
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I can't stop watching this. :eek: :1fap:
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 05, 2013, 11:45:39 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/7e765b437e9a52e5ed4443dd62972456/tumblr_inline_mnxg6fEZnu1qz4rgp.jpg)
"Facial corsets", for painful but knife-free alternatives to plastic surgery.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/58ee728ade58eae9c505b5126324c676/tumblr_mnvfl9yuNQ1stzg88o1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2edec047f80ca46ba1235fe3c94c300a/tumblr_mnxemg4jiX1qb5xxvo1_400.gif)
A facial recognition project for picking faces out of a crowd, sponsored by NEC.
Let me off this planet. Fuck humanity. :x
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 05, 2013, 11:45:39 PM
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what is this even? duck reflections?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LHDxqigCco4/TpeLXt1w0GI/AAAAAAAADf8/4_aWa4D_QEE/s400/fry.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YGSvcSv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/S1ml8wC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/o0uVwRm.jpg)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I'm fucking dying.
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 09, 2013, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I'm fucking dying.
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising sex and dying. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can kill people, (2) that it kills you in such a way that you still have time to tell us about it, (3) that you have nothing better to do with your final moments on this earth, and (4) the Welsh have learnt to type in English.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both fucking and dying, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Oh wow. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on June 09, 2013, 01:07:25 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 09, 2013, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I'm fucking dying.
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising sex and dying. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can kill people, (2) that it kills you in such a way that you still have time to tell us about it, (3) that you have nothing better to do with your final moments on this earth, and (4) the Welsh have learnt to type in English.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both fucking and dying, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
OMG i created a monster :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on June 09, 2013, 01:07:25 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 09, 2013, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I'm fucking dying.
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising sex and dying. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can kill people, (2) that it kills you in such a way that you still have time to tell us about it, (3) that you have nothing better to do with your final moments on this earth, and (4) the Welsh have learnt to type in English.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both fucking and dying, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:mittens: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: both of you.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 08, 2013, 04:56:57 AM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 05, 2013, 11:45:39 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/58ee728ade58eae9c505b5126324c676/tumblr_mnvfl9yuNQ1stzg88o1_400.jpg)
what is this even? duck reflections?
So far as I can tell, the ducks are real, and everything else is a reflection.
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 09, 2013, 05:06:51 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 08, 2013, 04:56:57 AM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 05, 2013, 11:45:39 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/58ee728ade58eae9c505b5126324c676/tumblr_mnvfl9yuNQ1stzg88o1_400.jpg)
what is this even? duck reflections?
So far as I can tell, the ducks are real, and everything else is a reflection.
No, the ducks are swimming in the sky.
Duh.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 09, 2013, 01:31:17 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 09, 2013, 01:07:25 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 09, 2013, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I'm fucking dying.
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising sex and dying. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can kill people, (2) that it kills you in such a way that you still have time to tell us about it, (3) that you have nothing better to do with your final moments on this earth, and (4) the Welsh have learnt to type in English.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both fucking and dying, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
OMG i created a monster :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising military-industrial complex producing genetic horrors for war. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can create monster, (2) that it creates monsters of such direness that common people should worry but there is no news coverage, (3) that you find the creation of eldritch abominations humorous, and (4) Mexico is a real place.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both monsters and humor, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 09, 2013, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 09, 2013, 05:06:51 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 08, 2013, 04:56:57 AM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 05, 2013, 11:45:39 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/58ee728ade58eae9c505b5126324c676/tumblr_mnvfl9yuNQ1stzg88o1_400.jpg)
what is this even? duck reflections?
So far as I can tell, the ducks are real, and everything else is a reflection.
No, the ducks are swimming in the sky.
Duh.
No, it's the END TIEMS. Strange signs in the sky, etc.
I made a thing. It's not funny.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/969599_10152419513451393_506313349_n.jpg)
So I cannot spell for crap.
You made the slide?
Those are great. :) I like the metaphor in them.
Repair cracks and breakage with gold. Not POOMP. :p
What did you add?
I quite like it, I didn't know about this.
I've seen the top part making the rounds for awhile, I think he added the bottom one?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 09, 2013, 08:17:58 PM
What did you add?
I quite like it, I didn't know about this.
The second tea bowl and the text that follows it. It's a response to the top half that I've seen floating around for a while that has been bugging me. I finally sat down and decided to make a rebuttal of sorts to it. The primary reason it bugs me is that is a rather well thrown bowl with a well done but uniform glaze that suddenly becomes wabi-sabi because of the kintsukuroi, which is actually true, but it, to me at least, distorts wabi-sabi into something clean and easy to understand for westerners. Wabi-sabi being the aesthetic that celebrates imperfections and the like, the top piece demonstrates wabi-sabi by being broken and repaired, and through the contrast of humble clay and gold, which Seppo also demonstrates, but Seppo goes a lot farther to demonstrate wabi-sabi because it was intentionally made in a certain manner, and then became broken and repaired. In most cases when a tea bowl was named it wasn't because it was an art piece, but because it was a kami. And many tea bowls are still treated as kami today.
I just wish I knew the name of the top piece.
Admittedly I may be biased as I did a paper on Seppo when I was a sophmore.
This is the first I've heard of tea-bowls being venerated as gods. Nice :-)
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 09, 2013, 08:50:03 PM
This is the first I've heard of tea-bowls being venerated as gods. Nice :-)
Technically a kami is and isn't a god, and this veneration of things as kami is kinda wide spread throughout Shinto. Weird looking rock? Kami. Awesome tree? Kami. Little pebble? Sure kami. Pen? Kami.
*nod* Shintoism is very different from even western polytheistic and animistic systems.
(http://i.imgur.com/fWSHCVJ.gif?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/CtOz7Zk.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabi-sabi
Wabi-sabi (侘寂?) represents a comprehensive Japanese world view or aesthetic centered on the acceptance of transience and imperfection. The aesthetic is sometimes described as one of beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete".[1] It is a concept derived from the Buddhist teaching of the three marks of existence (三法印 sanbōin?), specifically impermanence (無常 mujō?), the other two being suffering (苦 ku?) and emptiness or absence of self-nature (空 kū?).
Interesting.
Thanks for introducing me to this concept, six.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 10, 2013, 01:46:38 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabi-sabi
Wabi-sabi (侘寂?) represents a comprehensive Japanese world view or aesthetic centered on the acceptance of transience and imperfection. The aesthetic is sometimes described as one of beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete".[1] It is a concept derived from the Buddhist teaching of the three marks of existence (三法印 sanbōin?), specifically impermanence (無常 mujō?), the other two being suffering (苦 ku?) and emptiness or absence of self-nature (空 kū?).
Interesting.
Thanks for introducing me to this concept, six.
You're welcome, but call me Coyote.
Quote from: Doooooon Coyooooooootaaaaaay on June 09, 2013, 05:30:02 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 09, 2013, 01:31:17 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 09, 2013, 01:07:25 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 09, 2013, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 09, 2013, 12:14:46 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 01, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/581654_473239469430428_519247585_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This meme is hilarious.
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I'm fucking dying.
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising sex and dying. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can kill people, (2) that it kills you in such a way that you still have time to tell us about it, (3) that you have nothing better to do with your final moments on this earth, and (4) the Welsh have learnt to type in English.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both fucking and dying, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
OMG i created a monster :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That phrase bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising military-industrial complex producing genetic horrors for war. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Phrases on the internet and elsewhere can create monster, (2) that it creates monsters of such direness that common people should worry but there is no news coverage, (3) that you find the creation of eldritch abominations humorous, and (4) Mexico is a real place.
In other words, the person who makes such a comment completely fails (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both monsters and humor, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that kind of comment and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
This is the best thing I've seen all day.
The wabi-sabi concept is the second best.
(http://i.imgur.com/3KqMoRi.gif)
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/ackbarstache2.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1998fc4e4b8c80fb911f72b1a536aa83/tumblr_mo12p1cTXq1rhegcjo1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ILDSxz4.jpeg)
Oh Bob she looks like a Cabbage Patch kid... :horrormirth:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-SuQle9T0mCY/UbYQAKV0UoI/AAAAAAAAFqY/GwZel3NczGk/s522-no/spinningbitcoinskull.gif)
Whoa, Phos, that's making me dizzy...
Go into the light.
(http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p793/sigconf/jbmiami_zps11d00370.jpg)
SWAG
Quote from: Delcon on June 11, 2013, 12:55:42 AM
(http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p793/sigconf/jbmiami_zps11d00370.jpg)
SWAG
Who did his lipstick?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2013, 12:58:10 AM
Who did his lipstick?
Who, the guy in the back? Or the chick in the Miami hat?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s526x395/7268_458988820852315_880728203_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb707cfab45bfac4bca7a41e6ccae4ee/tumblr_mo75yj9DB01qbpxtio1_1280.jpg)
Steve Mann & cohort. From the model, I'd guess early 90s -- that's the 80s rig Mann's sporting, and one of the other guys has a twiddler, so I'd estimate around 1993.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2013, 01:13:57 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s526x395/7268_458988820852315_880728203_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Yoink.
(http://i.imgur.com/a76ftEG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YXJHcdR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EfGlb7e.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GlER4oe.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/OGpCwM4.jpg)
That home-owners association is a bitch.
(http://i.imgur.com/GSp8QaI.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/baf2a487051e41063f2006aa277f5322/tumblr_inline_mif96jocgY1rnvs0g.jpg)
found @ women fighters in reasonable armor: http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/
also:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKuOsCE5tFqOL71aErwBsnKa5JeSDQwq0Zq7m4MMEy_RarNU1kaQ)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
All of it.
The "I forgot how to" series made me guffaw. :lulz:
I get so much use out of the images here. :lulz: :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d23042b6f3587aff595aa8e8ee7bfdcb/tumblr_mmx72vHveR1qekkf2o2_r1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m277062ra21qa9yvvo1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m277062ra21qa9yvvo2_r1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/m00qVbx.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XFkozgW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BzNabQR.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/leWXamV.jpg)
Oh god I wish I could have sent this picture to the person in my last game lobby:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bf5b79eb930f481afefde39e6949d8b/tumblr_mnh45409IL1s5rsdao1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9623e28c0dc67cd893c4ceeb14325098/tumblr_mi3f8r664t1qgbr7no1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ead765c435e74da60ebaa107cf455a3/tumblr_mlzx8fwf8P1qcncteo1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3108014884f7b6ed070ca66ca3ea1cf8/tumblr_mo75frNoh01qz4bxgo1_400.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/leWXamV.jpg)
I fucking love this. That guy is my favorite. :lol:
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2013, 01:17:10 PM
Oh god I wish I could have sent this picture to the person in my last game lobby:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bf5b79eb930f481afefde39e6949d8b/tumblr_mnh45409IL1s5rsdao1_500.jpg)
HAHHAHAHAHAH
Saw this and thought of Dok :
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2013-04-16/index-1.gif)
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2012-11-27/index-1.gif)
I forgot how much I liked this comic.
Must...avert...eyes....from...Tumblr.....
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/057ab1a98fabc6a0efbe986cc8c7ab74/tumblr_ml4mzevu881rmluldo1_400.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/a0db7ea5d5cb12525aacd4ab5f6c80f8/tumblr_inline_mlw8o8v6E21rbw4b5.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e3fb6e711f5d4e4f97c81aa4eaad4cf/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o6_250.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/219f5842960397e7db5df6e062a0bb54/tumblr_mltxz9HFek1rmluldo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5822e8a984261e8785a437d4d08102b4/tumblr_mlgtsrbbBX1rhe15do1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2013, 01:00:38 AM
Must...avert...eyes....from...Tumblr.....
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/219f5842960397e7db5df6e062a0bb54/tumblr_mltxz9HFek1rmluldo1_500.png)
Yes. Why CAN'T people see what invisible body parts they are ramming in to? Those callous FUCKS!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/47360bccb8ce52a3664daf1795f8a1a6/tumblr_moavfawiwi1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Tumblr is the one great time waster in my life. :eek:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c96d3d128c83dc46c79e5ab367d2a36f/tumblr_miqod4hGeI1rt0vx5o1_500.jpg)
The problem with natural language interfaces
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/61e43c4c3d247382c33415e04efa2fd5/tumblr_moaclwLSu31rakpalo1_500.jpg)
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/04/TheFW_LittleMermaid-1.jpg)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on June 13, 2013, 04:50:09 AM
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/04/TheFW_LittleMermaid-1.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2da5b99bb758e04a986561d0ec0fd672/tumblr_mjlsuuVGnf1qkfzdlo1_1280.jpg)
Even better - it's a real place (http://www.oupchina.com.hk/retailers/kowloon.asp).
Quote from: Cain on June 16, 2013, 04:28:07 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2da5b99bb758e04a986561d0ec0fd672/tumblr_mjlsuuVGnf1qkfzdlo1_1280.jpg)
Even better - it's a real place (http://www.oupchina.com.hk/retailers/kowloon.asp).
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That's fucking awesome.
(http://i.imgur.com/C57UOio.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/l7aAHRq.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4r8b346.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/g6vO2Py.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vqLmD0S.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/C57UOio.jpg)
He looks SO HAPPY.
He's high and he has cake. Of course he's fucking happy! :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b661efbcbc454ddca1c616811d4f742/tumblr_mnrzuzqTti1r4laqpo2_1280.png)
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/2013-06-17.jpg)
Hah. Yeah, they kinda botched his character on the TV show, I think. He killed one measely kid, and since then...nothing. Hell, even Jaime Lannister has managed to be a bigger bastard than that.
I can't recall him being totally terrible in the books. No remose and a little creepy, but compared to most he's a pretty cool guy, guy. Possibly just trying to show the difference between the brothers prior to the eventual showdown.
Oh, he wasn't totally terrible. But he was a killer, and he enjoyed his work. As far as he was able to enjoy anything, anyway.
In the TV series, he killed Micah, then whined for three seasons straight.
(http://i.imgur.com/hla60Xj.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/oeDJ2s6.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/hmRxrsC.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/258f3dc659547a4c85e1c69368c8b31f/tumblr_mmruu9QRVy1s543edo1_500.jpg)
D'aww
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on June 21, 2013, 01:26:09 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/258f3dc659547a4c85e1c69368c8b31f/tumblr_mmruu9QRVy1s543edo1_500.jpg)
D'aww
Squeeeeeeee!!!!
EMOTE SUGGESTIONS:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WW0z6_700ba.gif)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aWZZpPx_700ba.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc4875dc12c6dcf1e894f97b0782da5a/tumblr_mklacdFhI21qa40z8o4_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/98af77d04686ebbf486b1a9a817cadd5/tumblr_mopataOoJF1qb5xxvo1_250.png)
I spent more time on this than I'd like to admit, re-reading The Filth for the third or fourth time.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 23, 2013, 06:53:24 AM
EMOTE SUGGESTIONS:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WW0z6_700ba.gif)
Emote's ass, I want to DO that. :lulz:
For all you druggies out there:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG99GXz_460sa.gif)
Quote from: The Johnny on June 24, 2013, 08:58:42 AM
For all you druggies out there:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG99GXz_460sa.gif)
That is beautiful and mesmerizing.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d7bb09f87971307281677b199cfaa90/tumblr_mif57h0LsN1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
This amuses me in ways I am incapable of describing.
(http://i.imgur.com/er441ub.jpg)
:lulz: omfg
I'm dying!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9661a861d869ce6174a866ae7cc9c82/tumblr_mowgalVS3O1snfsquo1_400.gif)
More @ http://peterfromtexas.tumblr.com/
via Cram
Eta: Oh gawd, i think i just went full tumbr. :eek:
http://explodingactresses.tumblr.com/ -- actually
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3dfc854925e552befdc2ba6d7599447/tumblr_moe4qwgGZq1qgzea6o1_500.jpg)
Quote(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aWZZpPx_700ba.gif)
This one makes a pretty perfect heel-digging emote. :lulz:
CAIN! :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzze2aO2zx1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrr86W_700b_v1.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: The Johnny on June 25, 2013, 09:57:10 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrr86W_700b_v1.jpg)
:lulz:
This is a thing of beauty. Please let it be true.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 25, 2013, 09:57:10 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrr86W_700b_v1.jpg)
:lulz:
This is a thing of beauty. Please let it be true.
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE! MANA FROM THE HEAVENS I SAY!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html)
Quote from: The Johnny on June 25, 2013, 10:01:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 25, 2013, 09:57:10 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrr86W_700b_v1.jpg)
:lulz:
This is a thing of beauty. Please let it be true.
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE! MANA FROM THE HEAVENS I SAY!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9066337/CCTV-police-officer-chased-himself-after-being-mistaken-for-burglar.html)
Dok's day: Made. :lulz:
It's shit like this that makes it hard to spot good satire. This is why we don't like our police being armed.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 25, 2013, 10:53:59 PM
It's shit like this that makes it hard to spot good satire. This is why we don't like our police being armed.
What's really funny is that for 180 years, they WEREN'T armed and everyone else WAS, and they did just fine.
Now they're armed and guns are illegal for everyone else, and shit's even more fucked up than it ever was, from what I can see.
It's all about messages, Junkenstien.
I'll think on that.
In the meantime, I bet that CCTV operator was playing the benny hill theme tune. I'll bet anything.
It drives me INSANE how everything can be taken as an ALLEGORY.
CCTV operator marks policeman as suspicious (a person that should be looking out for "suspicious" people, not be the "suspicious person" itself)
It denounces an ineffective, gargantuan system that validates itself thru chasing its own tail and finding crime where there is no crime while ignoring the real crime that is happening somewhere else!
Quote from: The Johnny on June 25, 2013, 11:14:01 PM
It drives me INSANE how everything can be taken as an ALLEGORY.
CCTV operator marks policeman as suspicious (a person that should be looking out for "suspicious" people, not be the "suspicious person" itself)
It denounces an ineffective, gargantuan system that validates itself thru chasing its own tail and finding crime where there is no crime while ignoring the real crime that is happening somewhere else!
See, to me, that's
poetry in motion.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/280a8d42f053835ba0cf540d441eb888/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_r1_500.png)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2013, 01:16:06 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/280a8d42f053835ba0cf540d441eb888/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_r1_500.png)
NOOO, MY PIGEON-HOLES, MINEEEEE!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/Be3ohFP.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/cltfLWW.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/eBXyo2w.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DWe1GYy.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7L9RUlT.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/eBXyo2w.jpg)
This one :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b65910403b872a505d2a3dc1fe9bdba/tumblr_movd1rw5lx1r5zq6ao3_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e70145f411de986cf792fe3f3974ea53/tumblr_mp2r3lPMhQ1s3b6fno1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7daaa4e03b698ffb5c2ad18a10655fc8/tumblr_mp2qnga6Ui1s3b6fno1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0173df3e01423909f8ceec3321b997b/tumblr_mnumnwDpPX1rphtnfo1_400.jpg)
:love:
GLORIOUS SUCCESSOR!!!!!!!
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NNAn9_460sa.gif)
I SHALL NOT REST TILL THIS IS INCLUDED AS AN OFFICIALLY SPONDSORED GIF OF PD
Also, PILLS HERE!:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aLKKxGM_700b.jpg)
Quote from: The Johnny on June 29, 2013, 01:39:57 AM
:love:
GLORIOUS SUCCESSOR!!!!!!!
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NNAn9_460sa.gif)
I SHALL NOT REST TILL THIS IS INCLUDED AS AN OFFICIALLY SPONDSORED GIF OF PD
i understand...it needs to be sped up--preferably with yakkity sax playing in the background.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 29, 2013, 01:39:57 AM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NNAn9_460sa.gif)
...Ah.
The
other CBT
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2013, 01:16:06 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/280a8d42f053835ba0cf540d441eb888/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_r1_500.png)
We are unique, just like everyone else.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 29, 2013, 04:29:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2013, 01:16:06 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/280a8d42f053835ba0cf540d441eb888/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_r1_500.png)
We are unique, just like everyone else.
I know that was supposed to be funny or edgy or something, but the fact remains that the whole "we are mindless automatons destined to drone on until death like the replaceable parts in my mechanical brain" meme is sort of misleading. Sure, a lot of us do similar things. That tends to happen when the same kinds of things are available to do in a given area. There are a lot of us doing similar things and that means we have to do even more similar things to keep the whole system afloat.
People are unique. I haven't ever met two people who are literally exactly the same, have you? I've met people who like to get together a lot and talk about how alike they all are, but they're still individuals despite all that. I can tell the difference between most of my friends, too.
I think it's a disservice to dismiss "we are all different" with such cynicism. We ARE all different, no matter how alike we may look from some angles. Imposing this myth of "universal similarity" can be incredibly insulting to someone who doesn't
want to be a carbon copy of the person next to them, and especially people who come from a background of people demanding to be acknowledged and considered
as unique individuals, only to have that struggle washed away with a bland "oh I get it, we're all the SAME!"
It's the same as "I don't see race" and "I don't see gender." Well, first of all, yes you bloody well do, and the only person who can afford to say they don't is a person who is unaffected by the disparities that are going on based on the differences they willfully ignore. Second of all, why the fuck would anyone want to look at all of humanity and see 7 billion basically similar people? Seriously, that sounds like the one of the most boring of all possible worldviews.
Quote from: V3X on June 29, 2013, 04:41:27 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 29, 2013, 04:29:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2013, 01:16:06 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/280a8d42f053835ba0cf540d441eb888/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_r1_500.png)
We are unique, just like everyone else.
I know that was supposed to be funny or edgy or something, but the fact remains that the whole "we are mindless automatons destined to drone on until death like the replaceable parts in my mechanical brain" meme is sort of misleading. Sure, a lot of us do similar things. That tends to happen when the same kinds of things are available to do in a given area. There are a lot of us doing similar things and that means we have to do even more similar things to keep the whole system afloat.
People are unique. I haven't ever met two people who are literally exactly the same, have you? I've met people who like to get together a lot and talk about how alike they all are, but they're still individuals despite all that. I can tell the difference between most of my friends, too.
I think it's a disservice to dismiss "we are all different" with such cynicism. We ARE all different, no matter how alike we may look from some angles. Imposing this myth of "universal similarity" can be incredibly insulting to someone who doesn't want to be a carbon copy of the person next to them, and especially people who come from a background of people demanding to be acknowledged and considered as unique individuals, only to have that struggle washed away with a bland "oh I get it, we're all the SAME!"
It's the same as "I don't see race" and "I don't see gender." Well, first of all, yes you bloody well do, and the only person who can afford to say they don't is a person who is unaffected by the disparities that are going on based on the differences they willfully ignore. Second of all, why the fuck would anyone want to look at all of humanity and see 7 billion basically similar people? Seriously, that sounds like the one of the most boring of all possible worldviews.
:potd:
Quote from: V3X on June 29, 2013, 04:41:27 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 29, 2013, 04:29:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2013, 01:16:06 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/280a8d42f053835ba0cf540d441eb888/tumblr_mofto1Aro91qkivpqo1_r1_500.png)
We are unique, just like everyone else.
I know that was supposed to be funny or edgy or something, but the fact remains that the whole "we are mindless automatons destined to drone on until death like the replaceable parts in my mechanical brain" meme is sort of misleading. Sure, a lot of us do similar things. That tends to happen when the same kinds of things are available to do in a given area. There are a lot of us doing similar things and that means we have to do even more similar things to keep the whole system afloat.
People are unique. I haven't ever met two people who are literally exactly the same, have you? I've met people who like to get together a lot and talk about how alike they all are, but they're still individuals despite all that. I can tell the difference between most of my friends, too.
I think it's a disservice to dismiss "we are all different" with such cynicism. We ARE all different, no matter how alike we may look from some angles. Imposing this myth of "universal similarity" can be incredibly insulting to someone who doesn't want to be a carbon copy of the person next to them, and especially people who come from a background of people demanding to be acknowledged and considered as unique individuals, only to have that struggle washed away with a bland "oh I get it, we're all the SAME!"
It's the same as "I don't see race" and "I don't see gender." Well, first of all, yes you bloody well do, and the only person who can afford to say they don't is a person who is unaffected by the disparities that are going on based on the differences they willfully ignore. Second of all, why the fuck would anyone want to look at all of humanity and see 7 billion basically similar people? Seriously, that sounds like the one of the most boring of all possible worldviews.
...If you're trying to mind read, you haven't *quite* got it yet, because you're reading far more into it than I said, or meant.
Putting words I didn't say in my mouth, and I *don't* like it at all.
Of course we're all different. Of course we're not robots.
Who are you projecting onto me, and why are you confronting me and not them?
None of us REALLY understand one another.
We're alone.
We're pointless, frail little beings doomed to suffer, watch our dreams perish, writhe in agony, be overcome by our own weakness, and die a horrible and pointless death.
And all for absolutely nothing.
NOTHING.
And the fucked up thing, is that we find ways to make this nightmare even worse for each other, on purpose, as if it needed our help or something.
Quite often by deciding that harmless differences between us are something to persecute each other for.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 24, 2013, 08:58:42 AM
For all you druggies out there:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG99GXz_460sa.gif)
Starts at about 6:20 :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov_iJQGq6DI
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2013, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 25, 2013, 10:53:59 PM
It's shit like this that makes it hard to spot good satire. This is why we don't like our police being armed.
What's really funny is that for 180 years, they WEREN'T armed and everyone else WAS, and they did just fine.
Now they're armed and guns are illegal for everyone else, and shit's even more fucked up than it ever was, from what I can see.
It's all about messages, Junkenstien.
I'm wondering if this could be used to get a bunch of Texans screaming for unarmed police. :lol:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img819/4476/j9c.gif)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img443/8759/f7pm.jpg)
Mildly NSFW http://imageshack.us/a/img849/9643/1mr9.jpg
(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/just-in-case-man-sharing-bread-bison.jpg)
Quote from: zer0n on June 29, 2013, 11:09:50 PM
(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/just-in-case-man-sharing-bread-bison.jpg)
D'AWWWWW! Big tame bread chomping bison!
Quote from: stelz on June 29, 2013, 04:52:00 PM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img819/4476/j9c.gif)
Nice push-up bra.
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/sithrak.jpg)
this for you twid
Quote from: The Johnny on June 30, 2013, 08:56:02 PM
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/sithrak.jpg)
this for you twid
:lulz: Also appropriate for Roger.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 30, 2013, 08:56:02 PM
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/sithrak.jpg)
this for you twid
:lulz: Also appropriate for Roger.
Roger's dead, so he's finding out, right?
GOD: "I'M REALLY PISSED!"
TGRR: "YOU? YOU'RE PISSED? COME HERE, YOU!"
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!WATCH THE ASS-KICKING, FOOT STOMPING, PREACHER VS GOD SMACKDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA! CAGE MATCH! ANYTHING GOES! Pay-Per-View only.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 05:05:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 30, 2013, 08:56:02 PM
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/sithrak.jpg)
this for you twid
:lulz: Also appropriate for Roger.
Roger's dead, so he's finding out, right?
GOD: "I'M REALLY PISSED!"
TGRR: "YOU? YOU'RE PISSED? COME HERE, YOU!"
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
WATCH THE ASS-KICKING, FOOT STOMPING, PREACHER VS GOD SMACKDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA! CAGE MATCH! ANYTHING GOES!
Pay-Per-View only.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NNAn9_460sa.gif)
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, GOD!??!? CS IM ACTUALLY ENJOYING MYSELF
(http://www.nataliedee.com/041012/a-couple-more-inches-and-it-will-start-to-restrict-their-breathing-so-at-least-theres-that.jpg)
Quote from: Pixie on July 01, 2013, 06:03:34 AM
(http://www.nataliedee.com/041012/a-couple-more-inches-and-it-will-start-to-restrict-their-breathing-so-at-least-theres-that.jpg)
That just got facebooked. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 05:05:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 30, 2013, 08:56:02 PM
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/sithrak.jpg)
this for you twid
:lulz: Also appropriate for Roger.
Roger's dead, so he's finding out, right?
GOD: "I'M REALLY PISSED!"
TGRR: "YOU? YOU'RE PISSED? COME HERE, YOU!"
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
WATCH THE ASS-KICKING, FOOT STOMPING, PREACHER VS GOD SMACKDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA! CAGE MATCH! ANYTHING GOES!
Pay-Per-View only.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/8UazOgO.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lYRryB3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/kksVhJv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WGDiCVW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EbUYKvl.jpg)
Friend of mine took this pic yesterday flying into Portland:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q81/s720x720/946838_10201584913891174_592871939_n.jpg)
This is what coming home looks like.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 05:28:53 PM
Friend of mine took this pic yesterday flying into Portland:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q81/s720x720/946838_10201584913891174_592871939_n.jpg)
This is what coming home looks like.
If that's taken outside a passenger window... nice.
If that's the windshield... jesusfuckingCHRIST
TURNTURNTURRRRN!!!
LOL yeah, no, she's not a pilot. Passenger window.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18sm45ztlib5bjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)
http://kotaku.com/this-funny-english-book-will-never-help-you-at-school-644348998
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f834f3922b962f09416fce3bef4458d7/tumblr_mpdbxulY2M1qzspj4o1_400.png)
He talks like this all the time.
(http://www.zewp.com/dump/photo/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/ep_albums/-1501540746/146693/w5a0e.jpg)
Sphinx moth of some sort.
That was last year, and that's my croggled left arm, why I'm holding it at a funny angle.
Aint nothing to fuck with:
(http://i.imgur.com/0VigjIR.png)
Quote from: Cain on July 06, 2013, 06:22:09 PM
Aint nothing to fuck with:
(http://i.imgur.com/0VigjIR.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 05:28:53 PM
Friend of mine took this pic yesterday flying into Portland:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q81/s720x720/946838_10201584913891174_592871939_n.jpg)
This is what coming home looks like.
I'm guessing that's Mt. Hood. What's the other volcano in the background? I know it's a volcano, because that's all the Cascades ARE.
Ranier, perhaps?
Probably, I know it's absolutely massive, but it's also further north toward Seattle. Granted, I can see Mt. Washington when I take off from Providence.
Quote from: Suu on July 06, 2013, 10:43:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 05:28:53 PM
Friend of mine took this pic yesterday flying into Portland:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q81/s720x720/946838_10201584913891174_592871939_n.jpg)
This is what coming home looks like.
I'm guessing that's Mt. Hood. What's the other volcano in the background? I know it's a volcano, because that's all the Cascades ARE.
Correct, and Mt. Adams.
You can occasionally, on a really clear day, see both Mt. Rainier and the Olympics from Portland.
It's scary how fucking huge Rainier is. It LOOMS.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 11:36:23 PM
You can occasionally, on a really clear day, see both Mt. Rainier and the Olympics from Portland.
It's scary how fucking huge Rainier is. It LOOMS.
It will be really fucking scary if it ever decides to go. Fuck.
And I forgot Adams is near Hood. SO MANY VOLCANOES.
I mean seriously. FUCK this. Rainier be all like, "Peekaboo, Seattle!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/Aerial_Seattle_and_Mt_Rainier.jpg/800px-Aerial_Seattle_and_Mt_Rainier.jpg)
(http://en.es-static.us/upl/2013/02/ring_of_fire_usgs_550.jpg)
(http://www.rumormillnews.com/images/map_12.30_earthquake.gif)
(http://engwell.wikispaces.com/file/view/WorldVolcanoes%5B1%5D.JPG/59838698/WorldVolcanoes%5B1%5D.JPG)
(http://engwell.wikispaces.com/file/view/ring_of_fire.jpg/64842626/357x230/ring_of_fire.jpg)
Yes Enki, I know how maek volcano.
Quote from: Suu on July 06, 2013, 11:44:38 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 11:36:23 PM
You can occasionally, on a really clear day, see both Mt. Rainier and the Olympics from Portland.
It's scary how fucking huge Rainier is. It LOOMS.
It will be really fucking scary if it ever decides to go. Fuck.
And I forgot Adams is near Hood. SO MANY VOLCANOES.
Adams is my favorite!
It has the most awesome and amazing lava beds. An aerial view:
(http://static.flickr.com/8051/8401145460_f0332aa448_b.jpg)
Up close:
(http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1156/1463421395_220062d1ff_z.jpg)
Don't walk around in there, you'll die! Very sharp and unstable.
Gorgeous! That lava bed is WAY COOL!
It's SO COOL driving through it, because it's just miles and miles of this creepy desolate landscape. Next time I go I need to take lots of pictures. Mt. Adams is the prettiest of all the volcanoes.
(http://www.deanmyerson.org/files/photo%20archive/gorge/mtadams/sept07%20015.jpg)
(http://www.deanmyerson.org/files/photo%20archive/gorge/mtadams/ne/adams%20ne%20006.jpg)
It also has an ice cave:
(http://allisonoutside.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mt-Adams-Wknd-1.jpg)
Man it's so weird how nature can just make stairs like that.
It's like...Eymn Muil from LOTR. :eek:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0991051197e9d3cad1e4547275c97a2/tumblr_mpjtp3oy551qzii39o1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3553a871bfa906720a854307657fc182/tumblr_mpjtp3oy551qzii39o2_1280.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Delightful!
Bowl of dicks (Maybe NSFW?)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/968833_444872062278048_620189121_n.jpg
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 07, 2013, 11:22:30 PM
Bowl of dicks (Maybe NSFW?)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/968833_444872062278048_620189121_n.jpg
Those are some remarkably well-crafted dicks.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 07, 2013, 11:28:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 07, 2013, 11:22:30 PM
Bowl of dicks (Maybe NSFW?)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/968833_444872062278048_620189121_n.jpg
Those are some remarkably well-crafted dicks.
Why, thank you!
I have had some requests for dicks in "fantasy" colors, so sometime this week I'll be making blue, green and purple dicks.
I didn't ask why. I prefer not to know.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 07, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 07, 2013, 11:28:36 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 07, 2013, 11:22:30 PM
Bowl of dicks (Maybe NSFW?)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/968833_444872062278048_620189121_n.jpg
Those are some remarkably well-crafted dicks.
Why, thank you!
I have had some requests for dicks in "fantasy" colors, so sometime this week I'll be making blue, green and purple dicks.
I didn't ask why. I prefer not to know.
:lulz:
Speaking as a dick, great work!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 07, 2013, 11:22:30 PM
Bowl of dicks (Maybe NSFW?)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/968833_444872062278048_620189121_n.jpg
Very nice! You are indeed the dick fairy! Long may you reign!
Thank you, thank you all very much! :thanks:
...If this is something that you are doing for selling?
Um...suggestions?
...One glass teenie-peenie pendant, framed by a double rainbow of pride beads...
Maybe make those next year prior to pride.
Just random thought to take or reject or play with.
I don't make jewelry, but thank you!
To clarify, technically, they are for sale (I made them for the gallery's cash & carry show) but I made and taught glass for a living for almost ten years, got famous and much published, now I'm a student and I only do it for fun and arty-assness. I only make work for one gallery, and only because a friend owns it. I don't do custom or made-to-order, I absolutely don't do jewelry for sale, and I don't care about selling. In fact, on some levels, I'd rather not sell. For money I live on grants, loans, scholarships, a part-time research internship, and occasional private catering gigs.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 03:06:16 AM
To clarify, technically, they are for sale (I made them for the gallery's cash & carry show) but I made and taught glass for a living for almost ten years, got famous and much published, now I'm a student and I only do it for fun and arty-assness. I only make work for one gallery, and only because a friend owns it. I don't do custom or made-to-order, I absolutely don't do jewelry for sale, and I don't care about selling. In fact, on some levels, I'd rather not sell. For money I live on grants, loans, scholarships, a part-time research internship, and occasional private catering gigs.
I'm happy you don't have to depend on that anymore, but in a way it's sad.
Because a strung necklace made entirely of art glass dicks would be AWESOME.
Quote from: stelz on July 08, 2013, 06:17:00 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 03:06:16 AM
To clarify, technically, they are for sale (I made them for the gallery's cash & carry show) but I made and taught glass for a living for almost ten years, got famous and much published, now I'm a student and I only do it for fun and arty-assness. I only make work for one gallery, and only because a friend owns it. I don't do custom or made-to-order, I absolutely don't do jewelry for sale, and I don't care about selling. In fact, on some levels, I'd rather not sell. For money I live on grants, loans, scholarships, a part-time research internship, and occasional private catering gigs.
I'm happy you don't have to depend on that anymore, but in a way it's sad.
Because a strung necklace made entirely of art glass dicks would be AWESOME.
Who knows what might become of the leftovers? And, of course, anyone who wants to can buy a bunch and make themselves a neck full of dicks.
Ooooh, my Nigel beads are now collector's items!
Also, Rhode Island (Woonsocket is the town I work in):
(http://i.minus.com/ibhe1rV5rI4Iao.gif)
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 08, 2013, 02:31:55 AM
...If this is something that you are doing for selling?
Um...suggestions?
...One glass teenie-peenie pendant, framed by a double rainbow of pride beads...
Maybe make those next year prior to pride.
Just random thought to take or reject or play with.
Since Nigel isn't selling anymore, check out Heart of Oak Crafts on Etsy. She does mostly historical stuff, but I have a fascinus (penis pendant) from her.
Quote from: Suu on July 08, 2013, 02:28:34 PM
Ooooh, my Nigel beads are now collector's items!
Also, Rhode Island (Woonsocket is the town I work in):
(http://i.minus.com/ibhe1rV5rI4Iao.gif)
Devin Townsend's new album is a re-imagining of "Guys and Dolls" incidentally.
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/82aed084c057d8268c75daf5d604feff/tumblr_mplfbzNBe61qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4amcjVTR1rkgreyo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
Well, let us know if there's ever a way where we could give you money in exchange for dicks.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
Well, let us know if there's ever a way where we could give you money in exchange for dicks.
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss . . . .
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 09, 2013, 05:34:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
Well, let us know if there's ever a way where we could give you money in exchange for dicks.
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss . . . .
Hey ladies...
If Nigel can't come up with the goods...
I know a guy
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2eoz249.jpg)
Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 06:14:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 09, 2013, 05:34:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
Well, let us know if there's ever a way where we could give you money in exchange for dicks.
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss . . . .
Hey ladies...
If Nigel can't come up with the goods...
I know a guy
You know a guy who has multiple dicks, and will sell you a bowl?
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on July 10, 2013, 12:58:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 06:14:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 09, 2013, 05:34:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
Well, let us know if there's ever a way where we could give you money in exchange for dicks.
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss . . . .
Hey ladies...
If Nigel can't come up with the goods...
I know a guy
You know a guy who has multiple dicks, and will sell you a bowl?
I'm in.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WbAVQ_460sa_v1.gif)
YOLO
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYX9bV_460sa.gif)
Babies are cute, right?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYXjwq_700b.jpg)
Quote from: The Johnny on July 10, 2013, 01:38:06 PM
Babies are cute, right?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYXjwq_700b.jpg)
Is this from a movie adaptation of
Gun, with Occasional Music?!
Quote from: V3X on July 09, 2013, 06:14:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 09, 2013, 05:34:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 09, 2013, 04:50:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 08, 2013, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 08, 2013, 04:13:33 PM
I still have crap in my Etsy store. I also have some unlisted crap that I might eventually get around to listing. I'm just not planning on making any new crap anytime soon, unless it's crap that I happen to feel like making for shits and giggles.
Is any of the crap dicks?
No, all the dicks are at the gallery for the month. If there are any left over I'll probably list them eventually, or maybe just keep them around the house.
Well, let us know if there's ever a way where we could give you money in exchange for dicks.
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss . . . .
Hey ladies...
If Nigel can't come up with the goods...
I know a guy
We don't want a cheap knockoff. :lulz:
Quote from: The Johnny on July 10, 2013, 01:36:00 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WbAVQ_460sa_v1.gif)
:lol: emote-worthy.
The giant babies are so fucking creepy.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5246b5dbccc6529dcf33f7417a6c8f47/tumblr_mphsi3vI051qb5xxvo1_500.jpg)
http://ridiculouslyinteresting.com/2012/01/05/hidden-mothers-in-victorian-portraits/
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 10, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 10, 2013, 01:36:00 PM
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:lol: emote-worthy.
Agreed, also hypnotic.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 06:58:47 AM
http://ridiculouslyinteresting.com/2012/01/05/hidden-mothers-in-victorian-portraits/
Ohhhh wow, website bookmarked!
(http://i.imgur.com/cm6wQsW.gif)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-pLKdVt5fI-s/UeCQ0R16k7I/AAAAAAAAJAA/cWjeomaCGG0/w374-h522-no/alice.jpg)
"Alice in Nukeland" by Alejandro Dini
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Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
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Poor Chewbacca.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
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Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
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Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.
WATCH OUT TGRR, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:48:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
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Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.
WATCH OUT TGRR, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!
AHMONNA GODDAMN PROTECTED SPECIES LIST, HERE! :argh!:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:48:57 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 02:15:34 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 14, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
(http://www.contemporist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lw_080713_01.jpg)
Oh sweet, now I know what to do with my couch when it's time to have it re-upholstered.
WATCH OUT TGRR, SHE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!
AHMONNA GODDAMN PROTECTED SPECIES LIST, HERE! :argh!:
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT SASQUATCH!
I have it on good authority that the couch is a cousin of mine.
"What is that stunning couch made of?" *petting the couch*
"Generic hardwood and 100% all natural Roger back-pelt."
"Roger . . . what?"
"Oh it's okay, he's part yeti. You just shear his back every six months or so and he's good to go. I imagine it's a relief what with all that weight off. The only downside is that it can itch when it grows back. That's why you've got to be careful not to cut too close. It can get ugly if you nick him. Hulk smash, peyote rampages, etc."
"How . . . wonderful." :vom:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:26:40 AM
I have it on good authority that the couch is a cousin of mine.
He's a layabout!
Or she.
I don't wanna be sexist with my assumptions.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 05:29:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:26:40 AM
I have it on good authority that the couch is a cousin of mine.
He's a layabout!
Or she.
I don't wanna be sexist with my assumptions.
He. And he can't help it. He's half Italian.
Meatloaf is looking a little haggard these days.
(http://i.likes-media.com/uimg/6439d3598bcbcc4cfa9323cdd50d59b5.600x)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 06:50:53 AM
Meatloaf is looking a little haggard these days.
(http://i.likes-media.com/uimg/6439d3598bcbcc4cfa9323cdd50d59b5.600x)
He's lost weight. :lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqajr99rQ41qzi4y4o1_1280.png)
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on July 15, 2013, 02:23:52 PM
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Never trust a movie director who has the same barber as Donald Trump.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b7cbaca2eba209a383f476ebcad8c04/tumblr_mmwfz6xwKH1sowp9lo1_400.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/aaecc5443a31562a244b48bac9aca089/tumblr_mh054qibrv1qfa3vxo1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0368dbe119fd7b088f8a9550aae42ad0/tumblr_moshz9Yx3b1qbgavho1_500.jpg)
"Do u mind?"
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff4cffe6966c3a0cac5834fd91c067ec/tumblr_mocz2iLSEW1rjb47jo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e296026e28878cae0d7651ca51d25c05/tumblr_mo9lq4JAWz1rq2cd2o1_500.jpg)
Damn yuo Cramulus! :argh!:
(http://i.imgur.com/iCsaC5t.gif)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/lGzcJLr.jpg)
Try to escape this fun allegorical maze I drew.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f9155ff2766048eac865c87b9630701/tumblr_mnxdiaJz831roo64to1_500.jpg)
The title will make sense once you solve it.
I lack the intestinal fortitude.
Well, this was unexpected. Welcome back, Cram.
Hey, Cram! :) Missed the weirdness around here.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2013, 08:49:56 PM
Try to escape this fun allegorical maze I drew.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f9155ff2766048eac865c87b9630701/tumblr_mnxdiaJz831roo64to1_500.jpg)
The title will make sense once you solve it.
OH MY GOD IT'S A SHIT DEAD END
YOU BASTARD.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 06:50:53 AM
Meatloaf is looking a little haggard these days.
(http://i.likes-media.com/uimg/6439d3598bcbcc4cfa9323cdd50d59b5.600x)
Meat Loaf: "Mrfm-mumarph-furfumrble"
Sound Guy: "God damn it! It's our last microphone! STOP EATING THE MICS!"
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/enhanced-buzz-1206-1332347618-1.jpg)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/ovarian-gang-sign
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942979_277293989075108_178505403_n.png)
He has a website, you know.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 05:14:58 AM
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He has a website, you know.
Im fine by people with mental health issues having children, but there's cases where they have enough burden with themselves and are barely functional (or NOT EVEN)... what would be the destiny of an unwanted child from someone that probably cannot care for them (or wants to)?
Not the point, Johnny.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Not the point, Johnny.
I know, just wanted to expand on the consequences of such ideology.
:lol:
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aeN0ZVO_460sa.gif)
Quote from: The Johnny on July 17, 2013, 05:30:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Not the point, Johnny.
I know, just wanted to expand on the consequences of such ideology.
It's because women who want to have sex, and are not under the firm control of a righteous husband, are just wrong and should be punished.
Willful women need to be humbled by the state, since they refuse to bow and serve a man.
It's God's plan!
:horrormirth:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ird8ppMr1qlddj1o1_500.jpg)
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(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/SHORPY_04029u.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a84532e31701cece990b3ff6ddc267d/tumblr_mi7pd1TXVZ1r2sq16o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/18bbc815e4c641246df8a28c9633d392/tumblr_mm5bjfDbG61qdlh1io1_400.gif)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e66b0e4e73f53d7714babed479278056/tumblr_mmhuk4mf8S1s1uvlro9_250.jpg)
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Post this to FB with a comment like "New Car!!!!!"
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If you need to reply, say something like
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Quote from: stelz on July 17, 2013, 04:40:29 AM
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/ovarian-gang-sign
I'm pretty sure the Uterus Side gang sign looks more like this
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4tRF6OTdap4/Ueaodly1cLI/AAAAAAAALxc/DMdz9vOPPzE/w766-h1021-no/20130717_100622.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 05:14:58 AM
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He has a website, you know.
He never actually said that, though.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 17, 2013, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 05:14:58 AM
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He has a website, you know.
He never actually said that, though.
?
Hang on.
Nigeled again:
http://www.lancekinzer.com/
It seems to have started as a parody on Twitter, then taken seriously. Poe's law, etc.
On the other hand the actual provisions of his bill are pretty fucking bad, and not too far from that supposed quote.
Some photos of Venice:
(http://i.imgur.com/rEwOHIB.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/PF1uRo1.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/3BEYK8Q.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/nywnX6z.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/EqjS5FA.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/y5LBLVb.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/aYUZ13r.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/Jr4HbrK.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/GpolWST.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/VUABLn4.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/z8in1g0.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/zt3KQJm.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/MvkEPGo.jpg?1)
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My dreamworld! Water fucking everywhere and plenty shit to get drunk and climb on when you have to land :eek:
Also very easy to get drunk, given they sell prosecco on practically every street corner. You may have to shop around to get a decent deal, though.
WIN! Do they have those big towers you can jump off into a pile of straw or is that only in the video game?
Alas, there was a regrettable dearth of conveniently placed heaps of straw for prospective assassins to land in safely after performing a Leap of Faith.
There were, however, poorly hidden Templar safe houses everywhere:
(http://i.imgur.com/e4iBK2V.jpg?1)
Fuck yeah. I'm in!
(http://i.imgur.com/V80UDQM.jpg)
Venice officially added to the "Must see this shit" list.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2013, 04:08:57 PM
Nigeled again:
http://www.lancekinzer.com/
It seems to have started as a parody on Twitter, then taken seriously. Poe's law, etc.
On the other hand the actual provisions of his bill are pretty fucking bad, and not too far from that supposed quote.
The bill is fucking horrific.
(http://i.imgur.com/OKbhhjj.gif)
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 17, 2013, 07:15:57 PM
Venice officially added to the "Must see this shit" list.
Pretty much all of Italy falls under this list. Here is a random smattering from several different cities:
(http://i.imgur.com/3ZyTZnh.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/VSgPUz9.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/rdwbdmd.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/uqTWgga.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/bEzZOCI.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/OJOKN9z.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/JeUXYX5.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/0UhdODI.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/wCHplxf.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/hPtOrPP.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/5HJbr1U.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/7ZXEI5Y.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/67j18u0.jpg?1)
In order of appearance: Florence, San Gimignano, Verona, Ravenna, San Marino, Urbino, Assisi, Naples, Pompeii, Sorrento, Montecassino, Vatican City and Rome.
My envy is a truck. A great big truck.
MINE TOO.
If it makes you feel better, I am now utterly exhausted and with no clean clothes.
It was also punishingly hot in a few of those places. Pompeii in particular has virtually no shade. And Florence smells like a latrine. Tony Blair used to holiday in San Gimignano, so there is obviously something deeply wrong with the place. Verona helped inflict Romeo and Juliet on the world. Urbino has an annoying student population. You can't do the slightest sinful thing in Assisi without feeling that you're making Saint Francis cry. Sorrento is for people without the fortitude to handle Naples. Naples is for people who want the closest thing to living in Karachi while living in Western Europe still. The Vatican City...well, enough said. And Rome has traffic jams that started before the ascent of man and are still ongoing.
Montecassino is pretty nice though.
Quote from: Cain on July 18, 2013, 03:12:23 AM
If it makes you feel better, I am now utterly exhausted and with no clean clothes.
Same here, and I never left Tucson. :tgrr:
Now I want to go to Assisi and do terrible things.
Admit it, dude - you want to go anywhere that has "Ass" in the title!
QuoteIt was also punishingly hot in a few of those places.
This is my only concern.
My heritage means that any climes that see daylight require me to take several drums of Factor 50,000.
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 18, 2013, 11:27:06 AM
QuoteIt was also punishingly hot in a few of those places.
This is my only concern.
My heritage means that any climes that see daylight require me to take several drums of Factor 50,000.
I hear ya! I'm scottish. We're having a heatwave. It's, like 25 degrees outside. I'M FUCKING DYING! :argh!:
The bastard thing is, I love the heat. Love it. Saunas are awesome.
But one fucking ray of sun and I may as well be an Albino in Mexico.
You could always wear a thick black hooded robe and carry an umbrella when you visit sunny places.
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/SexAndSmartPhonesByAge.png)
:lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 18, 2013, 03:30:10 PM
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/SexAndSmartPhonesByAge.png)
Quote from: Cramulus on July 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
:lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?
I dunno, but it's pretty gross that 40-year-old Android phone users have 9-year-old sexual partners.
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on July 18, 2013, 03:28:19 PM
You could always wear a thick black hooded robe and carry an umbrella when you visit sunny places.
The last time I had to go to spain, I pretty much looked like the Monster in the dark:
(http://www.giantitp.com/comics/images/43roi4wt8dsfwer901.gif)
If you've not heard about OOTS by now, it's worth a read if you've ever heard of an RPG.
OkCupid has (had?) a blog where they did datamining on OkCupid users. That particular graph compared people whose profile picture had cellphone EXIF tags to the number of reported partners.
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/
They even have scientific proof white males really do get everything easier and black females have the hardest time getting respect from guys:
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/race_affects/Reply-By-Race-Male.png)
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/race_affects/Reply-By-Race-Female.png)
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-race-affects-whether-people-write-you-back/
And that, "stick apart" aside, Discordians are more compatible with themselves than fundamentalists are compatible with themselves:
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/races_and_religions/Match-By-Attitude.png)
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/how-races-and-religions-match-in-online-dating/
Despite the fact that social/economic conservatives conservatives match themselves much better than people with any liberal leanings:
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/general/Politics-Match.png)
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-democrats-are-doomed-or-how-a-big-tent-can-be-too-big/
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 18, 2013, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 18, 2013, 03:30:10 PM
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Quote from: Cramulus on July 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
:lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?
I dunno, but it's pretty gross that 40-year-old Android phone users have 9-year-old sexual partners.
The next time someone complains about having points taken off of a lab report for missing units on their axes, I will direct them here.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 18, 2013, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 18, 2013, 03:30:10 PM
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Quote from: Cramulus on July 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
:lulz: whaaat? where did that come from?
I dunno, but it's pretty gross that 40-year-old Android phone users have 9-year-old sexual partners.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthg6vjPS21ql141xo1_400.gif)
I wonder if it's causitive. If you are between the ages of 18 and 20 and you want to prevent your boyfriend or girlfriend from cheating on you, should you buy them an android phone?
(It's probably just because the iPhone costs more, and thus iPhone users are more likely to be sugar-daddies to large numbers of mates simultaneously)
My favorite entry in the design your own Jaeger contest
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7526318592/h7EABEA93/)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/51b8b2a9d23d63839c5942d21fc2c7dc/tumblr_mnz897obsT1qzcv7no1_500.png)
(http://imgur.com/yqKRXzp.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/30fb0a8768dcaa5c68372e21cedcb608/tumblr_mo8s39VcP21qdu9ouo9_r1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/507628f0047859d3169a4ecd633c72fc/tumblr_mq3hxjU8o11qewacoo1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c1f3f81493c33801d1f24f211dc44518/tumblr_mq03y2u8L91qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ea9d9b0566947119c494bbf2eb938fc/tumblr_mpzex15sDN1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e603043a422a16b1242326b05b41b716/tumblr_mpfym8YiI51r1oskao1_500.png) Reminds me of work way too much.
Got these pics this morning down in Narragansett. There is an artist that comes down to the seawall all the time and balances (!) these stones. No glue, no wire...he finds the natural balance and does this. It's incredible.
(http://i.imgur.com/pae0CFZl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x0pYuZql.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/slSoC3yl.jpg)
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:34:50 AM
Got these pics this morning down in Narragansett. There is an artist that comes down to the seawall all the time and balances (!) these stones. No glue, no wire...he finds the natural balance and does this. It's incredible.
(http://i.imgur.com/pae0CFZl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x0pYuZql.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/slSoC3yl.jpg)
.....I am in awe
There's more on my FB, I just didn't want to flood the page. Here's a link and vid. Watch the vid, the dude is unreal:
http://news.providencejournal.com/breaking-news/2012/09/video-patience.html
He's been doing this for as long as I've been living here, so...at least 11 years.
Here's another:
(http://i.imgur.com/IPYcI0b.jpg)
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
Oh MAN. :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:37:52 AM
There's more on my FB, I just didn't want to flood the page. Here's a link and vid. Watch the vid, the dude is unreal:
http://news.providencejournal.com/breaking-news/2012/09/video-patience.html
He's been doing this for as long as I've been living here, so...at least 11 years.
That is really cool.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002994_631488616872153_1800250012_n.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html (http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html)
http://www.luckygunner.com/12ga-3-uranium-drone-load-tacnition-5-rounds
Quote from: Forsooth on July 19, 2013, 07:45:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html (http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html)
http://www.luckygunner.com/12ga-3-uranium-drone-load-tacnition-5-rounds
That's AWESOME. :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:34:50 AM
Got these pics this morning down in Narragansett. There is an artist that comes down to the seawall all the time and balances (!) these stones. No glue, no wire...he finds the natural balance and does this. It's incredible.
(http://i.imgur.com/pae0CFZl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x0pYuZql.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/slSoC3yl.jpg)
Those are awesome! I have a friend who is a stonemason which means that whenever we go anywhere or do anything, he leaves those behind. It's like a crumb-trail of balanced rocks, everywhere he goes.
Taking him to the river is especially fun.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 18, 2013, 03:30:10 PM
(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/SexAndSmartPhonesByAge.png)
Oh wow.
I have an iPhone, and I'm not saying anything.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 19, 2013, 02:06:40 AM
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I love him so much.
I kept on seeing the two-column version of this, and because I'm a nerd, I felt the need to correct it.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/582d254fcf521480c73ceb2acc6174d1/tumblr_mq7aij0zbn1qb5xxvo1_500.jpg)
It's a reminder that making shit up about an existing prototype technology is easier than bringing that prototype successfully to market (as demonstrated by all the flying car manufacturers that have gone bankrupt since the mid-1930s).
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
THE CHILDREN THOUGH!!!
Quote from: /b/earman on July 20, 2013, 03:47:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
THE CHILDREN THOUGH!!!
:dream:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
It occurs to me that loads of people will be shooting large bullets more or less straight up.
I see no downside to this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2013, 06:41:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
It occurs to me that loads of people will be shooting large bullets more or less straight up.
I see no downside to this.
:mittens:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:42:33 AM
WAITING FOR PICS.
http://news.yahoo.com/colorado-town-mulls-issuing-licenses-shoot-down-drones-011044186.html
Seriously, this is the best goddamn idea.
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/uda-dennie-spider-waterdrop-hats
(http://i.imgur.com/rbMUsNT.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bJlg6hw.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VKWy2eo.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WaUQPFP.jpg)
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 20, 2013, 08:23:57 PM
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/uda-dennie-spider-waterdrop-hats
That is SO COOL!
Whaddaya know? :lol: http://www.sears.com/excelled-mens-wool-fedora-updated/p-043VA7122001P?sid=IDx01192011x000001&kpid=043VA7122001P&kispla=043VA7122001P
No, Nigel, when someone says "check your privilege" they don't mean, you know, actually check things.
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2013, 09:30:24 PM
No, Nigel, when someone says "check your privilege" they don't mean, you know, actually check things.
:lulz:
-Nigel, doin' it wrong since 1971.
(http://i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim2/2013/05/24/PTO_610x416.png)
USA!
Paid holidays and vacations are the thin wedge of socialist tyranny.
Um...I have had paid holidays and paid vacation before. Even while waiting tables. What is this based on?
Quote from: Suu on July 21, 2013, 02:58:49 PM
Um...I have had paid holidays and paid vacation before. Even while waiting tables. What is this based on?
Are you legally required to have those, though?
I get 12 weeks paid holiday, but I'm certainly not legally required to have that much.
Quote from: Cain on July 21, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 21, 2013, 02:58:49 PM
Um...I have had paid holidays and paid vacation before. Even while waiting tables. What is this based on?
Are you legally required to have those, though?
I get 12 weeks paid holiday, but I'm certainly not legally required to have that much.
Depends on the state, actually.
-Suu
FEDERALISM FTW.
That chart is even grimmer when it comes to parental leave and short-term disability.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 21, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
That chart is even grimmer when it comes to parental leave and short-term disability.
Now I KNOW Maternity/Paternity Leave in the US is a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 20, 2013, 09:22:58 PM
Whaddaya know? :lol: http://www.sears.com/excelled-mens-wool-fedora-updated/p-043VA7122001P?sid=IDx01192011x000001&kpid=043VA7122001P&kispla=043VA7122001P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
Quote from: /b/earman on July 21, 2013, 06:51:38 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 20, 2013, 09:22:58 PM
Whaddaya know? :lol: http://www.sears.com/excelled-mens-wool-fedora-updated/p-043VA7122001P?sid=IDx01192011x000001&kpid=043VA7122001P&kispla=043VA7122001P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
If you're trying to communicate with me specifically, I should probably tell you that I almost never click video links and I'm not planning to start.
(http://i.imgur.com/n9oVIzH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hRAFvOA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/aO0ynQt.jpg)
Saw this in my local McDonalds a while ago. Apparently their safety and injury management program is run by the Illuminati.
(http://i.imgur.com/zFpOfAY.jpg)
Quote from: Pæs on July 22, 2013, 03:16:47 AM
Saw this in my local McDonalds a while ago. Apparently their safety and injury management program is run by the Illuminati.
(http://i.imgur.com/zFpOfAY.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/99P0rq4.png)
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
I can laugh at them without hating on them.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
I can laugh at them without hating on them.
I encourage this line of thinking.
They are fucking HILARIOUS. :mind ray:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
I can laugh at them without hating on them.
:highfive
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
I can laugh at them without hating on them.
Pretty much, yeah. Then you have the usual loudmouths at both ends:
People who are
actually offended by the idea that someone likes something not 'appropriate' to their demographic, and feel the need to set those people straight.
And the people who can't reconcile the ideas that something can be silly and laughable, and that they can still like it without needing the approval of everyone around them.
But it all makes for so much :popcorn: , so let 'em screech, I say.
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
I can laugh at them without hating on them.
:highfive
And then there's the reverse approach. People like TGRR, Binks, and ECH hate on them, but they hate on EVERYONE, so it's okay.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:29:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I don't know how I feel about this. A little :horrormirth:
but at the same time, I kind of think bronies are cute and pretty much harmless, and possibly reflective of a social shift toward tolerance and pacifism, so I can't really hate on them.
I can laugh at them without hating on them.
I encourage this line of thinking.
They are fucking HILARIOUS. :mind ray:
They are hilarious.
(http://i.imgur.com/6JrAj.jpg)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
"Clop-shaming"? "Fursecution"?
I think this marks the post as a false flag.
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
FUCK.
THOSE.
THINGS.
Could be worse. Australia gets box jellyfish, which is meant to be so bad that getting stung by a Man O'War afterwards would actually be a relief in terms of pain.
Alongside stonefish and blue-ringed octopi and saltwater crocs and kraits and sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
If we were underwater, we'd still all die of dehydration.
11,000 feet down, under mostly coliche and coyote poop, is an ancient sea bed. It has been dehydrated. There is no hope, no light, no water, and no air. It's Tucson, and your aquatic alien life cannot survive here.
So, instead, we have Mojave rattlers and tarantula hawks.
QuoteUnique venom characteristics
All rattlesnake venoms are complex cocktails of enzymes and other proteins that vary greatly in composition and effects, not only between species, but also between geographic populations within the same species. C. scutulatus is widely regarded as producing one of the most toxic snake venoms in the New World, based on LD50 studies in laboratory mice.[15] Their potent venom is the result of a presynaptic neurotoxin composed of two distinct peptide subunits.[16] The basic subunit (a phospholipase A2) is mildly toxic and apparently rather common in North American rattlesnake venoms.[17] The less common acidic subunit is not toxic by itself, but in combination with the basic subunit, produces the potent neurotoxin called "Mojave toxin". Nearly identical neurotoxins have been discovered in five North American rattlesnake species besides C. scutulatus.[17] However, not all populations express both subunits. The venom of many Mojave rattlesnakes from south-central Arizona lacks the acidic subunit and has been designated "venom B,"while Mojave rattlesnakes tested from all other areas express both subunits and have been designated "venom A" populations.[18]
Venom differences
Based on median LD50 values in lab mice, venom A from subspecies A Mojave rattlesnakes is more than ten times as toxic as venom B, from type B Mohave green rattlesnakes which lacks Mojave toxin.[19] Medical treatment as soon as possible after a bite is critical to a positive outcome, dramatically increasing chances for survival.[20]
However, venom B causes pronounced proteolytic and hemorrhagic effects, similar to the bites of other rattlesnake species; these effects are significantly reduced or absent from bites by venom A snakes.[11] Risk to life and limb is still significant, as with all rattlesnakes, if not treated as soon as possible after a bite.
No longer entirely accurate. The venom A snake has displaced the venom B snake in Southern Arizona, because Tucson.
And so easy to see and avoid!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Crotalus_scutulatus_03.jpg/220px-Crotalus_scutulatus_03.jpg)
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
Coming soon to a new and improved AmericaTM near you:
(http://i.imgur.com/hPWdCZZ.jpg)
First it was abortion, then it was birth control, then it was voting rights, and then it was back to the early 1920s when women would be censored for their bathing suits showing off too much! I think they may have tried to share a beach with the men, too!
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
(http://i.imgur.com/goHjc3x.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kpZra2D.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/R16QHV3.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
And you say we have too much nature. WTF do you call THAT?!
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
And you say we have too much nature. WTF do you call THAT?!
One (1) hornet.
Of course, as soon as it did so, I reflexively started punching my junk and screaming. THEN the neighbor looks over the fence.
Needless to say, it did not help my reputation as an upstanding citizen.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:30:53 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
And you say we have too much nature. WTF do you call THAT?!
One (1) hornet.
Of course, as soon as it did so, I reflexively started punching my junk and screaming. THEN the neighbor looks over the fence.
Needless to say, it did not help my reputation as an upstanding citizen.
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution.
(http://i.imgur.com/qYSsH2k.jpg)
:spittake:
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:45:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:30:53 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
And you say we have too much nature. WTF do you call THAT?!
One (1) hornet.
Of course, as soon as it did so, I reflexively started punching my junk and screaming. THEN the neighbor looks over the fence.
Needless to say, it did not help my reputation as an upstanding citizen.
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution.
Thank God Richter wasn't there.
Uh, CNN...
(http://i.imgur.com/uKB17jE.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2013, 02:57:14 AM
Could be worse. Australia gets box jellyfish, which is meant to be so bad that getting stung by a Man O'War afterwards would actually be a relief in terms of pain.
Alongside stonefish and blue-ringed octopi and saltwater crocs and kraits and sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.
Yeah, but AUSTRALIA.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
Well, look at how you were dressed...
You were
asking for it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:30:53 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
And you say we have too much nature. WTF do you call THAT?!
One (1) hornet.
Of course, as soon as it did so, I reflexively started punching my junk and screaming. THEN the neighbor looks over the fence.
Needless to say, it did not help my reputation as an upstanding citizen.
:lulz: Oh, to have seen that!
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
I remember going to the beach one winter and finding there seemed to be a flotilla invasion of them, they were everywhere.
That was pretty rad, CPD.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 23, 2013, 05:58:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 03:13:03 AM
I have to admit I find tarantula hawks are fucking cool...until I'm ever chased by one, of course.
We also have these great big mechanical looking hornets. Last year, I got off the treadmill and went out back to cool down...And one of those bastards crossed the yard like he was on a mission, flew up my shorts, and went batshit.
Well, look at how you were dressed...
You were asking for it.
:( <--- Is a dirty little thing.
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.
snopes.com
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 03:00:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.
snopes.com
:lulz:
I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 03:00:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.
snopes.com
:lulz:
I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.
It has to be. With all the Portuguese in the South Coast of MA, there couldn't possibly be any left in the homeland.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/82359297/Burt+Reynolds+5262443197_30332f480c.jpg) (http://i.huffpost.com/gen/984828/thumbs/o-BURT-REYNOLDS-facebook.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Burt_Reynolds_1991_cropped.jpg)
this is how I'm spending my last day before vacation
1. Print out several pictures of Burt Reynolds
2. Put them in a folder labeled "meeting agenda"
3. Drop it off in a random conference room
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 05:53:48 PM
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/82359297/Burt+Reynolds+5262443197_30332f480c.jpg) (http://i.huffpost.com/gen/984828/thumbs/o-BURT-REYNOLDS-facebook.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Burt_Reynolds_1991_cropped.jpg)
this is how I'm spending my last day before vacation
1. Print out several pictures of Burt Reynolds
2. Put them in a folder labeled "meeting agenda"
3. Drop it off in a random conference room
This fills me with delight.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 05:53:48 PM
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/82359297/Burt+Reynolds+5262443197_30332f480c.jpg) (http://i.huffpost.com/gen/984828/thumbs/o-BURT-REYNOLDS-facebook.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Burt_Reynolds_1991_cropped.jpg)
this is how I'm spending my last day before vacation
1. Print out several pictures of Burt Reynolds
2. Put them in a folder labeled "meeting agenda"
3. Drop it off in a random conference room
:lulz:
Trip had a great idea to make it even more bizarre and confusing -- The folder should have like nine pictures of burt reynolds and one random picture, like a hardboiled egg or something.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 06:13:14 PM
Trip had a great idea to make it even more bizarre and confusing -- The folder should have like nine pictures of burt reynolds and one random picture, like a hardboiled egg or something.
Yessss
or a stick.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 23, 2013, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 03:00:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.
snopes.com
:lulz:
I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.
It has to be. With all the Portuguese in the South Coast of MA, there couldn't possibly be any left in the homeland.
I always knew that cheap Madeira tasted like sweaty Fall River taint. Clearly the grapes must be cultivated near the Brayton Point "Seriously, we swear it's not nuclear!" Power Plant.
(https://www.dom.com/about/stations/fossil/images/brayton_point_banner.jpg)
Oldie but a goodie:
(http://i.imgur.com/sgPOhM0.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/1075075_689734867708895_618050093_n.jpg?oh=c8b45f67252ad153e23c74c616dcf392&oe=51F10E0B&__gda__=1374761575_0dd9519b1aa3d003d80ae8b35c495237)
GIMPing inspired by Facebook comments.
Hitler Kittens on Ark at Sea
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/KittensonArkatSea_zpsf875e193.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/KittensonArkatSea_zpsf875e193.jpg.html)
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 06:45:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 23, 2013, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 23, 2013, 03:00:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Look what just washed up in RI today!
(http://i.imgur.com/r7AliMt.jpg)
Reason #432 why I hate the Atlantic Ocean, and would rather swim with bull sharks on the other side of a sandbar from me in the Gulf of Mexico. Motherfucker! These things will KILL YOU.
No folks, that isn't Cthulhu placenta or a shoggoth, or the spawn of Yog Sothoth...that there is Portuguese Man Of War. It's not a jellyfish, it's a colony of toxic microorganisms attached to an air bladder and they float around the North Atlantic for fun and profit. They're common visitors to Southern New England in the summer time. This is what Tucson would breed if it was underwater.
Portuguese Man of War are an urban legend. That's actually a mylar birthday party balloon. After they lose their helium they float around in the ocean for basically eternity.
snopes.com
:lulz:
I submit that Portugal itself is an urban legend.
It has to be. With all the Portuguese in the South Coast of MA, there couldn't possibly be any left in the homeland.
I always knew that cheap Madeira tasted like sweaty Fall River taint. Clearly the grapes must be cultivated near the Brayton Point "Seriously, we swear it's not nuclear!" Power Plant.
(https://www.dom.com/about/stations/fossil/images/brayton_point_banner.jpg)
#1: what in the fuck are those things doing that far north. those fucking bastards are spreading like... like... something that fucking spreads far for no god damned reason
#2: we also have one of those "No no no, this isn't nuclear" power plants off to the north east that's always getting in trouble with the EPA. but it's not nuclear, so no worries :wink:
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
We have an old nuke plant in Plymouth (Pilgrim). It should have been closed decades ago.
If that thing goes....so does Massachusetts and Rhode Island. People want it GONE.
Um, that pic isn't a reactor. It's a BAB.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
This is the actual nuke plant in the area: http://www.pilgrimpower.com/about-us/photo-gallery.html
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:55:44 PM
This is the actual nuke plant in the area: http://www.pilgrimpower.com/about-us/photo-gallery.html
Well, it's either that or die in the cold and the dark.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
I never heard it called a BAB before. I don't know if I should be horrified or laughing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:56:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:55:44 PM
This is the actual nuke plant in the area: http://www.pilgrimpower.com/about-us/photo-gallery.html
Well, it's either that or die in the cold and the dark.
The only issue with that reactor is that it's old and creeping people out. It supplies MA with 14% of the entire state's power. That's no small number for a very populated state.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh,
ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
Quote from: Cainad on July 24, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh, ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
That is a thing. EVERYWHERE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 24, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh, ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
That is a thing. EVERYWHERE.
We didn't take you to Fall River when you were here. That power plant explains EVERYTHING.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 24, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh, ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
That is a thing. EVERYWHERE.
This is very true. Most people see the big cooling towers and automatically think Nuclear. I've seen more than a few idiot anti-nuclear protestors in front of coal plants.
Added Funny - The plants were closed and being demolished.
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 24, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh, ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
That is a thing. EVERYWHERE.
This is very true. Most people see the big cooling towers and automatically think Nuclear. I've seen more than a few idiot anti-nuclear protestors in front of coal plants.
Added Funny - The plants were closed and being demolished.
More added funny: You get more radiation out of a properly-functioning coal plant than you do out of a properly functioning reactor. By two orders of magnitude.
Really? That's fucking hilarious!
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 07:01:49 PM
Really? That's fucking hilarious!
Radon, baby. It's what's for dinner.
So what else is a radioactive hellhole? I know most large fuel/gas/oil tanks past a certain age can be a bitch for NORMs, but I've not dealt with that many in the past few years.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 24, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh, ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
That is a thing. EVERYWHERE.
This is very true. Most people see the big cooling towers and automatically think Nuclear. I've seen more than a few idiot anti-nuclear protestors in front of coal plants.
Added Funny - The plants were closed and being demolished.
More added funny: You get more radiation out of a properly-functioning coal plant than you do out of a properly functioning reactor. By two orders of magnitude.
:eek:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 24, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:57:31 AM
That is a BAB, and you'd be better off with a reactor.
It's disgusting, whatever it is. It ruined the Taunton River and dumps all kinds of fun into Narragansett Bay.
It's a Burn Anthing Boiler plant. See all that fucking coal off to the right? That's all the radon you can suck down. Plus dead animals, wood, anything combustible at all.
When animal control is shoving dead critters in the BAB on Alvernon here, the city smells of roses and win.
Oh, ew. I didn't even know that was a thing.
That is a thing. EVERYWHERE.
This is very true. Most people see the big cooling towers and automatically think Nuclear. I've seen more than a few idiot anti-nuclear protestors in front of coal plants.
Added Funny - The plants were closed and being demolished.
More added funny: You get more radiation out of a properly-functioning coal plant than you do out of a properly functioning reactor. By two orders of magnitude.
That is way too funny not to be true. :horrormirth:
I've heard the same. Coal has natural radiation that it emits when burned.
Don't forget how wonderful a thing coal ash is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_ash#Environmental_problems
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQCIEEtgTHGPjilz&w=295&h=394&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FXsTPzZI.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 07:02:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 07:01:49 PM
Really? That's fucking hilarious!
Radon, baby. It's what's for dinner.
It's a nice motivator. How else can we try to "get the lead out," and actually feel like we're trying to accomplish something?222Rn, 3.8 days, alpha decaying to...218Po, 3.10 minutes, alpha decaying to...214Pb, 26.8 minutes, beta decaying to...214Bi, 19.9 minutes, beta decaying to...214Po, 0.1643 ms, alpha decaying to...210Pb, which has a much longer half-life of 22.3 years, beta decaying to...
(http://i.imgur.com/jRAZje2.jpg)
Quote from: Forsooth on July 25, 2013, 05:33:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 07:02:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 07:01:49 PM
Really? That's fucking hilarious!
Radon, baby. It's what's for dinner.
It's a nice motivator. How else can we try to "get the lead out," and actually feel like we're trying to accomplish something?
222Rn, 3.8 days, alpha decaying to...
218Po, 3.10 minutes, alpha decaying to...
214Pb, 26.8 minutes, beta decaying to...
214Bi, 19.9 minutes, beta decaying to...
214Po, 0.1643 ms, alpha decaying to...
210Pb, which has a much longer half-life of 22.3 years, beta decaying to...
They just tell us to run the cold water from the tap for no less than 3 minutes.
-Suu
Providence, like Rome, has seven hills and OLD ASS PIPES.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 04:40:04 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on July 25, 2013, 05:33:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 07:02:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 07:01:49 PM
Really? That's fucking hilarious!
Radon, baby. It's what's for dinner.
It's a nice motivator. How else can we try to "get the lead out," and actually feel like we're trying to accomplish something?
222Rn, 3.8 days, alpha decaying to...
218Po, 3.10 minutes, alpha decaying to...
214Pb, 26.8 minutes, beta decaying to...
214Bi, 19.9 minutes, beta decaying to...
214Po, 0.1643 ms, alpha decaying to...
210Pb, which has a much longer half-life of 22.3 years, beta decaying to...
They just tell us to run the cold water from the tap for no less than 3 minutes.
-Suu
Providence, like Rome, has seven hills and OLD ASS PIPES.
Radon is a radioactive gas that seeps out of rocks and lives in our houses. I wish we could just run the tap for 3 minutes...
Quote from: Cain on July 25, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jRAZje2.jpg)
Birth, seriously
fuck you, God.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 25, 2013, 04:57:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 04:40:04 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on July 25, 2013, 05:33:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 07:02:22 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 07:01:49 PM
Really? That's fucking hilarious!
Radon, baby. It's what's for dinner.
It's a nice motivator. How else can we try to "get the lead out," and actually feel like we're trying to accomplish something?
222Rn, 3.8 days, alpha decaying to...
218Po, 3.10 minutes, alpha decaying to...
214Pb, 26.8 minutes, beta decaying to...
214Bi, 19.9 minutes, beta decaying to...
214Po, 0.1643 ms, alpha decaying to...
210Pb, which has a much longer half-life of 22.3 years, beta decaying to...
They just tell us to run the cold water from the tap for no less than 3 minutes.
-Suu
Providence, like Rome, has seven hills and OLD ASS PIPES.
Radon is a radioactive gas that seeps out of rocks and lives in our houses. I wish we could just run the tap for 3 minutes...
I know that, I was just making a remark on the fact that Providence's water is currently chock full o' lead because of the heat. TASTES LIKE SWEET N LOW.
THE WHOLE THING
Hey, half of you are gonna be responsible for incubating individuals of the next generation inside your abdomens. Then you'll forcibly eject them through a canal placed between your legs and nourish them on fatty fluid provided by glands on your thorax for a year or so. That's cool, right?
No, it's actually not. I'm just saying. It's not cool at all, and in my opinion it's either proof there is no God, or that if there is, he's malicious as fuck.
Quit whining - you could have been born a salmon :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 25, 2013, 05:02:22 PM
THE WHOLE THING
Hey, half of you are gonna be responsible for incubating individuals of the next generation inside your abdomens. Then you'll forcibly eject them through a canal placed between your legs and nourish them on fatty fluid provided by glands on your thorax for a year or so. That's cool, right?
No, it's actually not. I'm just saying. It's not cool at all, and in my opinion it's either proof there is no God, or that if there is, he's malicious as fuck.
:mittens:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 25, 2013, 05:02:22 PM
THE WHOLE THING
Hey, half of you are gonna be responsible for incubating individuals of the next generation inside your abdomens. Then you'll forcibly eject them through a canal placed between your legs and nourish them on fatty fluid provided by glands on your thorax for a year or so. That's cool, right?
No, it's actually not. I'm just saying. It's not cool at all, and in my opinion it's either proof there is no God, or that if there is, he's malicious as fuck.
Malicious, misogynistic patriarchal fascist. Check! Entirely consistent with the god I was told about.
Quote from: Cain on July 25, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jRAZje2.jpg)
I'm trying to think of a situation and/or environment where having this picture with that text printed out as a large poster on the wall would be appropriate.
(I don't do sudokus, instead I workout my mind with stupid impossible questions such as these)
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 26, 2013, 01:34:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 25, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jRAZje2.jpg)
I'm trying to think of a situation and/or environment where having this picture with that text printed out as a large poster on the wall would be appropriate.
(I don't do sudokus, instead I workout my mind with stupid impossible questions such as these)
The back offices of a particularly weird maternity ward?
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 26, 2013, 01:34:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 25, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jRAZje2.jpg)
I'm trying to think of a situation and/or environment where having this picture with that text printed out as a large poster on the wall would be appropriate.
(I don't do sudokus, instead I workout my mind with stupid impossible questions such as these)
Perhaps some kind of placard at an Abortion Protest?
I'm not entirely sure which side it would be for.
My office, that's where.
I'm gonna go with Cain's word on this one.
(http://i.imgur.com/2y07ug9.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s526x395/67457_712190942143695_2062057867_n.jpg)
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on July 26, 2013, 05:23:28 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s526x395/67457_712190942143695_2062057867_n.jpg)
:spit:
(http://unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Starlets-7.jpg)
Normally, I am unimpressed by claims of JK Rowling's amazing authorial foresight. Much of the last two books was an asspull of epic porportions, a desperate scrabble through the previous five for inspiration. And it shows.
This, on the other hand, is worthy of Elizier's Methods of Rationality:
(http://i.imgur.com/qe16yMY.jpg)
Is this for real, or did someone Lo5 the fuck out of that?
Possibly someone who had a very expensive education and wanted to show Relative of Your Choice that it wasn't completely useless after all?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2013, 03:34:19 AM
Is this for real, or did someone Lo5 the fuck out of that?
As far as I can tell, from a quick googling, all the basic facts seem to be as presented.
But back to "Harry Potter is occasionally very stupid":
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekjj9RM1D1qj26eao1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1d3d02aa7167d1e365963241f53d5c5/tumblr_mmcnqy0QGy1qb5gkjo1_500.png) (http://xixamxclairex.tumblr.com/post/52842571427/can-we-just-appreciate-whatever-the-hell-is-going)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017725_10201719414571373_710825083_n.jpg)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 27, 2013, 06:28:04 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017725_10201719414571373_710825083_n.jpg)
:kiss:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ba68af033b75304f9ff5810560651b2/tumblr_mqko0sAAZ41qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Please someone tell me there is context for that bear pic
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 27, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
Please someone tell me there is context for that bear pic
Once upon a time, some bears were itchy.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 27, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
Please someone tell me there is context for that bear pic
Itching powder in the salmon stream.
(https://sphotos-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q71/s720x720/945760_10100108713057048_1736133569_n.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2013, 09:23:20 AM
But back to "Harry Potter is occasionally very stupid":
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekjj9RM1D1qj26eao1_500.png)
:lol:
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 27, 2013, 11:14:59 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ba68af033b75304f9ff5810560651b2/tumblr_mqko0sAAZ41qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Reminds me of kitties clawing furniture...if you look, you can see the biggest bear is wearing a tracking collar.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 27, 2013, 11:14:59 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ba68af033b75304f9ff5810560651b2/tumblr_mqko0sAAZ41qdlh1io1_400.gif)
IT'S A GODDAMN BEAR PILE!
HEY DID YOU HEAR THAT THE BEES ARE ALL DYING WHICH THREATENS OUR ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM?
SHIT DUDE, NO WAY? WHY ARE THEY SO IMPORTANT?
IDK MAN, SOMETHING ABOUT RUBBING UP AGAINST PLANTS TO MAKE BABY PLANTS
OH FUCK, THAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH. THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY HERE. I'M TALKIN' MAD LUCRATIVE. C'MON, LET'S DO THIS.
WOOOOOOO. WHO NEEDS BEES?
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 27, 2013, 11:14:59 PM(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ba68af033b75304f9ff5810560651b2/tumblr_mqko0sAAZ41qdlh1io1_400.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/tEbDDEf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ebCANsD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/vJlXV5o.png)
Quote from: Pæs on July 28, 2013, 08:19:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tEbDDEf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ebCANsD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/vJlXV5o.png)
lol omg
Quote from: The Johnny on July 28, 2013, 09:11:39 AM
lol omg
If you didn't the first time, go back and read the timestamps.
Those were 9 minutes of his life that he can never get back. NEVER!
(http://i.imgur.com/VfCZQwp.jpg)
Quote from: Pæs on July 28, 2013, 08:13:08 AM
HEY DID YOU HEAR THAT THE BEES ARE ALL DYING WHICH THREATENS OUR ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM?
SHIT DUDE, NO WAY? WHY ARE THEY SO IMPORTANT?
IDK MAN, SOMETHING ABOUT RUBBING UP AGAINST PLANTS TO MAKE BABY PLANTS
OH FUCK, THAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH. THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY HERE. I'M TALKIN' MAD LUCRATIVE. C'MON, LET'S DO THIS.
WOOOOOOO. WHO NEEDS BEES?
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on July 27, 2013, 11:14:59 PM(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ba68af033b75304f9ff5810560651b2/tumblr_mqko0sAAZ41qdlh1io1_400.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Pæs on July 28, 2013, 09:38:02 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 28, 2013, 09:11:39 AM
lol omg
If you didn't the first time, go back and read the timestamps.
Actual psycho, or troll? It's hard to tell!
I've encountered a few of those.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcdf8f6e243812689b3603c6a7f2a60b/tumblr_mqm9wdAwfw1sx1x4wo8_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce122935277a170648ee9cbb7abb85a3/tumblr_mq2a21PS541rpm7jno1_500.jpg)
I consider this rather fitting for PD.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/6FDA19E1-ADC5-44B1-816C-94DE94576847-8719-0000087C7583C00C_zpsd14c4a30.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 28, 2013, 07:14:28 PM
I consider this rather fitting for PD.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/6FDA19E1-ADC5-44B1-816C-94DE94576847-8719-0000087C7583C00C_zpsd14c4a30.jpg)
This is one little X through the crown away from being AMERICA.
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5929/w6wm.jpg)
Everyone, prepare your hate glands:
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02628/tory-van-620_2628143b.jpg)
Why is it that just after things start going to shit in a country so bad nobody wants to live there anymore, the residents begin getting super paranoid about illegal immigration?
To be honest, the UK has been paranoid about illegal immigration since the late 90s. It's a useful ongoing problem neither party really wishes to solve, since it is so useful in whipping up xenophobia and distracting the media from more pressing issues, not to mention creating a pool of legally precarious workers who can be easily exploited by the firms which bankroll both parties.
So in other words, the number 78070 probably isn't even hooked up?
I'm tempted to text and find out, but given my own status as a dual national, it's probably best I dont.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2013, 03:34:19 AM
Is this for real, or did someone Lo5 the fuck out of that?
Wormwood is the active ingredient in Absinthe (and also where the name "Vermouth" comes from)
But you're LMNO so you already know this, for tactical considerations of how to keep the Vermouth and a dry Martini at a safe distance from eachother.
I do wonder because "Absinthe" sounds like "absence", but
just little enough that it feels like someone made that up ...
(Then again, I have no clue what Lily we're talking about cause I never really got into HP, so nvm)
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 05:09:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2013, 03:34:19 AM
Is this for real, or did someone Lo5 the fuck out of that?
Wormwood is the active ingredient in Absinthe (and also where the name "Vermouth" comes from)
But you're LMNO so you already know this, for tactical considerations of how to keep the Vermouth and a dry Martini at a safe distance from eachother.
I do wonder because "Absinthe" sounds like "absence", but just little enough that it feels like someone made that up ...
(Then again, I have no clue what Lily we're talking about cause I never really got into HP, so nvm)
Lilly is Harry Potter's mom. Snape is in love with Harry Potter's mom. Harry Potter's dad, on the other hand, was an asshole and tied him to a tree all the time. This idea blew everyone's minds at the time it was revealed, which is why I know about it despite not having read any of the books in the past 12 years.
And I suppose Snape either killed her or was secretly in love with her or something?
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 08:49:45 PM
And I suppose Snape either killed her or was secretly in love with her or something?
Yep, that was the big reveal. That, and the fact that Lily was also Muggle-born were the reason that, ultimately, Snape was always on the side of the good guys and only Dumbledore ever knew the reason why (because Snape told him, not because Dumbledore cheated and peeked at the back of the book or something).
(http://i.imgur.com/NJiOFwS.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HfmUsUQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1u5YLNw.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/iopKczN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/22CuUVA.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 28, 2013, 07:14:28 PM
I consider this rather fitting for PD.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/6FDA19E1-ADC5-44B1-816C-94DE94576847-8719-0000087C7583C00C_zpsd14c4a30.jpg)
I like this.
(http://www.zewp.com/dump/photo/J89JM.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/LIDvC.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 02:30:35 AM
(http://www.zewp.com/dump/photo/J89JM.gif)
The infant TGRR's naming ceremony?
Oh holy shit yes everything.
I thought the beyonce gorillas were the shit until I saw the most perfect gif ever.
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cosby_weiner.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c72168ca501c2d0cd7e7c1bf9118ecdf/tumblr_mq507jW7Ww1rbhnqko1_500.gif)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130328191657/dragonball/images/1/17/12.27_Funny_Gifs_7.gif)
What is Bill Cosby doing there, with that hot dog?
Huzzable-dee babba da bibbitty bobitty boo zizzle
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(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cosby_weiner.gif)
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 06:52:10 AM
Huzzable-dee babba da bibbitty bobitty boo zizzle
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(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cosby_weiner.gif)
The fact that he has gloves on makes it even better.
No prints, no crime?
:lulz: I'm not sure I want to know what kind of crime Bill Cosby might commit with a hot dog.
Quote from: V3X on July 30, 2013, 04:36:05 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 30, 2013, 03:55:49 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 03:15:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 02:57:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LIDvC.gif)
Oh shit yes, this one.
Tactical nuke for facebook feed :lulz:
Facebook doesn't support GIFs though :(
Wat. FB shouldn't be able to do that.
What if you rename to .jpg, rehost it somewhere and post that on a feed?
Most browsers determine the actual filetype after download, so they will display the animation (just checked this with Chrome). I doubt FB checks more than the link's extension, instead of downloading and checking all the hotlinked images' data to see if they match up with their extension.
But I just checked, Imgur will give you a link with the proper extension, and Photobucket just refuses to accept images with the wrong extension. So you need to find some other hosting that'll allow you to do this. Dropbox can't tell you what to name your files, you can link to that (right-click, share link, go to that page, right-click the "direct download" menu option, and remove everything after the ? in the URL). Or just on a personal server.
I'd check if this works but I still refuse to get a FB acct.
Question is, how much trouble do you want to go through to post an animated GIF on FB? ;-)
I think the issue is that FB automatically creates a thumbnail. It'll still link to the animated GIF, but it'll only display the non-animated thumbnail on FB's side.
IIRC, even the full size images are rehosted on a facebook domain.
I see, that makes sense.
...
:argh!:
if I was on Facebook I'd totally be fucking its shit
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 30, 2013, 08:26:53 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 30, 2013, 04:36:05 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 30, 2013, 03:55:49 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 03:15:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 02:57:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LIDvC.gif)
Oh shit yes, this one.
Tactical nuke for facebook feed :lulz:
Facebook doesn't support GIFs though :(
Wat. FB shouldn't be able to do that.
What if you rename to .jpg, rehost it somewhere and post that on a feed?
Most browsers determine the actual filetype after download, so they will display the animation (just checked this with Chrome). I doubt FB checks more than the link's extension, instead of downloading and checking all the hotlinked images' data to see if they match up with their extension.
But I just checked, Imgur will give you a link with the proper extension, and Photobucket just refuses to accept images with the wrong extension. So you need to find some other hosting that'll allow you to do this. Dropbox can't tell you what to name your files, you can link to that (right-click, share link, go to that page, right-click the "direct download" menu option, and remove everything after the ? in the URL). Or just on a personal server.
I'd check if this works but I still refuse to get a FB acct.
Question is, how much trouble do you want to go through to post an animated GIF on FB? ;-)
Facebook converts all uploaded images into jpegs at something like 80% quality, and downscales them to a particular size if they are larger. If you post a link to an image, the thumbnail is created, which is also a jpeg and is also of a specified width.
(http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Steve.jpg)
(http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-111001-awkward-pets2/ss-111101-Awkward-Pets2-The-Cats-Pajamas.ss_full.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2aee514c6276a2b3f4fe2eb58166d018/tumblr_mqptojkPK21qb5xxvo1_1280.png)
(http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/05/pphq.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 09:51:49 PM
(http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-111001-awkward-pets2/ss-111101-Awkward-Pets2-The-Cats-Pajamas.ss_full.jpg)
OH NO. NO. THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 31, 2013, 12:28:27 AM
(http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/05/pphq.gif)
I will pee on ALL THE THINGS.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 31, 2013, 01:13:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 09:51:49 PM
(http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-111001-awkward-pets2/ss-111101-Awkward-Pets2-The-Cats-Pajamas.ss_full.jpg)
OH NO. NO. THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
He misses his kitty. :sad:
(http://i.imgur.com/MpyNiOg.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4621c8e88ac47b29a056cae3e45ee2ee/tumblr_mqja3ng0fn1rtbcqyo1_500h.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/l9Mo4Fh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/W4rTHCj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BtuoLKj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/885Vle7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/iJE0Pa0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wcuuuN2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qnPA7eZ.jpg)
I'm extremely late to the memegenerator party but I just started messing around with it. I'm trying to find gentler ways to get points across on facebook.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2usj2ow.jpg)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/28tzxgx.jpg)
Dear McGrupp:
Please create more of these.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdo1302lN1qzhul9o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: McGrupp on July 31, 2013, 11:02:43 PM
I'm extremely late to the memegenerator party but I just started messing around with it. I'm trying to find gentler ways to get points across on facebook.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2usj2ow.jpg)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/28tzxgx.jpg)
I have decided not to kill you, McGrupp. At least, not until I'm close to running out of people.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 01, 2013, 02:25:13 AM
I have decided not to kill you, McGrupp. At least, not until I'm close to running out of people.
Awesome! Seems a fair deal. That should be on a greeting card.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 01, 2013, 02:58:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 01, 2013, 02:25:13 AM
I have decided not to kill you, McGrupp. At least, not until I'm close to running out of people.
Awesome! Seems a fair deal. That should be on a greeting card.
Well, don't expect a lot of this mushy shit.
Quote from: McGrupp on July 31, 2013, 11:02:43 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/28tzxgx.jpg)
FUCK DAMN SHIT YEAH
do we still do mittens, because,
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/05136/scrittens_of_death.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/39264_565532436841398_1750258070_n.jpg)
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on July 29, 2013, 03:00:37 PM
Everyone, prepare your hate glands:
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02628/tory-van-620_2628143b.jpg)
Why is it that just after things start going to shit in a country so bad nobody wants to live there anymore, the residents begin getting super paranoid about illegal immigration?
According to our Immigration Minister (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381051/MARK-HARPER-Racism-It-racist-ask-people-illegally-leave-Britain.html), the only reason someone could hate this sign or consider it racist is because they are a lunatic leftist or part of the pro-immigration lobby.
So Enki, are you now or have you ever been a member of the Lunatic Leftist for Immigration Party?
Why can I see those things driving around the United States if the Teabaggers get their way?
(http://i.imgur.com/cYdudwM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GLY8TOx.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HBpRRrX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/LXiqttD.jpg)
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
(http://i39.tinypic.com/w6wksh.jpg)
You seem to have a knack for these.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 01, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/w6wksh.jpg)
Fucking :mittens:
Right?
also I dunno if i ever posted this in here: http://hagbotcelinecomics.tumblr.com/
#discord irc channel's comic tumblr page.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 01, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/w6wksh.jpg)
Oh you're gooooood.
McGrupp, you have the touch.
lalalala stuff I made in InkScape ( + some minor GIMP post processing)
(http://i.imgur.com/d0qMCIf.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/baf6b5077a85e0746547abfd780b66f9/tumblr_mqckrbGPvV1rhj60ao1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e42601240308886819d01e76d3170acd/tumblr_mkqmmpjUPZ1rhj60ao1_1280.jpg)
(I might have posted that last one before)
The fractal Illuminati is great. The cephalopod is cute. The vocoder is....
...damn. Where did I put that song?
Here (http://uploaded.net/file/kkhm0h06)
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2013, 05:09:52 PM
Here (http://uploaded.net/file/kkhm0h06)
Dude, you rock.
I went through about half my music collection last night, so I knew it was in there somewhere.
sweet! I just checked, I have a selection of LMNO's tracks (Spider Project, Going back to Tucson, etc) but not that one :-) yay
LMNO, did you see my soundcloud page (http://soundcloud.com/tripzilch)? (I already posted in OB, I think) It's got quite a few vocoders, and I've gotten a bit better at this whole music thing if I say so myself--my previous musical experiments, the ones I posted here, were pretty um experimental, the ones I put on soundcloud are merely very electronic. (disclaimer: the ones tagged "mashup" or "mix" are obviously not my own material) (and the very top one "Kaal of Kammen [bokbok remix]" you may want to skip that one, it's a little joke I made for a friend)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5311421952/h2020F784/)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 02, 2013, 10:41:50 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5311421952/h2020F784/)
Um. Is that a little girl next to him? :eek:
Yes, yes it is.
And now, what was merely sad takes on a more disturbing tone.
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2013, 08:02:07 PM
sweet! I just checked, I have a selection of LMNO's tracks (Spider Project, Going back to Tucson, etc) but not that one :-) yay
LMNO, did you see my soundcloud page (http://soundcloud.com/tripzilch)? (I already posted in OB, I think) It's got quite a few vocoders, and I've gotten a bit better at this whole music thing if I say so myself--my previous musical experiments, the ones I posted here, were pretty um experimental, the ones I put on soundcloud are merely very electronic. (disclaimer: the ones tagged "mashup" or "mix" are obviously not my own material) (and the very top one "Kaal of Kammen [bokbok remix]" you may want to skip that one, it's a little joke I made for a friend)
Bookmarked.
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2013, 10:55:31 PM
Yes, yes it is.
And now, what was merely sad takes on a more disturbing tone.
Me <---- Really creeped out right now.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x
He's wearing underpants. It's probably nothing near as disturbing as it looks, and a lot more innocuous.
As a matter of fact, between the dominant posture of the visible limbs of the child, the expression on his face and the remote control in his hand, my guess is that it went something like this: "Daddy, I'm going to put money on you. Daddy. HOLD STILL. NO DADDY STOP MOVING RIGHT NOW I AM COVERING YOU WITH MONEY. HOLD THIS MONEY. There. You're covered with money. MOMMY COME HERE I COVERED DADDY WITH MONEY!".
I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
I did not notice the underwear when first looking.
That does make it much better.
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2013, 11:28:26 PM
I did not notice the underwear when first looking.
That does make it much better.
The beleaguered expression on his face tells the story of someone who is being mercilessly bullied by his three-year-old.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 12:48:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2013, 11:28:26 PM
I did not notice the underwear when first looking.
That does make it much better.
The beleaguered expression on his face tells the story of someone who is being mercilessly bullied by his three-year-old.
that's sorta how it liked to me too.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2ebc902abc390ce7e29d802a73cccd00/tumblr_mpyiu6Bcwb1srr9j9o1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5m830CQ091qczxc6o1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f71260ac4e98f3c4bae2ee60ac74e573/tumblr_mqss26G0DC1qcu0j0o1_r1_400.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7a10d75851d5bc1566bb941a774065b8/tumblr_mqqm8c8Yu41qav6llo1_400.png)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 02, 2013, 11:19:05 PM
I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
This sentence should be taken out of context and used at the end of every ebay item description.
Ryobi drill set. I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
Ohio art Etch-A-Sketch still in box. I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on August 03, 2013, 01:26:08 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f71260ac4e98f3c4bae2ee60ac74e573/tumblr_mqss26G0DC1qcu0j0o1_r1_400.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 02:51:04 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 02, 2013, 11:19:05 PM
I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
This sentence should be taken out of context and used at the end of every ebay item description.
Ryobi drill set. I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
Ohio art Etch-A-Sketch still in box. I found it when I was looking for juggalo furries.
:lulz:
:lulz:
I seem to keep making these. Should I keep posting them here or make a new thread to put them in? Don't want to get spammy.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/142zk36.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/16liau1.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/25aj9qq.jpg)
:mittens:
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:27:26 AM
I seem to keep making these. Should I keep posting them here or make a new thread to put them in? Don't want to get spammy.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/142zk36.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/16liau1.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/25aj9qq.jpg)
I, personally, would love it if you made a thread for them in Propaganda Repository, the reason being that it will make it easier for me to find them and use them to annoy/enlighten my friends, family, and acquaintances. These are AWESOME.
Seconded.
(http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/403/4032227/33_2009/2e/weird.gif)
(http://www.imgur.com/fTPtWk0.jpeg)
(http://www.imgur.com/z9RQIwA.jpeg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/266b0cbc0e069afddb543e5d9acf77cb/tumblr_mqwcgaVGeL1qcw66ho10_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6f42137af9ce426ef980c7a889e849f/tumblr_mqwcgaVGeL1qcw66ho2_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1803b80520a65415f68bcfbbada6ac1a/tumblr_mqwcgaVGeL1qcw66ho3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/35363802181d58e5a45298ca0e734640/tumblr_mqwcgaVGeL1qcw66ho4_1280.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9417c14be3a97d5631a18e76f51d0cf4/tumblr_mqwcgaVGeL1qcw66ho7_1280.png)
That's some pretty good trolling. though the last one is a bit too obvious.
(http://s21.postimg.org/u0wt1qffr/eyebook.jpg)
I see Enki has returned to posting pics that mean nothing to anyone but himself.
(http://s21.postimg.org/u0wt1qffr/eyebook.jpg)
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about satirising Facebook. But, it doesn't even get the appearance right.
Second, it implies that (1) people recognise their friends eyes out of context, (2) they would be interested in using images of their eyes as profile pictures, (3) a UI design team would throw together a grid of eye-pics and call it an interface, and (4) Facebook would allow a bizarre competitor to intrude on their space without mercilessly crushing it.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both social networking and ocular identification, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Quote from: Pæs on August 04, 2013, 03:59:54 AM
(http://s21.postimg.org/u0wt1qffr/eyebook.jpg)
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about satirising Facebook. But, it doesn't even get the appearance right.
Second, it implies that (1) people recognise their friends eyes out of context, (2) they would be interested in using images of their eyes as profile pictures, (3) a UI design team would throw together a grid of eye-pics and call it an interface, and (4) Facebook would allow a bizarre competitor to intrude on their space without mercilessly crushing it.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both social networking and ocular identification, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
I want to create a pention to ban eyebook from our facebooks.
Something about having to prep ourselfs from retina scanners which will use our own eye-books against us
or
:?
Quote from: Pæs on August 04, 2013, 03:59:54 AM
(http://s21.postimg.org/u0wt1qffr/eyebook.jpg)
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about satirising Facebook. But, it doesn't even get the appearance right.
Second, it implies that (1) people recognise their friends eyes out of context, (2) they would be interested in using images of their eyes as profile pictures, (3) a UI design team would throw together a grid of eye-pics and call it an interface, and (4) Facebook would allow a bizarre competitor to intrude on their space without mercilessly crushing it.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both social networking and ocular identification, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
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:lulz:
That never gets old.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/27160_585018711537332_9590000_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PJyhpwA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/J3DMfCL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/leCLImf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/VAoymNr.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/org1msX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pR9T9O3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Qsd7Pct.png?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/wv9soWJ.png)
If you are feeling psychologically scarred after being exposed to /b/ here is is some uplifting advice to make you feel better:
(http://i.imgur.com/Nzc5v2N.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/exnMj9K.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/yKD9UmC.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/CHCyMvT.gif)
And a cat gif to get you started
(http://i.imgur.com/QnkFrG3.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ebf7b29870a6c7e4d6213a7c41fb4597/tumblr_mqmezyqdBo1r1bc1so1_500.png)
i can't even describe why images of "cute" cats annoy me so much... they're EVERYWHERE!! :horrormirth:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/16cb9663315b792fbec0a6d37e842035/tumblr_mr0l9c3FlV1qb5xxvo1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8a7d16714b18e7a965133b6a807eca99/tumblr_mj1uvurMgT1qzgnzho1_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/j7bDwVt.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: THAT is the only acceptable jesus to have at home! :lol: :lol:
:lulz:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c6ff9ce0d54cca0718d6c65f872e5df/tumblr_mr1qkwq3VB1rzw13ho1_500.png)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2013, 07:01:53 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/27160_585018711537332_9590000_n.jpg)
Sweet eagles that's terrifying.
I need to start saying "sweet eagles" ALL THE TIME. I fucking LOVE THAT. :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on August 06, 2013, 06:21:09 PM
I need to start saying "sweet eagles" ALL THE TIME. I fucking LOVE THAT. :lulz:
:thanks:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4cb4c89e746d2c6b7b0211877031dbc8/tumblr_mpyn5yEJeW1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/06006c5c2895f08512aae61785d0c785/tumblr_mqxa78HsEd1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
BLAST OFF WITH DIRT ROCKETS! :lulz:
Reminds me of the Russian scientist who thought, oh, what if I decapitate one dog, hook its head up to another dog and see if the blood supply keeps it going. So he did. It worked. Until things like incompatible blood types and immune response to foreign tissue took over.
*edit* Vladimir Petrovich Demikhov is the guy. Thanks google.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on August 07, 2013, 04:12:58 AM
Reminds me of the Russian scientist who thought, oh, what if I decapitate one dog, hook its head up to another dog and see if the blood supply keeps it going. So he did. It worked. Until things like incompatible blood types and immune response to foreign tissue took over.
*edit* Vladimir Petrovich Demikhov is the guy. Thanks google.
The videos are truly disturbing. Fucking hell, talk about things I wish I could unsee.
Dr. White's monkey head transplants; also fucking disturbing.
Dear Science,
Josef Mengele is not a role model.
Love,
Humanity
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 07, 2013, 09:01:22 AM
Dear Science,
Josef Mengele is not a role model.
Love,
Humanity
You just don't want SCIENCE! to progress.
Sometimes sacrifices need to be made, preferably by the lesser
races uhm, species.
(http://www.kxl.com/common/medialib/418/687769.jpg)
In other SCIENCE! news, the NIH finally gave official recognition and a measure of legal protection to Henrietta Lacks today, thanks to my fellow Portlander and alum of two of the schools I've attended, Rebecca Skloot.
Whose last name is also infinitely fun to say.
Also she's really smart, and pretty to boot.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aLK29KW_700b_v3.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ay5ngr8_460sa.gif)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ay5dN6M_460sa.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e984b33b37a3e90c3fb2aab5fa3e066/tumblr_mr6uccbf4R1qbchd4o1_1280.png)
Yeah, that was 4chan's doing, what one of the pics I posted from that /b/ dump was about.
Charles is now entered for all kinds of competitions by /b/.
Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 08, 2013, 12:05:29 PM
Yeah, that was 4chan's doing, what one of the pics I posted from that /b/ dump was about.
Charles is now entered for all kinds of competitions by /b/.
Missed that one earlier. Read it now. Hilarious!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e89904f1d20f6a11ef01d9f797aac74c/tumblr_mr7h1snBDf1rujey2o1_500.jpg)
From "Three Word Phrase"
(http://yewknee.com/_img/blog/blog_threewordphrase012.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tq0tYwtU1qabx1do1_500.gif)
(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/meditationyoga.gif)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/feh40i.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/mjXrYQ3.png)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 07, 2013, 02:57:43 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4cb4c89e746d2c6b7b0211877031dbc8/tumblr_mpyn5yEJeW1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
I love bad Chinese translations.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/155892919/natural-ice-green-white-jadeite-jade?ref=shop_home_active&ga_search_query=pi%2Byao
QuoteDifferent from the brave with unicorn, brave is cut-throat Switzerland, the Lord's heart is special. The residential function exorcise evil spirits. The courage to aquatic features bright and can be divided into the following: First, the residential exorcise evil spirits function. Light brave levied at home has not been possible to get his family good Canada to drive away evil, residential, married to defend God, it is safe to ensure that the entire family. Second, there is the function of prosperity. Except that helps the next, also help, business dealings with businessman also suitable imposition brave in the company or family. Melted five ghost. With the the ghost living and prosperity,
Maybe Roger can explain "good Canada to drive away evil"? :lol:
Quote from: stelz on August 08, 2013, 08:07:35 PM
Maybe Roger can explain "good Canada to drive away evil"? :lol:
Canada doesn't actually drive away evil; this is a translation issue. Canada ABSORBS evil, like a sponge. And like a sponge, it doesn't empty out unless you wring it out.
Which is why we should invade Canada.
Quote from: The Johnny on August 08, 2013, 08:09:18 AM
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I wanna build one of those and then found an order of Hobo Druids.
aka, "Druids".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2013, 10:43:58 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 08, 2013, 08:07:35 PM
Maybe Roger can explain "good Canada to drive away evil"? :lol:
Canada doesn't actually drive away evil; this is a translation issue. Canada ABSORBS evil, like a sponge. And like a sponge, it doesn't empty out unless you wring it out.
Which is why we should invade Canada.
Please wipe Texas with it first.
HARD.
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/237/321/ae0.jpg)
Quote from: stelz on August 08, 2013, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 07, 2013, 02:57:43 AM
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Fucking coodlers and cinnamon johnnies?!?!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
YARD MEAT.
No trouble.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 09, 2013, 02:32:51 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 07, 2013, 02:57:43 AM
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Fucking coodlers and cinnamon johnnies?!?!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
IS ZE BEST, NO?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/963679d88ed5e1ec882c6cfe3dea40b3/tumblr_miwtgtxMXo1s71q1zo1_1280.jpg)
I would like vinegar husbands on my deli sweepins, pls. :lulz:
Quote from: stelz on August 09, 2013, 06:46:08 AM
I would like vinegar husbands on my deli sweepins, pls. :lulz:
Can I see your ID?
(http://i.imgur.com/XHFRSf5.png)
(https://www.licensecoach.com/assets/images/course/13B_uncle_sam.jpg)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/327/243/bf3.png)
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 09, 2013, 07:04:31 AM
Quote from: stelz on August 09, 2013, 06:46:08 AM
I would like vinegar husbands on my deli sweepins, pls. :lulz:
Can I see your ID?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Nigel's got the GOOD ones.
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/0/200580_slide.jpg?v=1)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ac790b6ebc910efed982e092d98184d1/tumblr_mr44gqV20d1s3evsto1_400.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Lbmsn3f.jpg)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on August 10, 2013, 02:27:58 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ac790b6ebc910efed982e092d98184d1/tumblr_mr44gqV20d1s3evsto1_400.gif)
I watched that whole video, earlier, and afterwards I said "No one can ever again say that my hobbies are weird".
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 10, 2013, 05:32:59 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on August 10, 2013, 02:27:58 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ac790b6ebc910efed982e092d98184d1/tumblr_mr44gqV20d1s3evsto1_400.gif)
I watched that whole video, earlier, and afterwards I said "No one can ever again say that my hobbies are weird".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epytc4wMJ5Y
Germany in a gif
(http://media.tumblr.com/c3b60a4921217232e130becbd367ead2/tumblr_inline_mibrkeBcxp1rbw4b5.gif)
Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 10, 2013, 06:23:20 PM
Germany in a gif
(http://media.tumblr.com/c3b60a4921217232e130becbd367ead2/tumblr_inline_mibrkeBcxp1rbw4b5.gif)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/06229d6b18792b9e642a8734dc5d499b/tumblr_mp8ov9z6jI1rj3c9bo1_250.gif)
That's awesome.
(http://i.imgur.com/Lobh9HC.png)
Quote from: Net on August 13, 2013, 12:37:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lobh9HC.png)
I would put my testicles in that.
They did a good job of photoshopping my teeth onto Siv Jensen, that's for sure.
Quote from: Net on August 13, 2013, 12:37:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lobh9HC.png)
(http://pthumbnails.5min.com/10354530/517726454_3_521_383.jpg)
(http://batshitcrazynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fish-with-human-teech-c.jpg)
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/177/cache/monster-fish-congo-goliath-tiger-fish_17714_600x450.jpg)
(http://www.zewp.com/dump/photo/philhawtbartender.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/igowtfj.jpg)
That's just...
it reminds me of the Realdoll guys.
And you know what? You know how I was talking about how, for some guys, women are totally all just interchangeable? That's what I mean. Those guys are having full-on love relationships with inanimate objects.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:06:04 AM
That's just...
it reminds me of the Realdoll guys.
And you know what? You know how I was talking about how, for some guys, women are totally all just interchangeable? That's what I mean. Those guys are having full-on love relationships with inanimate objects.
Bad wiring.
BUT THERE'S MORE!
(http://i.imgur.com/JMu8YXy.png)
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
"making love for hours on end"
There is no emoticon.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:18:27 AM
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
Still twitching, over here.
I have to go offline now, and find something to smash.
Yeah.
"It hasn't all required the use of my male parts"
I need to sterilize my brain.
I don't even understand what's going on here....
Someone explai---no you know what, I'll just live in blissful ignorance.
That first paragraph reeks of severe mental illness.
The rest pretty much supports that idea.
I know something even more disturbing than this.
"Soulbonding."
ITZ LIKE BEING A SHAMAN, U GUYZ, ONLY TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS MY TOTEM ANIMAL.
Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 13, 2013, 09:35:37 AM
I know something even more disturbing than this.
"Soulbonding."
ITZ LIKE BEING A SHAMAN, U GUYZ, ONLY TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS MY TOTEM ANIMAL.
Oh gods. I'd forgotten about the people who share souls with cartoon/videogame characters.
There was/probably still is a small group of these on the TV Tropes forums.
Fast Eddy always got upset when I started posting in their threads.
Reminds me of this article (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/)
Get off my planet!! :argh!:
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on August 13, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
Reminds me of this article (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/)
Yeah, that's pretty much it. I think we can safely destroy civilization now, it;s done everything it set out to do.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 02:19:29 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:18:27 AM
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
Still twitching, over here.
I have to go offline now, and find something to smash.
In the last few days I have read 'City of Silence' by Warren Ellis, the sinister forces thread in high weirdness, and the usual horrifying government stuff in Aneristic Illusions. None of those things haunted my thoughts as I tried to sleep last night like the guy with the relationship with his stuffed animal.
I'm not sure I want to google soulbonding.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 13, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 02:19:29 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:18:27 AM
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
Still twitching, over here.
I have to go offline now, and find something to smash.
In the last few days I have read 'City of Silence' by Warren Ellis,
Good one. Now read
Frankenstien's Womb.
Quotethe sinister forces thread in high weirdness, and the usual horrifying government stuff in Aneristic Illusions. None of those things haunted my thoughts as I tried to sleep last night like the guy with the relationship with his stuffed animal.
I'm not sure I want to google soulbonding.
Yes, that was pretty awful.
QuoteTwilight Sparkle is not your plaything nor your property, she's my fiance.
This amuses me on too many levels.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 13, 2013, 06:02:56 PM
QuoteTwilight Sparkle is not your plaything nor your property, she's my fiance.
This amuses me on too many levels.
That makes me wanna shit blood into his mouth
Quote from: McGrupp on August 13, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 02:19:29 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:18:27 AM
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
Still twitching, over here.
I have to go offline now, and find something to smash.
In the last few days I have read 'City of Silence' by Warren Ellis, the sinister forces thread in high weirdness, and the usual horrifying government stuff in Aneristic Illusions. None of those things haunted my thoughts as I tried to sleep last night like the guy with the relationship with his stuffed animal.
I'm not sure I want to google soulbonding.
It's worth a read about. If nothing else the sheer magnitude of horror/idiocy/hilarity is classic. There was a great SA thread where one of these people moved into a shared house. Will try and find it because it's fucking GOLD.
ETA -http://www.mikebarr.net/archive/If_you_thought_furries_were_bad.htm
It starts about halfway down
QuoteInsane Housemate, Part I
Jul. 15th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
Anyway...all was fine until Roommate #6 left the house to get married. We were all sad to see her go and decided to wait a bit before replacing her. Since the house is paid for, all of the rent goes towards maintenance, taxes and general upkeep, so there wasn't a rush.
After a few months went by, we started the search. We received over 500 inquires and had 153 people fill out our "online application" that the lawyer set up. We tossed out the students and those who clearly did not meet our requirements, dropping the number of potentials down to about 50.
We asked those 50 to send us their bosses' phone number so we could verify their employment and contact information for their current landlord. Following that, the number of acceptables dropped down to 17.
Still not in a hurry, we phoned all 17 and interviewed them. Cutting the number to five, we paid to run background checks. Finally, we met them in person and then the housemates came to a consensus of our top three candidates.
And we made our decision to allow "Sarah" to live with us.
It was the biggest mistake ever.
Sarah
Sarah seemed to fit the bill. She was a programmer for a computer company (or so we were led to believe). She was 27 years old. She had a boyfriend but he lived in another part of the state. She was well spoken, seemed nice and quiet. She appeared to be the perfect fit for our house.
WRONG.
Everything about Sarah was a lie; even her name. When she had us run the background check, she gave us two names. Apparently she had legally changed it at some point. Ok, no problem. Matt did not pry as to WHY she changed her name, and the rest of us thought it was none of our business. Still, both names came up clean.
But there were more lies...many many more...
Sarah Moves In
On the day she moved in, she arrived in cab with luggage. It didn't seem odd, but she still had baggage tags on the luggage. She explained she had flown back east to visit her parents between the move out of her old place and move in here. Ok. Understandable.
A few days later, her stuff arrived. She had hired a major moving company to haul it for her. That went fine. She said she was taking a few days off from work to unpack. We thought nothing of this.
Until the following week when she "went to work" only to come home in tears saying she had been laid off. We felt for her and Matt told her not to worry since she had paid three months in advance. Everyone in the house offered to pass her resume around work, but she didn't seem very thankful.
She decided that she was going to apply to various game and computer companies in the area. One of the engineers who lives with us works for one and offered to help her get her foot in the door. He asked for her resume to pass around. She flubbed around saying it was on her computer and she hadn't unpacked it yet, but she would get it to him in the next few days.
The next few days she started to show her oddness. She complained that there was meat in the fridge and that she was a vegetarian. Matt told her she could keep her food in the carriage house fridge if she was concerned about that, but that most people here ate meat and that she would have to get over it. She whined and moped like a two year old. Matt, being the one to make peace, cleaned out his college fridge that he kept in his private den for his wine and offered it to her. Sarah scoffed at the thought that her food would fit in such a fridge, but accepted it and put it in the butler's pantry.
A week passed and she still didn't have a resume. Matt asked her if she needed help writing one. She said no, she had one, but she was going to visit her boyfriend that weekend so she didn't have time to think about a job.
Odd, that one who is unemployed would buy a plane ticket and fly north for a few days, right? Right.
She left and we decided that when she returned we would give her a "welcome" meal. We made a whole bunch of food—lots of it vegetarian—and when she showed up she just shook her head at the fact that we had also made meat. Matt assured her the meat and veggies had been cooked separately. She said, "It doesn't matter. You are prolonging your existence on this Earth at the expense of another."
The others and I were quite horrified at her rudeness, but we kept it ourselves.
Sarah and Videogames
In the three weeks that followed, Sarah was still unemployed. She spent all her time playing video games in the family room. She would play the same game over and over—some crappy looking RPG from the 90s. It has an unpronounceable name, but Sarah said she was "bonded" to the game. She also told us that she changed her name to be that of one of the game characters. Upon further discussion, she explained that she believed she was the human incarnation of this character and that they shared a soul.
RIGHT.
That's the point where they should have kicked her out. Instead it descends into utterly insane nonsense. It's not a short read.
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 13, 2013, 06:37:55 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 13, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 02:19:29 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:18:27 AM
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
Still twitching, over here.
I have to go offline now, and find something to smash.
In the last few days I have read 'City of Silence' by Warren Ellis, the sinister forces thread in high weirdness, and the usual horrifying government stuff in Aneristic Illusions. None of those things haunted my thoughts as I tried to sleep last night like the guy with the relationship with his stuffed animal.
I'm not sure I want to google soulbonding.
It's worth a read about. If nothing else the sheer magnitude of horror/idiocy/hilarity is classic. There was a great SA thread where one of these people moved into a shared house. Will try and find it because it's fucking GOLD.
ETA -http://www.mikebarr.net/archive/If_you_thought_furries_were_bad.htm
It starts about halfway down
QuoteInsane Housemate, Part I
Jul. 15th, 2008 at 2:49 PM
Anyway...all was fine until Roommate #6 left the house to get married. We were all sad to see her go and decided to wait a bit before replacing her. Since the house is paid for, all of the rent goes towards maintenance, taxes and general upkeep, so there wasn't a rush.
After a few months went by, we started the search. We received over 500 inquires and had 153 people fill out our "online application" that the lawyer set up. We tossed out the students and those who clearly did not meet our requirements, dropping the number of potentials down to about 50.
We asked those 50 to send us their bosses' phone number so we could verify their employment and contact information for their current landlord. Following that, the number of acceptables dropped down to 17.
Still not in a hurry, we phoned all 17 and interviewed them. Cutting the number to five, we paid to run background checks. Finally, we met them in person and then the housemates came to a consensus of our top three candidates.
And we made our decision to allow "Sarah" to live with us.
It was the biggest mistake ever.
Sarah
Sarah seemed to fit the bill. She was a programmer for a computer company (or so we were led to believe). She was 27 years old. She had a boyfriend but he lived in another part of the state. She was well spoken, seemed nice and quiet. She appeared to be the perfect fit for our house.
WRONG.
Everything about Sarah was a lie; even her name. When she had us run the background check, she gave us two names. Apparently she had legally changed it at some point. Ok, no problem. Matt did not pry as to WHY she changed her name, and the rest of us thought it was none of our business. Still, both names came up clean.
But there were more lies...many many more...
Sarah Moves In
On the day she moved in, she arrived in cab with luggage. It didn't seem odd, but she still had baggage tags on the luggage. She explained she had flown back east to visit her parents between the move out of her old place and move in here. Ok. Understandable.
A few days later, her stuff arrived. She had hired a major moving company to haul it for her. That went fine. She said she was taking a few days off from work to unpack. We thought nothing of this.
Until the following week when she "went to work" only to come home in tears saying she had been laid off. We felt for her and Matt told her not to worry since she had paid three months in advance. Everyone in the house offered to pass her resume around work, but she didn't seem very thankful.
She decided that she was going to apply to various game and computer companies in the area. One of the engineers who lives with us works for one and offered to help her get her foot in the door. He asked for her resume to pass around. She flubbed around saying it was on her computer and she hadn't unpacked it yet, but she would get it to him in the next few days.
The next few days she started to show her oddness. She complained that there was meat in the fridge and that she was a vegetarian. Matt told her she could keep her food in the carriage house fridge if she was concerned about that, but that most people here ate meat and that she would have to get over it. She whined and moped like a two year old. Matt, being the one to make peace, cleaned out his college fridge that he kept in his private den for his wine and offered it to her. Sarah scoffed at the thought that her food would fit in such a fridge, but accepted it and put it in the butler's pantry.
A week passed and she still didn't have a resume. Matt asked her if she needed help writing one. She said no, she had one, but she was going to visit her boyfriend that weekend so she didn't have time to think about a job.
Odd, that one who is unemployed would buy a plane ticket and fly north for a few days, right? Right.
She left and we decided that when she returned we would give her a "welcome" meal. We made a whole bunch of food—lots of it vegetarian—and when she showed up she just shook her head at the fact that we had also made meat. Matt assured her the meat and veggies had been cooked separately. She said, "It doesn't matter. You are prolonging your existence on this Earth at the expense of another."
The others and I were quite horrified at her rudeness, but we kept it ourselves.
Sarah and Videogames
In the three weeks that followed, Sarah was still unemployed. She spent all her time playing video games in the family room. She would play the same game over and over—some crappy looking RPG from the 90s. It has an unpronounceable name, but Sarah said she was "bonded" to the game. She also told us that she changed her name to be that of one of the game characters. Upon further discussion, she explained that she believed she was the human incarnation of this character and that they shared a soul.
RIGHT.
That's the point where they should have kicked her out. Instead it descends into utterly insane nonsense. It's not a short read.
:lulz: Now I'm intrigued.
It's kinda a toss-up between Indigo Children, would-be Messiahs and "soulbonded" as to who is the most unique and special snowflake of them all.
I still go with Indigo Children, but just barely:
QuoteAll these so-called 'skeptics' regarding the Indigo children - Fuck off. You haven't seen what we have seen. You can't feel what we feel. Our job is to change the world, and here you are trying to hold us back with your 'scientific theories and proof'. You were born in the years of scientific evolution and you learned, you taught yourself, to only follow science. Let me tell you this. There is so much more to this universe than your silly science. You need to let us do our job- it is of the utmost importance. When we are done, and the Rainbow and Crystal children replace us, you will see the world as you could have never imagined. Do not diagnose us. Do not doubt us. Trust us. The world will be an incredible place when we are done.
I only heard about those guys recently. I was guessing hippies on crack with severe entitlement issues and that seems to fit.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9aa9ade4b7491fe20be14ec341a9d5d6/tumblr_mr3o70dJwG1qzrdsyo1_400.jpg)
Apparently, power exoskeletons were ten years away in 1962, too.
Oh yeah, the technology has been available for them for decades. The problem is variable power control, to ensure the person inside the exo doesn't wreck themselves or anyone around them unintentionally.
Yeah. A breakdown of feedback without a failsafe would *really* suck in one of those. Arms torn off, legs broken, etc.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 05:08:04 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on August 13, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
Reminds me of this article (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/)
Yeah, that's pretty much it. I think we can safely destroy civilization now, it;s done everything it set out to do.
I wondered why this image was all over tumblr and reddit and twitter and whatever else.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwrkwn7Sgc1ql82h0.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 01:48:47 AM
(http://www.zewp.com/dump/photo/philhawtbartender.jpg)
:lulz: That girl on the left is learning an important lesson about certain kinds of dudes. She has the correct expression of judgement and concern on her face.
And as far as the Brony shit goes... :vom:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 14, 2013, 12:15:06 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 05:08:04 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on August 13, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
Reminds me of this article (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/)
Yeah, that's pretty much it. I think we can safely destroy civilization now, it;s done everything it set out to do.
I wondered why this image was all over tumblr and reddit and twitter and whatever else.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwrkwn7Sgc1ql82h0.jpg)
OHGODNOWHY
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e238f00c8f05017316f83e3671d74926/tumblr_mrhvdjeD5N1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Richard "Gene" Simmons
RIP 1925-2013
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(http://i.imgur.com/o9N7RCJ.gif)
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Salvador Dali, everybody.
:golfclap:
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 13, 2013, 06:37:55 PM
ETA -http://www.mikebarr.net/archive/If_you_thought_furries_were_bad.htm
It starts about halfway down
The Epic of Gilgamesh
The Bhagavad Gita
The Iliad
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Beowulf
These are the epic tales of our culture. Stories that will be handed down from generation to generation for all time. Now the saga of Sarah, the Soulbonded housemate takes it's place among them. I stand in awe.
Oh, there's even more to this story:
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html
Turns out "Sarah" has previous for this, as "Catherine Rain" aka "Aeris" from Final Fantasy 7
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on August 14, 2013, 11:38:46 AM(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b077429c5be3c7d8b0c805ceeb991cd6/tumblr_mr4ym5rL0E1r8fz6oo1_400.jpg)
Salvador Dali, everybody.
Heh, I was going to say, that sounds a lot like Dali.
Not an image, but on the subject of Dali, I recently found this YouTube clip of Salvador Dali appearing as a mystery guest on a 1950's gameshow called
"What's My Line?" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXT2E9Ccc8A) (9m21s). I thought it was pretty cool. After watching it, be sure to read the top comment as well, it made me LOL.
Even more off-topic to PICS, but it's a really cool song and it's got a nice vocal sample by Dali in the intro: Younger Brother -
All I Want (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_o65dNkdc).
Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 13, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
It's kinda a toss-up between Indigo Children, would-be Messiahs and "soulbonded" as to who is the most unique and special snowflake of them all.
I still go with Indigo Children, but just barely:
QuoteAll these so-called 'skeptics' regarding the Indigo children - Fuck off. You haven't seen what we have seen. You can't feel what we feel. Our job is to change the world, and here you are trying to hold us back with your 'scientific theories and proof'. You were born in the years of scientific evolution and you learned, you taught yourself, to only follow science. Let me tell you this. There is so much more to this universe than your silly science. You need to let us do our job- it is of the utmost importance. When we are done, and the Rainbow and Crystal children replace us, you will see the world as you could have never imagined. Do not diagnose us. Do not doubt us. Trust us. The world will be an incredible place when we are done.
We've seen the exact same thing countless times in the children of the wealthy, who believe that they are special. It's just entitlement taken to an extreme level. Can you imagine being told from birth that you are special and magical and that you have a special mission to change and improve humanity, and that the reason other people don't understand you is BECAUSE of this specialness? This has been literally built into their worldview from childhood, they can't NOT believe it.
They will become very, very bitter people as they age, and the world lets them down in every conceivable way.
God, I know a guy who is nearly insufferable simply because from childhood him mom has been telling him he's smarter than everyone else and that's why he has a hard time getting along with people.
The tragedy is, he's smart. Smarter than probably 90% of people. But he is absolutely incapable of being non-intolerably-smug and correcting everyone all the time (even when he's wrong) so it doesn't fucking matter.
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/9/3/35593.jpg?v=1)
Nigel, Could I interest you in rehashing SGITR for big words? Pretty much sums up this mindset but I don't think we applied to broadly enough the last time.
It's not just the smart, wealthy, entitled, or any other factor. This is human wide. I've met people who are incredibly stupid and impoverished that exhibit these behaviours. Humans have a strong desire to believe that "Even though I'm only X secretly I'm actually Y and none of these people really appreciate me. But I am. I know it because I tell me"
The concept of affirmations is pretty much built around this bullshit. Convince yourself of something and magically it will be true. If it fails it's because you didn't really believe. It's one of the things that caused me to lose a significant degree of respect for Scott Adams.
(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/109cc2e66369564f78121b5c688de5fe/tumblr_mriyqq2hAs1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltoow6KYWt1qbb70eo1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b39457befea27c10580f7f57d604052/tumblr_mr5kaa7krD1qf8xnfo1_500.jpg)
Wow that is awesome, what is that for kind of thingy? A beam splitter prism thing?
Also :lol: @ the elevator pun
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/5d7445dbe916a03773803572e2550353_zps875dddf4.jpg)
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 07:00:44 PM
Wow that is awesome, what is that for kind of thingy? A beam splitter prism thing?
Also :lol: @ the elevator pun
It looks like a beam splitter. I found it without context, and posted it because it was pretty.
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 14, 2013, 06:12:44 PM
Nigel, Could I interest you in rehashing SGITR for big words? Pretty much sums up this mindset but I don't think we applied to broadly enough the last time.
It's not just the smart, wealthy, entitled, or any other factor. This is human wide. I've met people who are incredibly stupid and impoverished that exhibit these behaviours. Humans have a strong desire to believe that "Even though I'm only X secretly I'm actually Y and none of these people really appreciate me. But I am. I know it because I tell me"
The concept of affirmations is pretty much built around this bullshit. Convince yourself of something and magically it will be true. If it fails it's because you didn't really believe. It's one of the things that caused me to lose a significant degree of respect for Scott Adams.
SGiTR is a very specific thing, but I am sure there's something else to explain the rest of humanity.
Probably something TGRR has already written about, to tell the truth.
Or there's always the ever-popular Dunning-Kruger Effect.
Talk to me about writing something after finals.
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
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That is what "figuratively" is for. :cranky:
Quote from: Suu on August 15, 2013, 03:17:59 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
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That is what "figuratively" is for. :cranky:
Also incorrect.
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Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
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HATE.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 15, 2013, 05:50:45 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
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HATE.
ZOMG like, literally, right?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 03:34:44 AM
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YEAH, SURPRISE!?
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 06:17:39 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 15, 2013, 05:50:45 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
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HATE.
ZOMG like, literally, right?
:lulz: :crankey: I just... So much. So much :wail: :argh!: :stabbydeathkill:
:thanks:
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 04:07:23 PM
Quote from: Polyethyline Glycol on August 14, 2013, 11:38:46 AM(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b077429c5be3c7d8b0c805ceeb991cd6/tumblr_mr4ym5rL0E1r8fz6oo1_400.jpg)
Salvador Dali, everybody.
Heh, I was going to say, that sounds a lot like Dali.
Not an image, but on the subject of Dali, I recently found this YouTube clip of Salvador Dali appearing as a mystery guest on a 1950's gameshow called "What's My Line?" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXT2E9Ccc8A) (9m21s). I thought it was pretty cool. After watching it, be sure to read the top comment as well, it made me LOL.
Even more off-topic to PICS, but it's a really cool song and it's got a nice vocal sample by Dali in the intro: Younger Brother - All I Want (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_o65dNkdc).
i love that clip.
(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99153Anyq1rc1a1yo1_500.jpg)
:lulz:
So, SMBC did a barstool variant today:
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20130815.png)
In other news:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a919194b95f0fd903959d30f0d33fd20/tumblr_mrkzw9vN1C1s3b6fno1_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8b5222792c804e0f73529db19bfbf7d0/tumblr_mrkzcseZXq1qz6f9yo1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/14da55259e8c6e2c602a736103559d85/tumblr_mrjrwfo2nV1ryeto5o1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a530f210b1949b342d7d560bd6c5aa14/tumblr_mrjg5yKTiE1ryeto5o1_500.png)
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Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 15, 2013, 06:08:57 PM
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:crankey:
SWEET EAGLES FUCK FUCK FUCK :argh!:
I fucking hate "plurals". First off, MPS is so rare as to be ALMOST non-existent. Second, it's cosplay at the expense of people who are genuinely mentally ill.
Sort of like if you dressed in a hospital gown and shaved your head. Then told everyone you were a cancer patient, as an excuse to act special.
Then, the whole rape thing; there are no words.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
I fucking hate "plurals". First off, MPS is so rare as to be ALMOST non-existent. Second, it's cosplay at the expense of people who are genuinely mentally ill.
Sort of like if you dressed in a hospital gown and shaved your head. Then told everyone you were a cancer patient, as an excuse to act special.
Then, the whole rape thing; there are no words.
YEP
It's pretty fucking noxious.
FURSECUTION
CLOP SHAMING
YOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
If the revolution keeps being delayed, we're not going to have any walls big enough to line everyone up who deserves it.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
I fucking hate "plurals". First off, MPS is so rare as to be ALMOST non-existent. Second, it's cosplay at the expense of people who are genuinely mentally ill.
Sort of like if you dressed in a hospital gown and shaved your head. Then told everyone you were a cancer patient, as an excuse to act special.
Then, the whole rape thing; there are no words.
Yeah. There's still a lot of controversy in medicine as to whether DID even exists due to the many overlaps with other psychological ailments. If it does exist it's rare. It tends to come up most often in court cases for the insanity defense. Also many of the high profile cases, such as 'Sybil' or Shirley Mason, who later confessed to making it all up.
Even the reputable doctors that do accept it as a disorder don't believe that it results in distinct personalities.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 15, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
I fucking hate "plurals". First off, MPS is so rare as to be ALMOST non-existent. Second, it's cosplay at the expense of people who are genuinely mentally ill.
Sort of like if you dressed in a hospital gown and shaved your head. Then told everyone you were a cancer patient, as an excuse to act special.
Then, the whole rape thing; there are no words.
Yeah. There's still a lot of controversy in medicine as to whether DID even exists due to the many overlaps with other psychological ailments. If it does exist it's rare. It tends to come up most often in court cases for the insanity defense. Also many of the high profile cases, such as 'Sybil' or Shirley Mason, who later confessed to making it all up.
Even the reputable doctors that do accept it as a disorder don't believe that it results in distinct personalities.
They keep changing the name of it. :argh!:
The only case I can recall was a guy with some form of brain damage who changed personalities twice. Once on injury, and then much later on reverting to his original personality for reasons unknown.
People who change every 5 minutes are invariably bullshitters.
Now, I'd like to make a distinction between different personalities and different reality tunnels. I switched to Doktor Howl here at the same time I made myself look at things differently in real life. The personality was the same; the way perceptions were processed was intentionally and very slightly different.
Not the same thing at all, of course.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 15, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
I fucking hate "plurals". First off, MPS is so rare as to be ALMOST non-existent. Second, it's cosplay at the expense of people who are genuinely mentally ill.
Sort of like if you dressed in a hospital gown and shaved your head. Then told everyone you were a cancer patient, as an excuse to act special.
Then, the whole rape thing; there are no words.
Yeah. There's still a lot of controversy in medicine as to whether DID even exists due to the many overlaps with other psychological ailments. If it does exist it's rare. It tends to come up most often in court cases for the insanity defense. Also many of the high profile cases, such as 'Sybil' or Shirley Mason, who later confessed to making it all up.
Even the reputable doctors that do accept it as a disorder don't believe that it results in distinct personalities.
They keep changing the name of it. :argh!:
The only case I can recall was a guy with some form of brain damage who changed personalities twice. Once on injury, and then much later on reverting to his original personality for reasons unknown.
People who change every 5 minutes are invariably bullshitters.
You're just being anti-magic.
I think even the psych folk who believe in it don't buy into the 5 minuters. One of the articles I just pulled up said it best.
QuoteIf you want to see mental health professionals spat with each other, ask a few of them what they think about dissociative identity disorder.
The way I understand it it's the psychiatry equivelent of going into a philosophy convention and talking about Ayn Rand (actually probably not that bad)
QuoteNow, I'd like to make a distinction between different personalities and different reality tunnels. I switched to Doktor Howl here at the same time I made myself look at things differently in real life. The personality was the same; the way perceptions were processed was intentionally and very slightly different.
Not the same thing at all, of course.
Agreed.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 15, 2013, 08:14:09 PM
You're just being anti-magic.
Proudly so. Magic is the very opposite of what I strive for. Magic is the denial of the world as it is, and a retreat from reality. It is wish fulfillment fantasy. There's enough of that already.
QuoteI think even the psych folk who believe in it don't buy into the 5 minuters. One of the articles I just pulled up said it best.
QuoteIf you want to see mental health professionals spat with each other, ask a few of them what they think about dissociative identity disorder.
Depends on who got the grant money, I guess. :lulz:
Related (http://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/58325785298/http-www-kickstarter-com-projects-1299398926-grow)
Unrelated:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Quote from: Pæs on August 15, 2013, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Every generation must, eventually, stagnate and become crotchety old Conservatives with social values affixed to a bygone era. The revolutionary thing about our generation is not that we will be free from this absolute and unavoidable reality, but that we can recognize its inevitability and therefore we are free to choose for ourselves which particular group is deserving of our unreasonable scorn.
Personally, I choose to regard Otherkin with the same distaste and contempt older, less wise generations reserved for the truly oppressed. I must, because I am a Human person, identify some group for whom I have no pity, no empathy, and no concern. For me, that group is the Otherkin. I don't care about them, I believe their personal identities to be fallacious, superficial, and just
dumb, and I don't care if I sound like a bigot 20 years from now for saying so. Because, frankly, I'm right, and the future is
fucked.
If the Future sides with the Otherkin, I won't be surprised. But neither will I be particularly moved by it. Maybe one day there will be some great Otherkin orator standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial giving some speech that moves millions of people to tears. I seriously doubt it, both because Otherkin are useless wankers who don't deserve to give speeches in public, and also because I'm fairly sure that the Lincoln Memorial will be off-limits to peasants by then. But if that does happen, I'll be in a rocking chair making offensive remarks about Otherkin marrying with Normals to embarrass my grandchildren. Because fuck those people.
Quote from: V3X on August 16, 2013, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 15, 2013, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Every generation must, eventually, stagnate and become crotchety old Conservatives with social values affixed to a bygone era. The revolutionary thing about our generation is not that we will be free from this absolute and unavoidable reality, but that we can recognize its inevitability and therefore we are free to choose for ourselves which particular group is deserving of our unreasonable scorn.
Personally, I choose to regard Otherkin with the same distaste and contempt older, less wise generations reserved for the truly oppressed. I must, because I am a Human person, identify some group for whom I have no pity, no empathy, and no concern. For me, that group is the Otherkin. I don't care about them, I believe their personal identities to be fallacious, superficial, and just dumb, and I don't care if I sound like a bigot 20 years from now for saying so. Because, frankly, I'm right, and the future is fucked.
If the Future sides with the Otherkin, I won't be surprised. But neither will I be particularly moved by it. Maybe one day there will be some great Otherkin orator standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial giving some speech that moves millions of people to tears. I seriously doubt it, both because Otherkin are useless wankers who don't deserve to give speeches in public, and also because I'm fairly sure that the Lincoln Memorial will be off-limits to peasants by then. But if that does happen, I'll be in a rocking chair making offensive remarks about Otherkin marrying with Normals to embarrass my grandchildren. Because fuck those people.
Post of the year. :lulz:
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emote worthy?
Quote from: V3X on August 16, 2013, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 15, 2013, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Every generation must, eventually, stagnate and become crotchety old Conservatives with social values affixed to a bygone era. The revolutionary thing about our generation is not that we will be free from this absolute and unavoidable reality, but that we can recognize its inevitability and therefore we are free to choose for ourselves which particular group is deserving of our unreasonable scorn.
Personally, I choose to regard Otherkin with the same distaste and contempt older, less wise generations reserved for the truly oppressed. I must, because I am a Human person, identify some group for whom I have no pity, no empathy, and no concern. For me, that group is the Otherkin. I don't care about them, I believe their personal identities to be fallacious, superficial, and just dumb, and I don't care if I sound like a bigot 20 years from now for saying so. Because, frankly, I'm right, and the future is fucked.
If the Future sides with the Otherkin, I won't be surprised. But neither will I be particularly moved by it. Maybe one day there will be some great Otherkin orator standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial giving some speech that moves millions of people to tears. I seriously doubt it, both because Otherkin are useless wankers who don't deserve to give speeches in public, and also because I'm fairly sure that the Lincoln Memorial will be off-limits to peasants by then. But if that does happen, I'll be in a rocking chair making offensive remarks about Otherkin marrying with Normals to embarrass my grandchildren. Because fuck those people.
Find/replace Otherkin -> Gays
see
it's just like homophobia
you're just angry that other types of content creators are becoming accepted in a previously sane space
Quote from: Cramulus on August 16, 2013, 02:31:33 PM
Quote from: V3X on August 16, 2013, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 15, 2013, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Every generation must, eventually, stagnate and become crotchety old Conservatives with social values affixed to a bygone era. The revolutionary thing about our generation is not that we will be free from this absolute and unavoidable reality, but that we can recognize its inevitability and therefore we are free to choose for ourselves which particular group is deserving of our unreasonable scorn.
Personally, I choose to regard Otherkin with the same distaste and contempt older, less wise generations reserved for the truly oppressed. I must, because I am a Human person, identify some group for whom I have no pity, no empathy, and no concern. For me, that group is the Otherkin. I don't care about them, I believe their personal identities to be fallacious, superficial, and just dumb, and I don't care if I sound like a bigot 20 years from now for saying so. Because, frankly, I'm right, and the future is fucked.
If the Future sides with the Otherkin, I won't be surprised. But neither will I be particularly moved by it. Maybe one day there will be some great Otherkin orator standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial giving some speech that moves millions of people to tears. I seriously doubt it, both because Otherkin are useless wankers who don't deserve to give speeches in public, and also because I'm fairly sure that the Lincoln Memorial will be off-limits to peasants by then. But if that does happen, I'll be in a rocking chair making offensive remarks about Otherkin marrying with Normals to embarrass my grandchildren. Because fuck those people.
Find/replace Otherkin -> Gays
see
it's just like homophobia
you're just angry that other types of content creators are becoming accepted in a previously sane space
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/illneverwalkagain.jpg)
That's ableist.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 15, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
I fucking hate "plurals". First off, MPS is so rare as to be ALMOST non-existent. Second, it's cosplay at the expense of people who are genuinely mentally ill.
Sort of like if you dressed in a hospital gown and shaved your head. Then told everyone you were a cancer patient, as an excuse to act special.
Then, the whole rape thing; there are no words.
Yeah. There's still a lot of controversy in medicine as to whether DID even exists due to the many overlaps with other psychological ailments. If it does exist it's rare. It tends to come up most often in court cases for the insanity defense. Also many of the high profile cases, such as 'Sybil' or Shirley Mason, who later confessed to making it all up.
Even the reputable doctors that do accept it as a disorder don't believe that it results in distinct personalities.
They keep changing the name of it. :argh!:
The only case I can recall was a guy with some form of brain damage who changed personalities twice. Once on injury, and then much later on reverting to his original personality for reasons unknown.
People who change every 5 minutes are invariably bullshitters.
Now, I'd like to make a distinction between different personalities and different reality tunnels. I switched to Doktor Howl here at the same time I made myself look at things differently in real life. The personality was the same; the way perceptions were processed was intentionally and very slightly different.
Not the same thing at all, of course.
You see, that's where we're different. When I'm Nigel, I really AM Nigel, just like everyone else, and when I'm TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS I really AM TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS.
I am a special snowflake.
Quote from: V3X on August 16, 2013, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 15, 2013, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Every generation must, eventually, stagnate and become crotchety old Conservatives with social values affixed to a bygone era. The revolutionary thing about our generation is not that we will be free from this absolute and unavoidable reality, but that we can recognize its inevitability and therefore we are free to choose for ourselves which particular group is deserving of our unreasonable scorn.
Personally, I choose to regard Otherkin with the same distaste and contempt older, less wise generations reserved for the truly oppressed. I must, because I am a Human person, identify some group for whom I have no pity, no empathy, and no concern. For me, that group is the Otherkin. I don't care about them, I believe their personal identities to be fallacious, superficial, and just dumb, and I don't care if I sound like a bigot 20 years from now for saying so. Because, frankly, I'm right, and the future is fucked.
If the Future sides with the Otherkin, I won't be surprised. But neither will I be particularly moved by it. Maybe one day there will be some great Otherkin orator standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial giving some speech that moves millions of people to tears. I seriously doubt it, both because Otherkin are useless wankers who don't deserve to give speeches in public, and also because I'm fairly sure that the Lincoln Memorial will be off-limits to peasants by then. But if that does happen, I'll be in a rocking chair making offensive remarks about Otherkin marrying with Normals to embarrass my grandchildren. Because fuck those people.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/MX2B1BW.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 16, 2013, 02:31:33 PM
you're just angry that other types of content creators are becoming accepted in a previously sane space
Best part of the post.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 16, 2013, 06:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 16, 2013, 06:05:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MX2B1BW.jpg)
Wait, what?
i haz moar humans in mah neighbourhood than cells exist in the nearby swamp, TAKE THAT athetits
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 16, 2013, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: V3X on August 16, 2013, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 15, 2013, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
FURSECUTION
Guilty.
QuoteCLOP SHAMING
Guilty.
QuoteYOU ARE RACIST AGAINST CONTENT CREATORS
:lulz:
THE ENLIGHTENED SPAGS IN THE FUTURE WILL JUDGE US FOR OUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT AND TOLERATE THE OTHERKIN AMONG US.
Every generation must, eventually, stagnate and become crotchety old Conservatives with social values affixed to a bygone era. The revolutionary thing about our generation is not that we will be free from this absolute and unavoidable reality, but that we can recognize its inevitability and therefore we are free to choose for ourselves which particular group is deserving of our unreasonable scorn.
Personally, I choose to regard Otherkin with the same distaste and contempt older, less wise generations reserved for the truly oppressed. I must, because I am a Human person, identify some group for whom I have no pity, no empathy, and no concern. For me, that group is the Otherkin. I don't care about them, I believe their personal identities to be fallacious, superficial, and just dumb, and I don't care if I sound like a bigot 20 years from now for saying so. Because, frankly, I'm right, and the future is fucked.
If the Future sides with the Otherkin, I won't be surprised. But neither will I be particularly moved by it. Maybe one day there will be some great Otherkin orator standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial giving some speech that moves millions of people to tears. I seriously doubt it, both because Otherkin are useless wankers who don't deserve to give speeches in public, and also because I'm fairly sure that the Lincoln Memorial will be off-limits to peasants by then. But if that does happen, I'll be in a rocking chair making offensive remarks about Otherkin marrying with Normals to embarrass my grandchildren. Because fuck those people.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I just pointed out to a "transracial" white girl on Twitter on the black feminism hashtag #solidarityisforwhitewomen (it's been a MASSIVE thing this week in femininja land) that no matter how she feels about her identity she still gets white privilege, gets read and treated as a white person just like I do.
I had an otherkin phase back when woo and mushrooms and Phil Hine were like my diet. It's embarrassing and I don't like to talk about it and although at the time I believed my "inner self" was some green wood nymph (yea, I know. I got better.) I was actually short, pale as to almost be blue and large boobed white girl on too many drugs and chaos magic books culturally appropriating to a stupid fucking degree.
As I said, I'm not proud, and I am sorry (mostly about the white shamanic bullshit)
ALSO, ROGER, (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8fah5bEyF1r87fh4.jpg)
PAYNE SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YUO.
Quote from: Cain on August 16, 2013, 03:05:04 PM
That's Abelist.
OH YEAH, LIKE ANYONE IS MORE PREJUDICED AGAINST ABEL THAN YOU.
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Hey now - I didn't say it was wrong.
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(http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/goblinkinghdhasjuajsasjasjasjasjjejuidjjolh.jpg)
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Quote from: Pæs on August 17, 2013, 11:28:17 PM
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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG :mad:
TAKE THIS
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 02:19:29 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:18:27 AM
All the hair on my body just stood on end and I physically recoiled into my chair several times.
Still twitching, over here.
I have to go offline now, and find something to smash.
I used to think like this.
However, I have come around to the viewpoint that yes, I would indeed have sex with Rainbow Dash:
(http://i.imgur.com/Hcelwja.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/uWyNad2.jpg)
Hahahaaa! That one really is just pure, beautiful ownage. Oh SNAP!
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 13, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
It's kinda a toss-up between Indigo Children, would-be Messiahs and "soulbonded" as to who is the most unique and special snowflake of them all.
I still go with Indigo Children, but just barely:
QuoteAll these so-called 'skeptics' regarding the Indigo children - Fuck off. You haven't seen what we have seen. You can't feel what we feel. Our job is to change the world, and here you are trying to hold us back with your 'scientific theories and proof'. You were born in the years of scientific evolution and you learned, you taught yourself, to only follow science. Let me tell you this. There is so much more to this universe than your silly science. You need to let us do our job- it is of the utmost importance. When we are done, and the Rainbow and Crystal children replace us, you will see the world as you could have never imagined. Do not diagnose us. Do not doubt us. Trust us. The world will be an incredible place when we are done.
We've seen the exact same thing countless times in the children of the wealthy, who believe that they are special. It's just entitlement taken to an extreme level. Can you imagine being told from birth that you are special and magical and that you have a special mission to change and improve humanity, and that the reason other people don't understand you is BECAUSE of this specialness? This has been literally built into their worldview from childhood, they can't NOT believe it.
They will become very, very bitter people as they age, and the world lets them down in every conceivable way.
I've totally read that story about the 'special children'.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/ChildhoodsEnd%281stEd%29.jpg/200px-ChildhoodsEnd%281stEd%29.jpg)
Quote from: PopeTom on August 18, 2013, 05:58:31 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Carlos Danger on August 13, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
It's kinda a toss-up between Indigo Children, would-be Messiahs and "soulbonded" as to who is the most unique and special snowflake of them all.
I still go with Indigo Children, but just barely:
QuoteAll these so-called 'skeptics' regarding the Indigo children - Fuck off. You haven't seen what we have seen. You can't feel what we feel. Our job is to change the world, and here you are trying to hold us back with your 'scientific theories and proof'. You were born in the years of scientific evolution and you learned, you taught yourself, to only follow science. Let me tell you this. There is so much more to this universe than your silly science. You need to let us do our job- it is of the utmost importance. When we are done, and the Rainbow and Crystal children replace us, you will see the world as you could have never imagined. Do not diagnose us. Do not doubt us. Trust us. The world will be an incredible place when we are done.
We've seen the exact same thing countless times in the children of the wealthy, who believe that they are special. It's just entitlement taken to an extreme level. Can you imagine being told from birth that you are special and magical and that you have a special mission to change and improve humanity, and that the reason other people don't understand you is BECAUSE of this specialness? This has been literally built into their worldview from childhood, they can't NOT believe it.
They will become very, very bitter people as they age, and the world lets them down in every conceivable way.
I've totally read that story about the 'special children'.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/ChildhoodsEnd%281stEd%29.jpg/200px-ChildhoodsEnd%281stEd%29.jpg)
Some things are more believable when devil-shaped aliens take sixty years to tell you about them.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcs9oCbBC1qdavgxo1_500.jpg)
This is the shit my family posts on The Facebook.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/JudgeDerp_zps5c4931f1.jpg)
:argh!:
eta: This is from a cousin whose husband is a cop.
Quote from: Emo Howard on August 19, 2013, 08:10:09 PM
This is the shit my family posts on The Facebook.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/JudgeDerp_zps5c4931f1.jpg)
:argh!:
eta: This is from a cousin whose husband is a cop.
When asked that question I say something similar but more pointed toward crazy-fun instead of pure responsibility. I do like his points on personal responsibility in entertainment, Stop whining about having nothing to do. In my day we were happy if we had a stick. Kids these days, spoiled rotten with their eyephones and discotheques and 'recreational' drugs, we only had nasty tasting medical drugs but we took it anyway! Pfah! We gathered on the nearest hill instead of special 'venues' and 'bars' And to get there we had to walk ten miles against the wind in the rain uphill both ways!
Can you tell where i stopped being serious?
March 15, 2008?
RED HOT INTERNET ITT
(http://i39.tinypic.com/34jewy9.png)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/6hpa3c.jpg)
(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bullshitjobs1-724x10241.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d1755e38f7ecc732730c70929e0a00f/tumblr_mr6qtkH6hd1qardsjo1_500.png)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s526x395/1175065_527528510651954_1975759241_n.jpg)
Moving all appropriate posts to HUMANS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2013, 06:29:09 PM
Moving all appropriate posts to HUMANS.
Aw shit, I was posting while you was moving posts.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/d6e93d606b66ff4993e2f4cb5753d611_zps479abb8f.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/873062c5b47dcd7dc55a1a1c5cffa14b/tumblr_mrlhv7Ag671so0sfmo1_500.jpg)
NSFW http://31.media.tumblr.com/64bb926543d221b3cf6efa1699ad1e81/tumblr_mq2arkvuKo1qzjw8go1_500.jpg
Quote from: Waffleman on August 20, 2013, 07:06:39 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/d6e93d606b66ff4993e2f4cb5753d611_zps479abb8f.jpg)
HEART
(https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/971071_350766508390585_1856820155_n.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee2a0954db2ba7fca3ec7acae699323c/tumblr_mqgjszvTuM1s5x3l6o1_500.jpg)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7fba81214a123cfc2346e080355bdf27/tumblr_mr6nwj6lYb1rtq697o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Task on August 20, 2013, 10:45:52 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/dedf625ccd665117bc31c2ff31a276b2/tumblr_mq825lqtbq1qzbqf4o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee2a0954db2ba7fca3ec7acae699323c/tumblr_mqgjszvTuM1s5x3l6o1_500.jpg)
:lulz:
I'm a atheist/brony now:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIuq5m3.jpg)
Also THIS:
(http://i.imgur.com/3TXTTfL.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s526x296/1174725_10200453392672624_2096735581_n.jpg)
Quote from: Task on August 19, 2013, 11:08:22 PM
(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bullshitjobs1-724x10241.jpg)
also very interesting is the article that goes with this pic:
http://www.strikemag.org/bullshit-jobs/
and that putin-snowden-bathtub picture really just made me lose it, hahahaha, good thing I wasn't just taking a sip of coffee (I learned to not do that while checking the pics thread)
Being doing my rounds on Tumblr:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2be2725409746deb8cf7deb72fcda011/tumblr_mm8g7uECBq1romzrmo2_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3abe51debc17460e898e9a2efc5e30fb/tumblr_movvu5EoJm1ri3b88o1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7b523a417eb7cdcc5dcecc4370fd9037/tumblr_mog6wur68E1rk75g8o1_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c1aeb9d36ed0be2bec74d67e91ec5b81/tumblr_mngtz677QL1r0ubi6o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc058ed1bca2eefe15a500dae3ea6967/tumblr_mrswarYjAd1s5g9pzo1_500.png)
And last but certainly not least:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2gdshsAK81qicut6.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/1097310_222407977915364_1942234693_n.jpg?oh=52f26df5244bea02b0e7210e13eacbab&oe=52171424&__gda__=1377256982_0b61d7b10ce7fb9c86bce97490fc100a)
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 21, 2013, 03:59:10 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/1097310_222407977915364_1942234693_n.jpg?oh=52f26df5244bea02b0e7210e13eacbab&oe=52171424&__gda__=1377256982_0b61d7b10ce7fb9c86bce97490fc100a)
WHY DOESN'T THIS BAND EXIST???
They hung the lead singer?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2013, 04:12:41 PM
They hung the lead singer?
They got a new guy who looks just like him.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 21, 2013, 03:59:10 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/1097310_222407977915364_1942234693_n.jpg?oh=52f26df5244bea02b0e7210e13eacbab&oe=52171424&__gda__=1377256982_0b61d7b10ce7fb9c86bce97490fc100a)
SACNTIONS? HOW DO THEY WORK?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c57a7478782fa1909d8c5fb8c1ef4709/tumblr_mrw5t8D2u01qz6f9yo5_500.jpg)
Saw this on reddit. Old concept but new plausability.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/23k7u2q.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/314b4i1.jpg)
(http://img8.joyreactor.com/pics/post/my-little-pony-why-not-brony-618238.jpeg)
Why would you do such a thing?
Why should I suffer alone? What is seen cannot be unseen. There's more out there, where that came from. Why do I use image search on Google?
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
(http://modernthrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1795139.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 21, 2013, 09:47:16 PM
(http://img8.joyreactor.com/pics/post/my-little-pony-why-not-brony-618238.jpeg)
Fuck you.
I'm using this pic on OKC.
The picture ... on the wall .. behind ... little furry thing ... in a nappy ... standing in a puddle of piss ...
I want to kill something now. If fact I want to kill lots of things. I don't even know if there are enough living things available. I may need to start a breeding program or something, just to keep me supplied with things to kill. :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2013, 10:39:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 21, 2013, 09:47:16 PM
(http://img8.joyreactor.com/pics/post/my-little-pony-why-not-brony-618238.jpeg)
Fuck you.
I'm using this pic on OKC.
Please do. I might as well. :P
(http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fashion-fail-sad-unicorn1.jpeg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqjfkXNQr1qa4x8wo1_500.jpg)
DAMN YOU ALL :argh!:
JUST TO REPEAT
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b74068380cd9ce0a6ab0f4d19199e936/tumblr_mqer58iqgB1s7oqubo1_500.png)
(http://i.minus.com/igULm2ZPrTgOH.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6813c59656913014af0cae5f99ccc9a9/tumblr_mpwhxfoVoo1rnde1eo1_500.gif)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 22, 2013, 12:26:13 AM
(http://i.minus.com/igULm2ZPrTgOH.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w9z4haAB1qb8jj3o1_250.gif)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 22, 2013, 12:08:07 AM
JUST TO REPEAT
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b74068380cd9ce0a6ab0f4d19199e936/tumblr_mqer58iqgB1s7oqubo1_500.png)
Now I am going to Facebook, to "clop shame".
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2013, 10:43:23 PM
The picture ... on the wall .. behind ... little furry thing ... in a nappy ... standing in a puddle of piss ...
I want to kill something now. If fact I want to kill lots of things. I don't even know if there are enough living things available. I may need to start a breeding program or something, just to keep me supplied with things to kill. :argh!:
I DID NOT NEED TO NOTICE THIS. FUCK YOU FOREVER.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 22, 2013, 03:28:37 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 21, 2013, 10:43:23 PM
The picture ... on the wall .. behind ... little furry thing ... in a nappy ... standing in a puddle of piss ...
I want to kill something now. If fact I want to kill lots of things. I don't even know if there are enough living things available. I may need to start a breeding program or something, just to keep me supplied with things to kill. :argh!:
I DID NOT NEED TO NOTICE THIS. FUCK YOU FOREVER.
P3ntagram doesn't make horror, he makes horror
better.
Creepy abandoned doll factory (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/urban-exploration/news-incredible-images-abandoned-doll-factory?image=1)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ee17d7a49c2b4a2affa812b61d2305f/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io4_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc7fb72a360fa837be802ce16eca61c/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io7_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/786d73ea644c53473d2fb332c480b6bc/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io10_1280.jpg)
Also found on neil gaiman's tumblr: http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/
Well, there goes my shot at having pleasant dreams tonight.
:argh!:
:lulz:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
Creepy abandoned doll factory (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/urban-exploration/news-incredible-images-abandoned-doll-factory?image=1)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ee17d7a49c2b4a2affa812b61d2305f/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io4_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc7fb72a360fa837be802ce16eca61c/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io7_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/786d73ea644c53473d2fb332c480b6bc/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io10_1280.jpg)
Also found on neil gaiman's tumblr: http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/
Ohhh my god. :aaa:
By which I mean THAT IS SO SO BEAUTIFUL AND IT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME.
That one time when you were trapped in an abandoned doll factory and all the discarded dolls from the 'defective' bin came to life and started asking to be your friend in a dull monotone and in unison, while creeping slowly toward you?
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 06:45:46 AM
By which I mean THAT IS SO SO BEAUTIFUL AND IT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME.
That one time you filled your house with dolls?
Yes.
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 06:44:48 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
Creepy abandoned doll factory (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/urban-exploration/news-incredible-images-abandoned-doll-factory?image=1)
[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ee17d7a49c2b4a2affa812b61d2305f/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io4_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc7fb72a360fa837be802ce16eca61c/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io7_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/786d73ea644c53473d2fb332c480b6bc/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io10_1280.jpg[/img
Also found on neil gaiman's tumblr: http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/
Ohhh my god. :aaa:
I was waiting for you to see this :lulz:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 06:44:48 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
Creepy abandoned doll factory (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/urban-exploration/news-incredible-images-abandoned-doll-factory?image=1)
[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ee17d7a49c2b4a2affa812b61d2305f/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io4_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc7fb72a360fa837be802ce16eca61c/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io7_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/786d73ea644c53473d2fb332c480b6bc/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io10_1280.jpg[/img
Also found on neil gaiman's tumblr: http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/
Ohhh my god. :aaa:
I was waiting for you to see this :lulz:
It combines so. many. things. that I love. I can't stop looking at it.
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 06:44:48 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
Creepy abandoned doll factory (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/urban-exploration/news-incredible-images-abandoned-doll-factory?image=1)
[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ee17d7a49c2b4a2affa812b61d2305f/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io4_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc7fb72a360fa837be802ce16eca61c/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io7_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/786d73ea644c53473d2fb332c480b6bc/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io10_1280.jpg[/img
Also found on neil gaiman's tumblr: http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/
Ohhh my god. :aaa:
I was waiting for you to see this :lulz:
It combines so. many. things. that I love. I can't stop looking at it.
The mood, alone, draws me in.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 03:59:32 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 06:44:48 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 22, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
Creepy abandoned doll factory (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/urban-exploration/news-incredible-images-abandoned-doll-factory?image=1)
[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ee17d7a49c2b4a2affa812b61d2305f/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io4_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc7fb72a360fa837be802ce16eca61c/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io7_1280.jpg[/img
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/786d73ea644c53473d2fb332c480b6bc/tumblr_mruwv1Pltn1rw872io10_1280.jpg[/img
Also found on neil gaiman's tumblr: http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/
Ohhh my god. :aaa:
I was waiting for you to see this :lulz:
It combines so. many. things. that I love. I can't stop looking at it.
The mood, alone, draws me in.
The photographs themselves are so beautiful and painterly. I love them.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8fedff75aea7dc4bf130763912c4af3/tumblr_mrweudenTJ1sxscxdo1_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7c83lDzZ1raqovvo1_500.jpg)
the dark brotherhood just lettin loose
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/61d4d344d29a681b584e9091226e161e/tumblr_mrx4bljkky1qj26eao1_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a57f22c3fa24e745a137a47e2aa51596/tumblr_mrjy6cjprF1r2qb68o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/71be5751fb53a4bd8d624b0b092b7294/tumblr_mrtppcf0Jx1segt26o1_500.gif)
Because Pony
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1234978_10151787221490091_796728127_n.jpg)
Needs moar fleshlight!
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/fc30c7b6b83664401bbe39c78bf0319d/tumblr_mrwuyuZb0H1qzh9h5o1_400.png)
NSFW or LIFE
https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/0b/5b/0b5b2054d46c21a703a8726dbb9de892.jpg
I'm going to say this once. EVERONE. STOP FUCKING GOOGLING MY LITTLE PONY!!! :argh!:
... Okay so I went there
DO NOT CLICK!!! (http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/6a27030b504b442e89eb1a8b52715a62/765647%20-%20My_Little_Pony%20Friendship_is_Magic%20Rainbow_Dash%20Fluttershy.jpg)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 08:30:47 PM
... Okay so I went there
DO NOT CLICK!!! (http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/6a27030b504b442e89eb1a8b52715a62/765647%20-%20My_Little_Pony%20Friendship_is_Magic%20Rainbow_Dash%20Fluttershy.jpg)
I was surprised to find out that I can actually fap to this.
yessssssssssssssssssssss
Jesus murphy I am hard as a rock
ATTN ADMINS: can we please get this theme now? http://mlparena.com/index.php?
Quote from: Waffleman on August 22, 2013, 08:31:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 08:30:47 PM
... Okay so I went there
DO NOT CLICK!!! (http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/6a27030b504b442e89eb1a8b52715a62/765647%20-%20My_Little_Pony%20Friendship_is_Magic%20Rainbow_Dash%20Fluttershy.jpg)
I was surprised to find out that I can actually fap to this.
I wasn't. Other than the odd thing Cain links me to, I'm pretty much bombproof 8)
Couldn't fap to this, tho. Needs more tits (http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/50a9c8d3fa6f8a7702fa45bfb9a2593f/717950%20-%20My_Little_Pony%20Friendship_is_Magic%20Fluttershy%20Alpha0%20BeefEater.jpg)
NSFW
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 08:36:24 PM
Couldn't fap to this, tho. Needs more tits (http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/50a9c8d3fa6f8a7702fa45bfb9a2593f/717950%20-%20My_Little_Pony%20Friendship_is_Magic%20Fluttershy%20Alpha0%20BeefEater.jpg)
NSFW
Agreed. More tits needed.
I just went somewhere I never imagined I'd go.
CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR BRAIN OR UNIVERSE OR ANYTHING.
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=DDhKx-C714-
THE CANCER
IT'S KILLING PD
(http://i.imgur.com/HXRCvR6.jpg)
Jesus fuck... what is happening here.
It's like I'm going down the hell aisle of 5th world pics.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 23, 2013, 06:15:06 AM
Jesus fuck... what is happening here.
It's like I'm going down the hell aisle of 5th world pics.
I ran and hid in 1979.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sdh4BU841rq3b5ko1_500.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/0a3780b1e867091fbbb36e2659eb1091/tumblr_inline_mpwqj6UJnF1qz4rgp.gif)
Great. We're back to Enki posting piles of not funny photos that don't mean anything to anyone but him.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/351tvea.jpg)
Quote from: McGrupp on August 23, 2013, 09:40:51 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/351tvea.jpg)
What the shit...
!
This appears to be a recent photo.
Quote from: McGrupp on August 23, 2013, 09:40:51 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/351tvea.jpg)
"I told you to use lube, Bob."
Local news people who can't stop smirking. :lulz:
HEY. SOMETIMES A GIANT WIENER CRASHING INTO A DOORWAY IS JUST A GIANT WIENER CRASHING INTO A DOORWAY.
NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT SEX.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
(https://sphotos-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1240048_609825559038449_1678176743_n.png)
-
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2013, 12:37:48 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e343b153c794a6411f2ba3d2edd4fb5b/tumblr_ms0lt5VFlH1rmluldo1_500.png)
I guess asking 'what is a furry?' is a hatecrime now?
I'd assume that the group discriminated against most is actually well known to most people.
-
Because I had to...
(http://i.imgur.com/HhfrQuK.jpg)
:lulz: Yeah, pretty much
Beautiful. :lulz:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 24, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
Because I had to...
(http://i.imgur.com/HhfrQuK.jpg)
:lulz: This is lovely.
:lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m622i8ddwL1qjbocho2_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/00657a9924844a5867efcb175be24b45/tumblr_mmi1sdG4W71qfrg5po1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb3194bdJZ1rusonao1_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/86a3bd6344d460f399adbb21cf056f5e/tumblr_mp9xi8oAT41spgl94o1_500.jpg)
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/04/516ea1c4a92dd.jpeg)
Quote from: Task on August 25, 2013, 01:45:44 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb3194bdJZ1rusonao1_500.jpg)
Poor old Britney.
(https://sphotos-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1014232_10153195322410437_373533613_n.jpg)
:lulz:
Speaking of Britney Spears, someone has managed to upstage her "comeback" in terms of "cringe-worthy desperation":
http://www.today.com/entertainment/miley-madonna-vmas-are-place-cross-line-8C10995702
Yes, that link is just as brain damaged as it looks. But you have to get the FULL EFFECT, when you're a Holy Manâ„¢.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2013, 06:59:23 PM
Speaking of Britney Spears, someone has managed to upstage her "comeback" in terms of "cringe-worthy desperation":
http://www.today.com/entertainment/miley-madonna-vmas-are-place-cross-line-8C10995702
Yes, that link is just as brain damaged as it looks. But you have to get the FULL EFFECT, when you're a Holy Manâ„¢.
LOOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Alty on August 26, 2013, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2013, 06:59:23 PM
Speaking of Britney Spears, someone has managed to upstage her "comeback" in terms of "cringe-worthy desperation":
http://www.today.com/entertainment/miley-madonna-vmas-are-place-cross-line-8C10995702
Yes, that link is just as brain damaged as it looks. But you have to get the FULL EFFECT, when you're a Holy Manâ„¢.
LOOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
"I have noticed that I don't actually have the talent to be a singer. Therefore, I will be a lunatic. NO APOLOGIES TO NINA SIMONE AND ALL THE OTHER SINGERS WHO DECIDED TO ACTUALLY WORK AT IT. FUCK YOU."
(http://i.imgur.com/U2JcPu4.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 26, 2013, 09:02:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U2JcPu4.jpg)
Any clue what that was about? :lulz:
It's a clip from an infomercial, presumably for a parental web filter.
it's the perfect reaction gif for all content on this website
Quote from: Cramulus on August 26, 2013, 09:05:19 PM
It's a clip from an infomercial, presumably for a parental web filter.
What's awesome is that they're basically showing a better alternative that doesn't involve buying their product. Like, you know, MONITORING YOUR CHILDREN.
JOB OPENING IN ADVERTISING!
:lulz:
(http://www.fodrizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/History-of-the-History-Channel.jpg)
:walken:
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2013, 02:21:33 AM
(http://www.fodrizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/History-of-the-History-Channel.jpg)
I miss the Hitler channel.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 26, 2013, 09:05:19 PM
It's a clip from an infomercial, presumably for a parental web filter.
What's awesome is that they're basically showing a better alternative that doesn't involve buying their product. Like, you know, MONITORING YOUR CHILDREN.
JOB OPENING IN ADVERTISING!
:lulz:
That involves actually interacting with your children, and is therefore inferior to a fully automated solution.
Quote from: Task on August 27, 2013, 02:35:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 26, 2013, 09:05:19 PM
It's a clip from an infomercial, presumably for a parental web filter.
What's awesome is that they're basically showing a better alternative that doesn't involve buying their product. Like, you know, MONITORING YOUR CHILDREN.
JOB OPENING IN ADVERTISING!
:lulz:
That involves actually interacting with your children, and is therefore inferior to a fully automated solution.
You know, Enki...as God is my witness, I can't tell if you're joking or not.
(just kidding)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE GUERNICA ONE IS GENIUS!
My kid showed me that Miley Cyrus thing last night and my reaction was I AM IN FAVOR OF THIS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER SHE'S TROLLING AND I DON'T CARE.
So much WTF FACEPALM LOL.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 02:58:49 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE GUERNICA ONE IS GENIUS!
This is AMAZING. :lulz:
GO HOME, MILEY
YOU'RE DRUNK.
Incidentally, I don't think she was trolling.
I think she missed the target she was aiming at by about 10 miles.
I think she just "Britneyed".
HEY THEY HAVE A CUTE MASCOT AND EVERYTHING
http://www.polar-partners.com/
http://imgur.com/8dQuPAz <--- PRICELESS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 03:12:18 AM
HEY THEY HAVE A CUTE MASCOT AND EVERYTHING
http://www.polar-partners.com/
WHAT THE SHIT? :crankey:
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 27, 2013, 03:42:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 03:12:18 AM
HEY THEY HAVE A CUTE MASCOT AND EVERYTHING
http://www.polar-partners.com/
WHAT THE SHIT? :crankey:
Now all we need is Scrappy, the Tire Reclamation Rat.
Also, the comments are completely unmoderated. :banana:
Quote from: Cramulus on August 26, 2013, 09:05:19 PM
It's a clip from an infomercial, presumably for a parental web filter.
it's the perfect reaction gif for all content on this website
PD reaction GIF?
PD reaction GIF: (http://i.imgur.com/X4G9EtE.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 03:12:18 AM
HEY THEY HAVE A CUTE MASCOT AND EVERYTHING
http://www.polar-partners.com/
Wait, what?
http://www.polar-partners.com/science-corner
QuoteScience Corner!
For science-minded people, here is detail of technical collaboration between Gazprom and friend company Shell. Reasons for collaboration, it is clear, are many and various.
QuoteScience Corner!
For science-minded people, here is detail of technical collaboration between Gazprom and friend company Shell. Reasons for collaboration, it is clear, are many and various.
Gazprom-logo
Access to resources of Russia Arctic, more easy to reach than American Arctic
Long-learned tolerance to Arctic conditions; many events of looking in Arctic with men
Heavy ties to Russia political structure
Powerful laser technology for accident elimination at wells (no world analogues)
Strong downward trend in worker fatality following 2011
Famous Russian strength and perseverance
Shell
Good offshore technology, large profit surplus
Brand strongly accepted in Western countries
Advanced communications infrastructure
Experience handling opposition guerrilla in polite way
Bring corporate know-how and experience, up-to-date system
Excellent ties to W. politics (USA, EU) without 'oligarch' taint
And here are precise numbers, for most science-minded, record of...
160,400 km length of Gazprom-operated gas pipelines
Average accident rate at gas trunklines: 0.2 per 1,000 km
500m oil barrels thought housed in Prirazlomnoye Arctic field. $50bn value
98.6% investment in oil and gas projects, vs. weaker alternatives
$5.5bn invested in Alaska pre-drilling communication, permitting, and various
As you can see...
Excellent figures show value of partnership for all people, Russia, Holland, and other.
This is some kind of weird troll right? The "in Soviet Russia" phrasing makes it look quite suspect
Also:
Quote
August 22, 2013
Saving polar bears from climate change starts with you!
As polar ice melts, we must do our part to save the Arctic's most vulnerable inhabitants. We are relocating friendly polar bear cubs for adoption by hand-chosen city zoos and other large organizations. Click to petition your city to obtain a baby polar bear.
Same plan as that name+shame vegans site? This surely is just trying to get complaints to raise awareness of the issue(s)?
Or I've had a sense of humour failure.
See also: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/blogs/from-the-newsroom/9080132/When-Stuff-hit-an-iceberg
One of our largest newspapers being trolled into printing polar bear relocation.
The Yes Men need to school these kids. This shit should not be exposed until you've had at least a couple of TV interviews.
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9047d271778068977f0ea6154ce81f6e/tumblr_mrwu1vXBOI1qb5xxvo1_250.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 02:58:49 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE GUERNICA ONE IS GENIUS!
OMFG :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/8/26/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3902-1377541253-16.gif)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/8/26/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30578-1377539439-9.gif)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/8/26/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14866-1377543064-30.gif)
ALL GENIUS
out of co-morbid curiosity, I looked up Billy Rae Cyrus' twitter...
https://twitter.com/billyraycyrus/status/372078475856715776
:lulz: :lulz: dude is tweeting about Syria. At least one person isn't distracted!
"Faceswaps of Children and their Dolls"
(http://i.imgur.com/KrWZUXD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DIBYDWQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7yJUZFQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/74cjLvU.jpg)
FUCKING HELL CRAM
:lulz: Those are amazing.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb2xrNGsr1qfa5oio1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcti8fRcYq1r9ti2xo1_500.png)
(Dutch, actually means "Mama, this one! This one! This one!")
Quote from: Task on August 27, 2013, 10:04:56 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb2xrNGsr1qfa5oio1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcti8fRcYq1r9ti2xo1_500.png)
(Dutch, actually means "Mama, this one! This one! This one!")
Lies!
That's funnier because Nutricia is the maker of the recently recalled infant formula thought to contain a botulism risk.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad281af46f9ef74c99323407ab57c218/tumblr_mram0dEWPw1rzc5nxo3_400.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e7c5371717165d461d09f3551cb0b7a/tumblr_mg0rey2gH51qbtzheo1_500.jpg)
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-vaccines-kids-doctor-health.jpg)
Quote(http://i.imgur.com/joCVhpg.png)
:lulz: Totally stealing this for my FB wall.
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I keep trying to find a way to leverage the phonetic similarity of "Cyrus" and "Syria" for a cuttingly funny sociopolitical comment, but so far I am failing.
Perhaps that will be my comment. At the end of the day, when my friends list has tired of the Miley Cyrus batman comment.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0b025fcd9db6379a77dc4b1854633d2/tumblr_mrwf0kiMQn1qbaw6wo1_500.png)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zwjPHjr8aPg/T5eNHZGFp4I/AAAAAAAAASU/Tz602DVCsNE/s640/skitso_girl_render.jpg)
(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/OB-YR457_putina_EV_201308271225201.jpg)
This has to be emote worthy.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxix3cSZC41qdqv28o1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/82cee1afdb2c6448a32152c15f9af8a6/tumblr_mfh76cKqTg1qg51mgo1_500.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/772f944fd2b01eed191a5721de130c18/tumblr_inline_mmvo9rW9Ao1qz4rgp.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/a7/1e/eba71e8287e51560e5e0071487afe3bf.jpg)
CHECK OUT MY NEW CARRRR
(http://i.imgur.com/rR3AX.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2013, 02:51:34 PM
CHECK OUT MY NEW CARRRR
(http://i.imgur.com/rR3AX.jpg)
BADASS
BE PICKING UP ALL THE MILFS AND COUGARS, YO.
Did we mention his dick falls off?
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 30, 2013, 04:38:18 PM
Did we mention his dick falls off?
I heard you researched a study on this.
(http://i.imgur.com/WEpu02H.jpg)
A couple shoops I did concerning the Miley Cyrus thing.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/GeneralCyruscopy_zps2edfb842.png)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/AmericaCyruscopy_zpsb8ffbab1.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on August 31, 2013, 12:40:52 AM
A couple shoops I did concerning the Miley Cyrus thing.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/GeneralCyruscopy_zps2edfb842.png)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/AmericaCyruscopy_zpsb8ffbab1.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/WCqrNmB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fQdN25l.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/piggqRL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/URIzJ99.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/n8ZRl6z.jpg)
Taydolf Swiftler (http://imgur.com/a/VVkXi)
(http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/English-Are-Language-300x229.png)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2013, 07:37:43 AM
(http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/English-Are-Language-300x229.png)
+1
(http://i.imgur.com/z65kRnL.jpg)
Someone in my neighborhood has been knitting scarves for trees, telephone poles and parking meters. I keep seeing more appearing each day. This is awesome.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/v6q06w.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/r2kujd.jpg)
http://gorightly.wordpress.com/2013/09/01/devil-girl-of-the-month-11/
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 31, 2013, 05:30:52 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on August 31, 2013, 12:40:52 AM
A couple shoops I did concerning the Miley Cyrus thing.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/GeneralCyruscopy_zps2edfb842.png)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/AmericaCyruscopy_zpsb8ffbab1.jpg)
:lulz:
:lulz: seconded
Quote from: Pæs on August 30, 2013, 10:59:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WEpu02H.jpg)
:mittens:
where is that image from?
Quote from: Cramulus on September 01, 2013, 11:38:27 PM
:mittens:
where is that image from?
I made it, while playing with the idea of an illustrated Society of the Spectacle. The background is just assorted images from imgur.
Quote from: McGrupp on September 01, 2013, 10:56:01 PM
Someone in my neighborhood has been knitting scarves for trees, telephone poles and parking meters. I keep seeing more appearing each day. This is awesome.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/v6q06w.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/r2kujd.jpg)
Hooray!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1175508_696272193736224_1898195680_n.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/91dd2a0687c19f8c84b551f69d8a4804/tumblr_mn4r5e1B5X1spvwooo1_500.png)
Well, have you, punk?
Quote from: Task on September 03, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/91dd2a0687c19f8c84b551f69d8a4804/tumblr_mn4r5e1B5X1spvwooo1_500.png)
Well, have you, punk?
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/q5ZCvUX.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 03, 2013, 05:40:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q5ZCvUX.jpg)
NO WAY! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9y1qr0qVp1r8x6rbo1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0376425d158b4493b3ad99914811f579/tumblr_msgwsqinEG1qzxozao1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3d92c721265bf1bd779923d65460ca0/tumblr_msiu0fimwF1rl1jado1_500.jpg)
Possible new emoticon?
(http://media.tumblr.com/72ff5609b5622c6e929e501cb8610176/tumblr_mkpwyxcGx51s67vyfo6_250.gif)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/9/4/12/enhanced-buzz-23248-1378313584-11.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/9/4/12/enhanced-buzz-12099-1378313610-23.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/9/4/12/enhanced-buzz-18302-1378313623-26.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/9/4/12/enhanced-buzz-18306-1378313644-17.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/9/4/13/enhanced-buzz-27185-1378314676-20.jpg)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/an-artist-mom-started-letting-her-four-year-old-daughter-fin (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/an-artist-mom-started-letting-her-four-year-old-daughter-fin)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/eb9a3f3541c00b23cd8ff80155d1c476/tumblr_mso2vfpI4k1roo64to1_500.jpg)
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Quote from: Cain on September 05, 2013, 08:54:22 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/a3bf7a85d807dab03e54432548d0734b/tumblr_inline_mso4ihqnIB1r25ej3.png)
I need to know who is responsible for this abomination, so they can be thrown out the airlock.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: What the fuck???
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f15bd92cbb910b42b684995c2d8ea3ee/tumblr_msm6e00A9X1rwwnylo1_400.gif)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b0de39509169d5ef4313cbde84852071/tumblr_msotk0QPVG1s1szpho1_400.gif)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/36ca82f15545c27845694b5e6f2f3ea7/tumblr_mo0tv1fqrd1rzefsbo1_500.png
EDIT: NSFW
DO THAT AGAIN, ASSHOLE. DO THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME. - Roger
Well, I guess I'm glad I'm not at work right now.
Yeah.
That's not exactly something you'd want your boss to pass by and see.
Good job, toejunk
Modded.
DO THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, ENKI. ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.
Oh is that Enki?
Typical of his shit brained sack of meat, controlled by wasp larvae to do.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 06, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
Oh is that Enki?
Typical of his shit brained sack of meat, controlled by wasp larvae to do.
Yes, he's taken to changing his name on a fairly regular basis.
And he's returned to posting pics that aren't funny, and mean nothing to anyone but himself.
Also, he still has yet to change his facial expression, despite your valiant attempt to help.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 06, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
Oh is that Enki?
Typical of his shit brained sack of meat, controlled by wasp larvae to do.
Yes, he's taken to changing his name on a fairly regular basis.
And he's returned to posting pics that aren't funny, and mean nothing to anyone but himself.
Also, he still has yet to change his facial expression, despite your valiant attempt to help.
I'm can only do what I can.
Some people just can't be helped.
and
fuck them.
I clicked on this and there were no pics. I feel misled.
This is for all those poor misled kindred spirits:
(http://i.imgur.com/be0afX2.jpg) (http://imgur.com/be0afX2)
He looks happy.
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's scientific fact that sloths are huge stoners. I mean, look at that guy.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/49d957119e70c246ca755cd895cdac8b/tumblr_mpdhfkzpU71qj1oc3o1_500.jpg)
I'd kill for his abs, but I'd have a hard time hiding the rest of him.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on September 07, 2013, 04:21:40 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/49d957119e70c246ca755cd895cdac8b/tumblr_mpdhfkzpU71qj1oc3o1_500.jpg)
I'd kill for his abs, but I'd have a hard time hiding the rest of him.
That is a DELICIOUS mindfuck.
Quote from: Facemeat on September 07, 2013, 06:29:10 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on September 07, 2013, 04:21:40 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/49d957119e70c246ca755cd895cdac8b/tumblr_mpdhfkzpU71qj1oc3o1_500.jpg)
I'd kill for his abs, but I'd have a hard time hiding the rest of him.
That is a DELICIOUS mindfuck.
Right?
"Oh...I bet you're just one of those
fake fangirls.."
:removes helmet:
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/SilentScream2.gif) (http://s197.photobucket.com/user/broodwitch/media/SilentScream2.gif.html)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 07, 2013, 04:04:45 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 07, 2013, 06:29:10 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on September 07, 2013, 04:21:40 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/49d957119e70c246ca755cd895cdac8b/tumblr_mpdhfkzpU71qj1oc3o1_500.jpg)
I'd kill for his abs, but I'd have a hard time hiding the rest of him.
That is a DELICIOUS mindfuck.
Right?
"Oh...I bet you're just one of those fake fangirls.."
:removes helmet:
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/SilentScream2.gif) (http://s197.photobucket.com/user/broodwitch/media/SilentScream2.gif.html)
Well, it wouldn't be an
incorrect statement... just not quite what they meant.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/4900fd680e5a008f9c2d55e15ebbdc41_zps1b43b033.jpg)
Quote from: Waffleman on September 07, 2013, 04:11:35 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/4900fd680e5a008f9c2d55e15ebbdc41_zps1b43b033.jpg)
OK, who is this Ken M? Have we had this conversation before? Because he is AMAZING. :lol:
N/M I found him. :lol:
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Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 09:01:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 05, 2013, 08:54:22 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/a3bf7a85d807dab03e54432548d0734b/tumblr_inline_mso4ihqnIB1r25ej3.png
I need to know who is responsible for this abomination, so they can be thrown out the airlock.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: What the fuck???
Zaeed Massani (http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Zaeed_Massani), badass Bioware character voiced by Robin Sachs, voice of many a badass through the history of television and video games. Not a grandpa and not foxy as far as the evidence shows. He does have unique skills at applied violence though, and some girls do like a bad boy. Even if half his face had to be grafted back on.
That's amazing!
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on September 07, 2013, 04:21:40 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/49d957119e70c246ca755cd895cdac8b/tumblr_mpdhfkzpU71qj1oc3o1_500.jpg)
I'd kill for his abs, but I'd have a hard time hiding the rest of him.
This guy needs to grow a full-on beard for that extra oomph.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/581a4d2868b42e905452b7dc9cbbd4a4/tumblr_msrxhwilpW1s2gg27o1_400.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a68e4902b439b8f7e4add5be9091387f/tumblr_mqjz0tj6w21qdlh1io1_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a442cba5fffc0387b8512210a8755bed/tumblr_msgo42EOd01s2gg27o1_250.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5ea513ebb3ce8f351a02e54225fa96a/tumblr_msgldkn1qH1s2gg27o1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f507fc7d4d2612d578311316ed3f208e/tumblr_msdc1dViqN1soircoo1_500.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/5810f5d6613dd1a08341bf493e729120/tumblr_inline_mssawlEGXX1qz4rgp.jpg)
Hello Kitty Gandalf! :lulz:
Weren't the 50's magical?
(http://www.imgur.com/KAINbIT.jpeg)
Imgur has been wonky, let me know if that's too big.
Quote from: Alty on September 09, 2013, 12:01:29 AM
Weren't the 50's magical?
(http://www.imgur.com/KAINbIT.jpeg)
Imgur has been wonky, let me know if that's too big.
Magical. o.o
(http://motifmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/femns_goodwife19551.jpg)
I'm pretty sure I'd have killed a motherfucker had I been born a woman any earlier than the 80s.
:lulz: Those are funny but I'm calling fake on both of them.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d59294e149db3719e0135716f5ab1be4/tumblr_mstv8fMkhC1ry46hlo1_500.gif)
Academic Tim Gunn (http://academictimgunn.tumblr.com)
apparently these are making the rounds amongst professors at harvard
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbee3ymc6m1rfp3efo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbedokmG3E1rfp3efo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/03d1e5f0622caf666633551b1c16e779/tumblr_msvf41xrlF1r35v94o1_400.jpg)
Soul Espirit, servant of the lord jesus christ
yep, it's a real book (http://www.amazon.com/Fractal-Trading-Soul-Esprit/dp/0984128174)
the author also wrote this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TrGpXJAXL._SY346_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/When-Illuminati-Crash-Stock-Market/dp/0984127909/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y)
that's the real question. Not Who or Why or How, but WHEN
Quote from: Facemeat on September 09, 2013, 01:04:58 AM
:lulz: Those are funny but I'm calling fake on both of them.
The last one in the good wife article is just a little too over the top.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/03d1e5f0622caf666633551b1c16e779/tumblr_msvf41xrlF1r35v94o1_400.jpg)
Soul Espirit, servant of the lord jesus christ
yep, it's a real book (http://www.amazon.com/Fractal-Trading-Soul-Esprit/dp/0984128174)
the author also wrote this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TrGpXJAXL._SY346_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/When-Illuminati-Crash-Stock-Market/dp/0984127909/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y)
that's the real question. Not Who or Why or How, but WHEN
FINALLY
Someone who can tell me how to make good financial decisions!
Sure, just do the opposite of this lot and you're probably good.
Why is the "When..." book not just a single page with a date? I'd buy that.
I listened to a solid 15 minutes of an interview with the guy (http://www.getperfectwisdom.org/)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
probably wouldn't do that again
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f71b946622fb507b0f4f56167678dcd/tumblr_msrdtqhyH51qbcporo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 10, 2013, 01:05:49 PM
I listened to a solid 15 minutes of an interview with the guy (http://www.getperfectwisdom.org/)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
probably wouldn't do that again
Who is that guy?
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/d311036f6768248d6f5ef8cb85959131_zps954a0ada.jpg)
(https://sphotos-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/s720x720/998119_590887007640889_1614724008_n.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7e16a575e1d4c89fdc7e3c8642a0bd87/tumblr_msbg8nAioe1qdeweao3_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed164120889836535d5d2401afd0cdab/tumblr_msbg8nAioe1qdeweao4_500.jpg)
I would watch both of those movies.
Hell yes.
Quote from: Facemeat on September 10, 2013, 07:02:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 10, 2013, 01:05:49 PM
I listened to a solid 15 minutes of an interview with the guy (http://www.getperfectwisdom.org/)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
probably wouldn't do that again
Who is that guy?
SOUL ESPRIT
SERVVVVVVVVVVVANT OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
Quote from: Cramulus on September 11, 2013, 02:09:20 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 10, 2013, 07:02:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 10, 2013, 01:05:49 PM
I listened to a solid 15 minutes of an interview with the guy (http://www.getperfectwisdom.org/)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/snH5tnY_M9w/hqdefault.jpg)
probably wouldn't do that again
Who is that guy?
SOUL ESPRIT
SERVVVVVVVVVVVANT OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/pwFHhJa.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8b17e7e65aced4fdf0893abf14443a61/tumblr_mmsjhxdAWw1ql2603o1_1280.jpg)
Living a comfortable middle class lifestyle is so hard. (http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/60392387302/buzzfeed-living-a-comfortable-middle-class)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6dcacd2e5e668b1ab27c03d9806aa54c/tumblr_mslvxf9rDG1qz581wo9_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/25069416523cde66829921c1b2b7c8b3/tumblr_mslvxf9rDG1qz581wo6_500.jpg)
more... (http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/60392387302/buzzfeed-living-a-comfortable-middle-class)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 11, 2013, 05:19:44 AM
Living a comfortable middle class lifestyle is so hard. (http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/60392387302/buzzfeed-living-a-comfortable-middle-class)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6dcacd2e5e668b1ab27c03d9806aa54c/tumblr_mslvxf9rDG1qz581wo9_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/25069416523cde66829921c1b2b7c8b3/tumblr_mslvxf9rDG1qz581wo6_500.jpg)
more... (http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/60392387302/buzzfeed-living-a-comfortable-middle-class)
:lulz:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d3c500e098efa020533b44b0a3e26ad/tumblr_mslvxf9rDG1qz581wo10_500.jpg)
Laughed so hard I cried. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lulz: that's a good one--I think I have an aunt who actually said that once....
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(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/9/3/19/enhanced-buzz-2802-1378250924-5.jpg)
I feel so bad for these poor, poor people.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/28/16/enhanced-buzz-8439-1367180399-5.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/28/16/enhanced-buzz-22868-1367179224-0.jpg)
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#sadwhitepeople
It's because MERCURY RETROGRADE.
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 09, 2013, 01:04:58 AM
:lulz: Those are funny but I'm calling fake on both of them.
Yeah. The second one had me up until the end, though. I can remember my grandma saying things like that, but "knows her place" and "master" are overkill. :lol:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1626df5a02ee888e891b4c7776c40330/tumblr_ml1l9qxOUz1qiaif5o1_400.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/93ef8b71c732091a32c33912348590d0/tumblr_ml1l9qxOUz1qiaif5o2_400.png)
Quote from: Waffleman on September 07, 2013, 04:11:35 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/4900fd680e5a008f9c2d55e15ebbdc41_zps1b43b033.jpg)
This is, incidentally, how we figure out the number of insects left to be described.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Kai on September 11, 2013, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 07, 2013, 04:11:35 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/4900fd680e5a008f9c2d55e15ebbdc41_zps1b43b033.jpg)
This is, incidentally, how we figure out the number of insects left to be described.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 11, 2013, 03:43:58 PM
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/93ef8b71c732091a32c33912348590d0/tumblr_ml1l9qxOUz1qiaif5o2_400.png)
Man I miss that show. :lol:
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that's hysterical!
LET'S DO THIS
(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/Bloo/183422879/image.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 10:38:45 PM
(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/Bloo/183422879/image.jpg)
That's a good one.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e85af09150b6fd818e77de56b4122751/tumblr_mpqzu782sT1qam8b5o1_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/yHh14Pt.jpg)
OHHHH HELL YES!
I've been looking for that pic to show to my dad FOREVER!
For uh....well..um no reason, really. :eek:
Quote from: Aucoq on September 11, 2013, 08:15:24 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 11, 2013, 03:43:58 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1626df5a02ee888e891b4c7776c40330/tumblr_ml1l9qxOUz1qiaif5o1_400.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/93ef8b71c732091a32c33912348590d0/tumblr_ml1l9qxOUz1qiaif5o2_400.png)
Man I miss that show. :lol:
The first episode was 20 years ago. I feel old now.
Also it was reverse Scooby Doo. Logical explanation found first then something totally off would be the answer.
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Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2013, 08:28:33 AM
More Ken M
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d51f15e2031319e743f0cf0d24b31b89/tumblr_mszdk4ddeB1qil3kvo1_500.png)
:lulz:
KING OF THE PEANUTS
I love Ken M.
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horsey-surprise-04.jpg)
turns out if you play infomercial fuckup scenes in reverse, they're even more hilarious
(http://i.imgur.com/RyLP8sx.gif)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 12, 2013, 06:37:39 PM
turns out if you play infomercial fuckup scenes in reverse, they're even more hilarious
(http://i.imgur.com/RyLP8sx.gif)
Tell me you have more.
not of infomercials, but here are some more reverse gifs
(http://i.imgur.com/Ka6MpDo.gif)
(http://i.minus.com/i9QExyG01Txzg.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/DuxtA8E.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/U6Q8x.gif)
and not in reverse, but great anyway
(http://i.imgur.com/cscut.gif)
The dog one is the best!
(http://i.imgur.com/9sFE10k.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcbdfa5c5ff9fe29d717e6bd38e3beda/tumblr_msq6tkr1f11qfjgi4o1_500.png)
If you have to mangle grammar, it's a piss-poor pun.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8346fefcfe2dc35f81ec81186b6a87c2/tumblr_msz22tGb9r1qzfebyo1_500.gif)
SWEET JESUS :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2013, 07:48:25 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8346fefcfe2dc35f81ec81186b6a87c2/tumblr_msz22tGb9r1qzfebyo1_500.gif)
Never forget. :aww:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x73pOVhw1qd2avdo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/227bc0deca3c2afcb76b8496ab8ae053/tumblr_mj24ghEi4G1qzgnzho1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9a72236c3bedc400a23650351ac1a38b/tumblr_mj24ghEi4G1qzgnzho2_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc560ea8fd1726a14ee9c8c271624c18/tumblr_mj24ghEi4G1qzgnzho3_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/n0uqWJF.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/QZ5Xj4h.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/L0hz5wv.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/IeOzGRZ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/fHctPOQ.png)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 12, 2013, 06:37:39 PM
turns out if you play infomercial fuckup scenes in reverse, they're even more hilarious
(http://i.imgur.com/RyLP8sx.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
She looks mortified over dropping that. :lulz:
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9b/cb/f0/9bcbf03bf77f4cf1ea3509c5da74f416.jpg)
Some things don't age well.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 13, 2013, 12:03:30 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/227bc0deca3c2afcb76b8496ab8ae053/tumblr_mj24ghEi4G1qzgnzho1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9a72236c3bedc400a23650351ac1a38b/tumblr_mj24ghEi4G1qzgnzho2_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc560ea8fd1726a14ee9c8c271624c18/tumblr_mj24ghEi4G1qzgnzho3_500.png)
:roflcake: i laughed so hard at some of those :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Lord's Prayer in Asian
Can a baby be born holding a taco
how do i tell my parents im black
am i being stalked by a bug
IS HITLER THE PHYSICALLY BIGGEST NAZI?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/89f0e2dab5db5d4080d382e2fc17a1d6/tumblr_mt1v0gLu0A1rw9dz1o1_r3_400.gif)
"Raiders of the Lost Twerk"
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
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"Raiders of the Lost Twerk"
Heeee!
god damn you tumblr
god damnnnn you straight to hellllllll
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4d3459aeebc5b6fba486e86c9b20f0f6/tumblr_mt10e50fpD1qehwz1o1_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2608aaa6aea7ec841535de130a883a5e/tumblr_mt10e50fpD1qehwz1o2_400.gif)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8711acbebc631ed22f928d39acba2013/tumblr_mt10e50fpD1qehwz1o4_500.gif)
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CRAM YOU DAMNULUS
:walken:
:lulz:
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It's not completely true about parrots though. It's not entirely ignorant mimicry. Some parrots do at least learn to use the right sounds in the right situations to produce the desired effects. "Hey I'm hungry" when it's hungry, or "let me out" when it wants out of its cage. It may not really be learning human language but it's got the general idea.
You forgot the [/requia] tab there, V3X.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 13, 2013, 05:01:45 PM
You forgot the [/requia] tab there, V3X.
THIS PEDANTRY UPSETS ME IN A NUMBER OF WAYS.
Quote from: V3X on September 13, 2013, 04:43:35 PM
It's not completely true about parrots though. It's not entirely ignorant mimicry. Some parrots do at least learn to use the right sounds in the right situations to produce the desired effects. "Hey I'm hungry" when it's hungry, or "let me out" when it wants out of its cage. It may not really be learning human language but it's got the general idea.
Alex was pretty impressive, when he learned colors and how to count to three. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzPiTwDE0bE)
Making some reverse infomercial gifs...
(http://i.imgur.com/1louE6p.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/7cz5auJ.gif)
What's happening?? I gotta get out of here!
(http://i.imgur.com/i3cWapG.gif)
It's okay Timmy, we can just shave that hair right back on
(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1185044_703190404308_666872097_n.jpg)
Quote from: What The Fox Say on September 14, 2013, 05:05:39 PM
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:lulz:
(https://www.diigo.com/item/p/qbqspaszbqssbsacazbbdsqcpd/b31dad4e32fb397b0cd148c9a46fb631)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kIjBAc3YGd8/TzH9FbH6GJI/AAAAAAAAAsg/xFeGhTM37XM/s1600/organic_cigarettes.jpg)
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(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002779739/drugs-81640818490_xlarge.jpeg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8kc8hyXW1r3y9iyo1_500.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6210231552/h9A1E88DF/)
(http://img.pandawhale.com/41877-shoes-with-teeth-and-tongues-g-Mn1b.gif)
(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/MaiyaMayhem/164614625/image.jpg)
Stealing that last one for the International Juggalo Erotic Fiction Association. :lol:
International Juggalo Erotic Fiction Association? O.o
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 14, 2013, 09:59:42 PM
International Juggalo Erotic Fiction Association? O.o
https://www.facebook.com/groups/eroticjuggalo/
Quote from: Cain on September 14, 2013, 10:31:23 PM
I just want to remind everyone that this actually happened
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69815000/jpg/_69815966_britney-and-justin-crop.jpg)
What in the hell am I looking at?
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3457bbb012cc4ce72fcec3b32e94aaf0/tumblr_mt3cnxh7XA1rbybt8o1_400.jpg)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5023a89571b7c6ac09c2e0943ec8df9a/tumblr_mr8r8mDlLr1snikm3o2_500.jpg)
(http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/KGrHqVnUFGmnr-JYDBRwI8H1Lw60_3.jpg)
:horrormirth:
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/91ca0f4539b9af30c1bd10dac1eec796/tumblr_mhhytf9cOQ1rl43cyo1_1280.png)
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(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/GleeNorto/183959787/tongue_medium.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kCNMKAn.jpg)
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Quote from: Waffleman on September 18, 2013, 01:06:13 AM
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:lulz:
Quote from: Waffleman on September 18, 2013, 01:06:13 AM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/2494d530fd52f86e3cc727bf55e0044d_zps36950b9a.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7f1b631df940bb259c638db2c3a019c7/tumblr_mt2hx3FKwZ1rjcfxro1_400.gif)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 18, 2013, 12:06:17 PM
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:mittens:
I thought you'd appreciate that :-)
It's brilliant!
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/e9/cd/6a/e9cd6ad0138b723178c58c49c56740b9.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2bf2bf791614faa27fec07d78d67317d/tumblr_mtckpgqewH1rkon2jo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 19, 2013, 02:32:06 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2bf2bf791614faa27fec07d78d67317d/tumblr_mtckpgqewH1rkon2jo1_500.jpg)
:golfclap:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 19, 2013, 02:32:06 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2bf2bf791614faa27fec07d78d67317d/tumblr_mtckpgqewH1rkon2jo1_500.jpg)
:lulz:
When my people are in power, you won't be pulling any more shenanigans like that if you know what's good for you!
Lemon Party 2016!
I smell potential here.
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 19, 2013, 05:29:38 AM
When my people are in power, you won't be pulling any more shenanigans like that if you know what's good for you!
Lemon Party 2016!
:lulz:
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 19, 2013, 09:14:56 AM
I smell potential here.
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 19, 2013, 05:29:38 AM
When my people are in power, you won't be pulling any more shenanigans like that if you know what's good for you!
Lemon Party 2016!
:lulz:
There are definitely many lails to be had with fake election signs.
I've thought about doing ones with fake candidates for fictitious local offices. Funny name, funny name for a public office, you get the idea.
I've been trying to think of something that you could use 1man1jar with.
If it wasn't likely to look shitty, I'd run a couple of copies of the meatspin one off at A0.
(http://www.dailygrail.com/sites/dailygrail.com/files/imagecache/BlogImage-Large/storyimages/captain-america.jpg)
QuoteMilitary Times also posted its own image of Welsh, who was talking at the Air Force Association's Annual Air & Space Conference and Technology Exposition.
Consequently, a few commenters on the Instagram account called the mask "creepy" and noted that "the regs" (regulations) probably don't allow for masks in uniform.
Military Times reported: "Pointing to the 'A,' he said, 'A is for Airpower.'"
To the contrary though, Business Insider's own Paul Szoldra rightly noted that Captain America was in the Army, not the Air Force.
"Creepy" or not, generals of his rank can do stuff like this.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 19, 2013, 12:24:25 PM
(http://www.dailygrail.com/sites/dailygrail.com/files/imagecache/BlogImage-Large/storyimages/captain-america.jpg)
QuoteMilitary Times also posted its own image of Welsh, who was talking at the Air Force Association's Annual Air & Space Conference and Technology Exposition.
Consequently, a few commenters on the Instagram account called the mask "creepy" and noted that "the regs" (regulations) probably don't allow for masks in uniform.
Military Times reported: "Pointing to the 'A,' he said, 'A is for Airpower.'"
To the contrary though, Business Insider's own Paul Szoldra rightly noted that Captain America was in the Army, not the Air Force.
"Creepy" or not, generals of his rank can do stuff like this.
Heh, that general is a funny guy.
(http://i.imgur.com/tXyXg9m.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1Uirw.png)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 19, 2013, 05:55:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1Uirw.png)
It's truly a beautiful language we're marring. :sad:
Quote from: Cramulus on September 19, 2013, 05:55:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1Uirw.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I need to find opportunities to use this.
Oh yes, I just though of one! BRB.
(http://i.imgur.com/kJt0ENP.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/0vXYU5b.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rapW5Pr.gif)
NSFW (http://imgur.com/r/davidtennant/QUKWy)
source (http://imgur.com/gallery/7F1ik)
I take it he's a grower, not a shower.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7bb959cb64da640c99845f754ef4f2c/tumblr_mtdcfvKwmz1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqney5Z5i1qelchxo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/049fc50c24c704fe9526d7e7e80fe4c2/tumblr_mqklsqEtjB1qeyt56o1_500.png)
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/G/Gz/fark_GzFoHeKlr4plghKb-vGRAgdb404.png?t=rS8KRZHH3CEgmwkOG3Q3Wg&f=1379908800)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a21f7c836d38a8dd53a7c8895842f86/tumblr_mhvir7vlT71qh4sdbo1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8896a2cf1a3193c401a1db6bfd03bbb/tumblr_mhvir7vlT71qh4sdbo2_500.png)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 20, 2013, 07:09:12 AM
(https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1238725_718348701523930_467875171_n.png)
:lulz: I love this.
heh, we caught this very poorly phrased test question just before it went live
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e71e92a51b55b2df3db07f11715ce1b/tumblr_mtfl55zxQD1roo64to1_1280.png)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2013, 04:47:14 PM
heh, we caught this very poorly phrased test question just before it went live
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e71e92a51b55b2df3db07f11715ce1b/tumblr_mtfl55zxQD1roo64to1_1280.png)
Oh my god.
:facepalm:
It took me a minute to even figure out what the correct answer was, and why.
She can fix it
if she can stop Antonio Banderas from cutting all the wires!
this question was written by a freelancer, who kind of sucks. She's written a ton of content we've had to re-write, such as this :
My mom's new _____ is cool! It can hold as much data as her old laptop.
a) tablet
b) cell phone
c) smart phone
d) laptop
turns out the answer was Tablet?
here's another winner:
"I don't want to stay home tonight. __________."
possible answers:
a) That sounds good.
b) It's really cool.
c) That's cool.
d) Let's do something.
Originally, the answer was "that's cool".
we need a new freelancer
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
She can fix it
if she can stop Antonio Banderas from cutting all the wires!
this question was written by a freelancer, who kind of sucks. She's written a ton of content we've had to re-write, such as this :
My mom's new _____ is cool! It can hold as much data as her old laptop.
a) tablet
b) cell phone
c) smart phone
d) laptop
turns out the answer was Tablet?
here's another winner:
"I don't want to stay home tonight. __________."
possible answers:
a) That sounds good.
b) It's really cool.
c) That's cool.
d) Let's do something.
Originally, the answer was "that's cool".
we need a new freelancer
:lulz: Oh my god, those are amazing!
It's clear that the dude can't fix the computer, at least. After all, he is cutting the power supply wires with wire cutters without opening the case.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/952adffff2cf6da94fa69b572b8533b0/tumblr_mte708q0Wl1rnppboo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2013, 05:05:16 PM
Your freelancer is pretty amazing.
It's a shame the school firewall prevents me from using IRC anymore, because I need to hear more stories of amazing incompetence.
ah, is that where you went? bummer!
have you tried the mibbit web client? That's how I get through the work firewall.
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You could try the ssl connection on port 7029
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/91f463c1806dcff165fb107602035b9b/tumblr_msurjloh7A1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg)
http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d74d04532bca559b0c7cacdc0e79ec4/tumblr_mth8o8PfTe1qa02hoo1_500.jpg)
http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comics_en/rat-park/ an interesting comic on addiction. I'm sure there are baises but it provides an interesting perspective.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 21, 2013, 07:02:30 PM
http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comics_en/rat-park/ an interesting comic on addiction. I'm sure there are baises but it provides an interesting perspective.
That was really good, and is well-supported currently by Cacioppo's loneliness research, as well as historically by Durkheim's explorations of anomie. We are social creatures by nature, and deprivation of social connection leads to a variety of pathologies.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 21, 2013, 07:02:30 PM
http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comics_en/rat-park/ an interesting comic on addiction. I'm sure there are baises but it provides an interesting perspective.
That was truly excellent.
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 21, 2013, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 21, 2013, 07:02:30 PM
http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comics_en/rat-park/ an interesting comic on addiction. I'm sure there are baises but it provides an interesting perspective.
That was really good, and is well-supported currently by Cacioppo's loneliness research, as well as historically by Durkheim's explorations of anomie. We are social creatures by nature, and deprivation of social connection leads to a variety of pathologies.
oooo I wasn't aware of that other research, thanks
(http://www.segabg.com/pic/11241/664474-l.jpg)
The sign says "I shit on your government" lol
Click to make bigger...
(http://i.imgur.com/ylGdaGn.jpg)
Is there something funny about it? :?
This is like convincing people to put their phones in the microwave for a minute to recharge the battery, isn't it?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 22, 2013, 04:16:44 PM
This is like convincing people to put their phones in the microwave for a minute to recharge the battery, isn't it?
Ding!
:? Even if it did have a smart shut-off, that wouldn't really be "waterproofing" anyway.
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Xq_9c2dgT6E/UeTXqBVO3ZI/AAAAAAAAOG4/FQnqRg40r4k/w346-h423/IMG_1172.JPG)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MNCkVRx2wu8/Uj0O2ST16zI/AAAAAAAAVBI/UeEFma0z45E/w346-h518/13+-+1)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/69964c12737c16fe246c1ed69e7b3f43/tumblr_mpn3pkAuo51qbpbkmo1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5df9865fb3c84a4730eb51597029bcf/tumblr_mtj9lhSIGz1qewacoo1_r4_500.jpg)
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 22, 2013, 05:47:40 PM
:? Even if it did have a smart shut-off, that wouldn't really be "waterproofing" anyway.
:evil: Exactly.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 22, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 22, 2013, 05:47:40 PM
:? Even if it did have a smart shut-off, that wouldn't really be "waterproofing" anyway.
:evil: Exactly.
Sounds like normal marketing to me, if this is fake all it does is change the fraction of waterdamaged iphones from 1 in a few million to 2 in a few million.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 22, 2013, 06:17:36 PM
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This has worked surprisingly well. I encourage others to make their own and insert a phone number of choice. It's worth it.
Quote from: :regret: on September 23, 2013, 09:09:13 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 22, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 22, 2013, 05:47:40 PM
:? Even if it did have a smart shut-off, that wouldn't really be "waterproofing" anyway.
:evil: Exactly.
Sounds like normal marketing to me, if this is fake all it does is change the fraction of waterdamaged iphones from 1 in a few million to 2 in a few million.
Burns,
Trolled himself this weekend.
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 23, 2013, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 22, 2013, 06:17:36 PM
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This has worked surprisingly well. I encourage others to make their own and insert a phone number of choice. It's worth it.
:lulz:
another reverse gif I made
(http://i.imgur.com/REYaRzZ.gif)
Pics at link, squid!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428971/Is-beautiful-squid-world-Underwater-photographers-incredible-pictures-capture-amazing-colours-bobtail-squid.html
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3782fdadd455d8b63f22fd088639f0ba/tumblr_mtj6g5VCyx1qlvgj8o1_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/15e57c894d5d1abdd89974e58c8dca0d/tumblr_mt1fxiESEl1rpj8tgo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:36:05 PM
Pics at link, squid!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428971/Is-beautiful-squid-world-Underwater-photographers-incredible-pictures-capture-amazing-colours-bobtail-squid.html
My people!
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:36:05 PM
Pics at link, squid!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2428971/Is-beautiful-squid-world-Underwater-photographers-incredible-pictures-capture-amazing-colours-bobtail-squid.html
This bitch is MAGNIFICENT!!
(http://i.imgur.com/th1I8YG.jpg)
Wu Tang.... flan
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 24, 2013, 07:35:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/th1I8YG.jpg)
Wu Tang.... flan
Aint nothing to fuck wit'
:lulz:
Totally thought it was a malformed batflan.
Made this to put on a shirt.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CoexistDumbasscopy_zpsf97426ad.gif)
I like it. Kind of want to flesh it out to a complete font. Could be fun/useful.
Finding a half-assed decent 'B' was a pain. I finally had to settle for a sideways Star Wars Rebel Alliance insignia. I didn't want to use religious symbols to spell "dumbass", so I used non-religious things that people put faith in -- superstition, political ideology, money, science fiction movies, etc...
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 24, 2013, 08:19:15 PM
Finding a half-assed decent 'B' was a pain. I finally had to settle for a sideways Star Wars Rebel Alliance insignia. I didn't want to use religious symbols to spell "dumbass", so I used non-religious things that people put faith in -- superstition, political ideology, money, science fiction movies, etc...
V3X,
Not getting the joke since 1981.
I guess some people might consider astrology to be part off their religion, as do some Star Wars fans.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2013, 03:14:21 PM
another reverse gif I made
(http://i.imgur.com/REYaRzZ.gif)
Kinda looks like she is breakdancing, needs some old-school hip-hop.
(http://i.imgur.com/OFEg9.gif)
What happens when you microwave the cellphone to recharge it or dry it out after the waterproofing feature doesn't work.
Woah. :eek:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 25, 2013, 01:36:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OFEg9.gif)
What happens when you microwave the cellphone to recharge it or dry it out after the waterproofing feature doesn't work.
BEWARE I LIVE!!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/66472e6f5993c09dbb29a0c25fa2d90f/tumblr_mt4fq09QmI1svqu8co1_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkyr46qeuv1qcb5fko1_250.gif)
(https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/531958_563542847026084_1320409008_n.jpg)
:lol:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ad4544a40617a7a8b6925530772aa52e/tumblr_mtd9emWxXU1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 25, 2013, 01:36:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OFEg9.gif)
What happens when you microwave the cellphone to recharge it or dry it out after the waterproofing feature doesn't work.
:lulz:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/de7c6cb50f12fe12aa83642361989e88/tumblr_mjxptpK7tU1r23ocpo1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/abe2972b8f486f79da173dbc511b7289/tumblr_mtqloeDuwL1qb5xxvo1_r1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on September 26, 2013, 03:34:47 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/de7c6cb50f12fe12aa83642361989e88/tumblr_mjxptpK7tU1r23ocpo1_500.png)
Yes!
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Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on September 25, 2013, 12:39:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2013, 03:14:21 PM
another reverse gif I made
(http://i.imgur.com/REYaRzZ.gif)
Kinda looks like she is breakdancing, needs some old-school hip-hop replacement
ftfy
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/guilt.jpg)
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/tower.jpg)
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/bleak.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 30, 2013, 02:22:26 AM
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/guilt.jpg)
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/tower.jpg)
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/bleak.jpg)
Yep
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7f3d4af3182e890bde87cfb542f301c3/tumblr_mtynxqplt81rhegcjo1_500.png)
made from a frame of Boy Meets World
(http://media.yourdailymedia.com/4/mg21929360.100-1_1200_.jpg)Linky (http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/terrifying-lake-turns-birds-into-statues/)
(http://somethingpositive.net/sp10012013.png)
My favorite tumblr right now is The Exercist, which seeks to dismantle a lot of the fitness dickery out there with cold, hard reason.
This came from a tiff over there, somebody needs to introduce The Exercist to the glory of :horrormirth: , cuz that's what I'm getting here:
(http://www.imgur.com/cZ3bwUm.jpeg)
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Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2013, 06:58:05 AM
All of those "motivational" posters for exercise become infinitely funnier when you imagine they're about alcohol.
Especially that one.
:potd:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2013, 06:58:05 AM
All of those "motivational" posters for exercise become infinitely funnier when you imagine they're about alcohol.
Especially that one.
Right?Thank you.
I mean, I fucking love reasonable fitness buuuut I laugh every time I see that!
(http://i.imgur.com/A5cRrl.png)
Quote from: Alty on October 04, 2013, 01:56:14 AM
My favorite tumblr right now is The Exercist, which seeks to dismantle a lot of the fitness dickery out there with cold, hard reason.
This came from a tiff over there, somebody needs to introduce The Exercist to the glory of :horrormirth: , cuz that's what I'm getting here:
(http://www.imgur.com/cZ3bwUm.jpeg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
HAIL
ERIS
!11!!!111!!
(http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA5LzI0LzJmL21pbGV5MjMuMDdkMmQuZ2lmCnAJdGh1bWIJODUweDU5MD4KZQlqcGc/35709e65/75f/miley23.jpg)
(http://www.coorslight.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/miley-cyrus-23-video-600x337.jpg)
(http://kissthemgoodbye.net/miscellaneous/albums/23miley/23_MILEY_CYRUS_KISSTHEMGOODBYE_NET_0648.jpg)
(http://i1.cdnds.net/13/35/618x672/miley-cyrus-23-2.jpg)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa68f94de8009eb65144c0bda37a441d/tumblr_mu6e27oNgn1rwkpa6o1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rIk25Qo.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKiQp-RB0Yw)
(http://i.imgur.com/pEpRff4.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/dsGjG2H.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/KstY8jc.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kchMSpp.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/cHKQw7e.jpg)
http://imgur.com/gallery/Sl5n7
Guy buys thrift store paintings and adds monsters to them.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 06, 2013, 08:20:15 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/Sl5n7
Guy buys thrift store paintings and adds monsters to them.
That is so awesome.
Whoa, nice.
Cool mural too.
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1377238_654763821256360_1220989814_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mDASYiu.jpg)
Holy shit.
http://imgur.com/a/KLrw0
WOW.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 08, 2013, 04:08:18 AM
Holy shit.
http://imgur.com/a/KLrw0
WOW.
Absolutely amazing. Beautiful.
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a71bc1f2e59aa4e338788cc7f3cd9139/tumblr_mt1kimOT8g1qz8uh4o1_500.jpg)
(via cram's blag)
I like that. Did Cram make it?
I don't think so. It's got like a hundred thousand notes.
(https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1383373_448293081954887_501866536_n.jpg)
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 09, 2013, 06:26:41 AM
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<3
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/16ef3526ede8b1cca2f880f05b960c3b/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo2_250.png)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fda7cf2de608525cd4d116364699b95b/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo7_250.png)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/45c70c23d92e8797d1de1e6a58bef453/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo6_250.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f05f14c4c564082831150f37cc7b471/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo4_250.png)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e4a9052a15528949706e9a941962089a/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo8_250.png)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/181fbab8795cd4746f3db2fec7c427cd/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo5_250.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a1284ad3e3173d5f26eb98108893fde/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo9_250.png)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3c7dbfc586f2e9107f8c4503a9c1e97/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo3_250.png)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ac446a53a205cfd896cee03bc9686cf/tumblr_mu9gbymLd31simfbvo1_250.png)
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p526x296/1383210_767822709913851_1197708302_n.jpg)
That last one is genius.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1642724ace61d943ca08871c0b77d49e/tumblr_mug9emt3Mo1rb0jvjo1_500.png)
Halt, Bear Cavalry - you're doing it wrong :argh!:
Bear-Back Riding.
(http://i.imgur.com/ARH2zXX.jpg)
Facebook, just when I've given up all hope you do this to me....damn you, FB, damn you...
:lulz:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 10, 2013, 05:35:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ARH2zXX.jpg)
Facebook, just when I've given up all hope you do this to me....damn you, FB, damn you...
:spittake:
Literally - my laptop now has beer over it :argh!:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac955188d40c2cec67d351a027e9e733/tumblr_msj7pzXy8O1r03eaxo1_400.gif)
Someone apparently thought this was good commercial material.
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Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 07:20:41 PM
Is that a Windows 9 launch party? Because pretty much only Microsoft could be that lame.
Yeah, at least the Burger King version implied some sort of deranged desperation.
This was just lame.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 07:19:23 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac955188d40c2cec67d351a027e9e733/tumblr_msj7pzXy8O1r03eaxo1_400.gif)
Someone apparently thought this was good commercial material.
It's from an Incredible Crew music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ4FWWnqrvU).
It's a show on Cartoon Network.
This whole page just made me lose my shit.
In different ways, no less.
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Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 08:21:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 07:20:41 PM
Is that a Windows 9 launch party? Because pretty much only Microsoft could be that lame.
Yeah, at least the Burger King version implied some sort of deranged desperation.
This was just lame.
You know what would complete it, though?
Twerking.
I thought that was covered by the mom making handjob motions at the son.
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b8ae4bc947d3130c2b82ba7793c3402/tumblr_mugq31eRYy1qzcv7no4_500.jpg)
Quote from: Sita on October 10, 2013, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 07:19:23 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac955188d40c2cec67d351a027e9e733/tumblr_msj7pzXy8O1r03eaxo1_400.gif)
Someone apparently thought this was good commercial material.
It's from an Incredible Crew music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ4FWWnqrvU).
It's a show on Cartoon Network.
WHATCHOO COOKIN, MOMS?
(http://i.imgur.com/8XJVQ8p.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 08:21:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 07:20:41 PM
Is that a Windows 9 launch party? Because pretty much only Microsoft could be that lame.
Yeah, at least the Burger King version implied some sort of deranged desperation.
This was just lame.
You know what would complete it, though?
Twerking.
I thought that was covered by the mom making handjob motions at the son.
I was so transfixed by her Tom Cruise-like manic facial expression, that I totally missed the handjob motions the first time around. :lol:
Quote from: stelz on October 12, 2013, 02:29:39 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 08:21:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2013, 07:20:41 PM
Is that a Windows 9 launch party? Because pretty much only Microsoft could be that lame.
Yeah, at least the Burger King version implied some sort of deranged desperation.
This was just lame.
You know what would complete it, though?
Twerking.
I thought that was covered by the mom making handjob motions at the son.
I was so transfixed by her Tom Cruise-like manic facial expression, that I totally missed the handjob motions the first time around. :lol:
I am a Holy Manâ„¢, I notice this sort of shit.
So YOU don't have to.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 12, 2013, 03:03:39 AM
So YOU don't have to.
I'll remember that next time.
Because I went back and LOOKED. :horrormirth:
(http://paradise.gen.nz/~simeon/lj/kitten_shoggoth.gif)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 12, 2013, 07:01:50 PM
(http://paradise.gen.nz/~simeon/lj/kitten_shoggoth.gif)
What is wrong with you?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 12, 2013, 07:01:50 PM
(http://paradise.gen.nz/~simeon/lj/kitten_shoggoth.gif)
That is amazing! :lulz:
(http://opmanning.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/fawkes_thumb.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/92035a627c943076558dc722a5084003/tumblr_msb9865FE81qhtknmo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e00b71ccdae1b47faad2b9c988373e14/tumblr_muduqhYX1b1r1dqpyo2_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/cda2dfde1c092151652b177d0f3f6fe8/tumblr_mtnjiuGWt51qmxhobo1_r1_500.gif)
(http://www.viruscomix.com/notfunnyagain.jpg)
(http://personal.psu.edu/users/b/x/bxs5142/documents/handegg.jpg)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/17df83b1a5cbc9808f49ee64243f262b/tumblr_mtwht7vqHW1s71q1zo1_400.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4f84b57b0e0e30ee1bc7057c0cc210f/tumblr_mtngddhyDJ1qzfsnio3_400.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a0932d120af92746cc2548f81e540dd/tumblr_mu9eghPjW21s2jikwo2_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b1a17aa581d636d9265a064439e0e8f/tumblr_mj57xrbQpu1qewacoo1_500.png)
(http://nowiknow.com/wp-content/uploads/Screen-Shot-2013-10-12-at-11.04.57-PM.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f26bb4150a13d2be11d80d85546c00ca/tumblr_mulbf77bF91s71q1zo1_r1_1280.png)
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 16, 2013, 02:31:18 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f26bb4150a13d2be11d80d85546c00ca/tumblr_mulbf77bF91s71q1zo1_r1_1280.png)
:lulz: <3 that.
Also I'm very happy to see that "weird" comic again...especially after someone recently called me weird. I asked her if she felt that 'normal' was better. she didn't answer :P
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 16, 2013, 02:41:26 AM
Also I'm very happy to see that "weird" comic again...especially after someone recently called me weird. I asked her if she felt that 'normal' was better. she didn't answer :P
My standard response is a casual "get over it".
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 16, 2013, 02:41:26 AM
Also I'm very happy to see that "weird" comic again...especially after someone recently called me weird. I asked her if she felt that 'normal' was better. she didn't answer :P
My standard response is a casual "get over it".
Short and sweet :)
http://100autobiographies.tumblr.com/
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d490567791ec1524a01520436db5efd1/tumblr_mpqf233ctC1syxd0eo1_1280.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/946396_552418871512487_1670846468_n.jpg)
:lulz:
http://imgur.com/a/gsnka
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/Y/Yk/fark_Yk4hsRK1bxMNRK9UUC1cgb1RuHI.jpg?t=eZTUAy_S5W3miK1irl-0Mw&f=1382328000)
:lulz:
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q79/s720x720/1382083_10151758349249370_903375192_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MjuZsFV.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 20, 2013, 04:31:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MjuZsFV.jpg)
I'm surprised by the wallscrolls. I'm not surprised by the pillows.
(http://i.imgur.com/hx7fC7t.jpg)
:lulz: Now that song is stuck in my head. With Kermit singing.
(http://i.imgur.com/KXgke97.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/718f943f6146444d2f4f4dc111326847/tumblr_muz8h3tt5y1sannnio1_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/RyR1bWe.jpg?1)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 21, 2013, 11:55:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RyR1bWe.jpg?1)
This got a large guffaw from me. :lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1379376_10153349477505268_1870588612_n.jpg)
(http://mightygodking.com/images/fantasy/firstfive.jpg)
(http://mightygodking.com/images/fantasy/marysue.jpg)
(http://mightygodking.com/images/fantasy/fuckknights.jpg)
(http://mightygodking.com/images/fantasy/conanlibertarian.jpg)
My fiancee would like that last one.
Quote from: What's New Wildebeest? on October 22, 2013, 12:22:57 AM
My fiancee would like that last one.
This one? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c4549f524159154a1a62d5b3a772017/tumblr_muztnrSuhC1qlxo8io1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/92dtnIE.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb0681713936b617bc3d3ac099dbaee7/tumblr_muqkczkYBi1s0aezvo1_1280.png)
...
(http://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMTIvMDgvMjFfMjJfMjNfMzE4XzE3NjU5N19fVU5PUFRfX3N1Z2dlc3RpdmVfcmVhY3Rpb25faW1hZ2VfYnJvbnlfYnJvbnlfc3RlcmVvdHlwZV9jaGVhdG9zIl1d/176597__twilight-sparkle_rainbow-dash_pinkie-pie_rarity_applejack_suggestive_grotesque_fat_reaction-image_poster_computer_brony_brush_soda_can_fat-human_brony-stereotype_cheatos.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/56593eac2f2439da524dd925dc316982/tumblr_mv1jufBoso1rujey2o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on October 22, 2013, 12:38:37 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/56593eac2f2439da524dd925dc316982/tumblr_mv1jufBoso1rujey2o1_500.jpg)
I uh... I want one of these.
For snuggling.
Pocket owlspider!
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s526x296/1381519_10151977118173923_3881797_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p370x247/1382392_174637972740006_1936591497_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6fkex01.gif)
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/998748_255618721258406_1942771353_n.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 22, 2013, 10:54:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6fkex01.gif)
:lulz: Betty White improves EVERYTHING.
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 02:29:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 22, 2013, 10:54:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6fkex01.gif)
:lulz: Betty White improves EVERYTHING.
I don't know if I like this or the fish-slappy one more. :P
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on October 22, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p370x247/1382392_174637972740006_1936591497_n.jpg)
I don't get this.
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Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
Well played by the Atheist and Surrealists.
Thanks for the explanation.
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
It's different when you poke at pagans becuase, um...
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
um what? a group of surrealists and atheists retaliated to being compared to genocidal assholes by making fun of atheism and that is attacking rabid Christians?
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 23, 2013, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
It's different when you poke at pagans becuase, um...
Because as a Discordian I technically AM one. You clearly haven't been paying attention to those trolls. :lol: I hate Internet Pagans because they're fascist status-seeking shitbeans, not because of their beliefs, even when those beliefs are irredeemably stupid.
Quote from: Don Nigel on October 23, 2013, 05:20:57 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
um what? a group of surrealists and atheists retaliated to being compared to genocidal assholes by making fun of atheism and that is attacking rabid Christians?
Did you miss the first line? They were looking to provoke retaliation. Looking for a fight, found one. That's what I dislike about that sort.
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 05:26:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 23, 2013, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
It's different when you poke at pagans becuase, um...
Because as a Discordian I technically AM one. You clearly haven't been paying attention to those trolls. :lol: I hate Internet Pagans because they're fascist status-seeking shitbeans, not because of their beliefs, even when those beliefs are irredeemably stupid.
I'm not dismissive of all of Paganism as being stupid and beneath me because I'm smarter and better than they are, either. Because there are some completely decent intelligent Pagan sorts that I like and respect a great deal. Internet Pagans are just usually authoritarian pricks and easy to fuck with. Note that I never go into a forum with "PAGANS ARE IDYUTS"; rather, I go in as a Pagan and let the authoritarian pricks expose themselves through their attempts to control what I'm allowed to believe or say.
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 05:26:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 23, 2013, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
It's different when you poke at pagans becuase, um...
Because as a Discordian I technically AM one. You clearly haven't been paying attention to those trolls. :lol: I hate Internet Pagans because they're fascist status-seeking shitbeans, not because of their beliefs, even when those beliefs are irredeemably stupid.
Yeah, never had the patience for that kind of persistent trolling you guys do :)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/820A36A6-C4F2-4762-8824-521E06E6752E-6737-00000DEF3885785D_zpsa2e717cd.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2013, 05:57:20 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/820A36A6-C4F2-4762-8824-521E06E6752E-6737-00000DEF3885785D_zpsa2e717cd.jpg)
Oh that reminds me I just found out about this band called Lady Lamb the Beekeeper and I'm super into it right now. Check em out, homeboy.
:wink:
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
Yeah it started out with a dick move, and then the predictable response came. I really like the response to the response though.
Quote from: :regret: on October 23, 2013, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:00:30 AM
Atheists did a series of memes along the lines of "this is what Christians actually believe", with nonsensical Bible quotes.
Christians responded by posting swastikas and picturs of genocide and satan with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them.
Atheists and surrealists retaliated with nonsensical pictures with "this is what atheists actually believe" on them, to mock Christians.
More of why I don't much like atheists and refuse to call myself one. They're all backlash and no substance; monkeys out to find an enemy, and not much more.
"Let's poke at Christians! Poke poke poke
EEK EEK OOOK OOK THEY RESPONDED DO IT MORE!"
Yeah it started out with a dick move, and then the predictable response came. I really like the response to the response though.
The response to the response is hilarious and probably the only redeeming thing about the ridiculousness of warring tribes.
(http://i.imgur.com/HuC429a.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/613bd51c357cf1f1620a3195c2c29c87/tumblr_mv4t09fiSV1qaityko1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HuC429a.jpg)
The fact that this exists must also mean someone has tried it, or will eventually. At least, I hope so.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HuC429a.jpg)
"D'ythink jalapeno
poppers would work? 'Cause shit, I got a whole bag in the freezer."
/
:mullet:
Quote from: Alty on October 24, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HuC429a.jpg)
"D'ythink jalapeno poppers would work? 'Cause shit, I got a whole bag in the freezer."
/
:mullet:
Make sure you cook them as directed. Microwave for 15 minutes or oven at 400 for 30 and don't forget to preheat.
And then fuck the EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT.
KEEP FUCKING THAT JALAPENO POPPER
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 24, 2013, 03:13:36 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 24, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HuC429a.jpg)
"D'ythink jalapeno poppers would work? 'Cause shit, I got a whole bag in the freezer."
/
:mullet:
Make sure you cook them as directed. Microwave for 15 minutes or oven at 400 for 30 and don't forget to preheat.
That's hot.
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Quote from: Cain on October 24, 2013, 02:24:15 PM
Nature, fuck yeah
(http://i.imgur.com/f14miWx.gif)
Someone really ought to redo that Jalapeno thing with one of those :evil:
Quote from: Alty on October 24, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HuC429a.jpg)
"D'ythink jalapeno poppers would work? 'Cause shit, I got a whole bag in the freezer."
/
:mullet:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8be50a13be6fdf3f5f5a91dd1ccad7f2/tumblr_mv4gpmFYxp1s5la0so1_500.gif)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 24, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 24, 2013, 02:24:15 PM
Nature, fuck yeah
(http://i.imgur.com/f14miWx.gif)
Someone really ought to redo that Jalapeno thing with one of those :evil:
Cheers!
(http://i.imgur.com/L3OiYb2.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Dat shark gill :fap:
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1374082_499069603533772_1493692144_n.jpg)
Still laughing at the shark.
(http://www.bookstrand.com/files/books/images/hishumancowcover121208_0945.jpg)
This is a thing?! (http://www.bookstrand.com/his-human-cow-bred-for-milking-hucow-lactation-erotica)
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/Growing-Real-Skin-Stiletto-Heals-1.jpg)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on October 25, 2013, 05:21:28 AM
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1374082_499069603533772_1493692144_n.jpg)
Well great, now I want to go out and get a box of Lesbian Loafs.
Thanks a bunch.
Trampwhores are great with coffee. :lol:
LESBIAN LOAF part of a growing boy's diet.
The most disturbing things about that photo, apart from them misspelling Atheist, is that the coating on "Preggo Primers" "Lesbian Loaf" and "Athiest Crunch" is described as chocolaty. Chocolat-y. That sounds suspiciously like "not chocolate" to me.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 26, 2013, 01:52:21 AM
The most disturbing things about that photo, apart from them misspelling Atheist, is that the coating on "Preggo Primers" "Lesbian Loaf" and "Athiest Crunch" is described as chocolaty. Chocolat-y. That sounds suspiciously like "not chocolate" to me.
That's my favorite part.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXe3HRuCIAAv9FI.jpg)
No idea how well that would hold up in court.
I'd guess pretty well. You can't be obligated to a contract pre-emptively unless you're talking about ultra secret corporate/government shit. In most of those cases you've already signed disclosure forms out the ass already anyway.
I hope it's just for shitfpsgame and there's a ludicrous lawsuit to find out though.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/bb0391c5fdb76dfa96e2198ed347f626/tumblr_mhb2rsfb471rk5igso1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/95229c56e60583fdcf6072ba75faa110/tumblr_mhb2rsfb471rk5igso2_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6V3XE.jpg)
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 28, 2013, 09:28:47 PM
:lulz: That's great!
Isn't it? Mr Bean is and has always been one of my heroes.
(http://cdn.meme.li/i/pbsf3.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1012702_220709561437709_313702149_n.jpg)
That poor hyena. :(
Yeah. Damn. :sad:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9a9182edc348599e273a72df2e05c0c/tumblr_muyr72bm0V1qg39ewo1_500.gif)
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 05:06:11 PM
That poor hyena. :(
When he's had enough, he'll just tear the guy in three pieces and go back to fucking with Simba.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1b8a9f0a0297d1999a0cf039d767b39/tumblr_mrlmbc58981sap1n1o1_500.png)
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 05:06:11 PM
That poor hyena. :(
Well yes, but also that poor guy.
http://www.pieterhugo.com/the-hyena-other-men/ (http://www.pieterhugo.com/the-hyena-other-men/)
In particular:
"Many animal-rights groups also contacted me, wanting to intervene (however, the keepers have permits from the Nigerian government). When I asked Nigerians, "How do you feel about the way they treat animals", the question confused people. Their responses always involved issues of economic survival. Seldom did anyone express strong concern for the well-being of the creatures. Europeans invariably only ask about the welfare of the animals but this question misses the point. Instead, perhaps, we could ask why these performers need to catch wild animals to make a living. Or why they are economically marginalised. Or why Nigeria, the world's sixth largest exporter of oil, is in such a state of disarray."
(http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=10252013)
(http://i.imgur.com/3BSxHR3.gif)
Also, what the fuck home page
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/3/9/1/213391.gif?v=1)
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s526x395/1450192_786162574746531_1138835235_n.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/bbb214bfd37b643871bedaa7470e550c/tumblr_mv8te7BWZa1qbwnuho5_500.jpg)
Quote from: holist on October 30, 2013, 06:01:52 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 05:06:11 PM
That poor hyena. :(
Well yes, but also that poor guy.
http://www.pieterhugo.com/the-hyena-other-men/ (http://www.pieterhugo.com/the-hyena-other-men/)
In particular:
"Many animal-rights groups also contacted me, wanting to intervene (however, the keepers have permits from the Nigerian government). When I asked Nigerians, "How do you feel about the way they treat animals", the question confused people. Their responses always involved issues of economic survival. Seldom did anyone express strong concern for the well-being of the creatures. Europeans invariably only ask about the welfare of the animals but this question misses the point. Instead, perhaps, we could ask why these performers need to catch wild animals to make a living. Or why they are economically marginalised. Or why Nigeria, the world's sixth largest exporter of oil, is in such a state of disarray."
I hate that "instead" shit. It's not an either/or.
"Instead" or "How can you be concerned about A when B is happening?" translates to "FUCK YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP".
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 30, 2013, 05:05:28 PM
(http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=10252013)
Hell yeah. Great find. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 02, 2013, 04:28:26 AM
Quote from: holist on October 30, 2013, 06:01:52 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 05:06:11 PM
That poor hyena. :(
Well yes, but also that poor guy.
http://www.pieterhugo.com/the-hyena-other-men/ (http://www.pieterhugo.com/the-hyena-other-men/)
In particular:
"Many animal-rights groups also contacted me, wanting to intervene (however, the keepers have permits from the Nigerian government). When I asked Nigerians, "How do you feel about the way they treat animals", the question confused people. Their responses always involved issues of economic survival. Seldom did anyone express strong concern for the well-being of the creatures. Europeans invariably only ask about the welfare of the animals but this question misses the point. Instead, perhaps, we could ask why these performers need to catch wild animals to make a living. Or why they are economically marginalised. Or why Nigeria, the world's sixth largest exporter of oil, is in such a state of disarray."
I hate that "instead" shit. It's not an either/or.
"Instead" or "How can you be concerned about A when B is happening?" translates to "FUCK YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP".
Well that's one interpretation. A kind of defensive and malicious one. I certainly am not glad to see the hyenas suffer, and I am pretty certain the photographer isn't, either. What he finds odd is that "Europeans
invariably only ask about the welfare of the animals". Which indicates they are completely blind to the other side of the issue, the human welfare one. Which is sick, pretty much regardless of how much the hyenas suffer.
(http://www.keirarathbone.com/kr_site/wp-content/plugins/katalyst-timthumb/timthumb.php?src=http://www.keirarathbone.com/kr_site/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shop_hammersmith_bridge.jpg&w=950&h=0&zc=1)
ascii art done oldschool (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24760538)
That's badass, Pent!
Holist, to paraphrase Bruce Lee, butthurt can flow, or it can crash. Be butthurt, my friend.
(http://i.imgur.com/ApmXHIj.gif)
"They put screwdrivers in your eyes and wiggled them 'til you had way less opinions" keeps cracking me up.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7db08e4ca90b0b38399da7c08da7463/tumblr_mvdscqeB7p1qz581wo4_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7143c20717100d2ac0f754ef03d924ab/tumblr_mvoygh1yt91qznvymo1_500.jpg)
:horrormirth:
Holy shit.
It's funny cuz it's true.
Holy shit.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d453d891978a82cdaca8de4883a4f4a/tumblr_mvjmg5YVm51ruw1vso1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00807c47dc3c41269f9824240e569da8/tumblr_mvjcrqkhfm1s02vreo1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/495e0119cd44891c32f882798cd5ce72/tumblr_mvhnubYdpW1rjcfxro1_250.gif)
:lulz: especially at that last one
Quote from: Bu☆ns on November 03, 2013, 10:30:43 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d453d891978a82cdaca8de4883a4f4a/tumblr_mvjmg5YVm51ruw1vso1_1280.jpg)
:lulz: especially at that last one
I love that guy.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 04, 2013, 01:01:24 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on November 03, 2013, 10:30:43 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d453d891978a82cdaca8de4883a4f4a/tumblr_mvjmg5YVm51ruw1vso1_1280.jpg
:lulz: especially at that last one
I love that guy.
Yeah...me too. His shear existence reminds me that things aren't as serious as they seem to be.
Oh my God.
The feels.
(http://i.imgur.com/V9tC5gt.jpg)
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I haven't watched the Simpsons in AGES, but this killed me.
:cry:
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2013, 12:42:01 PM
Oh my God.
The feels.
(http://i.imgur.com/V9tC5gt.jpg)
:cry: :cry: :cry:
I haven't watched the Simpsons in AGES, but this killed me.
Awwww
I took a bunch of crabapples to school last week and amused myself by calling them "Krabappels". I loved Mrs. Krabappel.
I suddenly realized you guys might not know about Abby Howard, the funniest webcomic artist on the internet
(http://d2fe2b38afyyst.cloudfront.net/comics/images/000/000/035/original/nipples001.jpg?1353684131)
I fell in love with her stuff on Strip Search, the only 'reality tv' thing I've ever wound up caring about because oh my god all these people are so talented and awesome and they don't treat each other like dicks for the camera. Because the reward was 'you work with the Penny Arcade staff for a year', they streamed out all the people you wouldn't actually want to interact with on a daily basis and the result was really, really great.
Anyway that's enough gushing. Abby Howard's regular webcomic is available here: http://www.jspowerhour.com/
Her story comic, which is updated in a way designed to be read more like a classic comic book and is more in the Invader Zim brand of comedy, but also includes a lot (like... a lot) of gore, is available here: http://www.last-halloween.com/
I figured this was the most appropriate thread to give a plug in.
And one more because this one is also one of my favorites.
(http://d2fe2b38afyyst.cloudfront.net/comics/images/000/000/070/original/tips_4_shy_ppl001-small.jpg?1368809310)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 16, 2013, 02:41:26 AM
Also I'm very happy to see that "weird" comic again...especially after someone recently called me weird. I asked her if she felt that 'normal' was better. she didn't answer :P
My standard response is a casual "get over it".
I've used "I'm not weird, you're just sheltered."
Quote from: PopeTom on November 05, 2013, 02:34:25 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 16, 2013, 02:41:26 AM
Also I'm very happy to see that "weird" comic again...especially after someone recently called me weird. I asked her if she felt that 'normal' was better. she didn't answer :P
My standard response is a casual "get over it".
I've used "I'm not weird, you're just sheltered."
Not bad...not bad.
My response is usually:
"....and?"
Caught in the wild:
(http://www.imgur.com/BU7Nh7X.jpeg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/59837c86013b54594a1addde0b72362d/tumblr_mvull4IkUW1rgs4eco1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2881a1d3db65729b72af3bdf6d04913a/tumblr_mvu8qyGgpW1r3gmqco1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on November 07, 2013, 03:00:45 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2881a1d3db65729b72af3bdf6d04913a/tumblr_mvu8qyGgpW1r3gmqco1_1280.jpg)
:lulz: That's fantastic! AND very deep, actually.
All throughout Summer have I slumbered, awaiting the return of the ice and snow...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7704449536/h35B9AD9C/)
NOW, I WAKE
Quote from: Remington on November 07, 2013, 09:49:05 PM
All throughout Summer have I slumbered, awaiting the return of the ice and snow...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7704449536/h35B9AD9C/)
NOW, I WAKE
That's a fucking LOT of cocaine.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 09:50:10 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 07, 2013, 09:49:05 PM
All throughout Summer have I slumbered, awaiting the return of the ice and snow...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7704449536/h35B9AD9C/)
NOW, I WAKE
That's a fucking LOT of cocaine.
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!
Today I wore a sweater ALL DAY. Take THAT, Texas.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 08, 2013, 01:13:54 AM
Today I wore a sweater ALL DAY. Take THAT, Texas.
I had to wear a light windbreaker today, until the sun came up.
Today I wore my regular Nov. stuff, despite zero snow:
-Med. Grade carhartt bibs.
-black t shirt
-hoody
-hideous Capt. America sweater
-two pants
- boots
-fuzzy hat w/hood pulled over it
-gloves
-THC
Good to go.
I wore what I wear all year-round. T-shirt and Dickies.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/04/article-0-192DDDCD00000578-546_470x787.jpg) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2487072/American-Miss-Universe-contestant-appears-bizarre-outfit-inspired-Michael-Bay-film-franchise.html)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2487072/American-Miss-Universe-contestant-appears-bizarre-outfit-inspired-Michael-Bay-film-franchise.html
Fashion
Fff
Fff
Fffashion.
You think you know fashion, but fashion is danger.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 08, 2013, 04:03:29 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 08, 2013, 01:13:54 AM
Today I wore a sweater ALL DAY. Take THAT, Texas.
I had to wear a light windbreaker today, until the sun came up.
Black wool coat with fur-lined hood, silk scarf.
Jerks.
Quote from: Telarus on November 08, 2013, 05:09:52 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/04/article-0-192DDDCD00000578-546_470x787.jpg) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2487072/American-Miss-Universe-contestant-appears-bizarre-outfit-inspired-Michael-Bay-film-franchise.html)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2487072/American-Miss-Universe-contestant-appears-bizarre-outfit-inspired-Michael-Bay-film-franchise.html
I love her. Love love love.
A photograph of the place where I first met the most beautiful man I have ever known:
(http://wilderutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/John-Burcham-Arcosanti-Foundry-New-York-Times.jpg)
He was the foundry manager then. I had no idea that I'd meet him again twelve years later or that he'd become my lover and then one of my best friends.
I just ran across that and was like, ah, memories!
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:34:10 AM
Quote from: Telarus on November 08, 2013, 05:09:52 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2487072/American-Miss-Universe-contestant-appears-bizarre-outfit-inspired-Michael-Bay-film-franchise.html
I love her. Love love love.
The link has many of the other girls' costumes as well. Very interestingly weird fashion (I felt sorry for Denmark).
Quote from: Alty on November 08, 2013, 05:14:13 AM
Fashion
Fff
Fff
Fffashion.
You think you know fashion, but fashion is danger.
(http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/david-bowie-9.2.2013.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj10tDfDO1qcu0j0o1_400.jpg)
Wow.
Normally, I don't really give a shit about what you post.
Whether you wanted it or not, that post was pretty heavy.
But, you know, fuck you on principle.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nu4cjZ5R1qgb8mvo1_400.jpg) Floor is actually flat.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/whoopiandpatrick_zpsc3d112d7.jpg)
This family was later found gored to death.
(http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-21-Most-Awkward-Family-Photos05.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 04:05:15 AM
This family was later found gored to death.
(http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-21-Most-Awkward-Family-Photos05.jpg)
They should've anticipated it.
That lamb has a look of pure evil on its face.
A llama AND a lamb? Around CHILDREN??? Degenerates.
No one thinks of the children anymore. :cry:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 08, 2013, 12:02:36 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj10tDfDO1qcu0j0o1_400.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz:
Comet ISON last night:
(http://www.mikesastrophotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/11142013-ison-small3.jpg)
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:32:25 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 08, 2013, 04:03:29 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 08, 2013, 01:13:54 AM
Today I wore a sweater ALL DAY. Take THAT, Texas.
I had to wear a light windbreaker today, until the sun came up.
Black wool coat with fur-lined hood, silk scarf.
Jerks.
:hammer:
But our deep freeze arrives tomorrow. 74F will be the high. :shudder:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/how-to-look-like-batman-using-your-cat
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr01/16/16/enhanced-buzz-10952-1384638710-26.jpg)
This is at a health insurance company.
(http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/822009161.jpg?1384559491)
(http://i.imgur.com/IZ5EsdJ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/tcMgo.gif)
Quote from: Remington on November 17, 2013, 04:04:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tcMgo.gif)
I've been watching this for the last half hour. I'm still laughing :lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3739df466e6dfa4adb706b8c1263fefa/tumblr_mqenslsnTB1qzfsnio1_1280.jpg)
WHAAARRRRGGH! THIS IS UNSETTLING!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is molting. Soon he will emerge with gigantic balls and noodly appendages for everyone!
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on November 17, 2013, 10:43:27 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3739df466e6dfa4adb706b8c1263fefa/tumblr_mqenslsnTB1qzfsnio1_1280.jpg)
Mom?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4825b785dbd4332d0790db9261145c91/tumblr_mwaizgGl0A1qiyf4wo1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/927744cb462de1a8e95800cd52366118/tumblr_mwaizgGl0A1qiyf4wo2_500.png)
THIS IS WHAT
BRONIES BELIEVE
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/447fae848a00545202533214185f0b13/tumblr_mw40laxJ2k1skjtj0o1_r2_500.jpg)
NEVER COMPLAINING AGAIN.
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578521_10151997847223486_1679518107_n.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 19, 2013, 01:45:26 AM
NEVER COMPLAINING AGAIN.
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578521_10151997847223486_1679518107_n.jpg)
Jesus. Fuck that. And whoever came up with that mining plan needs a kicking.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3bc6836a77cf873f3e073576800a87a/tumblr_mwgz5meRDl1rfiyczo1_500.png)
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/this-motherfucking-souffle-is-RUINED_zps3c4c4493.jpg) (http://s463.photobucket.com/user/dickthecat/media/this-motherfucking-souffle-is-RUINED_zps3c4c4493.jpg.html)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/0032057e19d7e5283e66f6388abf6a07/tumblr_mih9d1tfGx1r0yir1o1_500.jpg)
Read it as inflammable.
Briefly envied that relationship.
Richter, you win an internet for that picture. :lulz:
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 19, 2013, 08:58:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 19, 2013, 01:45:26 AM
NEVER COMPLAINING AGAIN.
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578521_10151997847223486_1679518107_n.jpg)
Jesus. Fuck that. And whoever came up with that mining plan needs a kicking.
Can't tell if america or third world.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/120ddc74fd730b4892b982919e1b3f95/tumblr_mmg9w7MhxI1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pawel-Kuczynski/222849284410325 (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pawel-Kuczynski/222849284410325)
Wow that page has some really good stuff.
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175161_683981061630476_776856699_n.jpg)
That one. Whoa.
My favorite comment:
QuoteCom podeu criticar facebook i tenir una pà gina de facebook?
Someone is totally not getting it.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on November 20, 2013, 04:41:43 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/120ddc74fd730b4892b982919e1b3f95/tumblr_mmg9w7MhxI1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pawel-Kuczynski/222849284410325 (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pawel-Kuczynski/222849284410325)
Great art. Thanks for sharing that. :)
(http://i.imgur.com/w3uCVSz.jpg)
For LMNO, who apparently had a past life in the 14th Century.
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2013, 09:32:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w3uCVSz.jpg)
For LMNO, who apparently had a past life in the 14th Century.
That was my exact thought when Pixie showed me this on her tumblr.
:regret:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bl0699al1r8m1ulo1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/azqaXHf.gif)
(http://media.tumblr.com/5528b270a8c40c41c07152e40865a7ac/tumblr_inline_mwmxvc2l1q1qz5q5l.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b8e9d322c2d91662b3559cab6c9d85a7/tumblr_mw8q65DMCk1r6ezjio1_400.gif)
From the JFK memorial in Dallas....
(http://i.imgur.com/656DZf5.jpg)
xpost from reddit front page...so if posted here alreayd...well tough shit.
Wow.
:lulz:
:lulz:
Crosshairs? :horrormirth:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6f5d3b6ab5233aa5d2455d3911898b5/tumblr_mwltmhkVkO1rv6vhko1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bddc9b2b8cfa5b37c8de2fa7a7cdb37/tumblr_mwltmhkVkO1rv6vhko2_400.jpg)
Cathrine the Great apparently had an ivory dildo that was also a knife. (NSFW, obviously) (http://textpostsfromunderground.tumblr.com/post/67852329528/femmeanddangerous-artifact-from-the-secret)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6759d03191911ccffbf3cc383015a358/tumblr_mqfsyfg2CZ1qzjoy8o1_500.jpg)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20131123.png)
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_zoneThe infralittoral zone is the algal dominated zone to maybe five metres below the low water mark.
The circalittoral zone is the region beyond the infralittoral, that is, below the algal zone and dominated by sessile animals such as oysters.
:eek:
Quote from: :regret: on November 23, 2013, 08:37:50 PM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20131123.png)
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_zoneThe infralittoral zone is the algal dominated zone to maybe five metres below the low water mark.
The circalittoral zone is the region beyond the infralittoral, that is, below the algal zone and dominated by sessile animals such as oysters.
:eek:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
http://laughingsquid.com/yamaclaus-a-christmas-themed-yamulke/
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Yamaclaus-man-640x427.jpg)
http://www.demilked.com/macro-snowflakes-diy-camera-alexey-kljatov
Photographer Tapes a $50 Lens To His P&S Camera To Take Stunning Macro Snowflake Photos
[SO MANY MORE at the link]
(http://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov-15.jpg)
(http://demilked.uuuploads.com/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov-4.jpg)
(http://demilked.uuuploads.com/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov-8.jpg)
(http://demilked.uuuploads.com/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov/snowflake-closeup-diy-setup-alexey-kljatov-13.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on November 24, 2013, 09:12:35 PM
http://laughingsquid.com/yamaclaus-a-christmas-themed-yamulke/
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http://www.demilked.com/macro-snowflakes-diy-camera-alexey-kljatov
Photographer Tapes a $50 Lens To His P&S Camera To Take Stunning Macro Snowflake Photos
[SO MANY MORE at the link]
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Ooooooh. Aaaaaah! Preeeeeettty.
I have only ever seen snowflakes like that once in my life.
Quote from: :regret: on November 23, 2013, 08:37:50 PM
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Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_zoneThe infralittoral zone is the algal dominated zone to maybe five metres below the low water mark.
The circalittoral zone is the region beyond the infralittoral, that is, below the algal zone and dominated by sessile animals such as oysters.
:eek:
QuoteWait, so where do the Zebras come from
:lulz:
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Quote from: Junkenstein on November 25, 2013, 11:22:29 AM
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:lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 25, 2013, 11:22:29 AM
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:lulz:
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http://io9.com/george-takeis-official-totally-real-perfume-is-named-1472166295/@laurabeck
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Quote from: Junkenstein on November 28, 2013, 09:01:16 PM
http://io9.com/george-takeis-official-totally-real-perfume-is-named-1472166295/@laurabeck
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I saw this! So funny. :) I bet it smells amazing.
:lulz: He's awesome.
When I clicked on the Amazon link, for some reason the sponsored ads were for pregnancy tests. :?
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 29, 2013, 07:26:15 PM
When I clicked on the Amazon link, for some reason the sponsored ads were for pregnancy tests. :?
That's some good shit.
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 29, 2013, 07:26:15 PM
When I clicked on the Amazon link, for some reason the sponsored ads were for pregnancy tests. :?
That's some good shit.
"Eau My... the scent so sexy EVEN YOU will get pregnant."
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A couple more here: http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2013/11/29/cartoons-day-pope-francis-vs-wall-street/
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Quote from: Telarus on November 30, 2013, 03:14:42 AM
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A couple more here: http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2013/11/29/cartoons-day-pope-francis-vs-wall-street/
Occupy the Vatican?
"Pope Francis vs Wall Street"
You didn't see this news yet?
Quotehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/pope-francis-denounces-trickle-down-economic-theories-in-critique-of-inequality/2013/11/26/e17ffe4e-56b6-11e3-8304-caf30787c0a9_story.html
Quote from: Telarus on November 30, 2013, 03:49:55 AM
"Pope Francis vs Wall Street"
You didn't see this news yet?
Quotehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/pope-francis-denounces-trickle-down-economic-theories-in-critique-of-inequality/2013/11/26/e17ffe4e-56b6-11e3-8304-caf30787c0a9_story.html
I saw it this morning, I was just making a rather weak wisecrack.
Sok, I"m super tired and probably just missed it. HAd to work today. :p
I'm pleasantly surprised by the new Pope, I wont lie. He may still have been a shitneck during his time in Argentina, but he seems intent on emulating his namesake, St Francis, in his approach to worldly and Vatican financial power. When I was in Assisi, I got quite the primer in the political situation Francis came to prominence in, and lets just say there are certain parallels between then and now.
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Quote from: Cain on November 30, 2013, 11:37:23 AM
I'm pleasantly surprised by the new Pope, I wont lie. He may still have been a shitneck during his time in Argentina, but he seems intent on emulating his namesake, St Francis, in his approach to worldly and Vatican financial power. When I was in Assisi, I got quite the primer in the political situation Francis came to prominence in, and lets just say there are certain parallels between then and now.
He's been saying some good things. We'll see if he means any of it.
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http://www.crabwise.co.uk/1/post/2013/03/liu-xue-hybrid-sculptures.html (http://www.crabwise.co.uk/1/post/2013/03/liu-xue-hybrid-sculptures.html)
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Subforum idea:
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AMAZEBALLS!
I was doing Xmas shopping when I came across the monstrosities that are Inflatable Unicorn Horns for Cats.
George Takei explains what these unholy things are capable of:
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[NSFW] http://io9.com/5895773/a-treasure-trove-of-cosplay-from-the-swinging-1970s-nsfw [NSFW]
And here's probably the only SFW image from that set....
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Quote from: Telarus on December 08, 2013, 04:23:51 AM
[NSFW] http://io9.com/5895773/a-treasure-trove-of-cosplay-from-the-swinging-1970s-nsfw [NSFW]
And here's probably the only SFW image from that set....
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Cheech Wizard? :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 08, 2013, 06:52:11 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 08, 2013, 04:23:51 AM
[NSFW] http://io9.com/5895773/a-treasure-trove-of-cosplay-from-the-swinging-1970s-nsfw [NSFW]
And here's probably the only SFW image from that set....
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17i23v0iwgw4cjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)
Cheech Wizard? :lulz:
Pretty good picture of Holist.
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 08, 2013, 08:19:01 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 08, 2013, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 07, 2013, 03:17:02 AM
AMAZEBALLS!
That is The Enucleator and her family.
Friend of yours, or internet famous person I probably should have heard of by now?
Both?
Friend of mine, local legend, and smartest human being I have ever met in my life.
She is unimaginably tiny, incredibly intense, and is also the source of this image:
:notnice:
... which her daughter drew of her and is the best thing ever. It originally said "Cordelia".
The woman is amazing.
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 11, 2013, 02:33:33 AM
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:lol:
I painted another icon. This one as a gift for a twisted fellow SCAdian through our kingdom swap. Typically a Byzantine icon would have Mary in red, HOWEVER, this is Our Lady of the Paper Plate. The woman who is receiving it dressed as the Virgin Mary in blue with a paper plate halo one year at Pennsic, and went to the party at Hell in a giant handbasket with other friends dressed as Jesus and a priest. Hence the little baskets at the corner. I'm finally getting the hang of the egg tempera, which is one of the most vile shit I've ever used as a medium, but whatever.
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 12, 2013, 12:37:15 AM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
thats beautiful.
Super great.
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It's officially Christmas time
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:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:09:40 PM
It's officially Christmas time
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That guy is fucking awesome.
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:09:40 PM
It's officially Christmas time
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:mittens:
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2013, 06:00:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:09:40 PM
It's officially Christmas time
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:mittens:
Rocking the frosty chienchillaz :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:18:27 PM
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Does that guy not know 'lolicon' means pedophile and he pretty much just proclaimed himself short-eyes and proud?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2013, 02:24:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:18:27 PM
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Does that guy not know 'lolicon' means pedophile and he pretty much just proclaimed himself short-eyes and proud?
Yes. And either he's too autistic to understand what that means, socially, or he's a fantastic troll.
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 08, 2013, 05:48:51 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 08, 2013, 06:52:11 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 08, 2013, 04:23:51 AM
[NSFW] http://io9.com/5895773/a-treasure-trove-of-cosplay-from-the-swinging-1970s-nsfw [NSFW]
And here's probably the only SFW image from that set....
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17i23v0iwgw4cjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)
Cheech Wizard? :lulz:
Pretty good picture of Holist.
:potd:
Someone besides me recognized Cheech Wizard?
:lulz:
OH, HAPPY DAY!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 02:35:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2013, 02:24:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:18:27 PM
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Does that guy not know 'lolicon' means pedophile and he pretty much just proclaimed himself short-eyes and proud?
Yes. And either he's too autistic to understand what that means, socially, or he's a fantastic troll.
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
Yeah. I mean, if you could see smiley faces where the i's were dotted, that would be one thing,,,
Quote from: Alty on December 13, 2013, 07:20:05 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
Yeah. I mean, if you could see smiley faces where the i's were dotted, that would be one thing,,,
I'm sure it's just wishful thinking on my part. Best I get back to my fly fishing lures :roll:
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 07:43:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 13, 2013, 07:20:05 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
Yeah. I mean, if you could see smiley faces where the i's were dotted, that would be one thing,,,
I'm sure it's just wishful thinking on my part. Best I get back to my fly fishing lures :roll:
Hmmm, I meant that more as a non-sequiter, if it came out snarky I blame my blood.
But tell more of these lures. Fly lures are so beautiful, though I have never once caught a fish, I think I would prefer to try with a fly rod. It seems, simpler if not easier.
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
I could not get that out of that image, am i missing something or do you have another source?
The blog in question is a well known troll blog in the anime community. Apparently a retraction was made about getting fired, but since the whole blog is private, I cannot read it.
This (http://animedottxt.tumblr.com/post/19831256887/trolling-since-2003-koji-oe) shows you're not missing out on much, though.
QuoteI think I've honestly always hated real women ever since I was young. From my own bitchy mother who left my father, to the first girl I've ever had a crush on in grade school, to the first girl I ever dated in high school. I feel like it's an instinct of mine to hate real women. I feel like as an Otaku King in training, it's also my duty to hate women. Anime has shown me this. It has shown me that 2D is far superior and I shouldn't accept any substitutes.
Real women are disgusting, greedy, fat, have big breasts, and only use men as an accessory for status. Without men, women would find no value because they define their value by the man they're with. Real women just take, take, TAKE. And they only think about themselves. I hate women because they don't love me. So they should die.
Quote from: :regret: on December 13, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
I could not get that out of that image, am i missing something or do you have another source?
What Cain said. A number of the posts from the now private blog are reposted all over the interbutts.
What's really amusing is that for an aspiring "Otaku King", he really hates Japanese culture.
ANIMU AND MANGOES R CULTURE THO
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:18:44 AM
The blog in question is a well known troll blog in the anime community. Apparently a retraction was made about getting fired, but since the whole blog is private, I cannot read it.
This (http://animedottxt.tumblr.com/post/19831256887/trolling-since-2003-koji-oe) shows you're not missing out on much, though.
QuoteI think I've honestly always hated real women ever since I was young. From my own bitchy mother who left my father, to the first girl I've ever had a crush on in grade school, to the first girl I ever dated in high school. I feel like it's an instinct of mine to hate real women. I feel like as an Otaku King in training, it's also my duty to hate women. Anime has shown me this. It has shown me that 2D is far superior and I shouldn't accept any substitutes.
Real women are disgusting, greedy, fat, have big breasts, and only use men as an accessory for status. Without men, women would find no value because they define their value by the man they're with. Real women just take, take, TAKE. And they only think about themselves. I hate women because they don't love me. So they should die.
LOGIC.
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:18:44 AM
The blog in question is a well known troll blog in the anime community. Apparently a retraction was made about getting fired, but since the whole blog is private, I cannot read it.
This (http://animedottxt.tumblr.com/post/19831256887/trolling-since-2003-koji-oe) shows you're not missing out on much, though.
QuoteI think I've honestly always hated real women ever since I was young. From my own bitchy mother who left my father, to the first girl I've ever had a crush on in grade school, to the first girl I ever dated in high school. I feel like it's an instinct of mine to hate real women. I feel like as an Otaku King in training, it's also my duty to hate women. Anime has shown me this. It has shown me that 2D is far superior and I shouldn't accept any substitutes.
Real women are disgusting, greedy, fat, have big breasts, and only use men as an accessory for status. Without men, women would find no value because they define their value by the man they're with. Real women just take, take, TAKE. And they only think about themselves. I hate women because they don't love me. So they should die.
Are you kidding me? This is hilarious! :lulz:
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20131210.png) (http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3201#comic)
Lies.
"Worse any not limerick's this" doesnt make any sense at all.
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 12:47:21 PM
Lies.
"Worse any not limerick's this" doesnt make any sense at all.
:mittens:
Quote from: Alty on December 13, 2013, 07:47:55 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 07:43:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 13, 2013, 07:20:05 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
Yeah. I mean, if you could see smiley faces where the i's were dotted, that would be one thing,,,
I'm sure it's just wishful thinking on my part. Best I get back to my fly fishing lures :roll:
Hmmm, I meant that more as a non-sequiter, if it came out snarky I blame my blood.
But tell more of these lures. Fly lures are so beautiful, though I have never once caught a fish, I think I would prefer to try with a fly rod. It seems, simpler if not easier.
No, no. My bad if I came across like I was reacting to snark. Then the fly-fishing was just an alibi for not trolling, generally (I'm not much of an angler) :wink:
Quote from: :regret: on December 13, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
I could not get that out of that image, am i missing something or do you have another source?
Just from that little snippet- The generally passive voice, then I could not help detecting "valley girl" in the expression "Umm what the hell". Either way, the person is most def. confused :lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 13, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
I could not get that out of that image, am i missing something or do you have another source?
Just from that little snippet- The generally passive voice, then I could not help detecting "valley girl" in the expression "Umm what the hell". Either way, the person is most def. confused :lulz:
I have used that exact phrase.
Gag me with a spoon.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 05:19:31 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 13, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
I could not get that out of that image, am i missing something or do you have another source?
Just from that little snippet- The generally passive voice, then I could not help detecting "valley girl" in the expression "Umm what the hell". Either way, the person is most def. confused :lulz:
I have used that exact phrase.
Gag me with a spoon.
How about a nice oaky white wine?
Like, GROATY.
TOTALLY!
I speak valley girl with a thick scottish accent. Like, srsly! Shit gets me into more fights than I'd ever be able to pull off without it.
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 05:41:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 05:19:31 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 05:17:30 PM
Quote from: :regret: on December 13, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 13, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2013, 06:22:45 AM
No. Speech patterning indicates female writer... :oops:
Really? Because the writer claims to be male. But, we'll just trust your ability to recognise gendered speech patterning.
I could not get that out of that image, am i missing something or do you have another source?
Just from that little snippet- The generally passive voice, then I could not help detecting "valley girl" in the expression "Umm what the hell". Either way, the person is most def. confused :lulz:
I have used that exact phrase.
Gag me with a spoon.
How about a nice oaky white wine?
I am now, according to LuciferX's inescapable logic, a female from California.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BaloonLanguage_zpsdb780801.gif)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/ae7fd283740afcbd9017d9ec0bff8bcd/tumblr_mxpkvfxMek1qfsoxqo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 13, 2013, 10:49:19 PM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BaloonLanguage_zpsdb780801.gif)
:lulz:
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/4dba09f2929b9b7e7631872954ac28fe/tumblr_mwcttmnTBy1shuv5no1_250.gif)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on December 13, 2013, 11:55:31 PM
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The signature might be the best part. :lol:
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p296x100/1471188_822049337824521_803341620_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MnRY8RJ.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:18:44 AM
The blog in question is a well known troll blog in the anime community. Apparently a retraction was made about getting fired, but since the whole blog is private, I cannot read it.
This (http://animedottxt.tumblr.com/post/19831256887/trolling-since-2003-koji-oe) shows you're not missing out on much, though.
QuoteI think I've honestly always hated real women ever since I was young. From my own bitchy mother who left my father, to the first girl I've ever had a crush on in grade school, to the first girl I ever dated in high school. I feel like it's an instinct of mine to hate real women. I feel like as an Otaku King in training, it's also my duty to hate women. Anime has shown me this. It has shown me that 2D is far superior and I shouldn't accept any substitutes.
Real women are disgusting, greedy, fat, have big breasts, and only use men as an accessory for status. Without men, women would find no value because they define their value by the man they're with. Real women just take, take, TAKE. And they only think about themselves. I hate women because they don't love me. So they should die.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA
QuoteI await the day where a 3D woman comes up to me and it's obvious she's interested because I'm so awesome. I'll look her in the eyes and say, "Get the hell away from me. I hate your kind. I only have one love and her name is Ruri Gokou."
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/727ce9f722d9d962fb7d8f8eda0553a0/tumblr_mx8n4iBSsg1qeablwo1_400.jpg)
FREE TO USE FOR WHOMPS
(http://i.imgur.com/5ueXAqOl.jpg?1)
Suggestion: Mount Rushmore
Go for it.
Bear, did you get that done at JC Penney's or HEB? :lol:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img819/3364/7ycr.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img13/4176/l6m4.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img19/38/crr1.jpg)
More here http://imgur.com/a/jLUxO
PERFECT. :lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 16, 2013, 08:10:36 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 07:27:37 PM
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EoC? :lulz:
I went to a friends' party on Saturday. There were quite a few people there I'd never met. One of them looked at me and said, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like-"
"Yes," my friend said, "you're going to say House and the answer is yes."
:lulz:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/e1236dadd22898eb79325254264672fa/tumblr_mwx0x9lBtB1qc5uqlo1_r1_400.gif)
Casting a fire ant colony with molten aluminum:
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 17, 2013, 02:20:22 AM
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This is how I dance to dubstep.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 07:12:02 PM
Bear, did you get that done at JC Penney's or HEB? :lol:
Someplace at the woodland's very christian.
(http://www.lolzgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/that-is-weird.gif)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/0daf35786a8db76cfb4169c716357138/tumblr_mhtmvbXMF11qb2tlqo1_500.gif)
(http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2008/06/nudibranchs/img/28-yellow-horns-714.jpg)
OH HAI!
OMG LOOKIT THE CUTE WICKLE ITTLE THINGIE STUFF OMG SO KAWAIII!!!!!!!!
That little critter sure has some panache to it. Aawwwwwww.
CUUUUTE!
Tired of turducken? Ready for the next big thing? Try Cthulken! (Should really be turthulabcon or something, but anyway.)
(http://images4.ravelrycache.com/uploads/JazzDiva/200841941/Cthulken_medium.jpg)
I love that it's like John Carpenter's "The Thing", but I'm imagining the taste of crab, octopus, turkey, and bacon, and it's making me a bit nauseous.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 17, 2013, 06:19:31 PM
I love that it's like John Carpenter's "The Thing", but I'm imagining the taste of crab, octopus, turkey, and bacon, and it's making me a bit nauseous.
As I recall, you made a rather awesome feast last holiday season for your people so I would imagine this seems unpalatable to your more sophisticated tastes. *nodnod* You know someone out there thought this was a great idea, though, and the pinnacle of haute cuisine. Like the year deep frying turkeys in trash cans was a thing.
Just think about it.
Crab. Turkey. OCTOPUS.
One of these things is HELLA not like the others.
The LA Times managed to interview the creator (http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-cthulken-turducken-hybrid-20131216-dto,0,3785038.htmlstory?phgf).
He says it tasted good. I don't believe him.
I don't eat seafood except for tuna and/or whatever they have fish-wise at LJS. Haddock? Anyway. Yeah. No. Hu-uh. But the picture does fill me with a certain horrible glee.
What you wrote:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:27:52 PM
You know someone out there thought this was a great idea, though, and the pinnacle of haute cuisine.
What I read:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 17, 2013, 06:27:52 PM
You know someone out there thought this was a great idea, though, and the pinnacle of hate cuisine.
:lulz:
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 09:52:19 PM
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.
Same. Cephalopods and veal are on the "not food because feelings" list.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 17, 2013, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 09:52:19 PM
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.
Same. Cephalopods and veal are on the "not food because feelings" list.
Cephalopods are on the "tasty when boiled" list.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 17, 2013, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 09:52:19 PM
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.
Same. Cephalopods and veal are on the "not food because feelings" list.
Cephalopods are on the "tasty when boiled" list.
How... how could you?
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(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation.com/media/2010/08/cute-baby-animals---new-species-of-octo-squee.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 10:28:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 17, 2013, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 09:52:19 PM
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.
Same. Cephalopods and veal are on the "not food because feelings" list.
Cephalopods are on the "tasty when boiled" list.
How... how could you?
\
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation.com/media/2010/08/cute-baby-animals---new-species-of-octo-squee.jpg)
I'm a monster. Boneless sea creatures tell horror stories about me.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ptoggl3H1re3wmmo1_250.gif)
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199pi3z2lcwb2jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199pi3z2lcwb2jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg) NSFW
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on December 18, 2013, 04:32:56 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199pi3z2lcwb2jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199pi3z2lcwb2jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg) NSFW
I'll take one of each.
They still taste better than guinea pig.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2013, 12:29:59 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on December 18, 2013, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 17, 2013, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 17, 2013, 09:52:19 PM
I can't look at octopus meat without being sad.
Same. Cephalopods and veal are on the "not food because feelings" list.
Cephalopods are on the "tasty when boiled" list.
Hrmph...
They're also quite nice if you can get them baked, as well.
AMIRITE?
Was just on my way here to make the same joke... Good thing you beat me to it.
(http://i.imgur.com/vEmbdErh.jpg)
Quote from: Pæs on December 17, 2013, 05:34:52 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 17, 2013, 02:20:22 AM
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This is how I dance to dubstep.
:lulz:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/times-patrick-stewart-and-ian-mckellen-proved-they-are-th
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/399f962e91c96838a000031db8b26eca/tumblr_mudkr9i8971s7clhpo2_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2109e01f37f69b803e948469a6bc3e3/tumblr_mudkr9i8971s7clhpo5_400.jpg)
This could come in handy someday.
Possibly mildly NSFW (http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5711/4xf8.jpg)
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 19, 2013, 06:11:14 PM
This could come in handy someday.
Possibly mildly NSFW (http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5711/4xf8.jpg)
I support this.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/84d7751e352a55bb4a7d922705d7849a/tumblr_my1ju7QqKe1s4sfbdo1_500.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 20, 2013, 12:10:53 AM
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*YOINKS*
*runs*
(https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1525447_10152048283076760_1675641205_n.jpg)
Spock drop the bassssssssssssss!
nsfw https://24.media.tumblr.com/b87c478a4c2005d8e0c02ffc12bc2588/tumblr_my304t3rIn1s71q1zo1_500.png nsfw
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 20, 2013, 03:11:46 AM
Spock drop the bassssssssssssss!
nsfw https://24.media.tumblr.com/b87c478a4c2005d8e0c02ffc12bc2588/tumblr_my304t3rIn1s71q1zo1_500.png nsfw
Is there a word for simultaneous :lulz: and :argh!: ?
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 03:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 20, 2013, 03:11:46 AM
Spock drop the bassssssssssssss!
nsfw https://24.media.tumblr.com/b87c478a4c2005d8e0c02ffc12bc2588/tumblr_my304t3rIn1s71q1zo1_500.png nsfw
Is there a word for simultaneous :lulz: and :argh!: ?
I hear May is a budgie.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/71f47af3fe46c76972379712b010f01a/tumblr_mxz6jum7T21qf427ko9_1280.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/DickDynasty_zps2ae72d35.jpg)
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 03:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 20, 2013, 03:11:46 AM
Spock drop the bassssssssssssss!
nsfw https://24.media.tumblr.com/b87c478a4c2005d8e0c02ffc12bc2588/tumblr_my304t3rIn1s71q1zo1_500.png nsfw
Is there a word for simultaneous :lulz: and :argh!: ?
Horrormirthrage?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 08:48:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 20, 2013, 03:36:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on December 20, 2013, 03:11:46 AM
Spock drop the bassssssssssssss!
nsfw https://24.media.tumblr.com/b87c478a4c2005d8e0c02ffc12bc2588/tumblr_my304t3rIn1s71q1zo1_500.png nsfw
Is there a word for simultaneous :lulz: and :argh!: ?
Horrormirthrage?
Yes...horrormirthrage.
And the only cure is to pass it to someone else. :lol:
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 20, 2013, 08:32:45 PM
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INSTANT CLASSIC :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 21, 2013, 01:29:00 AM
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:mittens:
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(http://i.imgur.com/nnihADD.jpg?1)
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Interesting that every post in this thread is now blank, on my end. Internet is taking a shit.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Interesting that every post in this thread is now blank, on my end. Internet is taking a shit.
This is
PD.
Every post might as well be blank, and there are certain governmental agencies working to make it so. (They may or may not be headed by Patrick Stewart...)
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Interesting that every post in this thread is now blank, on my end. Internet is taking a shit.
This is PD.
Every post might as well be blank, and there are certain governmental agencies working to make it so. (They may or may not be headed by Patrick Stewart...)
Well if Patrick Stewart wishes it, then make it so!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Interesting that every post in this thread is now blank, on my end. Internet is taking a shit.
This is PD.
Every post might as well be blank, and there are certain governmental agencies working to make it so. (They may or may not be headed by Patrick Stewart...)
Well if Patrick Stewart wishes it, then make it so!
I'm holding out for Frakes sitting down unconventionally, but after that I'm all in.
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 21, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 08:20:24 PM
Interesting that every post in this thread is now blank, on my end. Internet is taking a shit.
This is PD.
Every post might as well be blank, and there are certain governmental agencies working to make it so. (They may or may not be headed by Patrick Stewart...)
Well if Patrick Stewart wishes it, then make it so!
I'm holding out for Frakes sitting down unconventionally, but after that I'm all in.
That guy. :P
(http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/03/dont_care_im_a_bear-40095.gif)
(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/GleeNorto/201269495/cyclopsmickeymouse.gif)
(http://cdn.stripersonline.com/c/c9/1000x1000px-LL-c9e09b8e_tumblr_m8twg4UgU61qa1p6xo1_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ee26dd7e097e5b0bb027cf7329c0cc4/tumblr_mq98eqfaq81s01jopo1_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/301ab528a1cc4dd06c4e1ccf67ebd362/tumblr_miv21b0vLk1rzvdf6o1_500.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Cg9igMH.jpg)
:lulz:
I just noticed your avatar looks like your son. Minus the haircut.
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 22, 2013, 11:30:39 PM
I just noticed your avatar looks like your son. Minus the haircut.
This explains SO much. :lulz:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/eee1f4382e3ea5203cd84a98ba4cdfc7/tumblr_my67koe78O1r0pz67o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 23, 2013, 03:45:35 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/eee1f4382e3ea5203cd84a98ba4cdfc7/tumblr_my67koe78O1r0pz67o1_500.jpg)
Nice!
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/7ddd0f2d434c25f090804c3fcd170e9b/tumblr_my52xsyytE1t0vhp6o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 23, 2013, 06:55:32 AM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 23, 2013, 03:30:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 11:46:24 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 22, 2013, 11:30:39 PM
I just noticed your avatar looks like your son. Minus the haircut.
This explains SO much. :lulz:
It was the chiseled chin.
Well, the guy in my avatar is HP Lovecraft. :lulz:
Well, now we KNOW.
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/734516_10151385815759352_1169263688_n.jpg)
I am now sending this to anyone who asks me for computer repair help
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/163/9/f/Flagrant_System_Error_by_andy57.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b341imzY1roo64to1_500.png)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20131224.png)
:lulz:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1281914d74a8958873a8186c9f027541/tumblr_mya7q0Zm671rgonebo1_500.png)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/70205ae3705279d669d9086dab874206/tumblr_mya7q0Zm671rgonebo2_500.png)
Quote from: Cain on December 24, 2013, 04:57:12 PM
I am now sending this to anyone who asks me for computer repair help
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/163/9/f/Flagrant_System_Error_by_andy57.png)
And then my computer peed on the floor.
My sense of timing is so leet:
(http://i.imgur.com/QeddFPR.jpg)
I lol'd
(http://i.imgur.com/bxVst0p.png)
I did a spit take. That is amazing.
I smirked. My laughter circuits are blown out from too much nitrous.
(http://i.imgur.com/3YOruaw.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2JTjXNN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/w717fzE.png)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/02acbd10d0f35b8b8e2040dcd79617ca/tumblr_myhgawowjE1qbsnepo1_500.jpg)
^ :lol:
Yes. The answer is yes.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 28, 2013, 02:39:32 PM
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fascinating, i bought almost all of my textbooks from that store
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Quote from: Da6s on December 30, 2013, 12:12:11 AM
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That's perfect.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 02:03:06 AM
Quote from: Da6s on December 30, 2013, 12:12:11 AM
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That's perfect.
Rarely ever do I find one that fits so well. Needs to be added to smileys.
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s526x395/994038_805813019448153_1893366172_n.jpg)
(No spitting)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/8f16b36f3b824091ceb3902532489ed6_zps10e89518.jpg)
Quote from: Waffleman on December 31, 2013, 06:15:02 PM
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ROWR
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:47:12 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 31, 2013, 06:15:02 PM
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ROWR
Dem bones dem bones, dem DRY bones . . .
(http://i42.tinypic.com/29x921i.jpg)
Quote from: Waffleman on December 31, 2013, 06:15:02 PM
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AND THEN WAFFLE WAS GUSTAV II ADOLPHUS OF SWEDEN.
:lulz:
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/cool-gif-strawberry-cycle.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f8663998dd782e4836fe3a95f1197477/tumblr_myl6cxLXM91qa02hoo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 12:06:46 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 31, 2013, 06:15:02 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/8f16b36f3b824091ceb3902532489ed6_zps10e89518.jpg)
AND THEN WAFFLE WAS GUSTAV II ADOLPHUS OF SWEDEN.
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
Seriously, you look just like him.
PROTIP: DO NOT LEAD ANY CAVALRY CHARGES.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 21, 2013, 08:10:44 PM
(http://i3.minus.com/ibyjHMexznijzV.jpg)
I'm pretty sure this is carnaval in cologne...
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 24, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/734516_10151385815759352_1169263688_n.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: I remember this from a while back, I'm still keep an eye open for such a coathanger when in the hardware store :D
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agyQdjw_700b_v1.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/f44dc260f94e1c541616f897af69bbe3/tumblr_inline_mgua3mEfPE1r0xflk.jpg)
Time to leave these in random locations.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:45:58 AM
Seriously, you look just like him.
PROTIP: DO NOT LEAD ANY CAVALRY CHARGES.
Aw, damn. I wanted to.
True story; my friend sent me that drunk octopus thing a while back, and she was all "OMG I SO WANT ONE!!!" and then last week she noticed that she already HAS one, in her guest bathroom. And then she saw another. At the end of the day she texted me "OMG I HAVE SEVEN OF THEM AND I NEVER NOTICED!!!"
Damn and they were all around her all this time showing her the way.
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 12:48:49 PM
Damn and they were all around her all this time showing her the way.
Seven tiny chrome fight buddies.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 12:48:49 PM
Damn and they were all around her all this time showing her the way.
Seven tiny chrome fight buddies.
First there was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Then there were the Samurai Pizza Cats and the Biker Mice From Mars.
Now there are the Seven Deadly Drunken Octopi!
Sounds like a sweet old kung fu feature.
I feel like this is half of PD right now.
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/dogfancy.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 08:15:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 02, 2014, 12:48:49 PM
Damn and they were all around her all this time showing her the way.
Seven tiny chrome fight buddies.
First there was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Then there were the Samurai Pizza Cats and the Biker Mice From Mars.
Now there are the Seven Deadly Drunken Octopi!
I'd watch that.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 02, 2014, 10:30:37 PM
I feel like this is half of PD right now.
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/dogfancy.jpg)
The madness mounts as we approach February.
FUCK PRETTY GIRLS.
I WANT A HUMAN WHO SHITS POWER.
Pretty girls don't shit. They ponder.
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 03, 2014, 03:38:38 AM
Pretty girls don't shit. They ponder.
WHAT IS YOUR POINT, SUNSHINE?
I'm eating a frozen meal which suggests which wine should go with it on the side of the box.
HERE IS SOME WORD SALAD FOR YOU:
SHIT TRAP GOAT CUNT FISCAL CONSERVATIVE BANANA DICK SPLIT SIDEWAYS FUCK FUCK CHICKEN FUCK FUCK DISCO LMNO DISCO DISCO DISCO FAT BADDDY TWISTED FADDY PRAP POODLE DOO.
Needs croutons.
JUST CUZ YOU DIDNT FIND THEM DOES NOT MEAN YOUR BOWES ARE FREE AND CLEAR.
Dude, I've an acme crouton detector. My bowes are free of them.
DONT NEGATE THE PREMISE WITH OR WITHOUT PEDANTRY.
AH HA, AH HA HA.
:argh!:
EAT IT, FOOL.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Poleris on January 03, 2014, 03:36:49 AM
FUCK PRETTY GIRLS.
I WANT A HUMAN WHO SHITS POWER.
You shoulda been in my bathroom the morning after my beer and vindaloo bender.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 03, 2014, 04:16:23 AM
Quote from: Poleris on January 03, 2014, 03:36:49 AM
FUCK PRETTY GIRLS.
I WANT A HUMAN WHO SHITS POWER.
You shoulda been in my bathroom the morning after my beer and vindaloo bender.
:fap: :fap: :fap:
I mean, that was pretty powerful, I assure you.
GIVE ME YOUR POWER OR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
Quote from: Poleris on January 03, 2014, 04:21:12 AM
GIVE ME YOUR POWER OR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE.
YOU WANT MY SECRETS?
OK. You put a LOT of whole mustard seeds along with a minimum of one jalapeno in the butter when making the vindaloo. Eat three meals of beef and potato vindaloo with basmati rice and get progressively way way way too drunk on the cheapest beer you can find, like maybe PBR and Rainier Pounders.
The next morning, you will find your power.
:lulz:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xxtuBToJ1rt85wro1_500.jpg)
Nigel knows the path to Real Ultimate Power.
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
That was actually amazing.
48 pages of the stuff. Tell me you didn't look at it all.
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1551605_836269026402552_1637554709_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s526x395/1503981_187670174765396_382290566_n.jpg)
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
Since I just recently cleared my history, this page title now comes up in my address bar as a frequently visited place.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2014, 09:32:25 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
Since I just recently cleared my history, this page title now comes up in my address bar as a frequently visited place.
:lulz: ...
omg i just realized it goes on for 48 pages :eek:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
Am i the only one who plugged that into google and found a webcomic involving unicorns? cuz i did :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
:mittens:
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on January 04, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 03, 2014, 05:36:18 AM
Proundly stupid enough come in handy someday.
Warning- NSFW
hxxp://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/499493/1
Am i the only one who plugged that into google and found a webcomic involving unicorns? cuz i did :lulz:
http://dcisgoingtohell.com/
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/caa7880c27da7ff355820d467746a61d/tumblr_mkkoabu96C1s6m8cpo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 05, 2014, 09:13:09 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/caa7880c27da7ff355820d467746a61d/tumblr_mkkoabu96C1s6m8cpo1_500.jpg)
Long live the flesh! :lulz:
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5aaed906da936d1981aca5d02b8a12c/tumblr_mylforfr1p1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3991739bca09d81ad3a16fc7ab4b6c2/tumblr_mym0ouVqZ41s71q1zo1_1280.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c1d27bcd76b5c20bda21f7002a169da/tumblr_mym0lufAx51s71q1zo1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec925cf2b35791c6e39a30990ebcf65d/tumblr_myc9eeHi7x1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
NSFW (http://25.media.tumblr.com/867a33d8c2ebf54f67816747267b2f4f/tumblr_myo60w0obB1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
NSFW (http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5697ab2c539b63a3ecd168d6f59b8d8/tumblr_myo5yvqdS51s71q1zo1_1280.png)
(http://superitch.com/images/2012/02/Puck19080318cntrspread.jpg)
This was supposed to be a horrifying image when it was drawn. It's anti suffrage
http://superitch.com/?p=24940 (http://superitch.com/?p=24940)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c2884fdc381d915c9cc6fda91b9ab5b/tumblr_mz084iualC1svqrdyo1_400.png)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 08, 2014, 01:47:44 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c2884fdc381d915c9cc6fda91b9ab5b/tumblr_mz084iualC1svqrdyo1_400.png)
That's killer instinct :horrormirth:
I fucking LOVE liartownUSA.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 08, 2014, 01:08:55 AM
http://superitch.com/images/2012/02/Puck19080318cntrspread.jpg
This was supposed to be a horrifying image when it was drawn. It's anti suffrage
http://superitch.com/?p=24940 (http://superitch.com/?p=24940)
If a lady can't gamble, smoke and drink whisky, she's not worth knowing.
I just found an awesome tumblr.
http://whattheendoftheworldlookedlike.tumblr.com/
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
I just found an awesome tumblr.
http://whattheendoftheworldlookedlike.tumblr.com/
Wow, disturbing!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
I just found an awesome tumblr.
http://whattheendoftheworldlookedlike.tumblr.com/
Damn good shit!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
I just found an awesome tumblr.
http://whattheendoftheworldlookedlike.tumblr.com/
Tumblr is for porn. Scrolled through pages and there's no porn to be found here.
Unless devastation, fire, skeletons, dead babies, and bodies does it for you. Which I guess is the case for some so it still applies.
Quote from: Da6s on January 08, 2014, 07:53:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
I just found an awesome tumblr.
http://whattheendoftheworldlookedlike.tumblr.com/
Tumblr is for porn. Scrolled through pages and there's no porn to be found here.
Unless devastation, fire, skeletons, dead babies, and bodies does it for you. Which I guess is the case for some so it still applies.
As someone who follows a lot of 'radical' types on tumblr, I can guarantee that it is in fact porn. Horrorporn is porn.
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2014, 12:52:07 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 08, 2014, 01:08:55 AM
http://superitch.com/images/2012/02/Puck19080318cntrspread.jpg
This was supposed to be a horrifying image when it was drawn. It's anti suffrage
http://superitch.com/?p=24940 (http://superitch.com/?p=24940)
If a lady can't gamble, smoke and drink whisky, she's not worth knowing.
Right? I'm actually somewhat aroused by the image.
LOOK GUYS, THE WORLD IS CATCHING UP TO US!
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awr3BQ1_700b.jpg)
JUST AS SEEN IN TV, GET 1 FOR 60 PAYMENTS OF $9,899.99 (shipping not included) NOW AND GET 20 FOR FREE!
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aM1Bn4x_460sa.gif)
and this is what we all should do before FEBRUARY (bring the koolaid)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5d6z1L_460sa.gif)
it's an election year, so
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1715856/clips/f2ps.png)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
I just found an awesome tumblr.
http://whattheendoftheworldlookedlike.tumblr.com/
WHOA.
And WTF? The caption says "Washington DC, 1925"
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3684377faea1dca60b2306b98cfcc0f/tumblr_my6uv0vWRv1ss9dfho1_r1_1280.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/36ca75ed7a5faf0598e1da5b4c170d8c/tumblr_mifqo88tiK1ro0on0o1_400.gif)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 11, 2014, 10:33:57 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/36ca75ed7a5faf0598e1da5b4c170d8c/tumblr_mifqo88tiK1ro0on0o1_400.gif)
This really creeps me out.
Aren't you glad I didn't post the creepy one instead?
Is it on fire? O.o
It does look like it might be a little bit on fire.
The mechanism must be a liar liar.
Here's the video it's from: http://boingboing.net/2010/05/06/flaming-pants-push-a.html
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08f5f2dad64f2ca39ff0c0d1569f230/tumblr_mn3qqnhhf41qzcv7no1_400.gif)
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 13, 2014, 03:04:48 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08f5f2dad64f2ca39ff0c0d1569f230/tumblr_mn3qqnhhf41qzcv7no1_400.gif)
That's hilarious!
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
I... I don't know what this is, it makes no sense whatsoever... but it speaks to me in a way.
If they weren't VHS, I feel like everything it's built upon would collapse, but I can't tell you why. Laser Discs would have been wrong too.
You've fulfilled something, today. Thank you.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/06db68457fdeb04ac087d0c830d6e117/tumblr_inline_mzeupa6G4d1rbw4b5.png)
Quote from: Cain on January 15, 2014, 10:32:41 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/06db68457fdeb04ac087d0c830d6e117/tumblr_inline_mzeupa6G4d1rbw4b5.png)
:golfclap:
Ironically found on tumblr, the home of "my outrage at you makes me right" style arguments.
Quote from: Cain on January 15, 2014, 10:32:41 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/06db68457fdeb04ac087d0c830d6e117/tumblr_inline_mzeupa6G4d1rbw4b5.png)
Oh hell yes.
(http://i.imgur.com/bnEiouH.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/teyy8r92mjj3.png)
I'd suspect this to be the work of LMNO but it seems a little crude:
(http://i.imgur.com/BpdXVLp.png)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1451474_376469995821404_272650098_n.jpg)
Trilby people.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr06/15/13/enhanced-buzz-14170-1389809650-16.jpg)
I've never seen someone actively try to repel women that hard.
Impressive.
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 16, 2014, 03:07:45 PM
I've never seen someone actively try to repel women that hard.
Impressive.
You can almost smell the excessive amounts of Axe body spray through the computer.
"Excessive" being "any".
Indeed, sir, you are correct.
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19cqtzk6dfdqlgif.gif)
(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1604930_10151917724065765_619399553_n.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
Is this what Discordians believe?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 17, 2014, 12:18:50 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
Is this what Discordians believe?
I for one, welcome our Dollar Baby overlord and his legion of Dinosaur VHSs
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on January 18, 2014, 05:18:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 17, 2014, 12:18:50 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
Is this what Discordians believe?
I for one, welcome our Dollar Baby overlord and his legion of Dinosaur VHSs
Thanks for the earworm. Much better than the car dealership jingo it bumped off.
(http://www.vinylrecords.ch/A/AL/Alice_Cooper/Billion/alice-cooper-billiondollar-2943.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Sr44Reg.jpg)
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on January 18, 2014, 05:18:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 17, 2014, 12:18:50 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
Is this what Discordians believe?
I for one, welcome our Dollar Baby overlord and his legion of Dinosaur VHSs
Yes I am just saying, I mean I am just saying. Just saying.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
Yeah I mean pretty much this
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on January 14, 2014, 03:05:23 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/82948f75936afa3ee9ce0ce93e53c40e/tumblr_mw8aqjo3hG1qzzsolo1_500.jpg)
This this this
Almost infantile urban experience!
Goan winter experience! But it makes no real cultural difference, it's all a joke.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsv2hyKiww1qawtluo1_400.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7fb3db53ca456bbd8c0676569d19e07/tumblr_myvf8oR0qP1rsagu3o1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbom7alQei1rs1xsxo1_400.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/edee0b02b68e730377334afd83b7bf44/tumblr_mzda618d4U1re5o97o1_400.jpg)
Still havent replied to Cainad's thread, because, well, I still have a thousand words to write on my real essay (I could do that tonight...but I've been doing it for 7 hours straight now, so I'm done for the day).
So, in lieu of sophisticated social and cultural explanation, here's a pic of someone being an idiot on tumblr for you to all laugh at:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/27afa53906633a9fa753aa9fa991523d/tumblr_inline_myokhdGtCC1rfmofz.png)
If that isn't an idiot, it's a good troll. :lol:
I went for a walk, and these are the things I saw:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1526710_10151969647994069_319587682_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1480626_10151969647989069_963177221_n.jpg)
I bet they do.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1012231_10151969635374069_1399094294_n.jpg)
So tempted to add "THE REAPER".
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/68613_10151969629284069_1080976164_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1557539_10151969621099069_1695537096_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1512382_10151969618779069_419415393_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1545843_10151969585509069_380894877_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1013841_10151969583404069_1160341482_n.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 18, 2014, 11:30:23 PM
I went for a walk, and these are the things I saw:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1526710_10151969647994069_319587682_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1480626_10151969647989069_963177221_n.jpg)
I bet they do.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1012231_10151969635374069_1399094294_n.jpg)
So tempted to add "THE REAPER".
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/68613_10151969629284069_1080976164_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1557539_10151969621099069_1695537096_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1512382_10151969618779069_419415393_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1545843_10151969585509069_380894877_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1013841_10151969583404069_1160341482_n.jpg)
Portland (???) really seems like some kind of punk-rock Dali painting. Surrealist graffiti, naked bicyclists, people in brightly colored clothing sometimes...
It's a pretty interesting place to live. Definitely no shortage of things to do and see.
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/a-lol-nope-6.jpg%3Fw%3D500)
STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 20, 2014, 02:36:58 AM
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/a-lol-nope-6.jpg%3Fw%3D500)
STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
HUMANSâ„¢
This is the lengths they go to for a decent MAGAZINE COVER. Our invasion plans are on hold.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 20, 2014, 02:36:58 AM
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/a-lol-nope-6.jpg%3Fw%3D500)
STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
...No kidding, that's a nice tripod he's melting.
(http://i.imgur.com/HVUAllO.gif)
Quote from: V3X on January 20, 2014, 02:46:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 20, 2014, 02:36:58 AM
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/a-lol-nope-6.jpg%3Fw%3D500)
STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
HUMANSâ„¢
This is the lengths they go to for a decent MAGAZINE COVER. Our invasion plans are on hold.
Google says he used accelerant in that shot for added DRAMA.
Quote from: Pæs on January 20, 2014, 08:51:12 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 20, 2014, 02:46:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 20, 2014, 02:36:58 AM
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/a-lol-nope-6.jpg%3Fw%3D500)
STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
HUMANSâ„¢
This is the lengths they go to for a decent MAGAZINE COVER. Our invasion plans are on hold.
Google says he used accelerant in that shot for added DRAMA.
Ahh, that makes it makes sense, because I was wondering how his shoes could be on fire without melting, let alone a metal tripod.
Google ruins everything. :tgrr:
Still a cool shot.
It reminds me of that art school kid who left the piano on a sandbar. I'm not convinced that the back story takes away from the image.
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
HUMANSâ„¢
This is the lengths they go to for a decent MAGAZINE COVER. Our invasion plans are on hold.
Google says he used accelerant in that shot for added DRAMA.
Whatever keeps the aliens afraid.
(http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/user/131413/ramen%20incredibeard.jpg) (http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/natural-beauty-fashion/blogs/mr-incredibeard-harnesses-the-power-of-hair)
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:aaa:
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Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 20, 2014, 06:08:38 PM
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
HUMANSâ„¢
This is the lengths they go to for a decent MAGAZINE COVER. Our invasion plans are on hold.
Google says he used accelerant in that shot for added DRAMA.
Ahh, that makes it makes sense, because I was wondering how his shoes could be on fire without melting, let alone a metal tripod.
Yes.
The soles would be a puddle of bubbling, smoking liquid. And that guy would be out of the frame screaming bloody murder while trying to run on skinless feet.
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
HUMANSâ„¢
This is the lengths they go to for a decent MAGAZINE COVER. Our invasion plans are on hold.
Google says he used accelerant in that shot for added DRAMA.
Ahh, that makes it makes sense, because I was wondering how his shoes could be on fire without melting, let alone a metal tripod.
Yes.
The soles would be a puddle of bubbling, smoking liquid. And that guy would be out of the frame screaming bloody murder while trying to run on skinless feet.
:fap:
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Oooooh. The feels, they hurt. Ung.
Don't feel too sad. You see the look on that triangle's face? That is a face that will KILL A MOTHERFUCKER, once it works out how to get to that round chicken fucker. All it takes is time.
The square, of course, has no guts.
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:mittens:
Quote from: Alty on January 22, 2014, 08:03:18 AM
Don't feel too sad. You see the look on that triangle's face? That is a face that will KILL A MOTHERFUCKER, once it works out how to get to that round chicken fucker. All it takes is time.
The square, of course, has no guts.
Given the state of the wall, I'd bet he gets through eventually.
Then Circle dude is going to get FUCKED UP.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 20, 2014, 02:36:58 AM
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
:lulz: We have a meme in Software QA, "Always Be Recording" (for obvious reasons). I made an image-macro out of this one, "Always Be Recording - Even if the floor IS lava!"
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So that's where Mary Poppins got her cough syrup. I always wondered.
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So that's where Mary Poppins got her cough syrup. I always wondered.
Can't stop watching
Quote from: Bu☆ns on January 24, 2014, 02:30:36 AM
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So that's where Mary Poppins got her cough syrup. I always wondered.
Can't stop watching
SAME. I watched it for five minutes because I had myself convinced that at the very end when the pour is pulled back to the second to last glass it changed color back to the orange, hinting at a trick of light.
But I don't know. I just don't know.
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Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 23, 2014, 02:11:06 AM
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So that's where Mary Poppins got her cough syrup. I always wondered.
Can't stop watching
SAME. I watched it for five minutes because I had myself convinced that at the very end when the pour is pulled back to the second to last glass it changed color back to the orange, hinting at a trick of light.
But I don't know. I just don't know.
Dudes, rainbow shots.
http://www.thefndc.com/how-to-make-rainbow-shots/
IF I DON'T CLICK THE LINK, THE MAGIC CAN'T BE RUINED.
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IF I DON'T CLICK THE LINK, THE MAGIC CAN'T BE RUINED.
:lulz:
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Oh those wacky French horsies.
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT.
NO. LAVA GOOD.
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I dare anyone on this site to send these in as legitimate complaints to DearCoquette (http://dearcoquette.com/). I
dare you.
My issue with the first world problems meme is that some of those are funny on their own. Adding "first world problems" to it just fucks up the punchline.
Tumblr has new terms of service:
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:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
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Tumblr has new terms of service:
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Hey, I made the cut!
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MAKE IT RAIN!!!111
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They forgot the one where you go to a site that has a list of things, like "The Seven Best Dog Breeds For Apartment Living" or "Twelve Common Makeup Blunders" and instead of just having it on one page, every item is on its own page and you have to click and wait for them to load, you see it's another one of THOSE and say FUCK IT.
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Genius! :lulz:
http://letshearitforthegoats.tumblr.com/post/75161664410
Cannot seem to make gifs go.
I want to go to there.
http://geologyrocks.tumblr.com/post/75167854134/spaceplasma-boiling-lava-in-marum-crater
Quote from: Alty on January 31, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
I want to go to there.
http://geologyrocks.tumblr.com/post/75167854134/spaceplasma-boiling-lava-in-marum-crater
:eek:
Quote from: Alty on January 31, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
I want to go to there.
http://geologyrocks.tumblr.com/post/75167854134/spaceplasma-boiling-lava-in-marum-crater
Vulcanology was something I briefly looked into for graduate education. I'd still like to do it someday.
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Quote from: Alty on January 31, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
I want to go to there.
http://geologyrocks.tumblr.com/post/75167854134/spaceplasma-boiling-lava-in-marum-crater
Vulcanology was something I briefly looked into for graduate education. I'd still like to do it someday.
I would imagine it will probably become a rapidly growing field as we try other energy sources.
I just want to stand down there, so close to certain doom.
Maybe bring a golden ring with me.
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That's great! :lulz:
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Caption this...
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"Too soon?"
I don't get it.
Philip Seymore Hoffman OD'd last night in NYC.
Quote from: Alty on February 01, 2014, 12:56:17 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on February 01, 2014, 12:52:53 AM
Quote from: Alty on January 31, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
I want to go to there.
http://geologyrocks.tumblr.com/post/75167854134/spaceplasma-boiling-lava-in-marum-crater
Vulcanology was something I briefly looked into for graduate education. I'd still like to do it someday.
I would imagine it will probably become a rapidly growing field as we try other energy sources.
I just want to stand down there, so close to certain doom.
Maybe bring a golden ring with me.
Hell, any excuse to build some kind of scientific lab on/in a volcano gets my vote and money. It'd be practically mandatory to mark one area as "Lair".
Where is the kickstarter for this?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
Philip Seymore Hoffman OD'd last night in NYC.
I don't know why but I'm having a hard time being sympathetic about this whole thing like everyone else... Maybe it's the meds fluctuating.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 03, 2014, 04:05:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
Philip Seymore Hoffman OD'd last night in NYC.
I don't know why but I'm having a hard time being sympathetic about this whole thing like everyone else... Maybe it's the meds fluctuating.
46 years old is too old for an OD. Christ, even Keith Richards knows that.
A lot of people seem to be taking the "duh" approach to the fact that he died from heroin overdose. I don't even know who the guy was but a little bit of respect dies each time someone I think should know better expresses contempt rather than compassion for the death of a person who had to have been horribly emotionally tormented and/or psychologically damaged in order to succumb to such a nasty, dangerous drug. Heroin so often seems to be a form of self-punishment, the way heavy drinking is. If he had been a terrible person in his life I could understand the contempt a little better, but as it stands, I can only perceive it as insecurity and weak-mindedness on the part of those expressing it; a desire to elevate themselves over some poor dead junkie because they "know better" and he ostensibly didn't.
It feels pretty similar to expressing contempt for those who commit suicide. Suicide is a shitty shitty thing to do to the people you leave behind, but nobody in their wholly right mind does it.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:22:39 PM
A lot of people seem to be taking the "duh" approach to the fact that he died from heroin overdose. I don't even know who the guy was but a little bit of respect dies each time someone I think should know better expresses contempt rather than compassion for the death of a person who had to have been horribly emotionally tormented and/or psychologically damaged in order to succumb to such a nasty, dangerous drug. Heroin so often seems to be a form of self-punishment, the way heavy drinking is. If he had been a terrible person in his life I could understand the contempt a little better, but as it stands, I can only perceive it as insecurity and weak-mindedness on the part of those expressing it; a desire to elevate themselves over some poor dead junkie because they "know better" and he ostensibly didn't.
There's a certain level of venom on FB that reminds me of "I HOPE JUSTIN BEIBER GETS RAPED IN JAIL HURRR HURRR", but there's also a lot of :(
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:23:37 PM
It feels pretty similar to expressing contempt for those who commit suicide. Suicide is a shitty shitty thing to do to the people you leave behind, but nobody in their wholly right mind does it.
It is by definition a mentally ill act, which should inspire some level of sympathy. Unless you're bailing from a horrible terminal illness or something, in which case sympathy is still in order.
Over the last few days I've had quite a few acquaintances go out of their way to demonstrate to me that they aren't really people I want to know, actually, so I'm probably a little more touchy about this than usual.
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Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:22:39 PM
A lot of people seem to be taking the "duh" approach to the fact that he died from heroin overdose. I don't even know who the guy was but a little bit of respect dies each time someone I think should know better expresses contempt rather than compassion for the death of a person who had to have been horribly emotionally tormented and/or psychologically damaged in order to succumb to such a nasty, dangerous drug. Heroin so often seems to be a form of self-punishment, the way heavy drinking is. If he had been a terrible person in his life I could understand the contempt a little better, but as it stands, I can only perceive it as insecurity and weak-mindedness on the part of those expressing it; a desire to elevate themselves over some poor dead junkie because they "know better" and he ostensibly didn't.
There's a certain level of venom on FB that reminds me of "I HOPE JUSTIN BEIBER GETS RAPED IN JAIL HURRR HURRR", but there's also a lot of :(
Yeah I'm just going through and weeding out the people who are openly total monsters. I don't know if they think they're being "edgy" or what, I don't want to know them.
The people who are all sad and grieving a Hollywood celebrity I don't really get either, but I'll give them a pass because at least they're demonstrating some normal human attachment and compassion.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:27:15 PM
Yeah I'm just going through and weeding out the people who are openly total monsters. I don't know if they think they're being "edgy" or what, I don't want to know them.
They remind me too much of Jonathan Bost. When I see someone write something like that, I ask them to consider what they just said. Invariably, they dig in their heels and I go to the control panel.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 05:28:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:27:15 PM
Yeah I'm just going through and weeding out the people who are openly total monsters. I don't know if they think they're being "edgy" or what, I don't want to know them.
They remind me too much of Jonathan Bost. When I see someone write something like that, I ask them to consider what they just said. Invariably, they dig in their heels and I go to the control panel.
Yeah I just blocked one who felt for some reason the need to inform me via private message that he feels no compassion for Mia Farrow's kid because her letter "guilt-tripped" him about liking Woody Allen movies.
I don't know whether the whole thing is a lie and Farrow had her daughter brainwashed. Could be, sure. But why he decided that he needed to express that particular sentiment to me privately, I have no idea. Patrick Livingston or somesuch name.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 05:28:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:27:15 PM
Yeah I'm just going through and weeding out the people who are openly total monsters. I don't know if they think they're being "edgy" or what, I don't want to know them.
They remind me too much of Jonathan Bost. When I see someone write something like that, I ask them to consider what they just said. Invariably, they dig in their heels and I go to the control panel.
Yeah I just blocked one who felt for some reason the need to inform me via private message that he feels no compassion for Mia Farrow's kid because her letter "guilt-tripped" him about liking Woody Allen movies.
I don't know whether the whole thing is a lie and Farrow had her daughter brainwashed. Could be, sure. But why he decided that he needed to express that particular sentiment to me privately, I have no idea. Patrick Livingston or somesuch name.
Oh, that nut? Somehow, he's in my feed, too.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
Philip Seymore Hoffman OD'd last night in NYC.
That's a fancy way of saying WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE ILLUMINATI (https://www.google.co.uk/#q=Philip+Seymour+Hoffman+illuminati&spell=1).
We got into a pretty in-depth discussion on addiction last night on my Facebook. My friend Kyle, who's mother and father have battled with heroin addiction his whole life, is devoting his career to helping others try to overcome it. While my typical reaction to ODs is me shaking my head and going, "I wish people would know better by now" I know it's not as easy as that. Then we had the diabetic come in and tell us that addiction isn't really a disease, because she has a really real for real disease. So I gave her some Professor Cramulus to watch and told her to fuck off. When I was 16 years old, I had to "babysit" my neighbor's daughter as she was going through withdrawals. Holy. Fuck. NO. That is a goddamn sickness, and it scared the living shit out of me, but at the same time, I think that's why I may hold some contempt for those that will put themselves into that situation. There's a whole lot of "why?!" floating around in my head, but everybody has their own vices that even I cannot comprehend. I would be lying if I said I wasn't addicted to caffeine, so in a way, I'm a bit of a hypocrite.
Do I lose respect for people who willingly poison themselves in attempts to get high? Yes, but, I also gain a whole new level of respect for them if they can beat it. My friend John has been sober since 2003. It took him 2 years in prison and his wife leaving him, but it snapped him out of it, and now he's just stuck very hard on caffeine and nicotine, but is doing really well on the cigarette front. Addiction is nasty, it's more than a disease, imo, it's beyond that. Personally, I am all for the decriminalization of small possessions, in hopes that it will have people openly seeking help instead of hiding it in fear of repercussions.
For what it's worth, PS Hoffman was a pretty amazing actor. Won an oscar for Capote, and has been a staple in borderline-Hollywood movies that make you uncomfortable.
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2014, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
Philip Seymore Hoffman OD'd last night in NYC.
That's a fancy way of saying WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE ILLUMINATI (https://www.google.co.uk/#q=Philip+Seymour+Hoffman+illuminati&spell=1).
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2014, 05:44:41 PM
For what it's worth, PS Hoffman was a pretty amazing actor. Won an oscar for Capote, and has been a staple in borderline-Hollywood movies that make you uncomfortable.
I totally agree. He was amazing on-screen, but unfortunately something drove him to drugs, which ruins it for me, and makes me ask the "why?!" again.
Quote from: Cain on February 03, 2014, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
Philip Seymore Hoffman OD'd last night in NYC.
That's a fancy way of saying WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE ILLUMINATI (https://www.google.co.uk/#q=Philip+Seymour+Hoffman+illuminati&spell=1).
God bless the internet.
Apparently, he was rather open about his addictive personality. NPR has a clip of him being very open about his difficulties. Sadly, the Hollywood culture is terribly toxic to someone like that.
They just released that he was found with 50 bags of heroin and addiction meds. Good LORD.
Quote from: The Suu on February 03, 2014, 07:37:01 PM
They just released that he was found with 50 bags of heroin and addiction meds. Good LORD.
I'd say that's more than the average addiction.
I would say it would indicate dealing.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 03, 2014, 07:57:48 PM
I would say it would indicate dealing.
Or just being really, really serious about having a good time.
Up to a dozen, I may have agreed. That quantity would say to me that he's either got customers (surely a possibility) or an addiction to variety and danger as well as heroin. The former strikes me as much more likely, but, minimal information.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 03, 2014, 07:37:01 PM
They just released that he was found with 50 bags of heroin and addiction meds. Good LORD.
I'd say that's more than the average addiction.
If the average addict were as rich as he was they would probably have that much heroin on them too.
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 04, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 03, 2014, 07:37:01 PM
They just released that he was found with 50 bags of heroin and addiction meds. Good LORD.
I'd say that's more than the average addiction.
If the average addict were as rich as he was they would probably have that much heroin on them too.
That's like saying that if a smoker was rich, they'd have 6000 packs of smokes in the glove box.
If I were rich I think I'd adorn myself in bags of heroin just to prove that I had the means to do so.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 04, 2014, 12:17:17 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 04, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 03, 2014, 07:37:01 PM
They just released that he was found with 50 bags of heroin and addiction meds. Good LORD.
I'd say that's more than the average addiction.
If the average addict were as rich as he was they would probably have that much heroin on them too.
That's like saying that if a smoker was rich, they'd have 6000 packs of smokes in the glove box.
I don't really think it is since buying heroin and cigarettes are nothing alike. Cigarettes are reliably always able to purchase. Drug dealers are flakey and run out of shit, buy in bulk so its always around!
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 03, 2014, 05:22:39 PM
A lot of people seem to be taking the "duh" approach to the fact that he died from heroin overdose. I don't even know who the guy was but a little bit of respect dies each time someone I think should know better expresses contempt rather than compassion for the death of a person who had to have been horribly emotionally tormented and/or psychologically damaged in order to succumb to such a nasty, dangerous drug. Heroin so often seems to be a form of self-punishment, the way heavy drinking is. If he had been a terrible person in his life I could understand the contempt a little better, but as it stands, I can only perceive it as insecurity and weak-mindedness on the part of those expressing it; a desire to elevate themselves over some poor dead junkie because they "know better" and he ostensibly didn't.
Well I have no excuse... Although I typically try to look deeply into things that tend to intensify human nature. I think it's probably too much for me lately and it's easier to remain shallow.
From this perspective, however, I can kind of see how anyone desensitized by media might automatically lump this into the same category as Bieber getting arrested. And it's clearly not...I know this and I know better.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 04, 2014, 03:43:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 03, 2014, 05:22:39 PM
A lot of people seem to be taking the "duh" approach to the fact that he died from heroin overdose. I don't even know who the guy was but a little bit of respect dies each time someone I think should know better expresses contempt rather than compassion for the death of a person who had to have been horribly emotionally tormented and/or psychologically damaged in order to succumb to such a nasty, dangerous drug. Heroin so often seems to be a form of self-punishment, the way heavy drinking is. If he had been a terrible person in his life I could understand the contempt a little better, but as it stands, I can only perceive it as insecurity and weak-mindedness on the part of those expressing it; a desire to elevate themselves over some poor dead junkie because they "know better" and he ostensibly didn't.
Well I have no excuse... Although I typically try to look deeply into things that tend to intensify human nature. I think it's probably too much for me lately and it's easier to remain shallow.
From this perspective, however, I can kind of see how anyone desensitized by media might automatically lump this into the same category as Bieber getting arrested. And it's clearly not...I know this and I know better.
And that makes you a biped.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/voynich_manuscript.png)
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 04, 2014, 12:23:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 04, 2014, 12:17:17 AM
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 07:38:10 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 03, 2014, 07:37:01 PM
They just released that he was found with 50 bags of heroin and addiction meds. Good LORD.
I'd say that's more than the average addiction.
If the average addict were as rich as he was they would probably have that much heroin on them too.
That's like saying that if a smoker was rich, they'd have 6000 packs of smokes in the glove box.
I don't really think it is since buying heroin and cigarettes are nothing alike. Cigarettes are reliably always able to purchase. Drug dealers are flakey and run out of shit, buy in bulk so its always around!
I can assure you, a drug dealer to someone with Hoffman's financial means and connections is not going to be flakey in any sense of the word. If he or she were, Hoffman would look to someone else, for starters.
Plus, the heroin found in Hoffman's apartment was branded. Ace of Hearts and Ace of Spades. You don't brand your drugs unless you've got a secure supply and are looking to expand your market, that is after all the point of branding. The NYPD are apparently thinking along the same lines, they are
very keen to speak with Hoffman's dealer right now.
In addition to the heroin, they also found trace amounts of cocaine and:
QuoteCops also discovered an assortment of prescription pills, including:
Clonidine hydrochloride, a blood-pressure medication.
Buprenorphine, an addiction-treatment drug.
Vyvanse, which is used to treat attention-deficit disorder.
Hydroxyzine, used to treat anxiety.
Methocarbamol, a muscle relaxant.
Now if I were a drug dealer, selling to someone who was known for being open about having taken drugs before, I might try and see if I could become his supplier, and let him deal the stuff to his social circle. Just throwing it out there as a suggestion. It would make good business sense, capitalising on his social network and their wealth.
QuoteNow if I were a drug dealer, selling to someone who was known for being open about having taken drugs before, I might try and see if I could become his supplier, and let him deal the stuff to his social circle. Just throwing it out there as a suggestion. It would make good business sense, capitalising on his social network and their wealth.
That's probably on the nose. That there were 50 bags struck me as a rather large number to begin with but if that's to a circle of say 5/10 people it becomes very plausible scenario.
ETA - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26025780
Related, now up to 70 bags. Another notch on the "dealing" side I'd say.
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
(http://thankstextbooks.tumblr.com/image/26828224287)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Mmmk -- I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Mmmk -- I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.
white girl makes comic on white privilege, gets death threats, public gets outraged while she sees her colored friends with the same sort of comic get ignored, she quits.
A sad story, really.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/7d6d782514468bcdd5d25e1900fc41a0/tumblr_mznvraYCX11qbl8c9o1_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/c1732af5b31d0a5e1046ad65d6522599/tumblr_inline_n0iywpwck31r0719l.gif)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/1b98748556f1efaac3ccf76baf81c4cd/tumblr_mxbxdaJfOw1qc6vwpo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/22a7ac2911153a10ff6879141d50a01e/tumblr_n0efdl3gyz1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg)
The caption on the second pic is wrong.
That is no longer the photographer's house. It is the cougar's house now.
Quote from: :regret: on February 05, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Mmmk -- I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.
white girl makes comic on white privilege, gets death threats, public gets outraged while she sees her colored friends with the same sort of comic get ignored, she quits.
A sad story, really.
The correct reaction would have been to make police reports on the death threats and then DO IT HARDER.
I can't hold it against her, though. Some people still give a fuck.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 06, 2014, 02:59:24 AM
Quote from: :regret: on February 05, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Mmmk -- I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.
white girl makes comic on white privilege, gets death threats, public gets outraged while she sees her colored friends with the same sort of comic get ignored, she quits.
A sad story, really.
The correct reaction would have been to make police reports on the death threats and then DO IT HARDER.
I can't hold it against her, though. Some people still give a fuck.
Yeah...I can understand the wanting to back off, but on the other hand, 'death threats' are a sign you're doing something right.....mostly.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 06, 2014, 02:59:24 AM
Quote from: :regret: on February 05, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Mmmk -- I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.
white girl makes comic on white privilege, gets death threats, public gets outraged while she sees her colored friends with the same sort of comic get ignored, she quits.
A sad story, really.
The correct reaction would have been to make police reports on the death threats and then DO IT HARDER.
I can't hold it against her, though. Some people still give a fuck.
Given the fact the cartoonist is a chick and the death threats were internet based, the cops probably told told that 1.) She asked for it and 2.) Ignore it and it will go away.
(http://i.imgur.com/YgjlXGd.jpg)
Oops.
Also, really, to hell with both of them.
Indeed. I'm expecting that to end badly for all if legit.
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/legacy.jpg)
Quote from: Alty on February 06, 2014, 07:05:25 PM
Also, really, to hell with both of them.
nah, both are fake out clickbait stunts http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/
(http://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/girl.jpg)
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 06, 2014, 07:16:27 PM
Indeed. I'm expecting that to end badly for all if legit.
(http://media.oglaf.com/comic/legacy.jpg)
oglaf is hilarious!
Quote from: Cramulus on February 06, 2014, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 06, 2014, 07:05:25 PM
Also, really, to hell with both of them.
nah, both are fake out clickbait stunts http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/11/elyse-porterfield/
(http://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/girl.jpg)
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
:lulz:
This is so much better than what I expected. Bullshit clickbait with a purpose. Wonderful.
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Is that from Priscilla?
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 06, 2014, 07:20:51 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on February 06, 2014, 02:59:24 AM
Quote from: :regret: on February 05, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 03:10:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 05, 2014, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 04, 2014, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 04, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
Read this : http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/this-comic-perfectly-explains-what-white-privilege-is
THEN read this : http://jamietheignorantamerican.tumblr.com/post/72154890106/go-forth-and-educate-yourselves
Wow. On the nose, in both instances.
Has the second link changed since this post?
Nope.
Mmmk -- I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.
white girl makes comic on white privilege, gets death threats, public gets outraged while she sees her colored friends with the same sort of comic get ignored, she quits.
A sad story, really.
The correct reaction would have been to make police reports on the death threats and then DO IT HARDER.
I can't hold it against her, though. Some people still give a fuck.
Yeah...I can understand the wanting to back off, but on the other hand, 'death threats' are a sign you're doing something right.....mostly.
Yeah, except that she only got those death threats and that attention because she was white, and what I got from her resignation was that
that was what disheartened her the most.
Then of course there is the fact that for most bloggers, it isn't their career, and the stress of receiving massive negativity and death threats can significantly detract from the energy they need to put into the other important things in their lives, such as work, school, family, etc.
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/s526x395/1507187_295507283936216_485065185_n.jpg)
Yanno, when looking for a spirit animal, when you feel like a loner, a wolf is just not a good bet.
It indicates, to me anyway, dysfunction. A lone wolf is never a happy wolf and will probably not last long. Wolves hunt large animals in packs, they live for the pack. A much more appropriate animal is a raven. This is just common sense.
Anyway,
(http://i.imgur.com/MysL2fF.jpg)
My spirit animal is a happy raven:
(https://www.zazzle.com/rlv/happy_raven_bird_cartoon_sticker-r3710e22216864f72aad13dfee6adf2f6_v9waf_8byvr_512.jpg)
Quote from: Alty on February 08, 2014, 11:50:55 PM
Yanno, when looking for a spirit animal, when you feel like a loner, a wolf is just not a good bet.
It indicates, to me anyway, dysfunction. A lone wolf is never a happy wolf and will probably not last long. Wolves hunt large animals in packs, they live for the pack. A much more appropriate animal is a raven. This is just common sense.
Anyway,
(http://i.imgur.com/MysL2fF.jpg)
Suggesting an amendment: people who use the handle of "wolf something" or "something wolf" on the internet or get wolves shaved into their haircut are irredeemable shitnecks.
That guy is either a total douchebag or completely awesome.
Here is the original, this guy is local.
(http://i.imgur.com/xKRlsFH.jpg)
That's the kind of haircut that could make a kid's year.
Especially if his dad got one similar.
Knuckles or Dr. Robotnik perhaos.
:lol:
That barber is wicked talented.
WOW
SUCH COIN
VERY DOGECOIN
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(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5dG4AG_460sa.gif)
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Quote from: The Johnny on February 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 05:39:14 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on February 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this.
It's even better if you're listening to music while watching it. Any old song will do, but let me know if you find any tunes that are particularly hilarious.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 10, 2014, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 05:39:14 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on February 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this.
It's even better if you're listening to music while watching it. Any old song will do, but let me know if you find any tunes that are particularly hilarious.
You're welcome (http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=l_zsz_MlVvI)
BEST WEBSITE EVER
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030113/chicken-fight.gif)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 10, 2014, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 10, 2014, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 05:39:14 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on February 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif)
I cannot stop laughing at this.
It's even better if you're listening to music while watching it. Any old song will do, but let me know if you find any tunes that are particularly hilarious.
You're welcome (http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=l_zsz_MlVvI)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That was pretty perfect.
I feel like both of these also work really well
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=1SwlqFc8RHA
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
I feel like both of these also work really well
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=1SwlqFc8RHA
:lulz: YES!
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 10, 2014, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
I feel like both of these also work really well
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=1SwlqFc8RHA
:lulz: YES!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=6G1uEPtumI0
Another winner.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1690405_10152016927284069_1834027881_n.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
I feel like both of these also work really well
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=1SwlqFc8RHA
I fucking poomped at the second one. :lulz: Solid gold.
Unenthused grapes are unenthused.
They are plums. With faces. Faceplums.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 10, 2014, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 10, 2014, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 05:39:14 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on February 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif)
I cannot stop laughing at this.
It's even better if you're listening to music while watching it. Any old song will do, but let me know if you find any tunes that are particularly hilarious.
You're welcome (http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=l_zsz_MlVvI)
Haha, I need more of that in my life :lol:
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2014, 01:38:34 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 10, 2014, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 10, 2014, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 05:39:14 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on February 09, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this.
It's even better if you're listening to music while watching it. Any old song will do, but let me know if you find any tunes that are particularly hilarious.
You're welcome (http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=l_zsz_MlVvI)
Haha, I need more of that in my life :lol:
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velvet Skin Sacs on February 10, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
I feel like both of these also work really well
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=1SwlqFc8RHA
Thank you!
Quote from: The Suu on February 10, 2014, 11:46:39 PM
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=6G1uEPtumI0
Another winner.
Alright, seriously, this is my new favorite hobby.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2014, 01:44:04 AM
Quote from: The Suu on February 10, 2014, 11:46:39 PM
http://gifsound.com/?gif=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E3pO_460sa.gif&v=6G1uEPtumI0
Another winner.
Alright, seriously, this is my new favorite hobby.
Right? Also in case you missed the link: http://www.reddit.com/r/gifsound
http://gifsound.com/?gif=reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/taking-selfies-drunk-katy-perry-roar-monkey.gif&v=PpccpglnNf0 this could get out of hand
MOAR: http://gifsound.com/?gif=reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/baby-orangutan-belly-rubbed-unnecessarily-censored-gifs.gif&v=38v51JvIv0A
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajrxg58_700b_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYMGYL_460sa.gif)
idk about factual accuracy, but... fits the profile
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aM1ngW6_700b.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/4e042a3cfbd432126edc13eeda40ef36/tumblr_n0lhtd5ATR1qib7ino1_500.jpg)
(http://www.latorra.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Promethea-16.png)
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34844964.jpg)
oh right i almost forgot about this one, but teh Nigel likes this, right?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ay512E8_700b.jpg)
:eek:
Quote from: The Johnny on February 12, 2014, 04:54:32 AM
oh right i almost forgot about this one, but teh Nigel likes this, right?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ay512E8_700b.jpg)
I have seen this several times. What is the message?
Nothing good i would think... a woman made of babies... baby parts are what creates woman... woman cannot exist without babies... babies and woman are the same thing...
but upon closer imspection... im not sure the pectorals are female boobs... and that kind of looks like a penis... is it male or a hermophradite???
a man made of babies?¿...
:?
Quote from: The Johnny on February 12, 2014, 08:18:40 AM
Nothing good i would think... a woman made of babies... baby parts are what creates woman... woman cannot exist without babies... babies and woman are the same thing...
but upon closer imspection... im not sure the pectorals are female boobs... and that kind of looks like a penis... is it male or a hermophradite???
a man made of babies?¿...
:?
That is clearly a man. It means men are all babies?
It means a Toys R Us was shutting down and someone passing had far too much meth and money to not do it.
I was sold as soon as I noticed the one peeking over the shoulder :eek:
Personally I don't give a fuck about messages in art. Even when they're obvious as fuck, I tend to ignore them. Mainly to spite art in general
I thought it has something to do with how you weigh 8 pounds at birth and now you're 160 pounds, so where did those other 19 people come from...
Source: http://www.lostateminor.com/2014/02/03/artist-creates-sculptures-made-hundreds-discarded-toy-parts/
I think it's a commentary on how our nipples are made of baby ears.
Cheap materials are cheap?
Art is infantile?
Life imitates art. Art imitates TV.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2014, 08:45:04 PM
I was sold as soon as I noticed the one peeking over the shoulder :eek:
Personally I don't give a fuck about messages in art. Even when they're obvious as fuck, I tend to ignore them. Mainly to spite art in general
It's fun to think about, but I don't think art needs a message, necessarily. My roommate has an art degree. It's something that has come up when I'm doing something artsy. I tell him art assignments need an explanation. Real art ain't gotta 'splain shit.
"I made something Meaningful. Lookit the Meaningful Thing. LOOK. AT. IT."
Sometimes, the message of art is "fuck you, art doesn't need a message". Of course, that in of itself is a message.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/5d6a5c7c3f86c7c702bc0ff5de28813f/tumblr_n0c8gbsajp1rjb47jo1_500.jpg)
Someone spammed this on a facebook comment. Laughed so much my cock turned inside out
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1609975_651913804870483_1521740531_n.jpg)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2014, 05:48:09 PM
Someone spammed this on a facebook comment. Laughed so much my cock turned inside out
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1609975_651913804870483_1521740531_n.jpg)
:lulz:
I'm stealing this!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2014, 05:48:09 PM
Someone spammed this on a facebook comment. Laughed so much my cock turned inside out
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1609975_651913804870483_1521740531_n.jpg)
Many funny! Much use, very wow!
https://www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt
There's some quality here, if you like crap MS paint drawings that is. I do.
"Vladimir Putin as every member of the Village People"
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1507187_295507283936216_485065185_n.jpg)
"Where's Wally executes Scottish Panda"
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1544469_286359141517697_987828083_n.jpg)
"alien civilisation consisting of Nicolas Cage lookalikes bowed down praying to a statue of Adrian Chiles"
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/63679_283008815186063_131432069_n.jpg)
Borderline SFW (http://wtftattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catfish.jpg) Linked just in case you work somewhere there's no sense of humour
NSFW
http://imgur.com/89aBUlV
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1010090_10152244727903281_370807755_n.jpg)
Keep calm, folks, it's just a party!
(http://i.imgur.com/tJr6PAy.jpg)
Wow.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/417279ac00906e40e4fabcf44cd68659_zps01326897.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 15, 2014, 04:02:46 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/417279ac00906e40e4fabcf44cd68659_zps01326897.jpg)
That's pretty much where I am.
I'm fighting a cold. A Muay Thai movie is on. Ephedrine and wine are fighting. The wife is at the gay bar. I'd sleep, but ephedrine.
(http://i.imgur.com/rIBKtWl.gif)
(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1625503_765614873449493_822645360_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsczpzQUr01qkvbwso1_r1_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/JhUfxkC.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/VRF6YpE.gif)
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on February 16, 2014, 06:10:29 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsczpzQUr01qkvbwso1_r1_500.png)
kitty!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 16, 2014, 04:43:45 AM
(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1625503_765614873449493_822645360_n.jpg)
Pretty much still and always my favorite pic ever.
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1743580_877180122311442_1945802181_n.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/bfc3c89fe76113dd4cdf65a49aec273e/tumblr_n1dmcnGUu71qkt6yoo1_500.png)
People on Facebook - saying "WTF" in response to Onion articles since 2005
(http://i.imgur.com/rWGc8l2.gif)
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 12:26:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rWGc8l2.gif)
Whoever set this up is a genius.
I've gotta wonder how he tested this. It must have taken some serious trial & error to get that can to swing to the right spot. My guess is that the prankster suffered more than the prankee.
But hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, right now, you staring at this gif,
that's turning him on. Now
you're the pervert.
QuoteBut hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, right now, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.
Now you're the pervert.
In this age, I'd struggle to argue that this is not a distinct possibility. People have been staging "You've been framed" videos for decades so the odds of a kid going out of his way to injure himself to attempt to make a viral video have to be at least 50%.
In cases like "One man one jar" the odds rise significantly to damn near certain.
We need this.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1653453_721499397883475_536272964_n.jpg)
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
QuoteBut hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, Eventually, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.
Now you're the pervert.
In this age, I'd struggle to argue that this is not a distinct possibility. People have been staging "You've been framed" videos for decades so the odds of a kid going out of his way to injure himself to attempt to make a viral video have to be at least 50%.
In cases like "One man one jar" the odds rise significantly to damn near certain.
No matter what you are doing, and where, somebody is getting off on the idea of you doing whatever you're doing. Maybe not you, specifically -- hopefully they don't know you, and so can't fill in the details -- but someone like you doing what you're doing.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 26, 2014, 04:35:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
QuoteBut hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, Eventually, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.
Now you're the pervert.
In this age, I'd struggle to argue that this is not a distinct possibility. People have been staging "You've been framed" videos for decades so the odds of a kid going out of his way to injure himself to attempt to make a viral video have to be at least 50%.
In cases like "One man one jar" the odds rise significantly to damn near certain.
No matter what you are doing, and where, somebody is getting off on the idea of you doing whatever you're doing. Maybe not you, specifically -- hopefully they don't know you, and so can't fill in the details -- but someone like you doing what you're doing.
Right now, I'm imagining someone somewhere doing that to me an it's making me hard :fap:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 26, 2014, 03:05:48 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 26, 2014, 04:35:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 03:15:10 PM
QuoteBut hmm! I wonder if the guy in the picture is the creator of this prank, and he just gets off on you watching him get whapped in the balls. Like, Eventually, you staring at this gif, that's turning him on.
Now you're the pervert.
In this age, I'd struggle to argue that this is not a distinct possibility. People have been staging "You've been framed" videos for decades so the odds of a kid going out of his way to injure himself to attempt to make a viral video have to be at least 50%.
In cases like "One man one jar" the odds rise significantly to damn near certain.
No matter what you are doing, and where, somebody is getting off on the idea of you doing whatever you're doing. Maybe not you, specifically -- hopefully they don't know you, and so can't fill in the details -- but someone like you doing what you're doing.
Right now, I'm imagining someone somewhere doing that to me an it's making me hard :fap:
Just so you know, they know that too and that also excites them. It's like a rather fucked up OODA loop, but with wanking.
http://twicr.tumblr.com/image/77902410415
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/HeilWut_zps770f950d.jpg)
(Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and German Chancellor Angela Merkel)
(http://i.imgur.com/YAEuP9o.jpg)
It took me a few seconds to realise that this was not in fact Roger whispering horrible truth to a passing child.
I'm still not certain.
I'm going to tell you a secret, child: There is no God. And you're too young to ever remember me saying this.
\
(http://i.imgur.com/YAEuP9o.jpg)
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 26, 2014, 09:27:59 PM
It took me a few seconds to realise that this was not in fact Roger whispering horrible truth to a passing child.
I'm still not certain.
"One day, you'll be an ALTAR BOY!"
:lulz:
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5637/18803586.7/0_7dd72_fbe6b951_orig)
ISH NAO HAV DEATHWISH??????????
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/amXV0zV_700b.jpg)
BAHAHAHAH TURKEY CURSE FOR YUO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBLBELBLERBHEBEEBLGOLOGOLEGLBOLOBLOBLOB
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYDewL_700b.jpg)
Now THAT'S absurdity done the way I like it!
I'M IN
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/iXlH3rjkhk2dLFcUORVSbvkVBSC7BEh37OYsJD1BiR6b=w598-h797-no)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/c468297d403127b81a0cfa3c5d32cf59/tumblr_mxx2ndCrLV1t4geuco1_500.png)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/de65ed2b6e997255583181f1883c481e/tumblr_n0xzko21hk1rfp0s4o1_400.gif)
Quote from: Cramulus on February 28, 2014, 06:36:07 PM
I'M IN
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/iXlH3rjkhk2dLFcUORVSbvkVBSC7BEh37OYsJD1BiR6b=w598-h797-no)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/mcyhtGQ.jpg)
I only get the chandler and bradbury bits..but I figures someone else here might get the whole thing.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b0d554e1ff2e4bfeae3ab8131d5567b/tumblr_mvpkupS2vw1qzqnxxo5_250.jpg)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9956873cfe430ab983e4c5c6a6a09940/tumblr_mvpkupS2vw1qzqnxxo3_400.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 02, 2014, 02:00:06 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b0d554e1ff2e4bfeae3ab8131d5567b/tumblr_mvpkupS2vw1qzqnxxo5_250.jpg)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9956873cfe430ab983e4c5c6a6a09940/tumblr_mvpkupS2vw1qzqnxxo3_400.jpg)
Oh sweet eagles :lulz:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 02, 2014, 02:00:06 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b0d554e1ff2e4bfeae3ab8131d5567b/tumblr_mvpkupS2vw1qzqnxxo5_250.jpg)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9956873cfe430ab983e4c5c6a6a09940/tumblr_mvpkupS2vw1qzqnxxo3_400.jpg)
reminds me of
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/11003dd76adba1bff7180c664848c926/tumblr_n1sspgtyEK1qkv3fno1_r1_250.png) (https://24.media.tumblr.com/ea0deff2a634c1f5503d88d4af298ba1/tumblr_n1sspgtyEK1qkv3fno2_250.gif)
"Obama Loves Anime" is a thing
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2bb5xA4f1r8z11ho1_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdrz8G1xc1r1anxco1_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/b22ac9687611f2b8f70924a689c63482/tumblr_mxu4npfZ531qcfumpo1_500.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/2fd309c469b22cb35e8989ce87cf2d31/tumblr_mh20gt1hhY1qgc6yfo1_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/900885619e7008fa066412419810286a/tumblr_mnvupugx9x1ssw58io1_500.gif)
Oh wow. :lol:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1800336_638577636209235_237184442_n.jpg)
:lulz: orca......
Enzu posted this in #discord:
http://imgur.com/a/Xqita
(http://i.imgur.com/QzoGEle.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4mKRvxl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6u3hYIi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LMv5A5x.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fJM77P4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rdlzJZq.jpg)
That's some quality stuff there. Smells of potential.
Wow. :lol:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
Hah! Great idea.
The people of the internet need more of this but with different images.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on March 05, 2014, 12:09:23 PM
:lulz: orca......
Enzu posted this in #discord:
http://imgur.com/a/Xqita
(http://i.imgur.com/QzoGEle.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4mKRvxl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6u3hYIi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LMv5A5x.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fJM77P4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rdlzJZq.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
:lulz: I love this.
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2013, 06:22:44 PM
Yeah, the actual ocean beach is like 60 miles away. I'm at the convergence of two large rivers, which has its benefits, one of them being I can actually swim in the water here, an act which would be suicidal at the coast.
I grew up on that coast and swam in the water all the time. The Ocean more then the river. Lots of people surfed there. Its really cold but not suicidal. I have pics.
Quote from: Penumbral on March 06, 2014, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2013, 06:22:44 PM
Yeah, the actual ocean beach is like 60 miles away. I'm at the convergence of two large rivers, which has its benefits, one of them being I can actually swim in the water here, an act which would be suicidal at the coast.
I grew up on that coast and swam in the water all the time. The Ocean more then the river. Lots of people surfed there. Its really cold but not suicidal. I have pics.
I know that lots of people swim and surf in it, as attested to by the drowning rate. :lol: Fuck, I'd go swimming in the bays, but there is no fucking way I'd just la la la go swimming in the open ocean on our coast. I know too many people who have almost died in that water. For that matter, last summer my friends Shawn and Jason gave up surfing after Shawn nearly drowned on one outing, and another surfer did drown on the next.
So, yeah, for the average swimmer I would consider going swimming from our ocean beaches to be reflective of either massive stupidity, or a deathwish. You are free to feel differently.
Well, I mean "lots" is relative. More like "A few hardy souls".
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 07:53:44 PM
Well, I mean "lots" is relative. More like "A few hardy souls barking Welshmen".
FTFY.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 08:51:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 06, 2014, 07:53:44 PM
Well, I mean "lots" is relative. More like "A few hardy souls barking Welshmen".
FTFY.
:lulz: When there are signs warning you of riptides and sneaker waves and log crushing and that the water is so cold that hypothermia can set in in minutes, that's amore!
(http://urbanext.illinois.edu/worms/images/anatomy/clitellum.gif)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51003KHvtbL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/The-Right-Bears-Gordon-Dickson/dp/0671319590/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394243953&sr=8-1&keywords=the+right+to+arm+bears (http://www.amazon.com/The-Right-Bears-Gordon-Dickson/dp/0671319590/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394243953&sr=8-1&keywords=the+right+to+arm+bears)
Idk, i think you guys would love PolandBall, its a comicstrip around international relations and politics:
(http://i.imgur.com/Q0PeFI4.png)
I've seen it before, and this one is genius!
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/azbZKqN_460sa.gif)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aVO2GZK_460sa.gif)
Its funny how theres propaganda angles that make Russia a kind of saviour for Ukraine from USA intervention, when the USA didnt care until Ruskia got involved
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/awrYN4D_700b.jpg)
Its funny how this sort of prejudice is propagated or present in a lot of population still, the feminazi strawman, and doing more work at attacking a posture based on an ignorant etymological take rather than looking up a mere basic article on Wikipedia on the history of the movement and its accomplishments and topping it off with a smug assholish image and quote (and probably out of context)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0V5wO_700b_v2.jpg)
this one's for Nigel
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0XL3d_700b_v1.jpg)
Quote from: The Johnny on March 08, 2014, 10:09:00 PM
this one's for Nigel
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0XL3d_700b_v1.jpg)
:lulz: That's amazing!
Quote from: Bu☆ns on March 05, 2014, 12:09:23 PM
:lulz: orca......
Enzu posted this in #discord:
http://imgur.com/a/Xqita
(http://i.imgur.com/QzoGEle.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4mKRvxl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6u3hYIi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LMv5A5x.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/fJM77P4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rdlzJZq.jpg)
That sequence made my body metabolize oxygen more efficiently for two full days! :lulz:
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr03/1/9/anigif_enhanced-24239-1393685073-3.gif)
Quote from: The Johnny on March 08, 2014, 10:09:00 PM
Its funny how theres propaganda angles that make Russia a kind of saviour for Ukraine from USA intervention, when the USA didnt care until Ruskia got involved
Not strictly true.
The USA has been heavily involved in Ukrainian politics for over a decade now. It helped sponsor the "Orange Revolution" a decade ago and is closely linked to a number of major political and business figures from western Ukraine. While allegations of US sponsorship are not as strong or solid this time as they were a decade ago, and of course we cannot forget in both cases that protests were real and due to internal Ukrainian issues, that the US, Germany and Poland have all been heavily funding and training groups which were subsequently involved in the protests and formation of a new Ukrainian government is undeniable.
It's also worth noting that the Asst Sec-State for Europe and Eurasian Affairs, Victoria Nuland, is married to a prominent neoconservative historian and formerly worked for Dick Cheney, and tape calls of her discussing the replacement of the previous government were recorded and released online. Of course, at least some of that is standard State Department work, but some of it is decidedly...less so.
Russia, in its typically hamfisted way, propagandizes that this means the new government is illegitimate and little more than a victory by coup plotters, but that's how Russia always rolls.
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
Hah! Great idea.
The people of the internet need more of this but with different images.
How's this, I made this back in September 2013.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Poster_zps8403c7c8.jpg)
Quote from: PopeTom on March 09, 2014, 12:46:54 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
Hah! Great idea.
The people of the internet need more of this but with different images.
How's this, I made this back in September 2013.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Poster_zps8403c7c8.jpg)
:mittens:
Quote from: PopeTom on March 09, 2014, 12:46:54 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
Hah! Great idea.
The people of the internet need more of this but with different images.
How's this, I made this back in September 2013.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Poster_zps8403c7c8.jpg)
Genius!
:mittens:
Quote from: PopeTom on March 09, 2014, 12:46:54 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 06, 2014, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1939611_776412242386209_1243356099_n.jpg)
Hah! Great idea.
The people of the internet need more of this but with different images.
How's this, I made this back in September 2013.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Poster_zps8403c7c8.jpg)
:mittens:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31/q71/s720x720/1957665_441427062657862_1896453084_o.jpg)
via Liam
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2014, 12:26:46 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 08, 2014, 10:09:00 PM
Its funny how theres propaganda angles that make Russia a kind of saviour for Ukraine from USA intervention, when the USA didnt care until Ruskia got involved
Not strictly true.
The USA has been heavily involved in Ukrainian politics for over a decade now. It helped sponsor the "Orange Revolution" a decade ago and is closely linked to a number of major political and business figures from western Ukraine. While allegations of US sponsorship are not as strong or solid this time as they were a decade ago, and of course we cannot forget in both cases that protests were real and due to internal Ukrainian issues, that the US, Germany and Poland have all been heavily funding and training groups which were subsequently involved in the protests and formation of a new Ukrainian government is undeniable.
It's also worth noting that the Asst Sec-State for Europe and Eurasian Affairs, Victoria Nuland, is married to a prominent neoconservative historian and formerly worked for Dick Cheney, and tape calls of her discussing the replacement of the previous government were recorded and released online. Of course, at least some of that is standard State Department work, but some of it is decidedly...less so.
Russia, in its typically hamfisted way, propagandizes that this means the new government is illegitimate and little more than a victory by coup plotters, but that's how Russia always rolls.
Very well, thanks.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 09, 2014, 11:34:25 PM
via Liam
Oh, the guy who hates us all and wants us to get cancer? The one that suddenly decided to go Full Charley and declare me the antichrist? That Liam?
Meh.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/392411_363983913638312_1375415496_n.jpg)
I just found this tinfoil hat stuff on photobucket. Comes with story!
(http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/asdfghjkl11/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/asdfghjkl11/media/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg.html)
Quote02oct11
This scar is where a high frequency ultrasound beam goes deep into my body and picks up the sound(phoemes) specific to a particular language and then translates them into words, just like Natural Dragon talk to text software does. This system has a superior microphone that is comprised of the high frequency ultrasound fixed beam, plus infrasound and microwave penetrating your body. If you talk to yourself silently, the same phonemes said out loud are produced and can still be heard by the computer software. A super computer hooked up by the ultrasound input/output does the work. This connection also allows them to talk to you two different ways. Both ways are silent to anyone around you..
(1)one is when both your ear and your brain hears, like normal spoken speach and the other
(2) is subliminal and only your brain hears and understands. The software reads phonemes not your brain. The sofware is language specific. If the software could read the chemical/electrical signals and translate them into words, it would probably work on almost all folks, it can't.
I have been hooked up about 5 years and when they use a hailing device to talk to me, i alway hear it. They are cold and calculating and use this technique for mind control. Unfortunately for me, they do it to all my family members. They can create real big shit. Many more complications can occur. They can let the computer listen and record every thing you say silently or out loud. They can prompt you silently and then toldell you "Were you just thinking about" and what they secretely and silently just told you a few seconds before.....much much more..just imagine the permutatation that can occur. and they do!!! You are connected up via an ultra-sophisticated target acquisiton tracking system via laser/ultasond and done by a UAV DRONE or a land based system. They can talk to you when you are sleeping and interrogate you or terroise..etc
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on March 10, 2014, 11:34:38 AM
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I think this one is my favorite so far.
Quote from: Red on March 11, 2014, 04:30:03 AM
I just found this tinfoil hat stuff on photobucket. Comes with story!
(http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/asdfghjkl11/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/asdfghjkl11/media/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg.html)
Quote02oct11
This scar is where a high frequency ultrasound beam goes deep into my body and picks up the sound(phoemes) specific to a particular language and then translates them into words, just like Natural Dragon talk to text software does. This system has a superior microphone that is comprised of the high frequency ultrasound fixed beam, plus infrasound and microwave penetrating your body. If you talk to yourself silently, the same phonemes said out loud are produced and can still be heard by the computer software. A super computer hooked up by the ultrasound input/output does the work. This connection also allows them to talk to you two different ways. Both ways are silent to anyone around you..
(1)one is when both your ear and your brain hears, like normal spoken speach and the other
(2) is subliminal and only your brain hears and understands. The software reads phonemes not your brain. The sofware is language specific. If the software could read the chemical/electrical signals and translate them into words, it would probably work on almost all folks, it can't.
I have been hooked up about 5 years and when they use a hailing device to talk to me, i alway hear it. They are cold and calculating and use this technique for mind control. Unfortunately for me, they do it to all my family members. They can create real big shit. Many more complications can occur. They can let the computer listen and record every thing you say silently or out loud. They can prompt you silently and then toldell you "Were you just thinking about" and what they secretely and silently just told you a few seconds before.....much much more..just imagine the permutatation that can occur. and they do!!! You are connected up via an ultra-sophisticated target acquisiton tracking system via laser/ultasond and done by a UAV DRONE or a land based system. They can talk to you when you are sleeping and interrogate you or terroise..etc
This reminds me of something... Roger, what's that one board with all the people talking about reptilians all the time?
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 05:26:27 AM
Quote from: Red on March 11, 2014, 04:30:03 AM
I just found this tinfoil hat stuff on photobucket. Comes with story!
(http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/asdfghjkl11/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/asdfghjkl11/media/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg.html)
Quote02oct11
This scar is where a high frequency ultrasound beam goes deep into my body and picks up the sound(phoemes) specific to a particular language and then translates them into words, just like Natural Dragon talk to text software does. This system has a superior microphone that is comprised of the high frequency ultrasound fixed beam, plus infrasound and microwave penetrating your body. If you talk to yourself silently, the same phonemes said out loud are produced and can still be heard by the computer software. A super computer hooked up by the ultrasound input/output does the work. This connection also allows them to talk to you two different ways. Both ways are silent to anyone around you..
(1)one is when both your ear and your brain hears, like normal spoken speach and the other
(2) is subliminal and only your brain hears and understands. The software reads phonemes not your brain. The sofware is language specific. If the software could read the chemical/electrical signals and translate them into words, it would probably work on almost all folks, it can't.
I have been hooked up about 5 years and when they use a hailing device to talk to me, i alway hear it. They are cold and calculating and use this technique for mind control. Unfortunately for me, they do it to all my family members. They can create real big shit. Many more complications can occur. They can let the computer listen and record every thing you say silently or out loud. They can prompt you silently and then toldell you "Were you just thinking about" and what they secretely and silently just told you a few seconds before.....much much more..just imagine the permutatation that can occur. and they do!!! You are connected up via an ultra-sophisticated target acquisiton tracking system via laser/ultasond and done by a UAV DRONE or a land based system. They can talk to you when you are sleeping and interrogate you or terroise..etc
This reminds me of something... Roger, what's that one board with all the people talking about reptilians all the time?
¿EB&G?
Quote from: The Johnny on March 11, 2014, 07:03:51 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 05:26:27 AM
Quote from: Red on March 11, 2014, 04:30:03 AM
I just found this tinfoil hat stuff on photobucket. Comes with story!
(http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/asdfghjkl11/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/asdfghjkl11/media/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg.html)
Quote02oct11
This scar is where a high frequency ultrasound beam goes deep into my body and picks up the sound(phoemes) specific to a particular language and then translates them into words, just like Natural Dragon talk to text software does. This system has a superior microphone that is comprised of the high frequency ultrasound fixed beam, plus infrasound and microwave penetrating your body. If you talk to yourself silently, the same phonemes said out loud are produced and can still be heard by the computer software. A super computer hooked up by the ultrasound input/output does the work. This connection also allows them to talk to you two different ways. Both ways are silent to anyone around you..
(1)one is when both your ear and your brain hears, like normal spoken speach and the other
(2) is subliminal and only your brain hears and understands. The software reads phonemes not your brain. The sofware is language specific. If the software could read the chemical/electrical signals and translate them into words, it would probably work on almost all folks, it can't.
I have been hooked up about 5 years and when they use a hailing device to talk to me, i alway hear it. They are cold and calculating and use this technique for mind control. Unfortunately for me, they do it to all my family members. They can create real big shit. Many more complications can occur. They can let the computer listen and record every thing you say silently or out loud. They can prompt you silently and then toldell you "Were you just thinking about" and what they secretely and silently just told you a few seconds before.....much much more..just imagine the permutatation that can occur. and they do!!! You are connected up via an ultra-sophisticated target acquisiton tracking system via laser/ultasond and done by a UAV DRONE or a land based system. They can talk to you when you are sleeping and interrogate you or terroise..etc
This reminds me of something... Roger, what's that one board with all the people talking about reptilians all the time?
¿EB&G?
:lulz: Yes, I think that's it.
I try to remind you Roger IS a Reptoid at least once a month. The general acceptance of it is pretty much guaranteeing their eventual victory.
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 05:26:27 AM
Quote from: Red on March 11, 2014, 04:30:03 AM
I just found this tinfoil hat stuff on photobucket. Comes with story!
(http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad206/asdfghjkl11/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/asdfghjkl11/media/how%20why%20they%20WIRE%20U%20UP/11APR11INPUTOUTPUT.jpg.html)
Quote02oct11
This scar is where a high frequency ultrasound beam goes deep into my body and picks up the sound(phoemes) specific to a particular language and then translates them into words, just like Natural Dragon talk to text software does. This system has a superior microphone that is comprised of the high frequency ultrasound fixed beam, plus infrasound and microwave penetrating your body. If you talk to yourself silently, the same phonemes said out loud are produced and can still be heard by the computer software. A super computer hooked up by the ultrasound input/output does the work. This connection also allows them to talk to you two different ways. Both ways are silent to anyone around you..
(1)one is when both your ear and your brain hears, like normal spoken speach and the other
(2) is subliminal and only your brain hears and understands. The software reads phonemes not your brain. The sofware is language specific. If the software could read the chemical/electrical signals and translate them into words, it would probably work on almost all folks, it can't.
I have been hooked up about 5 years and when they use a hailing device to talk to me, i alway hear it. They are cold and calculating and use this technique for mind control. Unfortunately for me, they do it to all my family members. They can create real big shit. Many more complications can occur. They can let the computer listen and record every thing you say silently or out loud. They can prompt you silently and then toldell you "Were you just thinking about" and what they secretely and silently just told you a few seconds before.....much much more..just imagine the permutatation that can occur. and they do!!! You are connected up via an ultra-sophisticated target acquisiton tracking system via laser/ultasond and done by a UAV DRONE or a land based system. They can talk to you when you are sleeping and interrogate you or terroise..etc
This reminds me of something... Roger, what's that one board with all the people talking about reptilians all the time?
Godlikeproductions
wiolawa
abovetopsecret
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 11, 2014, 08:26:35 AM
I try to remind you Roger IS a Reptoid at least once a month. The general acceptance of it is pretty much guaranteeing their eventual victory.
Shit, dude, we took out
ads.All that happened was the "croc" craze.
Also:
naturalnews.com
infowars
ronpaul2016
rense
FOX News
Facebook
You can't keep all the crazy at one site. It's fissionable material -- you wouldn't want to reach a critical mass of batshit, would you?
Diversify. That's the way.
NaturalNews is an astounding bucket of crazy. It's almost like it's a parody site, except it's not, and I know people who actually take it seriously.
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 04:22:42 PM
NaturalNews is an astounding bucket of crazy. It's almost like it's a parody site, except it's not, and I know people who actually take it seriously.
I thinks Natural News is a front for an intelligence agency. How else could they maintain funding with such DERP content?
Quote from: Telarus on March 11, 2014, 04:37:16 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 04:22:42 PM
NaturalNews is an astounding bucket of crazy. It's almost like it's a parody site, except it's not, and I know people who actually take it seriously.
I thinks Natural News is a front for an intelligence agency. How else could they maintain funding with such DERP content?
It's truly amazing.
Never be surprised at the amount of money people will pay for absolute bollocks. I mean, Alex Jones has built a media empire on this premise.
That said, the NSA files did mention manipulating conspiracy theories to engineer society and social groups in certain ways....
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2014, 04:57:45 PM
Never be surprised at the amount of money people will pay for absolute bollocks. I mean, Alex Jones has built a media empire on this premise.
That said, the NSA files did mention manipulating conspiracy theories to engineer society and social groups in certain ways....
Yup, that and the GCHQ power point (or, is that what you referenced there?) led me to reconsider simply dismissing NaturalNews.
Sorry yes, that was the one I was thinking of. Then again, GCHQ is, by all accounts, the NSA "dirty tricks" department....
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2014, 04:57:45 PM
Never be surprised at the amount of money people will pay for absolute bollocks. I mean, Alex Jones has built a media empire on this premise.
That said, the NSA files did mention manipulating conspiracy theories to engineer society and social groups in certain ways....
I have long had the idea that I should cash in on that somehow, but I really just can't bring myself to do it.
HEY LADIES
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this kind of made me sad
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Quote from: The Johnny on March 11, 2014, 08:20:12 PM
this kind of made me sad
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The judgy-preachy is strong with this one. And hilarious, since both are well within societal norms of 'beautiful'.
Yeah I'm not getting it. It presumes, somehow, that Audrey Hepburn is not one of the most venerated actresses of all time. And it ignores that Marilyn Monroe's public persona, which it addresses, was largely an act put on by a very troubled woman with surprising hidden depths.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 11, 2014, 09:04:36 PM
Yeah I'm not getting it. It presumes, somehow, that Audrey Hepburn is not one of the most venerated actresses of all time. And it ignores that Marilyn Monroe's public persona, which it addresses, was largely an act put on by a very troubled woman with surprising hidden depths.
Audrey Hepburn makes my pance tight.
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Quote from: Cramulus on March 12, 2014, 05:06:36 PM
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:3
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I....what?
P-Funk All Stars...
(http://i.imgur.com/Yzv9H.jpg)
Another unrealistic standard for women's looks
(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/3/11/thighgap.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2014, 01:38:36 PM
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I....what?
He didn't mean it to be racist. He's just dismissing all the black women who are telling him it's a harmful stereotype because they don't know what they're talking about.
I just cant imagine what in the world made him think posting that was a good idea...let alone the responses to the criticism he rightly got.
Though, on the other hand, Perez Hilton. Well known idiot.
So long as he stays on people's radars, he's happy.
So, sort of like a gay Ann Coulter.
So, sorta like Ann Coulter?
I mean, that woman's so far in the closet, she's on the far side of Narnia.
Yes, Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter.
If we say her name enough times, does she appear in my bathroom's mirror?
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Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2014, 04:29:40 PM
So, sorta like Ann Coulter?
I mean, that woman's so far in the closet, she's on the far side of Narnia.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 13, 2014, 04:32:06 PM
Yes, Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter.
If we say her name enough times, does she appear in my bathroom's mirror?
Well that would certainly scare the shit out of me in the morning.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/829000b5024454d8e47ad62f16bab563/tumblr_ms3u0w7WS91qaxacfo1_500.jpg)
What being a Pope means to me:
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What are the rules regarding diluting holy water?
holiness is homeopathic
dilution only makes it stronger
Quote from: Cramulus on March 14, 2014, 06:20:13 PM
holiness is homeopathic
dilution only makes it stronger
:lulz: The Implications!
:lulz:
This is glorious
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Quote from: Bu☆ns on March 15, 2014, 09:23:54 PM
This is glorious
(http://i.imgur.com/p4J9322.jpg)
Whoa.
(http://i.imgur.com/u4dN3OK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2023kEh.png)
Pew! Pew! Pew!
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BibleGun_zps11d7ee78.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 17, 2014, 09:53:17 PM
Pew! Pew! Pew!
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BibleGun_zps11d7ee78.jpg)
Ugh, the king James version has a very small caliber. Worthless against true spawns of Shaitan.
Not everybody can afford a case of Holy Hand Grenades, you know, and some of the ones who can can't count to three.
I fear some of you may have missed Bibleman:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bibleman&oq=bibleman&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2680j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
(http://www.challies.com/sites/all/files/legacy/media/bibleman.jpg)
You may not believe me, but it's actually much worse than it looks.
Someone needs to put him up against Hit Girl :evil:
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"Kafka at the DMV"
(http://static3.existentialcomics.com/static//comics/kafkaAtTheDMV.jpg)
from http://existentialcomics.com/comic/16
:lulz:
There's some other good ones on that site too:
(http://static3.existentialcomics.com/static//comics/germansPlayMonopoly2.jpg)
:lulz:
:lol:
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 19, 2014, 08:20:04 AM
I fear some of you may have missed Bibleman:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bibleman&oq=bibleman&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2680j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
(http://www.challies.com/sites/all/files/legacy/media/bibleman.jpg)
You may not believe me, but it's actually much worse than it looks.
Holy Bible, Batman!
Does he have any super powers, like healing scraped knees/cooties, or turning wine into grape juice?
Awe. Poor gall bladder.
(http://i.imgur.com/HWgLtZr.jpg)
:lol: I like that. D'awwww.
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(http://i.imgur.com/t3wlUGO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xIYkxjT.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sGxGQhP.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bMmgJha.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/eJ3GDi2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1JxmPYG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/o2Xwb64.gif)
:lulz:
I love fake lifehacks.
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NEED 2 EAT? GO ON AND HAVE IT (http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR)
Quote from: Idem on March 23, 2014, 10:28:36 AM
NEED 2 EAT? GO ON AND HAVE IT (http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR)
:lulz: I goddamn love liartownusa.
Quote from: Idem on March 23, 2014, 10:28:36 AM
NEED 2 EAT? GO ON AND HAVE IT (http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR)
This shit has me laughing harder than I should be :lulz:
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Quote from: Emo Howard on March 19, 2014, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 19, 2014, 08:20:04 AM
I fear some of you may have missed Bibleman:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bibleman&oq=bibleman&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2680j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
(http://www.challies.com/sites/all/files/legacy/media/bibleman.jpg)
You may not believe me, but it's actually much worse than it looks.
Holy Bible, Batman!
Does he have any super powers, like healing scraped knees/cooties, or turning wine into grape juice?
He has the powers of Prayer and forgiveness.
Seriously, I can't stress enough to you how much you need to watch this in order to truly appreciate how fucking awful it actually is.
As an aside, I have various bets on the "actors" involved being convicted of various crimes in the future. Some have already occurred which is mildly amusing.
I'll try to check it out this weekend. What do you mean by "some have already occurred"?
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(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20140325.png)
:eek:
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Quote from: Allfather Waffles on March 25, 2014, 04:39:27 PM
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Nobody came to their PD party. :sad:
They're very sorry for party rocking.
"Wiggle-Wiggle-Wi... aw, fuck it."
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 24, 2014, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 19, 2014, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 19, 2014, 08:20:04 AM
I fear some of you may have missed Bibleman:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bibleman&oq=bibleman&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2680j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
(http://www.challies.com/sites/all/files/legacy/media/bibleman.jpg)
You may not believe me, but it's actually much worse than it looks.
Holy Bible, Batman!
Does he have any super powers, like healing scraped knees/cooties, or turning wine into grape juice?
He has the powers of Prayer and forgiveness.
Seriously, I can't stress enough to you how much you need to watch this in order to truly appreciate how fucking awful it actually is.
As an aside, I have various bets on the "actors" involved being convicted of various crimes in the future. Some have already occurred which is mildly amusing.
Isn't that Buddy from
Charles in Charge?
This is too fucking good to not do SOMETHING with:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/s526x395/603591_10152660545639989_1145411451_n.jpg)
It's going to test my masturbationary skills to the limit but, dammit man, you're absolutely right!
Quote from: Hoopla on March 25, 2014, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 24, 2014, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 19, 2014, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 19, 2014, 08:20:04 AM
I fear some of you may have missed Bibleman:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bibleman&oq=bibleman&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2680j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
(http://www.challies.com/sites/all/files/legacy/media/bibleman.jpg)
You may not believe me, but it's actually much worse than it looks.
Holy Bible, Batman!
Does he have any super powers, like healing scraped knees/cooties, or turning wine into grape juice?
He has the powers of Prayer and forgiveness.
Seriously, I can't stress enough to you how much you need to watch this in order to truly appreciate how fucking awful it actually is.
As an aside, I have various bets on the "actors" involved being convicted of various crimes in the future. Some have already occurred which is mildly amusing.
Isn't that Buddy from Charles in Charge?
Yes it is.
Well at least he's done something with his life... unlike Chachi.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2014, 10:12:15 PM
This is too fucking good to not do SOMETHING with:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/s526x395/603591_10152660545639989_1145411451_n.jpg)
Yes. After work, I will be busy. :evil:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2014, 10:12:15 PM
This is too fucking good to not do SOMETHING with:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/s526x395/603591_10152660545639989_1145411451_n.jpg)
Obama, Putin, Crimea and the Ukraine.
http://pansypanda.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-lol-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/
Quote from: Hoopla on March 25, 2014, 10:34:11 PM
Well at least he's done something with his life... unlike Chachi.
Chachi married my cousin. They even made a show about it.
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 26, 2014, 07:40:17 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 25, 2014, 10:34:11 PM
Well at least he's done something with his life... unlike Chachi.
Chachi married my cousin. They even made a show about it.
Renee something, right? I know too much about Chachi...
(http://i.imgur.com/mcRMceM.jpg)
Quote from: Hoopla on March 26, 2014, 11:19:19 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 26, 2014, 07:40:17 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 25, 2014, 10:34:11 PM
Well at least he's done something with his life... unlike Chachi.
Chachi married my cousin. They even made a show about it.
Renee something, right? I know too much about Chachi...
It was originally Stacy, then Prater when my uncle adopted her, then she got married and divorced several times. We all called her 'Sissy'.
So I'm trawling though old photobucket shit and I came across this. Of all the Baby Jesus shit I ever did - this is the one that still has the capacity to make me laugh.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/BabyJmilk1.jpg~original)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2014, 06:04:44 PM
So I'm trawling though old photobucket shit and I came across this. Of all the Baby Jesus shit I ever did - this is the one that still has the capacity to make me laugh.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/BabyJmilk1.jpg~original)
My God. That's BRILLIANT! :lulz:
Unfortunately it kinda went downhill from there :oops:
I blame the guy who mixed the audio.
(http://images.craigslist.org/00G0G_fb1hClyM5Sr_600x450.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1969136_10152286388149326_409196548_n.jpg)
Quote from: Idem on March 23, 2014, 10:28:36 AM
NEED 2 EAT? GO ON AND HAVE IT (http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR)
Idem???
Hey, hi!
Quote from: Nigel on March 27, 2014, 02:21:47 AM
(http://images.craigslist.org/00G0G_fb1hClyM5Sr_600x450.jpg)
I love the dappled light :lulz:
(http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/babe-1.gif)
http://imgur.com/SUYhnxu
(https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBX7IU9U3OLR237&w=398&h=208&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FFzsbt.jpg&cfs=1)
:eek:
I just pulled this one straight from my Friends Feed.
(http://i.imgur.com/dpJUEQe.jpg)
OMG alien priviledge against my white privilege - FIGHT THE POWER!
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/1448b395c61da8f6aead492ef204bcdf/tumblr_mlowa2l8M81rrax6ao1_500.jpg)
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on March 29, 2014, 09:10:45 PM
AWWW YISSS, MOTHAFUGGIN TULIPS
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(https://24.media.tumblr.com/1448b395c61da8f6aead492ef204bcdf/tumblr_mlowa2l8M81rrax6ao1_500.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/51be6fc1b8ff418c267ca0d76f86350f/tumblr_n340cwI4ku1s7lstbo1_500.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjp9IZpCYAAcpSQ.png)
Quote from: rong on March 30, 2014, 09:33:10 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjp9IZpCYAAcpSQ.png)
:lulz:
(http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0045/mPYIy44659.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on March 31, 2014, 04:05:52 PM
(http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0045/mPYIy44659.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3193ac3bf0c44f2cba1409aadf725440/tumblr_n0dyu2jht21r1f1jeo1_400.jpg)
NSFW
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1972358_693479694027187_1837219154_n.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/nkc5Fib.gif)
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10014695_10152276021608232_1744475583_n.jpg)
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on March 29, 2014, 09:10:45 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/1448b395c61da8f6aead492ef204bcdf/tumblr_mlowa2l8M81rrax6ao1_500.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Just in time, PeeDee was starting to really bum me out tonight.
(http://i.imgur.com/LvXcAAm.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 03, 2014, 03:00:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LvXcAAm.jpg)
Piston, the word is piston.
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/thinprivelege_zpsd437db59.jpg)
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 03, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/thinprivelege_zpsd437db59.jpg)
That phantom fat was for my brother's son. :argh!:
:lulz: The world needs a lot more of this kind of shit!
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
Kids these days...
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7d6d30b470effa1e62c60f50b1501cba/tumblr_n3dq491XqH1rckw3lo1_1280.png)
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 03, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/thinprivelege_zpsd437db59.jpg)
That's either brilliant, or irretrievably brain damaged. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2014, 12:26:20 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 03, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/thinprivelege_zpsd437db59.jpg)
That's either brilliant, or irretrievably brain damaged. :lulz:
I sincerely hope brilliant. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2014, 12:26:20 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 03, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/thinprivelege_zpsd437db59.jpg)
That's either brilliant, or irretrievably brain damaged. :lulz:
I wasn't aware the two were mutually exclusive :lulz:
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f80ae83ab9f51471cdfdbcb0e29056fc/tumblr_mulcv7njoG1skjf3ro3_500.gif)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f80ae83ab9f51471cdfdbcb0e29056fc/tumblr_mulcv7njoG1skjf3ro3_500.gif)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f80ae83ab9f51471cdfdbcb0e29056fc/tumblr_mulcv7njoG1skjf3ro3_500.gif)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f80ae83ab9f51471cdfdbcb0e29056fc/tumblr_mulcv7njoG1skjf3ro3_500.gif)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f80ae83ab9f51471cdfdbcb0e29056fc/tumblr_mulcv7njoG1skjf3ro3_500.gif)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f80ae83ab9f51471cdfdbcb0e29056fc/tumblr_mulcv7njoG1skjf3ro3_500.gif)
couple more here (http://madpla.net/post/69475248934/oh-wow-i-could-watch-these-all-day)
Re-did the old flaming Reagan head.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/ReaganFlamecopy_zpsf6122c8c.jpg)
:lulz: nice
https://www.flickr.com/photos/rodolfo_loaiza/6208630924/in/photostream/
(Can't post this image.. oh, I found another version on google-images)
(http://www.revistafernanda.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Jos%C3%A9-Rodolfo-Loaiza-Ontiveros-Stupid-Whore.jpeg)
This guys work is really interesting. Check out his Flickr Stream (https://www.flickr.com/photos/rodolfo_loaiza/).
(http://i.imgur.com/VZrtsM3.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155142_1420359098217305_1796296664_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1009867_2174764439245462_6660355292308448489_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/1506706_10203661346274594_1627651826_n.jpg)
That's perfect. More of that kind of thing.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10013932_862343410447614_4852229922340283566_n.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on April 07, 2014, 11:05:17 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155142_1420359098217305_1796296664_n.jpg)
Genius!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 07, 2014, 02:19:25 PM
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/1506706_10203661346274594_1627651826_n.jpg)
Yeah, that one is going to be taken serious. :|
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0dee524337c7de4aadeb5e0bd78031fb/tumblr_n2uspqLzDA1rma8bdo1_500.png)
111 is sometime in April or May.
It's going to be 95 today.
See, none of that makes sense to me, because farenheit is not a language I speak.
Also, regardless of the temperature, I still think it is fair to say Phoenix is a monument to man's arrogance.
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 05:32:50 PM
See, none of that makes sense to me, because farenheit is not a language I speak.
Also, regardless of the temperature, I still think it is fair to say Phoenix is a monument to man's arrogance.
Also to his stupidity.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2014, 05:41:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 05:32:50 PM
See, none of that makes sense to me, because farenheit is not a language I speak.
Also, regardless of the temperature, I still think it is fair to say Phoenix is a monument to man's arrogance.
Also to his stupidity.
YES!
Texas, is a monument to man's broken dreams.
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/485548_491381630987397_6853438391694441282_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10169247_10151943306116367_1104948760_n.jpg)
BOOOIIIIINNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 08, 2014, 07:32:29 PM
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10169247_10151943306116367_1104948760_n.jpg)
So, D.K. never made it on the guest list down here, never heard of him before today. Then, while brushing-up on some set theory (Russel) from Wikipedia:
QuoteList of articles about people:
Ptolemy VII of Egypt
Hermann Hesse
Don Nix
Don Knotts
Nikola Tesla
Sherlock Holmes
Emperor Kōnin
This is how Discordia helps :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2014, 08:08:14 AM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0dee524337c7de4aadeb5e0bd78031fb/tumblr_n2uspqLzDA1rma8bdo1_500.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Yes. Yes it is.
DAMMIT, DMITRI! YOU HAD ONE JOB...
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1538806_646491805423139_63160979882489065_n.jpg)
Office Food (life) hacks
http://imgur.com/gallery/SW3S6
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/They+have+a+bunch+of+bad+landings+_70a2b3fd363ded2a0d7ea46165dcbf54.jpg)
(http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3709083+_9ad03aa63ee7042ba77c01ce93cf0575.jpg)
(http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3709083+_20ed8b670b641df7ab649c7859961c48.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ab39e924de8d2cc3e2979f458a9d89dd/tumblr_meos7wPYay1qcumozo1_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/f138bd5de6a77fdbdc2901c0b906d2aa/tumblr_mt4qe9wRDa1qcfglbo1_500.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/f5la4LP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0Y4T2x0.jpg)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/10151374_10152483417177985_6050952215517153418_n_zpsc74feeea.jpg)
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 11, 2014, 12:46:22 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/10151374_10152483417177985_6050952215517153418_n_zpsc74feeea.jpg)
wat
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 09, 2014, 06:03:41 PM
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/They+have+a+bunch+of+bad+landings+_70a2b3fd363ded2a0d7ea46165dcbf54.jpg)
(http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3709083+_9ad03aa63ee7042ba77c01ce93cf0575.jpg)
(http://x4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3709083+_20ed8b670b641df7ab649c7859961c48.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2014, 02:22:51 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 11, 2014, 12:46:22 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/10151374_10152483417177985_6050952215517153418_n_zpsc74feeea.jpg)
wat
Oh, they are on a hilarious anti-masturbation tear lately. Them and the Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't know if that particular image is genuine (I kind of doubt it) but they do say some funny shit.
I just found this in the kitchen at work
(http://i.imgur.com/qE2Qwp0.png)
EXTREME
Quote from: Cramulus on April 11, 2014, 03:30:36 PM
I just found this in the kitchen at work
(http://i.imgur.com/qE2Qwp0.png)
EXTREME
I'd think it would be hard to rock climb with a bible in one hand. Possibly dangerous.
and hard to parachute with no visible chute.
But he's holding the EXTREME FAITH BIBLE. Jesus is his parachute. And the Holy Spirit is his Mountain Dew.
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1978730_918816941481093_3249384033705604536_n.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2014, 03:13:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2014, 02:22:51 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 11, 2014, 12:46:22 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/10151374_10152483417177985_6050952215517153418_n_zpsc74feeea.jpg)
wat
Oh, they are on a hilarious anti-masturbation tear lately. Them and the Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't know if that particular image is genuine (I kind of doubt it) but they do say some funny shit.
You know... You'd think they'd be all for taking care of your own business. After all, no contraceptives needed, one would think consent would rarely be debated, and abortions due to this would be rare, statistically speaking. Also, low odds of passing on STD's. (Except Roger, he'd mutate new ones to inflict upon Tuscon via the aquaduct. On purpose.)
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2014, 07:10:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2014, 03:13:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2014, 02:22:51 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 11, 2014, 12:46:22 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/10151374_10152483417177985_6050952215517153418_n_zpsc74feeea.jpg)
wat
Oh, they are on a hilarious anti-masturbation tear lately. Them and the Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't know if that particular image is genuine (I kind of doubt it) but they do say some funny shit.
You know... You'd think they'd be all for taking care of your own business. After all, no contraceptives needed, one would think consent would rarely be debated, and abortions due to this would be rare, statistically speaking. Also, low odds of passing on STD's. (Except Roger, he'd mutate new ones to inflict upon Tuscon via the aquaduct. On purpose.)
I think your idea of their goals is inaccurate.
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2014, 07:10:18 PM
You know... You'd think they'd be all for taking care of your own business. After all, no contraceptives needed, one would think consent would rarely be debated, and abortions due to this would be rare, statistically speaking. Also, low odds of passing on STD's. (Except Roger, he'd mutate new ones to inflict upon Tuscon via the aquaduct. On purpose.)
I like to share. :)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10253936_10152298414398232_6036235327605487881_n.jpg)
Well then.
NSFW: http://imgur.com/1b1CpI2
Quote from: Cramulus on April 11, 2014, 03:30:36 PM
I just found this in the kitchen at work
(http://i.imgur.com/qE2Qwp0.png)
EXTREME
My little notepad that they gave me at work says "X-TREME White Paper".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2014, 07:21:38 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10253936_10152298414398232_6036235327605487881_n.jpg)
Altogether true. :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on April 11, 2014, 03:30:36 PM
I just found this in the kitchen at work
(http://i.imgur.com/qE2Qwp0.png)
EXTREME
This is incredible.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
:lulz: What the hell is that?
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
:lulz: What the hell is that?
Apparently, Obama deciding he's put enough with enough shit for the day.
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2014, 01:37:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
:lulz: What the hell is that?
Apparently, Obama deciding he's put enough with enough shit for the day.
I mean what's it from? SNL? I want to see the whole thing!
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 02:27:41 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2014, 01:37:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
:lulz: What the hell is that?
Apparently, Obama deciding he's put enough with enough shit for the day.
I mean what's it from? SNL? I want to see the whole thing!
I suspect that it's like that one where he kicks the door in after a press conference. Just amateur video editing. Although I could be wrong.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 12, 2014, 04:52:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 02:27:41 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 12, 2014, 01:37:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
:lulz: What the hell is that?
Apparently, Obama deciding he's put enough with enough shit for the day.
I mean what's it from? SNL? I want to see the whole thing!
I suspect that it's like that one where he kicks the door in after a press conference. Just amateur video editing. Although I could be wrong.
heres some google-fu for yous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quh7Bt8p9w4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quh7Bt8p9w4)
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnbzi7ntz1qf4teko1_250.gif)
:lulz: What the hell is that?
That's FUCK YOU PRESS, I DO WHAT I WANT.
Haha, yeah, I found it last night. It has a WOMP-like quality about it, which I particularly enjoyed.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1619113_10152728966743625_3814049913056900030_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10177487_689530544421900_4747462846839032961_n.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on April 12, 2014, 08:24:24 PM
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"The Porpus' Decoupled Extereme Bandana Recovery Project" :lulz:
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/l57eozcbmlsxb6qflrbc.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10170712_10152381901518035_7329481125686978655_n.jpg)
Bad World.
(http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/coffin2.jpg)
Bad Day.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/404a3d48db3dc52b92e6bcb3c805444c/tumblr_n3tp6ailm91txto95o1_500.png)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/84918006-DEF3-4BD9-B8DB-FD266380B892_zpstrqglixz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CSyyGiB.gif)
this may have been a repost ... not sure. But i'm shootin from the hip today.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10155587_10102414205250360_9138275926656656133_n.jpg)
*Spoiler Alet*
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10247315_612166422199091_7454861821952180117_n.jpg)
Snape kills the kid's therapist?
Damn, dude is hardcore.
Quote from: Nigel on April 14, 2014, 05:28:59 AM
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10155587_10102414205250360_9138275926656656133_n.jpg)
Need this on a t shirt. Maybe a tatt. :lol:
technically, shit was real all along
Quote from: rong on April 15, 2014, 06:05:23 PM
technically, shit was real all along
Balls. I once shat so hard, it went backward in time. Which, if you solve for position mid plop, gives an imaginary solution.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pp6dDUN.jpg)
They probably did shout that at one point.
Apparently, Jaime and Tyrion's actors are quite the scamps, doing things like dancing on the set when they're not meant to be and making inappropriate jokes in serious scenes. It seems they're trying to impress the amazingly dour camera crew for Game of Thrones, who so far have resisted even cracking a smile at their antics.
There's more truth here than one would think.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZFpq65RBUmc/U07F9Wf7toI/AAAAAAAAA_c/8b2y1pf01ds/w369-h258-no/Similar+to+the+onion.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2014, 06:02:02 PM
There's more truth here than one would think.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZFpq65RBUmc/U07F9Wf7toI/AAAAAAAAA_c/8b2y1pf01ds/w369-h258-no/Similar+to+the+onion.jpg)
Anything resembling actual news will also resemble the Onion. This is post-Poe America, and no satire can remain satire for longer than 20 minutes.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1044758_10203555959201178_727075846800063101_n.jpg)
4chan discovers tumblr, hilarity ensues
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1eb3830607abd768d9f35a47cbb3f3d2/tumblr_n1w3ithB9j1rckw3lo1_1280.png)
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:19:19 AM
4chan discovers tumblr, hilarity ensues
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1eb3830607abd768d9f35a47cbb3f3d2/tumblr_n1w3ithB9j1rckw3lo1_1280.png)
That's fantastic. :lulz:
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
Wow. They've become a self-parody. I stopped going to tumblr because it was making me want to beat up on anyone under the age of 30.
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
Cain hates pastrykin.
I have a profile of a 13 year old demigirl machinekin here. Don't make me post it, Paes.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f566aa5fc93390e2daf7b806f22b542/tumblr_n347wrMxcM1ryeto5o1_1280.png)
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
My gender: Carbuncle.
And I hope they cringe til their sphincters rupture. Seriously.
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:48:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things. Which is very serious. The rest of us just have stress and worry.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:48:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things. Which is very serious. The rest of us just have stress and worry.
Hey I'd have Anxiety Things too if I had to worry about keeping all those masks I was wearing from slipping off and being mistaken for a human being.
identifying a human is very stressful for otherkin actually. Especially machinekin and faekin. Probably deitykin too. Imagine being a god in your head, but then having to identify as human. Urgh.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:48:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things. Which is very serious. The rest of us just have stress and worry.
Hey I'd have Anxiety Things too if I had to worry about keeping all those masks I was wearing from slipping off and being mistaken for a human being.
Um.
WHAT THE FUCK IS "KOVUE"?
Oh, I know this one! It's a startup tech company. Does smart tv stuff on social networks or something.
hxxp://kovue.deviantart.com/
:punchballs:
WHY DO I DO THIS SHIT?
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:19:19 AM
4chan discovers tumblr, hilarity ensues
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1eb3830607abd768d9f35a47cbb3f3d2/tumblr_n1w3ithB9j1rckw3lo1_1280.png)
This is like a dream come true. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
Are you guys members of the spicegender group? Preferred pronouns spi/spice/spiself.
I am, but that's different.
I mean, anyone with a functioning brain can see spice is a gender.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:40:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
My gender: Carbuncle.
I sometimes wonder if this is the only road to making sex and gender a nonissue. Keep on doing what you're doing, kids, until everyone is so confused and sick of it all that they just can't stomach trying to label anyone at all.
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 04:04:44 AM
I am, but that's different.
I mean, anyone with a functioning brain can see spice is a gender.
See, that's what I keep saying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:54:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:48:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things. Which is very serious. The rest of us just have stress and worry.
Hey I'd have Anxiety Things too if I had to worry about keeping all those masks I was wearing from slipping off and being mistaken for a human being.
Um.
WHAT THE FUCK IS "KOVUE"?
My favorite is that we are to call it "kovue" if we have never spoken to it before. I presume it gets offended if those of us who have never spoken to it/heard of it before fail to call it "kovue". :|
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2014, 04:05:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:40:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
My gender: Carbuncle.
I sometimes wonder if this is the only road to making sex and gender a nonissue. Keep on doing what you're doing, kids, until everyone is so confused and sick of it all that they just can't stomach trying to label anyone at all.
If so, I applaud their successful strategy. It's definitely working on me.
I require that I be called kovue unless you know me well enough to know that I wish to be called kovue in which case call me something else.
must....not...abuse....admin....powers....
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2014, 04:05:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:40:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
My gender: Carbuncle.
I sometimes wonder if this is the only road to making sex and gender a nonissue. Keep on doing what you're doing, kids, until everyone is so confused and sick of it all that they just can't stomach trying to label anyone at all.
Or until the people that care stop caring out of sheer exhaustion and leave everything to cavemen like Rick Perry.
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 04:18:47 AM
must....not...abuse....admin....powers....
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 04:11:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2014, 04:05:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:40:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:32:37 AM
The personalised pronoun thing is pretty much the final straw. I don't know how the tumblrinas will top that. People insisting their gender is bun or fae or royalty based seemed like the sort of thing that was originally thought up by an especially devious troll, but then was brainlessly adopted by legions of 14 year olds.
At least we can take some solace that, in 8-10 years, they're going to physically cringe when they think back to this point in their life.
My gender: Carbuncle.
I sometimes wonder if this is the only road to making sex and gender a nonissue. Keep on doing what you're doing, kids, until everyone is so confused and sick of it all that they just can't stomach trying to label anyone at all.
If so, I applaud their successful strategy. It's definitely working on me.
I know, right? I am rapidly approaching I DON'T CARE, NEUTRAL PRONOUNS FOR EVERYBODY.
Quote from: Pæs on April 17, 2014, 04:11:25 AM
I require that I be called kovue unless you know me well enough to know that I wish to be called kovue in which case call me something else.
:lulz:
You know, I fully understand that every generation of kids is going to find some way of rebelling against and offending the previous generation, but this... this is something I was not prepared for.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 17, 2014, 12:36:21 PM
You know, I fully understand that every generation of kids is going to find some way of rebelling against and offending the previous generation, but this... this is something I was not prepared for.
Game, Set, Match - Youth
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 17, 2014, 12:36:21 PM
You know, I fully understand that every generation of kids is going to find some way of rebelling against and offending the previous generation, but this... this is something I was not prepared for.
This.
when you bust a nut and she keeps suckin
(http://i.imgur.com/Une2QkG.gif)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 17, 2014, 12:36:21 PM
You know, I fully understand that every generation of kids is going to find some way of rebelling against and offending the previous generation, but this... this is something I was not prepared for.
That's how that works.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 17, 2014, 02:48:12 PM
when you bust a nut and she keeps suckin
(http://i.imgur.com/Une2QkG.gif)
:lulz:Outlook for today much better now :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on April 17, 2014, 02:48:12 PM
when you bust a nut and she keeps suckin
(http://i.imgur.com/Une2QkG.gif)
I find this deeply disturbing for reasons I can't quite put my fingers on...
(http://i.imgur.com/C1cGJhO.jpg)
I love that somebody got that laser etched
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 17, 2014, 02:48:12 PM
when you bust a nut and she keeps suckin
(http://i.imgur.com/Une2QkG.gif)
I find this deeply disturbing for reasons I can't quite put my fingers on...
its
almost as good as
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/daa16a1cd6ff64cc5983a1e3a5df868c/tumblr_n3btn4J6RW1r0jlbgo1_400.gif)
"Just nutted but she still suckin"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Eris%20propoganda/D8E48B40-7F1A-482D-8DD2-6C516F741AF1_zpsuaqd1wh5.jpg) (http://s.photobucket.com/user/Marburger/media/Eris%20propoganda/D8E48B40-7F1A-482D-8DD2-6C516F741AF1_zpsuaqd1wh5.jpg.html)
:thumb:
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/f027d64d3ef10401db6bca97dfc06c7f/tumblr_n3shjkYASJ1s7f9cco1_500.gif)
no.
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2014, 04:08:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:54:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:48:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things. Which is very serious. The rest of us just have stress and worry.
Hey I'd have Anxiety Things too if I had to worry about keeping all those masks I was wearing from slipping off and being mistaken for a human being.
Um.
WHAT THE FUCK IS "KOVUE"?
My favorite is that we are to call it "kovue" if we have never spoken to it before. I presume it gets offended if those of us who have never spoken to it/heard of it before fail to call it "kovue". :|
Do I even WANT to ask what "gray-biromantic" is?
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 19, 2014, 09:19:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2014, 04:08:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:54:10 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 17, 2014, 02:48:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2014, 02:26:09 AM
I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb5b01cb9fd9b6c95dc6069f585e57c8/tumblr_n2rs4kOuKa1rmluldo1_400.png)
WHAT IS THIS
WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.
:lulz:
Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things. Which is very serious. The rest of us just have stress and worry.
Hey I'd have Anxiety Things too if I had to worry about keeping all those masks I was wearing from slipping off and being mistaken for a human being.
Um.
WHAT THE FUCK IS "KOVUE"?
My favorite is that we are to call it "kovue" if we have never spoken to it before. I presume it gets offended if those of us who have never spoken to it/heard of it before fail to call it "kovue". :|
Do I even WANT to ask what "gray-biromantic" is?
I don't think anyone knows what the hell that is.
Biromantic means "to describe romantic attraction to more than one gender, despite the lack of sexual attraction" and with the gray in front it means "gray-romantic (grey-romantic) is a person with a romantic orientation that is somewhere between aromantic and romantic.
For example, a gray-romantic may: Experience romantic attraction but not very often. Experience romantic attraction, but not desire romantic relationships. Desire relationships which are not quite platonic and not quite romantic."
Fucking hell. is everyone suck a precious snowflake that they need a unique classification to describe their personality?
It's a taxonomist's paradise.
But we haven't even discussed ace genderescent demigirls yet.
Yes, they are real terms. Feel free to use Google to puzzle them out.
Genderescent.
No. Just no. WHY DO YOU NEED A SPECIFIC TERM FOR THIS?
Also, this was fun: http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/42232937004/genderescent-is-a-specific-term-meaning-a-person-of
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2014, 03:58:30 PM
Biromantic means "to describe romantic attraction to more than one gender, despite the lack of sexual attraction" and with the gray in front it means "gray-romantic (grey-romantic) is a person with a romantic orientation that is somewhere between aromantic and romantic.
For example, a gray-romantic may: Experience romantic attraction but not very often. Experience romantic attraction, but not desire romantic relationships. Desire relationships which are not quite platonic and not quite romantic."
The only interesting thing about it is that nobody fucking cares.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2014, 05:20:13 PM
Genderescent.
No. Just no. WHY DO YOU NEED A SPECIFIC TERM FOR THIS?
Also, this was fun: http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/42232937004/genderescent-is-a-specific-term-meaning-a-person-of
We don't. It's bored suburban teenagers hopping on the "more special than you" bandwagon.
(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10251951_10151980441241179_8829859837436842580_n.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2014, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2014, 03:58:30 PM
Biromantic means "to describe romantic attraction to more than one gender, despite the lack of sexual attraction" and with the gray in front it means "gray-romantic (grey-romantic) is a person with a romantic orientation that is somewhere between aromantic and romantic.
For example, a gray-romantic may: Experience romantic attraction but not very often. Experience romantic attraction, but not desire romantic relationships. Desire relationships which are not quite platonic and not quite romantic."
The only interesting thing about it is that nobody fucking cares.
Biromancy is actually the act of divination performed with a common ball-point pen, in lieu of proper sortilage.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2014, 05:04:44 PM
Fucking hell. is everyone suck a precious snowflake that they need a unique classification to describe their personality?
It's a taxonomist's paradise.
Well... yeah? Once the school psychologist diagnoses you with ADHD, oppositional-defiant disorder, and dyscalcula because your math teacher is obnoxious, you might as well go nuts making up your own fake latin labels. It's absurd, but what isn't?
If any of these new-fangled emperor-kin turn out half as awesome as Emperor Norton, I'll be satisfied.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 19, 2014, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 19, 2014, 05:04:44 PM
Fucking hell. is everyone suck a precious snowflake that they need a unique classification to describe their personality?
It's a taxonomist's paradise.
Well... yeah? Once the school psychologist diagnoses you with ADHD, oppositional-defiant disorder, and dyscalcula because your math teacher is obnoxious, you might as well go nuts making up your own fake latin labels. It's absurd, but what isn't?
If any of these new-fangled emperor-kin turn out half as awesome as Emperor Norton, I'll be satisfied.
ADD: Attention Demanding Deficient(1)
1: (noun)
So, I may have mentioned mommy groups before, and how they are insane and I mostly hate the other mommies.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10245526_817780938252068_6648593227175604756_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10277116_648444485193234_6180765904519251513_n.jpg)
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Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2014, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2014, 03:58:30 PM
Biromantic means "to describe romantic attraction to more than one gender, despite the lack of sexual attraction" and with the gray in front it means "gray-romantic (grey-romantic) is a person with a romantic orientation that is somewhere between aromantic and romantic.
For example, a gray-romantic may: Experience romantic attraction but not very often. Experience romantic attraction, but not desire romantic relationships. Desire relationships which are not quite platonic and not quite romantic."
The only interesting thing about it is that nobody fucking cares.
It got a reaction out of me:
:ffs:
Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2014, 04:40:24 AM
So, I may have mentioned mommy groups before, and how they are insane and I mostly hate the other mommies.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10245526_817780938252068_6648593227175604756_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10277116_648444485193234_6180765904519251513_n.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8h4mSsla1qc1vfso1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xv9zTxY21qaboh9o1_250.gif)
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Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2014, 05:08:44 PM
But we haven't even discussed ace genderescent demigirls yet.
Yes, they are real terms. Feel free to use Google to puzzle them out.
Rant forthcoming.
Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2014, 04:40:24 AM
So, I may have mentioned mommy groups before, and how they are insane and I mostly hate the other mommies.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10245526_817780938252068_6648593227175604756_n.jpg)
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:eek: ..... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is exactly why I never joined any mommy groups, or really have friends with kids.
I fucking hate other parents and the way they act.
"What did you do when your son acted like this?"
"I spanked him"
"Oh I can't do that to little Katie, I just think it would have too many long term psychological effects"
"My kid turned out fine. I turned out fine. You got spanked, remember?"
"Yes but my little Brycer is different"
"FUCK YOU IN YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE YOU STUPID CUNT"
I don't have friends with kids.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 21, 2014, 07:52:16 PM
:eek: ..... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is exactly why I never joined any mommy groups, or really have friends with kids.
I fucking hate other parents and the way they act.
"What did you do when your son acted like this?"
"I spanked him"
"Oh I can't do that to little Katie, I just think it would have too many long term psychological effects"
"My kid turned out fine. I turned out fine. You got spanked, remember?"
"Yes but my little Brycer is different"
"FUCK YOU IN YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE YOU STUPID CUNT"
I don't have friends with kids.
I have noticed a disturbing trend - mind you, this isn't based on an actual study or anything - that kids who never get spanked wind up completely without compassion.
I think that if you don't associate pain with bad acts, then there are no bad acts in your mind.
I don't have kids, so that sounds kind of fucked up to me.
Remember, I don't have kids, so my perspective is most likely off
I've heard equally strong arguments for both sides. Glad I don't have kids. Don't have to make that call.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 08:01:13 PM
I don't have kids, so that sounds kind of fucked up to me.
Remember, I don't have kids, so my perspective is most likely off
Compassion is a learned behavior.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 08:06:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 08:01:13 PM
I don't have kids, so that sounds kind of fucked up to me.
Remember, I don't have kids, so my perspective is most likely off
Compassion is a learned behavior.
This.
Now mind you, I am not ok with someone physically harming a child. EVER. But a tap on the bum hurts their feelings, and therefore they don't do the thing that made mommy hurt their feelings. Followed by an explanation of why mommy had to hurt their feelings, and that they should never do the thing, teaches them valuable life lessons. AND, as Rog says, compassion.
I think spanking is neither horrible or neccesary.
Having taken the middle ground i now expect to be attacked by both sides.
Quote from: Regret on April 21, 2014, 09:27:20 PM
I think spanking is neither horrible or neccesary.
Having taken the middle ground i now expect to be attacked by both sides.
Everyone hates a fence sitter.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: Regret on April 21, 2014, 09:27:20 PM
I think spanking is neither horrible or neccesary.
Having taken the middle ground i now expect to be attacked by both sides.
Everyone hates a fence sitter.
As an activity though it probably leaves more of a mark than spanking.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 21, 2014, 10:03:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: Regret on April 21, 2014, 09:27:20 PM
I think spanking is neither horrible or neccesary.
Having taken the middle ground i now expect to be attacked by both sides.
Everyone hates a fence sitter.
As an activity though it probably leaves more of a mark than spanking.
You have discovered my kink.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 19, 2014, 09:19:31 AM
Do I even WANT to ask what "gray-biromantic" is?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Gray-Biromantic_zps3f21ecd3.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 08:06:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 08:01:13 PM
I don't have kids, so that sounds kind of fucked up to me.
Remember, I don't have kids, so my perspective is most likely off
Compassion is a learned behavior.
Hmmm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 07:57:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 21, 2014, 07:52:16 PM
:eek: ..... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is exactly why I never joined any mommy groups, or really have friends with kids.
I fucking hate other parents and the way they act.
"What did you do when your son acted like this?"
"I spanked him"
"Oh I can't do that to little Katie, I just think it would have too many long term psychological effects"
"My kid turned out fine. I turned out fine. You got spanked, remember?"
"Yes but my little Brycer is different"
"FUCK YOU IN YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE YOU STUPID CUNT"
I don't have friends with kids.
I have noticed a disturbing trend - mind you, this isn't based on an actual study or anything - that kids who never get spanked wind up completely without compassion.
I think that if you don't associate pain with bad acts, then there are no bad acts in your mind.
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
I am not saying that you must not spank. I am just saying that spanking doesn't create compassion.
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:30:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 08:06:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 08:01:13 PM
I don't have kids, so that sounds kind of fucked up to me.
Remember, I don't have kids, so my perspective is most likely off
Compassion is a learned behavior.
Hmmm
I'm gonna stick the standard disclaimer in, here.
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 21, 2014, 07:52:16 PM
:eek: ..... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is exactly why I never joined any mommy groups, or really have friends with kids.
I fucking hate other parents and the way they act.
"What did you do when your son acted like this?"
"I spanked him"
"Oh I can't do that to little Katie, I just think it would have too many long term psychological effects"
"My kid turned out fine. I turned out fine. You got spanked, remember?"
"Yes but my little Brycer is different"
"FUCK YOU IN YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE YOU STUPID CUNT"
I don't have friends with kids.
This is exactly why I hate the other mommies. Extremists and assholes who all think they've found the one magical formula for raising perfect children, and as long as they adhere perfectly to their superstitious little rituals nothing bad will befall their little snowflakes, and they won't turn out to be failures or assholes.
The fanatical extremism drives me insane. There are some pretty basic things that parents should and shouldn't do with their kids, and the rest of it really doesn't matter that much.
1. Don't be abusive (or abused).
2. Good basic nutrition all around for moms and kids.
3. Go easy on the drugs and alcohol.
4. Bond with them, be present, and be responsive to their needs.
5. Provide consistent and secure structure for their lives, including discipline
If you've got those five items covered, whether or not you spank is really pretty much beside the point. Just figure out what works for you and your family, and do that.
I'd really like to add "don't be poor" but really it's more like "society, don't let people be poor, it's bad for kids".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Incorrect information abounds. I'm constantly finding things I have always thought were true that aren't, too. For that matter, as research progresses it's constantly disproving earlier ideas that were once thought to be true; for example, the idea that new neurons are never made after birth.
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:44:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Incorrect information abounds. I'm constantly finding things I have always thought were true that aren't, too. For that matter, as research progresses it's constantly disproving earlier ideas that were once thought to be true; for example, the idea that new neurons are never made after birth.
WAT
OKAY, EVERYONE STOP UNTIL I FUCKING CATCH UP.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:46:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:44:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Incorrect information abounds. I'm constantly finding things I have always thought were true that aren't, too. For that matter, as research progresses it's constantly disproving earlier ideas that were once thought to be true; for example, the idea that new neurons are never made after birth.
WAT
OKAY, EVERYONE STOP UNTIL I FUCKING CATCH UP.
:lulz:
The only possible way to catch up is to pick just ONE THING.
I know! They just discovered that the Black Plague was air-borne (invalidating centuries of the "it only spread by Black Rat + Fleas" theory).
Quote from: Telarus on April 23, 2014, 01:12:33 AM
I know! They just discovered that the Black Plague was air-borne (invalidating centuries of the "it only spread by Black Rat + Fleas" theory).
Bubonic or pnuemonic?
They're calling the Black Death pneumonic now, and nearly an exact DNA match to the plague that killed 60 in Madagascar recently.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/03/31/black_death_plague_skeleton_teeth_reveal_black_death_was_an_airborne_illness.html
Quote from: Telarus on April 23, 2014, 02:50:51 AM
They're calling the Black Death pneumonic now, and nearly an exact DNA match to the plague that killed 60 in Madagascar recently.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/03/31/black_death_plague_skeleton_teeth_reveal_black_death_was_an_airborne_illness.html
Wait, something actually got IN to Madagascar?!?!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 23, 2014, 03:03:10 AM
Quote from: Telarus on April 23, 2014, 02:50:51 AM
They're calling the Black Death pneumonic now, and nearly an exact DNA match to the plague that killed 60 in Madagascar recently.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/03/31/black_death_plague_skeleton_teeth_reveal_black_death_was_an_airborne_illness.html
Wait, something actually got IN to Madagascar?!?!
I don't believe that. It must have started there.
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:46:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:44:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Incorrect information abounds. I'm constantly finding things I have always thought were true that aren't, too. For that matter, as research progresses it's constantly disproving earlier ideas that were once thought to be true; for example, the idea that new neurons are never made after birth.
WAT
OKAY, EVERYONE STOP UNTIL I FUCKING CATCH UP.
:lulz:
The only possible way to catch up is to pick just ONE THING.
Sad but extremely true :cry:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2014, 08:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:46:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:44:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Incorrect information abounds. I'm constantly finding things I have always thought were true that aren't, too. For that matter, as research progresses it's constantly disproving earlier ideas that were once thought to be true; for example, the idea that new neurons are never made after birth.
WAT
OKAY, EVERYONE STOP UNTIL I FUCKING CATCH UP.
:lulz:
The only possible way to catch up is to pick just ONE THING.
Sad but extremely true :cry:
Okay, I pick the dominant paradigm of thinking.
Quote from: LuciferX on April 23, 2014, 08:46:10 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2014, 08:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:46:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:44:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2014, 10:34:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
There is research on this, and this is not correct.
That's about par for the course. :lulz:
I am constantly amazed at the sheer quantity of incorrect information I have stored.
Incorrect information abounds. I'm constantly finding things I have always thought were true that aren't, too. For that matter, as research progresses it's constantly disproving earlier ideas that were once thought to be true; for example, the idea that new neurons are never made after birth.
WAT
OKAY, EVERYONE STOP UNTIL I FUCKING CATCH UP.
:lulz:
The only possible way to catch up is to pick just ONE THING.
Sad but extremely true :cry:
Okay, I pick the dominant paradigm of thinking.
Blind ignorance? Alright, have fun with that. I'm sure you'll be great at it.
Quote from: Telarus on April 23, 2014, 02:50:51 AM
They're calling the Black Death pneumonic now, and nearly an exact DNA match to the plague that killed 60 in Madagascar recently.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/03/31/black_death_plague_skeleton_teeth_reveal_black_death_was_an_airborne_illness.html
I thought it could take either form, depending on conditions.
That seems to be my recollection as well, I was under the impression it depended on stages of incubation. The more you know I guess.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2014, 02:08:40 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 23, 2014, 02:50:51 AM
They're calling the Black Death pneumonic now, and nearly an exact DNA match to the plague that killed 60 in Madagascar recently.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/03/31/black_death_plague_skeleton_teeth_reveal_black_death_was_an_airborne_illness.html
I thought it could take either form, depending on conditions.
Yes, it's the same bacteria, and the name given to an outbreak is due to the area of the body infected & accompanying symptoms (lymph-bubonic vs lungs-pneumatic). The prevalent theory was that the 14th century Black Death was bubonic (spread by rats, like other bubonic plagues including modern outbreaks)
in order to explain it's spread patterns. This new find is more leaning towards direct human-to-human transmission.
Makes those plague doctor masks not look quite so ridiculous now.....even if the oft quoted "Miasma Theory" was still wrong.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2014, 05:58:44 PM
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HAHAHAHA WIN! :mittens:
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Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 23, 2014, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2014, 05:58:44 PM
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HAHAHAHA WIN! :mittens:
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/80591/1398117127/ArgosShrine.jpg)
It's nice to see the term "Argos Cenotaph" entering into more common usage. I'm assuming this isn't exclusive to the UK either.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 24, 2014, 01:12:37 PM
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It's nice to see the term "Argos Cenotaph" entering into more common usage. I'm assuming this isn't exclusive to the UK either.
"Hello snappy UK", just sort of hanging out there like a clown at a funeral. :lulz:
http://www.lostateminor.com/2014/04/24/ew-woman-responds-creepy-okcupid-creepers-naked-illustrations/
Possibly NSFW.
Here's some pictures of my crazy train ride to Kansas City. I highly recommend everybody gets a chance to ride a long distance train in the US at some time. I regret nothing, except my achy butt. Sleeping in the coach was tricky, but I did it.
the USCG Barque Eagle in New London. We stole this boat from the Nazis.
(http://i.imgur.com/KRH3IePl.jpg)
Philadelphia, once I was able to get a clear shot past piles of garbage.
(http://i.imgur.com/TmV0Muel.jpg)
I had a short layover in DC, so I ran outside for pics. Here's the Supreme Court.
(http://i.imgur.com/NTvqj5Il.jpg)
Which sits unsurprisingly across from the Capitol. Here I am being American:
(http://i.imgur.com/rgCxlfwl.jpg)
And exercising my right to be an American:
(http://i.imgur.com/bqsArUol.jpg)
So DC made me twice as Patriotic by the time I left.
(http://i.imgur.com/XTQr0ill.jpg)
By the way, if you get a chance to see the capital this time of year: GO. The city smells of cherry blossoms and it's just beautiful.
On the big cross-country superliner trains, there's observation cars. I hung out in the one from DC to Chicago most of the time.
(http://i.imgur.com/8uuz6cKl.jpg)
Harper's Ferry. I nearly shat, and then gave the car a history lesson. They loved me for it. Or were frightened, unsure.
(http://i.imgur.com/0nkd5Tul.jpg)
The majority of the Capitol Limited line follows the old B&O rails along the Potomac, so DC to Pittsburgh looked like this. West Virginia is on the left, Maryland is on the right. I also saw enough coal trains to power the East Coast for a while, which was both interesting and depressing.
(http://i.imgur.com/RgMYEGKl.jpg)
Pittsburgh around 11:30pm.
(http://i.imgur.com/VfecMMMl.jpg)
Inside Chicago Union Station, which is quiet and mild paced compared to DC Union Station. Midwest and all.
(http://i.imgur.com/5l8CoJjl.jpg)
The Sears Tower, now called the Willis Tower, but it will always be the former. Don't care.
(http://i.imgur.com/QReyHI5l.jpg)
The Mississippi River, which is a bit flooded out right now because of all the snow. This is the natural border between Illinois (left) and Iowa (right.)
(http://i.imgur.com/U3jfCgVl.jpg)
And this is pretty much what the view from the Southwest Chief looked like to Kansas City. Nothing is planted yet, but they're starting to plow the fields.
(http://i.imgur.com/wnxi2Hbl.jpg)
I got into KC at 10pm last night, so it was dark and there wasn't much to see, other than I'm pretty sure it's 50-60 miles in diameter, easy. We're going to go out a bit tonight to explore, then I have the convention all weekend with a chance of tornadoes on Sunday. I leave to go home to Boston on Monday morning.
FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY
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Suu, I'm not sure I ever knew why you're in KC
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 25, 2014, 04:02:58 PM
Suu, I'm not sure I ever knew why you're in KC
I'm giving talks at a convention tomorrow in Independence, the next city over.
This city does not suck, by the way. Everybody back east was going, "Ewwww, flyover state, DNT." Meanwhile, the first thing I'm told when I get off the train is, "By the way, Pretty Boy Floyd shot up this train station, let me show you the bullet holes!" It's not what I expected in the least. I expected Jesus, and I got Hare Krishnas and gay bars in the half hour drive I saw last night. I am NOT kidding.
Emote worthy (if smaller)?
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Holy nopefish!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2014, 05:48:53 PM
Emote worthy (if smaller)?
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:lulz: I like it.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 25, 2014, 02:33:55 PM
http://www.lostateminor.com/2014/04/24/ew-woman-responds-creepy-okcupid-creepers-naked-illustrations/
Possibly NSFW.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I'd have drawn them SMALLER. Like squirrel penises.
Quote from: The Suu on April 25, 2014, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 25, 2014, 04:02:58 PM
Suu, I'm not sure I ever knew why you're in KC
I'm giving talks at a convention tomorrow in Independence, the next city over.
This city does not suck, by the way. Everybody back east was going, "Ewwww, flyover state, DNT." Meanwhile, the first thing I'm told when I get off the train is, "By the way, Pretty Boy Floyd shot up this train station, let me show you the bullet holes!" It's not what I expected in the least. I expected Jesus, and I got Hare Krishnas and gay bars in the half hour drive I saw last night. I am NOT kidding.
It's changed since I was there. I stopped en route to someplace else to visit a lady I used to know. It essentially reminded me of a giant Lake Jackson, TX. We ended up going to a free concert at a park. Gary Puckett. There is nothing quite like seeing an old man with a huge gut wrapped in a cummerbund singing "Young Girl".
NEVER. AGAIN.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on April 25, 2014, 06:37:56 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 25, 2014, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 25, 2014, 04:02:58 PM
Suu, I'm not sure I ever knew why you're in KC
I'm giving talks at a convention tomorrow in Independence, the next city over.
This city does not suck, by the way. Everybody back east was going, "Ewwww, flyover state, DNT." Meanwhile, the first thing I'm told when I get off the train is, "By the way, Pretty Boy Floyd shot up this train station, let me show you the bullet holes!" It's not what I expected in the least. I expected Jesus, and I got Hare Krishnas and gay bars in the half hour drive I saw last night. I am NOT kidding.
It's changed since I was there. I stopped en route to someplace else to visit a lady I used to know. It essentially reminded me of a giant Lake Jackson, TX. We ended up going to a free concert at a park. Gary Puckett. There is nothing quite like seeing an old man with a huge gut wrapped in a cummerbund singing "Young Girl".
NEVER. AGAIN.
From what I've been told, Lawrence, KS isn't far, and that's home to the surprisingly liberal University of Kansas, as well as University of Missouri-Kansas City. A lot of the younger generations are sticking around and working in Kansas City, so the demographic is changing. I'm sure there's plenty of red state Midwesterners gumming up the place, but I saw a damn gay bar last night, complete with rainbow flags and the whole nine yards, and all I could think about was LMNO and his big gay cowboys.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2014, 05:28:38 AM
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:eek:
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2014, 03:06:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2014, 05:28:38 AM
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:eek:
Someone with access to planes needs stickers like that.
This is apparently a thing.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2014, 05:50:48 PM
This is apparently a thing.
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I saw the trailer for that, somewhere. I have no idea where.
Beaver is the Oregon State animal. It's on our flag.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/54e977f86896fe49c3837c8aa4edbe57/tumblr_n41uscAqtG1qdvatvo1_250.gif)
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Banky's Mobile Lovers
Potentially NSFW.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-P8WkFMWqHJw/U2DkznvPx5I/AAAAAAAABA0/ibcMtz4Hmmo/w718-h742-no/14+-+1
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(http://i.imgur.com/VySocKH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/EKIb8Rt.jpg)
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The text speak one, Brass eye? It seems familiar and I can't place it.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2014, 04:27:41 PM
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Inaccurate.
This implies the psychopaths are working together for a common goal.
You're imagining the wrong thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/Sozl9Ws.jpg)
The southern dildo cross returns home.
I saw this one on facebook. People were cheering it on, and then had a sad when people told them it was fake.
People needed to be told that was fake?
(http://i.imgur.com/hDUSwdk.png)
Yes, which is the second saddest part about that.
They just haven't seen enough WOMPs to know a WOMP when they see one. I'm not sure whether my favorite part is the weirdly-shooped monotone vehicles or the way they made the hole in the roof with a black paintbrush. Whoever made it wasn't trying to fool anyone, and I think that's the best thing about it.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 30, 2014, 07:59:15 PM
You're imagining the wrong thing.
Oh? Then i don't get it. Please explain.
(https://www.facebook.com/download/296854290488599/Ben-Popps-cats_zps801ec0c9.gif)
http://sadetsyboyfriends.tumblr.com/ :lulz:
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 02, 2014, 03:15:31 AM
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lol i kept missing the blinking.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 02, 2014, 04:43:06 AM
http://sadetsyboyfriends.tumblr.com/ :lulz:
:lol:
Quote from: Regret on May 01, 2014, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 30, 2014, 07:59:15 PM
You're imagining the wrong thing.
Oh? Then i don't get it. Please explain.
I need not imagine reality. Said the attractively strange attractor.
Quote from: Regret on May 01, 2014, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 30, 2014, 07:59:15 PM
You're imagining the wrong thing.
Oh? Then i don't get it. Please explain.
You assumed it meant the current world. It asked you to imagine a world run by psychopaths. It's an easy mistake to make, but the world you're currently dealing with seems to be run by sociopaths:
http://voices.yahoo.com/sociopath-vs-psychopath-there-difference-1906224.html
QuoteCharacteristics of a sociopath are as followed :
1. Sociopaths are very charming.
2. Sociopaths can be extremely manipulative and will try to con you whenever possible.
3. Sociopaths feel that they are entitled to everything.
4. Sociopaths will lie continuously to get what they want. They can even sometimes manipulate a lie detector.
5. Sociopaths have no remorse, shame or guilt.
6. Sociopaths will show love and happiness only when it serves their purpose. None of the feelings are genuine.
7. Sociopaths have no room for love in their life.
8. Sociopaths need to have excitement in their lives or live on the edge.
9. Sociopaths have lack of empathy hen their victims suffer pain that they have caused.
10. Sociopaths believe that they are all mightier than tho, there is no concern on how their behavior impacts others.
11. Sociopaths usually have a long history of juvenile delinquency as well as behavior problems.
12. Sociopaths will never take blame for anything they have done to anyone no matter if it is family or friend.
13. Sociopaths have many sexual partners and tend to act out many sexual acts.
14. Sociopaths rarely stay in one place for a long time (home/work).
15. Sociopaths will change themselves if they know it will keep them from being found out.
Characteristics of a psychopath are as followed:
1. Psychopaths use superficial charm to lure their victims.
2. Psychopaths are extremely self-centered.
3. Psychopaths must always do something to keep themselves from boredom.
4. Psychopaths are very deceptive and tend to lie continuously.
5. Psychopaths show no remorse of guilt towards their victims.
6. Psychopaths are very predatory and usually will live off other people.
7. Psychopaths have many sexual partners in their lifetime.
8. Psychopaths are very impulsive with their lifestyle.
9. Psychopaths are always blaming other people for their actions.
10. Psychopaths never have a realistic view of their lives. (king of the world or from another planet)
11. Psychopaths always want psychological gratification in sexual and criminal activities.
12. Psychopaths tend to try suicide, rarely succeeding.
So it seems the Sociopaths designate the running of things to various psychopaths for fun and profit. Who knew?
Juvinile delinquents always muck everything up.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 02, 2014, 08:17:52 AM
Quote from: Regret on May 01, 2014, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 30, 2014, 07:59:15 PM
You're imagining the wrong thing.
Oh? Then i don't get it. Please explain.
You assumed it meant the current world. It asked you to imagine a world run by psychopaths. It's an easy mistake to make, but the world you're currently dealing with seems to be run by sociopaths:
http://voices.yahoo.com/sociopath-vs-psychopath-there-difference-1906224.html
QuoteCharacteristics of a sociopath are as followed :
1. Sociopaths are very charming.
2. Sociopaths can be extremely manipulative and will try to con you whenever possible.
3. Sociopaths feel that they are entitled to everything.
4. Sociopaths will lie continuously to get what they want. They can even sometimes manipulate a lie detector.
5. Sociopaths have no remorse, shame or guilt.
6. Sociopaths will show love and happiness only when it serves their purpose. None of the feelings are genuine.
7. Sociopaths have no room for love in their life.
8. Sociopaths need to have excitement in their lives or live on the edge.
9. Sociopaths have lack of empathy hen their victims suffer pain that they have caused.
10. Sociopaths believe that they are all mightier than tho, there is no concern on how their behavior impacts others.
11. Sociopaths usually have a long history of juvenile delinquency as well as behavior problems.
12. Sociopaths will never take blame for anything they have done to anyone no matter if it is family or friend.
13. Sociopaths have many sexual partners and tend to act out many sexual acts.
14. Sociopaths rarely stay in one place for a long time (home/work).
15. Sociopaths will change themselves if they know it will keep them from being found out.
Characteristics of a psychopath are as followed:
1. Psychopaths use superficial charm to lure their victims.
2. Psychopaths are extremely self-centered.
3. Psychopaths must always do something to keep themselves from boredom.
4. Psychopaths are very deceptive and tend to lie continuously.
5. Psychopaths show no remorse of guilt towards their victims.
6. Psychopaths are very predatory and usually will live off other people.
7. Psychopaths have many sexual partners in their lifetime.
8. Psychopaths are very impulsive with their lifestyle.
9. Psychopaths are always blaming other people for their actions.
10. Psychopaths never have a realistic view of their lives. (king of the world or from another planet)
11. Psychopaths always want psychological gratification in sexual and criminal activities.
12. Psychopaths tend to try suicide, rarely succeeding.
So it seems the Sociopaths designate the running of things to various psychopaths for fun and profit. Who knew?
Ah, thanks.
Hehheh, I am imagining a world run by mad scientists now with the real power in the hands of the Igors.
(https://www.facebook.com/download/694193447303549/e-cat.gif)
More abandoned building porn (http://imgur.com/a/3vhXd#0)
(http://i.imgur.com/Pc5FBZ9.png)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 03, 2014, 04:29:26 AM
More abandoned building porn (http://imgur.com/a/3vhXd#0)
I am a bit disappointed by both the photography and the graffiti. I feel that the site had great potential, but was rendered banal by its visitors.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 03, 2014, 05:46:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 03, 2014, 04:29:26 AM
More abandoned building porn (http://imgur.com/a/3vhXd#0)
I am a bit disappointed by both the photography and the graffiti. I feel that the site had great potential, but was rendered banal by its visitors.
I hear that. I considered it as an aspect of the dilapidation so it was passable. You give that graffiti 20 or so years...it'll merge with the rest of the environment even more.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 03, 2014, 05:51:55 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 03, 2014, 05:46:29 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 03, 2014, 04:29:26 AM
More abandoned building porn (http://imgur.com/a/3vhXd#0)
I am a bit disappointed by both the photography and the graffiti. I feel that the site had great potential, but was rendered banal by its visitors.
I hear that. I considered it as an aspect of the dilapidation so it was passable. You give that graffiti 20 or so years...it'll merge with the rest of the environment even more.
There are certainly ways to photograph even the worst graffiti well, but unfortunately I don't think that photographer has the skills to do the medium of abandoned buildings justice. It definitely is a promising site, though.
The stuffed rabbit bit at the end was genius. Someone went to a lot of trouble to set that up just right :lulz:
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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 04, 2014, 04:44:28 AM
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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 03, 2014, 09:28:50 PM
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cannot see :(
Aww. :( Maybe I will re-host them later. After breakfast.
Can you see this one?
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:lulz:
yeah
:omg:
(http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/24-types_of_libertarian.png)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
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:lulz: It's nothing if not comprehensive.
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(https://www.facebook.com/download/1385940425025564/cat%20facts.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/AXaU2JE.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/bQDWtvY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zObZl5G.jpg)
Okay now i'm done.
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:lulz: all the up
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/24-types_of_libertarian.png
Almost every variety, but it sadly missed the "parking meter troll libertarian"
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/05/us/politics/libertarians-trail-meter-readers-telling-town-live-free-or-else.html
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/24-types_of_libertarian.png
Almost every variety, but it sadly missed the "parking meter troll libertarian"
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/05/us/politics/libertarians-trail-meter-readers-telling-town-live-free-or-else.html
ahhhh that guy is my favorite libertarian
the videos of him getting thrown out of court for pretending to drink beer are maddening
Or him trying to explain to a judge why the judge has no power. These cats honestly believe that there is a series of magic words you can say in court (like "I am a sovereign citizen") that somehow evaporate the government.
I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS GOVERNMENT'S AUTHORITY!
/
:mad:
I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS COURT'S AUTHORITY!
/
:mad:
I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS JAIL CELL'S AUTHORITY!
/
:mad:
Ah, he's one of those. Yeah, they're pretty crazy, even by libertarian standards.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 06, 2014, 02:22:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zObZl5G.jpg)
Okay now i'm done.
lololol
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There are only 4 of them. I feel ripped off.
Who do you think is taking the picture?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 06, 2014, 09:05:22 PM
Who do you think is taking the picture?
That would make this the most perfect thing I have seen in my entire life. :lulz:
EDIT: Now that you mention it, I don't see a drummer.
Quote from: Cramulus on May 06, 2014, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2014, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/24-types_of_libertarian.png
Almost every variety, but it sadly missed the "parking meter troll libertarian"
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/05/us/politics/libertarians-trail-meter-readers-telling-town-live-free-or-else.html
ahhhh that guy is my favorite libertarian
the videos of him getting thrown out of court for pretending to drink beer are maddening
Or him trying to explain to a judge why the judge has no power. These cats honestly believe that there is a series of magic words you can say in court (like "I am a sovereign citizen") that somehow evaporate the government.
I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS GOVERNMENT'S AUTHORITY!
/
:mad:
I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS COURT'S AUTHORITY!
/
:mad:
I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS JAIL CELL'S AUTHORITY!
/
:mad:
Yea, though currently sicking some Scalia might be fun. I'd be like, to quote my dear friend:
QuoteThe Declaration of Independence...is not a legal prescription conferring powers upon the courts; and the Constitution's refusal to 'deny or disparage' other rights is far removed from affirming any one of them, and even farther removed from authorizing judges to identify what they might be, and to enforce the judges' list against laws duly enacted by the people.
And then like drop the mike on the bench :lulz:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 12:21:40 AM
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:lulz:
:lulz:
(http://www.thefix.com/sites/default/files/styles/article/public/cocainebricks-wikimedia.jpg?itok=zJSFdbp_)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/145da991669a64ead8c9b9ba8f00f2a3/tumblr_n2t9dweDyN1rq7z94o1_400.gif)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 08, 2014, 11:49:47 AM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/145da991669a64ead8c9b9ba8f00f2a3/tumblr_n2t9dweDyN1rq7z94o1_400.gif)
(http://gamenight.4leafcoder.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/game-over-man-game-over.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x03weLvj1qlzn67o1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
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:lulz: You're terrible. I love this.
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x03weLvj1qlzn67o1_500.jpg)
You are a genius.
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
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OMFG :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Cain wins.
I gotta pull this off:
(http://i.imgur.com/jONF2UH.jpg)
NSFW
Atheists (https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10255726_817321724959650_5848266521044854928_n.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
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Cain wins ALL THE INTERNETS. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I sometimes worry about the people I game with. This is one of those times:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I3qlHiOGiMw/UKUR14A4W4I/AAAAAAAAAiQ/yTdCGTIRSas/s1600/phantom_nemesis.jpg
Probably not NSFW, but it would be difficult to explain.
WOMP/CAPTION, PLS
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/9960_832248753471444_1553460256_n.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2014, 02:02:56 PM
I sometimes worry about the people I game with. This is one of those times:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I3qlHiOGiMw/UKUR14A4W4I/AAAAAAAAAiQ/yTdCGTIRSas/s1600/phantom_nemesis.jpg
Probably not NSFW, but it would be difficult to explain.
These people should maybe talk to a real girl or something.
Yes. It also seems they forgot this scene in the game:
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120313233526/masseffect/images/1/13/CerberusHusk.png
I don't know why they think the girls got let off any lighter.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 02:04:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2014, 02:02:56 PM
I sometimes worry about the people I game with. This is one of those times:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I3qlHiOGiMw/UKUR14A4W4I/AAAAAAAAAiQ/yTdCGTIRSas/s1600/phantom_nemesis.jpg
Probably not NSFW, but it would be difficult to explain.
These people should maybe talk to a real girl or something.
What exactly am I looking at here? A rule 34/63 combo involving Mass Effect? Maybe?
Yes, the Nemesis and the Phanton enemy types, in a Rule 34 situation.
The Nemesis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv895-PchMA&feature=youtu.be).
The Phantom (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcxCFPsB8Fg).
Ah. Well, could be worse. One of them could be fucking that huge spider-type creature.
You mean these?
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc255/Notho_photo/Praetorians.jpg?t=1270085184)
Because, technically, they're made of people.
QuoteThe Praetorian is a slow-moving flying Collector construction that consists of thirty deformed Husks fused together.
QuoteHusks are synthetic-organic "zombies" created from the bodies of organic beings. When a human is captured, they are placed on impaling devices, huge spikes that Alliance marines have nicknamed "dragon's teeth". Over time the body's organs, skin and water content are converted into cybernetic materials; blood is changed to a sickly green fluid, and the body generates an electrical charge.
So that'd technically be an orgy.
LMNO, You understand how this works, right? There IS worse. There is ALWAYS worse. I'm not even going to google it because I FUCKING KNOW it already exists because if you've just thought about it now, some scary, scary guy has been wanking himself raw over it for the past couple of years.
I'd fucking guarantee it but I'm not lifting a damn finger to prove it. You can do that to yourself.
Well, now I'm just turned on.
I'll be in my bunk, dreaming of corpse orgies and women with unrealistic bodies.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 02:04:04 PM
WOMP/CAPTION, PLS
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Come mistah tally mon tally me ba--OHSHIT MON! Hide the deadly black tarantula!!
I suck at this but I love this photo for some unexplainable reason
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 09, 2014, 06:58:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 02:04:04 PM
WOMP/CAPTION, PLS
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Come mistah tally mon tally me ba--OHSHIT MON! Hide the deadly black tarantula!!
I suck at this but I love this photo for some unexplainable reason
That photo makes me happy. I have no idea why.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 02:04:04 PM
WOMP/CAPTION, PLS
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/9960_832248753471444_1553460256_n.jpg
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/9960_832248753471444_1553460256_n.jpg)
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When Pablo's high school sweetheart told him that one day he was going to be a banana smuggler, she didn't know how right she was.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 02:04:04 PM
WOMP/CAPTION, PLS
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"Prime progressive plantain putrefaction protection"
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Reminds me of the barstool experiment:
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Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:
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Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.
Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/14549_820926541261692_1543515404528440643_n.jpg)
Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.
:lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:
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Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.
...and then the bartender picks up a barstool and beats you and Zeno to death with it.
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:
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Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.
You, sir are quickly becoming one of my favourite people.
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:lulz: :lulz: and, yes, that stool belongs on the floor, for fuck the tender blod-clot theif, lest his diverticulitis is up for another asymptotic venture to curb his bleeding mug on the bar.
Quote from: trix on May 12, 2014, 06:03:19 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/14549_820926541261692_1543515404528440643_n.jpg)
Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.
...and then the bartender picks up a barstool and beats you and Zeno to death with it.
(http://i.imgur.com/WxaemeS.jpg)
Quote from: The Suu on May 14, 2014, 04:11:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WxaemeS.jpg)
I kind of want to send that to my friend who insists on telling me about her "kinky" exploits.
Somehow, despite being of an age where you would think this would have dawned on her, it still hasn't occurred to her that
other people have insane filthy down-and-dirty sex, too, they just don't tell everyone about it.
She once told me that I "just
have to try rope bondage".
:lol:
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
RIP :cry:
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
It makes me wonder if she's a bit unsure of what she's doing and wanting validation. I mean, we've all been known to get our freak on and such, but I've never really talked sex with anyone else unless I felt uncomfortable with the situation.
Quote from: The Suu on May 15, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
It makes me wonder if she's a bit unsure of what she's doing and wanting validation. I mean, we've all been known to get our freak on and such, but I've never really talked sex with anyone else unless I felt uncomfortable with the situation.
If she wants advice or reassurance, I'd be happy to give it. I'm just not sure, from her behavior, what the hell she wants. And I want her to stop with the TMI because it just comes across as sex-bragging. The kind of sex-bragging that's like what college freshmen do because they're so damn proud of themselves for having sex.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Unfortunately, she may not even be oblivious to your being taken-aback. Perhaps she is intimidated by you and this is how she tries to re-assert being in control. Because she can't actually get you, she simulates the act by involving your imagination in the recreation of her fantasy. By proxy, she feels one step closer conquest. Probably borderline personality.
I feel dirty just for saying that :horrormirth:
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Unfortunately, she may not even be oblivious to your being taken-aback. Perhaps she is intimidated by you and this is how she tries to re-assert being in control. Because she can't actually get you, she simulates the act by involving your imagination in the recreation of her fantasy. By proxy, she feels one step closer conquest. Probably borderline personality.
I feel dirty just for saying that :horrormirth:
Is joke?
I don't think she's borderline. Unfortunately, I have fairly extensive personal experience with borderlines and she doesn't fit the bill.
I don't know if she really has any real pathology, just a lot of generalized neuroticism and maybe some really ineffective mechanisms for processing her personal shit.
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:41 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Unfortunately, she may not even be oblivious to your being taken-aback. Perhaps she is intimidated by you and this is how she tries to re-assert being in control. Because she can't actually get you, she simulates the act by involving your imagination in the recreation of her fantasy. By proxy, she feels one step closer conquest. Probably borderline personality.
I feel dirty just for saying that :horrormirth:
Is joke?
I don't think she's borderline. Unfortunately, I have fairly extensive personal experience with borderlines and she doesn't fit the bill.
I don't know if she really has any real pathology, just a lot of generalized neuroticism and maybe some really ineffective mechanisms for processing her personal shit.
Okay, yes, joke per strict definition, still, the question remains about her inability to register that this is making you feel uncomfortable. Is she "plain or just playin'"(TM). Over time, she should have the necessary mirror neurons to process your reaction. Even if you were really tactful and elegant in your dissimulation, the "correct" way to recognize and reciprocate such tact would be to comply. Is she plain or playin'? :?
If I may hazard, N.P.D., would be next runner-up (all based on extrapolations of my own conditions). Not definitive determinations, just lenses to look through [I am not licensed psych-anything]
(http://i.imgur.com/wtJO7eZl.jpg)
Poutine with Montreal traditional smoked meat.
This was dinner. Mother. Of. God.
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10390120_10152144492145954_1832144772016834212_n.jpg)
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 16, 2014, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 11:21:05 PM
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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Unfortunately, she may not even be oblivious to your being taken-aback. Perhaps she is intimidated by you and this is how she tries to re-assert being in control. Because she can't actually get you, she simulates the act by involving your imagination in the recreation of her fantasy. By proxy, she feels one step closer conquest. Probably borderline personality.
I feel dirty just for saying that :horrormirth:
Is joke?
I don't think she's borderline. Unfortunately, I have fairly extensive personal experience with borderlines and she doesn't fit the bill.
I don't know if she really has any real pathology, just a lot of generalized neuroticism and maybe some really ineffective mechanisms for processing her personal shit.
Okay, yes, joke per strict definition, still, the question remains about her inability to register that this is making you feel uncomfortable. Is she "plain or just playin'"(TM). Over time, she should have the necessary mirror neurons to process your reaction. Even if you were really tactful and elegant in your dissimulation, the "correct" way to recognize and reciprocate such tact would be to comply. Is she plain or playin'? :?
If I may hazard, N.P.D., would be next runner-up (all based on extrapolations of my own conditions). Not definitive determinations, just lenses to look through [I am not licensed psych-anything]
I just told you that I don't think she has any real pathologies. I have known her for seven years and this annoying thing she's doing right now is a recent development.
Why are you so intent on internet-diagnosing my friend?
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 17, 2014, 09:50:44 AM
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:lulz:
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 17, 2014, 04:37:36 PM
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Unfortunately, she may not even be oblivious to your being taken-aback. Perhaps she is intimidated by you and this is how she tries to re-assert being in control. Because she can't actually get you, she simulates the act by involving your imagination in the recreation of her fantasy. By proxy, she feels one step closer conquest. Probably borderline personality.
I feel dirty just for saying that :horrormirth:
Is joke?
I don't think she's borderline. Unfortunately, I have fairly extensive personal experience with borderlines and she doesn't fit the bill.
I don't know if she really has any real pathology, just a lot of generalized neuroticism and maybe some really ineffective mechanisms for processing her personal shit.
Okay, yes, joke per strict definition, still, the question remains about her inability to register that this is making you feel uncomfortable. Is she "plain or just playin'"(TM). Over time, she should have the necessary mirror neurons to process your reaction. Even if you were really tactful and elegant in your dissimulation, the "correct" way to recognize and reciprocate such tact would be to comply. Is she plain or playin'? :?
If I may hazard, N.P.D., would be next runner-up (all based on extrapolations of my own conditions). Not definitive determinations, just lenses to look through [I am not licensed psych-anything]
I just told you that I don't think she has any real pathologies. I have known her for seven years and this annoying thing she's doing right now is a recent development.
Why are you so intent on internet-diagnosing my friend?
Human nature - he can't help it. Personally I reckon she's a serial killer - all the classic signs
FYI -- Yoinking the two above images.
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I wonder what happens when you pull Hamish by the horns.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 18, 2014, 06:51:26 AM
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I wonder what happens when you pull Hamish by the horns.
Awesome. I've met Hamish in person. Lives just a couple of miles away 8)
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 17, 2014, 04:37:36 PM
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure. There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot". Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding :lol:
Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
Unfortunately, she may not even be oblivious to your being taken-aback. Perhaps she is intimidated by you and this is how she tries to re-assert being in control. Because she can't actually get you, she simulates the act by involving your imagination in the recreation of her fantasy. By proxy, she feels one step closer conquest. Probably borderline personality.
I feel dirty just for saying that :horrormirth:
Is joke?
I don't think she's borderline. Unfortunately, I have fairly extensive personal experience with borderlines and she doesn't fit the bill.
I don't know if she really has any real pathology, just a lot of generalized neuroticism and maybe some really ineffective mechanisms for processing her personal shit.
Okay, yes, joke per strict definition, still, the question remains about her inability to register that this is making you feel uncomfortable. Is she "plain or just playin'"(TM). Over time, she should have the necessary mirror neurons to process your reaction. Even if you were really tactful and elegant in your dissimulation, the "correct" way to recognize and reciprocate such tact would be to comply. Is she plain or playin'? :?
If I may hazard, N.P.D., would be next runner-up (all based on extrapolations of my own conditions). Not definitive determinations, just lenses to look through [I am not licensed psych-anything]
I just told you that I don't think she has any real pathologies. I have known her for seven years and this annoying thing she's doing right now is a recent development.
Why are you so intent on internet-diagnosing my friend?
Compartmentalizing helps me sleep at night :lulz:
[Ed. Horns growing, for levity, whom might be in Montana on the 9th :oops:]
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 15, 2014, 05:37:49 PM
RIP :cry:
(http://www.cgsociety.org/stories/2010_10/giger/im10.jpg)
Watching H.R. Giger - Art in Motion
http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=sPZaNlYX2vk
Nice1! Giger spoke to me in a way no other artist ever did. He ruined art for me. After Giger, everything else was just scribbles and stick-figures.
Turn your baby into a hamster! The ultimate tool for parents on the go! Or just unable to give a fuck, for that matter.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/db43bb7396ead4b8732e295d189b35fd/tumblr_mes1fz21e41ru1lyao1_500.jpg)
It's part of a healthy upbringing, according to the box.
Healthy upbringing, as opposed to leaving the little bastard to starve in a dumpster? :eek:
I want to put one of those next to my couch, filled with gin.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 18, 2014, 11:01:45 PM
I want to put one of those next to my couch, filled with gin.
I bothers me to no end that I didn't think of that. :tgrr:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 18, 2014, 11:01:45 PM
I want to put one of those next to my couch, filled with gin.
:lulz:
This is why greatness comes to you LMNO, because you are its harbinger.
There's a reason it say "Visionary" on my business cards.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 19, 2014, 12:24:21 AM
There's a reason it say "Visionary" on my business cards.
First I was like :lulz: Then, hmm, :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: LMNO put wheels on it!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 18, 2014, 11:01:45 PM
I want to put one of those next to my couch, filled with gin.
I was thinking how well one of those would work attached to an autonomous drone.
But your idea is better, because mine would just hover next to the couch anyway.
Quote from: Pæs on May 19, 2014, 03:28:23 AM
But your idea is better, because mine would just hover next to the couch anyway.
And drones roam, they don't stroll...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2014, 10:36:17 PM
Turn your baby into a hamster! The ultimate tool for parents on the go! Or just unable to give a fuck, for that matter.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/db43bb7396ead4b8732e295d189b35fd/tumblr_mes1fz21e41ru1lyao1_500.jpg)
It's part of a healthy upbringing, according to the box.
INFANT ENERGY DRINK?!!
:crankey:
Found this gem on the Facespace.
(http://i.imgur.com/c9bA9vr.jpg)
Because pineal gland AND Hitler!
Yup, lots of fluoridated water...in the concentration camps. You know, where they frequently starved people for "medical experiments" to see how long they could last for. It was a big concern of the SS, making sure the Jews and homosexuals and Communists had plenty to drink. And so much cheaper than just beating and torturing them until you break their will to resist!
And as we all know, fluoride totally was THE WORST substance kicking around the death camps.
:lulz: I love that satire is taking over the internet.
Only the person that shared it didn't know it was satire.
...I just let that one sit and got the popcorn. :lulz:
You should have seen how upset the attachment parenting mommy groups got about the Crib Dribbler. :lulz:
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 20, 2014, 05:45:13 AM
You should have seen how upset the attachment parenting mommy groups got about the Crib Dribbler. :lulz:
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We had that couch for 20 years - shoulda kept the plastic on it...
Now, that, I got me some Seagram's gin
Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped eenz
At ease, as I mob with the dog Pound, feel the breeze
Rolling ... Laid back...
:lulz: had to, please give them my regards :ffs:
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:lulz:
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10154304_10202136193590834_5060316565142593615_n.jpg)
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2014, 08:26:48 PM
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Alty on May 20, 2014, 08:38:20 PM
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
Well? LOOK AT HIM!
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
Well? LOOK AT HIM!
LITHIUM IS A METAL :argh!:
[okay, okay, maybe not a "hard" metal, still]
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2014, 06:58:11 PM
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
The 2009 - 2010 Stoughton High School Norwegian Dancers.
(http://www.stoughtonnorwegiandancers.net/images/2009-2010-Stoughton-High-School-Norwegian-Dancers-sm.jpg)
And suddenly, the reason why IKEA is in Stoughton is suddenly perfectly clear.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 19, 2014, 11:55:03 PM
:lulz: I love that satire is taking over the internet.
Unfortunately "Nazis put fluoride in water to keep the Jews docile" is a meme which has been used in several high profile campaigns against water fluoridation, and is a long standing trope among the Bircher and NWO conspiracy set.
Despite, y'know, the complete and utter lack of evidence found by several historians of the period who specialised in the Holocaust and were specifically asked about the claim. And being satirised to death in
Dr Strangelove, making this something of a zombie trope that just refuses to die (much like the anti-vaccers beliefs).
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
Well? LOOK AT HIM!
LITHIUM IS A METAL :argh!:
[okay, okay, maybe not a "hard" metal, still]
He looks like Misha Collins.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 21, 2014, 10:35:21 PM
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
Well? LOOK AT HIM!
LITHIUM IS A METAL :argh!:
[okay, okay, maybe not a "hard" metal, still]
He looks like Misha Collins.
Minus all the hotness, maybe.
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
:lulz:
Being metal isn't always easy.
If it was, it wouldn't be metal.
It's easy in Norway. It's genetically instilled in everyone.
NUH-UH!
Name one Norwegian that has no metal.
Knut Arild Hareide. Current leader of the Christian Democratic Party.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/151/151254/15125494/jpg/active/729x.jpg)
He looks Hungarian.
:crankey:
Well? LOOK AT HIM!
LITHIUM IS A METAL :argh!:
[okay, okay, maybe not a "hard" metal, still]
He looks like Misha Collins.
Minus all the hotness, maybe.
He's not UGly....but yeah he's not exactly hot either.
NIGEL MORE ABANDONED STUFF--THIS TIME IT'S A GERMAN BUNKER (http://imgur.com/gallery/yBle6)
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Hallelujah?
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(i made this one)
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(not sure if repost)
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:spit:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 08:09:43 PM
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:lulz: That HAS to be from Liartown USA.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 22, 2014, 04:58:22 AM
NIGEL MORE ABANDONED STUFF--THIS TIME IT'S A GERMAN BUNKER (http://imgur.com/gallery/yBle6)
Oh my god, that actually spooked even me! I love it.
That reminded me, Roger, when you get here the weather should be perfect for a trip down the Pipe.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 22, 2014, 09:36:45 PM
That reminded me, Roger, when you get here the weather should be perfect for a trip down the Pipe.
Excellent. It is looking like I will be there the 2nd week of June, and I will be there for at least a Saturday, though I am unsure which end of that week it will be on.
I will probably fly in Wednesday, and fly out VERY late Saturday or early Sunday. I will be free every day after about noon, so I imagine I will need to keep myself occupied for part of that time at the very least.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 22, 2014, 09:36:45 PM
That reminded me, Roger, when you get here the weather should be perfect for a trip down the Pipe.
Excellent. It is looking like I will be there the 2nd week of June, and I will be there for at least a Saturday, though I am unsure which end of that week it will be on.
I will probably fly in Wednesday, and fly out VERY late Saturday or early Sunday. I will be free every day after about noon, so I imagine I will need to keep myself occupied for part of that time at the very least.
I think my last final is on the 13th (the two before that are on the 9th though) and Summer classes don't start up again until the 23rd, so that's perfect! I'll be in Eugene on the 14th and am attending an all-day orientation on the 17th, and I think that's about it. Even after classes start up, I'm only taking morning/early afternoon classes.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 22, 2014, 10:16:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2014, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 22, 2014, 09:36:45 PM
That reminded me, Roger, when you get here the weather should be perfect for a trip down the Pipe.
Excellent. It is looking like I will be there the 2nd week of June, and I will be there for at least a Saturday, though I am unsure which end of that week it will be on.
I will probably fly in Wednesday, and fly out VERY late Saturday or early Sunday. I will be free every day after about noon, so I imagine I will need to keep myself occupied for part of that time at the very least.
Excellent. We will also need a really good restaurant that takes AMEX. Because I am not eating in the fucking hotel. I have grown weary of hotel restaurants, if you can believe that.
I think my last final is on the 13th (the two before that are on the 9th though) and Summer classes don't start up again until the 23rd, so that's perfect! I'll be in Eugene on the 14th and am attending an all-day orientation on the 17th, and I think that's about it. Even after classes start up, I'm only taking morning/early afternoon classes.
I think most of the ones downtown do... I'd be stunned if they didn't, with all the travelers.
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Apartment Fire Lady joke comes back with a vengeance.
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:lulz:
19th century WOMP.
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Quote from: Junkenstein on May 28, 2014, 11:35:25 AM
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:lulz: "This is a Closed House, for Strumpets" :lulz:
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:sad:
Why, Nigel? Why? :cry:
Okay, so I fapped to it but I'm not at all happy about that fact. I suspect that considerable emotional trauma may have occurred but I'm scared to look! :argh!:
You're welcome :thanks:
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/cad26250143f6e0cf747e308b4f5ac59/tumblr_n5l25515Yl1r51oypo1_1280.jpg)
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Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on May 31, 2014, 12:24:01 AM
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Well played.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2014, 12:37:27 AM
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Wow, man. I don't even.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2014, 12:37:27 AM
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Hilarious, yet awful! This calls for :horrormirth:
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... it is a lot longer, so the rest is here (http://discomfortwornlikeanawfulsweater.tumblr.com/post/87436739291/serpentinetigerlily-boltstuck-gtfocupid)
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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on June 01, 2014, 04:19:00 AM
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:lulz:
That man has NO EXCUSE, and he ISN'T INTERESTED IN ONE.
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 07:24:45 PM
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I actually think I saw that guy at a festival outside Eugine, next to the couple with USPS (not UPS :) truck full of stuffed animals :pika:
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HEUUHEHUEUEH
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https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75jxkfpOJ1rr3vreo1_500.jpg
Mildly NSFW.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2014, 03:04:46 AM
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Mildly NSFW.
:lulz: WTF
And then I broke my friends.
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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on June 03, 2014, 03:14:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2014, 03:04:46 AM
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75jxkfpOJ1rr3vreo1_500.jpg
Mildly NSFW.
:lulz: WTF
I endorse this behaviour and wish to see more crashes as a result of such shenanigans.
The reports never mentioned if that dude that got hit by the rally car at the weekend was dressed or not
I hope he wasn't and it's the start of a glorious trend.
On another note, I'm somewhat depressed that shit like Hooters and tilted kilt is still going as strong as it is. I'm more depressed that these places are apparently marketing themselves as family friendly now.
I'm further depressed that the guy in the picture thought "I need a photo of me posing outside of this chain restaurant". His life must be filled with excitement.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2014, 05:28:26 PM
I hope he wasn't and it's the start of a glorious trend.
On another note, I'm somewhat depressed that shit like Hooters and tilted kilt is still going as strong as it is. I'm more depressed that these places are apparently marketing themselves as family friendly now.
I'm further depressed that the guy in the picture thought "I need a photo of me posing outside of this chain restaurant". His life must be filled with excitement.
I'm depressed that no dude on that thread offered to come work for me. :( I don't understand, if Tilted Kilt can be successful, why can't Kilted Dick?
Like the Chippendales and legions of male strippers that have gone before, the business model is obviously inherently flawed and doomed.
More seriously, I doubt it would work because the local community would get seriously uptight if you called it a family environment. Remember the rules - Men starting at women is acceptable, Women staring at men are evil harlots of loose morals who need a man to straighten them out.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2014, 05:28:26 PM
I hope he wasn't and it's the start of a glorious trend.
On another note, I'm somewhat depressed that shit like Hooters and tilted kilt is still going as strong as it is. I'm more depressed that these places are apparently marketing themselves as family friendly now.
I'm further depressed that the guy in the picture thought "I need a photo of me posing outside of this chain restaurant". His life must be filled with excitement.
They are family friendly during daylight hours, or at least the one that was here was. We had lunch there once and the waitresses were all wearing jeans and t-shirts. Were told however that after dark is a different story.
Talking about Tilted Kilt. Never been to a Hooters believe it or not.
I don't know whether to be more or less depressed with that. Both, I guess.
Male staff on dayshift?
They told me that I was "judgemental" and that they had a "right to work there."
Yes, and be told that they can only get jobs because of their looks, fail all of their HAACP, OSHA, and TIPS training but still be allowed to work because they're cute. My brother refuses to go back to the Clearwater Tilted Kilt because he said the girls were gross, as in...unclean, mishandling food, kind of gross. It doesn't matter how cute you are, that doesn't mean you're good at your fucking job.
I will be $100 cash money down that I can take on the entire tip average of one of those joints and beat it in jeans and a t-shirt.
Um. :eek:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 12:49:45 AM
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Mildly NSFW.
:lulz: WTF
He was just being friendly.
I thought that's how everyone said hello in wooded areas. Going back to nature, and all. Just because some moron put a dirt bike course through the area is no reason to get all unmannerly.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 04, 2014, 02:26:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 12:49:45 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2014, 03:04:46 AM
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75jxkfpOJ1rr3vreo1_500.jpg
Mildly NSFW.
:lulz: WTF
He was just being friendly.
I thought that's how everyone said hello in wooded areas. Going back to nature, and all. Just because some moron put a dirt bike course through the area is no reason to get all unmannerly.
I'm imagining the bicyclist not missing a beat and taking a hand off the handlebars for a quick thumbs up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 12:16:45 AM
Um. :eek:
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Ahahahahahaha! That's golden! You should post it on Chaz's wall, he'd love it.
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What the fuck is that for?
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 04, 2014, 02:27:15 PM
What the fuck is that for?
It's a portable IR sauna. I told Facebook that I'm not interested in ads for engagement rings and an ad for this popped up.
I'm trying to figure out how we can use that sauna for evil.
Quote from: The Suu on June 04, 2014, 02:43:12 PM
I'm trying to figure out how we can use that sauna for evil.
I feel like it's already happening.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 04, 2014, 02:30:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 04, 2014, 02:27:15 PM
What the fuck is that for?
It's a portable IR sauna. I told Facebook that I'm not interested in ads for engagement rings and an ad for this popped up.
"Don't want to get married? Broil yourself!"
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 04, 2014, 02:10:32 PM
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Sheriff Joe: The Home Game.
I keep waiting for it's head to spin around and projectile pea soup come spewing out :eek:
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 04, 2014, 03:10:47 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 04, 2014, 02:30:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 04, 2014, 02:27:15 PM
What the fuck is that for?
It's a portable IR sauna. I told Facebook that I'm not interested in ads for engagement rings and an ad for this popped up.
"Don't want to get married? Broil yourself!"
"Middle-aged and single? You won't mind looking like a TOOL in this made-for-shut-ins portable sauna!"
(http://i.imgur.com/AAGoHHJ.gif)
Prolly for the best what becausality and all.
Quote from: Emo Howard on June 07, 2014, 09:57:01 PM
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Prolly for the best what becausality and all.
:lulz:
Ok that was worth the wait.
I hope nobody's still on dialup. That's a 4MB gif. :lol:
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Warning: May also simulate the feeling of gonorrhea.
Quote from: The Suu on June 09, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
Warning: May also simulate the feeling of gonorrhea.
I'M ALRIGHT WITH THAT.
And at least you won't fall out of bed.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 09, 2014, 04:37:19 PM
And at least you won't fall out of bed.
Sez you. Anyway, *I* am not having a bad day...
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 03:47:39 PM
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:lulz:
I'd also like to point out that jalepenos have, like, a really small diameter, even when hollowed out.
Either that, or I'm the next John Holmes.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 09, 2014, 04:54:30 PM
I'd also like to point out that jalepenos have, like, a really small diameter, even when hollowed out.
Either that, or I'm the next John Holmes.
You split a few and use duct tape. Which also helps to keep you from chickening out.
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Emote?
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Nice!
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 06:12:20 PM
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:lulz: Are you in the mommy groups again?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 06:45:54 PM
Emote?
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YES.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 09, 2014, 07:43:06 PM
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#NotEveryTurtle
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I can't tell if this is a real thing or wonderful satire. Probably both:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/a-company-has-designed-a-bulletproof-blanket-to-protect-kids?bffbnews
QuoteThe Bodyguard Blanket, made by ProTecht, is a bulletproof 5/16-inch pad that the company says is made from the same materials used by the U.S. military.
Steve Walker, a podiatrist who conceptualized the blanket, told The Oklahoman that the idea came to him after two tragedies: the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, and the tornadoes in Oklahoma. He said the idea was to "stop that blunt-force trauma when that rubble is falling down on a child."
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Reminds me of the good old days of "duck and cover". Obviously any rampaging shooter will give up immediately upon seeing the challenges that these present.
ETA - Seems legit:
http://bodyguardblanket.com/pages/bgspecs.html
Please observe figure 1. Answers on where the bullet entered the blanket on a postcard to the usual address. Winners to be drawn at midnight.
I love how they suspect draping it like an invincibility cloak will protect from blunt force trauma... It works without girding, like magic. :horrormirth:
That looks more like a mat than a blanket.
Actually it looks kinda like what my son used for nap time in kindergarten.
Quote from: LuciferX on June 10, 2014, 12:35:55 PM
I love how they suspect draping it like an invincibility cloak will protect from blunt force trauma... It works without girding, like magic. :horrormirth:
It as apparently protective against flying/falling rubble. The tornado disaster angle was the other market they are apparently going for.
I do not want to be the man to test this.
Actually looks like it could be pretty useful for protection from falling debris.
QuoteProTecht, L.L.C., is a world-class innovator of protective products that enhance the safety of individuals while participating in many different activities and environments. ProTechtâ„¢ researched and developed the Bodyguardâ„¢ blanket in order to provide superior protection for children and teachers while at school. Bodyguardâ„¢ blanket is one of the newest and most thoroughly tested bullet and tornado projectile resistant products in the market today. ProTechtâ„¢ products are manufactured in the United States at our award winning manufacturing center located in Oklahoma.
VIDEOS:
http://bodyguardblanket.com/pages/bgvideopage.html
Why I Love The 21st Century, Reason #4238
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 06:08:41 PM
Why I Love The 21st Century, Reason #4238
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I would totally do that.
I've tried a Zorb, though just on land.
Great fun, highly recommended.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 01:53:29 PM
Actually looks like it could be pretty useful for protection from falling debris.
Pretty like what with your core-set values I agree.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 01:53:29 PM
Actually looks like it could be pretty useful for protection from falling debris.
Strangely, the videos focus all on the gun angle and not at all on this. I've got a hundred and one work related debris horror stories and if it's at all useful in that regard the guy is going to be fabulously rich. I really doubt it'll provide any real protection once you're dealing with objects with any real weight though.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 06:08:41 PM
Why I Love The 21st Century, Reason #4238
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So much so, it's currently top of the shortlist for my stag do :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 06:08:41 PM
Why I Love The 21st Century, Reason #4238
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I have no idea what it is, but yes. Yes I do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorbing
I'm reminded that we actually invented this as kids, using these
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Cable-Drum-Holder-Reel-Spool-Large-Wooden-For-Cables-152cm-Diameter-/00/s/MTYwMFgxNTc1/z/DgMAAOxyHt9R0cW1/$(KGrHqZHJFMFGw-VvzdiBR0cW05Q4g~~60_35.JPG)
I googled them and the first thing that popped up is a video of some guys rolling down a mountain and going off course down a ravine and one of them died. :x
A fatal flaw has been discovered with <activity>. If you do it while falling off a cliff you may die!
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 07:20:26 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 01:53:29 PM
Actually looks like it could be pretty useful for protection from falling debris.
Strangely, the videos focus all on the gun angle and not at all on this. I've got a hundred and one work related debris horror stories and if it's at all useful in that regard the guy is going to be fabulously rich. I really doubt it'll provide any real protection once you're dealing with objects with any real weight though.
Well, theres a difference between penetration protection and crushing protection...
Like in the olden days, chain mail was used against arrows and shit like that, but if you get hit by a mace, it's not going to help much, is it?
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2014, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 07:20:26 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 01:53:29 PM
Actually looks like it could be pretty useful for protection from falling debris.
Strangely, the videos focus all on the gun angle and not at all on this. I've got a hundred and one work related debris horror stories and if it's at all useful in that regard the guy is going to be fabulously rich. I really doubt it'll provide any real protection once you're dealing with objects with any real weight though.
Well, theres a difference between penetration protection and crushing protection...
Like in the olden days, chain mail was used against arrows and shit like that, but if you get hit by a mace, it's not going to help much, is it?
Although not as penetrative, perhaps, whole lot of blunt force trauma stopping a bullet right there.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2014, 01:05:50 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 07:20:26 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 01:53:29 PM
Actually looks like it could be pretty useful for protection from falling debris.
Strangely, the videos focus all on the gun angle and not at all on this. I've got a hundred and one work related debris horror stories and if it's at all useful in that regard the guy is going to be fabulously rich. I really doubt it'll provide any real protection once you're dealing with objects with any real weight though.
Well, theres a difference between penetration protection and crushing protection...
Like in the olden days, chain mail was used against arrows and shit like that, but if you get hit by a mace, it's not going to help much, is it?
No argument there. What was confusing me was that the "tornado protection" angle seems to be half of their selling point but there's no info that I could see on that at all. I strongly suspect it's because those kind of tests did not end well at all.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 10:05:09 PM
I'm reminded that we actually invented this as kids, using these
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Cable-Drum-Holder-Reel-Spool-Large-Wooden-For-Cables-152cm-Diameter-/00/s/MTYwMFgxNTc1/z/DgMAAOxyHt9R0cW1/$(KGrHqZHJFMFGw-VvzdiBR0cW05Q4g~~60_35.JPG)
Uh, lucky you. We had these repurposed from ChernobyL :argh!:
(http://www.lexingtoncontainercompany.com/publishImages/Poly-Drums~~element59.jpg)
For Nigel:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10384976_10202007472770965_241650046_n.jpg?oh=b14c5cb6922c0248f8ddb8cee31f2b93&oe=539AD66C&__gda__=1402631128_df86ce6bee095162adba73107163e287)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2014, 06:46:08 PM
For Nigel:
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:lulz: Bear "uh, guys, my bits got stuck in the pipe again" :lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/ypeN49y.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2f143bfed16316a82b4568bc0b074ac6/tumblr_mo8n9zwD8U1s2xz9co1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2014, 03:58:48 AM
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Oh my god, that's genius. :lulz:
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cLwLDI5J--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ex1tozpzm8rm7qcbtwyl.jpg)
Survival Infographs (http://imgur.com/gallery/C2qIH)
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Quote from: Trivial on June 14, 2014, 01:23:54 AM
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:lulz:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhlTziTIgAAHeWO.jpg)
:horrormirth:
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 14, 2014, 06:26:25 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhlTziTIgAAHeWO.jpg)
PLEASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL
Quote from: Trivial on June 14, 2014, 01:23:54 AM
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:eek:
(http://s21.postimg.org/jwlrq0gpj/bear_beer.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://postimage.org/)
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on June 15, 2014, 06:30:32 PM
(http://s21.postimg.org/jwlrq0gpj/bear_beer.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://postimage.org/)
My god, what magic is this?
:lulz:
Hey, Bearman:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10478171_10152209985391547_6929294450483295556_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 03:57:07 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 14, 2014, 06:26:25 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhlTziTIgAAHeWO.jpg)
PLEASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL
Real or not, I'd just like to take a moment to note that I hate that horse fucker Corgan.
Carry on.
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. . .
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. . .
Ok then.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:02:07 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 01:37:05 AM
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Ok then.
The 70s were special.
:lulz:
I, at one time, had thought it would be fun to have a tumblr documenting these glorious gems...but i've been lazy with it
http://absurdalbumcovers.tumblr.com/
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 07:28:40 PM
Quote from: George Edger Dingleburry on June 15, 2014, 06:30:32 PM
(http://s21.postimg.org/jwlrq0gpj/bear_beer.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
(http://postimage.org/)
My god, what magic is this?
Only this best magic for one easy payment of $4.75
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:32:47 PM
:lulz:
Hey, Bearman:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10478171_10152209985391547_6929294450483295556_n.jpg)
WINRAR
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 16, 2014, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
I've been sending it to the ladies on OKC. :whack:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 16, 2014, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
I've been sending it to the ladies on OKC. :whack:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: They HAVE to love that!
(http://i.imgur.com/MzWsz2Q.png)
The voodoo curse section is surprisingly small.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 05:19:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 16, 2014, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
I've been sending it to the ladies on OKC. :whack:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: They HAVE to love that!
They do, actually. But I'm clowning right now, and so not getting any serious interest, which suits me.
I got tired of the midget pervert with "issues" troll.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1908352_10152459822963718_5900097335756091662_n.jpg)
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/300/581/2ff.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/5b85d81a5f2d5f1bf8290b04cb4b9e5f/tumblr_n6xwjnUoHs1rhdhxio1_500.png)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 02:23:39 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 05:19:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 16, 2014, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
I've been sending it to the ladies on OKC. :whack:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: They HAVE to love that!
They do, actually. But I'm clowning right now, and so not getting any serious interest, which suits me.
I got tired of the midget pervert with "issues" troll.
OK Cupid is a rich and fertile ground for trolling. :lol:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 17, 2014, 07:45:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MzWsz2Q.png)
I need to repost this somewhere.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 02:23:39 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 05:19:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 16, 2014, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
I've been sending it to the ladies on OKC. :whack:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: They HAVE to love that!
They do, actually. But I'm clowning right now, and so not getting any serious interest, which suits me.
I got tired of the midget pervert with "issues" troll.
OK Cupid is a rich and fertile ground for trolling. :lol:
You need to use that pic where you're grabbing your cock.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 04:11:12 PM
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:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 02:23:39 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 05:19:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2014, 03:01:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 16, 2014, 11:16:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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:lulz: I am saving this for future use.
I've been sending it to the ladies on OKC. :whack:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: They HAVE to love that!
They do, actually. But I'm clowning right now, and so not getting any serious interest, which suits me.
I got tired of the midget pervert with "issues" troll.
OK Cupid is a rich and fertile ground for trolling. :lol:
You need to use that pic where you're grabbing your cock.
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 17, 2014, 07:45:20 AM
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I need to repost this somewhere.
I feel like it needs the right moment. Some obnoxious fandom complaining or something.
Or the next time I talk about Amanda Palmer...
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2014, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.
I should log in and see how many unsolicited dick pics that shot of me in all my hat-ly glory as garnered. Who wouldn't want to fap to a picture of a vibrant blue ear-flap hat perched over a pair of dazed and bespectacled eyeballs?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 18, 2014, 04:01:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2014, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.
I should log in and see how many unsolicited dick pics that shot of me in all my hat-ly glory as garnered. Who wouldn't want to fap to a picture of a vibrant blue ear-flap hat perched over a pair of dazed and bespectacled eyeballs?
Only 6!
(https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10441312_10152098515691331_3221250490541530677_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2014, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.
:lulz: My profile is due for a makeover. And I can just explain to my boyfriend that the only reason I'm spending so much time on OK Cupid is because I'm trolling, which is pretty much the perfect alibi for everything I do. :lol:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 18, 2014, 04:01:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2014, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.
I should log in and see how many unsolicited dick pics that shot of me in all my hat-ly glory as garnered. Who wouldn't want to fap to a picture of a vibrant blue ear-flap hat perched over a pair of dazed and bespectacled eyeballs?
:lulz:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 18, 2014, 07:56:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 18, 2014, 03:25:30 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 17, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
I totally do. My OK Cupid page is far too sincere at the moment, and I've been ignoring messages for like a year. I should update it to something HORRIBLE, and then reply to all the boys in my yard.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs the LOVE DOKTOR.
:lulz: My profile is due for a makeover. And I can just explain to my boyfriend that the only reason I'm spending so much time on OK Cupid is because I'm trolling, which is pretty much the perfect alibi for everything I do. :lol:
Give me 48 hours. It probably won't take that long, but it certainly won't take longer.
http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/?p=4
(http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/comics/2009-09-29.png.pagespeed.ce.ZT5-KDR0VN.png)
(http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/comics/x2009-10-13-tla_003.png.pagespeed.ic.ZP0zi_KS6z.png)
(http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/comics/2009-11-03-tla_006.png)
(http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/comics/2009-12-02-TLA_dawley_submission.png)
(http://www.agreeablecomics.com/loneliestastronauts/comics/2010-02-16-tla_020.png)
:lulz:
Awesome comic, Junk. :lulz:
I got sent a link earlier and just read the whole thing. It's marvelous.
(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/l/t1.0-9/10500529_10202279026081205_7471726287285308766_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 03:08:30 AM
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<3
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 03:08:30 AM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/redskins_zps1ab96f72.jpg)
http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/en_uk/blog/massive-underground-trampolines-will-bounce-you-to-the-ceiling-of-european-caves
Quote"It's a one-hour activity where customers get dressed up in a cotton overall and are given a helmet," said Taylor. "They then jump on a train and travel inside the mountain. They then disembark into a cavern twice the size of St. Paul's Cathedral."
(http://assets2.thecreatorsproject.com/content-images/article/massive-underground-trampolines-will-bounce-you-to-the-ceiling-of-european-caves/e77d480d1990e711038aaef74b8b13ec_vice_670.jpg)
(http://assets2.thecreatorsproject.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/43d820af74f29f1be8b268e540ccaf13.jpg)
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
(http://i.imgur.com/GqOFnAZ.jpg)
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
You really want to know?
Because I'm pretty sure it is the same as the reason I hardly post here anymore, or at least related to it.
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10351013_10204253616005649_5881707313738952900_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10351013_10204253616005649_5881707313738952900_n.jpg)
That is beautiful.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:38:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
You really want to know?
Because I'm pretty sure it is the same as the reason I hardly post here anymore, or at least related to it.
I am assuming it is largely related to that 'zany' newbie with a stalking fetish. But a ban would fix that, yeah?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 05:39:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:38:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
You really want to know?
Because I'm pretty sure it is the same as the reason I hardly post here anymore, or at least related to it.
I am assuming it is largely related to that 'zany' newbie with a stalking fetish. But a ban would fix that, yeah?
We've dealt with worse.
It's that the only person posting is the shitnozzle.
You have a couple of people blogging in the bar thread, oblivious to any conversations that aren't about them. Other than that, just drive-by posting. There are no conversations at all, and very little content.
I gave up on bitching about it weeks ago, because I have been bitching about it for 4 years. Mostly on account of stress from work, I no longer have the stamina to continue CPR on a forum AND deal with another zany pinhead fucking stalker.
And I am going to stop bitching about it now, except to say this:
"People don't bother with PD, because it's there and they can go look and talk some other time. Until one day there isn't another time."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 05:46:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 05:39:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:38:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
You really want to know?
Because I'm pretty sure it is the same as the reason I hardly post here anymore, or at least related to it.
I am assuming it is largely related to that 'zany' newbie with a stalking fetish. But a ban would fix that, yeah?
We've dealt with worse.
It's that the only person posting is the shitnozzle.
You have a couple of people blogging in the bar thread, oblivious to any conversations that aren't about them. Other than that, just drive-by posting. There are no conversations at all, and very little content.
I gave up on bitching about it weeks ago, because I have been bitching about it for 4 years. Mostly on account of stress from work, I no longer have the stamina to continue CPR on a forum AND deal with another zany pinhead fucking stalker.
And I am going to stop bitching about it now, except to say this:
"People don't bother with PD, because it's there and they can go look and talk some other time. Until one day there isn't another time."
Ah, well. That's that, then.
Can someone plz let Roger take the newbie for a spin?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:38:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
You really want to know?
Because I'm pretty sure it is the same as the reason I hardly post here anymore, or at least related to it.
Yep.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10351013_10204253616005649_5881707313738952900_n.jpg)
Wow... so much truthiness!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 05:46:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 05:39:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:38:22 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 20, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 20, 2014, 03:45:42 AM
You are a goddamn treasure trove lately.
:)
I've been spending what little free time I have on FB. I've been grabbing the best of, so to speak.
A little tale later on, though.
Awesome.
I might not be here, I'm kind of fucking done with this board.
Oh, okay.
Why?!
You really want to know?
Because I'm pretty sure it is the same as the reason I hardly post here anymore, or at least related to it.
I am assuming it is largely related to that 'zany' newbie with a stalking fetish. But a ban would fix that, yeah?
We've dealt with worse.
It's that the only person posting is the shitnozzle.
You have a couple of people blogging in the bar thread, oblivious to any conversations that aren't about them. Other than that, just drive-by posting. There are no conversations at all, and very little content.
I gave up on bitching about it weeks ago, because I have been bitching about it for 4 years. Mostly on account of stress from work, I no longer have the stamina to continue CPR on a forum AND deal with another zany pinhead fucking stalker.
And I am going to stop bitching about it now, except to say this:
"People don't bother with PD, because it's there and they can go look and talk some other time. Until one day there isn't another time."
There was some good conversation going on here last week. But since Inge can't post on-topic without referencing her sex life and seems to have a compulsion to try to derail EVERY thread, they seem to have died.
(http://i.imgur.com/YVpDloU.png)
(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10471351_10152639975660934_8690409071832347612_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2014, 01:57:08 AM
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HAhahahahhahahahah omg
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/313da90feeb434d97870ba4d046b09ec/tumblr_n7lo1py5Cw1rphtnfo1_500.jpg)
http://bitchsandwich.tumblr.com :lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7eaf6fe8850115f461da54c426a479b0/tumblr_n19ejlGirC1suvzk0o1_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ac3c21c8b2ae2bcd7536a085ef430fce/tumblr_n19ejlGirC1suvzk0o2_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/911a033821f8131d32b4f82d7c630ddb/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o2_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/911a033821f8131d32b4f82d7c630ddb/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o2_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/35d248ea0687a6873b33bb836d84b587/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o3_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/4340d708f4954160600a338c7f17ae6d/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c0368b296f417e71bdeec04b5122cae3/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o2_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/c0a9b2f0ad2de2fbc927f43f9ee20d1e/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o3_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7191133018ca47c939fe4b660f28677e/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/67d96159e40719ff11f8347e0636d4df/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o2_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f7d4c71cfc445d4d93222e0eaaed864e/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o3_500.png)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 24, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
http://bitchsandwich.tumblr.com :lulz:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7eaf6fe8850115f461da54c426a479b0/tumblr_n19ejlGirC1suvzk0o1_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ac3c21c8b2ae2bcd7536a085ef430fce/tumblr_n19ejlGirC1suvzk0o2_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/911a033821f8131d32b4f82d7c630ddb/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o2_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/911a033821f8131d32b4f82d7c630ddb/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o2_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/35d248ea0687a6873b33bb836d84b587/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o3_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/4340d708f4954160600a338c7f17ae6d/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c0368b296f417e71bdeec04b5122cae3/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o2_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/c0a9b2f0ad2de2fbc927f43f9ee20d1e/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o3_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7191133018ca47c939fe4b660f28677e/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/67d96159e40719ff11f8347e0636d4df/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o2_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f7d4c71cfc445d4d93222e0eaaed864e/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o3_500.png)
Oh god, this is beautiful!
Nigel, here's more abandoned things (http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/photos/abandoned-places-24231388/image-24233912). I swear looking at these never gets old.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 24, 2014, 09:09:32 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 24, 2014, 07:02:40 PM
http://bitchsandwich.tumblr.com :lulz:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/7eaf6fe8850115f461da54c426a479b0/tumblr_n19ejlGirC1suvzk0o1_1280.png
http://37.media.tumblr.com/ac3c21c8b2ae2bcd7536a085ef430fce/tumblr_n19ejlGirC1suvzk0o2_1280.png
http://37.media.tumblr.com/911a033821f8131d32b4f82d7c630ddb/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o2_500.png
http://38.media.tumblr.com/911a033821f8131d32b4f82d7c630ddb/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o2_1280.png
http://38.media.tumblr.com/35d248ea0687a6873b33bb836d84b587/tumblr_n19dypxk9p1suvzk0o3_500.png
http://37.media.tumblr.com/4340d708f4954160600a338c7f17ae6d/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o1_1280.png
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c0368b296f417e71bdeec04b5122cae3/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o2_1280.png
http://37.media.tumblr.com/c0a9b2f0ad2de2fbc927f43f9ee20d1e/tumblr_myzwsl6O7k1suvzk0o3_1280.png
http://38.media.tumblr.com/7191133018ca47c939fe4b660f28677e/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o1_1280.png
http://38.media.tumblr.com/67d96159e40719ff11f8347e0636d4df/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o2_500.png
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f7d4c71cfc445d4d93222e0eaaed864e/tumblr_mx761t5y8q1suvzk0o3_500.png
Oh god, this is beautiful!
Right? As someone who's typically overly self conscious about what I post, just their lack of awareness alone is too funny
Do they see NO correlation? O.O
And why is it always sandwiches? I don't even LIKE sandwiches made at home most of the time; I really only go for a hot deli sandwich.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 25, 2014, 03:38:59 AM
And why is it always sandwiches? I don't even LIKE sandwiches made at home most of the time; I really only go for a hot deli sandwich.
Perhaps you've not had an original po' boy sandwich at Mother's? If these guys are shouting for THAT sandwich then I can understand. Not saying that I approve, but let's just say I
get it. The "bitch" part isn't very polite and the stages of withdrawal aren't pretty as this might also explain their subsequent loneliness.
hypothetically speaking.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 25, 2014, 01:25:54 AM
Nigel, here's more abandoned things (http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/photos/abandoned-places-24231388/image-24233912). I swear looking at these never gets old.
SQUEEE!!!
Both poignant and funny, the dementia day clock. http://www.amazon.com/GeriGuard-Solutions-GGS-DC100-Dementia-Clock/dp/B00GLASES8/ref=pd_sim_op_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=10MEN6T9RDRZN195D9PK
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/718xtfkrvyL._SX522_.jpg)
I'm probably closer to actually needing that than I'd care to admit.
Though for $100, the time being displayed SOMEWHERE would be nice.
http://s.mlkshk.com/r/ZHVA (http://s.mlkshk.com/r/ZHVA)
Link due to hugeness and my laziness to shrink it.
Quote from: Trivial on June 25, 2014, 01:32:47 PM
http://s.mlkshk.com/r/ZHVA (http://s.mlkshk.com/r/ZHVA)
Link due to hugeness and my laziness to shrink it.
:lulz: This makes me want to start putting up "--The Mgmt" signs everywhere.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10441337_10152551970974393_3105952836401370154_n.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tFQQGbK.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on June 25, 2014, 01:32:47 PM
(http://s.mlkshk.com/r/ZHVA)
Link due to hugeness and my laziness to shrink it.
:lulz:
Fucking awesome.
It's all cool, but knives on soapy water is a dick move =/
I don't think that part was directed at Shane.
(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/Gracegarden/232563481/llama.gif)
(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1970621_10152088951709961_1289059780_n.jpg)
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tNT6Vtn-1.jpg)
(http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/clever-girl-easy-breezy-beautiful.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/03d05ed8fe5d9133ad8ec02041daf809/tumblr_n2rpvsh56U1r7xatro1_500.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/olNoEis.jpg)
(http://forums.ravelrycache.com/uploads/alisawith3/233984110/image_medium.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/23/13/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-15272-1403546258-25.png)
That's just sad.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2014, 03:59:30 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/23/13/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-15272-1403546258-25.png)
I remember kids doing this shit for Marilyn Manson back in the day, and it was creepy for goth kids. This is beyond fucked up.
That's what I got out of it. With Manson and goths it was almost what you'd expect. Like shocking but unsurprising? Bieber fans, otoh, WTF??
Also...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2014, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
I'm convinced there's a truly appalling evil dead pun here and I can't for the life of me put my finger on it. Help me out pls?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2014, 10:06:57 PM
Also...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2014, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
I'm convinced there's a truly appalling evil dead pun here and I can't for the life of me put my finger on it. Help me out pls?
I would totally hit that. Not kidding. That's fucking HOT.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2014, 10:06:57 PM
Also...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2014, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
I'm convinced there's a truly appalling evil dead pun here and I can't for the life of me put my finger on it. Help me out pls?
Chlamydia...veratu...niktu?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2014, 10:06:57 PM
Also...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2014, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
I'm convinced there's a truly appalling evil dead pun here and I can't for the life of me put my finger on it. Help me out pls?
Necronomicunt?
[the "t" is silent]
Quote from: LuciferX on June 27, 2014, 05:58:57 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2014, 10:06:57 PM
Also...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2014, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
I'm convinced there's a truly appalling evil dead pun here and I can't for the life of me put my finger on it. Help me out pls?
Necronomicunt?
[the "t" is silent]
Kiss my lips, sugarboy!
Quote from: The Johnny on June 27, 2014, 06:59:12 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on June 27, 2014, 05:58:57 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2014, 10:06:57 PM
Also...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 26, 2014, 06:18:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2BZrGqz.jpg)
I'm convinced there's a truly appalling evil dead pun here and I can't for the life of me put my finger on it. Help me out pls?
Necronomicunt?
[the "t" is silent]
Kiss my lips, sugarboy!
That pussy got teeth!
Necronomi-"thong".
Also, Necronom-emoticon:
(;,;)
Quote from: Telarus on June 28, 2014, 07:57:21 AM
Necronomi-"thong".
Also, Necronom-emoticon:
(;,;)
We have a winner!
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/137/e/d/if_modern_anarchists_fought_in_spain__part_1__by_rednblacksalamander-d7irpe5.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on June 28, 2014, 07:57:21 AM
Necronomi-"thong".
Also, Necronom-emoticon:
(;,;)
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/137/e/d/if_modern_anarchists_fought_in_spain__part_1__by_rednblacksalamander-d7irpe5.jpg)
Stealing this.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513373_788583124509630_4390246924734822051_n.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/4ff473096c32f23be2b6af16fb657111/tumblr_n7q7fpPFRv1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/b25a80540974bdeee63461e0be0588c6/tumblr_n7q7fpPFRv1qewacoo2_500.jpg)
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(https://38.media.tumblr.com/23e119fd7d1558f5096df6f7c568b059/tumblr_n6q04fyvWC1rrnep7o2_500.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/82d39bf492407935b24173375587b8f5/tumblr_n6q04fyvWC1rrnep7o3_500.gif)
Quote from: Cain on June 28, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/137/e/d/if_modern_anarchists_fought_in_spain__part_1__by_rednblacksalamander-d7irpe5.jpg)
ahhhahahah!
googling around - looks like there are 10 of these.
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/148/7/f/if_modern_anarchists_fought_in_spain__part_4__by_rednblacksalamander-d7k33l9.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/168/2/8/if_modern_anarchists_fought_in_spain__part_10__by_rednblacksalamander-d7mt8ll.jpg)
And check this out--anarchists being offended by it:
http://anarchistnews.org/content/five-reasons-why-%E2%80%9Cif-modern-anarchists-fought-spain%E2%80%9D-isnt-funny-or-clever
in response, the guy drew this:
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/175/2/6/response_to_the_response_to_the_response_to_imafs_by_rednblacksalamander-d7ntrts.jpg)
ahhhhhahah this guy's deviantart is awesome (http://rednblacksalamander.deviantart.com/)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/138/9/1/if_modern_anarchists_fought_in_spain__part_3__by_rednblacksalamander-d7iwgy8.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/128/3/f/sjdd_by_rednblacksalamander-d7hokk7.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/179/7/4/inspiring_the_masses_by_rednblacksalamander-d7obsyq.jpg)
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/093/a/5/trigger_warning__racism_by_rednblacksalamander-d7ctaay.png)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/072/b/8/uav_inbound_by_rednblacksalamander-d5xycue.jpg)
not his, but in his favorite's bucket:
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/057/0/2/the_real_gadsden_flag_by_bullmoose1912-d5wayh9.png)
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:lulz:
Those "Modern Anarchist" comics are perfect!
:cainftw:
http://selfcertified.wordpress.com/2014/06/24/five-reasons-why-if-modern-anarchists-fought-in-spain-isnt-funny-or-clever/
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A lot of my friends on social media have been sharing, and apparantly chuckling at a webcomic called "If Modern Anarchists fought in Spain" (IMAFS), which lampoons the modern anarchist movement by contrasting it with the "serious anarchists" of yore. Far from being an amusing satirical comment on the state of anarchism today, it's neither funny, nor clever and it sides with power over the oppressed.
I love how perfect that article is. It's almost like it's striving to try and prove the creator of those comics correct.
If I didn't know better, I'd say "troll".
THE COMMENT SECTION
If you told me it was actually a parody of anarchist web comments, my reaction would be "oh that makes sense"
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Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2014, 06:47:44 PM
I love how perfect that article is. It's almost like it's striving to try and prove the creator of those comics correct.
If I didn't know better, I'd say "troll".
The best part is "apparently chuckling". Because of course they cant
really find this fat shaming cishet trash funny.
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Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 29, 2014, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2014, 06:47:44 PM
I love how perfect that article is. It's almost like it's striving to try and prove the creator of those comics correct.
If I didn't know better, I'd say "troll".
The best part is "apparently chuckling". Because of course they cant really find this fat shaming cishet trash funny.
Anything that mentions anything which can possibly be used as an insult must, of course, be read as an intended insult. Did Roland Barthes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_the_Author) teach us nothing? Authorial intent is so
passe.
Quote from: Cain on June 30, 2014, 12:41:27 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 29, 2014, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2014, 06:47:44 PM
I love how perfect that article is. It's almost like it's striving to try and prove the creator of those comics correct.
If I didn't know better, I'd say "troll".
The best part is "apparently chuckling". Because of course they cant really find this fat shaming cishet trash funny.
Anything that mentions anything which can possibly be used as an insult must, of course, be read as an intended insult. Did Roland Barthes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_the_Author) teach us nothing? Authorial intent is so passe.
And of course, authoral intent is just another text about the text. No interpretations of a text can take precedence over any other. So not only can the text be read as an insult, it can also be read as a satire, a horror story, and a sexual proposition aimed specifically at me and only me.
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Quotentroducing Wu Zetian, first and only Empress of China — seen here poisoning her infant daughter.
Now, that's actually a bit of a historical inaccuracy: the generally-accepted truth was that she *strangled* her young daughter, to frame the old queen and get her out of the way. It worked — both the old queen and the old queen's mother were executed, and haunted her from that point forward. I thought they'd make good comic relief characters in the movie adaptation.
From there, she ascended to be Emperor Gaozong's predominant consort, and set about eradicating all other claimants to the throne. Early on, her method of choice was a slow-acting poison made from silkworms. As time went on and her influence grew, however, she took to engineering treason charges for her opponents, summoning them to the throne room and making them kill themselves in front of her.
That's some cold shit.
Once the emperor died, her oldest son ascended to the throne, and proceeded to ignore her. She didn't take kindly to this, and had him drubbed out of office, and later forced to commit suicide. In his place, she installed her youngest son, whom she basically locked in his room, so she could rule in his stead. Before long, she dropped all pretense of being the queen regent, and formally declared herself the official empress of China.
Her reign saw the complete rearrangement of dynastic succession, as she systematically wiped out any and all claimants to the throne. In one year alone, she destroyed fifteen family lines, mostly through executions and enforced suicides.
How did she drum up her accusations of treason, you ask? By putting, essentially, anonymous comment boxes sprinkled throughout the palace. When someone pissed her off, she'd have her servant write a tattle-tail letter and place it in a comment box. Within days, they'd be but to the sword — usually their own. This is almost undoubtedly the most hardcore use of an anonymous comment box in history.
She also had an enormous network of spies and a secret police, who further kept any rivals at bay.
If you really got on her bad side, she would enact the "human pig" torture — wherein your arms and legs were cut off, your tongue was removed, and you were force-fed and left to wallow in your own excrement.
Empress Wu did not fuck around.
For people outside of political circles, her reign was peaceful and prosperous. She left the general population be, and opened up the civil examinations to a wider range of people, making for more diversity in the local and regional governments. As long as you didn't cross her, she was pretty cool.
She never remarried, although she did end up banging a Buddhist monk for a lot of her life, and took two younger fellas as lovers late in life. Hardcore lady.
Art note:
* The throne room is based off of ones in the Forbidden City, although it's a bit of a melange of several different rooms.
* Her outfit, as well as that of Emperor Gaozong, are simplified, but fairly accurate.
* The two queen ghosts hovering around her head are also based off of historical representations.
* The baby bottle she has in her hand is also based off of the oldest Chinese baby bottle reference I could find.
* The characters on the baby bottle spell "gold silkworm," a reference to the type of poison she likely used — a slow-acting poison made from the bodies of silkworms.
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QuoteIntroducing the eleventh Rejected Princess: Mai Bhago, 18th century Sikh warrior-saint and only survivor of the Battle of Khidrana.
A quick bit of background, since it may be that you, like me, do not know a ton about Sikhs. You probably know that they're the guys who wear turbans, don't shave, and consistently get mistaken for Muslim — usually by ignorant morons who are trying to start something. Frustrating as that is, douchebags attacking them for virtually no reason is something that Sikhs have had to live with for the majority of the religion's existence. Exhibit A: the Mughal Empire.
The Mughals were badasses. Their founder, Babar, had quite the lineage to begin with: descendant of Tamerlane (an Uzbeki warlord known for constructing pyramids out of his enemies' skulls) on his father's side and grandson of Genghis Khan on his mother's. The Mughals continued and refined this legacy. On the one hand they did so militaristically, riding elephants into battle, redefining warfare, and expanding the empire until it encompassed all of present-day India and beyond.
On the other hand, they also advanced literature, culture, and the arts tremendously. They built the Taj Mahal, giant libraries, and had a tremendously multicultural empire. For more info on that, check out Akbar the Great, who — having brought together a huge number of disparate peoples in a surprisingly peaceful, literary, and secular empire, especially for the time — definitely earned the moniker.
Unfortunately, by the time this story begins, the Mughals were being ruled by Aurangzeb, who was neither peaceful nor understanding. He was particularly aggressive towards the Sikhs, partly because of religious reasons, partly because the Sikh weren't down with the caste system. In fact, the Sikhs were egalitarian in general, with women considered equals to men.
Which brings us to Mai Bhago. Sorry for the long intro, I just want you to know what she was up against.
Mai lived in a peaceful rural town with her parents. She spent a lot of time with her dad, who, in their daddy-daughter hangouts, taught her what any good father should: how to be a devoted Sikh, how to ride a horse, and how to kill anyone who starts shit with you. All of these came in handy just a few years later, when the leader of the Sikh, Guru Gobind Singh, founded the Khalsa — the warrior-saints.
You see, the previous Guru before Gobind Singh — and there were only ever ten of these guys to ever live, with Gobind being number ten — was executed by Aurangzeb when Gobind was nine years old. Rather than capitulating to Aurangzeb and living a quiet life, Gobind ordered his followers to eschew the caste system, forsake their family names, be baptized as warrior-saints, and kick ass for the lord.
Mai Bhago was one of the first to get down on that.
The following years were very difficult on the Sikhs, with the Mughals waging nonstop warfare on the Guru. As tough as it was on him, it was arguably tougher on his warriors, holed up in fortress after fortress, eventually subsisting on nothing but nuts and leaves. After months of this, with heavy hearts, forty of them forsook the religion and left the Khalsa, in order to return to their normal lives.
Mai Bhago was having none of that shit. Upon hearing about the forty deserters, she rode to every city around and got all of the women to refuse any hospitality to them. She even rounded up a group of women to take up arms in the deserters' place — telling the forty to either stay behind and look after the children or sack up and fight. Suitably ashamed by this, the forty deserters had a change of heart and decided to rejoin Gobind Singh's cause.
Just in time, too — because as the forty (plus Mai) were riding back to the Guru, the Mughals were making another assault on his stronghold. The size of the army is difficult to determine from historical records, with the only source I can find claiming the Mughals had ten thousand men, which seems a bit ridiculous. In any event, it is agreed that the Sikhs were massively outnumbered.
On December 29, 1705, the forty-one Sikhs rushed in to cut off the Mughals anyway. They did several clever things in and leading up to the battle:
1) Positioned themselves in front of the Khirdana reservoir, the only source of water for miles around, and defended it viciously.
2) Laid sheets across bushes everywhere, giving the appearance of tents — and then hid in nearby bushes, ambushing the Mughals when they started attacking the empty "tents".
3) Kicked up a colossal amount of dust, attracting the attention of the retreating Guru — who proceeded to unleash an unholy hell of arrows from a nearby hill upon the Mughals.
Eventually the Mughals, battered and thirsty, withdrew. All forty of the deserters died in that battle, as did a large number of Mughal soldiers. Mai Bhago was the only Sikh survivor. From there, she became bodyguard to Guru Gobind Singh, last living guru in Sikh history. She outlived the old man and later died of old age herself. The Mughal Empire under Aurangzeb's leadership began a slow decline and died out a bit over a century later. The Sikh religion continues strong to this day. Her spear and gun can still be found in Sikh museums, and her house has been converted into a temple.
And lastly: although best known by the name Mai Bhago, technically her name, after converting to Khalsa, was Mai Bhag Kaur — Kaur being a surname all female Khalsa take, meaning, literally, "princess."
As an art note: she is depicted here not just wearing the traditional Khalsa clothing, but that of the Nihang, an elite warrior Khalsa sect. This outfit includes a variety of bladed weapons (the Guru was known to have five weapons on him at all times), electric blue robes, steel-wrapped turbans, and steel bangles about the wrist. I am unsure if she was technically Nihang, but for damn sure she had their spirit.
And yes, she is decapitating that guy. Follow the trail of dust to see the arc of her sword. She has her sword and shield on the same arm, up around her shoulder. Realistically, I should have put the shield on her other arm, but hindsight is 20/20.
Lastly: the Mughal being beheaded has period-accurate clothing, although his helmet is one of an infantryman and his outfit is that of a cavalryman. I wanted to be able to see his face.
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QuoteLadies and gentlemen, I present to you undoubtedly one of the strangest Rejected Princesses: Corn Maiden, mythological Native American figure.
Corn Maiden figures into a vast number of tribe mythologies, all of which are slightly different from one another. This much is generally agreed upon across most of the stories:
* Corn Maiden was a pretty neat lady who settled down with the tribe in question, a long time ago.
* Somehow, whenever she was around, the corn storehouses would overflow! Corn for everyone! It was pretty great!
* But, she warned, never try and check out why or how that's happening.
* Eventually someone did, only to find Corn Maiden secretly rubbing corn off her skin in the most delicious case of leprosy ever recorded.
* In some versions, it's hinted that she was actually pooping it out into bucket after bucket, bag after bag, like a chunky firehose.
From there, one of two things happened:
1) The tribe chased Corn Maiden out of town, subsequently ran out of corn, realized their terrible mistake, and attempted to find her/make amends, or:
2) The tribe decided to kill her for witchcraft, at which point Corn Maiden was like, "Okay cool, but after you kill me, drag my gruesomely-murdered corpse around the field, and corn will pop up wherever you go. Taking one for the team here, guys!"
I probably don't need to tell you which one is my favorite.
The variations across this legend are innumerable. In the Arapaho tradition, to get rid of her, they tied her up and tossed her in the river. In the Zuni telling, instead of the tribe as a whole driving her off, she was frightened off by the erotic gyrations of the male dancers — only to be later found, after the head rain priest climbed a giant tree to look for them, hiding underneath the shadow of a duck's wing, deep in the ocean.
Undoubtedly the absolute zaniest Corn Maiden tale is the Tepecano version. Due to a lot of exposure to European cultures, their legend got warped into a sort of hyperactive medieval fanfiction that was easily twice as long as any other tribe's version. Try and follow me here.
This guy, let's call him Joe, is lazy and stupid. He finds Corn Maiden in a clearing and is like, "Hey God!" — yes, we're talking Christian Jesus here — "can I marry her?" and God is like, "Sure why not." So he marries Corn Maiden, despite never having seen her face or apparently talked to her. On the way to their house, a personalized cloud forms around Corn Maiden's head, obscuring her features. She then retires to a private room the first night in his family house, and in the morning, it's full of corn. How mysterious!
From there, it is a comedy of errors how poorly things go for poor Corn Maiden:
* Joe's mom makes some corn tortillas and burns the shit out of them, which in turn burns the shit out of Corn Maiden's clothes and skin.
* Joe starts cheating on Corn Maiden with a turtle, whom I cannot tell is actually human or a literal turtle. For hilarity's sake, I am imagining a literal turtle.
* The turtle makes some corncakes, burns the shit out of them, which, again, burns the shit out of Corn Maiden.
* Joe then cheats on Corn Maiden with a raven. Again, picturing a grown man screwing a literal bird here.
* The raven then steals some grain, which pisses off Corn Maiden some more.
* Corn Maiden, sick of Joe's shit, runs off.
* Joe goes to God on bent knee, promises he'll be better, and God is like, "Okay, I believe you. Hey Corn Maiden, get back with Joe." And she does. I mean, what you gonna do?
* At this point, Joe is pretty curious as to what Corn Maiden actually looks like. So, despite being told — by God — in no uncertain terms NOT to look at her face, Joe waits until she's asleep and lights a lamp. She is, of course, beautiful.
* Joe then drops the lamp on her face, again burning the shit out of her.
* Corn Maiden gets the fuck out of his house and runs off before someone else sets her on fire.
From there, it gets EVEN WEIRDER. Joe goes searching all over the world for Corn Maiden, but nobody has seen her, not even God. Eventually Joe finds her in the magical city of Merlin, where the wind does not blow. He then has to bust her out of Merlin prison, fighting off the palace guards in the process, alongside his buddy, Wind — who is an anthropomorphic embodiment of the concept of wind.
Told you it was like medieval fanfic.
Immediately after exiting the citadel of Merlin, Corn Maiden turns into a bunch of corn in a field, and says, "Hey Joe! Look after me for one month, I'll be back, I just have to do this one thing."
Joe makes it a whole fifteen days before getting married to some other girl. Who, presumably, was yet another form of wildlife.
At the wedding, Corn Maiden shows up, drags Joe up in front of God, and is like, "THIS GUY IS A TOTAL DICKBAG."
God finally agrees and turns Joe into a weird vegetable-man-thing, with his head planted in the soil and his feet dangling in the air.
Art notes:
* Her dress is designed to look like corn, with the skirt being the eaves and the shirt being corn-patterned. In many versions, she was responsible for blue corn more than other colors, so I made the kernels blue.
* Joe is visible on screen right.
* Ducks are flying overhead, as she was found underneath their wings in the Zuni version.
There's a bunch more and they're all fucking wonderful.
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on July 01, 2014, 02:14:12 AM
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This is the best thing I have seen all year. Thank you.
I also very much enjoyed the rejected princess stuff, Ty junk!
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I'm loving them. I'd actually pay cash money to watch any of these films.
Latest one is good too:
QuoteSo, Khutulun: as you could imagine, growing up with 14 brothers in an old-school nomadic Mongolian household, she had no shortage of testosterone around her at any given time. She grew up to be incredibly skilled with riding horses and shooting bows — Marco Polo, history's greatest tourist, described her thusly:
"Sometimes she would quit her father's side, and make a dash at the host of the enemy, and seize some man thereout, as deftly as a hawk pounces on a bird, and carry him to her father; and this she did many a time."
I mean, picture that. You're up against a horde of Mongolian warriors riding into battle. You're tracking the movements of this huge chunk of stolid soldiers, trying to read which way they're going. Suddenly, one of them — a woman, no less — darts out from the group, picks off a random person in your group, and runs back, before you even know what's happened. That's intimidating as fuck.
But all of this paled in comparison next to her skill with wrestling.
I usually just say people who are preoccupied with their pre-tax earnings are compensating for a small penis.
Quote from: Cain on July 02, 2014, 11:47:35 AM
I usually just say people who are preoccupied with their pre-tax earnings are compensating for a small penis.
:lol: Oh wow, that can be used for (almost) anything!
NSFW:
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Heh. I remember that ad compaign. There are a few more out there like it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 02, 2014, 05:37:17 PM
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Tell me
more about your sex life
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Or...uh...stupid internet....apparently this is more accurate:
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Quote from: LuciferX on July 03, 2014, 08:28:37 PM
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Quote from: LuciferX on July 04, 2014, 12:45:03 AM
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Quote from: Raz Tech on July 04, 2014, 12:57:13 AM
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RryZV8NK9-Q
Quote from: Raz Tech on July 04, 2014, 12:57:13 AM
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
LARGE MARGE!
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:lulz:
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Quote from: Raz Tech on July 04, 2014, 12:57:13 AM
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
I thought it was Philo from UHF, at first.
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RryZV8NK9-Q
That was deliciously deranged!
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Eta: You know this is like one of my most favorite scenes of all time, right?
I love it - although confess I have no idea? What's it from?
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RryZV8NK9-Q
That was deliciously deranged!
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Right?
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Sealnami would be the most adorable way to die. :lol:
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I've been going back into some of the history of mental health care in the US. If you're not familiar with the history of the Lobotomobile, look it up. Seriously, it's a great big bag of fucked up. Even still, I can't say "Lobotomobile" without laughing.
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on July 05, 2014, 03:33:16 AM
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That pic demonstrates the only acceptable use of the term "YOLO" ever.
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A list of bug fixes for one of the Sims games.
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/02d0e6b725860042c30e2b8991fecca9/tumblr_n5qnf2jvxK1tc93gao1_400.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/5GHb14W.png)
Available at all Whole Foods.
(http://i.imgur.com/zvNnS2w.jpg?1)
Actually, to be fair to the Big Green Egg, most commercially available "charcoal" is in fact brown coal. Of course, coal is also "organic" but since most brown coal formed around the Triassic Period...well, it's been a while, that's all I'm saying. Plus the processing procedure probably adds a ton of shit.
I cannot vouch for their claim to the ultimate cooking experience, however.
(http://i.imgur.com/ItT2YSv.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
<3 stealing that pics!
FUCKING BRILLIANT
(http://i.imgur.com/30o0LLs.jpg)
(http://wondermark.com/c/2014-07-11-1045bias.png)
Quote from: Cain on July 10, 2014, 02:23:43 PM
Actually, to be fair to the Big Green Egg, most commercially available "charcoal" is in fact brown coal. Of course, coal is also "organic" but since most brown coal formed around the Triassic Period...well, it's been a while, that's all I'm saying. Plus the processing procedure probably adds a ton of shit.
I cannot vouch for their claim to the ultimate cooking experience, however.
They are once you figure out to keep them lit.
In other news I recently learned how to not suck at using one as a smoker.
(http://i.imgur.com/MGVcQT9.jpg)
My photo of the Super Moon:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/SuperMoonMaskCape_zps38c97f5c.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 14, 2014, 04:11:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MGVcQT9.jpg)
But Mom said I was special. :sad:
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(http://i.imgur.com/Y3O9gyL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rR0tXK8.jpg)
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I just tossed this one onto the internets.
(http://i.imgur.com/7jHP64S.jpg)
I puked
:lulz:
Quote from: The Suu on July 15, 2014, 04:55:55 PM
I just tossed this one onto the internets.
(http://i.imgur.com/7jHP64S.jpg)
OOOH....I know right where I'm putting that!
It's not taking off as fast as I thought it would, but I'm sure it'll go soon enough. :lulz:
Would a similar image mentioning that writing was invented in Iraq be too on the nose?
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 15, 2014, 09:39:25 PM
Would a similar image mentioning that writing was invented in Iraq be too on the nose?
Or the fact that we write with Arabic numerals?
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/Goliath07/Democracy-Missile.jpg)
Quote from: The Suu on July 15, 2014, 04:55:55 PM
I just tossed this one onto the internets.
(http://i.imgur.com/7jHP64S.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: The Suu on July 15, 2014, 10:44:35 PM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/Goliath07/Democracy-Missile.jpg)
Hydrogen_flouride != salt :lulz:
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/358105/slide_358105_3973444_free.jpg)
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/358105/slide_358105_3973450_free.jpg)
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/358105/slide_358105_3973451_free.jpg)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/14/forever-alone_n_5585491.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022
Words fail me.
Goddamnit, Japan.
That wig is going to smell so bad in a month.
Farrah Fawcett :lulz:
(http://cdn.citylab.com/media/img/citylab/2013/07/22/abandoned_psychiatric_mental_hospital_parma_italy_herbert_1000_shadows_wheel/lead_large.jpg)
http://www.citylab.com/design/2013/07/humankinds-creepiest-art-appears-abandoned-italian-mental-hospital/6285/ (http://www.citylab.com/design/2013/07/humankinds-creepiest-art-appears-abandoned-italian-mental-hospital/6285/)
Artsy disaster porn.
Beautiful.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/0839885ae999f26b5c72e842d765faa1/tumblr_n4rtazdeIG1qlpyreo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 17, 2014, 05:10:41 PM
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All i can see...
(http://haveageekasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/safe_image.jpeg)
Cain! :lulz:
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Dwarf fortress changelog
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 24, 2014, 10:45:31 PM
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Dwarf fortress changelog
:lol: I love dwarf fortress a lot more as a concept than as a game. Though maybe I just never put enough effort into it.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 24, 2014, 10:54:36 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c6819ac547d42e94a8c13ad67718a13a/tumblr_n93q95GBqV1s3g6mzo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 24, 2014, 10:45:31 PM
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Dwarf fortress changelog
:lulz:
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THIS IS WHAT ATHETITS BELIEVE
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Potentially NSFW http://i.imgur.com/oNAjPqu.jpg
(http://s13.postimg.org/myawmvlkn/Screenshot_2014_07_28_22_02_50.png)
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on July 29, 2014, 05:00:20 AM
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:O
Nigel: http://imgur.com/gallery/cppXY
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(http://i.imgur.com/r8QUTb9.gif)
This could very easily be a repost as I haven't been around here in months nor bothered to check.
In other news, I've returned to civilization and now live in Boulder. It is a magical place with rainbows everyday. And then the flooding starts.
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/3747e7d0c82bf2d82d3ef391a98d19a1/tumblr_mm0rb0AHbD1rqpa8po1_500.jpg)
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The man in front of me (BLACK)
There's something horribly sad about a lot of those. And not sad in a dumb way, sad in a lonely and desperate way. :sad:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on August 03, 2014, 02:07:29 PM
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Vachel Lindsay
- hobo
Quote from: LuciferX on July 30, 2014, 01:56:58 AM
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(http://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gonzo.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/10785319-1.jpg)
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 05, 2014, 12:03:20 PM
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Took me a second. Clever.
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Quote from: Regret on August 05, 2014, 10:21:40 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 05, 2014, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 05, 2014, 12:11:45 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 05, 2014, 12:03:20 PM
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Took me a second. Clever.
amazing
That took me several minutes. :argh!:
Me too
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 05, 2014, 08:06:38 PM
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:lulz:
That one on the right...clearly the ladies man. Wait till he shows you his embrasure.
http://fuckyeahcross-sections.tumblr.com/ my new favorite thing
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 06, 2014, 12:59:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 05, 2014, 08:06:38 PM
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:lulz:
That one on the right...clearly the ladies man. Wait till he shows you his embrasure.
STEP TO THE GIRL ON THE LEFT AND SHE WILL SHOVE THAT FRENCH HORN SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL FART HANDEL, OPIE!
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 06, 2014, 01:40:22 AM
http://fuckyeahcross-sections.tumblr.com/ my new favorite thing
It's rather lovely.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5285768704/h18A66BC4/)
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Spontaneous Human Sublimation?! :eek:
I love how for us it's just the state itself :lol:
So, I was on FB, and some dickhead was being a dickhead on one of the twentyleven millionth Discordian page, and added a pic of the masonic symbol, so I decided to make it more Eris-y.
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CxIskTw4Rfs/U-O1DU7yOLI/AAAAAAAABGU/AiPTrGDPU6I/w345-h359-no/Eris%2BMason.png)
Not much, but there it is.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 07, 2014, 05:33:25 PM
So, I was on FB, and some dickhead was being a dickhead on one of the twentyleven millionth Discordian page, and added a pic of the masonic symbol, so I decided to make it more Eris-y.
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CxIskTw4Rfs/U-O1DU7yOLI/AAAAAAAABGU/AiPTrGDPU6I/w345-h359-no/Eris%2BMason.png)
Not much, but there it is.
Pretty seamless work right there :)
My WOMP skills are the stuff of legend.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 07, 2014, 07:23:17 PM
My WOMP skills are the stuff of legend.
:lulz: I know the use of WOMP as a verb interchangeable with photoshop, which is what I thought the "P" was for. Then I looked it up and the best I could find was Weapons Of Mass Production. I kind of hate myself for asking, but that's what it stands for, right?
Wrath Of Microsoft Paint
Map appears to have confused Indiana with Arizona.
Considering printing a few of that find the cheese one at a 0 size. Funny enough to waste some ink on?
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 07, 2014, 11:47:03 PM
Map appears to have confused Indiana with Arizona.
Considering printing a few of that find the cheese one at a 0 size. Funny enough to waste some ink on?
Yeah, we don't have any Dholes. Just Arizona.
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:argh!:
Quote from: Trivial on August 09, 2014, 01:53:08 AM
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:argh!:
:lulz:
Sweet lord that is aggravating.
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PROOF.
LLAMA. NOT EVEN ONCE.
Llamas are delicious.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 11, 2014, 07:25:45 PM
PROOF.
LLAMA. NOT EVEN ONCE.
I told you guys. The pro-legalization crowd has suppressed this sort of picture for too long.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2014, 02:16:24 PM
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HAHHAHAAHAHA
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2014, 02:16:24 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/eOVSfLk.png)
That's the most horrifying thing I've seen in a long time.
Seriously, who adds corn and pimento-stuffed green olives to Italian food?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 14, 2014, 12:28:56 PM
Seriously, who adds corn and pimento-stuffed green olives to Italian food?
I know! The texture of corn clashes and the taste balance between pimento and green olives is completely ruined by this context.
I'd still eat the fuck out of it
Whoa! I thought that was proper Glasgow cuisine for a second there, til I realised it was just pasta and cheese and shit :argh!:
One of the few honest corporate Venn Diagrams ever:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/cLfk3ZSu5X9cM5DbDbRCpXxpAGGHsYv99U-1lrYoGqs=s600-no)
Wow. Did they understand what they were saying?
I'm pretty sure it wasn't meant to be a Venn diagram, but still...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 19, 2014, 12:31:05 PM
I'm pretty sure it wasn't meant to be a Venn diagram, but still...
It's so beautiful, I think I'm gonna cry...
I'm going to have to throw a version of that into the next bullshit presentation I end up doing. It's pretty damn perfect.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 19, 2014, 12:22:34 PM
One of the few honest corporate Venn Diagrams ever:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/cLfk3ZSu5X9cM5DbDbRCpXxpAGGHsYv99U-1lrYoGqs=s600-no)
:lulz: This is awesome.
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/E/EB/fark_EBSSF8jmCZeQHI-IAgImZm_G8wI.jpg?t=2NcsuWS1OkFbEle0TQ9ldA&f=1408939200)
Quote from: Trivial on August 20, 2014, 12:53:40 AM
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The hell is that?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 19, 2014, 12:22:34 PM
One of the few honest corporate Venn Diagrams ever:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/cLfk3ZSu5X9cM5DbDbRCpXxpAGGHsYv99U-1lrYoGqs=s600-no)
Something about this feels auspiciously telling. I can't help thinking that it marks the start of something wonderful, like a new aeon or something. You just don't make mistakes like that.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qGF7hM-VTlU/UuWIHkGOF0I/AAAAAAAAHl8/wHYuOxAsuXo/s1600/Vagina.jpg)
Van themed lately.
Also, friend of mine stated they needed a Vagina.
That reminds me... Whatever happened to all those airbrushed muscle vans from the early 80s?
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2014, 02:18:14 PM
That reminds me... Whatever happened to all those airbrushed muscle vans from the early 80s?
Impounded during rape investigations, rotting in the impound yard.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2014, 02:19:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2014, 02:18:14 PM
That reminds me... Whatever happened to all those airbrushed muscle vans from the early 80s?
Impounded during rape investigations, rotting in the impound yard.
They are just waiting for some hipster to stumble across them and start up an Instagram account.
https://www.flickr.com/groups/767996@N22/
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on August 21, 2014, 04:35:24 PM
https://www.flickr.com/groups/767996@N22/
That's the shit... thanks Nigel.
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:crankey:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 25, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
:crankey:
I just had this awesome image video for the theme song, except with Snape doing the flirt dance at security instead of the hottie.
I recently discovered a Snape and Teletubbies erotic fanfic. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Trivial on August 25, 2014, 11:10:01 PM
I recently discovered a Snape and Teletubbies erotic fanfic. :horrormirth:
How is that not the MOST AWESOME THING EVER?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2014, 12:52:19 AM
Quote from: Trivial on August 25, 2014, 11:10:01 PM
I recently discovered a Snape and Teletubbies erotic fanfic. :horrormirth:
How is that not the MOST AWESOME THING EVER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpInxAPKFg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpInxAPKFg) Here you go!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10409340_10152405188004302_6803864756355278337_n.jpg)
ALL HAIL LORD MOK'TAR, HERALD OF THE DARK EMPIRE! YOU PUNY HOO-MANZ ARE NOTHING BEFORE OUR MIGHT!
Oh cool man, you're one of them Klingons.
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on August 27, 2014, 02:06:14 AM
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ALL HAIL LORD MOK'TAR, HERALD OF THE DARK EMPIRE! YOU PUNY HOO-MANZ ARE NOTHING BEFORE OUR MIGHT!
:lulz: Nice!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10626677_10154504803850313_7106785779282307202_n.jpg)
:lulz:
It took a bit to get the Firefly reference.
So Firefly. Just started replaying on SiFy. Watched eps 1 and 2 so far. Not awesome impressed but I know these things sometimes take a while to get going. Is it worth persevering or have I gotten the wrong end of the stick?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 27, 2014, 09:09:53 PM
So Firefly. Just started replaying on SiFy. Watched eps 1 and 2 so far. Not awesome impressed but I know these things sometimes take a while to get going. Is it worth persevering or have I gotten the wrong end of the stick?
Keep going, it gets better.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10659294_10100412421107415_4734611376761879315_n.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2014, 01:15:02 AM
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You gots a purdy mauth :lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1623684_10204710830674450_4090134665920017164_n.jpg?oh=40d9ea683d487ee447678d5661f487ef&oe=546F8AF0&__gda__=1416684923_38482638a451fdcc751c618553881c21)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10414465_841685235851148_8798668857371305266_n.jpg?oh=588b329dfb9e6af63b773acf7daaa4cb&oe=54773BC6&__gda__=1417239166_b29b6b1024adb3060a8d1766ec27df73)
Um, that's insane!
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on August 27, 2014, 03:00:10 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on August 27, 2014, 02:06:14 AM
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ALL HAIL LORD MOK'TAR, HERALD OF THE DARK EMPIRE! YOU PUNY HOO-MANZ ARE NOTHING BEFORE OUR MIGHT!
:lulz: Nice!
the cool thing about that is that was all done in about 30 minutes with washable markers and tape.
Also, this was done at a summer camp, so i got to walk around proclaiming the inevitable doom of planetary invasion. to children. The YMCA let me do this >:D
Quote from: Trivial on August 25, 2014, 11:10:01 PM
I recently discovered a Snape and Teletubbies erotic fanfic. :horrormirth:
I mentioned this to Signora Paes and she was familiar with it.
THIS IS WHAT ATHETITS BELIEVE:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10590451_10153256942160639_3249039667276529772_n.jpg?oh=bf8d99e0ad9e089bb36a70da7820f7bc&oe=547CD6DE&__gda__=1416943560_cff0d16a3fd294cb6d4a264f29dab63f)
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on August 29, 2014, 06:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on August 27, 2014, 03:00:10 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on August 27, 2014, 02:06:14 AM
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ALL HAIL LORD MOK'TAR, HERALD OF THE DARK EMPIRE! YOU PUNY HOO-MANZ ARE NOTHING BEFORE OUR MIGHT!
:lulz: Nice!
the cool thing about that is that was all done in about 30 minutes with washable markers and tape.
Also, this was done at a summer camp, so i got to walk around proclaiming the inevitable doom of planetary invasion. to children. The YMCA let me do this >:D
And the children probably thought it was AWESOME! :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2014, 03:33:15 PM
THIS IS WHAT ATHETITS BELIEVE:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10590451_10153256942160639_3249039667276529772_n.jpg?oh=bf8d99e0ad9e089bb36a70da7820f7bc&oe=547CD6DE&__gda__=1416943560_cff0d16a3fd294cb6d4a264f29dab63f)
That wasn't a typo was it? There are actually people who don't believe in breasts? :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2014, 07:07:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2014, 03:33:15 PM
THIS IS WHAT ATHETITS BELIEVE:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10590451_10153256942160639_3249039667276529772_n.jpg?oh=bf8d99e0ad9e089bb36a70da7820f7bc&oe=547CD6DE&__gda__=1416943560_cff0d16a3fd294cb6d4a264f29dab63f)
That wasn't a typo was it? There are actually people who don't believe in breasts? :eek:
It's just a running joke on THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS/ATHEISTS BELIEVE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2014, 08:07:38 PM
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:lulz:
I can't even begin to express how spot on this is.
I had to look-up who she is - thinking she was going to be some politician - turns out she's just a musician. Still, I wouldn't trust her with my dog.
(http://s1.postimg.org/p0tcocga7/Orcs.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 31, 2014, 07:11:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2014, 08:07:38 PM
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:lulz:
I can't even begin to express how spot on this is.
I choked on my coffee the first time I saw that.
(http://s30.postimg.org/vc26ma7up/10603681_728274233900840_488657650236036310_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
If she's gonna be running around in gunfights, then the armor seems a little necessary.
Captain butt naked I can get behind that. The look on those bastards faces when they see a woman naked with a machine gun running them down.
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/ba06cd6d3a6ce9c50954eae803c80a5c/tumblr_n9evvhw0hH1tc4ujfo1_1280.jpg)
video game logic: The girl on the right will die in two shots, while the girl on the left is nearly invincible
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 02, 2014, 08:31:47 PM
video game logic: The girl on the right will die in two shots, while the girl on the left is nearly invincible
False! There's no girls in games.
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 02, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
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:lulz: VERY nice.
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 02, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/ba06cd6d3a6ce9c50954eae803c80a5c/tumblr_n9evvhw0hH1tc4ujfo1_1280.jpg)
:lulz:
Fuck that's BEAUTIFUL.
Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on September 02, 2014, 08:25:27 PM
Captain butt naked I can get behind that. The look on those bastards faces when they see a woman naked with a machine gun running them down.
Captain Butt Naked you say?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked
He's been promoted. And found Jesus.
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:lulz:
(http://zerobs.net/media/god-car-crash.jpg)
I put it again, because it so funny
(http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/humor/47/funnycaptionshowmeadoglear.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2014, 01:47:12 AM
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:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2014, 04:01:39 AM
:lulz:
(http://zerobs.net/media/god-car-crash.jpg)
Never trust a god to be your co-pilot if his/her/its blood can easily transubstantiate to and from wine.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvCrFbQIEAAFw_C.jpg:large)
QuoteDear Brian E. Koncius,
I'm told that your client has testified under oath in a deposition that he presented a former employee of Psychopathic Records with a glass dildo, who then allegedly gave the dildo to me? There are only two possible explanations for what your client said: either he is an absolute pathological liar, who for some insane reason decided to make up a bullshit story using my name or 2: he thinks he's a comedian and was trying to be funny. If he was joking then he's just an asshole who isn't funny. But if it was not 100% clear that he was attempting to make a joke, then he just lied under oath because I've never met your client, and if I had met your client I'd certainly remember if he tried to give me a glass fucking dildo. Even if it was the "Rasor Law Firm" that sent a press release to the press, you have done nothing to clear up this blatant lie which makes you to blame too. It is obvious that all you assholes are using my name and notoriety to garner publicity for yourselves, which makes you the worst kind of scum. You're the types of lawyers that make America a worse place for everyone.
I live in Detroit because I can stay out of the fray here and live my life the way I chose to. If I wanted to deal with this shit I'd move to LA, and if I want press, I can get it - trust me. No matter why your client said what he did, it's clear that you, your client, and the Rasor Law Firm have gone out of your way to help get this story told. How would you feel if one day your name appeared across the internet connected to a story you knew absolutely nothing about. One day you come downstairs to the angry glare of your wife who asks if you really were arrested over the weekend for driving high on crystal meth with a bound and gagged hooker in your trunk. Did you? Because it's all over the internet, some lawyer you've never met put it out in a press release! Must be true right? I'm guessing you probably wouldn't like that, and would at least appreciate it if the guy who made it up admitted that you never did those things.
Your website says you represent people who are "interested in doing the right thing." I don't believe that, but prove me wrong.
-Kid Rock
http://kidrock.com/blog/blog/334070/all-parties-involved-in-this-icp-glass-dildo-case-
I'd like to feel sorry for Kid Rock, but I don't.
:lulz:
Kid Rock addresses B.E. conscious re: glass dick...
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/8aa2c9acd1939279eaa14f9e8e25e827/tumblr_inline_n406eghK0q1reupzn.gif)
Quote from: Regret on September 03, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2014, 01:47:12 AM
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:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You realise you now have to change your name to "Ragret", right?
Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2014, 08:32:17 AM
Quote from: Regret on September 03, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2014, 01:47:12 AM
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:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You realise you now have to change your name to "Ragret", right?
Heh.
hehehHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGH!
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/326551/83373598.JPG)
I see what you did there... :lulz:
Quote from: Trivial on September 04, 2014, 01:07:36 AM
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This is a thing I needed in my life.
Quote from: Ragret on September 04, 2014, 01:26:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2014, 08:32:17 AM
Quote from: Regret on September 03, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2014, 01:47:12 AM
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:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You realise you now have to change your name to "Ragret", right?
Heh.
hehehHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGH!
:potd:
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 04, 2014, 02:20:21 PM
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:lulz: Saving this.
(http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/PizzaSlit660-Micael-Reynaud.gif)
What. The. Fuck.
Pizza!
Is it cooking or rotting?
Yes.
That's what I thought.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 05, 2014, 11:03:07 AM
Is it cooking or rotting?
The topping is in a quantum superposition. When you open the oven door the flavor collapses to a fixed state
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:lulz:
(http://baltimoregambler.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/6.jpg)
(http://cliqueypizza3.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bucktamelalarimar.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/75381_10151382389830318_1362151694_n.jpg?oh=a074b3d39588a448224d40eb6350cba1&oe=54854EE4&__gda__=1418892493_3d753059afc8e50b9fee2b13b889ba11)
I've probably posted this before.
Also, in New York, people will tell you where to go. Oh, yes.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 05, 2014, 07:59:32 PM
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I've probably posted this before.
We have something like that going on here, only it's Eastside vs. Westside.
(http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-09-at-7.57.46-AM.png)
At least the jams don't last this long.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/224339/photos-of-a-traffic-jam-stuck-in-the-woods-for-70-years/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/224339/photos-of-a-traffic-jam-stuck-in-the-woods-for-70-years/)
(http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/mcd3ffffff.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on September 07, 2014, 09:56:26 PM
(http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-09-at-7.57.46-AM.png)
At least the jams don't last this long.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/224339/photos-of-a-traffic-jam-stuck-in-the-woods-for-70-years/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/224339/photos-of-a-traffic-jam-stuck-in-the-woods-for-70-years/)
RUIN PORN! :fap:
HELLO, BOSTON & SURROUNDING REGIONS:
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(http://i.imgur.com/J3CvJVc.jpg?1)
I can't stand it.
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10550958_10204817185493254_1999471151069221127_n.jpg?oh=161fdbe54145fd7d3e0f93a397bf8a6d&oe=54CF1949)
Obviously, that's where you'll find Jesus.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/4722bf27218ecc5410510ea85db8bd29/tumblr_n5kbhlwvh11r1dtd0o1_500.gif)
Quote from: Trivial on September 07, 2014, 09:56:26 PM
(http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-09-at-7.57.46-AM.png)
At least the jams don't last this long.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/224339/photos-of-a-traffic-jam-stuck-in-the-woods-for-70-years/ (http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/224339/photos-of-a-traffic-jam-stuck-in-the-woods-for-70-years/)
Lovely and creepy.
(https://i.imgur.com/PWM3rxt.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 11, 2014, 02:52:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PWM3rxt.jpg)
In a stampede like this, I would have to call LMNO and P3nt. LMNO to corral them, and P3nt to...well, you know.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2014, 01:41:58 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 11, 2014, 02:52:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PWM3rxt.jpg)
In a stampede like this, I would have to call LMNO and P3nt. LMNO to corral them, and P3nt to...well, you know.
:lulz: P3nt has certain..."traits"
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10404177_10152719723769802_5671210109757123441_n.png?oh=2063116bbe627ad290ab625d3a73984d&oe=54CFECBC&__gda__=1418859753_46f3e74eacdf7dc84a8ad3428902efbd)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/CloutNotEvenOnce_zps0dfcda6d.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/CloutNotEvenOnce_zps0dfcda6d.jpg.html)
(http://cdn1.appleinsider.com/13.06.20-e-book_Summation.jpg)
[Apple denied stay]
(http://i.imgur.com/kBAIkO6.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/a40b2dbc7733e428e69a2439d0433a16_zpsb9d5f0c5.jpg)
I can't even
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 14, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/a40b2dbc7733e428e69a2439d0433a16_zpsb9d5f0c5.jpg)
I can't even
But somebody can. And will probably make some coin on that.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/bb73aff2-d0b9-4d57-9744-94ab5fc4a979_zps9091dc2c.jpg)
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 15, 2014, 10:24:00 AM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/bb73aff2-d0b9-4d57-9744-94ab5fc4a979_zps9091dc2c.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 14, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/a40b2dbc7733e428e69a2439d0433a16_zpsb9d5f0c5.jpg)
I can't even
I swear that if I had the stomach for it, I could probably make a fortune selling magic pebbles on Etsy.
I apparently have an entire client base in my FB friends list.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:18:28 PM
I apparently have an entire client base in my FB friends list.
I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever overcome my pesky conscience.
Also I've exposed Nigel's secret night life she says she's doing "science", but in reality she's putting men 10x bigger than her in their place.
I'M ON TO YOU!
Misty Knight AKA Dragon Misty.
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2011/08/kharievans-mistyknight.jpg)
Quote from: Your Mom on September 15, 2014, 06:29:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:18:28 PM
I apparently have an entire client base in my FB friends list.
I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever overcome my pesky conscience.
Y'all ar toetally pearnishus :)
:lulz:
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 15, 2014, 10:24:00 AM
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Okay gotta yoink this...
This one's for Roger, found it on the beach last night :heart:
(http://panchronos.com/BeachFire.JPG)
Quote from: LuciferX on September 17, 2014, 01:02:35 AM
This one's for Roger, found it on the beach last night :heart:
(http://panchronos.com/BeachFire.JPG)
Mine don't look like that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 02:28:55 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on September 17, 2014, 01:02:35 AM
This one's for Roger, found it on the beach last night :heart:
(http://panchronos.com/BeachFire.JPG)
Mine don't look like that.
:lulz: though they feel good rolling in the hand.
Quote from: Your Mom on September 15, 2014, 06:02:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 14, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/a40b2dbc7733e428e69a2439d0433a16_zpsb9d5f0c5.jpg)
I can't even
I swear that if I had the stomach for it, I could probably make a fortune selling magic pebbles on Etsy.
I'm getting closer and closer to this every day.
I could be the Alexander of Abonoteichus of Toronto.
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5561/15060021468_5be3639946.jpg)
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 17, 2014, 03:37:47 PM
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5561/15060021468_5be3639946.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 17, 2014, 03:37:47 PM
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5561/15060021468_5be3639946.jpg)
:lulz:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/8c4a5c0ba69d57ce381b160912176d70/tumblr_nbd55fw4WR1sja9pmo1_500.jpg)
Rob Ford?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10407749_10204727816733176_7390236586491206797_n.jpg?oh=7fd93d76608300f8a7799b0634332220&oe=54879220&__gda__=1418420278_ad6bf48276533f05ea92fceb12b99ef1)
(http://s27.postimg.org/d6y8jb33n/1609758_1515481805358615_710503437728454401_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I'm still waiting for the album to drop.
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10685510_10204457376610480_5126521476063807566_n.jpg?oh=199a7616fb8e73c7322163c50c1fafdb&oe=54C60EA4)
Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on September 19, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
(http://s27.postimg.org/d6y8jb33n/1609758_1515481805358615_710503437728454401_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2014, 01:49:42 AM
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:baby:
(http://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/elmer-fudd2.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2014, 05:35:35 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10407749_10204727816733176_7390236586491206797_n.jpg?oh=7fd93d76608300f8a7799b0634332220&oe=54879220&__gda__=1418420278_ad6bf48276533f05ea92fceb12b99ef1)
:lulz:
And I haven't even watched that show.
(http://imgur.com/PNcn4H5)
(http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funny-Egyptian-hieroglyphics-vomiting-536x430.jpg)
Quote from: The Suu on September 21, 2014, 01:39:03 AM
(http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funny-Egyptian-hieroglyphics-vomiting-536x430.jpg)
QuoteThe eternal regurgitation of the same, roughly
:lulz:
A full frontal:
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/6e/80/db/general-george-s-patton.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/04/Zombie_haiti_ill_artlibre_jnl.png)
In Communist America, DA POLICE fucks YOU:
(http://www.getingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Edward-Krawetz-police-officer-kick-woman-head-by-Ngo-Okafor-300x220.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
In Communist America, DA POLICE fucks YOU:
(http://www.getingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Edward-Krawetz-police-officer-kick-woman-head-by-Ngo-Okafor-300x220.jpg)
Rhode Island, a couple of years ago from outside the Twin River casino if I'm not mistaken. His justification was that she spit at him. Can't recall the outcome of the case against him.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 22, 2014, 03:40:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
In Communist America, DA POLICE fucks YOU:
(http://www.getingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Edward-Krawetz-police-officer-kick-woman-head-by-Ngo-Okafor-300x220.jpg)
Rhode Island, a couple of years ago from outside the Twin River casino if I'm not mistaken. His justification was that she spit at him. Can't recall the outcome of the case against him.
So, promoted one grade or two?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 03:46:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 22, 2014, 03:40:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
In Communist America, DA POLICE fucks YOU:
(http://www.getingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Edward-Krawetz-police-officer-kick-woman-head-by-Ngo-Okafor-300x220.jpg)
Rhode Island, a couple of years ago from outside the Twin River casino if I'm not mistaken. His justification was that she spit at him. Can't recall the outcome of the case against him.
So, promoted one grade or two?
http://5tjt.com/rhode-island-officer-who-kicked-cuffed-woman-in-the-face-fights-for-job-video/
Ten year suspension without pay, apparently. But he still gets his pension. And apparently she kicked him first. In the shin.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 22, 2014, 05:57:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 03:46:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 22, 2014, 03:40:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
In Communist America, DA POLICE fucks YOU:
(http://www.getingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Edward-Krawetz-police-officer-kick-woman-head-by-Ngo-Okafor-300x220.jpg)
Rhode Island, a couple of years ago from outside the Twin River casino if I'm not mistaken. His justification was that she spit at him. Can't recall the outcome of the case against him.
So, promoted one grade or two?
http://5tjt.com/rhode-island-officer-who-kicked-cuffed-woman-in-the-face-fights-for-job-video/
Ten year suspension without pay, apparently. But he still gets his pension. And apparently she kicked him first. In the shin.
Rhode Island isn't America-ing right.
Not sure about that. Boot to face, on camera, walks with pension. Seems like AMERICA to me.
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 22, 2014, 06:08:04 PM
Not sure about that. Boot to face, on camera, walks with pension. Seems like AMERICA to me.
If it was PROPER America, he'd be suspended with pay for a week, and then promoted to sergeant.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 06:09:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 22, 2014, 06:08:04 PM
Not sure about that. Boot to face, on camera, walks with pension. Seems like AMERICA to me.
If it was PROPER America, he'd be suspended with pay for a week, and then promoted to sergeant.
Well apparently he assaulted a jogger awhile before the boot-to-the-face thing. And THAT only got him a week's suspension even though it was recommended that he be canned. So.
I bet they let him keep his taser and baton while on suspension. He probable cruises around in his Impala making "We-oo, we-oo" noises at anyone suspicious as he creeps around parks and parking lots.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 22, 2014, 06:11:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2014, 06:09:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 22, 2014, 06:08:04 PM
Not sure about that. Boot to face, on camera, walks with pension. Seems like AMERICA to me.
If it was PROPER America, he'd be suspended with pay for a week, and then promoted to sergeant.
Well apparently he assaulted a jogger awhile before the boot-to-the-face thing. And THAT only got him a week's suspension even though it was recommended that he be canned. So.
I bet they let him keep his taser and baton while on suspension. He probable cruises around in his Impala making "We-oo, we-oo" noises at anyone suspicious as he creeps around parks and parking lots.
Naw, that's the behavior of people who couldn't get on the force in the first place. My guess is he's working "Security" for someone shady, rationalizing it with "the bastards kicked me out, fuck them, I'm gonna work for whomever will pay me the most".
That's OLD AMERICA. In NEW AMERICA he goes on to be a "consultant" and possibly minor celebrity giving inspirational talks and such.
He later retires, lauded for his reform and on two pensions.
The person he kicked is frequently mentioned in various future writings, ends up with crippling hospital debt and has their home repossesed while waiting for a pittance of a compensation payout to clear. The bank gets another house and the financial system merrily roles along and helps another person towards the homeless prison pipeline. Their mental health is doing just great as well now too by the by, so should all this shit get sorted there's some lovely secondary problems to deal with. Oh, and at no point will the cop ever directly compensate the victim or say sorry, because that's a possible admission of liability.
Isn't it so much better now?
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 22, 2014, 06:17:35 PM
That's OLD AMERICA. In NEW AMERICA he goes on to be a "consultant" and possibly minor celebrity giving inspirational talks and such.
He doesn't have enough rank for that. He'll be guarding a meth dealer by now, and maybe bashing people with a bat when they come up short.
Ah. Forgive the mistake.
What kind of rank do you need to be able to fall back to something televangelisty rather than Drug guard?
I assume there's some sort of shadow correlation scales involving the other fake police positions through to pimping and such.
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 22, 2014, 06:26:47 PM
Ah. Forgive the mistake.
What kind of rank do you need to be able to fall back to something televangelisty rather than Drug guard?
I assume there's some sort of shadow correlation scales involving the other fake police positions through to pimping and such.
Lieutenant, or sergeant if you were plainclothes.
Any rank of detective works, as long as you weren't property crimes.
Flawless mowashigeri, flawless.
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 22, 2014, 06:17:35 PM
That's OLD AMERICA. In NEW AMERICA he goes on to be a "consultant" and possibly minor celebrity giving inspirational talks and such.
He later retires, lauded for his reform and on two pensions.
The person he kicked is frequently mentioned in various future writings, ends up with crippling hospital debt and has their home repossesed while waiting for a pittance of a compensation payout to clear. The bank gets another house and the financial system merrily roles along and helps another person towards the homeless prison pipeline. Their mental health is doing just great as well now too by the by, so should all this shit get sorted there's some lovely secondary problems to deal with. Oh, and at no point will the cop ever directly compensate the victim or say sorry, because that's a possible admission of liability.
Isn't it so much better now?
You're never allowed to tell bed-time stories again, Junk. :horrormirth: :eek: :horrormirth:
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--qdvOGfAs--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/roren2qfrcpkeqqyxxcf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/shZLy.gif)
:lulz:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Tf4Bh4fjL._SX425_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001R6AX0I/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001R6AX0I&linkCode=as2&tag=advindiyscrpr-20
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/a875838e68384bbb89cfbd51b69d38a2/tumblr_n2ponuQA851rt28efo1_500.gif)
LOL
MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN...
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10646720_10204708033850156_1804622489532344406_n.jpg?oh=df64732492573e22ca15969ad0d44696&oe=5486D64A)
NO. WRONG.
YOU JUST STAND THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 03:27:18 AM
NO. WRONG.
YOU JUST STAND THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS.
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10698529_10154652565530297_9000255275913918037_n.jpg?oh=6e9d79099853bb7e94271a1641066c86&oe=5486D958)
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2014, 03:27:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 24, 2014, 03:27:18 AM
NO. WRONG.
YOU JUST STAND THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS.
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10698529_10154652565530297_9000255275913918037_n.jpg?oh=6e9d79099853bb7e94271a1641066c86&oe=5486D958)
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
:lulz:
(http://panchronos.com/idea.png)
Richter or Roger? PLACE YOUR BETS.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1800487_1497165210537707_4312375432558812227_n.jpg?oh=7c6c8b53478ded34f9b4b6c9788d614b&oe=54908E5E&__gda__=1418124006_4078015e8d738f98aaaebbd0bd6e7638)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2014, 01:07:12 AM
Richter or Roger? PLACE YOUR BETS.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1800487_1497165210537707_4312375432558812227_n.jpg?oh=7c6c8b53478ded34f9b4b6c9788d614b&oe=54908E5E&__gda__=1418124006_4078015e8d738f98aaaebbd0bd6e7638)
Oh, dats oure wee swamp shark, taekin ah naap :lulz:
Was checking these from back in the day:
(http://imgur.com/C5cUyKv.jpg)
Still kinda cool, I think, could be awesomer?
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ad_146984183.jpg?w=644&h=582&crop=1#038;h=905)
Quote from: LuciferX on September 27, 2014, 01:09:53 AM
Was checking these from back in the day:
(http://imgur.com/C5cUyKv.jpg)
Still kinda cool, I think, could be awesomer?
No, those are perfectly awesome!
:mittens:
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/77787000/jpg/_77787672_77787671.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/09ae8abf14279249d638a890978d1a34/tumblr_nb0tlkRSWS1qg4441o1_500.gif)
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3WjAAAuG--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/sb8xp5w452wpsrihkxe2.gif)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1425502_838704016160565_7649300703226026455_n.jpg?oh=70882ff7f340869ca8b2748f799d879d&oe=54C49F28&__gda__=1421817942_045af710fb13279ea314744d771ca530)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2014, 06:27:22 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH --- That's fucking awesome.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 29, 2014, 09:15:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2014, 06:27:22 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH --- That's fucking awesome.
It is. I hope that kid has a brain cell in his head.
(http://panchronos.com/SacredChao.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2014, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 29, 2014, 09:15:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2014, 06:27:22 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH --- That's fucking awesome.
It is. I hope that kid has a brain cell in his head.
It's pretty clear she's sucking it out via his ear.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 29, 2014, 10:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2014, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 29, 2014, 09:15:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2014, 06:27:22 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1425502_838704016160565_7649300703226026455_n.jpg?oh=70882ff7f340869ca8b2748f799d879d&oe=54C49F28&__gda__=1421817942_045af710fb13279ea314744d771ca530)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH --- That's fucking awesome.
It is. I hope that kid has a brain cell in his head.
It's pretty clear she's sucking it out via his ear.
I hope he's smart enough to stand there and let it happen.
Emote-worthy?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10712880_1494575277478657_8286175306615156476_n.jpg?oh=ecfaf1cc077e07c264336bbdf2f332e2&oe=54B3853F&__gda__=1421088623_6b29dfc7cda42c7a17db90bb9b9da280)
So totally emote-worthy. That is beautiful.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2014, 06:08:24 PM
Emote-worthy?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10712880_1494575277478657_8286175306615156476_n.jpg?oh=ecfaf1cc077e07c264336bbdf2f332e2&oe=54B3853F&__gda__=1421088623_6b29dfc7cda42c7a17db90bb9b9da280)
:lulz:
Without a doubt!
Might scale it down a touch and compress the JPEG a bunch, but either way—yes.
Quote from: N E T on September 30, 2014, 07:07:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2014, 06:08:24 PM
Emote-worthy?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10712880_1494575277478657_8286175306615156476_n.jpg?oh=ecfaf1cc077e07c264336bbdf2f332e2&oe=54B3853F&__gda__=1421088623_6b29dfc7cda42c7a17db90bb9b9da280)
:lulz:
Without a doubt!
Might scale it down a touch and compress the JPEG a bunch, but either way—yes.
Can't do it here. If someone can manage this, I will add it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2014, 06:08:24 PM
Emote-worthy?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10712880_1494575277478657_8286175306615156476_n.jpg?oh=ecfaf1cc077e07c264336bbdf2f332e2&oe=54B3853F&__gda__=1421088623_6b29dfc7cda42c7a17db90bb9b9da280)
YES. Not only that, but I'm saving it and applying it as necessary.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2014, 08:07:50 PM
Can't do it here. If someone can manage this, I will add it.
Like this?
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/Selfloathing_zpsd6860df8.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/5CKi8Jg.jpg)
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on October 01, 2014, 11:28:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2014, 08:07:50 PM
Can't do it here. If someone can manage this, I will add it.
Like this?
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/Selfloathing_zpsd6860df8.jpeg)
Thanks. Done.
:llama:
:llama:
My day week LIFE is complete.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10712917_10152736658259183_7606344318972037190_n.jpg?oh=52da4d5a3f0d839fa44a7e00861376be&oe=54C4761A&__gda__=1418015406_5db2b5e85d32df17fc301ae77e9c9b85)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 03, 2014, 03:52:57 PM
My day week LIFE is complete.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10712917_10152736658259183_7606344318972037190_n.jpg?oh=52da4d5a3f0d839fa44a7e00861376be&oe=54C4761A&__gda__=1418015406_5db2b5e85d32df17fc301ae77e9c9b85)
:lulz: Wow.
ALSO
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10513514_10153015234978975_5170764081537996659_n.jpg?oh=b4027a5aeee477f6705b55993c6bbd1b&oe=54B742D7)
AND
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/45/b6/05/45b605d0f813d014e687d02078a952f7.jpg)
:lulz:
:spittake:
The Danzig one.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10612768_10204207797170123_1996248300044650706_n.jpg?oh=d01556d1350dd7abef83dd554b28a0b5&oe=54CD5691&__gda__=1417957620_58b5c582427c4c67747d9e71045b02d8)
LOL the Metallica one.
(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/396/289/e1e/resized/fat-axl-rose-meme-generator-welcome-to-the-jungle-we-have-lots-of-cake-f0f92e.jpg)
i lol'd at the beautiful pizza
Just so we're clear, I shamelessly stole those off of Squiddy & LMNO on FB.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/80df10b0c91fa2849b02d8aab328b432/tumblr_natqym5YAF1tk12yoo1_500.png)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/cf22536642c6a80992f5065cbdc5218f/tumblr_natqym5YAF1tk12yoo2_500.png)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/d00f0364ca806706089461f6ba740f84/tumblr_natqym5YAF1tk12yoo3_500.png)
I've seen cauliflower, tapioca, chicken skin, and mayonnaise used to describe characters before in novels?
ETA: Never mind, I'm slow. I get the point.
White people's skin is described frequently in writing, especially romance, as alabaster, eggshell, bronze, ivory, porcelain, golden, sun-kissed, white, bisque, milk, cream, and several other comparative adjectives.
Quote from: Doktor Skinsaw on October 04, 2014, 05:04:47 AM
White people's skin is described frequently in writing, especially romance, as alabaster, eggshell, bronze, ivory, porcelain, golden, sun-kissed, white, bisque, milk, cream, and several other comparative adjectives.
Mine is "wallpaper paste".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2014, 05:53:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Skinsaw on October 04, 2014, 05:04:47 AM
White people's skin is described frequently in writing, especially romance, as alabaster, eggshell, bronze, ivory, porcelain, golden, sun-kissed, white, bisque, milk, cream, and several other comparative adjectives.
Mine is "wallpaper paste".
:lulz:
I got, like, filthy Sub-Surface-Scatteing.
I was asked if I was Mexican last night by RoommateGF.
Californian Mode: ENABLED.
8)
Quote from: N E T on October 05, 2014, 02:20:25 PM
I was asked if I was Mexican last night by RoommateGF.
Californian Mode: ENABLED.
8)
In some sense, aren't we all Mexican?
Only those who know the second half of the joke.
If we are what we eat then I am one third taco, one third pizza, one third fried chicken - all simmered in Pepsi.
So that's partially Mexican, right?
I got a kind of tomato juice chai latte thing going on.
Quote from: LuciferX on October 05, 2014, 09:51:59 AM
I got, like, filthy Sub-Surface-Scatteing.
Lol, caught that one.
Sombrero Trick
(https://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/scenario/broom.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/D0poSCT.jpg)
various household items designed by government committee:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1715856/8762417c-28b0-4f87-8aca-d482ccae14ce.jpg)
http://diply.com/trendyjoe/art-katerina-kamprani-the-uncomfortable-design/50765/1 (http://diply.com/trendyjoe/art-katerina-kamprani-the-uncomfortable-design/50765/1)
I don't know, I can see those boots catching on. Theres a certain class of person in the UK who likes to trumpet how much they are simple country folk by driving around London in a 4x4 and wearing Wellington boots, and I could see them considering those as summer wear. After all, you don't want to get sweaty feet while doing your weekly shop in Harrods.
I'd pay decent money to be able to get keys cut in that style.
Seriously, hours of fun, everywhere where there's keyholes.
(http://cdn.diply.com/img/a3006f76-a9f0-4971-8d7e-59b12d2d7da7.jpg)
The hair cup is amazing.
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:39:38 AM
I'd pay decent money to be able to get keys cut in that style.
Seriously, hours of fun, everywhere where there's keyholes.
http://www.goulian.com/lockkill/
Close enough?
Quote from: Slyph on October 08, 2014, 11:42:52 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:39:38 AM
I'd pay decent money to be able to get keys cut in that style.
Seriously, hours of fun, everywhere where there's keyholes.
http://www.goulian.com/lockkill/
Close enough?
OMG so fucking evil.
Quote from: Slyph on October 08, 2014, 11:42:52 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 08, 2014, 10:39:38 AM
I'd pay decent money to be able to get keys cut in that style.
Seriously, hours of fun, everywhere where there's keyholes.
http://www.goulian.com/lockkill/
Close enough?
Until I saw the massive disclaimers slapped over the European one, I was sold. I'll contact the inventor and see what the situation is. I'll probably grab a couple to test. Thanks, It's appreciated.
Alternatively, get a hot glue gun.
That is considerably cheaper and probably just as effective.
Good Macguyvering that man.
Possibly the most satisfying thing ever:
(http://i.imgur.com/YSp7tfy.gif)
:lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/10304639_845290665515830_2653851817097029858_n.jpg?oh=cba99733d6943ed6aa67ff87925d1178&oe=54C4A6FF&__gda__=1425455823_3c90e869567526af7dd876e7a421811e)
I got a bag of 5000 googly eyes years ago. Still using them, still funny.
Ten million years from now, when humanity has evolved into pure energy, having long ago left behind any use for such primitive visual organs, googly eyes will still be funny.
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100810.gif)
Quote from: Emo Howard on October 10, 2014, 10:41:41 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/10304639_845290665515830_2653851817097029858_n.jpg?oh=cba99733d6943ed6aa67ff87925d1178&oe=54C4A6FF&__gda__=1425455823_3c90e869567526af7dd876e7a421811e)
:lulz:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10378070_1475343432753195_6860691559346600929_n.jpg?oh=bc6eca3b273805c8a110599ff66ae224&oe=54F7690E)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m791q3lI6x1r0bsv1o1_r1_400.gif)
Instead of doing chapter 2 of my online chemistry homework, since my internet connection has been sporadic all day, I've been procrastinating being productive by doing something completely ridiculous and inane with my boyfriend's face.
Introducing Barfield:
(http://s28.postimg.org/q31bt5grh/Introducing_Barfield.jpg)
(http://s28.postimg.org/6ve6wjyfx/Barfield_10_11_2014.jpg)
(http://s28.postimg.org/tvku8vw9p/Barfield_2014_10_10.jpg)
(http://s28.postimg.org/6wo4pz09p/Kill_it_Barfield.jpg)
(http://s25.postimg.org/ccdpcugtb/Faults.jpg)
(http://s25.postimg.org/t1f58rden/Good_Looking.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://s25.postimg.org/e6v58bt7j/Disappointment.jpg)
(http://s25.postimg.org/63wyx08m7/No_tummy_rub.jpg)
(http://s25.postimg.org/77h38yt9b/Teddy_Bears_Work.jpg)
That last panel was supposed to come across as reflective, not morose.
:lulz:
I can't stand it.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/386082_306453759384084_708799484_n.jpg?oh=05ea1d80da3ac462aa941955633bcaf0&oe=54BD8F8B)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2014, 06:30:07 PM
I can't stand it.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/386082_306453759384084_708799484_n.jpg?oh=05ea1d80da3ac462aa941955633bcaf0&oe=54BD8F8B)
The fact that NEW pictures of different instances of this marketing... error... keep popping up makes it even more make me want to smash my head against hard things.
Quote from: Your Mom on October 14, 2014, 01:36:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2014, 06:30:07 PM
I can't stand it.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/386082_306453759384084_708799484_n.jpg?oh=05ea1d80da3ac462aa941955633bcaf0&oe=54BD8F8B)
The fact that NEW pictures of different instances of this marketing... error... keep popping up makes it even more make me want to smash my head against hard things.
I think we've hit some sort of cultural Peter Principle or complexity limit. And then everyone does shit like this.
I wonder how long before the existence of these images leads the majority of the population to believe that Chanukah hams are a THING, thus perpetuating itself into infinity?
Quote from: Your Mom on October 14, 2014, 02:05:09 AM
I wonder how long before the existence of these images leads the majority of the population to believe that Chanukah hams are a THING, thus perpetuating itself into infinity?
Um.
Yeah.
I know how my facebook is gonna go for a while.
(AUTHENTIC HINDU BEEF DISHES ITT)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2014, 02:12:50 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 14, 2014, 02:05:09 AM
I wonder how long before the existence of these images leads the majority of the population to believe that Chanukah hams are a THING, thus perpetuating itself into infinity?
Um.
Yeah.
I know how my facebook is gonna go for a while.
(AUTHENTIC HINDU BEEF DISHES ITT)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10606006_10152735189905498_5363493928101778531_n.jpg?oh=f75cbf821b6acfdbda794c5e00bc58cb&oe=54EFF19C&__gda__=1421651313_ccbc1258b0c65492298497eeee41cc8e)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10450343_10152422412452616_4163769367023173486_n.jpg?oh=617f49be9a67f5b371d95cc0e2a05851&oe=54ADC4DD&__gda__=1421494408_1ed36e51f28747c7039a9d492739c64a)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1959378_10205113850636217_8561970852300180807_n.jpg?oh=2ee4382d58d5310f6b74fdae9a3a1963&oe=54B3B0BD&__gda__=1421046070_ece957356e8f559d4dcc094417f92893)
Those are amazing. Where did you find them?
:lulz:
<3 the bullet one
There's a Bill Hicks FB page. It's usually the typical blather, but every so often, they do a pics thread, and it kind of explodes into awesome.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1715856/ghghghg.jpg)
This is what Obama did to me today.
- Car gets Ebola thanks to lax border security.
- Car proceeds to perform uncontrolled evasive maneuvers on freeway like it's a top Administration official dodging questions about #BENGHAZI.
- I don't even get any good PILLS out of the deal.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 15, 2014, 01:02:33 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10606006_10152735189905498_5363493928101778531_n.jpg?oh=f75cbf821b6acfdbda794c5e00bc58cb&oe=54EFF19C&__gda__=1421651313_ccbc1258b0c65492298497eeee41cc8e)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10450343_10152422412452616_4163769367023173486_n.jpg?oh=617f49be9a67f5b371d95cc0e2a05851&oe=54ADC4DD&__gda__=1421494408_1ed36e51f28747c7039a9d492739c64a)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1959378_10205113850636217_8561970852300180807_n.jpg?oh=2ee4382d58d5310f6b74fdae9a3a1963&oe=54B3B0BD&__gda__=1421046070_ece957356e8f559d4dcc094417f92893)
:lulz: :lulz:
Staling the cat one. too many cat fancier friends.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10628151_1551809075049747_2904518943717602618_n.jpg?oh=9a7604411207e606c6186ca0f6509d34&oe=54BE0F85)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2014, 07:37:24 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10628151_1551809075049747_2904518943717602618_n.jpg?oh=9a7604411207e606c6186ca0f6509d34&oe=54BE0F85)
Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.
(http://s10.postimg.org/3p8qcaim1/IMG_3863.jpg)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 21, 2014, 01:10:30 AM
Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.
Then you gets a hello kitty.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10606236_199514266901506_6009731194743059792_n.jpg?oh=adf1cac3b9181ae7f87722467d7444f8&oe=54EFB677&__gda__=1421058558_f74b1a16562d2ab15fdb6537913bae4b)
I don't miss Garbo (aka hovercat), but I wish I'd found this while she was still around:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10423667_994883997194935_1415909732343724156_n.jpg?oh=bc81d4b323aa325c6aaa5252a72b6333&oe=54AB5546)
Best ruin porn of the year:
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1609748_10204260941141507_8019698701614112376_n.jpg?oh=4a58d37ccf936ec70fd741c50b821f84&oe=54E9326D)
HOLY SHIT is that real???
Quote from: Your Mom on October 22, 2014, 06:59:08 AM
HOLY SHIT is that real???
It's a real painting.
Other than that, no. :sad:
:sad:
I was hoping that might've been a Fallout 4 promotional poster.
The 2008 promotional art for Fallout 3 was amazing:
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070509143301/fallout/images/7/75/Capitol_m.jpg)
That's pretty awesome.
It was awesome enough to inspire possibly my most favourite story in all journalistic history
http://www.destructoid.com/daily-mail-thinks-fallout-3-artwork-is-terrorist-propaganda-88282.phtml
Quote from: Cain on October 22, 2014, 04:19:37 PM
It was awesome enough to inspire possibly my most favourite story in all journalistic history
http://www.destructoid.com/daily-mail-thinks-fallout-3-artwork-is-terrorist-propaganda-88282.phtml
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: wut
I'm off to read that.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2014, 03:56:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 21, 2014, 01:10:30 AM
Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.
Then you gets a hello kitty.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10606236_199514266901506_6009731194743059792_n.jpg?oh=adf1cac3b9181ae7f87722467d7444f8&oe=54EFB677&__gda__=1421058558_f74b1a16562d2ab15fdb6537913bae4b)
Just what I always wanted! It will go great with my Nail Bunny plushie.
(http://images.coplusk.net/project_images/66271/image/full_NailBunny4.jpg)
I WANT ONE.
This is my aunt.
Phone call from my mom in 3...2...1....
(http://i.imgur.com/gnE9mME.png)
Quote from: The Suu on October 23, 2014, 11:26:14 AM
This is my aunt.
Phone call from my mom in 3...2...1....
(http://i.imgur.com/gnE9mME.png)
Hahaaaaaaaaah!
Well played!
You got the tone just right!
Quote from: The Suu on October 23, 2014, 11:26:14 AM
This is my aunt.
Phone call from my mom in 3...2...1....
(http://i.imgur.com/gnE9mME.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10417013_10101843827656583_7659538486347007664_n.jpg?oh=3e950f6401c238ce59fa47b778a4c468&oe=54E49764&__gda__=1424966258_10980296b81a7d5ae62588ff9516c233)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2014, 06:23:17 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10417013_10101843827656583_7659538486347007664_n.jpg?oh=3e950f6401c238ce59fa47b778a4c468&oe=54E49764&__gda__=1424966258_10980296b81a7d5ae62588ff9516c233)
WOW. :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2014, 06:23:17 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10417013_10101843827656583_7659538486347007664_n.jpg?oh=3e950f6401c238ce59fa47b778a4c468&oe=54E49764&__gda__=1424966258_10980296b81a7d5ae62588ff9516c233)
Oh holy shit!
:spittake:
:aaa:
(https://i.imgur.com/H3D7FBN.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzWKdaMCcAAj5sD.jpg)
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 25, 2014, 01:03:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/H3D7FBN.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzWKdaMCcAAj5sD.jpg)
That first one. I need to repost that EVERYWHERE.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c99d19a33536107fe0ff85168a69f10f/tumblr_ndmagb837K1qe7o0ko4_500.png)
There was a pumpkin carving contest at the brewery today. My entry was titled "The Treachery of Gourds"
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-9DKunzeAlmE/VExhsQ-RWZI/AAAAAAAABds/2pKRHx_JUKw/w479-h851-no/IMG_20141025_185048190.jpg)
ceci n'est pas un potiron translates to "this is not a pumpkin"
Following Rene Magritte's famous The Treachery of Images, I thought taking it one step further by carving a pumpkin with the phrase "this is not a pumpkin" on an actual pumpkin, thereby making the statement both true and not true, was a guaranteed victory. I was mistaken for several reasons. I suck at carving pumpkins, and perhaps more shockingly, not a whole lot of folks are familiar with early 20th century Belgian surrealism.
Luckily the day was saved. My sister won the contest, because she's actually artistically talented, and the ridicule that I received for my gross error in judgment was not only hilarious, but well deserved.
I should have developed my back-up ideas further, which were:
It's Pumpkins All the Way Down
and
A Mandelbrot Squash
That's awesome. :eek:
stealing the orc one. YOINK!
(http://i.imgur.com/IrWJ5mx.jpg)
beat me to it, Suu. Jesus christ.
Proof that Western colonialists can trivialize ANYTHING.
Could just be a case of whistling past the graveyard.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/q92/p480x480/10676209_291769867683531_6434501820956938751_n.jpg?oh=56d8f4a5843ff6d7ccbab54ce93f4393&oe=54E140BF&__gda__=1420691129_eddd9bea1f918959f38a9084338e1a85)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2014, 12:49:33 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/q92/p480x480/10676209_291769867683531_6434501820956938751_n.jpg?oh=56d8f4a5843ff6d7ccbab54ce93f4393&oe=54E140BF&__gda__=1420691129_eddd9bea1f918959f38a9084338e1a85)
:lulz:
That's awesome.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1925098_458721954266530_4720690391163749215_n.jpg?oh=1c6e68aa93c3fd5a052b4bdac4d142d2&oe=54F262D5&__gda__=1424148395_d69b0f10d82cf6dbabab99ed5166e095)
LOL.
Cain,
got the reference.
Nightmare fuel.
(http://9/10314477_953927591294919_5214461630012488089_n.jpg?oh=1a8536ffacaef5b4ee90e036902a2e71&oe=54DFB689)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2014, 09:21:45 PM
Nightmare fuel.
(http://9/10314477_953927591294919_5214461630012488089_n.jpg?oh=1a8536ffacaef5b4ee90e036902a2e71&oe=54DFB689)
EDIT: The pic was too awful for the software.
So have this instead:
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1380818_10154796581940501_2536572238935664814_n.jpg?oh=b63566f94c157d0ba107d2a700342662&oe=54EB1796)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2014, 10:06:19 PM
So have this instead:
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1380818_10154796581940501_2536572238935664814_n.jpg?oh=b63566f94c157d0ba107d2a700342662&oe=54EB1796)
:lulz:
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/d3e835d1f483cea65b9c61c8690f589e/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o6_r1_500.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/ea652c44dfcdfa6db80982254b3e4e6e/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o5_r2_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5ea02c335136bfc5cf015c102226bc49/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o4_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a0aa3d0ee32cece461e35987e171ac61/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o1_r3_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/354fc08dc6ae18c8ac16d5193cd072a5/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o3_500.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/eefb0def7fbb01f3f159ddbf0ec78e28/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o7_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5aabdd856315c9615509728465571835/tumblr_mge5jfIGpr1qhncn1o2_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hv8yyS161recxqso1_400.jpg)
My friends Brittany and Joshua at an early Halloween party.
Caption provided by me.
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/485621_10105245243676473_4059514081901955794_n.jpg?oh=9932f2f76bb396d722ab01585846b6a7&oe=54EE9C93)
NSFL (https://33.media.tumblr.com/d783846bb559542be099639c756a7f40/tumblr_ncn1t4zxoH1qh31n7o1_500.jpg)
Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.
http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg
NSFW.
Quote from: The Suu on October 28, 2014, 09:54:37 PM
Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.
http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg
NSFW.
They were selling Baby Jesus Buttplugs at the triple T truckstop in Tucson from 2005-2009. It was a thing here, IIRC.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 10:27:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on October 28, 2014, 09:54:37 PM
Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.
http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg
NSFW.
They were selling Baby Jesus Buttplugs at the triple T truckstop in Tucson from 2005-2009. It was a thing here, IIRC.
Well you know. Tucson. They probably invented it. Or they were specifically designed with Tucson in mind.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 26, 2014, 02:06:09 AM
There was a pumpkin carving contest at the brewery today. My entry was titled "The Treachery of Gourds"
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-9DKunzeAlmE/VExhsQ-RWZI/AAAAAAAABds/2pKRHx_JUKw/w479-h851-no/IMG_20141025_185048190.jpg)
ceci n'est pas un potiron translates to "this is not a pumpkin"
Following Rene Magritte's famous The Treachery of Images, I thought taking it one step further by carving a pumpkin with the phrase "this is not a pumpkin" on an actual pumpkin, thereby making the statement both true and not true, was a guaranteed victory. I was mistaken for several reasons. I suck at carving pumpkins, and perhaps more shockingly, not a whole lot of folks are familiar with early 20th century Belgian surrealism.
Luckily the day was saved. My sister won the contest, because she's actually artistically talented, and the ridicule that I received for my gross error in judgment was not only hilarious, but well deserved.
I think that's HILARIOUS.
Quote from: The Suu on October 28, 2014, 09:54:37 PM
Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.
http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg
NSFW.
I love Carlton Mellick III! He's delightful. The Haunted Vagina was really really good.
Quote from: The Suu on October 29, 2014, 12:05:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2014, 10:27:52 PM
Quote from: The Suu on October 28, 2014, 09:54:37 PM
Every now and then, the internet throws me a curveball.
http://carltonmellick.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bjbp.jpg
NSFW.
They were selling Baby Jesus Buttplugs at the triple T truckstop in Tucson from 2005-2009. It was a thing here, IIRC.
Well you know. Tucson. They probably invented it. Or they were specifically designed with Tucson in mind.
Oakland, California! Which is not entirely unlike Tucson.
http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php (NSFW!!!)
Actual homework from today (I was tired and shit started to go sideways by page four of causal loop diagramming archetype examples):
(http://s25.postimg.org/jc8cd7r1b/2014_10_28_15_02_57.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/2CB8673F-0293-4A60-AD3E-D5C45B28BE54_zps7iw83kom.jpg)
:lulz: Extremely useful.
In the halloween spirit
(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/I/Q/1/d/a.baa-Funny-halloween-costume.jpg)
:lulz: That poor dog.
Also, not funny but incredible: (linked because you have to see it full size)
https://i.imgur.com/CyYEYCZ.jpg
(http://www.godlessnegress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Funny-God1.jpg)
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/l/t1.0-9/10420310_10201811995899976_5983951374376596054_n.jpg?oh=91bcb7568a54d6088c153579eeb9dc31&oe=54B15120)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bz2fFJ0CQAAtCsJ.jpg)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/91f463c1806dcff165fb107602035b9b/tumblr_msurjloh7A1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1374068_294661100727741_9119628200865926494_n.jpg?oh=881afbc183b395d885379a93ab04913e&oe=54AB8561&__gda__=1425028256_bb427355b5504978e449de8d02ef1620)
Emote-worthy?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10676359_10152782500423232_8564005988866929350_n.jpg?oh=deb944b97d43f790c8d9ec45198b2d72&oe=54F16691&__gda__=1424286087_35cfed5ce1db3c50ac75f404d7f8b2f3)
:lulz: I'm for it.
Seconded.
:scientist:
:scientist:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2014, 05:28:25 PM
:scientist:
:scientist:
KICK ASS!!!
I also kinda feel like we could use this, unless we already have a :SCIENCE: emote, which we probably do:
(http://i.imgur.com/kBAIkO6.gif)
That is strangely mesmerizing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 02:42:06 AM
That is strangely mesmerizing.
I know, right? Especially the seductive eyebrows.
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 04, 2014, 02:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 02:42:06 AM
That is strangely mesmerizing.
I know, right? Especially the seductive eyebrows.
I am as straight as a steel yardstick, and I ain't ashamed to say that I have the strangest boner right now.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 02:56:50 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 04, 2014, 02:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2014, 02:42:06 AM
That is strangely mesmerizing.
I know, right? Especially the seductive eyebrows.
I am as straight as a steel yardstick, and I ain't ashamed to say that I have the strangest boner right now.
:lulz:
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/6B5AD26E-5B03-4318-AB1B-5262A725DE3A_zpsrh3vopyv.jpg)
This boy, who lived, survived the encounter with nothing mot than a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt. More details at ten
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10388576_1560259770853033_5025120750218539401_n.jpg?oh=8ba10db59a513a526d73162f9ce027d5&oe=54D29374&__gda__=1424745803_93e89a611e65c3e58af3704321f3e799)
I'm am 95% certain this never happened, but I'm sharing it anyway because of that 5% chance it's not.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/31b6bfd9eeb4c42d5aba5554781f1d51/tumblr_ncwyabdisu1tslj7ro1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2014, 07:55:12 AM
I'm am 95% certain this never happened, but I'm sharing it anyway because of that 5% chance it's not.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/31b6bfd9eeb4c42d5aba5554781f1d51/tumblr_ncwyabdisu1tslj7ro1_1280.jpg)
Its quite a psychoanalitical trope related too:
The son wishes to chastise the father for betraying the mother, but gets compensated by the satiation of his perversion which is hentai (which at the same time is named by the father as not manly enough, counter chastising the son).
Twist of story: the son ends up banging the mother, then they cut off the fathers genitals, cook them and eat it, thus accomplishing each and all 4channers incestuous fantasy and resolving paternal and authority issues simultaneously.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ea5e5b5a8f2912a26933623a5cb4405d/tumblr_nep3g9187F1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/465a314b6b71f217d33ad6807938a226/tumblr_inline_n1a5579MCH1rros46.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on November 08, 2014, 02:59:49 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/465a314b6b71f217d33ad6807938a226/tumblr_inline_n1a5579MCH1rros46.jpg)
That's pretty gangsta.
Quote from: Trivial on November 08, 2014, 02:59:49 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/465a314b6b71f217d33ad6807938a226/tumblr_inline_n1a5579MCH1rros46.jpg)
I want to hang out with that guy.
Quote from: Trivial on November 08, 2014, 02:59:49 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/465a314b6b71f217d33ad6807938a226/tumblr_inline_n1a5579MCH1rros46.jpg)
This is me I'm 30 years.
Just you watch.
Quote from: Alty on November 08, 2014, 10:04:58 PM
Quote from: Trivial on November 08, 2014, 02:59:49 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/465a314b6b71f217d33ad6807938a226/tumblr_inline_n1a5579MCH1rros46.jpg)
This is me I'm 30 years.
Just you watch.
It's going to be AWESOME.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 08, 2014, 12:56:45 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ea5e5b5a8f2912a26933623a5cb4405d/tumblr_nep3g9187F1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Can't read, too tiny.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2594c81a581a92123330ed3cf00aa60b/tumblr_nerv7e5efq1s2yegdo1_400.gif)
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 09, 2014, 10:41:43 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 08, 2014, 12:56:45 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ea5e5b5a8f2912a26933623a5cb4405d/tumblr_nep3g9187F1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Can't read, too tiny.
(http://www.spd.org/images/blog/Details%20Wild%20Palms.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 10, 2014, 12:30:55 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 09, 2014, 10:41:43 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 08, 2014, 12:56:45 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ea5e5b5a8f2912a26933623a5cb4405d/tumblr_nep3g9187F1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Can't read, too tiny.
(http://www.spd.org/images/blog/Details%20Wild%20Palms.jpg)
Thanks.
What the hell is that?!
Very disturbing. I'm not sure if the last 3 panels make it more or less disturbing.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 10, 2014, 12:30:06 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2594c81a581a92123330ed3cf00aa60b/tumblr_nerv7e5efq1s2yegdo1_400.gif)
Now that's funny.
(http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/twerking-miley-cyrus-turkey.gif)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/541539_10205488610922794_2500949753999073772_n.jpg?oh=59182599c9ca4fa0f157e1af9789f6c0&oe=551E846B&__gda__=1423088311_cac8fbdadc864c58ce5d16f321cc1a87)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-eKZNkyMZspk/VGDg3BqPluI/AAAAAAAABQ8/abqONIXOgmA/w606-h580-no/14%2B-%2B1)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2014, 02:47:48 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/541539_10205488610922794_2500949753999073772_n.jpg?oh=59182599c9ca4fa0f157e1af9789f6c0&oe=551E846B&__gda__=1423088311_cac8fbdadc864c58ce5d16f321cc1a87)
WANT.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2014, 02:50:29 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-eKZNkyMZspk/VGDg3BqPluI/AAAAAAAABQ8/abqONIXOgmA/w606-h580-no/14%2B-%2B1)
:lulz:
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 10, 2014, 03:37:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2014, 02:47:48 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/541539_10205488610922794_2500949753999073772_n.jpg?oh=59182599c9ca4fa0f157e1af9789f6c0&oe=551E846B&__gda__=1423088311_cac8fbdadc864c58ce5d16f321cc1a87)
WANT.
SECONDED!
Have your people call my people, we'll talk.
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 10, 2014, 12:41:40 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 10, 2014, 12:30:55 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 09, 2014, 10:41:43 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 08, 2014, 12:56:45 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ea5e5b5a8f2912a26933623a5cb4405d/tumblr_nep3g9187F1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Can't read, too tiny.
(http://www.spd.org/images/blog/Details%20Wild%20Palms.jpg)
Thanks.
What the hell is that?!
Very disturbing. I'm not sure if the last 3 panels make it more or less disturbing.
It was an ongoing comic for a while, that got made into a six-episode miniseries in 1992.
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/82e649179dd9083fec45736c608c15f6/tumblr_neou675gqu1rlpicfo1_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3bb4625446edccda18219637b674d2d2/tumblr_neml7pxYCV1qep5zro1_400.gif)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/58b14d2c32d933a2018ffd2e8cf8ef51/tumblr_mz1rfjCJgC1r9njzwo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: rong on November 10, 2014, 10:44:44 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3bb4625446edccda18219637b674d2d2/tumblr_neml7pxYCV1qep5zro1_400.gif)
WTF :lulz:
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/16692_10203394089279240_8464154680180951698_n.jpg?oh=943337eaeb13a1e49aac81805a1ead24&oe=54D6F783)
Your tax dollars hard at work.
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/F/Fl/fark_Fld8EZ959NsH1X0EWLKE0j5wjIU.jpg?t=8IJaIxoakbGWprMvvD59xw&f=1416200400)
There are the only pre-Thanksgiving Xmas decorations I approve of:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10435906_887970527888329_1097100608045282327_n.jpg?oh=16ae7f0ec23c389a6b14075e7c5a8846&oe=54E937A3&__gda__=1424071451_5705b9068dd524eaae23be0ffc9bedf1)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 11, 2014, 11:59:36 AM
There are the only pre-Thanksgiving Xmas decorations I approve of:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10435906_887970527888329_1097100608045282327_n.jpg?oh=16ae7f0ec23c389a6b14075e7c5a8846&oe=54E937A3&__gda__=1424071451_5705b9068dd524eaae23be0ffc9bedf1)
Whoa, umm... :lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10470892_807775999260508_4183058449414627647_n.jpg?oh=ef24236914593d555bd7400ee87399be&oe=54DF108F&__gda__=1424129030_cfb06c0f2acc34880def02fce088d71b)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2014, 04:28:01 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10470892_807775999260508_4183058449414627647_n.jpg?oh=ef24236914593d555bd7400ee87399be&oe=54DF108F&__gda__=1424129030_cfb06c0f2acc34880def02fce088d71b)
:lulz:
Found this and need to use it in a discussion some time.
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/j/j2/fark_j2m7ekVP2BJzbp5LPvpSZkPP3wE.gif?t=Dz0ARrDtbxr2awHPDytK1A&f=1416200400)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/unnamed2_zps98d60020.jpg)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/unnamed_zpsf00e7e51.jpg)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/unnamed1_zps96678916.jpg)
:lulz:
Added a new emote:
:notfunny:
:notfunny:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 16, 2014, 11:27:34 PM
Added a new emote:
:notfunny:
:notfunny:
I don't know who that is, but I will find it useful.
A day in the life of Nigel:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-NACixWDh7RM/VGnx0FD9feI/AAAAAAAABTU/29RygHorNMY/w760-h596-no/14%2B-%2B1)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/1e06c5d5c294b84df3a792537ff3f329/tumblr_nf8oq9wLsY1qewacoo1_400.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/183a601d05cef4dd9032d264c0bf41ce/tumblr_nf8oq9wLsY1qewacoo2_400.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/8c317c112b9254b9967f4ddcf3077921/tumblr_nf8oq9wLsY1qewacoo3_400.png)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 17, 2014, 11:55:47 AM
A day in the life of Nigel:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-NACixWDh7RM/VGnx0FD9feI/AAAAAAAABTU/29RygHorNMY/w760-h596-no/14%2B-%2B1)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2014, 01:03:15 AM
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/16692_10203394089279240_8464154680180951698_n.jpg?oh=943337eaeb13a1e49aac81805a1ead24&oe=54D6F783)
Your tax dollars hard at work.
:horrormirth:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/f2ae4bd5ffbcd16f2067af4d9b797152/tumblr_mhivpaD0Nv1s0kvwqo1_500.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/GodsCrackerBarrelGirls_zps1a9b6199.png)
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2014, 12:06:08 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/GodsCrackerBarrelGirls_zps1a9b6199.png)
Christ, what an asshole.
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 22, 2014, 12:32:13 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2014, 12:06:08 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/GodsCrackerBarrelGirls_zps1a9b6199.png)
Christ, what an asshole.
:lulz:
True fact: I started employing the 'Christ what an asshole' meme to one of my coworkers, in response to most things he said. One month later he goes on vacation. He calls out sick the week after. He shows up for 45 minutes the following Monday, leaves early, calls in sick the rest of the week. He goes on vacation, arranges Family Medical Leave Act. I haven't seen him since August. We have begun accepting that he is a cautionary tale we tell our new coworker, who is fully trained and operating, and has simply never met this other person.
:eek:
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/909e78d5232005d2204fd7de43a8d6bd/tumblr_ncgge6gXa71tm8x2vo1_r3_500.png)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 22, 2014, 08:35:51 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/909e78d5232005d2204fd7de43a8d6bd/tumblr_ncgge6gXa71tm8x2vo1_r3_500.png)
Nice, like a horrific warning :lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on November 23, 2014, 04:07:47 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 22, 2014, 08:35:51 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/909e78d5232005d2204fd7de43a8d6bd/tumblr_ncgge6gXa71tm8x2vo1_r3_500.png)
Nice, like a horrific warning :lulz:
In my mind this is the poster for the anime someone would make about the Peter Griffin beating up a giant chicken sketch.
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 23, 2014, 04:26:04 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on November 23, 2014, 04:07:47 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 22, 2014, 08:35:51 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/909e78d5232005d2204fd7de43a8d6bd/tumblr_ncgge6gXa71tm8x2vo1_r3_500.png)
Nice, like a horrific warning :lulz:
In my mind this is the poster for the anime someone would make about the Peter Griffin beating up a giant chicken sketch.
Yea, and it takes place in Miami round a cock-fighting ring.
Quote from: axod on November 23, 2014, 07:51:29 PM
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on November 23, 2014, 04:26:04 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on November 23, 2014, 04:07:47 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 22, 2014, 08:35:51 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/909e78d5232005d2204fd7de43a8d6bd/tumblr_ncgge6gXa71tm8x2vo1_r3_500.png)
Nice, like a horrific warning :lulz:
In my mind this is the poster for the anime someone would make about the Peter Griffin beating up a giant chicken sketch.
Yea, and it takes place in Miami round a cock-fighting ring.
I first read that as a cock-ring fight. It was a disconcerting couple of seconds.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 22, 2014, 03:33:19 AM
True fact: I started employing the 'Christ what an asshole' meme to one of my coworkers, in response to most things he said. One month later he goes on vacation. He calls out sick the week after. He shows up for 45 minutes the following Monday, leaves early, calls in sick the rest of the week. He goes on vacation, arranges Family Medical Leave Act. I haven't seen him since August. We have begun accepting that he is a cautionary tale we tell our new coworker, who is fully trained and operating, and has simply never met this other person.
:eek:
How can I apply for this position?
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 24, 2014, 04:36:26 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 24, 2014, 08:48:47 PM
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:crankey:
Yeah, fukken chest-surgeons! They deserve more hate!
Did you hear he is also one of the patron saints of the church of go the fuck outside?
Quote from: http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1639.html
Walking is man's best medicine.
Hippocrates
Greek physician (460 BC - 377 BC)
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Maybe he lost in a wrestling match against Putin...
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 24, 2014, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 24, 2014, 08:48:47 PM
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:crankey:
Yeah, fukken chest-surgeons! They deserve more hate!
Did you hear he is also one of the patron saints of the church of go the fuck outside?
Quote from: http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1639.html
Walking is man's best medicine.
Hippocrates
Greek physician (460 BC - 377 BC)
I had no idea!
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 24, 2014, 08:48:47 PM
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THAT FUCKER
I CAN SEE WHY EVERYONE HATES HIM SO MUCH
JUST LOOK AT THIS SMUG MOTHERFUCKER:
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FUCKIN' HIPPOCRATES.
DO NO HARM?
DO NO HARM?
FUCK YOU WITH YOUR DO NO HARM.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 12:08:31 AM
DO NO HARM?
DO NO HARM?
FUCK YOU WITH YOUR DO NO HARM.
Hippocrates would have HATED America.
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 25, 2014, 12:10:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 12:08:31 AM
DO NO HARM?
DO NO HARM?
FUCK YOU WITH YOUR DO NO HARM.
Hippocrates would have HATED America.
Yeah, well, we don't like him, either. With his liberal hippie notions. All those French guys are the same.
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:lulz:
Jenny McCarthy is coming to New Bedford. The theater wanted suggestions for their event cocktail. My submission:
The Rubella Inoculation
1 part vodka
1 part vaccine
0 parts Autism
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2014, 12:59:06 AM
:lulz:
Jenny McCarthy is coming to New Bedford. The theater wanted suggestions for their event cocktail. My submission:
The Rubella Inoculation
1 part vodka
1 part vaccine
0 parts Autism
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2014, 12:59:06 AM
:lulz:
Jenny McCarthy is coming to New Bedford. The theater wanted suggestions for their event cocktail. My submission:
The Rubella Inoculation
1 part vodka
1 part vaccine
0 parts Autism
1 part gin
1 part gluten
0 parts ebola
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 22, 2014, 08:35:51 PM
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Japanese version of Hotline Miami? I like it. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 24, 2014, 04:36:26 PM
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:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 25, 2014, 12:10:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 12:08:31 AM
DO NO HARM?
DO NO HARM?
FUCK YOU WITH YOUR DO NO HARM.
Hippocrates would have HATED America.
Yeah, well, we don't like him, either. With his liberal hippie notions. All those French guys are the same.
Wait.
I thought he was Belgian?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 12:52:24 AM
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I AM LAUGHING UNTIL I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING.
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Thought I'd add more
I'm dying over here.
These do not get old. :lol:
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It took me a couple minutes to realize they are trying to say cologne and that it wasn't another weird internet thing :lol:
Wait, they're talking about cologne?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 26, 2014, 01:40:25 PM
Wait, they're talking about cologne?
I thought they were talking about Panama. http://en.travelpanama.eu/bocas/colon-island.html
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sides hurt a bit. Colon!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahaaa
I initially wondered if this was some kind of elaborate Twitter troll, like kids pretending they didn't know who Osama Bin Laden was after he was killed.
Alas, no. I found articles going back over 3 years talking about Twitter's "colon" obsession, and at least two Twitter accounts devoted to updating the masses on Twitter's love of colons.
So then /eau de toilette/ must be the lighter variant, for the fairer sex.
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2014, 07:14:40 AM
I initially wondered if this was some kind of elaborate Twitter troll, like kids pretending they didn't know who Osama Bin Laden was after he was killed.
Alas, no. I found articles going back over 3 years talking about Twitter's "colon" obsession, and at least two Twitter accounts devoted to updating the masses on Twitter's love of colons.
LINKS PLS
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 26, 2014, 06:09:13 PM
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LMFAO...I'm giggling like a madman at this.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2014, 07:14:40 AM
I initially wondered if this was some kind of elaborate Twitter troll, like kids pretending they didn't know who Osama Bin Laden was after he was killed.
Alas, no. I found articles going back over 3 years talking about Twitter's "colon" obsession, and at least two Twitter accounts devoted to updating the masses on Twitter's love of colons.
LINKS PLS
https://twitter.com/coloncologne
https://twitter.com/colonsmellsgood
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2014, 06:04:41 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2014, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2014, 07:14:40 AM
I initially wondered if this was some kind of elaborate Twitter troll, like kids pretending they didn't know who Osama Bin Laden was after he was killed.
Alas, no. I found articles going back over 3 years talking about Twitter's "colon" obsession, and at least two Twitter accounts devoted to updating the masses on Twitter's love of colons.
LINKS PLS
https://twitter.com/coloncologne
https://twitter.com/colonsmellsgood
:lulz: Thanks!
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 28, 2014, 04:58:00 PM
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UNGH!
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I'm fine.
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:lulz:
Quote from: Trivial on November 29, 2014, 09:25:07 PM
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:lulz:
Like, swords used to have cross-guards to prevent slipping-up of the hands while thrusting, or slide-downs from the opponents swords...
It seems realy silly, cause sabers arent heavy and the cross-guard wouldnt prevent a slide down.
I dont get it. :?
Quote from: Trivial on November 29, 2014, 07:37:20 PM
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I'm fine.
Is that flick of the wrist an act of nonchalance, or could it be a signal?
Quote from: The Johnny on November 29, 2014, 10:34:49 PM
Quote from: Trivial on November 29, 2014, 09:25:07 PM
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:lulz:
Like, swords used to have cross-guards to prevent slipping-up of the hands while thrusting, or slide-downs from the opponents swords...
It seems realy silly, cause sabers arent heavy and the cross-guard wouldnt prevent a slide down.
I dont get it. :?
I'm thinking it must just be a demonstration having something to do with orthogonal distance-standing techniques. Like comparing shotokan to later competitive styles of karate, or something. It's all about posture.
Quote from: The Johnny on November 29, 2014, 10:34:49 PM
Quote from: Trivial on November 29, 2014, 09:25:07 PM
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:lulz:
Like, swords used to have cross-guards to prevent slipping-up of the hands while thrusting, or slide-downs from the opponents swords...
It seems realy silly, cause sabers arent heavy and the cross-guard wouldnt prevent a slide down.
I dont get it. :?
:lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Johnny on November 29, 2014, 10:34:49 PM
Quote from: Trivial on November 29, 2014, 09:25:07 PM
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Like, swords used to have cross-guards to prevent slipping-up of the hands while thrusting, or slide-downs from the opponents swords...
It seems realy silly, cause sabers arent heavy and the cross-guard wouldnt prevent a slide down.
I dont get it. :?
Dude. :lulz:
Some jokes are timeless.
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:lulz:
In other news, the people that like star wars way more than me said those are more like exhaust ports as he's using a crystal that is too powerful for regular saber use. In the books I guess.
Fuck the books.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 06:32:04 PM
Fuck the books.
Hey now, The Thrawn Trilogy and Hand of Thrawn Duology by Timothy Zahn were all excellent.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 06:32:04 PM
Fuck the books.
I'm pretty sure that was exactly what Lucas said when he was in the middle of selling it all.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 06:32:04 PM
Fuck the books.
Hey now, The Thrawn Trilogy and Hand of Thrawn Duology by Timothy Zahn were all excellent.
I agree with the Red Letter Media reviews: if it isn't onscreen, I don't care.
Quote from: Trivial on December 01, 2014, 06:17:57 PM
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This one. I want this one.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 06:32:04 PM
Fuck the books.
Hey now, The Thrawn Trilogy and Hand of Thrawn Duology by Timothy Zahn were all excellent.
I agree with the Red Letter Media reviews: if it isn't onscreen, I don't care.
But what about my Star Wars Murder Mystery! :cry:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 09:25:52 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 01, 2014, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 01, 2014, 06:32:04 PM
Fuck the books.
Hey now, The Thrawn Trilogy and Hand of Thrawn Duology by Timothy Zahn were all excellent.
I agree with the Red Letter Media reviews: if it isn't onscreen, I don't care.
But what about my Star Wars Murder Mystery! :cry:
Oh that's different.
That and the Holiday Special get a free pass.
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While it's an amusing PWW, I can't find any evidence Palin actually said this.
Yeah - while it does accurately sum up her position, that's not the sort of idiom and language she normally uses.
That said, searching for it did net me this awesome Daily Currant article (yes, I know the Currant is satire): http://dailycurrant.com/2014/11/20/sarah-palin-send-immigrants-back-across-ocean-to-mexico/
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2014, 06:52:20 AM
While it's an amusing PWW, I can't find any evidence Palin actually said this.
I know. I checked this morning, and it comes from a fake Sara Palin Quote site.
I hate those fuckers, because this was a work of ART.
:argh!: :cry:
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2014, 09:03:47 AM
Yeah - while it does accurately sum up her position, that's not the sort of idiom and language she normally uses.
That said, searching for it did net me this awesome Daily Currant article (yes, I know the Currant is satire): http://dailycurrant.com/2014/11/20/sarah-palin-send-immigrants-back-across-ocean-to-mexico/
Only the wisdom of ALASKA knoes that Rio Grande translates to Huge Ocean, Caine you should know better with that much educations
Someone I know is constantly posting satire articles, frequently involving Sarah Palin, and getting all outraged about things that never happened. Drives me nuts, so I'm extra sensitized to detect fake political quotes now. :lol:
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Scary muppets make me sad. Here's a bird with arms.
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:lulz:
In other news, the people that like star wars way more than me said those are more like exhaust ports as he's using a crystal that is too powerful for regular saber use. In the books I guess.
So, someone was charging that crystal something fierce, then?
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AMERICAHHHHHHHHHHHH
i) proof of principle
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 06, 2014, 09:32:59 PM
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Derrida rolls Foucault's testamentary eye. It's an uphill battle, eventually reaching full parallax. Only to start again, rounding over the tumult of heaven's lathe.
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Parallax... Great...
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ALL THE NIGELS
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 09, 2014, 02:03:54 AM
ALL THE NIGELS
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This is beautiful. I've never seen this artist before, but whoever they are I LOVE THEM.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 29, 2014, 02:56:09 PM
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I feel it necessary to say that the egg aisle at city market in my old home Breck doesn't look anything like this. "King Soopers" is just the chain and gas station next door.
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So there's rumors he's going to run for president still.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:44:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 09, 2014, 02:03:54 AM
ALL THE NIGELS
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This is beautiful. I've never seen this artist before, but whoever they are I LOVE THEM.
Yeah, it's kind of awesome.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 29, 2014, 02:56:09 PM
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I don't quite understand this one.
Seen it before and I'm pretty sure it's a caption generated by a deep learning net
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Not a fedora! :argh!:
Having said that, I clearly need to start making My Little Pony trilbys.
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-fleshlights-that-frighten-us-nsfw/creepy-my-little-pony/
http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/
Now "My Little Pony Sex Doll" is in my search history.
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 11, 2014, 03:06:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-fleshlights-that-frighten-us-nsfw/creepy-my-little-pony/
http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/
Now "My Little Pony Sex Doll" is in my search history.
It's for science.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 03:07:33 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 11, 2014, 03:06:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-fleshlights-that-frighten-us-nsfw/creepy-my-little-pony/
http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/
Now "My Little Pony Sex Doll" is in my search history.
It's for science.
And to give the guys and gals at the NSA something to laugh at this afternoon.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
No need to, I think I posted it here last year.
Because I don't mind looking for that kind of thing.
Quote from: Trivial on December 11, 2014, 11:36:40 AM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/463807a928142eee1b0c54f5706f524a/tumblr_n12jogVuDy1qfl3v4o1_1280.jpg)
So, 99.9999% odds that Le Dark Memer is a troll/satirist. A really, really fucking funny one.
That occurred to me.
"I received a stare from every female I saw the first day I wore it."
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 08:36:55 PM
That occurred to me.
"I received a stare from every female I saw the first day I wore it."
It's beautiful. It's perfect. I want to believe.
All signs that it can't be real. :lulz: But it's really fucking good.
I suspect trollery:
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/6996d4bb057781b2d27a83e997aece21/tumblr_n25yreBlVh1rfrdydo1_1280.png)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ed7e79f882ed83a9b0615bd1e826564d/tumblr_n2hkuyvSNH1rkfksyo1_1280.png)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/b6ce9cc9d49119023e061105374eeb1f/tumblr_mzzd80AVGI1s3rp6do2_400.jpg)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/a1517b5d9f7350ddda9cc8d6d2f3934d/tumblr_n1gssixzQf1rqsnl8o1_500.png)
I love them.
It's so hard to tell. The legitimate MRA/bronies aren't much different.
(http://www.critical-theory.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Camus-Candyland-1.jpg)
(http://www.critical-theory.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Camus-Candyland-2.jpg)
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 11, 2014, 03:06:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-fleshlights-that-frighten-us-nsfw/creepy-my-little-pony/
http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/
Now "My Little Pony Sex Doll" is in my search history.
My Chrome redirects to a blank page after 3 seconds, protecting me from poor viewing decisions!
Quote from: The Johnny on December 12, 2014, 03:05:45 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 11, 2014, 03:06:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2014, 02:56:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 11, 2014, 02:23:47 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on December 11, 2014, 01:54:03 PM
I think more money can be made with MLP/Fleshlight fusions. The My Little Pony manifestation of the Real Doll.
That sounds like work.
That sounds like something that some fucker must have already done. I'd be AMAZED if not but I'm sure as fuck not going looking for this.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-fleshlights-that-frighten-us-nsfw/creepy-my-little-pony/
http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/
Now "My Little Pony Sex Doll" is in my search history.
My Chrome redirects to a blank page after 3 seconds, protecting me from poor viewing decisions!
Chrome is kind to you.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 11, 2014, 11:32:34 PM
(http://www.critical-theory.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Camus-Candyland-1.jpg)
(http://www.critical-theory.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Camus-Candyland-2.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Ce n'est pas ca Beuvoir.
how does one post gif?
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a9MOVEK_460sv.mp4)
Is mp4 (video file) not gif
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/l/t1.0-9/1546418_10203345000961084_7987013648608176516_n.jpg?oh=937521069236ed01d307ed78224e14fc&oe=5544FC3E)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10846262_10152898305369513_33335536305540782_n.jpg?oh=cbc358bac223ad0e71d24cf41ab673c9&oe=554541B4&__gda__=1427219304_e7c9140ebac3feaaa66bcee03ba766ba)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 14, 2014, 11:05:42 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10846262_10152898305369513_33335536305540782_n.jpg?oh=cbc358bac223ad0e71d24cf41ab673c9&oe=554541B4&__gda__=1427219304_e7c9140ebac3feaaa66bcee03ba766ba)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I need to repost this in a mommy group.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c974db6207d0eb1c770b18e359939bc3/tumblr_mtgj8lkUNw1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/94eacefdfd3a403c5ebe89192b48e1f1/tumblr_inline_ng66b8BB101r3qkvm.gif)
World's fattest ninja.
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 16, 2014, 09:52:43 AM
World's fattest ninja.
I must break you! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzE9a91Yss)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/388070_10150434217667951_2033817492_n.jpg?oh=f7c0b2aec630b4ba2bea4e6550059c95&oe=5510EBC3&__gda__=1429886280_8c92ed18683765173436de3b5b941111)
Quote from: Trivial on December 15, 2014, 11:57:28 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/94eacefdfd3a403c5ebe89192b48e1f1/tumblr_inline_ng66b8BB101r3qkvm.gif)
Fucking perfect center of balance on the back flip - what with all the momentum - wow. Nice work.
Quote from: Cain on December 16, 2014, 10:32:18 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 16, 2014, 09:52:43 AM
World's fattest ninja.
I must break you! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzE9a91Yss)
It's not that you don't
see fat ninjas, it's that you just don't expect them. In that way, the fat is like a kind of camouflage.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/10850037_733993796684170_533972156791320914_n_zpsbb0f689c.jpg)
#gluten
#gmo
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2u8f7fr.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/x3dc2w.gif)
Actually employing Swiss army knife :lulz:
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aRgD3LM_700b.jpg)
I live here. Is nice.
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 17, 2014, 02:35:08 PM
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aRgD3LM_700b.jpg)
I live here. Is nice.
That's a beautiful place!
We should do something with this.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847974_1006429779373152_7923888543169359342_n.jpg?oh=50f0078ef3bbb9d7dc52a5b5b36d7229&oe=55003281&__gda__=1427093227_d27c091ca97583d36d07bf847fa5d5a0)
Quote from: Hello Waffles on December 17, 2014, 02:35:08 PM
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aRgD3LM_700b.jpg)
I live here. Is nice.
Is look very nice, like design by R. Fludd!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 17, 2014, 04:34:26 PM
We should do something with this.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847974_1006429779373152_7923888543169359342_n.jpg?oh=50f0078ef3bbb9d7dc52a5b5b36d7229&oe=55003281&__gda__=1427093227_d27c091ca97583d36d07bf847fa5d5a0)
:lulz:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/1b309c645da6046053f40d8b17b5fa46/tumblr_ngosryvwOx1rmin5no1_250.gif)
I found another.
FUCK YEAH!
(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10846299_534254126677124_7190608018165687300_n.jpg?oh=3b8a8b5d8ed920a0eaf414cccbf80bab&oe=553A9414)
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10868275_1068126086561305_9170200091939807054_n.jpg?oh=e3e39bf648c6335df688f78f7e8d1375&oe=55427101)
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2014, 01:09:24 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10868275_1068126086561305_9170200091939807054_n.jpg?oh=e3e39bf648c6335df688f78f7e8d1375&oe=55427101)
Sometimes I wish I could grow a beard.
Quote from: Trivial on December 19, 2014, 02:45:57 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2014, 01:09:24 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10868275_1068126086561305_9170200091939807054_n.jpg?oh=e3e39bf648c6335df688f78f7e8d1375&oe=55427101)
Sometimes I wish I could grow a beard.
...mayhem ensues.
A little mayhem from Blue Cross/Blue Shield, showing their love of the public.
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10850264_10152986099696995_2392278698620400138_n.jpg?oh=c498af0b854989218e9d3e767524acc8&oe=553F0830)
:ohsnap:
I love poorly-thought-out public health promotions. :lulz:
Is is unhealthy for that provider to demand escalation. For Christmas, I want them to tango with the venomous serpent of their staff until both are consumed by having lips pulled in, back, out and over their asses, in perpetuity.
(http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/7055/1484/1600/526571/spanish_inquisition.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1725472_621865317924977_2993109035200590988_n.jpg?oh=3e3d95098f5b40d39a51031bf57162d1&oe=5545E1C7)
The person that wrote the caption should be shot, though.
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54549401.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1907345_10202686948929317_8620282746702919667_n.jpg?oh=67938f00047fe72132db09210f429d2b&oe=5535A380&__gda__=1429633803_5210dc829efeb58cc65cedb04855ee19)
(https://thebulletwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/so-many-freedom-bombs.jpg)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/26cc9c3ba587874020db1d1cdf198581/tumblr_nh1rt6YMxk1ql8t12o1_400.gif)
Quote from: Trivial on December 24, 2014, 12:03:45 AM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/26cc9c3ba587874020db1d1cdf198581/tumblr_nh1rt6YMxk1ql8t12o1_400.gif)
GENIUS! :lulz:
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/154178/quickening-o.gif)
Quote from: Trivial on December 24, 2014, 12:03:45 AM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/26cc9c3ba587874020db1d1cdf198581/tumblr_nh1rt6YMxk1ql8t12o1_400.gif)
:lulz: Wow.
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10881605_10152696325563143_8367848470679527388_n.jpg?oh=802b98ab7728be3448cf1deaea0b7e2f&oe=552F8CA9)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 25, 2014, 06:56:56 AM
(https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10881605_10152696325563143_8367848470679527388_n.jpg?oh=802b98ab7728be3448cf1deaea0b7e2f&oe=552F8CA9)
Fucking hook up the punching, Mr. Nick.
A little vintage commemoration
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/80/f7/2580f71644a22db281a8a5b06bb4398d.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d81bdc74971a50e9ede87474ff4d1937/tumblr_mlcto6YCtU1r6f0d9o1_400.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10882089_445797578907445_8167375325897697316_n.jpg?oh=fdae066c28a1eee2f7da81cde6fad120&oe=553E35F0)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 29, 2014, 03:10:17 AM
(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10882089_445797578907445_8167375325897697316_n.jpg?oh=fdae066c28a1eee2f7da81cde6fad120&oe=553E35F0)
:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth:
(http://i.imgur.com/NKrRK3l.jpg)
Holy crap, I was watching this show at that exact time when I came across this picture.
Weird.
Not a joke:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1900060_10152244494537708_193267118_n.jpg?oh=c8c751b55ba0db50ea8f7144bd87a202&oe=553A2D25&__gda__=1425940222_2a9d6c462b1720db894edc70e32e5c63)
http://mashable.com/2014/03/11/gallery-snowless-2014-iditarod/
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 30, 2014, 03:11:59 AM
Not a joke:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1900060_10152244494537708_193267118_n.jpg?oh=c8c751b55ba0db50ea8f7144bd87a202&oe=553A2D25&__gda__=1425940222_2a9d6c462b1720db894edc70e32e5c63)
Oh that's fucked.
CLIMATE CHUNGE ISZZ CONSHPURASHIESSSSSS :chickenhawk: :showus:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10676238_812448678793726_5691278596436658481_n.jpg?oh=01dfbfc2df57c600cc0c03bf60adaf67&oe=54FED124)
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10906153_809860919093777_1375404859437421982_n.jpg?oh=d10931892623451e394701857a1040ff&oe=54FAC12F)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 31, 2014, 04:29:59 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10906153_809860919093777_1375404859437421982_n.jpg?oh=d10931892623451e394701857a1040ff&oe=54FAC12F)
:lulz: I love this.
me sells whack sin nation::lulz::
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2014, 06:12:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 31, 2014, 04:29:59 PM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10906153_809860919093777_1375404859437421982_n.jpg?oh=d10931892623451e394701857a1040ff&oe=54FAC12F)
:lulz: I love this.
:mittens:
If i were a biology teacher, this is how all my study guides would look. So glorious.
(http://www.campidiot.net/dump/photo/Ie_mag.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/f99f6faec56bc4cf91eb40bb471fd0a0/tumblr_n98mjtuzQY1qhh7tbo1_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/c1390f3536238b379d62411f16c596a0/tumblr_mz4qppjuZY1qbar8qo1_500.jpg)
(http://interrete.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/enhanced-buzz-wide-3580-1385080420-21.jpg)
poppycock, this is the best sport ever. ALL HAIL CHESS BOXING! :D
(https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/800/1*KAtN71S9XgPcYD0As2VEQw.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/44a313ff0032512916a4d45fb5cdefd6/tumblr_mv7fzlDcHz1qefopuo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: EL MAESTRO! on January 04, 2015, 03:14:35 AM
poppycock, this is the best sport ever. ALL HAIL CHESS BOXING! :D
And I even missed the golden apple first time round. Just realized it was in the picture, blimey.
Quote from: Trivial on December 30, 2014, 12:06:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NKrRK3l.jpg)
This is fantastic! Many more need to be created from horrid fanfiction!!!!
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ac8ec1b8be440b95847066e773771455/tumblr_n09oio0sPb1rfk9mxo4_1280.png)
Not bad, but Catwoman's costume looks retarded.
I just wanted to remind everyone that someone actually thought this was a sensible thing to write:
(http://i.imgur.com/eSbdgRB.png)
And some equally idiotic people thought this was a good idea:
(http://i.imgur.com/Az8lB18.jpg)
since all of you are obsessed with tumblr...
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a0PDQ4q_700b.jpg)
:lulz:
MUUUURRRIIIICAAAA
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a2P9e0E_700b.jpg)
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a5NARXG_700b.jpg)
...that last one...
:horrormirth:
The true reason I chose my nickname is finally revealed.
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20150107.png)
Is this a safe space to admit that the hamburger gag turns me on more than a little?
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on January 07, 2015, 10:28:24 PM
Is this a safe space to admit that the hamburger gag turns me on more than a little?
Hell, this isn't even a safe space to admit you eat hamburgers.
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on January 07, 2015, 10:28:24 PM
Is this a safe space to admit that the hamburger gag turns me on more than a little?
I could dress up like a Guantanamo Bay prison guard, have some foreplay like waterboarding... or if you are more into policemen, i could taser you and give you some "excessive force" in handcuffs... just think about it ;)
http://explosm.net/rcg
I don't even know why it's funny.
:lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz:
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 02:45:44 AM
http://explosm.net/rcg
I don't even know why it's funny.
:lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz:
does anyone know if there is anything like a formal humor analysis method? something like sentence diagrams?
i know there are different types of jokes - but they should, then, be classifiable, right?
i'm not having much luck with internet searches but it something i randomly get interested in and then forget about.
Quote from: rong on January 08, 2015, 05:13:54 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 02:45:44 AM
http://explosm.net/rcg
I don't even know why it's funny.
:lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz:
does anyone know if there is anything like a formal humor analysis method? something like sentence diagrams?
i know there are different types of jokes - but they should, then, be classifiable, right?
i'm not having much luck with internet searches but it something i randomly get interested in and then forget about.
Yes, there are something like 3 major classes of jokes. I'll try to remember to dig my book out and give you some references to look for.
All of them rely on incongruity or surprise.
I'd like to know what their "random"-ization method is. They seem to be selecting from three collections of first, second and third frames. The first frame is the setup, the third frame is the punchline, and the middle frame is the one between the first frame and the last frame.
It feels to me that too many of them make too much sense to be , like, computer random. More like a person is haphazardly assembling jokes from the sorted parts of other jokes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor_in_Freud (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor_in_Freud)
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 08:32:45 AM
I'd like to know what their "random"-ization method is. They seem to be selecting from three collections of first, second and third frames. The first frame is the setup, the third frame is the punchline, and the middle frame is the one between the first frame and the last frame.
It feels to me that too many of them make too much sense to be , like, computer random. More like a person is haphazardly assembling jokes from the sorted parts of other jokes.
To be honest, I think that's just your pattern-seeking brain finding "sense" where it really is just a random assemblage of first, second, and third frames.
That, and the fact that the comics are drawn from a fairly limited set of subject matter.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2015, 04:20:56 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 08:32:45 AM
I'd like to know what their "random"-ization method is. They seem to be selecting from three collections of first, second and third frames. The first frame is the setup, the third frame is the punchline, and the middle frame is the one between the first frame and the last frame.
It feels to me that too many of them make too much sense to be , like, computer random. More like a person is haphazardly assembling jokes from the sorted parts of other jokes.
To be honest, I think that's just your pattern-seeking brain finding "sense" where it really is just a random assemblage of first, second, and third frames.
Probably. I did notice one frame appearing once as a third frame, and once as a second.
It
is all blue guy on left, green guy on right, with occasional frames of one appearing alone.
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2015, 04:20:56 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 08:32:45 AM
I'd like to know what their "random"-ization method is. They seem to be selecting from three collections of first, second and third frames. The first frame is the setup, the third frame is the punchline, and the middle frame is the one between the first frame and the last frame.
It feels to me that too many of them make too much sense to be , like, computer random. More like a person is haphazardly assembling jokes from the sorted parts of other jokes.
To be honest, I think that's just your pattern-seeking brain finding "sense" where it really is just a random assemblage of first, second, and third frames.
Probably. I did notice one frame appearing once as a third frame, and once as a second.
It is all blue guy on left, green guy on right, with occasional frames of one appearing alone.
Do you read Cyanide & Happiness? Because that shit is just basically pretty interchangeable.
Quote from: rong on January 08, 2015, 05:13:54 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 02:45:44 AM
http://explosm.net/rcg
I don't even know why it's funny.
:lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz: :? :lulz:
does anyone know if there is anything like a formal humor analysis method? something like sentence diagrams?
i know there are different types of jokes - but they should, then, be classifiable, right?
i'm not having much luck with internet searches but it something i randomly get interested in and then forget about.
With regard to theories of humor:
https://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/papers/jokes.cognitive.txt
http://www.lucifer.com/~sasha/articles/humor.html
http://myweb.brooklyn.liu.edu/jlyttle/Humor/Theory.htm
There are several joke generators, of varying degrees of complexity, but none of them really adequately test these models of humor -- because they lack the ability to model enough of the human mind to determine what consitutes novelty or transgression. Most of them are basically just pun generators.
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2015, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2015, 04:20:56 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 08, 2015, 08:32:45 AM
I'd like to know what their "random"-ization method is. They seem to be selecting from three collections of first, second and third frames. The first frame is the setup, the third frame is the punchline, and the middle frame is the one between the first frame and the last frame.
It feels to me that too many of them make too much sense to be , like, computer random. More like a person is haphazardly assembling jokes from the sorted parts of other jokes.
To be honest, I think that's just your pattern-seeking brain finding "sense" where it really is just a random assemblage of first, second, and third frames.
Probably. I did notice one frame appearing once as a third frame, and once as a second.
It is all blue guy on left, green guy on right, with occasional frames of one appearing alone.
Do you read Cyanide & Happiness? Because that shit is just basically pretty interchangeable.
Sometimes, and sometimes.
That blue guy / green guy 3 panel horse has definitely been beaten above and beyond the minimum acceptable amount.
Quote from: Trivial on January 09, 2015, 12:50:33 AM
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Somehow I feel the punch line is sub/supraliminal, in this case. Very crafty.
I think there's a Garfield randomizer that works pretty well, too.
Aha! Here: http://www.bgreco.net/garfield/
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/8efa64cbea32987284547143100560da/tumblr_nh28kesfSX1ql8t12o1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on January 11, 2015, 04:29:05 AM
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:lulz:
The pockets really take it to the next level.
Quote from: Trivial on January 11, 2015, 04:29:05 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/8efa64cbea32987284547143100560da/tumblr_nh28kesfSX1ql8t12o1_1280.jpg)
That guy is
classy. :lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2015, 05:29:26 AM
I think there's a Garfield randomizer that works pretty well, too.
Aha! Here: http://www.bgreco.net/garfield/
Neat! I've driven a few people up the wall with the Explosm randomizer. Time to double down!
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf95b960a63e12b8025cb1be745c2ddf/tumblr_ni03hvvQjJ1u4wnn9o1_500.jpg)
I have a number of 50's cookbooks and I strongly suspect that their taste buds were different back then.
(http://i.imgur.com/cDQhYml.jpg)
Half of those "sex offenders" are likely teens who took nude pics of their boyfriends or girlfriends.
But, that first review... :lulz:
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/41a466476b6e1634302832ccf0e3a9e8/tumblr_n6lwl3v4L21s9gp6yo1_500.png)
:horrormirth:
:lulz:
Although, on looking that up it looks like that person used a track they knew would be muted for copyright violation to create that effect.
Also, saving this reaction GIF here:
(http://i.imgur.com/MmoTW.gif)
Quote from: Trivial on January 13, 2015, 01:11:44 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/41a466476b6e1634302832ccf0e3a9e8/tumblr_n6lwl3v4L21s9gp6yo1_500.png)
:horrormirth:
It's the extended version
Quote from: Trivial on January 13, 2015, 01:11:44 AM
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:horrormirth:
:lulz: Brilliant!
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I love this decade. :lulz:
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Quote from: MMIX on January 13, 2015, 01:31:05 AM
Quote from: Trivial on January 13, 2015, 01:11:44 AM
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:horrormirth:
It's the extended version
I was actually on that track, at 1:05 you can hear me cutting the cheese. :lulz:
Good one.
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You know how the Internet is forever?
At some point in the future, one of these kids is gong to run for public office.
I REALLY hope I'll still be alive to see that.
(http://i.imgur.com/VmOacua.jpg)
:lulz: Love it
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/247dc32ad018054bf05f222d4e7c3ef0/tumblr_mopqfinUNq1qixw9po1_1280.jpg)
Which is a Royals version of this:
:peedee:
(http://i.imgur.com/8LUHD1G.png)
That's kind of awesome.
Miss Canada, in the Miss Universe pageant.
(https://nbcprohockeytalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/cd0ymzcznguwzdbhnduynddiytjhm2yyzthlmtjjotqwyyznpwm5owjizji5ztazmtc3zmu4mjyynthmmtmymmexyzfj.jpeg?w=222)
20 to 14?
That's one hell of a hockey game.
:lulz:
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Someone really, really liked that...
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-cfEjVcecp1M/VMKlvlJcwyI/AAAAAAAABto/GuSPMYG3iaY/w941-h531-no/15%2B-%2B1)
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(http://i.imgur.com/VfxjAyw.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YgqBA6W.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/yDAolGx.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/klg4uKy.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/wlr92xG.png)
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(http://i.imgur.com/NTtlKTH.jpg)
"Trans-ethnic".
I am so alone.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 23, 2015, 11:33:18 PM
"Trans-ethnic".
I am so alone.
The levels of irony in that particular quote are so deep I could write essays about them. White person telling Japanese people off for not doing their culture right is probably near the top of the list, alongside a complete misunderstanding of the geisha makeup (it's meant to be mask-like, and accentuate the coloured makeup) whilst claiming to be more Japanese than them.
That was a whole raft of A FUCKING MAZING.
It was kind of up there with the white girl on the athiest cat group telling me that she knows better than me what I should be offended by, and following it up with whining about how everyone always thinks she's white. I didn't stick around to find out whether she was trans-black or 1/128th Cherokee. :lol:
I sleep better at night by pretending these are all just elaborate jokes.
Sleeping at night only helps the cisheternormative elf patriarchy.
I hate you.
Hating him also supports the elven patriarchy
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 02:25:52 AM
That was a whole raft of A FUCKING MAZING.
It was kind of up there with the white girl on the athiest cat group telling me that she knows better than me what I should be offended by, and following it up with whining about how everyone always thinks she's white. I didn't stick around to find out whether she was trans-black or 1/128th Cherokee. :lol:
Well Nigel, that's because you've chosen to be white, and so your opinion is irrelevant:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYqGVh5.png)
Quote from: Cain on January 24, 2015, 09:47:14 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 02:25:52 AM
That was a whole raft of A FUCKING MAZING.
It was kind of up there with the white girl on the athiest cat group telling me that she knows better than me what I should be offended by, and following it up with whining about how everyone always thinks she's white. I didn't stick around to find out whether she was trans-black or 1/128th Cherokee. :lol:
Well Nigel, that's because you've chosen to be white, and so your opinion is irrelevant:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYqGVh5.png)
Wha... I just... I...
(http://notmedicatedyet.com/blog/images2012/051812b.jpg)
Good to hear your grandfather's improving DemoSquid! :)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 24, 2015, 09:47:14 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2015, 02:25:52 AM
That was a whole raft of A FUCKING MAZING.
It was kind of up there with the white girl on the athiest cat group telling me that she knows better than me what I should be offended by, and following it up with whining about how everyone always thinks she's white. I didn't stick around to find out whether she was trans-black or 1/128th Cherokee. :lol:
Well Nigel, that's because you've chosen to be white, and so your opinion is irrelevant:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYqGVh5.png)
Wha... I just... I...
(http://notmedicatedyet.com/blog/images2012/051812b.jpg)
I want this to be a troll SOOO bad. I want to believe that there arent people this dumb, i really do. :horrormirth:
I hope it's a troll too... but I've been let down so many times.
It's tumblr, right?
It's real.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 25, 2015, 05:32:10 AM
It's tumblr, right?
It's real.
I just had to have a talk with my own kid about why there is nothing "oppressive" about
not diagnosing people under 18 (IMO 23-25 would be more appropriate, in fact) with personality disorders. Because different parts of the brain undergo major developmental surges at different times, effectively making everyone whose brain isn't done growing "disordered" if you held them to adult standards.
Fucking Tumblr.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 25, 2015, 08:53:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 25, 2015, 05:32:10 AM
It's tumblr, right?
It's real.
I just had to have a talk with my own kid about why there is nothing "oppressive" about not diagnosing people under 18 (IMO 23-25 would be more appropriate, in fact) with personality disorders. Because different parts of the brain undergo major developmental surges at different times, effectively making everyone whose brain isn't done growing "disordered" if you held them to adult standards.
Fucking Tumblr.
To some people a diagnosis is a badge of specialness and a justificant for all their actions... and on one hand it is good for eventual treatment to have a diagnosis, but considering the pharma mafia lobby pushes to raise their stock value, how many diagnoses are even correct.
Also, diagnosis carries stigma.
Sorry if im not on point, i lost track on how far back the quote nest goes.
There is a "fat acceptance" story doing the rounds on tumblr that is...well, it's definitely fiction, the only question is whether it's the product of delusion or trolling genius. I will post when I find it.
Also, on Reddit, there is a sub called /r/StormfrontorSJW, where they basically removing the identifying information and you have to guess whether the comment was made by a racist or a SJW. It's actually pretty hard....the only way I can tell the difference is that the latter use a lot more condescending language ("honey" etc) whereas the former just straight up tell people they're subhuman garbage.
Are there skinny people on tumblr who self identify as fat who refer to themselves as "trans fat"?
I've got that feeling I get when I'm reinventing a joke everyone else has already heard.
ETA: Never mind. I found it. It's a thing.
Quote from: Cain on January 24, 2015, 06:31:41 PM
Sleeping at night only helps the cisheternormative elf patriarchy.
:newsfeed:
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 25, 2015, 05:50:35 PM
Are there skinny people on tumblr who self identify as fat who refer to themselves as "trans fat"?
I've got that feeling I get when I'm reinventing a joke everyone else has already heard.
:crankey:
Quote
ETA: Never mind. I found it. It's a thing.
:pissed:
:wank:
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/a146be41e5d22f711321d4417a53edda/tumblr_nik3ulHewY1rfbp51o1_1280.jpg)
I'm sure this has a deep symbolic meaning.
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) a firearm can take confectionery as ammunition, (2) Snickers bars are readily available in a combat zone, (3) gloves are required to handle candy bars, and (4) a damage bonus against enemies with peanut allergies is worth the required skill investment into weapon modification
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both weapon modification and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photo and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Point 2 is surprisingly actually the case.
No joke, frozen Snickers were shipped to Iraq in the first Gulf War.
Quote from: Pæs on January 26, 2015, 09:16:09 PM
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) a firearm can take confectionery as ammunition, (2) Snickers bars are readily available in a combat zone, (3) gloves are required to handle candy bars, and (4) a damage bonus against enemies with peanut allergies is worth the required skill investment into weapon modification
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both weapon modification and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photo and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:lulz:
Quote from: Pæs on January 26, 2015, 09:16:09 PM
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) a firearm can take confectionery as ammunition, (2) Snickers bars are readily available in a combat zone, (3) gloves are required to handle candy bars, and (4) a damage bonus against enemies with peanut allergies is worth the required skill investment into weapon modification
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both weapon modification and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photo and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:lulz:
I'd forgotten about that one.
Quote from: Pæs on January 26, 2015, 09:16:09 PM
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) a firearm can take confectionery as ammunition, (2) Snickers bars are readily available in a combat zone, (3) gloves are required to handle candy bars, and (4) a damage bonus against enemies with peanut allergies is worth the required skill investment into weapon modification
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both weapon modification and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photo and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
See, I thought it was something heavy-handed about diabetes.
Quote from: Pæs on January 26, 2015, 09:16:09 PM
That image bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) a firearm can take confectionery as ammunition, (2) Snickers bars are readily available in a combat zone, (3) gloves are required to handle candy bars, and (4) a damage bonus against enemies with peanut allergies is worth the required skill investment into weapon modification
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both weapon modification and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photo and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/PgO6xno.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/D0zW0NA.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/n1uz7yz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/sXpZcXK.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/cS6CPw7.png)
I know, right? People treat me like some sort of Nazi, just because I say "I hate all Jews". Life is so unfair.
The thing that worries me most about the Tumblr generation is that many people who hold absurdly extreme views in adolescence eventually come to renounce those views as stupid and childish. I saw it with my generation, for whom apathy, shockjocking, and jadedness were the flavor of the moment, and decided in their 30's that fuckitall maybe sincerity, kindness, and emotional vulnerability are the way to go after all.
So are these little extremists going to completely reject all forms of social justice when they hit 30, and become a completely different kind of sociopath?
I'm already seeing elements of that in the online backlash. Admittedly, I am certain its because elements of the backlash are being pushed by neofascists and other forms of bigots (there is a surprisingly large white nationalist community on tumblr which no-one pays attention to), but it will be reinforced by the message of "former SJW" "converts" to this sort of thinking.
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2015, 11:30:02 PM
I'm already seeing elements of that in the online backlash. Admittedly, I am certain its because elements of the backlash are being pushed by neofascists and other forms of bigots (there is a surprisingly large white nationalist community on tumblr which no-one pays attention to), but it will be reinforced by the message of "former SJW" "converts" to this sort of thinking.
Well, the next decade or so isn't going to be boring, that's for sure.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/a806b9b4994a881b96eb3b882afda1e6/tumblr_n1ozm2k8NJ1rc2v3yo1_500.png)
I feel like the turnaround time for tumblr-style extremism is faster, but also potentially more extreme, because of the intensity and speed of intercommunication.
I fear that neonazis will be to 2010 what jesus freaks were to 1970.
Roger, and Me are building a machine to herd all Social Justice Warriors into a grinding machine to power the earth for one whole week. It will be powered by professional privilege checking and slackivism. Hopefully there's a Nobel Peace Prize for being a dick. Something like the little Hitler award.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/60a61bc99515c31867f41dfb526c4bb5/tumblr_nj1wr5qqkD1qzeo2zo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 01, 2015, 12:43:38 AM
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He has completely lost the plot, hasn't he?
also, since when is that a genre?
Oh hell, I thought this was satire.
Dawkins has successfully Poe's Law'd himself.
Quote from: Cain on February 01, 2015, 07:33:13 AM
Oh hell, I thought this was satire.
Dawkins has successfully Poe's Law'd himself.
I did, too. I had to look it up to see if it was real.
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on February 01, 2015, 04:35:56 AM
also, since when is that a genre?
There's some good body-positive largely lesbian-produced porn out there. You have to be specifically looking for it, though.
Saw this coming.
Getting some popcorn.
On a related note, I am finding it fascinating how in the Atheist and Skeptic community, allegations of sexual misconduct by their leaders generates a completely different reaction than allegations of sexual misconduct by religious leaders.
When young men come forward and say that a priest molested them when they were children and that the Church did nothing, that is substantial evidence. When young women come forward and say that a prominent member of the Atheist/Skeptic community molested them when they were drunk and that the convention organizers did nothing, that is hearsay and not enough evidence to reasonably influence whether or not we attend his talk on morality.
Actual quote:
QuoteI'm asking if you have any proof that this actually happened? Michael Shermer been accused of being a rapist on many occasions. That doesn't mean Michael Shermer is actually a rapist.
What I'm saying is that this is a common accusation of something. The links that were posted are also not evidence of anything except people making accusations without evidence.
It's not a fact, and what you all are doing is not educating, it's spreading further misinformation. If you have any actual evidence (keeping in mind that wild accusations are not evidence) then I will be happy to change my position.
It's my suspicion that A. these double standards are necessary to protect their sense of superiority and reduce their cognitive dissonance arising from their pure and precious leaders doing the same vile things they've been touting as the sole domain of the religious, and B. the guys saying shit like the above are complete and utter misogynists who probably think that most allegations of date rape are just the woman "regretting it in the morning". Because, you know, we totally still live in an era where we have to protect our reputation of purity by claiming we didn't actually want to have sex, and the best way to do that is to publicly broadcast that we had sex.
Attitudes towards what constitutes rape are only just starting to catch up with reality, too.
I was watching Question Time a few weeks back and they had a female MP who was saying she disagreed with a rape conviction for a footballer on the basis that the woman was so drunk 'she can't be sure she said no'. (Note - the jury disagreed with the MP in this case, which means that we had the fantastic case of a public official holding up one of the very few rape convictions in the UK and, despite not being in the trial at all, saying that the justice system was wrong to prosecute.)
I've started to hear a few people making the point that you can't give consent at all when you're drunk off your ass - and that's good. But there's large parts of the media and many public figures who haven't gotten this memo, and still seem to think the onus is on someone to say 'no' rather than 'yes' - let alone being in a fit state to be able to say 'yes' at all.
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on February 01, 2015, 04:35:56 AM
also, since when is that a genre?
Not sure it's a genre, but porn that doesn't explicitly degrade women exists. (There's a market in that some people don't get turned on by listening to people shout insults.)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 01, 2015, 10:35:58 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on February 01, 2015, 04:35:56 AM
also, since when is that a genre?
Not sure it's a genre, but porn that doesn't explicitly degrade women exists. (There's a market in that some people don't get turned on by listening to people shout insults.)
Here we go again.
Porn always degrades people, by its very definition. It commidifies the person, rather than their work.
Well, gay male porn doesn't degrade women. :p Well, except by the tumbr definition whereby the existence of gay men is proof of patriarchal misogyny (yes, I have seen this tired old trope being redeployed).
And Demosquid, while I think the ethical case for affirmative consent is pretty solid, the legal case is a little more problematic. I definitely agree if you're too drunk to remember, then you are not capable of giving consent but...well, it's a tricky subject. Especially when it's being dealt with in the typically ham-fisted way the "debate" has been in America.
With regard to atheism and sexism....this is actually something of a proof of the earlier discussion about the SJW backlash. When you delve into the politics of online atheism, you'll quickly find there is a deep divide between "atheism plus" - this is to say, political atheism/liberalism/social justice and "atheism/skepticism/libertarianism" factions. A lot of this goes back to Rebecca Watson and the "elevatorgate" derpitude.
My favorite response so far:
Quote"Good idea to beam erotic videos to theocracies?"
What does that even mean? Some kind of porno ray? I'm starting to wonder if he was high when he wrote this.
Now I'm thinking, when did he have this idea? Did it occur to him while he was watching porn and masturbating? Did the idea excite him?
Probably not, but still, that mental image is going to stick. I'll have a hard time taking him seriously now.
Not that it was easy before.
For my part, I'm kind of just impressed that he managed to pack so many bad ideas into less than 140 characters. Islamophobia, blind misogyny, sexual exploitation, disregard for the basic humanity of an entire country's population, and sexual harassment.
I kind of hope that the last thing he tweets before he dies is "Just fucking with ya".
I hope he tweets that after he dies.
Quote from: Cain on February 02, 2015, 05:16:29 AM
I hope he tweets that after he dies.
:lulz: Even better.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 01, 2015, 12:43:38 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/60a61bc99515c31867f41dfb526c4bb5/tumblr_nj1wr5qqkD1qzeo2zo1_1280.jpg)
Welcome Dick Dawkings, troll extraordinaire :lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/iNaWvB8.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8a39f536587068a3b2e4db1041b0a1ff/tumblr_nhselqMnl91u1bbopo1_1280.png)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/504f2555d8e26d2fb3b05ca8e10a9804/tumblr_nicfrleILy1rvbmijo1_540.jpg)
Stealing that.
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2015, 07:50:43 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/504f2555d8e26d2fb3b05ca8e10a9804/tumblr_nicfrleILy1rvbmijo1_540.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Oh my god, this is amazing and perfect.
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on February 01, 2015, 04:35:56 AM
also, since when is that a genre?
Vice did a short documentary on the subject (NSFW) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrtHfpkL3O8&index=1496&list=WL)
Not gonna lie, that looks awesome.
(http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/03/45/54/940849/0/960x540.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on February 07, 2015, 04:53:53 AM
(http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/03/45/54/940849/0/960x540.jpg)
:lulz:
Proud Pidgeon > Headless Hen
(https://i.imgur.com/pAbdgwj.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CJJpA7F.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/0bd093ca68a8c34b453ba23a3d513af6/tumblr_njfe92qZEO1rcthn0o1_1280.png)
(http://illuminatiwatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Justin-Bieber-Miley-Cyrus.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 09, 2015, 03:00:31 PM
(http://illuminatiwatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Justin-Bieber-Miley-Cyrus.jpg)
Egad! two popstars of a similar age both known for challenging genderexpectations look similar?! Who would have thought!
The noses fit really well.
I don't suppose anyone knows more about those square clouds? My google fu failed me.
Justin Bieber challenges gender expectations? Come on now, let the lad at least hit puberty before we start jumping to conclusions.
As an aside, I seem to remember saying at the time Wrecking Ball or whatever it was came out that Miley Cyrus was basing her look on Bieber. I can't remember if I had a reason for it or not, though you can probably find it if you search.
Shit lines up almost too well to not suspect some level of image manipulation shenanigans.
Cain: I thought the same thing when I first saw her new image, as in, it was the first thing that came to mind the instant I saw it on the cover of some magazine while standing in line at Walmart.
I'm half tempted to try and find some facial recognition software/service and give it a bunch of pictures of both of them.
SkyBiometry thinks Bieber looks slightly more like Liam Hemsworth than Miley Cyrus.
You win this round, Miltin Cyber. :argh!:
Also, Bieber scores a 29% confidence for male. Helmsworth scored 100% for male, and Cyrus 69% for female.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CyrusBieberHemsworthcopy_zpsc1335538.jpg)
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 09, 2015, 09:15:08 PM
I don't suppose anyone knows more about those square clouds? My google fu failed me.
It's the result of square fields / bodies of water. Structures on the ground that have a strong difference in temperature absorbtion rates can, under certain circumstances, have corresponding effects on cloud formation.
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 09, 2015, 03:00:31 PM
(http://illuminatiwatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Justin-Bieber-Miley-Cyrus.jpg)
Oh, come on. Like all white people don't look the same.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 09, 2015, 11:12:33 PM
Oh, come on. Like all white people don't look the same.
Fair enough. :lulz:
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcigeWgAq1rz98i4.gif)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/387f1e6b3787fe4aedc8d4946aff6c4d/tumblr_inline_moy3675pBw1qz4rgp.gif)
For some strange reason, my pants just got tighter.
My friend Tori just made this.
It's a meat bomb.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/10965632_399501570210258_554896722_n.jpg?oh=777abd58d0dad7de2dd4938875c73e0d&oe=54DD1759&__gda__=1423781541_3f10dd3d71c28e7904da7fa80ded1906)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 09, 2015, 10:57:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 09, 2015, 09:15:08 PM
I don't suppose anyone knows more about those square clouds? My google fu failed me.
It's the result of square fields / bodies of water. Structures on the ground that have a strong difference in temperature absorbtion rates can, under certain circumstances, have corresponding effects on cloud formation.
Wow, that's crazy. I would have thought that a steep temperature gradient resulted in more turbulent distributions?
(http://img.memerial.net/memerial.net/6498/its-me-you.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 06:33:36 PM
My friend Tori just made this.
It's a meat bomb.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/10965632_399501570210258_554896722_n.jpg?oh=777abd58d0dad7de2dd4938875c73e0d&oe=54DD1759&__gda__=1423781541_3f10dd3d71c28e7904da7fa80ded1906)
I like this.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ad90f3fc9700e4016362353a2eb3821d/tumblr_njors08rxB1u53c30o1_540.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on February 13, 2015, 04:09:51 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ad90f3fc9700e4016362353a2eb3821d/tumblr_njors08rxB1u53c30o1_540.jpg)
:lulz: This is brilliant, and my city needs more of this kind of thing.
http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/ (http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/)
For more shenanigans.
Quote from: Trivial on February 13, 2015, 04:20:36 AM
http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/ (http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/)
For more shenanigans.
OMG who is this man? I love him.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8b0b7b9ee99df44c9e16dc391e2065a7/tumblr_nj3n5ophjA1qaumawo1_r1_1280.jpg)
:lol:
He really is the world's most stunningly pretentious bellend, isn't he?
I LOLed heartily at that one! Oh Richard Dawkins, how are you so uniquely humorless? That was funny as fuck.
Right? i hope somebody bought that guy a beer for that
H8-Yum:lulz:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 13, 2015, 09:43:20 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8b0b7b9ee99df44c9e16dc391e2065a7/tumblr_nj3n5ophjA1qaumawo1_r1_1280.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/27e27022581227b3a868514e8bad1620/tumblr_inline_njucesDaKT1rxwfvw.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on February 17, 2015, 03:14:00 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/27e27022581227b3a868514e8bad1620/tumblr_inline_njucesDaKT1rxwfvw.jpg)
Do you know the correct way to cite that, like you would in another legal case?
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 17, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: Trivial on February 17, 2015, 03:14:00 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/27e27022581227b3a868514e8bad1620/tumblr_inline_njucesDaKT1rxwfvw.jpg)
Do you know the correct way to cite that, like you would in another legal case?
Something like
As Judge Alex Kozinski asserted in Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894 (9th Cir. 2002), "The parties are advised to chill"
As opposed to another case involving vanilla Ice, where the defendant was advised to "stop, collaborate and listen."
the judge then asserted that "if you have a problem, yo, i'll solve it. Now check out this beat while the DJ revolves it." *beings spinning a beet*
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on February 18, 2015, 05:31:57 AM
As opposed to another case involving vanilla Ice, where the defendant was advised to "stop, collaborate and listen."
the judge then asserted that "if you have a problem, yo, i'll solve it. Now check out this beat while the DJ revolves it." *beings spinning a beet*
:lol: thanks for that mental image.
This is a real place in Shelbyville, TN. I drove by it a few weeks ago, but didn't have a camera. This shot is from Google street view.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/KimsKlassyKuts_zpsd0db35ea.jpg)
Don't you fucking dare call them and ask complicated non-caucasian hair questions!!!1 :argh!:
(the area code is 931)
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/3/3r/fark_3rrdbcejTg1oMSHKvNjgp--658I.jpg?t=1GqYMWn9tA2MfzZtQHAY1A&f=1424667600)
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 18, 2015, 04:24:14 PM
This is a real place in Shelbyville, TN. I drove by it a few weeks ago, but didn't have a camera. This shot is from Google street view.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/KimsKlassyKuts_zpsd0db35ea.jpg)
Don't you fucking dare call them and ask complicated non-caucasian hair questions!!!1 :argh!:
(the area code is 931)
There used to be a laundromat here on the corner of SE 39th & Belmont called Kinky's Kleen'n Kornor.
Sadly, despite the fact that it was there for like 30 years, I can't find any pictures of it on the web.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2015, 03:38:06 PM
There used to be a laundromat here on the corner of SE 39th & Belmont called Kinky's Kleen'n Kornor.
Sadly, despite the fact that it was there for like 30 years, I can't find any pictures of it on the web.
There is, like, zero chance that someone born in America doesn't know what the KKK is/was and its history. Why would someone deliberately name their business like that? Did they just think it was funny? Do they really want to discourage non-white customers?
Such confuse. :?
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 19, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2015, 03:38:06 PM
There used to be a laundromat here on the corner of SE 39th & Belmont called Kinky's Kleen'n Kornor.
Sadly, despite the fact that it was there for like 30 years, I can't find any pictures of it on the web.
There is, like, zero chance that someone born in America doesn't know what the KKK is/was and its history. Why would someone deliberately name their business like that? Did they just think it was funny? Do they really want to discourage non-white customers?
Such confuse. :?
I might just choose to think that it was mistake. I like how it otherwise ties-together bondage, "wet-work", and also just a turn from koroner or Kroner:lulz:
[and I just saw it was a cutting, not (dry)cleaning joint] :lulz:
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 19, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2015, 03:38:06 PM
There used to be a laundromat here on the corner of SE 39th & Belmont called Kinky's Kleen'n Kornor.
Sadly, despite the fact that it was there for like 30 years, I can't find any pictures of it on the web.
There is, like, zero chance that someone born in America doesn't know what the KKK is/was and its history. Why would someone deliberately name their business like that? Did they just think it was funny? Do they really want to discourage non-white customers?
Such confuse. :?
This might help explain things:
http://gizmodo.com/oregon-was-founded-as-a-racist-utopia-1539567040
http://koin.com/2014/07/18/exposed-the-northwests-white-supremacy-problem/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Metzger_%28white_supremacist%29
White supremacists were VERY visible in Portland when I was growing up.
I've heard of Metzger. I think I remember writing a report in community college shortly after high school that mentioned him. I didn't remember his connection to Oregon. Most of the racism I encountered in my home town was the wishy-washy B grade stuff, as opposed to the organized "This is my thing. This is who I am" kind.
The islamophobes, on the other hand are kind of organized, these days.
Actually, some time in the early 90's I was at a huge Halloween party, and about a dozen guys in their late teens to early twenties showed up in Klan costumes (kostumes?) I thought they were just being edgy or something, but then they attacked a couple of people, and tried to steal some swords. They got chased off with shotguns. Turned out they were from some local white supremacist group.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/1cfed75c97b48bcdbb001b7dcdf488b4/tumblr_njzbynp4MT1t0cscho1_500.jpg)
Sprinkled red-frosted donut. :lulz: That kid is a Discordian.
(http://i.imgur.com/olfNssR.jpg)
(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27364289/images/1379880589283.png)
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 20, 2015, 01:22:38 AM
[...]
Actually, some time in the early 90's I was at a huge Halloween party, and about a dozen guys in their late teens to early twenties showed up in Klan costumes (kostumes?) I thought they were just being edgy or something, but then they attacked a couple of people, and tried to steal some swords. They got chased off with shotguns. Turned out they were from some local white supremacist group.
The 90's were tough in europe too, some political parties, with actual parliamentary presence, felt like it was time to again officially append "fascist" to their name. That, and they target youth groups for indoctrination, channelling angst to violence and hatred. The crazy thing is how these kids thought that they were just making a fashion statement. First they just dressed like nazi-skins, then they started acting that way
(http://i.imgur.com/eJcHln1.jpg)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/fe3d7fa284fc8502fa3e5e13e1d52217/tumblr_njuhngbBct1qb26yko1_540.jpg)
Quote from: axod on February 20, 2015, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 20, 2015, 01:22:38 AM
[...]
Actually, some time in the early 90's I was at a huge Halloween party, and about a dozen guys in their late teens to early twenties showed up in Klan costumes (kostumes?) I thought they were just being edgy or something, but then they attacked a couple of people, and tried to steal some swords. They got chased off with shotguns. Turned out they were from some local white supremacist group.
The 90's were tough in europe too, some political parties, with actual parliamentary presence, felt like it was time to again officially append "fascist" to their name. That, and they target youth groups for indoctrination, channelling angst to violence and hatred. The crazy thing is how these kids thought that they were just making a fashion statement. First they just dressed like nazi-skins, then they started acting that way
Whew! Glad that's over.
Womp Womp Waaaaa... (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/18/racist-chelsea-fans-push-black-man-paris-metro)
Quote from: Trivial on February 21, 2015, 12:05:34 AM
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/fe3d7fa284fc8502fa3e5e13e1d52217/tumblr_njuhngbBct1qb26yko1_540.jpg)
Wait, is he
delivering sperm?
Quote from: N E T on February 20, 2015, 10:42:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eJcHln1.jpg)
:lulz: I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 21, 2015, 12:44:54 AM
Quote from: axod on February 20, 2015, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 20, 2015, 01:22:38 AM
[...]
Actually, some time in the early 90's I was at a huge Halloween party, and about a dozen guys in their late teens to early twenties showed up in Klan costumes (kostumes?) I thought they were just being edgy or something, but then they attacked a couple of people, and tried to steal some swords. They got chased off with shotguns. Turned out they were from some local white supremacist group.
The 90's were tough in europe too, some political parties, with actual parliamentary presence, felt like it was time to again officially append "fascist" to their name. That, and they target youth groups for indoctrination, channelling angst to violence and hatred. The crazy thing is how these kids thought that they were just making a fashion statement. First they just dressed like nazi-skins, then they started acting that way
Whew! Glad that's over.
Womp Womp Waaaaa... (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/18/racist-chelsea-fans-push-black-man-paris-metro)
Yea, football hooligans or any violent and disenfranchised lot serve as prime recruiting grounds for radical political factions. Then those who do make it out become cops, or something still similarly useful :(
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/2/9/8/375298.jpg?v=1)
Orly Taitz is a Sandy Hook Truther?
lol, I bet even Fox News wont be willing to provide her interviews anymore.
Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2015, 04:37:59 PM
Orly Taitz is a Sandy Hook Truther?
lol, I bet even Fox News wont be willing to provide her interviews anymore.
I would dispute that, but they did fire the one lady for the "terrorist fist bump" thing.
I'm kinda surprised at that, because it's about Obama and you can make up any kind of shit about him and FOX will, apparently lap it up.
But Sandy Hook truthers....I mean, even 9/11 truthers look down on them. Even the "Obama went to Mars" people think they're crazy.
I was mostly posting it because she thinks that hashish is a form of opium.
Are there earlier PICS topics available somewhere? :kingmeh:
The search engine does not seem to help any.
Thanks,
J
They get replaced whenever the number of allowable posts gets exceeded. But there should be several, in this subforum.
(Does the search function even work?)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 22, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
They get replaced whenever the number of allowable posts gets exceeded. But there should be several, in this subforum.
(Does the search function even work?)
It should be working? I think you need to be in the root directory (not on a thread) to get it to look everywhere. Failing that, go to google and do site:principiadiscordia.com before your search, should do what you need.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 22, 2015, 09:36:51 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 22, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
They get replaced whenever the number of allowable posts gets exceeded. But there should be several, in this subforum.
(Does the search function even work?)
It should be working? I think you need to be in the root directory (not on a thread) to get it to look everywhere. Failing that, go to google and do site:principiadiscordia.com before your search, should do what you need.
The search function was broken for several years.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 22, 2015, 09:43:20 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 22, 2015, 09:36:51 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 22, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
They get replaced whenever the number of allowable posts gets exceeded. But there should be several, in this subforum.
(Does the search function even work?)
It should be working? I think you need to be in the root directory (not on a thread) to get it to look everywhere. Failing that, go to google and do site:principiadiscordia.com before your search, should do what you need.
The search function was broken for several years.
It's been fixed since then.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 22, 2015, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 22, 2015, 09:43:20 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 22, 2015, 09:36:51 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on February 22, 2015, 09:14:39 PM
They get replaced whenever the number of allowable posts gets exceeded. But there should be several, in this subforum.
(Does the search function even work?)
It should be working? I think you need to be in the root directory (not on a thread) to get it to look everywhere. Failing that, go to google and do site:principiadiscordia.com before your search, should do what you need.
The search function was broken for several years.
It's been fixed since then.
Ok, cool. Thanks.
:)
Shit, just ran through 165 pages of this subforum and did not find any topics with larger amount of pictures.
:lulz:
That's because this one's the largest.
(https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11021134_10205292431205296_9185418424696094114_n.jpg?oh=de11cf5c77fde73e107b76ae760085ad&oe=554E38E2)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2015, 03:02:47 PM
That's because this one's the largest.
It even says so in the title.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1505583_10153353510587345_2367715548317929140_n.jpg?oh=8c7fefa8cebcf486cc01257df4b7b06d&oe=55822A25&__gda__=1435716890_eeeee36e7270da3e64bb07ca61f4207f)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2015, 10:01:55 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on February 23, 2015, 09:19:55 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2015, 03:02:47 PM
That's because this one's the largest.
It even says so in the title.
There's just no arguing with that.
Oh, but there IS. Thread VII was 100 pages. It's all about the wording, you see.
But thread I was almost 600 pages.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 23, 2015, 10:27:07 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2015, 10:01:55 PM
Quote from: Hello Waffles on February 23, 2015, 09:19:55 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2015, 03:02:47 PM
That's because this one's the largest.
It even says so in the title.
There's just no arguing with that.
Oh, but there IS. Thread VII was 100 pages. It's all about the wording, you see.
But thread I was almost 600 pages.
Well then.
The wind is right out of my PICS VIII sails.
Somebody was wanting a puking/laughing graemlin in some other thread. I just came across this one on another site.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/rofldrunk_zps1kdfbhpj.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/bUGrwNQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/28DIjJS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NZn0s.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Z428MDS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8E02wnG.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/dRPYu0o.png?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/r8mgTyt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WMO4CFV.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on February 24, 2015, 05:01:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bUGrwNQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/28DIjJS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NZn0s.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Z428MDS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8E02wnG.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/dRPYu0o.png?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/r8mgTyt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WMO4CFV.jpg)
:lulz:
I've seen the show that armadillo thing came from. WTF was that?
I wish I knew. It looks like the perfect thing to watch on hallucinogens.
It looks like it might be this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagaku_Sentai_Dynaman) Nevermind, I just spent like an hour and that's not it.
I'm going to ask my children. Somehow, they will know.
Looks like Power Rangers cinematography and matches the way they would typically introduce baddies.
Is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_Kikaider apparently.
Oh, okay, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotaro_Ishinomori seems responsible for both Kikaider and Super Sentai (the footage from which eventually became Power Rangers).
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/7285af5a3676baef7ae61dbd83118f0a/tumblr_nj30abxV6J1ql8t12o1_500.jpg)
Ahhhh that makes way too much sense. :lulz:
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/7699ecf5663a834044750265eade7ce8/tumblr_nia0kqyHSE1r38hk2o1_400.jpg)
I was having a bad day but this was great.
Emote-worthy?
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SQInInKWnuI/AAAAAAAACng/D50lRq7LZK0/s400/gooseneck+lamp.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2015, 02:03:00 AM
Emote-worthy?
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Heh, fine by me.
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Oh that's a good one.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2015, 03:35:53 PM
Oh that's a good one.
I like to think Norman Rockwell would be shitting out organs in rage right now.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m830zmrGNm1qhw4wvo1_500.jpg)
I want one.
Quote from: Trivial on February 26, 2015, 11:01:57 PM
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I want one.
:lulz:
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:lulz:
"Simian cinnamon synonym sin omen" is surprisingly easy to say out loud.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/bca9f9fab02a937a9b8cb52ea051a66f/tumblr_nionc1aWKy1s4neuoo1_1280.jpg)
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dat fibbonachi :lulz:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11034215_10152667453129080_5846502080238502552_n.jpg?oh=98f309a8f78e06e3984ec88380f96e9d&oe=557854AA&__gda__=1434931669_244808adf7ba679ae81879af47182f92)
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2015, 11:06:55 PM
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Is this real?!
I'm suspicious, personally.
While I wouldn't be surprised of many of these being expectations of a female teacher, Googling reveals this as, simultaneously, a Ohio, Texas and Utah contract, and having been passed down by at least 20 people's grandmothers.
The smoking one is what made me go :?
Wasn't smoking considered to be good for your health around that time?
Yeah, but it wasn't ladylike.
Edward Bernays did his infamous American Tabacco Company advertising work (aimed at getting more women smoking) in the 1920s. However, it probably didn't filter down out of the big cities into the countryside until cinema became more popular in those areas, in the 30s and 40s.
Quote from: Cain on March 04, 2015, 02:02:42 PM
I'm suspicious, personally.
While I wouldn't be surprised of many of these being expectations of a female teacher, Googling reveals this as, simultaneously, a Ohio, Texas and Utah contract, and having been passed down by at least 20 people's grandmothers.
I figured it was crap. It's still horrormirthy.
Oh, absolutely. And of course, for many boarding staff in particular, not a whole lot has changed.
I can't have guests around, for example. not that I'd want to show them this horroshow or the shithole I call a flat. And in theory I cannot drink while off duty either, in case there is a fire (in practice, I ignore this provision entirely).
While many of the clauses are realistic for the era, petticoats were way out of fashion. This looks to me like a reprint of rules from an earlier year.
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Discordia in a nutshell:
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(http://41.media.tumblr.com/1fda0d8457fd1e990da6891e60ede465/tumblr_mtfyjv8N0g1qa30vao1_400.jpg)
Well now theres someone's tattoo.
It'll never be as good as:
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Quote from: The Waffling on March 06, 2015, 10:54:18 AM
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I like this.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on March 04, 2015, 01:53:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2015, 11:06:55 PM
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Is this real?!
1) at least rings true w.r.t. how teacher being married may imply child is being exposed to things filthy, albeit second hand? (Because clearly, all unmarried teachers are chaste) Not the kind of logic I condone.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/13dbfda30e2dce0b16214b24c44ad4a3/tumblr_nknds5CDdb1tka6elo1_500.jpg)
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(http://41.media.tumblr.com/63e422660675fde14bd97dd5e4a6ef8c/tumblr_nknds5CDdb1tka6elo2_500.jpg)
Comic Sands (http://dronefunk.tumblr.com/post/112974974707/tylersegguin-adamjk-comic-sands-this-post-was)
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I can't stand it.
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 08, 2015, 01:39:02 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 08, 2015, 04:07:36 AM
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Emote?
:F5:
When would it be useful? I find the whole f5/other people aren't posting enough to entertain me complaint tedious and guilt-trippy.
Withdrawn.
I was thinking perhaps more "giving in to your more primate urges on the internet".
But I dunno what LMNO had in mind.
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2015, 02:46:18 PM
I was thinking perhaps more "giving in to your more primate urges on the internet".
But I dunno what LMNO had in mind.
I made the assumption because he suggested calling it :F5:.
If there's another use for it, sure, why not? I just think that actually having an emote with the code :F5: would be... well, now that I think about it, it would be kind of hilariously ironic, given that posting an F5 emote to bitch about people not posting enough is kind of meta-F5.
Objection withdrawn.
I didnt read that far down in LMNO's post. I blame my coffee machine going crazy, forcing me to read the internet without any. Or, y'know, being an idiot.
I think my suggestion would work better with a monkey slamming a keyboard anyway. That gif is kinda tame for the comparison I wanted to draw.
The only primate-pounding-on-keyboard gifs I could find are these:
(http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Pounding-Keyboard-GIF.gif)
(http://www.katipler.net/duello/resimler/aytac-sirkeci-243335481.gif)
(http://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3360-1387916722-9.gif?w=676)
Unrelated, here is a cat on a keyboard in space.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Slavik81/efaa780d1ac440bfa70ac1b6944830f0.jpg)
That cat is seething. If it had opposable thumbs, and were not set adrift in the silent but deadly void of the infinite, I have no doubt it would be smashing that keyboard.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 08, 2015, 03:58:32 PM
The only primate-pounding-on-keyboard gifs I could find are these:
(http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Pounding-Keyboard-GIF.gif)
(http://www.katipler.net/duello/resimler/aytac-sirkeci-243335481.gif)
(http://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3360-1387916722-9.gif?w=676)
I like this, though still trying to discern what [F5] means exactly. What got me about my monkey is how she just looks like a disaffected version of an ancient Babylonian time-keeper, now running on click-bait instead of lunar cycles.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 08, 2015, 03:59:54 PM
Unrelated, here is a cat on a keyboard in space.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/Slavik81/efaa780d1ac440bfa70ac1b6944830f0.jpg)
That cat knows it's on the trip of it's life, I mean, it has all the beginnings of the "OMG, are you f&<king kidding me expression". :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2015, 04:01:50 PM
That cat is seething. If it had opposable thumbs, and were not set adrift in the silent but deadly void of the infinite, I have no doubt it would be smashing that keyboard.
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/HFpJcza.jpg)
Was watching a piece of this yesterday and found it hurt me a little where my heart used to be. Can't say why... Something haunting about it, random snippet from a Bruce-Lee movie, Game of Death, that went a little heavy on the foreshadowing. I wasn't even able to make it through the damn movie :confuzed:
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Quote from: Trivial on March 08, 2015, 11:04:05 PM
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FUCK CONVENTION, I DO WHAT I WANT! :lol:
i laughed so hard at that i pooted a bit.
Quote from: LuciferX on March 08, 2015, 07:07:55 PM
I like this, though still trying to discern what [F5] means exactly.
It's the refresh key in web browsers on Windows (stemming from its earlier and more generic use in other programs as 'start from scratch' -- in Microsoft IDEs and various forms of Microsoft BASIC, F5 was used to run the program from an initial state, ignoring any currently paused program whose run could be resumed).
(https://i.imgur.com/fiUUzEA.jpg)
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Quote from: Trivial on March 08, 2015, 11:04:05 PM
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Thank you, everything looking up again :lulz:
Fucking time travelling hipsters
(http://www.snopes.com/photos/supernatural/graphics/timetravelerphotos.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 09, 2015, 12:43:58 AM
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I think I understood that!
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Yes my band name is Inappropriate Dreads.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 09, 2015, 12:43:58 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 08, 2015, 07:07:55 PM
I like this, though still trying to discern what [F5] means exactly.
It's the refresh key in web browsers on Windows (stemming from its earlier and more generic use in other programs as 'start from scratch' -- in Microsoft IDEs and various forms of Microsoft BASIC, F5 was used to run the program from an initial state, ignoring any currently paused program whose run could be resumed).
(https://i.imgur.com/fiUUzEA.jpg)
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How fitting. So it started like an interstitial "pause" and then became refresh. The poor function has no way to reconnect to it's past: its all repetition without recognition. Nice trope for the human condition :lulz:
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:lulz:
Dawkins is an endless font of entertainment. :lulz:
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 13, 2015, 12:22:00 PM
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:lol: Genius!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 13, 2015, 12:22:00 PM
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:lulz:
https://vine.co/v/M3rKgB3XuW1
BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
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:lulz: CHICKEN DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/163913b9b2b652dd122811470877d4f7/tumblr_nl6nh5CSiC1sfiqu1o1_1280.jpg)
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Reply from kata-cthonia:
QuoteI'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry.
Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?
And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP?
Including the... epic hymn that first told this story? You know what's in that original source material... right?
Abducted, yes.
Demeter mourned? Definitely.
Rape, no.
So here's some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters!!) included abducting the bride. With the father's permission, which Hades got before he took her away.
Here's a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone who's ever dabbled in things like explication and context)
Here's a link to another book that talks about Persephone's rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds.
Oh shit!!
Here's a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Underworld badassery!!
Holy pug tacos Batman!!
Here's another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites. WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book.Way to go, OP!
All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?!?!?!?! Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?
A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?
Maybe next time, you stringy piece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.
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/here:/ links on request
I'm confused. Are you pro "that's fucking rape, dude" or against?
i was convinced until i remembered that the word rape used to mean violent theft...
and that she seems to have translated a Latin word, and not a Greek one...
and that Google translate is probably not the best tool for comparatively analyzing ancient texts in any case..
Based on my superficial scanning of the posted quotes, and an understanding that is not backed up in any way by knowledge of the source material, it looks like kata-cthonia just owned the fuck out of whothefuckisultron, academically speaking. Citations and all that rot.
But again, it seems also a little as if whothefuckisultron may have just been trolling, and if so I have to say that outraged radical misinterpretation of classical texts is a brilliant troll.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 17, 2015, 12:34:17 AM
I'm confused. Are you pro "that's fucking rape, dude" or against?
Me, generally against, although the myth does lend itself to a reading that articulates the nature of violation by way of abduction qua "enhanced extraordinary rendition".
Re:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 17, 2015, 04:40:58 AM
.....
But again, it seems also a little as if whothefuckisultron may have just been trolling, and if so I have to say that outraged radical misinterpretation of classical texts is a brilliant troll.
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-repent-10.png)
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on March 17, 2015, 03:12:03 AM
i was convinced until i remembered that the word rape used to mean violent theft...
and that she seems to have translated a Latin word, and not a Greek one...
and that Google translate is probably not the best tool for comparatively analyzing ancient texts in any case..
Yup. "The Rape of Persephone" refers to her abduction, not a rape in the sense we understand it. You can still see this historical use of rape when referred to, for example, cities being sacked during wartime, but it's very antiquated and most people aren't even aware of the distinction. Besides, the kidnap is also a metaphor. C'mon now, King of the Dead takes the offspring of the Earth Mother by force? Yeah, that's not obviously referring to something else
at all.
Apparently though, pointing this out is: "literally used the argument that it isn't rape because society at the time didn't believe that women could be fully autonomous people and instead were property of their fathers to be given away when asked nicely. That is fucked up. You've also used the argument that someone staying with their abuser and making the best of it negates the abuse."
Well, yeah, it would be, except
Persphone doesn't exist. Also, not all Greek culture was the same. Athens and Macedonia had vastly different views on women, much like, say, Saudi Arabia and Israel today.
Also, I have to disagree with this point made by the critic:
Quoteused that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?
No, modern day worshippers of Hades and Persephone deserve to be castigated and demeaned as fuck. Nothing is more embarrassing than Hellenic Reconstructionists.
I don't think saying "they're fictional characters" is really an answer to anything, since the point is to interpret the content of the story and not its historical veracity. And I think the first poster has a good point because the bulk of the criticism is towards how modern people are interpreting and adopting the myth, not how its original audience would have understood it. The myth as it has been passed down to us is pretty rapey. At the very least it features a female protagonist who gets to make no choices whatsoever about her fate, and while her actions affect the story she's not doing so intentionally, she's just hungry. For a modern couple to romanticize that does seem a little fucked.
OK, point me to the people who are saying that Hades' kidnap of Persephone is true love.
Meanwhile, we have actual literal topselling books being made into films which glorify rape and spousal abuse.
Why the hell do I let myself google these things?
http://www.bing.com/search?q=hades+and+persephone+love+story&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 17, 2015, 12:09:26 PM
Why the hell do I let myself google these things?
http://www.bing.com/search?q=hades+and+persephone+love+story&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC
just
"because" Quote"Because I love you, Persephone, I love you very dearly!" Persephone smiled. "Then I consent to being abducted." ... Thus ends the story of Persephone and Hades.
also
I'll see your hearts and flowers and raise you an "erotic romances based on Greek Mythology"
http://kata-chthonia.tumblr.com/post/83583364083/coloricioso-happy-earth-day-this-is-absolutely
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Regarding the Hades/Persephone story, we can probably shed some light on it by looking at its heritage (by which I mean the story of Ishtar in the underworld, which is substantially the same and predates it by a few thousand years).
Within this story, Inana quests into the land of the dead of her own accord to ask Ereshkigal, the lord of the dead, a favor. At this point she is already married to Dumuzid (who is a useless asshole person, and was actually a human -- no idea why she married him, because they don't really get along). Before she leaves, she gives instructions to a servant to tell all the major gods her plan, and to ensure that she can be brought back to life. (All of the gods ignore her request except Enki, despite the servant literally cutting herself in public to prove that she's serious.) The lord of the underworld strips her of her clothing and hangs her on a hook, but she was sort of expecting that kind of behavior, and avoids eating despite being down there for three days. Enki sends a couple servants down to give her a rejuvination potion. She then escapes (it's ambiguous whether or not she takes the rejuvenation potion; probably not), tearing demons from her flesh that are snatching at her, and when she finally arrives in the world of the living, the demons snatch her no-good husband (who was just hanging around where she happened to appear) and take him to the underworld instead. (http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr141.htm)
In other words, the agency that's completely dominant in Inana's story is completely absent in Persephone's. Even if Persephone was not raped, it's still a major regression -- and it's in line with the lower position of women in Greek society.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
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Hell yes.
This is exactly the behavior of my own dog.
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 17, 2015, 09:20:58 PM
Regarding the Hades/Persephone story, we can probably shed some light on it by looking at its heritage (by which I mean the story of Ishtar in the underworld, which is substantially the same and predates it by a few thousand years).
Within this story, Inana quests into the land of the dead of her own accord to ask Ereshkigal, the lord of the dead, a favor. At this point she is already married to Dumuzid (who is a useless asshole person, and was actually a human -- no idea why she married him, because they don't really get along). Before she leaves, she gives instructions to a servant to tell all the major gods her plan, and to ensure that she can be brought back to life. (All of the gods ignore her request except Enki, despite the servant literally cutting herself in public to prove that she's serious.) The lord of the underworld strips her of her clothing and hangs her on a hook, but she was sort of expecting that kind of behavior, and avoids eating despite being down there for three days. Enki sends a couple servants down to give her a rejuvination potion. She then escapes (it's ambiguous whether or not she takes the rejuvenation potion; probably not), tearing demons from her flesh that are snatching at her, and when she finally arrives in the world of the living, the demons snatch her no-good husband (who was just hanging around where she happened to appear) and take him to the underworld instead. (http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr141.htm)
In other words, the agency that's completely dominant in Inana's story is completely absent in Persephone's. Even if Persephone was not raped, it's still a major regression -- and it's in line with the lower position of women in Greek society.
Now, to be fair, it is my understanding that Ancient Greek society was not know to overestimate the importance of personal agency. Additionally, this subjugation of agency is not particular to gender. The upshot seems to be some commentary on the relationship between will and freedom, as indicated by your interpolation via Inana. I think perhaps there is a tradition of conflating agency with what we think of as freedom because we simply are getting our way.
A classic example would be to question if an addict is free if by exercising his freedom to obtain something he only reinforces his dependance. In the end, agency is just like karma, or any response from a conditioned source: a tie that binds without loosing.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 18, 2015, 03:58:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
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Hell yes.
Big words.
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 18, 2015, 10:52:00 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 18, 2015, 03:58:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
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Hell yes.
Big words.
How do we go about finding this man? I would very much like to buy him a beer
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THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE!
So. Mean.
This throws into question everything I've been taught about "when in doubt, charlie out".
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Quote from: Trivial on March 21, 2015, 02:52:25 PM
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WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU POST THIS
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Better?
(http://www.political-humor.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/inoffensive-satire-monthly.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HbL0cGq.jpg)
Stealing that.
Quote from: Prince-of-Plots on March 22, 2015, 10:43:42 PM
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This a metaphor for American media, right?
Pretty sure, yeah.
Also, looking at it, it was made probably just after the Charlie Hebdo attack (January 2015 issue). You may also remember the edifying spectacle of journalists from other publications proclaiming free speech as sacrosant and absolute...while self-censoring their own coverage of Charlie Hebdo (not showing covers etc) as to not offend Muslim fundamentalists.
So like I don't consider myself religious or otherwise current, but I always respected the fundamentalist/Muslim perspective of forbidding the figuration/representation of deity. Notwithstanding my limited awareness of the problem, the "thingness" of any illustration persists in continually obstructing the "thatness" of divine countenance IMHO.
I have no idea why I just felt like sharing that little personal gem of herpa derps... Must be the brainwashing, idunno. Oh, to censor or not to censor :lulz:
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I think this is what Republicans think happens in The White House these days.
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Quote from: LuciferX on March 26, 2015, 09:21:28 AM
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Rhetorical, its all Obama's fault, amirite? :whack:
Quote from: The Johnny on March 26, 2015, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 26, 2015, 09:21:28 AM
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Rhetorical, its all Obama's fault, amirite? :whack:
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This page is awesome!
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/a9ccab446e14714b0b0cfa1407b52ee0/tumblr_nk0g7nl8J51tmwv0zo1_1280.jpg)
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:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 01, 2015, 02:44:48 AM
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:lulz:
:lulz: Anyone who's raised a kid knows how perfect this is.
"A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904."
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79emt8CaL1qalaqco1_500.jpg)
Sometimes, I think the human species has really earned its place on this planet. This image and the caption I found with it really convince me of that.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 03, 2015, 03:35:21 AM
"A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904."
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79emt8CaL1qalaqco1_500.jpg)
Sometimes, I think the human species has really earned its place on this planet. This image and the caption I found with it really convince me of that.
That sort of justifies everything we've done as a species.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 03, 2015, 03:35:21 AM
"A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904."
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79emt8CaL1qalaqco1_500.jpg)
Sometimes, I think the human species has really earned its place on this planet. This image and the caption I found with it really convince me of that.
Well done, humans. Well fucking done.
Although I AM reminded of what that guest lecturer said yesterday, and it makes me think maybe he knows things I don't know.
QuoteThe great thing about Antarctica is that there are no people there, only scientists.
Well, I don't know if I'd call the Scottish scientists, but they're certainly not people.
Quote from: Cain on April 03, 2015, 04:31:09 PM
Well, I don't know if I'd call the Scottish scientists, but they're certainly not people.
:spittake:
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Friend of mine found christian cereal.
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/10d62968cf1364a7b36b0866908a7907/tumblr_nm9as0n8J21rb0jvjo1_400.jpg)
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on April 04, 2015, 12:49:17 AM
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Nifty.
Quote from: Trivial on April 03, 2015, 11:23:20 PM
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Friend of mine found christian cereal.
Oh, yeah. That stuff's been around for a while. They have bread and other products, too. I bought some once years ago. Can't remember if it was any good.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 04, 2015, 09:58:47 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on April 04, 2015, 12:49:17 AM
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Nifty.
[[wolfing intensifies]]
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71lIyX481ZL._SL1500_.jpg) :lulz:
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Yea, yea, yea? Vas is dat, vat is dis?
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on April 06, 2015, 11:45:37 PM
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What the fuck does that even mean?
The X Files were kinkier than you were led to believe.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 07, 2015, 06:38:40 PM
The X Files were kinkier than you were led to believe.
Great, then I was also lead to believe in an unreasonable expectation of privacy, perfect.
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Quote from: Trivial on April 11, 2015, 12:28:45 AM
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Me: I think that mean he loses, he stepped outside the box.
Some Guy: I dunno, I don't know Olympic Drift Horse Racing works.
All I know is that horse is AMAZEBALLS.
Don't mind me. Just leaving this here...
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:lulz:
I don't even know what that IS. :lulz:
That is SATURDAY NIGHT.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 12, 2015, 03:52:59 AM
I don't even know what that IS. :lulz:
What LMNO said.
Also, it's a guy dancing surrounded by 9 Flex Mentallo clones. Which makes me gibber with glee.
...Iason?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 12, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
...Iason?
:lulz:
Flex would never catch him. He's too naive.
(http://i.imgur.com/U5ZeYbs.jpg)
"Black Knight Satellite"
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More liek "glute-free singles", amirite?
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/60e557176d0e416528a481401f9d8443/tumblr_n0juqdaE521rh93ero1_540.jpg)
Ok which one of you did this?
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Quote from: Trivial on April 14, 2015, 01:24:17 PM
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:lulz: Stealing.
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That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,
It's been a thing on FB for a while. You get someone talking about something totally unrelated. Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.
And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".
(http://futurerelease.com/Home/LDD_files/Picture%203Krop.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,
It's been a thing on FB for a while. You get someone talking about something totally unrelated. Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.
And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".
One of the advantages of not having idiots on my friends list. Plenty of people I don't necessarily agree with, but no idiots.
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 02:07:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,
It's been a thing on FB for a while. You get someone talking about something totally unrelated. Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.
And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".
One of the advantages of not having idiots on my friends list. Plenty of people I don't necessarily agree with, but no idiots.
I have been watching one formerly completely sane and intelligent friend, a PhD psychologist and tenured professor, spiral down some alarming rabbithole that may or may not be alcohol-fueled. I can't unfriend her because that would be callously cruel and I honestly would feel bad doing so after so many years, but I'm not really sure what I SHOULD do.
Tell them whiskey bottles cant melt steel beams.
Cain,
cruel and useless advice specialist.
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 05:09:49 AM
Tell them whiskey bottles cant melt steel beams.
Cain,
cruel and useless advice specialist.
:lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2015, 04:59:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 02:07:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2015, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2015, 09:53:47 PM
That's every day of my life, arguing with the morons of reddit's conspiracy sub,
It's been a thing on FB for a while. You get someone talking about something totally unrelated. Hobbies or boobs or shit like that.
And then outta nowhere, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, dude".
One of the advantages of not having idiots on my friends list. Plenty of people I don't necessarily agree with, but no idiots.
I have been watching one formerly completely sane and intelligent friend, a PhD psychologist and tenured professor, spiral down some alarming rabbithole that may or may not be alcohol-fueled. I can't unfriend her because that would be callously cruel and I honestly would feel bad doing so after so many years, but I'm not really sure what I SHOULD do.
Me.. I SQUEEZE DEM TILL DEY JUICE...
(http://i.imgur.com/prNmhm0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QAPktNP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PTySQOM.png)
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, ALL OF THAT IS SATIRE.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SATIRE.
SATIRE.
I'm fairly sure the squirrelgirl is satire, because she says the most amazingly stupid things on such a regular basis.
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/109141423371/s-o-to-the-starving-children-in-africa for example
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 09:27:22 PM
I'm fairly sure the squirrelgirl is satire, because she says the most amazingly stupid things on such a regular basis.
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/109141423371/s-o-to-the-starving-children-in-africa for example
"Africans are different; maybe they're apekin."
I'm
dying over here.
I HOPE IT ISN'T SATIRE BECAUSE FUCK YOU
I just...
Fucking internet, man.
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662) NSFW?
Quote from: Trivial on April 17, 2015, 01:28:44 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662) NSFW?
Sweet merciful fuck why.
Looks like Donald Trump has been doing internets again. This is a deleted tweet of his from yesterday:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCwTsNTUEAAKbfC.jpg)
I dunno, dealing with a pathological sex maniac every day of your life since the 1970s sounds a LOT like learning how to deal with America.
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2015, 03:53:52 PM
I dunno, dealing with a pathological sex maniac every day of your life since the 1970s sounds a LOT like learning how to deal with America.
:lulz:
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Quote from: Trivial on April 17, 2015, 01:28:44 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662) NSFW?
motherfucker, now it shows up on my facebook ads!!!!!!!! :argh!:
Quote from: The Johnny on April 18, 2015, 04:17:40 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 17, 2015, 01:28:44 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662) NSFW?
motherfucker, now it shows up on my facebook ads!!!!!!!! :argh!:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Johnny on April 18, 2015, 04:17:40 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 17, 2015, 01:28:44 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271203307662) NSFW?
motherfucker, now it shows up on my facebook ads!!!!!!!! :argh!:
You're welcome!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2015, 05:50:35 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 12, 2015, 03:52:59 AM
I don't even know what that IS. :lulz:
What LMNO said.
Also, it's a guy dancing surrounded by 9 Flex Mentallo clones. Which makes me gibber with glee.
Actually, it's Jason Statham. :lulz: He did a lot of modeling before becoming an actor. Here's the whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY
You're welcome.
"So you're telling me if I stop dancing like a gimp, I'll die? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rvYrVTnSWw)"
Jason Statham is The Shamen.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 18, 2015, 08:17:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2015, 05:50:35 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 12, 2015, 03:52:59 AM
I don't even know what that IS. :lulz:
What LMNO said.
Also, it's a guy dancing surrounded by 9 Flex Mentallo clones. Which makes me gibber with glee.
Actually, it's Jason Statham. :lulz: He did a lot of modeling before becoming an actor. Here's the whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY
You're welcome.
Iason Statham
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/abe69a374e4e59e84941b5dfd6acd992/tumblr_nm3uxhhnsZ1ql8t12o1_500.jpg)
:lulz: That guy is awesome.
:lulz:
Yes he is.
(http://jasonthewebsite.com/images/12Days_02_Small.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on April 18, 2015, 11:15:57 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/abe69a374e4e59e84941b5dfd6acd992/tumblr_nm3uxhhnsZ1ql8t12o1_500.jpg)
So
that's what he does in his spare time . . .
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/pound%20Ken%20Clarke%201412089871999_Image_galleryImage_BIRMINGHAM_ENGLAND_SEPTEM_zpsvpueoas5.jpg) (http://s13.photobucket.com/user/goblinhill/media/pound%20Ken%20Clarke%201412089871999_Image_galleryImage_BIRMINGHAM_ENGLAND_SEPTEM_zpsvpueoas5.jpg.html)
And this is Ken Clarke, former Tory Home Secretary, for you foreign types. I suspect the top one may actually not be him at all; but it bloody well ought to be
Who can say what Ken Clarke gets up to at all those Bilderberger conferences?
After all, a close friend of the Duchess of Cambridge runs sex parties out a shariah hotel (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/11547159/Kate-Middletons-friend-holds-orgies-in-Sharia-hotel.html).
The ways of the elite are mysterious to us mere plebs.
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/e0e7c8daceb6bb9e8cf022526c9a9b5c/tumblr_mw93w8jQm41sped3xo1_500.gif)
CATS CATS CATS. Back in the day it was CATS CATS CATS CATS.
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2015, 06:11:14 PM
Who can say what Ken Clarke gets up to at all those Bilderberger conferences?
After all, a close friend of the Duchess of Cambridge runs sex parties out a shariah hotel (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/11547159/Kate-Middletons-friend-holds-orgies-in-Sharia-hotel.html).
The ways of the elite are mysterious to us mere plebs.
Surely this service is
begging to be hacked. Anyone bother to follow the links to the "party planning" site? It's fucking hilarious.
hxxp://www.killingkittens.com/
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At best, it's another dull "lets arrange a posh orgy" site. What's amusing me more is this seems incredibly likely to be a front for "procuring" girls for your own "private parties". Given some of the news from the UK over the past year, it wouldn't be at all shocked if there's a few very illegal things going on in the background.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 16, 2015, 09:41:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2015, 09:27:22 PM
I'm fairly sure the squirrelgirl is satire, because she says the most amazingly stupid things on such a regular basis.
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/109141423371/s-o-to-the-starving-children-in-africa for example
"Africans are different; maybe they're apekin."
I'm dying over here.
Heh, that reminds me of something i read in a pretty decent science magazine. (EOS)
Non-Africans all have Neanderthal DNA, about 2%.
Hang on, hunting for correct linky...
Quote from: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/10/121012-neanderthals-science-paabo-dna-sex-breeding-humans/The researchers, under the direction of Svante Pääbo of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, found that 2.5 percent of the genome of an average human living outside Africa today is made up of Neanderthal DNA. The average modern African has none.
It's not the Africans that have a history of a disturbing connection with another species...
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 20, 2015, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 19, 2015, 06:11:14 PM
Who can say what Ken Clarke gets up to at all those Bilderberger conferences?
After all, a close friend of the Duchess of Cambridge runs sex parties out a shariah hotel (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/11547159/Kate-Middletons-friend-holds-orgies-in-Sharia-hotel.html).
The ways of the elite are mysterious to us mere plebs.
Surely this service is begging to be hacked. Anyone bother to follow the links to the "party planning" site? It's fucking hilarious.
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At best, it's another dull "lets arrange a posh orgy" site. What's amusing me more is this seems incredibly likely to be a front for "procuring" girls for your own "private parties". Given some of the news from the UK over the past year, it wouldn't be at all shocked if there's a few very illegal things going on in the background.
Not to spoil the beans, my dear shill, dare I say methinks that to be heart of it, honey?
You seem to be using words but lack coherence.
Try again please.
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54028678.jpg)
Man... The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Also, lol, Roger
(http://new1.fjcdn.com/pictures/Liberal+media_159caa_5521998.jpg)
Quote from: axod on April 21, 2015, 11:01:02 PM
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Victory forever. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2015, 05:17:40 AM
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I want that one :lulz:
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/0a24706874866468d459afa5764bf043/tumblr_nmv97sfRtC1qgzkjno1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: axod on April 21, 2015, 11:01:02 PM
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This is wonderful. Also i dig your keeping up with this pooh theme.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/e6/28/0fe628927eb6ee3a007a52e3acdae8bb.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/e80da798a68aa2e75d18d3d782caf9fb/tumblr_nn8lwznPls1qb5xxvo1_1280.png)
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/c917e77c5f0e57917799f2531a431546/tumblr_nn7wlmdD1G1tr4il3o1_500.jpg)
Now banned in Russia!
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i dont know how to put in directly:
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aQ4VpG2_460sv.mp4 (http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aQ4VpG2_460sv.mp4)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c5/c5/10/c5c5104840aef5026f53f22ee32c1c71.jpg)
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57476555.jpg)
(http://www.bugsponge.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/G/a/Gay_Putin.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Good times.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Klaus_Kinski_en_Aguirre.jpg)
Quote from: LuciferX on April 24, 2015, 10:18:34 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c5/c5/10/c5c5104840aef5026f53f22ee32c1c71.jpg)
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57476555.jpg)
(http://www.bugsponge.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/G/a/Gay_Putin.jpg)
Just a reminder that this video exists[/img] (http://pastorofmuppets.tumblr.com/post/117334101043/itsstuckyinmyhead-ioanina-teamchaosprez)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 25, 2015, 06:48:02 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Good times.
:lol: A classic.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 25, 2015, 05:17:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 25, 2015, 06:48:02 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) Cthulu speaks english, (2) he's 'demonic', (3) he's only 'demonic' because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both the lovecraft mythos and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
Good times.
:lol: A classic.
What was the original of this?
Not sure but fairly certain it started in this thread. If memory serves, paes is responsible.
I believe it was Enki originally, gloriously not getting some joke or another.
It was me, like two years ago, being annoyed by people posting snickers ads and pretending they're funny.
That ad was funny you terrible bore.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on April 25, 2015, 09:05:16 PM
It was me, like two years ago, being annoyed by people posting snickers ads and pretending they're funny. my deficit in theory of mind and resultant inability to grasp how humor I don't understand can be funny for other people.
Quote from: The Waffling on April 25, 2015, 10:44:01 PM
That ad was funny you terrible bore.
He authentically doesn't get the humor, which is fine. He lacks the cognitive basis for understanding what makes it funny. Where it stops being fine and becomes insufferable is his insistence that because he doesn't find something funny, it is objectively not funny to anyone.
QuoteIt was terribly amusing
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:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2015, 04:44:16 PM
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"Losing My Religion"
Oh life, it's bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I've said enough
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I've said enough
Consider this
Consider this, the hint of the century
Consider this, the slip
That brought me to my knees, failed
What if all these fantasies come
Flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try
That was just a dream
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/YhIbcqa.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ie6xlsv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jweChw2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7qmrusM.png)
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2015, 12:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 25, 2015, 10:44:01 PM
That ad was funny you terrible bore.
He authentically doesn't get the humor, which is fine. He lacks the cognitive basis for understanding what makes it funny. Where it stops being fine and becomes insufferable is his insistence that because he doesn't find something funny, it is objectively not funny to anyone.
It's always good to be told when I've misinterpreted my own opinion.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on April 27, 2015, 09:27:32 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2015, 12:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Waffling on April 25, 2015, 10:44:01 PM
That ad was funny you terrible bore.
He authentically doesn't get the humor, which is fine. He lacks the cognitive basis for understanding what makes it funny. Where it stops being fine and becomes insufferable is his insistence that because he doesn't find something funny, it is objectively not funny to anyone.
It's always good to be told when I've misinterpreted my own opinion.
But you don't actually find them humorous, Cainad. You're just
pretending to find them humorous, because that, for some reason, is just what everyone is doing. This is absolutely 100% objective fact, because Enki doesn't get the joke.
All this is just bullshit and distraction from the key issue anyway which is Roger not releasing the second part of the joke.
All the blood, is, as usual, entirely on his claws.
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE MEXICO?
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 28, 2015, 01:42:32 AM
All this is just bullshit and distraction from the key issue anyway which is Roger not releasing the second part of the joke.
All the blood, is, as usual, entirely on his claws.
I did release the second half of the joke. To LMNO, EoC, Richter, and Luna.
I swore them to secrecy, under pain of the Seven Trials of Tucson.
(http://9gag.com/gag/a9LD8PK?ref=fbp)
http://9gag.com/gag/a9LD8PK?ref=fbp (http://9gag.com/gag/a9LD8PK?ref=fbp)
I can neither confirm nor deny that I totally know the second part of the joke, which I absolutely do. Or do not. But do.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/28/article-2332108-1A092BF1000005DC-743_634x872.jpg) old news, I know, still
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 28, 2015, 04:19:09 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny that I totally know the second part of the joke, which I absolutely do. Or do not. But do.
I mean, its like, I don't know: what I got was absolutely NOT a joke, although it was totally mind-blowingly hilarious, so, it was like no other joke, really, it killed them all. Still, now that there's nothing even left to joke about, it's all incredibly funny...
Fuck, I just hit a snag, what were you on about again?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 28, 2015, 04:19:09 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny that I totally know the second part of the joke, which I absolutely do. Or do not. But do.
*fires up the palo verde machine*
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Quote from: The Waffling on April 29, 2015, 08:27:15 PM
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:horrormirth: You know, I've never actually read it, but that makes me wonder if it was secretly another one of those "let's see if we can get this horrible thing published" sociological experiments. Like
Naked Came the Stranger or
Atlanta Nights.
like, i've read about AIs that can apparently read enough novels to write original fiction. Every time i want to scoff and say its impossible for these to replace humans, I remember shit like this.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2015, 12:27:43 AM
sociological experiments. Like Naked Came the Stranger or
HAW! Read that in the army (it was in the chaplain's book box :lulz: ), and I KNEW it was a put on!
I read it out loud to my squad until Sgt Adams made me stop.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/60c0db62ef062d0ff0def480fe2f889c/tumblr_nca4z0NmXj1qb5gkjo2_500.png)
Hey kids! Jet fuel can't melt steal beams!
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Quote from: Trivial on April 30, 2015, 01:45:37 AM
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That's how donkeys gets the girls, see!
:lulz:
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/c3310a4125332cbc2d3fb67d1c97ca37/tumblr_nca4z0NmXj1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
Quote from: Trivial on April 30, 2015, 04:06:12 AM
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Get out of town! :lulz:
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on April 30, 2015, 12:36:47 AM
like, i've read about AIs that can apparently read enough novels to write original fiction. Every time i want to scoff and say its impossible for these to replace humans, I remember shit like this.
Can't wait till, "shit, you write like a machine"', becomes a compliment :lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on April 30, 2015, 08:28:25 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 30, 2015, 04:06:12 AM
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Get out of town! :lulz:
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/2a7f11073272b18fabbe1c1ee5828175/tumblr_nca4z0NmXj1qb5gkjo3_500.png)
Quote from: Trivial on May 01, 2015, 02:27:58 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on April 30, 2015, 08:28:25 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 30, 2015, 04:06:12 AM
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Get out of town! :lulz:
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/2a7f11073272b18fabbe1c1ee5828175/tumblr_nca4z0NmXj1qb5gkjo3_500.png)
Not to make an ass of myself, but yes, it's been making laugh for days, got me all the way to May for braying out loud :lulz:
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/94d780a47ad0df8444c21a32287cc857/tumblr_nj5rp1nzAt1ro1unao1_540.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on May 02, 2015, 12:42:40 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/94d780a47ad0df8444c21a32287cc857/tumblr_nj5rp1nzAt1ro1unao1_540.jpg)
That's beautiful.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2015, 01:10:53 AM
I read it out loud to my squad until Sgt Adams made me stop.
:lulz:
For Sparkle Motion
(http://www.baysidemarine.co.uk/ekmps/shops/baysidemarine1/images/starbrite-dip-it-whip-it-liquid-rope-whipping-4oz-1300-p.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/130c4045a3a05294a692057ca4991f0a/tumblr_mz9zcrwlvt1qzjlm6o1_500.gif)
(http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/PBF045-Wise_Satoshi.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 03, 2015, 04:22:15 PM
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This appeals to me.
I would have made a joke like this, Bach in the day.
I found a photograph of Oregon's recently deposed governor as an adult baby.
(http://i.imgur.com/d1pAfDe.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84wtrDrWj1rzc8hro1_540.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on May 05, 2015, 04:03:36 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84wtrDrWj1rzc8hro1_540.jpg)
That guy is awesome.
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/7ba41602b5b4362520a509680d5573e9/tumblr_mqet9ncQ4j1qghk7bo1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/be8f8c1a73f6d5893c1bab5fa307145b/tumblr_nndo4rRRSI1s2jikwo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 05, 2015, 11:26:40 PM
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/be8f8c1a73f6d5893c1bab5fa307145b/tumblr_nndo4rRRSI1s2jikwo1_1280.jpg)
Man, I love living in the future.
I heard about a bad situation involving a drone.
A television crew came to interview some asylum seekers and they had a camera drone with them.
Obviously, the asylum seekers from countries where people regularly get blown up by predator drones were terrified.
This completely baffled the television crew.
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is privilege.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 05, 2015, 11:26:40 PM
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/7ba41602b5b4362520a509680d5573e9/tumblr_mqet9ncQ4j1qghk7bo1_1280.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/be8f8c1a73f6d5893c1bab5fa307145b/tumblr_nndo4rRRSI1s2jikwo1_1280.jpg)
Covered with cashews.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/eda2b2d76e30b071aabcc2fdbb261d2a/tumblr_nnz9d2vcSM1qb5xxvo1_1280.jpg)
The future
THERE YOU GO PAKISTAN, JUST PUT A FEW OF THOSE BAD BOYS UP
(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11114189_10205838110343898_1617375044100854974_n.jpg?oh=d73b1c89df79674a574bcf805791e1d8&oe=55E0EC88)
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/tumblr-disney-pocahontas-white-man.jpg)
Said no Mongol or Turk ever.
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2015, 02:18:25 PM
Said no Mongol or Turk ever.
Four out of five continents agree!
Eurocentric history of the past 350 years agrees?
Wow, very history, much comprehensive.
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2015, 02:26:15 PM
Eurocentric history of the past 350 years agrees?
Wow, very history, much comprehensive.
But can you sum up most Greek mythology with: Unfortunately Zeus was horny.
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Somehow, that all sounds very offensive. Rather like, Millitard, autourism, intelishite, and natalnazi?
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Thanks.
So that's the more interesting part then. I do not intend to offend, but I find American curses to be a bit boring.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 10, 2015, 09:57:52 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Thanks.
So that's the more interesting part then. I do not intend to offend, but I find American curses to be a bit boring.
So Americans need to curse better or the international community needs to curse more.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprzylOPrQ1qb25dg.jpg)
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 10, 2015, 09:57:52 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Thanks.
So that's the more interesting part then. I do not intend to offend, but I find American curses to be a bit boring.
Well, we think your wooden shoes are boring. :argh!:
And your stupid lacey blue posing suits.
Quote from: Trivial on May 10, 2015, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 10, 2015, 09:57:52 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Thanks.
So that's the more interesting part then. I do not intend to offend, but I find American curses to be a bit boring.
So Americans need to curse better or the international community needs to curse more.
How about both?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2015, 03:59:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 10, 2015, 09:57:52 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: axod on May 09, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 09, 2015, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 09, 2015, 03:12:57 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA (http://imgur.com/gallery/V7ywA) Profanity charts.
What kind of category is non-american?
Unfortunately, that falls under the imperative.
According to the chart maker: Wanker, gobshite, tabernac, puta, etc.
Thanks.
So that's the more interesting part then. I do not intend to offend, but I find American curses to be a bit boring.
Well, we think your wooden shoes are boring. :argh!:
And your stupid lacey blue posing suits.
I would reverse those, wooden shoes are quite stupid but not boring at all, they hurt like hell.
Pain is never boring.
(http://imgur.com/UoejU0d.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/4LURW09.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/MDXVEsh.jpg)
(http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pounded-by-pounded.jpg)
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2015, 02:11:34 PM
(http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pounded-by-pounded.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5676967.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-iWatch-porn.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on May 12, 2015, 12:46:44 AM
(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5676967.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-iWatch-porn.jpg)
This has removed my will to live.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 12, 2015, 12:54:41 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 12, 2015, 12:46:44 AM
(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5676967.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-iWatch-porn.jpg)
This has removed my will to live.
http://www.amazon.com/Leonard-Delaney/e/B00E86C4B0/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1431400065&sr=1-2-ent (http://www.amazon.com/Leonard-Delaney/e/B00E86C4B0/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1431400065&sr=1-2-ent)
...
:horrormirth:
I'm kinda curious.
Hey Howl please don't die before you read this
http://gizmodo.com/the-mysterious-writer-behind-the-weirdest-tech-erotica-1702680491
Quote from: MMIX on May 12, 2015, 12:24:35 PM
Hey Howl please don't die before you read this
http://gizmodo.com/the-mysterious-writer-behind-the-weirdest-tech-erotica-1702680491
um
QuoteCanadian erotica master Leonard Delaney
and then this happened
Quote"Oh yeah!" she cried. "Give me a Stevejob."
The iWatch guided her left hand to grab her clitoris. Forming into a duck head again, her fingertips sucked at the tip of her clit, occasionally flicking at it with the middle finger like it was a little duck tongue.
She spurted just a little bit from the tip of her clit, sending an arc of milky Christie-juice across the room. It landed on the wall with the fish tank, causing the fish to glitch in and out of existence. So it was a hologram after all. The iWatch dove deeper. Her own slender fingers passed her labium minora, entering her sopping fibromuscular tube up to the knuckles.
"Deeper," she said. "Invade me. Fuck the privacy right out of me."
I hate myself for being a primate, and I want to die.
sopping fibromuscular tube
sopping fibromuscular tube
sopping fibromuscular tube
sopping fibromuscular tube
YAYY
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 12, 2015, 03:42:08 PM
sopping fibromuscular tube
sopping fibromuscular tube
sopping fibromuscular tube
sopping fibromuscular tube
This is EXACTLY the reason I abuse prescription medicine.
:aaa:
DOES HE WRITE ABOUT DRONES?
HE SHOULD WRITE ABOUT DRONES!
:fap:
Meanwhile, in Japan...
(https://i.imgur.com/j2BlgC9.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2015, 03:16:43 AM
Meanwhile, in Japan...
(https://i.imgur.com/j2BlgC9.jpg)
well of course, obviously.
Yep actors eat, even Japanese ones,. Who knew. Those crazy guys will make a stage show out of anything
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10956634_364851710372100_5411871677503936245_n.jpg?oh=dcac4b025babc03dc69c659bcd666fb5&oe=55C76649)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2015, 03:16:43 AM
Meanwhile, in Japan...
(https://i.imgur.com/j2BlgC9.jpg)
The only wierd thing about this is that none of Frieza's other forms are represented. :argh!:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 14, 2015, 10:18:27 PM
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10956634_364851710372100_5411871677503936245_n.jpg?oh=dcac4b025babc03dc69c659bcd666fb5&oe=55C76649)
(http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/htimages/D005_egyptian.jpg)
Quote from: axod on May 14, 2015, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 14, 2015, 10:18:27 PM
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10956634_364851710372100_5411871677503936245_n.jpg?oh=dcac4b025babc03dc69c659bcd666fb5&oe=55C76649)
(http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/htimages/D005_egyptian.jpg)
(http://www.whale.to/c/svwop5uo.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 14, 2015, 11:28:42 PM
Quote from: axod on May 14, 2015, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 14, 2015, 10:18:27 PM
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10956634_364851710372100_5411871677503936245_n.jpg?oh=dcac4b025babc03dc69c659bcd666fb5&oe=55C76649)
(http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/htimages/D005_egyptian.jpg)
(http://www.whale.to/c/svwop5uo.jpg)
I inducted first Utu, or Samas, then, Enki? I think it's Enki.
[What is behind him whom is behind Enki]
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2015, 01:52:37 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 14, 2015, 11:28:42 PM
Quote from: axod on May 14, 2015, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 14, 2015, 10:18:27 PM
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10956634_364851710372100_5411871677503936245_n.jpg?oh=dcac4b025babc03dc69c659bcd666fb5&oe=55C76649)
(http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/htimages/D005_egyptian.jpg)
(http://www.whale.to/c/svwop5uo.jpg)
I inducted first Utu, or Samas, then, Enki? I think it's Enki.
[What is behind him whom is behind Enki]
Presumably Nuddimud.
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Matsya_avatar.jpg)
Quote from: axod on May 15, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Matsya_avatar.jpg)
NSFW (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Pompeii_-_IX.12.6_-_Ithyphallic_Mercurius.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:57:35 AM
Quote from: axod on May 15, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Matsya_avatar.jpg)
NSFW (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Pompeii_-_IX.12.6_-_Ithyphallic_Mercurius.jpg)
(http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Enlil.GIF)
Quote from: axod on May 17, 2015, 09:29:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:57:35 AM
Quote from: axod on May 15, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Matsya_avatar.jpg)
NSFW (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Pompeii_-_IX.12.6_-_Ithyphallic_Mercurius.jpg)
(http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Enlil.GIF)
(http://www.causa-nostra.com/vril/cn1102/rx/Innana-Inana-Inanna--Inanna--r1102a04--q1.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 17, 2015, 02:51:00 PM
Quote from: axod on May 17, 2015, 09:29:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:57:35 AM
Quote from: axod on May 15, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Matsya_avatar.jpg)
NSFW (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Pompeii_-_IX.12.6_-_Ithyphallic_Mercurius.jpg)
(http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Enlil.GIF)
(http://www.causa-nostra.com/vril/cn1102/rx/Innana-Inana-Inanna--Inanna--r1102a04--q1.jpg)
(http://www.thechestnut.com/deputy/deputy-dd-shools-bell3.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 17, 2015, 04:03:12 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 17, 2015, 02:51:00 PM
Quote from: axod on May 17, 2015, 09:29:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:57:35 AM
Quote from: axod on May 15, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 15, 2015, 11:41:33 AM
NSFW (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFCidWSUUAIH86_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Matsya_avatar.jpg)
NSFW (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Pompeii_-_IX.12.6_-_Ithyphallic_Mercurius.jpg)
(http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Enlil.GIF)
(http://www.causa-nostra.com/vril/cn1102/rx/Innana-Inana-Inanna--Inanna--r1102a04--q1.jpg)
(http://www.thechestnut.com/deputy/deputy-dd-shools-bell3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YPHco2c.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TWWlYeJ.jpg)
I love these.
(http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/x/xc/fark_xcd59zcs1INpB995tYyxJhd8D24.jpg?t=F_XFwbJFnS4E044WEo641g&f=1432526400)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/316256dd68b9ce753bc66697b22c5b4e/tumblr_mxvyu0n1Wj1r8yrnpo1_1280.png)
German, everybody
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a0e099cd629c4f710a27432d189693bb/tumblr_no7rq4t0ja1qz6f4bo1_540.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 19, 2015, 11:11:32 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/316256dd68b9ce753bc66697b22c5b4e/tumblr_mxvyu0n1Wj1r8yrnpo1_1280.png)
German, everybody
I had to see if this was the case, and yep it is.
Other translation sites use different terms, interesting.
Quote from: Trivial on May 20, 2015, 03:40:26 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a0e099cd629c4f710a27432d189693bb/tumblr_no7rq4t0ja1qz6f4bo1_540.jpg)
This.
Is.
GLORIOUS! :lulz:
BREAKING: There is more on Tumblr than SJW and porn.
There's also this.
http://madmenintegrated.tumblr.com/
i love.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81am8GCoa1qzd9ino1_540.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2015, 05:46:46 PM
BREAKING: There is more on Tumblr than SJW and porn.
There's also this.
http://madmenintegrated.tumblr.com/
i love.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/071ff7931b23378bf2c428758a7797af/tumblr_noiob0ywY91uvdl2wo1_400.gif)
This applies to my job more than I'd like to admit.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2015, 05:46:46 PM
BREAKING: There is more on Tumblr than SJW and porn.
There's also this.
http://madmenintegrated.tumblr.com/
i love.
There's also the Methpire (http://motherboard.vice.com/read/tumblr-has-a-hardcore-meth-scene).
Quote from: Trivial on May 21, 2015, 01:32:17 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81am8GCoa1qzd9ino1_540.jpg)
Weaponized Tribbles?
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/006a71d9d256551bd559474d8d76bc94/tumblr_nopl1eEwes1s3abbdo1_500.gif)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/35F5A4AC-F212-4962-A003-BCCF5B3DAB98_zpsbvrw6bvn.jpg)
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 22, 2015, 11:17:03 AM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/35F5A4AC-F212-4962-A003-BCCF5B3DAB98_zpsbvrw6bvn.jpg)
:lol:
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11231154_440289039470942_5185300703691749046_n.jpg?oh=585b9d5a45a914e7bded5b13e77cced2&oe=55C2C8D3)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2015, 06:47:02 AM
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11231154_440289039470942_5185300703691749046_n.jpg?oh=585b9d5a45a914e7bded5b13e77cced2&oe=55C2C8D3)
NO!
:cry:
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 24, 2015, 02:22:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2015, 06:47:02 AM
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11231154_440289039470942_5185300703691749046_n.jpg?oh=585b9d5a45a914e7bded5b13e77cced2&oe=55C2C8D3)
NO!
:cry:
More of a Tabasco fan?
Sriracha is the hot sauce of choice for eggs.
Fukken elektrick stove, REAL COOKING REQUIRES GAS!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 21, 2015, 05:26:08 PM
Quote from: Trivial on May 21, 2015, 01:32:17 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81am8GCoa1qzd9ino1_540.jpg)
Weaponized Tribbles?
Looks a bit like an older la cholla cactus.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on May 25, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
Fukken elektrick stove, REAL COOKING REQUIRES GAS!
IMPEDANCE REQUIRES RESISTANCE!
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10407252_968083903210605_4637344330758064751_n.jpg?oh=4e91e4bfb10469a4d9f690cde0bf4354&oe=55C574D2)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2015, 06:50:53 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10407252_968083903210605_4637344330758064751_n.jpg?oh=4e91e4bfb10469a4d9f690cde0bf4354&oe=55C574D2)
:x
A love story:
(http://i.imgur.com/bs3B3Fi.gif)
Quote from: Cain on May 28, 2015, 11:06:38 PM
A love story:
(http://i.imgur.com/bs3B3Fi.gif)
:lulz:
Well....there's the compremisis skit TGRR saw coming 5 years ahead of time.
(http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y522/Rex_Bologna/louenrico_zpsvy7rtfuc.jpg)
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on May 29, 2015, 01:36:45 AM
(http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y522/Rex_Bologna/louenrico_zpsvy7rtfuc.jpg)
Uday and his papa.
Quote from: Richter on May 29, 2015, 01:07:20 AM
Well....there's the compremisis skit TGRR saw coming 5 years ahead of time.
He was a prophet.
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100727.gif)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/83f17a9b6dd408b9d0a796619fa57338/tumblr_mrfj8kAIrN1qatkeko1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on May 30, 2015, 02:57:50 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/83f17a9b6dd408b9d0a796619fa57338/tumblr_mrfj8kAIrN1qatkeko1_500.jpg)
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As this was deliberate, it does not qualify for the fucked up ad thread.
But it's the best thing I've seen all week.
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11038470_832948173493409_4506070842069375878_n.jpg?oh=5d07f6245a3fc10221ee5c1dc2933e18&oe=5605F0E3)
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11391547_1138215599538609_8404270282784147250_n.jpg?oh=87107fed74201d860a495e81f072ab28&oe=55EEAA2A)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 30, 2015, 08:53:40 PM
As this was deliberate, it does not qualify for the fucked up ad thread.
But it's the best thing I've seen all week.
(https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11038470_832948173493409_4506070842069375878_n.jpg?oh=5d07f6245a3fc10221ee5c1dc2933e18&oe=5605F0E3)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That is absolutely great.
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Should Sam come in? I have some hate to burn.
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11143278_10153847818876664_1849037111559451932_n.jpg?oh=50bd5ad9123db3d7a26725700b0595a3&oe=55ED8845)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDm-6RMWgAYIzyw.jpg)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/c2ec49cbd8f058e9f57d3fe95971d3cb/tumblr_np7ehrUMCl1tlb56zo1_400.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2015, 07:43:08 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Should Sam come in? I have some hate to burn.
Oh, YES. I will re-join, in that case. :lol:
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/d9688dfb5cb538099a7c2f6eda0bb325/tumblr_n65gwt6GWK1s6z0sfo4_400.gif)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2015, 07:43:08 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Should Sam come in? I have some hate to burn.
Oh, YES. I will re-join, in that case. :lol:
Which one is it? There are several.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2015, 02:19:37 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2015, 07:43:08 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Should Sam come in? I have some hate to burn.
Oh, YES. I will re-join, in that case. :lol:
Which one is it? There are several.
hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/thewatchmaker/
There are several perfectly decent people in there, and some complete douchebags who will make themselves obvious. In theory it's an atheist/skeptic/critical thinker group, but in practice it's just another board where young men wave their dicks around.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2015, 03:05:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2015, 02:19:37 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2015, 07:43:08 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Should Sam come in? I have some hate to burn.
Oh, YES. I will re-join, in that case. :lol:
Which one is it? There are several.
hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/thewatchmaker/
There are several perfectly decent people in there, and some complete douchebags who will make themselves obvious. In theory it's an atheist/skeptic/critical thinker group, but in practice it's just another board where young men wave their dicks around.
I know a bunch of people there. Becky Hover is good folks.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2015, 03:52:04 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2015, 03:05:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2015, 02:19:37 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 31, 2015, 07:43:08 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2015, 06:45:55 AM
I just saved the dildo downpour one to use as a response to this douchebag in a FB group called The Garden. I love it when baby trolls try to troll me, I know exactly how to push their buttons, and this will do the trick nicely. :lol:
Should Sam come in? I have some hate to burn.
Oh, YES. I will re-join, in that case. :lol:
Which one is it? There are several.
hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/thewatchmaker/
There are several perfectly decent people in there, and some complete douchebags who will make themselves obvious. In theory it's an atheist/skeptic/critical thinker group, but in practice it's just another board where young men wave their dicks around.
I know a bunch of people there. Becky Hover is good folks.
I don't think I've seen her post.
I may have joined the group at a bad moment, of course, it being the weekend. But this little misogynist: hxxps://www.facebook.com/groups/thewatchmaker/permalink/1704916009735877/ :lol: He did the absolute stereotype thing and went straight for a variation on "you're ugly". I'm not sure who that works on, but it sure as hell isn't going to work on a woman old enough to be his mother.
Small, hilarious irony to the conversation: I had just gotten back from a trip to the nude beach with Charley.
I've already seen enough to know it's trollworthy.
This i've gotta see.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2015, 03:05:07 AM
In theory it's an atheist/skeptic/critical thinker group, but in practice it's just another board where young men wave their dicks around.
So, an atheist group.
Quote from: Cain on June 01, 2015, 11:10:57 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2015, 03:05:07 AM
In theory it's an atheist/skeptic/critical thinker group, but in practice it's just another board where young men wave their dicks around.
So, an atheist groupThe Illuminati.
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10439449_10152963320090488_4852504543592776114_n.jpg?oh=4a60f71995c5e0cf4a33c0dda2aa0544&oe=5605C164)
I enjoyed the fact that in a thread about how bullshit feminism is, people didn't fucking get it when I was like YEAH WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME SHIT TO BOYS, SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN WHEN THEY'RE BOSSY, SHOW THEM HOW TO BE SUBSERVIENT.
That's it, y'all have terrified me :horrormirth: right into dropping all my atheistic affiliations - you burglarized the existential void in me and replaced it with the fear of God, or applical Godess. :lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 02, 2015, 07:42:03 AM
I enjoyed the fact that in a thread about how bullshit feminism is, people didn't fucking get it when I was like YEAH WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME SHIT TO BOYS, SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN WHEN THEY'RE BOSSY, SHOW THEM HOW TO BE SUBSERVIENT.
There are one or two reasonable people there, three on the fence, and a pack of arse biscuits.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2015, 11:41:46 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 02, 2015, 07:42:03 AM
I enjoyed the fact that in a thread about how bullshit feminism is, people didn't fucking get it when I was like YEAH WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME SHIT TO BOYS, SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN WHEN THEY'RE BOSSY, SHOW THEM HOW TO BE SUBSERVIENT.
There are one or two reasonable people there, three on the fence, and a pack of arse biscuits.
That's my take as well.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 02, 2015, 07:42:03 AM
I enjoyed the fact that in a thread about how bullshit feminism is, people didn't fucking get it when I was like YEAH WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME SHIT TO BOYS, SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN WHEN THEY'RE BOSSY, SHOW THEM HOW TO BE SUBSERVIENT.
They sound like rejects from reddit.
You should ask if, in this moment, they are euphoric (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric).
Quote from: Cain on June 03, 2015, 06:52:30 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 02, 2015, 07:42:03 AM
I enjoyed the fact that in a thread about how bullshit feminism is, people didn't fucking get it when I was like YEAH WE SHOULD SAY THE SAME SHIT TO BOYS, SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN WHEN THEY'RE BOSSY, SHOW THEM HOW TO BE SUBSERVIENT.
They sound like rejects from reddit.
You should ask if, in this moment, they are euphoric (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric).
Gonna do that, BRB :lol:
(http://i.imgur.com/IGz1yGX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kPwkWuf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/cpobbqc.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/AdqQJZM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/U0A6r4g.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7ZTqaDA.jpg)
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:nopunsplease:
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(https://33.media.tumblr.com/2dae95289dcd611b7699c2ef100dde98/tumblr_inline_mlb5ob6WQj1qz4rgp.jpg)
(http://sm4csi.home.xs4all.nl/nwo/MindControl/images/hypno2s.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg)
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 12, 2015, 04:52:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg
THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 12, 2015, 04:52:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg)
Must exploit some brain hardwiring because I felt a tad ill looking at it.
I love it.
Quote from: Trivial on June 12, 2015, 05:18:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 12, 2015, 04:52:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg)
Must exploit some brain hardwiring because I felt a tad ill looking at it.
Correct, it messes with your hypersensitive facial recognition skills. Humans are very good at that.
The source says it's "made by an AI" but the source is a reddit thread and I could find nothing to back it up whatsoever.
Quote from: Trivial on June 12, 2015, 05:18:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 12, 2015, 04:52:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg)
Must exploit some brain hardwiring because I felt a tad ill looking at it.
Ill? I think it's great. Reminds me of acid trips gone by.
It reminds me a bit of Larry Carlson, but not quite.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/7fd14be05456f8c044593b39a2d45bff/tumblr_mmv1gso5Zm1rrfc5to1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 13, 2015, 03:38:53 AM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/7fd14be05456f8c044593b39a2d45bff/tumblr_mmv1gso5Zm1rrfc5to1_1280.jpg)
This got a genuine guffaw out of me.
Quote from: President Television on June 12, 2015, 05:11:20 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 12, 2015, 04:52:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6ocuQsZ.jpg
THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Coolest thing I saw all week, feeling suddenly oxygenated again.
(http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1434254471760.jpg)
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11011736_1031338743557899_685646852866233892_n.jpg?oh=7c7b00aec8b68ea8c956de11cc1e8767&oe=55FBB69E)
(http://i.imgur.com/10m3BVA.png)
Quote from: Cain on June 14, 2015, 07:00:38 PM
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This is amazing.
It's obviously a miracle sent by Aryan Jesus.
Quote from: Cain on June 14, 2015, 11:50:46 PM
It's obviously a miracle sent by Aryan Jesus.
(http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/aliens-nordic1.jpg)
Aryan Jesus loves you, Cain.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 14, 2015, 11:59:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 14, 2015, 11:50:46 PM
It's obviously a miracle sent by Aryan Jesus.
(http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/aliens-nordic1.jpg)
Aryan Jesus loves you, Cain.
It's clearly some kind of trick. Why else would he be wearing a star of David?
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/56570bf2c399ef1599f7e1285fbe4096/tumblr_npxb6v6FtI1sjdbvfo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 15, 2015, 12:08:58 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/56570bf2c399ef1599f7e1285fbe4096/tumblr_npxb6v6FtI1sjdbvfo1_1280.jpg)
I LOLed.
Re: Ashtar
(http://50.6.73.68/picit/1434577818.4235.iPicit.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/1/6/417116.gif?v=1)
(http://www.artbytom.com/img/shop-full/tardigrade-queen.jpg)
Quote from: axod on June 19, 2015, 07:24:01 AM
(http://www.artbytom.com/img/shop-full/tardigrade-queen.jpg)
Water bear or sea pig?
Looks like a sea pig to me!
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/523b5cb05f4db92789d369fcd5c7a7a3/tumblr_nq954dpskH1qasjkvo1_1280.jpg)
That is a masterful troll.
Source finally came forward on that squirrel-slug thing: http://googleresearch.blogspot.com/2015/06/inceptionism-going-deeper-into-neural.html
QuoteAgain, we just start with an existing image and give it to our neural net. We ask the network: "Whatever you see there, I want more of it!" This creates a feedback loop: if a cloud looks a little bit like a bird, the network will make it look more like a bird. This in turn will make the network recognize the bird even more strongly on the next pass and so forth, until a highly detailed bird appears, seemingly out of nowhere.
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11146188_10153493393834391_4108868778770633935_n.jpg?oh=38785b68efec8575b4342afb77a6c068&oe=5633163F)
I....um....well, I really don't know what to say about this
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, shoot 'em."
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/efab147240c7a6dd7dc99395747b2647/tumblr_inline_n8zkkxv0sr1rb90na.png)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/01403285ffcdf81e57719450e36ed229/tumblr_inline_n8zkgbIM2Q1rb90na.png)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/3a68f5479fcc5786486e170f656013bd/tumblr_inline_n8zkggc1Ak1rb90na.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/702aa39f3938ed007819919ab230deca/tumblr_inline_n8zs39bBTl1rwnc7y.png)
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2015, 02:07:32 PM
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I....um....well, I really don't know what to say about this
It says that someone out there seriously thinks that an abused white girl growing up to identify as black and become a teacher and civil rights activist is basically exactly the same thing as a racist mass murderer.
From what I've seen on Facebook, a lot of someones out there.
Stop the world, I want to get off.
I was hoping it was some kind of weird meta-commentary, as in "this is meaningful, but not of anything in particular" sort.
The world needs more of that kind of art.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f2dd69a51f0820315b149e7171a8d30f/tumblr_nq9izpqRnZ1rsxqqio1_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4f7015234bfbe503a4ba7a9a57916c01/tumblr_nq9dmiyBRS1slggxfo1_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2a2b32adaf3fb1f13de6c535bc36bdb4/tumblr_nmp9nmjK9z1s9tehdo1_400.gif)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11140395_520531058093860_657956240064967930_n.jpg?oh=d09d46990638f296c9f033ded9605107&oe=562CDDEE)
(http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/~bgzimmer/rubblish.jpg)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/11430143_10205824484483827_7599275178300853584_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10733977_10205824493164044_1809700638278883571_n.jpg)
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(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/10285647_10205824818452176_7525659336990335824_n.jpg)
Source (http://www.michaelzwilliamson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=367)
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(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a1e97f9b53fcc803e748533a530eb867/tumblr_n437e8XZZp1sgzxr4o1_500.jpg)
Blammo!
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/20884e97b6a31967c90cafc615fe1b98/tumblr_nqii1lXOnz1rmin5no1_400.gif)
Still novel for me, re: QG Pennyworth, thanks for sharing!
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/77687a1ef78cdc0590e052d46dfeed37/tumblr_nqclo24hsU1s5qhggo7_1280.jpg)
Sorry, it's gonna be like this for a while.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35h671HRN1qzgur9.gif)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36flxNqnt1qel770.gif)
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2015, 11:12:25 PM
Sorry, it's gonna be like this for a while.
I'm OK with that.
My mom wouldn't let me watch the Dukes when I was a kid, and neither would a lot of the moms of kids I knew, because of the Confederate theme. It's not a new kind of PC, people knew it was questionable in the 70's too.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 27, 2015, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2015, 11:12:25 PM
Sorry, it's gonna be like this for a while.
I'm OK with that.
My mom wouldn't let me watch the Dukes when I was a kid, and neither would a lot of the moms of kids I knew, because of the Confederate theme. It's not a new kind of PC, people knew it was questionable in the 70's too.
Me too. Being from an area where this flag was very proudly displayed in many places, I can--anecdotally--say that not ONE of them know what the fuck they're talking about. not ONE. The deepest depth they ever got with me after pressing them was that it represents heritage and states rights.
They wouldn't know a civil war general from a bearded heffer.
But, that's just my experience.
I don't know why people just can't accept the flag is merely a sign of their heritage, that they are proud of their ancestors who not only kept black people as property, but were also willing to make it illegal not to make black people property and wanted to establish a conquering slaver Empire that would extend down through Central America and into Brazil, where they woud rule above the foolish, brown masses.
I mean, where is the harm in that? Only some kind of racist would be against celebrating one's cultural heritage.
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2015, 07:32:28 AM
I don't know why people just can't accept the flag is merely a sign of their heritage, that they are proud of their ancestors who not only kept black people as property, but were also willing to make it illegal not to make black people property and wanted to establish a conquering slaver Empire that would extend down through Central America and into Brazil, where they woud rule above the foolish, brown masses.
I mean, where is the harm in that? Only some kind of racist would be against celebrating one's cultural heritage.
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/eacVEyv.png)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/e803050749e3cb0b28cda5c9e7d4ab60/tumblr_npnunyA1ZR1qh1dj0o1_1280.jpg)
(http://orig05.deviantart.net/9b74/f/2014/140/f/b/confederate_union_jack_by_alternateflags-d7j4h4k.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/EeJ0soM.gifv)
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Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on June 28, 2015, 10:26:21 PM
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:lulz:
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 27, 2015, 11:32:24 PM
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So...if God had been more equality minded, original sin and hell wouldn't exist?
I'm not convinced they entirely thought through the implications of that.
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2015, 04:53:44 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 27, 2015, 11:32:24 PM
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So...if God had been more equality minded, original sin and hell wouldn't exist?
I'm not convinced they entirely thought through the implications of that.
Well, like many people, they've conflated Satan with Lucifer.
Lucifer didn't demand equal rights for the rest of the angels -- only for himself. So, it sort of misunderstands or misrepresents the position of rights movements. I'm unfamiliar with any rights movement that doesn't demand equality between two classes of people. When a single person demands rights equal to that of their superior, that's not usually called an equal rights movement -- that's usually called a coup, and the former superior gets executed or demoted pretty quickly afterward.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 29, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2015, 04:53:44 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 27, 2015, 11:32:24 PM
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So...if God had been more equality minded, original sin and hell wouldn't exist?
I'm not convinced they entirely thought through the implications of that.
Well, like many people, they've conflated Satan with Lucifer.
Lucifer didn't demand equal rights for the rest of the angels -- only for himself. So, it sort of misunderstands or misrepresents the position of rights movements. I'm unfamiliar with any rights movement that doesn't demand equality between two classes of people. When a single person demands rights equal to that of their superior, that's not usually called an equal rights movement -- that's usually called a coup, and the former superior gets executed or demoted pretty quickly afterward.
Thank you for clarifying that, I can't tell you how incensed I get having to always shoot down the disparagingly petty indignities hurled at me, over and over again.
Once upon a time, I may have misunderstood the ontology of my request, for which I paid dearly. I did my time. Now, no one really wants that lesson recapitulated, I think.
I have not had any sleep in days, and last night my significant other's dog bit me on the eye-brow. See what I mean...
Quote from: LuciferX on June 30, 2015, 12:48:39 AM
I have not had any sleep in days, and last night my significant other's dog bit me on the eye-brow. See what I mean...
Maybe the dog got tired of your sonambulistic Parmedian ramblings and wanted to put an end to you?
Quote from: The Johnny on June 30, 2015, 12:52:47 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on June 30, 2015, 12:48:39 AM
I have not had any sleep in days, and last night my significant other's dog bit me on the eye-brow. See what I mean...
Maybe the dog got tired of your sonambulistic Parmedian ramblings and wanted to put an end to you?
I know, so ironic, right? Although I fear it may be that he misunderstands his position in the master bedroom, and so on.
[edit: *he responds with an involuntarily supercilious look*=]
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 29, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 29, 2015, 04:53:44 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 27, 2015, 11:32:24 PM
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So...if God had been more equality minded, original sin and hell wouldn't exist?
I'm not convinced they entirely thought through the implications of that.
Well, like many people, they've conflated Satan with Lucifer.
Lucifer didn't demand equal rights for the rest of the angels -- only for himself. So, it sort of misunderstands or misrepresents the position of rights movements. I'm unfamiliar with any rights movement that doesn't demand equality between two classes of people. When a single person demands rights equal to that of their superior, that's not usually called an equal rights movement -- that's usually called a coup, and the former superior gets executed or demoted pretty quickly afterward.
I think that the claim that the one referred to as the morning star is meant to represent an angel at all is pretty tenuous.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on June 29, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
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Lucifer didn't demand equal rights for the rest of the angels -- only for himself. .
Source?
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Lucifer wasn't an angel, just some king who thought he was awesome and Isaiah's author was mocking him for being dead.
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on June 30, 2015, 05:45:35 AM
Lucifer wasn't an angel, just some king who thought he was awesome and Isaiah's author was mocking him for being dead.
That must provide a key to the irony of his story. I mean, if he was mocked for having fallen, then his rising again in the morning must have been quite confusing.
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And, my favorite troll post of the moment:
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I lol'd
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Is it wise to introduce your bees into this savage land?
How else are we going to get honey for morning tea?
I even managed to save our finest china
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Lovely, I've set up for tea then.
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ENJOY THESE BLOBFISH YOU FILTHY SAVAGES!! :argh!:
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I see your blob fish and raise it with fish with human teeth.
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Is there somewhere we can make our own?
Quote from: Hoopla on July 08, 2015, 07:19:53 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 07, 2015, 11:10:27 PM
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Is there somewhere we can make our own?
There was, but their servers seem to be overloaded because everyone wants to play with it now.
You can install it on your own computer if you have a little time to kill, I'm planning on doing so next weekend:
http://ryankennedy.io/running-the-deep-dream/
https://gist.github.com/robertsdionne/f58a5fc6e5d1d5d2f798
Quote from: N E T on July 08, 2015, 08:14:31 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 08, 2015, 07:19:53 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 07, 2015, 11:10:27 PM
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Is there somewhere we can make our own?
There was, but their servers seem to be overloaded because everyone wants to play with it now.
You can install it on your own computer if you have a little time to kill, I'm planning on doing so next weekend:
http://ryankennedy.io/running-the-deep-dream/
https://gist.github.com/robertsdionne/f58a5fc6e5d1d5d2f798
There were several web services for it, but deepdream runs pretty slow, so a lot of them have gone down or have an incredible backlog. (It can take nearly a minute to process a single frame on a relatively recent desktop machine if you don't use gpu extensions, and these services were getting hundreds or thousands of requests.)
My recommendation is to skip single frames and do videos (https://github.com/graphific/DeepDreamVideo), since that'll give you the ability to do single frames anyway, and all the cool kids will be posting videos in a week when they finish rendering.
Quote from: N E T on July 08, 2015, 08:14:31 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 08, 2015, 07:19:53 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 07, 2015, 11:10:27 PM
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Is there somewhere we can make our own?
There was, but their servers seem to be overloaded because everyone wants to play with it now.
You can install it on your own computer if you have a little time to kill, I'm planning on doing so next weekend:
http://ryankennedy.io/running-the-deep-dream/
https://gist.github.com/robertsdionne/f58a5fc6e5d1d5d2f798
Oh sweet, thanks NET.
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
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Gif unrelated.
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 08, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
Maybe dogs were only a small part of its training but the way we have made dogs into all sizes and shapes has made the dog-pattern too broad, combine that with our ability to recognize human faces and the role of dogs in our history and society (dogs are people too!)
The most you could say is that it hasn't seen enough human faces.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 08, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
Maybe dogs were only a small part of its training but the way we have made dogs into all sizes and shapes has made the dog-pattern too broad, combine that with our ability to recognize human faces and the role of dogs in our history and society (dogs are people too!)
The most you could say is that it hasn't seen enough human faces.
I think the training set was made at the height of the doge meme. It's clear that the model has connected dog faces and cat faces with faces of other small mammals with wet noses, because occasionally the "dog" faces will look more like squirrels. Note that the model also frequently hallucinates birds.
The prevalence of the doge meme was a statistical sampling error; while the average animal face is cat-like, several individual pictures of shiba inu were copied millions of times, and should not have been counted.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 08, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
Maybe dogs were only a small part of its training but the way we have made dogs into all sizes and shapes has made the dog-pattern too broad, combine that with our ability to recognize human faces and the role of dogs in our history and society (dogs are people too!)
The most you could say is that it hasn't seen enough human faces.
It's dogs and eyes. So many eyes.
This is interesting to me because human visual processing also devotes a disproportionate amount of real estate to eyes.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2015, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 08, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
Maybe dogs were only a small part of its training but the way we have made dogs into all sizes and shapes has made the dog-pattern too broad, combine that with our ability to recognize human faces and the role of dogs in our history and society (dogs are people too!)
The most you could say is that it hasn't seen enough human faces.
It's dogs and eyes. So many eyes.
This is interesting to me because human visual processing also devotes a disproportionate amount of real estate to eyes.
I think that we see the eyes and not the other things
because we are so focused on eyes.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:16:27 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2015, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 08, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
Maybe dogs were only a small part of its training but the way we have made dogs into all sizes and shapes has made the dog-pattern too broad, combine that with our ability to recognize human faces and the role of dogs in our history and society (dogs are people too!)
The most you could say is that it hasn't seen enough human faces.
It's dogs and eyes. So many eyes.
This is interesting to me because human visual processing also devotes a disproportionate amount of real estate to eyes.
I think that we see the eyes and not the other things because we are so focused on eyes.
That starts to get into a chicken and egg argument; did we evolve to devote more cortical region to processing eyes and faces because we pay more attention to them, or do we pay more attention to eyes and faces because we have more cortical region dedicated to processing those features?
I guess I could unpack my original statement a little more: I think it's interesting because it is learning about what to pay attention to based on what visual features are most important to us, as gauged by images that we post on the internet. Therefore, simply by observing the images that we produce, it is doing a fairly good job of mimicking our cortical allocation. This is interesting to me partly because of a phenomenon which I am pretty sure has another name but which I have been calling "persistence" since I was a kid; the idea that that which is is that which is most likely to be. It isn't all that complicated, I'm just expressing it poorly.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2015, 12:52:46 AM
I guess I could unpack my original statement a little more: I think it's interesting because it is learning about what to pay attention to based on what visual features are most important to us, as gauged by images that we post on the internet. Therefore, simply by observing the images that we produce, it is doing a fairly good job of mimicking our cortical allocation. This is interesting to me partly because of a phenomenon which I am pretty sure has another name but which I have been calling "persistence" since I was a kid; the idea that that which is is that which is most likely to be. It isn't all that complicated, I'm just expressing it poorly.
Ah, I understand now and I completely agree.
I was communicating at least as badly so thanks for the clarification.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2015, 12:52:46 AM
I guess I could unpack my original statement a little more: I think it's interesting because it is learning about what to pay attention to based on what visual features are most important to us, as gauged by images that we post on the internet. Therefore, simply by observing the images that we produce, it is doing a fairly good job of mimicking our cortical allocation. This is interesting to me partly because of a phenomenon which I am pretty sure has another name but which I have been calling "persistence" since I was a kid; the idea that that which is is that which is most likely to be. It isn't all that complicated, I'm just expressing it poorly.
That's really fascinating. It makes me wonder what implications this might have for a theoretical AI mind.
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Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:16:27 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2015, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 09, 2015, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on July 08, 2015, 11:48:54 PM
It needs to be trained on something other than dogs. It's all dogsdogsdogs.
Maybe dogs were only a small part of its training but the way we have made dogs into all sizes and shapes has made the dog-pattern too broad, combine that with our ability to recognize human faces and the role of dogs in our history and society (dogs are people too!)
The most you could say is that it hasn't seen enough human faces.
It's dogs and eyes. So many eyes.
This is interesting to me because human visual processing also devotes a disproportionate amount of real estate to eyes.
I think that we see the eyes and not the other things because we are so focused on eyes.
As the people who wrote the thing in the first place noted in their paper, in addition to dog faces and eyes, the google imagenet model seems to have an obsession with tropical birds, pagodas, waterfalls, and gothic cathedral latticework. In fact, the architectural features are a little bit more prevalent; these images are all the result of a starting image that's just randomly colored pixels:
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This started out as a picture of the sky:
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But, people tend to take pictures of people and animals. And, correctly recognizing organic shapes associated with animals, deepdream proceeds to overfit the definition and make animal faces look more like its conception of an average animal face (which appears to be equal parts cat, dog, and human) and make animal orifices look like its conception of the average animal orifice (an eye).
I eagerly await the Lovecraftian horror that arises from when this program gets onto instagram and turns everything into someone's dinner.
Quote from: Cain on July 11, 2015, 05:22:11 AM
I eagerly await the Lovecraftian horror that arises from when this program gets onto instagram and turns everything into someone's dinner.
Cram already did goatse, so it's over.
http://imgur.com/dVXFPUp
I almost clicked on that at work.
Then I remembered someone else would have to click on it to be able to pull me up on it, and I went ahead and clicked anyway
Quote from: Cain on July 11, 2015, 07:25:40 AM
I almost clicked on that at work.
Then I remembered someone else would have to click on it to be able to pull me up on it, and I went ahead and clicked anyway
Not only that, they'd have to try and describe what they were pulling you up
for.
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 10, 2015, 11:10:15 PM
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As the people who wrote the thing in the first place noted in their paper, in addition to dog faces and eyes, the google imagenet model seems to have an obsession with tropical birds, pagodas, waterfalls, and gothic cathedral latticework. In fact, the architectural features are a little bit more prevalent; these images are all the result of a starting image that's just randomly colored pixels:
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But, people tend to take pictures of people and animals. And, correctly recognizing organic shapes associated with animals, deepdream proceeds to overfit the definition and make animal faces look more like its conception of an average animal face (which appears to be equal parts cat, dog, and human) and make animal orifices look like its conception of the average animal orifice (an eye).
Thanks for the info.
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But where can I animals?
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That is horrifying.
He really should have browned that baby before braising it.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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For future use in online debates...
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Why is this a real thing.
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Why is this a real thing.
There is a fetish for everything?
I guess it's more about the choices? I dunno, I guess this just really weirds me out and I don't know why. :(
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I would not want to give them the benefit of the doubt re: how they do it
Still:
QuoteHeat resistant, durable, stable, and relatively inexpensive, silicone has many uses around the home as well as in medical, commercial, and industrial situations. Recycling silicone is a great way to save money, reuse products in the home, and contribute to caring for the environment, and it requires just a few easy steps and some basic equipment. Grinding old silicone down, preparing a mold, and mixing shredded silicone with fresh silicone is an easy way to create a wide range of rubber-based products. Various types of silicone and the equipment required to recycle it are available for sale at retail stores and online at eBay.
Somehow I can't really see them doing this, for some reason.
... And then I thought about toys, for children :horrormirth:
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I'll let my lab know that we have to stop using silicone because, contrary to decades of biomedical understanding, it's really hard to sterilize.
Quote from: Cain on July 26, 2015, 10:11:09 PM
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Meanwhile, some of his racist contemporaries think he's a wuss:
Quote"The guy was just some lame who wasn't affiliated with the movement in any way," one member of the Aryan Circle, another white supremacist prison gang, told VICE. "What he did was senseless and only gives the media more reason to portray blacks as victims."
"That kid better clique up quick," the Aryan Circle member added. "He couldn't join us. We don't accept lames, but one of these gangs will accept it."
http://www.vice.com/read/what-racist-skinhead-prisoners-think-about-dylann-roof-619
They're not just any white power prison movement you know - they have standards.
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2015, 02:09:09 PM
They're not just any white power prison movement you know - they have standards.
Well really, a bowl haircut in this day and age?
Lame
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I'll let my lab know that we have to stop using silicone because, contrary to decades of biomedical understanding, it's really hard to sterilize.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about porous silicone foam. The stuff with dimples.
I'm sure it could be sterilized with an autoclave. I wouldn't expect it to be sterilized after being rubbed down with hand sanitizer.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 27, 2015, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I'll let my lab know that we have to stop using silicone because, contrary to decades of biomedical understanding, it's really hard to sterilize.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about porous silicone foam. The stuff with dimples.
I'm sure it could be sterilized with an autoclave. I wouldn't expect it to be sterilized after being rubbed down with hand sanitizer.
The hell kinda sex toys are you using made of foam?
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 27, 2015, 11:00:33 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 27, 2015, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I'll let my lab know that we have to stop using silicone because, contrary to decades of biomedical understanding, it's really hard to sterilize.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about porous silicone foam. The stuff with dimples.
I'm sure it could be sterilized with an autoclave. I wouldn't expect it to be sterilized after being rubbed down with hand sanitizer.
The hell kinda sex toys are you using made of foam?
Shitty hitachi-clones marketed as massagers. The massage-head is aerated silicone. We were sold a special spray-on sanitization solution for cleaning it, but nevertheless...
I dont know about lab-type silicone vs sex-toy silicone but what im inferring is that silicone is sanitizable thru the process of "recycling" it which implies breaking it down from its current form into the base material, sanitizing it and then making a new thing out of said material .
No :? Or is silicone sanitizable by other means?
Quote from: The Johnny on July 27, 2015, 11:58:28 PM
I dont know about lab-type silicone vs sex-toy silicone but what im inferring is that silicone is sanitizable thru the process of "recycling" it which implies breaking it down from its current form into the base material, sanitizing it and then making a new thing out of said material .
No :? Or is silicone sanitizable by other means?
There's literally 400,000 results for "sanitizing silicone" on google and none of it is "recycle your device."
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 27, 2015, 11:20:08 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 27, 2015, 11:00:33 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 27, 2015, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I'll let my lab know that we have to stop using silicone because, contrary to decades of biomedical understanding, it's really hard to sterilize.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about porous silicone foam. The stuff with dimples.
I'm sure it could be sterilized with an autoclave. I wouldn't expect it to be sterilized after being rubbed down with hand sanitizer.
The hell kinda sex toys are you using made of foam?
Shitty hitachi-clones marketed as massagers. The massage-head is aerated silicone. We were sold a special spray-on sanitization solution for cleaning it, but nevertheless...
How do you...
...Never mind. Forget I said anything.
Look, just stick the fucking thing in an autoclave. That will sanitize the hell out of it.
Really, autoclaves should just be a standard household appliance. Right next to the washing machine.
I'm sure this will not result in any accidents. :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 28, 2015, 06:29:05 AM
Really, autoclaves should just be a standard household appliance. Right next to the washing machine.
I'm sure this will not result in any accidents. :lulz:
Autoclaves = science. Science = autoclaves.
I ever tell you about my dad's attempt to cook canned turkey in an autoclave?
Quote from: The Johnny on July 27, 2015, 11:58:28 PM
I dont know about lab-type silicone vs sex-toy silicone but what im inferring is that silicone is sanitizable thru the process of "recycling" it which implies breaking it down from its current form into the base material, sanitizing it and then making a new thing out of said material .
No :? Or is silicone sanitizable by other means?
If you boil something for long enough you'll sanitize it. That's not going to break down silicone products, but it might literally break a vibrator that hasn't been made water-tight (and a lot of them aren't).
Re silicone: it disturbs me (irrationally) how few the steps are between a dildo and a pacifier, sterilization and/or recycling notwithstanding.
Unrelatedly, I'd actually buy a small/cheap autoclave before a dryer or dishwasher, really, if only the ones in my price range didn't look like a prop from Atered States.
Quote from: axod on July 28, 2015, 07:18:29 PM
Re silicone: it disturbs me (irrationally) how few the steps are between a dildo and a pacifier, sterilization and/or recycling notwithstanding.
Unrelatedly, I'd actually buy a small/cheap autoclave before a dryer or dishwasher, really, if only the ones in my price range didn't look like a prop from Atered States.
Good man. Autoclaves are a perfectly reasonable way to sterilize silicone. I recommend it.
Quote from: The Johnny on July 27, 2015, 11:58:28 PM
I dont know about lab-type silicone vs sex-toy silicone but what im inferring is that silicone is sanitizable thru the process of "recycling" it which implies breaking it down from its current form into the base material, sanitizing it and then making a new thing out of said material .
No :? Or is silicone sanitizable by other means?
I am not sure where you're getting your information, but you can sterilize silicone via autoclave, chemicals, or radiation. While there is some really specialized silicone for certain medical uses, sex toy silicone is not, in general, appreciably different from lab silicone. Dildos can be sterilized in a dishwasher.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 27, 2015, 09:56:11 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2015, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 26, 2015, 01:34:03 PM
Whether or not a sex toy can be made sterile depends heavily on the material used. Glass dildos? Easy. Silicone? Not so much.
Somehow, I don't think they're limiting their stock to glass and steel.
I'll let my lab know that we have to stop using silicone because, contrary to decades of biomedical understanding, it's really hard to sterilize.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about porous silicone foam. The stuff with dimples.
I'm sure it could be sterilized with an autoclave. I wouldn't expect it to be sterilized after being rubbed down with hand sanitizer.
So you're not talking about the vast majority and enormous variety of silicone sex toys, you're just talking about this one weird one that you had once.
That's super reasonable.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 28, 2015, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 27, 2015, 11:58:28 PM
I dont know about lab-type silicone vs sex-toy silicone but what im inferring is that silicone is sanitizable thru the process of "recycling" it which implies breaking it down from its current form into the base material, sanitizing it and then making a new thing out of said material .
No :? Or is silicone sanitizable by other means?
If you boil something for long enough you'll sanitize it. That's not going to break down silicone products, but it might literally break a vibrator that hasn't been made water-tight (and a lot of them aren't).
You should stop posting on this topic now, because it is painfully clear that your experience with both sex toys and with sterilizing methods is far too limited for you to be opining.
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e28cbd711f3bec5ff1b735d0dbb7aae1/tumblr_nkbh3fbfpj1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
(http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/GIxDI4Y.jpg)
"Well, fuck me right in the armpit."
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on July 30, 2015, 11:53:12 PM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/e28cbd711f3bec5ff1b735d0dbb7aae1/tumblr_nkbh3fbfpj1s71q1zo1_1280.png)
:lol: I probably find this a lot funnier than I should :lol:
That particular one is my favorite.
Although, really, everything from Liartown USA is my favorite.
(http://smbc-comics.com/comics/1438612432-20150803.png)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 10:29:23 PM
Although, really, everything from Liartown USA is my favorite.
Just looked up the site. That is just wonderful. All of it. :lol: :lol:
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/ba771b16f418dc2aa004c1c36f9ea588/tumblr_nska4vuW5I1roo64to1_1280.jpg)
:lulz:
:lulz:
Back in 2001 some magnificent son of a bitch decided to paint a mural on a 30' rock wall of an abandoned quarry in the Lynn Woods (Lynn, Lynnfield, Saugus Mass. area).
This July I finally made a point to go see it with my own eyes.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/11214036_10153417846537777_6024804754725510408_n_zps9xiculcf.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/11214036_10153417846537777_6024804754725510408_n_zps9xiculcf.jpg.html)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/11752170_10153417847052777_4932840946632204755_n_zpsv4qmnscc.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/11752170_10153417847052777_4932840946632204755_n_zpsv4qmnscc.jpg.html)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/11781797_10153417846757777_6790995789386798136_n_zps0evsxfss.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/11781797_10153417846757777_6790995789386798136_n_zps0evsxfss.jpg.html)
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on August 04, 2015, 05:45:05 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 10:29:23 PM
Although, really, everything from Liartown USA is my favorite.
Just looked up the site. That is just wonderful. All of it. :lol: :lol:
Sometimes my boyfriend and I communicate entirely in lines from Apple Cabin Foods. U want it? Ask!
Quote from: PopeTom on August 04, 2015, 10:21:38 PM
Back in 2001 some magnificent son of a bitch decided to paint a mural on a 30' rock wall of an abandoned quarry in the Lynn Woods (Lynn, Lynnfield, Saugus Mass. area).
This July I finally made a point to go see it with my own eyes.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/11214036_10153417846537777_6024804754725510408_n_zps9xiculcf.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/11214036_10153417846537777_6024804754725510408_n_zps9xiculcf.jpg.html)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/11752170_10153417847052777_4932840946632204755_n_zpsv4qmnscc.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/11752170_10153417847052777_4932840946632204755_n_zpsv4qmnscc.jpg.html)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/11781797_10153417846757777_6790995789386798136_n_zps0evsxfss.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/11781797_10153417846757777_6790995789386798136_n_zps0evsxfss.jpg.html)
That's lovely!
Old school gamers:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11032585_647826862021147_7423746212157251108_n.jpg?oh=dbf2082a6fed5c6882f1df10811c2ff9&oe=564AAC97)
:lulz:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/owlcop_zpsvjwx9zup.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/f3a0a5742a8aef8691ae19e6a62aae67/tumblr_inline_nsrk9uN0AN1rmjfeo_540.jpg)
Apparently, once upon a time, Penthouse contained actual journalism? This seems like a *really strange* article lineup for a girlie mag.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on August 08, 2015, 10:11:39 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/f3a0a5742a8aef8691ae19e6a62aae67/tumblr_inline_nsrk9uN0AN1rmjfeo_540.jpg)
Apparently, once upon a time, Penthouse contained actual journalism? This seems like a *really strange* article lineup for a girlie mag.
It makes sense though.
Shitty sensationalist newspapers come from the motivation to entice readers.
If you entice your readers with pornography you have a captive audience, so no need to be sensationalistic.
OR something :? :?
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/HilldAreDead_zpsrnd3p60f.gif)
Quote from: The Johnny on August 09, 2015, 01:44:13 AM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on August 08, 2015, 10:11:39 PM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/f3a0a5742a8aef8691ae19e6a62aae67/tumblr_inline_nsrk9uN0AN1rmjfeo_540.jpg)
Apparently, once upon a time, Penthouse contained actual journalism? This seems like a *really strange* article lineup for a girlie mag.
It makes sense though.
Shitty sensationalist newspapers come from the motivation to entice readers.
If you entice your readers with pornography you have a captive audience, so no need to be sensationalistic.
OR something :? :?
Maybe the Jonestown Massacre and Jerry Falwell turn some people on, but Penthouse readership always seemed pretty vanilla.
Apparently the founder/owner/editor Bob Guccione chose for the magazine to have that investigative journalism focus, though whether it was out of personal interest or to differentiate it from Playboy is hard to say.
Oddly enough i remember Playboy having some pretty top notch short stories buried in there. I think Johnny's right they just let their writers write like actual journalists and authors because they know their audience will at least buy it for the centerfold.
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on August 10, 2015, 01:29:50 AM
Oddly enough i remember Playboy having some pretty top notch short stories buried in there. I think Johnny's right they just let their writers write like actual journalists and authors because they know their audience will at least buy it for the centerfold.
Playboy did in fact have some good writing in it. Hunter S Thompson, among others.
They did also have RAW though
Quote from: Cain on August 10, 2015, 01:39:10 AM
They did also have RAW though
Pretty sure he only edited the letter column.
Playboy seems to have had a lot of pretty good *fiction*. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Works_originally_published_in_Playboy)
(In other news, today I learned that Wikipedia has a 'pornography portal')
(https://wherethewildthingsare14.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/lib.gif?w=580)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/717b7b633f27388599d1b45c63662042/tumblr_nspoyaVwpG1rdkpu1o2_r1_540.jpg)
(http://www.atomic-robo.com/uploads/1439216551-under_guns2.png)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 06:03:39 AM
Old school gamers:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11032585_647826862021147_7423746212157251108_n.jpg?oh=dbf2082a6fed5c6882f1df10811c2ff9&oe=564AAC97)
:lulz:
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/Qi042i7.jpg)
:argh!: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 06:03:39 AM
Old school gamers:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11032585_647826862021147_7423746212157251108_n.jpg?oh=dbf2082a6fed5c6882f1df10811c2ff9&oe=564AAC97)
:lulz:
Hell, I'm not even old-school and I get it. Legendary trick.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11846779_10155898843475261_5142154390124315369_n.jpg?oh=600f692003144c2c745a3ff830978e62&oe=563843B3)
its like a Gatorade commercial gone awesome
Today, I learned something very interesting, in physiology, irritability is like the responsibility of sentience.
Quote from: axod on August 14, 2015, 02:25:22 AM
Today, I learned something very interesting, in physiology, irritability is like the responsibility of sentience.
I can't see the pic.
(http://50.6.73.68/picit/1439531747.0734.iPicit.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/bb172b79676e4da2fd020804caea237c/tumblr_mqcbppxx0g1sarqg1o1_540.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/650fe9edbaa238d00bee0787a4c99635/tumblr_nqy7htYCk11qeujzao1_540.png)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/58f922ae973f38198b6c10c809788f23/tumblr_ng3hbmC5cq1rsxqqio1_400.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a30d380377090e6d0e92590a7e020b6b/tumblr_nsqeblEskV1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on August 15, 2015, 03:48:07 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/650fe9edbaa238d00bee0787a4c99635/tumblr_nqy7htYCk11qeujzao1_540.png)
:lulz:
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11224122_452743054892657_997308058984261224_n.jpg?oh=3487a0ae2b1e0c6a06e65e5bce2af211&oe=5678314E)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/fbc8a8cdfcbdc6972769b76380371632/tumblr_mx764dBvgk1qzgnzho1_1280.png)
I desperately hope against all hope that those reviews were the result of an amazon employee and some hacked musical xmas card chips :lulz:
Possibly not true, but 100% in keeping with what a cat would do.
(http://i.imgur.com/lcTyvVN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/1t3iIMs.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/99ad5f2aa73774cef8d6c4b5be013b2f/tumblr_nslapowS1M1ucmar8o1_540.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/xfpsfzy.jpg)
That just made my entire month! :lulz:
I believe that's a fan favourite on Sid Mier's Civilization based internet groups.
I can't speak for more recent iterations of the game, but in Civ 2 he was hostile and belligerent as fuck.
(http://i.imgur.com/rd5jhzV.gif)
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2015, 04:13:47 PM
I believe that's a fan favourite on Sid Mier's Civilization based internet groups.
I can't speak for more recent iterations of the game, but in Civ 2 he was hostile and belligerent as fuck.
He still is.
:lulz: Those Civ devs and their sense of humour.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/89f18d17afbf7f70eea1c07cadc0ab3e/tumblr_mmd5v4ZcGa1qzeo2zo1_540.png)
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on August 20, 2015, 01:18:45 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/89f18d17afbf7f70eea1c07cadc0ab3e/tumblr_mmd5v4ZcGa1qzeo2zo1_540.png)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/iUg5TxK.jpg)
Yoink!
Quote from: N E T on August 23, 2015, 11:39:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iUg5TxK.jpg)
this is the best thing in the history of ever
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8f099b5c451fa0a19e8c4079c73af893/tumblr_nfuisuFVte1qgmu5uo1_540.png)
"me drowning lol"
Oh, 4chan:
(http://i.imgur.com/UBWpatW.jpg)
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11880484_10155942060655261_7009723402599577550_n.jpg?oh=ec7069a4a2fcd7d047df53c85775021c&oe=567403F4)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2a3d2e98d10592674e265dd22c7ee374/tumblr_ngpn0ug5la1tq0himo6_250.gif)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/8b3cbb0ee0c94527846d50ee99c3b882/tumblr_ngpn0ug5la1tq0himo7_400.gif)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/d4d5ce760c23ac560b0fde219bfb0f13/tumblr_ngpn0ug5la1tq0himo5_1280.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c85d2ede55094f786809cf970ab05042/tumblr_ngpn0ug5la1tq0himo4_540.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ef7dfd1b88047dce77b2b7e512fb0f13/tumblr_ngpn0ug5la1tq0himo1_500.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/448276a002dfecf4e81ac30f0be567e7/tumblr_nt2x6dkvVV1tm93ooo1_400.gif)
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on August 27, 2015, 02:16:32 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/448276a002dfecf4e81ac30f0be567e7/tumblr_nt2x6dkvVV1tm93ooo1_400.gif)
This makes me unreasonably happy. :lulz:
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11953015_10155948990490261_4546549201601386797_n.jpg?oh=beaef6d901355abb9c2e2c11c2737e5c&oe=567E84A1)
Latest convolutional neural net fuckery - copying art style :eek:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/style_zpsahw1megf.png~original)
*EDIT* fuck me - wrong thread. Please to stick in pics mods!
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/cd79487490f04ff913c1936b5beb6c1b/tumblr_nrcwg27e4X1skla5oo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2015, 10:28:04 AM
Latest convolutional neural net fuckery - copying art style :eek:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/style_zpsahw1megf.png~original)
*EDIT* fuck me - wrong thread. Please to stick in pics mods!
Want access to this witchery.
(http://gifrific.com/.../2012/07/Jumping-Out-of-Window.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e36c4460fa74769dc19e29cf0d32a0a3/tumblr_inline_ntrf16VN9L1sjh1ps_540.gif)
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/11951326_1644215335791258_7787903225315461341_n.jpg?oh=47efe6fc8e467a64ba660b9b42266cc6&oe=567C4AC3)
Which is awesome, given that Halloween is October 31st.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11947489_540883429394400_2611676910405603877_n.jpg?oh=107046c0f35071ca6806b777f4637e4e&oe=567EFE8B)
(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4570585.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Kim-Jong-un.jpg)
Quote from: Klittra and the sybians on August 30, 2015, 09:51:15 PM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e36c4460fa74769dc19e29cf0d32a0a3/tumblr_inline_ntrf16VN9L1sjh1ps_540.gif)
:lulz:
(http://i.imgur.com/NG2vbEh.png)
I think my favourite was the one about how the troops are supplied with food that is free from dihydrogen monoxide when they're shipped out, but we're still expected to eat food with it in.
That's pretty good.
I was just amazed that "March Against Monsanto Calgary" shared the image in earnest.
:lulz: Truth be told, I wasn't even looking at that. That makes it just so much better.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a31879ff193c53626f0841210d9db854/tumblr_ntvltesauV1ub53xxo1_500.jpg)
Update: March Against Monsanto Calgary is leaving the Facebook!
(http://i.imgur.com/9u0ARqo.png)
:lulz:
Mmm so much butthurt, but ending with SHEEPLE? Classic!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 03, 2015, 07:52:22 PM
Mmm so much butthurt, but ending with SHEEPLE? Classic!
Right?
Flawless victory.
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/c00f45192249b1adef11064f963cad01/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o9_1280.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/b2dfb87a07ef6664cab91661ee26d33b/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o1_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8add8d9eba459c13c445a468a630f355/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o4_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/15208dfe4f8794ebb5ce78a131fbd2f3/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o5_1280.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/7fe7b6b05f07df9e56583d515b9d150a/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o6_r1_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/19e88f7ba889d0997933f8ab0e537f6f/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o3_1280.jpg)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/721c653938fe463927462f33649c68e2/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o7_1280.jpg)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/1a289f5da369f66f102882a48841d06c/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o2_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/9fe42759bc5ee95f0ccdde20c6bfbdbc/tumblr_nu38levsUB1u53c30o8_1280.jpg)
Source: http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/post/128270929983/i-added-this-fake-health-brochure-about-donald
:lulz: I love it!
That is amazing!
I'm still getting over the "sheople" thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/lSBMZwg.gif)
(http://media.chick.com/images/Tract_Myths/myth_16.jpg)
:lulz:
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11181626_1110809485615065_71818297906268853_n.jpg?oh=5e22301d1da859d2f599f7d24486795a&oe=5661B4ED)
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11986358_1626290577640944_6939488813625113280_n.jpg?oh=150676ae3501ec0895e98c1406b34d64&oe=566A597E)
(http://www.kornbluthphoto.com/images/LouvreSuseSpinner.jpg)
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11350820_1140309515983326_2834091353176276296_n.jpg?oh=a3ea28163ab8f15922529313beb47da8&oe=56676EA0)
(http://i.imgur.com/NEY7Yme.jpg)
(https://cdn.randpaul.com/app-uploads/photo-booth/D7pqjWs0-dYrJX7cKvgsprtCA_jEXMQn.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/31423066a35bd4ddbf5792e2f08c9da4/tumblr_nu68uk87na1s3g3ago1_400.gif)
(https://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/spindle.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e8929cd5c183e958c3fe86b53a1fe713/tumblr_nu61aq7gFP1rpz612o1_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ff6fca92c1f457bf8f4bddd52b92c5cf/tumblr_npjz512FxL1utr5jao5_r1_540.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/04df164720b9e40d580b141b3976166b/tumblr_nujbxh2DyJ1qb5xxvo1_400.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BigBenBomb_zpsx4sheyp3.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 17, 2015, 02:06:19 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BigBenBomb_zpsx4sheyp3.jpg)
they could weaponize big ben, and no one would ever know.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/e71bd015f99d0a9de67a60ab29013039/tumblr_mw4juomhQE1smee3bo1_500.jpg)
Is this what discordians actually believe?
Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on September 17, 2015, 04:47:23 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/e71bd015f99d0a9de67a60ab29013039/tumblr_mw4juomhQE1smee3bo1_500.jpg)
Is this what discordians actually believe?
I dont know. What i do know is that someone somewhere, is masturbating furiously to that.
Why can't they masturbate enthusiastically? Always with the fury.
Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on September 17, 2015, 04:51:01 AM
Why can't they masturbate enthusiastically? Always with the fury.
I'm masturbating despairingly to it.
Salvador Dali would masturbate absurdly to it.
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 17, 2015, 06:52:06 AM
Salvador Dali would masturbate absurdly to it.
How is that accomplished?
With a moustache
(http://i.imgur.com/LAmtl4j.png)
Unfortunately, you were beaten to the punch
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 17, 2015, 02:06:19 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BigBenBomb_zpsx4sheyp3.jpg)
Still, probably worth reposting.
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2015, 08:32:05 AM
Unfortunately, you were beaten to the punch
Quote from: Emo Howard on September 17, 2015, 02:06:19 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/BigBenBomb_zpsx4sheyp3.jpg)
Still, probably worth reposting.
Ah, the "show new posts" function has failed me.
(http://50.6.73.68/picit/1442525470.217.iPicit.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/3386047afc8b2294b3f7edd65008f937/tumblr_myb7np42Y31sker0zo1_540.png)
:spittake:
Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on September 19, 2015, 02:06:57 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/3386047afc8b2294b3f7edd65008f937/tumblr_myb7np42Y31sker0zo1_540.png)
VICTORY.
And stolen.
Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on September 19, 2015, 02:06:57 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/3386047afc8b2294b3f7edd65008f937/tumblr_myb7np42Y31sker0zo1_540.png)
Reddit.com
Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on September 19, 2015, 02:06:57 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/3386047afc8b2294b3f7edd65008f937/tumblr_myb7np42Y31sker0zo1_540.png)
Oh SO good. SO GOOD.
I am so pissed I have to second-think every time I wear a hat outside.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2015, 05:20:41 AM
I am so pissed I have to second-think every time I wear a hat outside.
Me too, I own like 6 but never wear them out because people will judge me. Granted I own 0 fedoras.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPbSBFFW8AIquoZ.jpg)
I laffed.
Then again, I've been laughing at the news all day now.
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-0/p180x540/12047039_1049405758433287_312060146175728187_n.jpg?oh=42c03eb2b8c7a7aef0b9a0c72f1b6821&oe=569CB5A8)
Aw, Chris Korda! It's a shame she took herself too seriously, in the end.
Yeah, although UNPACK was pretty funny.
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Should we tell him about Tucson?
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Quote from: LMNO on September 25, 2015, 12:57:13 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...THE BEST PIC EVER.
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:dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream: :dream:
"Ethel suddenly realized that the 35 years she spent at the First Gospel Church of Christ had all been a colossal waste."
:lulz:
Perfectly flawless
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2015, 03:59:38 AM
"Ethel suddenly realized that the 35 years she spent at the First Gospel Church of Christ had all been a colossal waste."
BINGO. :lulz:
That could very well be the most "America!" photograph ever.
Do de doo...
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Going to hell for laughing, BRB. :lulz:
That is one truly ugly shirt.
I wish I owned it.
I love this so much
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2015, 04:00:47 AM
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Going to hell for laughing, BRB. :lulz:
omfg
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I just remembered that Black Mirror episode "National Anthem" re: Cameron
(http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/09/21/10/black-mirror-national-anthem-prime-minister-pig.png)
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Quote from: LuciferX on October 02, 2015, 10:37:45 PM
I just remembered that Black Mirror episode "National Anthem" re: Cameron
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:slowpoke:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2015, 03:42:54 AM
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These guys are all over the mommy groups. It's a whole movement. The extremely creepy "Brother K" is the ringleader.
One of their popular tactics is to demand pics of your child's penis to "prove" that you didn't circumcise him, or else they will harass you endlessly. They are super weird and obsessed with other people's children's penises.
I am not in favor of routine circumcision. However, I am in favor of people minding their own fucking business.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:29:14 PM
These guys are all over the mommy groups. It's a whole movement. The extremely creepy "Brother K" is the ringleader.
Link to a good one?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:31:21 PM
One of their popular tactics is to demand pics of your child's penis to "prove" that you didn't circumcise him, or else they will harass you endlessly. They are super weird and obsessed with other people's children's penises.
I am not in favor of routine circumcision. However, I am in favor of people minding their own fucking business.
I think they just want to look at baby genitals.
I don't have a position on circumcision. I do however, like yourself, have a position on this sort of assbucket.
I had mine done later due to phimosis, but other than that I don't think it's such a big deal that it warrants a baby dick gestapo.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:31:21 PM
One of their popular tactics is to demand pics of your child's penis to "prove" that you didn't circumcise him, or else they will harass you endlessly. They are super weird and obsessed with other people's children's penises.
I am not in favor of routine circumcision. However, I am in favor of people minding their own fucking business.
That's skeevy as fuck.
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of letting people with penises decide what happens to them, and that's still gross and terrifying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2015, 07:29:03 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2015, 03:29:14 PM
These guys are all over the mommy groups. It's a whole movement. The extremely creepy "Brother K" is the ringleader.
Link to a good one?
I'm not in ANY mommy groups anymore. They are seriously just too vicious and drama-filled for me.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2015, 10:34:23 PM
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of letting people with penises decide what happens to them, and that's still gross and terrifying.
Yep.
They were on my case some years ago for saying that while I didn't circumcise my own child, I didn't think there was any medical evidence that the degree of damage that is typically claimed is anywhere close to accurate, and the only accounts I've seen from guys who had it done as adults seem to indicate that there's not that monumental of a difference. My own experience is that there IS quite a bit of difference, but that's anecdotal and from a sample of 2.
They called me a shill (for the circumcision industry? Really?) and demanded pictures of my son's alleged uncircumcised dick. I was like, what? Fuck off. They were very persistent about it, too. Creeps. Total creeps. This is the guy who is the main ringleader: hxxps://www.facebook.com/richard.carver.779?fref=ts
He and his friends stalk and harass pregnant women.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 05, 2015, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2015, 10:34:23 PM
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of letting people with penises decide what happens to them, and that's still gross and terrifying.
Yep.
They were on my case some years ago for saying that while I didn't circumcise my own child, I didn't think there was any medical evidence that the degree of damage that is typically claimed is anywhere close to accurate, and the only accounts I've seen from guys who had it done as adults seem to indicate that there's not that monumental of a difference. My own experience is that there IS quite a bit of difference, but that's anecdotal and from a sample of 2.
They called me a shill (for the circumcision industry? Really?) and demanded pictures of my son's alleged uncircumcised dick. I was like, what? Fuck off. They were very persistent about it, too. Creeps. Total creeps. This is the guy who is the main ringleader: hxxps://www.facebook.com/richard.carver.779?fref=ts
He and his friends stalk and harass pregnant women.
What good can it possibly do to shit on moms who've already made
what you believe to be the wrong decision? It's not like they can uncut their kid's dick even if they wanted to. You just want them to feel shitty forever and create this huge issue in their developing relationship with their baby over something that probably would be nbd otherwise? You just want to make women feel shitty for something they can't do anything about at this point?
Oh, right, making women feel shitty. Why would anyone need another goal? :horrormirth:
Time to go haras them for pics of their uncircumcised penises and see how they like it.
And then Muenster is flooded with dick pics that he actually solicited.
:lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 05, 2015, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2015, 10:34:23 PM
Yeah, I'm a huge fan of letting people with penises decide what happens to them, and that's still gross and terrifying.
Yep.
They were on my case some years ago for saying that while I didn't circumcise my own child, I didn't think there was any medical evidence that the degree of damage that is typically claimed is anywhere close to accurate, and the only accounts I've seen from guys who had it done as adults seem to indicate that there's not that monumental of a difference. My own experience is that there IS quite a bit of difference, but that's anecdotal and from a sample of 2.
They called me a shill (for the circumcision industry? Really?) and demanded pictures of my son's alleged uncircumcised dick. I was like, what? Fuck off. They were very persistent about it, too. Creeps. Total creeps. This is the guy who is the main ringleader: hxxps://www.facebook.com/richard.carver.779?fref=ts
He and his friends stalk and harass pregnant women.
I have 7 mutual friends with that guy. :lulz:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
卐Ya, gibt mir als dein penis photographen.卐
Richard Carver :lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on October 05, 2015, 09:55:39 PM
Richard Carver :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
How did I not see that?
Quote from: Meunster on October 05, 2015, 09:52:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
卐Ya, gibt mir als dein penis photographen.卐
Ich glaube du hast nicht Deutsch gelernt.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 05, 2015, 11:05:12 PM
Quote from: Meunster on October 05, 2015, 09:52:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
卐Ya, gibt mir als dein penis photographen.卐
Ich glaube du hast nicht Deutsch gelernt.
Took a few semesters of it for college. So i know the vocab, just not the grammar.
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Merman Representative Jason Chaffetz
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Background credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/dkeats/6412302521
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
Oh, EXCELLENT. :lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 01:48:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
Oh, EXCELLENT. :lulz:
I fucking hate people. I've mentioned that, right?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 01:48:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
Oh, EXCELLENT. :lulz:
still waiting for people to join the forum just to meet the penis nazi. At which I will play it up and misquote her gerbils about the length of an ubermenshes penis. Followed by a google translated speech.
Quote from: Meunster on October 09, 2015, 05:50:46 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 01:48:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
Oh, EXCELLENT. :lulz:
still waiting for people to join the forum just to meet the penis nazi. At which I will play it up and misquote her gerbils about the length of an ubermenshes penis. Followed by a google translated speech.
1. I'm not linking them back here.
2. You aren't part of this. You aren't invited. You go fuck up someone else's fucking joke.
3. Shut up. Die.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2015, 05:44:11 PM
Quote from: Meunster on October 09, 2015, 05:50:46 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2015, 01:48:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
I've been telling tales of the Penis Nazi (with his account linked) on every troll board that I'm a member of.
Oh, EXCELLENT. :lulz:
still waiting for people to join the forum just to meet the penis nazi. At which I will play it up and misquote her gerbils about the length of an ubermenshes penis. Followed by a google translated speech.
1. I'm not linking them back here.
2. You aren't part of this. You aren't invited. You go fuck up someone else's fucking joke.
3. Shut up. Die.
To be fair, there aren't many other
nazis who are actually interested in penis besides me. Easy to get confused. My bad.
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Wut
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(http://www.wably.com/article/58-funniest-gifs-ever/44/)
Mercury is no longer in retrograde: whoop!
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Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on October 10, 2015, 08:27:40 AM
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:lol:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 10, 2015, 03:37:02 AM
Wut
https://thefourthangelsbowl.wordpress.com/ (https://thefourthangelsbowl.wordpress.com/)
I found another time cubey thing.
Quote from: Trivial Notgeil on October 11, 2015, 02:23:34 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 10, 2015, 03:37:02 AM
Wut
https://thefourthangelsbowl.wordpress.com/ (https://thefourthangelsbowl.wordpress.com/)
I found another time cubey thing.
Oh my. :aaa:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2015, 12:41:56 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA i have to steal this
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The inherent absurdity of the "writing" of Heroes Reborn, explained in 6 images and one gif
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People get paid for this nonsense, you know.
NASA pix of sun in extreme ultra-violet or something.
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This one's for Nigel:
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Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2015, 12:53:12 PM
This one's for Nigel:
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:lulz:
goddamn Milgram fetishists
Quote from: LMNO on October 23, 2015, 12:53:12 PM
This one's for Nigel:
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Quote from: thewake on October 23, 2015, 09:05:50 PM
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This is a perfect example of why I hate philosophers who insist on the lazy route of clinging to simplistic notions of archaic philosophy instead of recognizing that the nature of philosophy itself evolves along with the accumulated knowledge of a society.
Any philosopher who knows chemistry and even the most essential elements of astrophysics would never dismiss "mere chemistry", but would instead be agog at the wonder of such complex beings and emotions and experiences arising from chemical interactions.
A self-proclaimed philosopher who does not understand the current state of science is not any kind of philosopher at all, because they have failed to embrace the state of knowledge about the world. Without science, without a comprehensive understanding of the foundations of chemistry, biology, and physics, so-called "philosophers" are nothing but masturbators in the dark.
What's more, they insist on doing it in public, and then it's all over everyone's shoes.
Take it from me, public masturbation is totally not worth it.
Archaic philosophers
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Sometimes, not kinkshaming is very hard.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on October 24, 2015, 06:29:44 PM
Sometimes, not kinkshaming is very hard.
I gotta admit, I'd laugh out loud.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 24, 2015, 09:03:29 PM
Quote from: thewake on October 24, 2015, 05:33:42 PM
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This is SO GREAT.
This could totally be a t-shirt.
"Have you ever stared into the eyes of a crustacean?"
Quote from: Nast on October 24, 2015, 11:57:57 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 24, 2015, 09:03:29 PM
Quote from: thewake on October 24, 2015, 05:33:42 PM
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This is SO GREAT.
This could totally be a t-shirt.
"Have you ever stared into the eyes of a crustacean?"
It's a life-changing experience.
"Three Lobster Globe t-shirt"
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2015, 08:32:50 PM
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^leaked scene from the next Jurassic Park.
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If you're gonna go to war, be FABULOUS at 36,000 feet.
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Whoa.
FAP.
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Quote from: LMNO on October 29, 2015, 11:46:28 PM
Whoa.
FAP.
The greatest generation didn't fuck around when it came to a good time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2015, 03:27:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 29, 2015, 11:46:28 PM
Whoa.
FAP.
The greatest generation didn't fuck around when it came to a good time.
I'll never think of my grandpa the same way again.
Quote from: thewake on October 30, 2015, 03:31:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2015, 03:27:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 29, 2015, 11:46:28 PM
Whoa.
FAP.
The greatest generation didn't fuck around when it came to a good time.
I'll never think of my grandpa the same way again.
What, you thought people didn't get freaky back in the day? The 1920s, for example, were one gigantic bucket of sex and blow.
(http://i.imgur.com/C9IciBX.png)
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Popebaby.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2015, 11:13:35 PM
If you're gonna go to war, be FABULOUS at 36,000 feet.
Those are SEAL tan lines.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2015, 07:10:27 PM
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on October 24, 2015, 06:29:44 PM
Sometimes, not kinkshaming is very hard.
I gotta admit, I'd laugh out loud.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/99d2fd820fdef0aace7ba6fa7f0fbcc0/tumblr_nvr8fgbdJ31u7i6uso1_500.jpg)
B-but kink shaming is my kink
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/54dee9a4f992f5170ddd066ae525d984/tumblr_nxanaxIlDy1qboyowo1_540.jpg)
Just soak a used tampon in coconut water to neutralize chemtrails. It totally works! Trust me, I have neurological damage.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2015, 04:36:38 PM
Just soak a used tampon in coconut water to neutralize chemtrails. It totally works! Trust me, I have neurological damage.
:lulz: Sounds reasonable to me!
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 06, 2015, 04:36:38 PM
Just soak a used tampon in coconut water to neutralize chemtrails. It totally works! Trust me, I have neurological damage.
The irrationality in the USA right now is almost weird enough for me.
This is like 30secs after a huge burn - does not do justice to it - whatever TAV they playing with. Kinda jealous/excited about it.
(http://i.imgur.com/WXepMNr.jpg)
This one's for Nigel:
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Quote from: LMNO on November 19, 2015, 12:30:13 PM
This one's for Nigel:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dna.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
YESSSSSSSSSS
This is why it's so frustrating when I try to talk to computer people about biology. They're like "simple code!" and I'm like "nooooooooo..." and they're like "silly biology girl just doesn't get it".
:crankey:
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Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on November 21, 2015, 07:45:40 PM
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10/1p
A true champion of cuisine:
How the hell does a person get chili burns all over their face?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2015, 04:44:08 AM
How the hell does a person get chili burns all over their face?
With great effort, I assume.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 05:20:22 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2015, 04:44:08 AM
How the hell does a person get chili burns all over their face?
With great effort, I assume.
No, no, I could see exactly how that could happen.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2015, 04:44:08 AM
How the hell does a person get chili burns all over their face?
When they say stupid shit around me and a handful of chili.
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53002250.jpg)
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I saw this somewhere, but then couldn't remember where. May have been in someone's sig. Remade from video.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/Smile2_zpslndovnhb.gif)
I figure the denizens of PD would like this ad, seen on public transit, by the Massachusetts RMV.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/Expired_zpsldyr13qd.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/PopeTom/media/Expired_zpsldyr13qd.jpg.html)
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That moment where you can't decide if the writer didn't know, and it's embarrassing, or they did and got away with it, and find it hilarious.
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on December 19, 2015, 05:02:18 AM
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:lulz:
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on December 19, 2015, 05:02:18 AM
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:lulz:
Wow that's really great mana cost for 8 fucking bears.
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 19, 2015, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on December 19, 2015, 05:02:18 AM
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:lulz:
Wow that's really great mana cost for 8 fucking bears.
:lulz:
(https://www.facebook.com/Zedd/photos/a.112537822109186.13011.107281645968137/937774456252181/?type=3)
(http://static.pub-ecommerce.crunchyroll.com/product_images/495a8717fecc7de87849815cb2bac896_w400/dragons-crown-amazon-16th-scale.jpg)
http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/172317/Dragons-Crown-Amazon-16th-Scale (http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/172317/Dragons-Crown-Amazon-16th-Scale)
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on December 22, 2015, 11:52:48 PM
(http://static.pub-ecommerce.crunchyroll.com/product_images/495a8717fecc7de87849815cb2bac896_w400/dragons-crown-amazon-16th-scale.jpg)
http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/172317/Dragons-Crown-Amazon-16th-Scale (http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/172317/Dragons-Crown-Amazon-16th-Scale)
...
$ 157.99 + $ 12.00 Estimated Shipping.
Pre-order
Estimated arrival: June 2016
June 2016?! Well that sucks! Now I'm going to have to go out and find something else to give my favorite niece for Christmas.
Was that designed by Rob Liefeld (http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings)?
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/ExoMani/Modern%20Visit%20from%20Santa.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/ExoMani/media/Modern%20Visit%20from%20Santa.jpg.html)
So, my new favorite reaction image to PUA shit:
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I have no context. I'm not sure if I want it.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/2016_conversation_guide.png)
Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2015, 12:57:42 PM
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Mostly, it turns out that those things for the most part are not useful nor amusing enough to be viable.
Think about it: What do you do with a moon base that you can't more easily do closer to home? The self-driving car has a reason to exist. The rest we only really wanted because Heinlein told us we were somehow required to want them.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/ExoMani/Delete%20History.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/ExoMani/media/Delete%20History.jpg.html)
Quote from: Gray Area on December 31, 2015, 05:12:05 AM
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So important.
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/4c8b2861d84f83862d6b9d9b48a99301/tumblr_n6al31jrpx1qi67zuo1_1280.jpg)
He's a keeper.
If I was single and 21, I'd probably go out with him.
Same here.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on January 02, 2016, 04:40:54 AM
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Made my day right there. Flawless victory.
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Quote from: Emo Howard on January 05, 2016, 11:24:28 PM
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:lulz::lulz::lulz:
Because I want to believe.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/judgment_day.png)
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Perhaps we can help TechnicallyRon, if you want to pass on this tip.
Now then, TechnicallyRon lives in a shed, his ideal partner is addicted to alcohol, she can fix his car, and she thinks the earth is flat.
Well, it's obvious to me that he need look no further than the nearest Tractor Pulling Track. After all, farm girls can fix anything, they absolutely love flat ground (it's easier to plow), and they're used to being around non-humans. So, his form, whatever he chooses it to be, will be no big deal to an alcoholic farm girl.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/ExoMani/John%20Deere.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/ExoMani/media/John%20Deere.jpg.html)
In my area, they hold tractor pulls at night. Back in the day, they allowed you to bring beer in by the keg and park right next to the track. And, as an added bonus, some of the really batshit crazy entries used to burn nitromethane fuel.
I love the smell of fresh draft beer and nitromethane in the moonlight, and so will TechnicallyRon's ideal partner. (Before you bring it up, I'm male and already spoken for. Don't even think about it.) But, now that I've re-reviewed TechnicallyRon's list, 'female' may not actually be one of his requirements.
(https://56.media.tumblr.com/cc6f18f7bfb3dd194af1509659f0f6d4/tumblr_o0fqjqh1v81rc4748o1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on January 23, 2016, 04:09:04 AM
:lulz:
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For those in the Northeast Corridor who need a good excuse to take a snow day on Monday.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/ExoMani/Blocking%20My%20Car.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/ExoMani/media/Blocking%20My%20Car.jpg.html)
Those south of the Northeast Corridor can, as usual, blame it on Obama.
God I wish we got enough snow that I couldn't come into work.
I mean, I live where I work, but I'd love to see how long it would take people to figure out "it's snowing and I can't make it" is not a valid excuse to walk downstairs.
I dunno, man. It probably wouldn't do you any good. Whenever the office here is closed due to "inclement weather", we end up forced to take one of our vacation or sick days off.
To be honest, after the Xmas bonus debacle, I'd happily burn a couple of sick days. I would've gotten more value out of them than I did out of the bonus, that's for sure.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZwJEJpcCL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/President-Hairpiece-Revenge-Were-Water-Buffalo-ebook/dp/B013968Q66 (http://www.amazon.com/President-Hairpiece-Revenge-Were-Water-Buffalo-ebook/dp/B013968Q66)
I don't find the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" list to be all that great of an endorsement. Butt But, that's just me.
I took this picture 4 days ago.
(http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_20160130_161253_254-1024x577.jpg)
Now why a long-distance trucking firm, even a Bulgarian one, would choose this name is unclear.
But they have done it, which is kind of heartwarming.
Strong colour scheme too.
E-Prime in a nutshell:
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Some of these are arguable.
Quote from: President Television on February 04, 2016, 12:47:24 AM
E-Prime in a nutshell:
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:lulz: That's definitely how I feel about it.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2016, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: President Television on February 04, 2016, 12:47:24 AM
E-Prime in a nutshell:
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:lulz: That's definitely how I feel about it.
Whether it's e-prime, grammar, pronunciation, or what have you—isn't any sort of unsolicited analysis of another person's language generally going to be a dick move?
Quote from: N E T on February 04, 2016, 10:29:29 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2016, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: President Television on February 04, 2016, 12:47:24 AM
E-Prime in a nutshell:
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:lulz: That's definitely how I feel about it.
Whether it's e-prime, grammar, pronunciation, or what have you—isn't any sort of unsolicited analysis of another person's language generally going to be a dick move?
Yeah, actually I didn't always, but I do kinda agree with this, with exceptions. Like when someone is trying to tell you something but won't use generally accepted terminology.
Quote from: N E T on February 04, 2016, 10:29:29 PM
Whether it's e-prime, grammar, pronunciation, or what have you—isn't any sort of unsolicited analysis of another person's language generally going to be a dick move?
I don't think your use of the em dash in that sentence was appropriate.
Quote from: LMNO on February 05, 2016, 01:10:46 PM
Quote from: N E T on February 04, 2016, 10:29:29 PM
Whether it's e-prime, grammar, pronunciation, or what have you—isn't any sort of unsolicited analysis of another person's language generally going to be a dick move?
I don't think your use of the em dash in that sentence was appropriate.
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http://www.amazon.com/The-Many-Hues-Ted-Cruz/dp/1515391531 (http://www.amazon.com/The-Many-Hues-Ted-Cruz/dp/1515391531)
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day salvaged
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2016, 05:22:29 PM
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I've got an eight inch reflector and was feeling like the John Holmes of sky magnification. Compared to that shit I'm Peewee f'kin Herman :argh!:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 19, 2016, 06:07:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2016, 05:22:29 PM
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I've got an eight inch reflector and was feeling like the John Holmes of sky magnification. Compared to that shit I'm Peewee f'kin Herman :argh!:
8" is pretty good for an individual. The big bastard in the center of the pic is 4 meters.
That's goddam epic! Mrs P3nT wanted to look at space for her christmas so I ordered "decent beginner telescope" from intertubes. TBH I was a bit meh about it but she's always wanted to look at space and who the fuck am I to stand between a small blonde person and her - out of leftfield - desires?
My interest was piqued upon staring at what has become known to us as "The Lunar Terminator". It's fairly whizzing around out there if the speed it crosses the viewfinder is anything to go by. Next thing that happens is some new eyepieces turn up on the shopping list and suddenly I'm looking at MOTHERFUCKIN JUPITER!!! Through an attachment named after the singer of TAKE THAT of all things and what's more four of the goddamn moons were in the shot, perfectly evenly spaced, with Jupiter in the middle. I have a good enough basic grasp of the geometry of space (plus corroborating evidence since) to know that the chances of getting a break in the clouds in scotland, in winter, to coincide with what essentially looked like a dot to dot version of Saturn - astronomical!
Once in a lifetime?
So yeah, kinda digging astronomy now. Been going to a bothy, at the head of Loch Etive for years with some mates, usually for kayaking and shit but it turns out it's a pretty good dark sky site. Checked out the Orion Nebula there last weekend. Thought it was clouds at first. Guess it was - COSMIC MOTHERFUCKIN DUST CLOUDS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING HELL OF A LOT OF FOOTBALL STADIUMS!!!
:aww:
Here's the whole joint. For scale, the solar telescope (the diagonal thing) is 300 feet high.
It's also where the mad robot fucker does his thing.
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Any pics of what all those things are looking at?
*edit* Mad robot fucker? :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2016, 08:46:36 AM
Any pics of what all those things are looking at?
*edit* Mad robot fucker? :eek:
Identity currently unknown.
Unsure about current suspects but I've got money on there being more than 1 person involved.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2016, 08:46:36 AM
Any pics of what all those things are looking at?
*edit* Mad robot fucker? :eek:
1. A bunch of different shit, from near earth asteroids to the 4m mapping 100,000 lightyears in every different direction.
2. Up the side of the solar telescope, someone has attached a fleshlight on the mirror servomotors. Apparently, more than one, and this has been going on for 2.5 years. The guy would have to be doing it at night, and in the winter that means standing on an iced-over 6" wide gantry in 18F weather while he does this shit. NOT your casual pervert.
Gotta admire that level of dedication. Run me through the list of possible suspects
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ac2e955aee7e94e346542e42958cd7fe/tumblr_o2u41bJMKN1ttrxmxo1_500.jpg)
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 22, 2016, 02:23:00 AM
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context?
Came up on the sickfuture tumblr feed so... no context.
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 27, 2016, 07:35:59 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 22, 2016, 02:23:00 AM
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context?
The picture itself seems to be from the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. It was being used in October 2015 in reference to a 'Cocks not Glocks' protest over a concealed carry decision at University of Texas campuses.
Words.
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(https://57.media.tumblr.com/1361f018153e633264f228470d20380a/tumblr_nm3h1q9t6G1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/TrumpKentState_zpserrtp2ti.jpg)
(http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1402973805i/10021352.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 14, 2016, 03:51:42 AM
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QG, take a look at this.
I can't count how much shit you could apply this to. Beyond Kent State/Jackson State, you've got an entire history of race relations and labour rights killings. There's a whole bunch of really classy events.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_the_United_States
With gems like:
QuoteLudlow Massacre:19 Killed by Colorado National Guard and Colorado Fuel & Iron Company camp guards on a tent colony of 1,200 striking coal miners and their families, many of whom were immigrants or minorities
Also relevant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_worker_deaths_in_United_States_labor_disputes
I should really see if there's a before picture with the victim in the crowd.
This one's late, though emblematic of where his tail is:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1wbPIbkWyfY/VqjiUSeLGaI/AAAAAAAAR1E/jz8WJH2L71w/s1600/trump%2Bkelly%2Bwall.jpg)
I like this one
(http://i.imgur.com/xhPSob7.jpg)
THIS fucking thing.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/12900981_1077687078949614_2823751845949605158_o.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2016, 09:54:06 PM
THIS fucking thing.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/12900981_1077687078949614_2823751845949605158_o.jpg)
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Isn't she gorgeous?
Be still my throbbing heart! And her vital statistics?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2016, 07:44:26 AM
Be still my throbbing heart! And her vital statistics?
Lenses .3M/3.M
Mirror 4 M
Instruments in use: Newfirm, MOSAIC 3
Instrument upcoming: DESI. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DESI.
So you've gone from building the future to staring at ancient history. What a trip!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2016, 12:11:55 AM
So you've gone from building the future to staring at ancient history. What a trip!
Actually, I'm doing both right now. I am helping kick monkeys into the future (DESI, Newfirm), while occasionally looking at shit that happened a hundred thousand years ago,
live.
So, I saw this on somebody's front lawn the other day:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/wrQKPM6fbdB0E6UP_xp30VEAnv_hqors45QDZzL5_RhAa5t86HvcMa-b2QDs04zuKhg=w1280-h1024-rw-no)
In case you can't tell, someone bought a statue of a crucified christ, covered it with a mosaic of tiny shards of mirror (including individual fingers), and then put tighty whities on it and a crown of what appears to be industrial pipe cleaner, then put it in their front yard.
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on March 28, 2016, 01:13:33 PM
So, I saw this on somebody's front lawn the other day:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/wrQKPM6fbdB0E6UP_xp30VEAnv_hqors45QDZzL5_RhAa5t86HvcMa-b2QDs04zuKhg=w1280-h1024-rw-no)
In case you can't tell, someone bought a statue of a crucified christ, covered it with a mosaic of tiny shards of mirror (including individual fingers), and then put tighty whities on it and a crown of what appears to be industrial pipe cleaner, then put it in their front yard.
Why?
Because Underoos Disco Jesus is the savior this planet deserves.
And also,
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/16/91/d8/1691d80a3141bcf9cc2b2257d6b6c0a9.jpg)
That's very true.
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2016, 06:37:38 PM
Because Underoos Disco Jesus is the savior this planet deserves.
:lulz:
Edit: OH GOD IT'S HUGE HERE TAKE THIS TOO BUSY TO RESIZE http://i.imgur.com/AKYxG5M.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/AKYxG5M.jpg)
In response to some of those "music today is all about the Spectacle, not like in the old days," memes.
Zing!
Although, to be fair, Cher had (has) a hell of a voice.
Spoiler alert: So does Miley.
Spent this morning underground.
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Bulge is painted to see if it spreads.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/t31.0-8/12973201_1088625181189137_3665219546359506760_o.jpg)
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/12961324_1088625257855796_8530977514156485934_o.jpg)
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/12968002_1088625321189123_3285197865021243791_o.jpg)
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/12967928_1088625354522453_1411739878848132886_o.jpg)
DAYLIGHT!
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/12973139_1088625374522451_8650109547856032019_o.jpg)
THATS NOT PAINT
Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2016, 08:16:12 PM
In response to some of those "music today is all about the Spectacle, not like in the old days," memes.
I don't really agree with that line of memery. Only a bit of it is, and that's the memorable stuff, maybe. -shrug-
Hence the counter-meme.
I'm thinking of doing some more. Maybe I should start a thread.
Quote from: LMNO on April 06, 2016, 12:58:47 PM
Hence the counter-meme.
I'm thinking of doing some more. Maybe I should start a thread.
Oooh, yeah!
Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2016, 09:18:52 PM
THATS NOT PAINT
WHAT ISN'T PAINT? THOSE PICS NEVER HAPPENED.
Well I guess Dietier had to be used for something.
So what's causing the spread and what will happen if it continues? I've got a fair idea but I'm guessing it to be far more serious and hilarious than what I'm thinking.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 07, 2016, 01:42:29 PM
Well I guess Dietier had to be used for something.
So what's causing the spread and what will happen if it continues? I've got a fair idea but I'm guessing it to be far more serious and hilarious than what I'm thinking.
water, of course. Eventually, if left untended, the tunnels will collapse.
We have a fold-scope, AWESOME :lulz:(http://50.6.73.68/picit/1460061146.7068.jpg)
Just made this
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/1343b618f8822ae8fd0bb5d996d675d6/tumblr_o5botafG0h1roo64to1_540.png)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/8148f08a660d07d0be51f4420a4c0193/tumblr_o5bpfmYdw71roo64to1_540.png)
:mittens:
Is that from timecube?
It's from REALITY, Gene Ray of timecube.com was just the messenger.
(http://giphy.com/gifs/omNc0ji0GJiqQ/html5)
(https://i.imgur.com/rWTRXiJ.jpg)
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13015304_10156862220975707_7644493797097410695_n.jpg?oh=f7eb24837a4c68e3f721d1c049199527&oe=57A839FD)
:lulz:
Didn't we have a nazi at one point that actually came out with the bottom right? He was amazing. By which I mean probably retarded.
Brother Nihil, maybe? I sometimes get stupid people mixed up.
Quote from: LMNO on April 19, 2016, 08:19:44 PM
Brother Nihil, maybe? I sometimes get stupid people mixed up.
That's the guy. He's still around, just doesn't post, since his "dark enlightnment" shit got the respect it deserved.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-etb0wL7YQo4/VxZvbX8nM3I/AAAAAAAABnw/Qih6UQueLCAYRMbnkBvkMUWqbzUP_nh1ACLcB/s1600/9pqQ0Re.gif)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/7c5112b704e661b622bfd9e87a2b8052/tumblr_o541ixouYt1qh0oogo1_500.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9b7cbaca2eba209a383f476ebcad8c04/tumblr_mmwfz6xwKH1sowp9lo1_400.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/df61b7ae56aabaaad53004e82e6d4a95/tumblr_o5a3nrnMXx1roo64to1_500.jpg)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/450c775df23753abfe02ee8d62b116f9/tumblr_o5a3ooqckZ1roo64to1_500.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/ba1743a9fafc010ba986ad17278a386b/tumblr_o5a3pt0CJU1roo64to1_500.jpg)
https://imgur.com/gallery/peIHc -- abandonment porn in Pripyat, Ukraine
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/902ddb5dfc44dd898ad44294017e56e8/tumblr_o60dc3GVWp1rby04wo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 23, 2016, 03:07:35 AM
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/902ddb5dfc44dd898ad44294017e56e8/tumblr_o60dc3GVWp1rby04wo1_500.jpg)
I endorse this.
(http://i.imgur.com/sBgT9N2.gif)
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2016, 12:08:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sBgT9N2.gif)
Wait. I know that tie. That's from the vid where the guy eats one of those canned chicken raw.
Could be. I found it in a discussion on the self-made "canning" community and how not to can a full chicken.
Made something.
(https://65.media.tumblr.com/37a7dcb60dae7b973a49cba4fc88abb8/tumblr_o6b0qz6SDc1qzhjh2o1_540.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/juyDano.jpg)
You bet it is, Roger! 8)
(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2013/10/03/03-dinosaur-lit-christie-sims.w529.h352.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2016, 05:50:39 PM
(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2013/10/03/03-dinosaur-lit-christie-sims.w529.h352.jpg)
I do not understand how this gets around the bestiality ban on Amazon.
I suspect Cramulan influences.
There's actually a name for that specific kink. Fact.
"Cramophelia"?
My Amazon suggestions are tainted now.
I really fucked up the book market by buying 1000 copies of Taken by Pterodactyl, and now they're cranking them out / off.
Quote from: Cramulus on May 09, 2016, 08:42:02 PM
I really fucked up the book market by buying 1000 copies of Taken by Pterodactyl, and now they're cranking them out / off.
Sweet, that means you can loan me one :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2016, 05:50:39 PM
(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2013/10/03/03-dinosaur-lit-christie-sims.w529.h352.jpg)
I love how the one on the right actually manages to cross dinopr0n with midgetpr0n :lulz:
I feel like the author cheated themselves out of some good alliteration by not being Taken by the triceratops.
Ravished by the raptors
Dicked by the diplodocus (the 'longest' dinosaur ಠ_ಠ)
Look, Fem-reptoids have needs too, you judging fucks.
Actually, I'm not certain that these are for a female audience. Could someone send a copy to Roger so we can find out? It's clearly in the interests of science.
I'd send him mine but for some reason all the pages are mysteriously stuck together :evil:
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2016, 03:31:51 PM
Look, Fem-reptoids have needs too, you judging fucks.
Actually, I'm not certain that these are for a female audience. Could someone send a copy to Roger so we can find out? It's clearly in the interests of science.
Women are non-falsifiable, and therefore science does not apply to them.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2016, 04:39:05 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2016, 03:31:51 PM
Look, Fem-reptoids have needs too, you judging fucks.
Actually, I'm not certain that these are for a female audience. Could someone send a copy to Roger so we can find out? It's clearly in the interests of science.
Women are non-falsifiable, and therefore science does not apply to them.
Are CramOphelias non-falsifiable though?
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/CramOphelia_zpsiejgalcy.jpg) (http://s13.photobucket.com/user/goblinhill/media/CramOphelia_zpsiejgalcy.jpg.html)
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/22013590da33aebf7b0b13f9902d8a24/tumblr_nhg3ms8uuq1u5ctzlo1_1280.png)
(https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13126807_170601766671056_1820202427_n.jpg)
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WQSdtrYu3SM/VxFOngpcPXI/AAAAAAAALCM/6efDH0HDOTUpmzi5CeDmBSSXYTPsWOLEACLcB/s1600/Chicken%2BGame%2BOver%2BDont%2BLook.jpg)
You wont believe this one trick that kills Auditors of Reality!
+20 points for the Pratchett reference.
For your overdoing it pleasure.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Dat_Boi_Frog.gif/220px-Dat_Boi_Frog.gif)
o shit waddup!
Quote from: rong on May 15, 2016, 01:34:54 AM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WQSdtrYu3SM/VxFOngpcPXI/AAAAAAAALCM/6efDH0HDOTUpmzi5CeDmBSSXYTPsWOLEACLcB/s1600/Chicken%2BGame%2BOver%2BDont%2BLook.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/de/bd/35/debd3556af722e326d93a812c057e60f.jpg)
OK who here designed this ad?
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/335d46b7f94c509f2d7a167ae626636b/tumblr_o7butzmFYZ1roo64to1_500.jpg)
Also,
This isn't a pic but here it is anyway:
What If There Was A Dubstep Song But Instead Of The Drop There Was Just The Seinfeld Theme Song (https://soundcloud.com/chrstnandrkn/what-if-there-was-a-dubstep-song-but-instead-of-the-drop-there-was-just-the-seinfeld-theme-song)
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/1c7704f3e2707345ef2b47f019f6a969/tumblr_inline_o5rzok4M6r1u1tpv5_540.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/PlatosManCave_zpsj4q8yunh.jpg)
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 24, 2016, 04:12:33 AM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/PlatosManCave_zpsj4q8yunh.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz:
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/71a9fb7adf467dcee7834942985b6614/tumblr_o7vficttGz1uiitobo1_500.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/RD4SVeK.jpg)
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/d02a15532a9cfa7b33635c62fb6042ba/tumblr_nqqhbvNLXF1tlb56zo1_400.gif)
German Shepards are lies
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/f7611341b582f5f9af3e2e34f983db45/tumblr_o8dhabAfr11qmlfmgo1_540.jpg)
Not sure, but I think my Femquisitor (http://i.imgur.com/Re93GWv.jpg) may actually be Jennifer Love Hewitt (http://66.media.tumblr.com/823787cb822ec1bd97504f622a9d8577/tumblr_nmkfs9behv1rxvmbco2_500.png). Advise, pls.
Cain, why did you kidnap Jennifer Love Hewitt and use some kind of Tron-esque digitizing to make her your avatar for your video game? And why haven't you mass produced this technology so that basement dwellers all over the world will pay you so much CAYSH?
Can't speak to the former, but the latter is because the Femquistor kicks ass and takes names, and frequently does the former so hard the latter is unnecessary, except as a way to mark their gravestone.
She was originally a redhead, but I changed to brunette at the last second (and Bioware can't do blonde hair for shit). Maybe I should've stuck with the first option. It's a bit unnerving otherwise.
JLH as a redhead would absolutely unnerve me.
In my pance.
Quote from: LMNO on June 16, 2016, 08:23:50 PM
JLH as a redhead would absolutely unnerve me.
In my pance.
Quote from: Cain on June 16, 2016, 08:03:06 PM
Can't speak to the former, but the latter is because the Femquistor kicks ass and takes names, and frequently does the former so hard the latter is unnecessary, except as a way to mark their gravestone.
She was originally a redhead, but I changed to brunette at the last second (and Bioware can't do blonde hair for shit). Maybe I should've stuck with the first option. It's a bit unnerving otherwise.
:lol: :lol:
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/86f2d9f41a995ca08aac144967967f27/tumblr_o97ebfNKJJ1uluepno1_250.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/sbcWZXU.jpg)
Edit: They misspelled it. Bugs me.
Quote from: SuuCal on June 09, 2016, 06:05:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RD4SVeK.jpg)
My wife is just so much no about this. :lulz:
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/465edc2e81411edace2bafb7614cfbd5/tumblr_o9y9ohdOra1v6eftco1_500.jpg)
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on July 09, 2016, 08:35:12 PM
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That there is a Roger "Share if you agree".
Also this, which is my proudest achievement this week. But it's early.
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/13606852_1150531914998463_1414720636838310039_n.jpg?oh=ec8a79c850787dc6060ff79ad14e77fb&oe=582D3C14)
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 13, 2016, 01:52:03 AM
Also this, which is my proudest achievement this week. But it's early.
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/13606852_1150531914998463_1414720636838310039_n.jpg?oh=ec8a79c850787dc6060ff79ad14e77fb&oe=582D3C14)
:lol: :lol: to this and the bees pics.
(https://s25.postimg.org/uhz322avz/Pokemon.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RrekuXb.jpg)
Oh that is the BEST. !
THREEF!
(http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1469407382424.png)
The truly scary thing is the theory put forward by Anon there is at the very least consistent with Elder Scrolls lore, if not actually 100% what occured.
Vivec's weapon of choice is indeed a spear, but in the 36 Lessons of Vivec, it's sometimes a not very subtle metaphor for something else.
See, for example (http://www.newwhirlingschool.com/lessons/14.php):
QuoteThe holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'
So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:
'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'
Then that stretch of badlands that had been the site of the marriage fragmented and threw fire. And a race that is no more but that was terrible at the time to behold came forth. Born of the biters, that is all they did, and they ran amok across the lands of Veloth and even to the shores of Red Mountain.
But Vivec made of his spear a more terrible thing, from a secret he had bitten off from the King of Rape. And so he sent Molag Bal tumbling into the crack of the biters and swore forever that he would not deem the King beautiful ever again.
Vivec wept as he slew all those around him with his terrible new spear. He named it MUATRA, which is Milk Taker, and even the Chimeri mystics knew his fury. Anyone struck by Vivec at this time turned barren and withered into bone shapes. The path of bones became a sentence for the stars to read, and the heavens have never known children since. Vivec hunted down the biters one by one, and all their progeny, and he killed them all by means of the Nine Apertures, and the wise still hide theirs from Muatra.
It's shit like this that reminds me why Morrowind was so good. The more recent instalments have had little in the same vein and moved more into somewhat generic fantasy. There's a few rumours about the next one being set in Black Marsh. If that's the case then I'd hope for weird awesomeness like this making a big comeback.
To be fair, the weirdness is still there, but it's pretty well hidden. Oblivion had the Mankar Camoran Commentaries which, among other things, make the blasphemous (and possibly accurate) claim that Nirn is nothing more than another plane of Oblivion, thus making Lorkhan a daedric prince. And then there was the Shivering Isles in all its glory. We also got to see the dark side of Meridia in Knights of the Nine. And Skyrim, though very generic in many respects, was also rushed as fuck. Despite that they managed to tie the plot back into the earlier games (prophecy of the Dragonborn) and introduce a ton of new lore regarding the Thalmor, the Ideal Masters and Apocrypha.
I suspect ESO has also been something of a trial-run for how well people will react to the more weird aspects of TES lore being part of the gameplay. So far, it seems to be going fairly well. Also my bets are on Hammerfell for the next game.
I mean yeah, there's nothing that has been written that is quite as good as The 36 Lessons, but the 36 Lessons are a very special category of their own.
True, it's just that the jump from daggerfall to morrowind was such a step that subsequent ones have fallen a little short for me. I'd guess against hammerfell due to Redguard and Daggerfall. I suspect there's more money to milk out of one of the more exotic settings (Eleswyr or the other continent, cant recall name but it's mentioned a lot and has half a dozen "new" races kicking around in it. Imperial Expansionists with a colony/invasion aspect would probably be a huge game but that may be being saved for ESO DLC / ESO2.
Well allegedly (this comes from Kirkbride, and while he no longer works for Bethesda, he's still in touch with people there and occasionally writes things for them...like the Camoran commentaries and Heimskr's speech in Skyrim) the theme for the coming Elder Scrolls games is "the fall of the empires of man". Furthermore, before Bethesda declared they were stopping support for Skyrim, they registered a copyright for the name "Hammerfell". At the time, people thought it was for another Skyrim DLC...but obviously not.
Hammerfall already has an existing strange power thing which could be applied to the player in a similar manner to the Thuum (sword-singing) and it would give further opportunities to look at the Thalmor as a faction. It's not part of the Empire, but the Empire has a presence there (the Legion veterans who stayed behind to fight the Thalmor...and maybe runaway Blades). Also, a mostly human province means they can use a greater variety of voice actors. One big factor I can see with non-human realms is that it would require comparatively more skilled or unique voice actors, whereas anyone with a mic can do a Redguard voice, pretty much.
Of course, that Redguard was a game is an issue, but that was at the founding of the Empire, so no doubt a lot has changed. And at least one of the TES Adventure series was also set in Skyrim, so there is precedent.
Quotethey registered a copyright for the name "Hammerfell"
Conceded on this alone, it's how they worked for the last few. That said, I'm still a little disappointed. In any event, development has yet to start apparently so we're anywhere from 2-5 years from finding out.
Incidentally, I've recently got the furthest I ever have in Morrowind. Just cured the Corpus Disease, and I'm close to completing the Morag Tong questline.
Wait, what?
So you've not dealt with the "Visit these multiple remote places because plot" yet? It's tedious as fuck but the plot afterwards makes it worthwhile.
There was a morrowind speedrun video kicking around where the entire thing is done in less than a few minutes. Glitches and exploits everywhere but amusing to see just how broken the CK was back in the initial era. Not that it's much changed or advanced from that.
Yeah, I've not had to do the Ashlander or Hortator quests yet, other than the first one, where you retrieve the bow for the Ashlander chief. However, I am a member of the Morag Tong and Mages Guild. I've been sent off to plenty of random locations for no good reason and a thousand drakes. Thankfully, my character is fairly skilled with Mysticism, or else that would be tedious as fuck.
Also at this point I'm level 25, decked out in full glass armour with the curaiss of the Saviour's Hide, glass tower shield and an Ebony longsword. So basically I'm unkillable by anything short of an Ash Vampire or DLC enemy, I think. Not that I've started Tribunal or Bloodmoon yet, but I hear they can be tricky for lower level characters, and I'm not really abusing alchemy too much at the moment.
Yeah, both DLC can be a pain if undergeared. Though Dark Brotherhood armour is game-breakingly priced and usually enough to gear a character to a decent level from just selling 1/2 sets. After the first couple of tribunal quests, money just isn't an issue. Also, vendors in mournhold had tons of cash compared to anyone on the island so you can actually sell all the crap without having to purchase the entire store at the same time or deal with every npc merchant.
Unless you're playing with the difficulty turned way up, you're probably golden to blitz everything left in the main quest, it's just a lot of travelling. It;s a bit of a shame because it's the worst designed part of the game and can end up taking a ridiculous amount of time unless you know where you're going and why. Tribunal is a little better at avoiding this issue, and bloodmoon gets it kinda right and pretty much lays out the kind of story progression you later see in the dragonborn DLC.
Yeah, I've been abusing DB armour and Creeper for a while now. Though since I looted all the Great House Vaults, money's not so much of a concern. And of course there's always alchemy, when I'm bored. I've got the "fortify intelligence" potion abuse sorted.
It's not really anywhere near required, just more to see how broken some of the mechanics are. They really fucked up with some things like this, and being able to sell thing to a merchant for more than you can buy it for, well, even a minor profit grows exponentially with some merchants. The main barrier is just time to flog all the crap.
It is one of the main precedents for bethseda just not thinking crafting mechanics through at all. Even enchanting is utterly fucked. You can remove some serious travel time with a few jump/slowfall enchants. With that and a bit of acrobatics levelling you can literally jump across the map.
Aw, the best part of that game was jumping over the entire landmass of Vvardenfell in a single leap. Until the computer crashed from having to load too many new areas.
It made exploring and getting to random places a lot easier, that's for sure.
OpenMW + SSD = no crashing. I have a hoptoad ring, but I need to work on my acrobatics skill some still.
Also just raised my intelligence to godlike levels last night to enchant a pair of trousers. They give me a constant restore stamina effect. I call them my "jogging pants". This seems an appropriate use of raising my intelligence to unimaginable and superhuman levels.
Jogging pants. I lol'd. :lol:
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2016, 02:14:40 PM
OpenMW + SSD = no crashing. I have a hoptoad ring, but I need to work on my acrobatics skill some still.
Also just raised my intelligence to godlike levels last night to enchant a pair of trousers. They give me a constant restore stamina effect. I call them my "jogging pants". This seems an appropriate use of raising my intelligence to unimaginable and superhuman levels.
:lulz:
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT BIDEN
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 04, 2016, 03:42:40 AM
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I agree with this in every detail.
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And for those who want to own a copy...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kiss-Temptation-Deadly-Angels-Book-ebook/dp/B00A73LR9S/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
Though I would recommend waiting until her collaboration with Chuck Tingle, tentatively titled "Living Inside My Own Butt for Eight Years, Starting a Business and Turning a Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment and Strategic Targeted Marketing with Viking Angels" is released.
whatisthisidontevenwhatthewhaticantwhatishappeningmylegshavelostallsensationwhat
:spit: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Of course, the Chuck Tingle thing is a lie. But minus 3 words, that is the title of one of his current books
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2016, 09:18:34 PM
Of course, the Chuck Tingle thing is a lie. But minus 3 words, that is the title of one of his current books
I just Googled him, and I didn't even need to see the actual title to realize that that was probably true. I just needed to see a few other titles he made :lulz:
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 06, 2016, 07:48:38 PM
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Howwww is this in print, even
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 07, 2016, 04:42:31 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 06, 2016, 07:48:38 PM
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Howwww is this in print, even
This was also published at one point: https://www.amazon.com/Bronwyn-Silk-Steel/dp/1587520664
"her neck was a bottle of wine covered in dew and otters".
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From the silk and steel book.
That looks to me like they had some kind of modified chat bot, and had it read a bunch of books, then write an "original" book.
Like a a Mad-Lib that became sentient.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 07, 2016, 05:09:14 AM
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From the silk and steel book.
Looks like John Norman tried to write the Song of Solomon.
That's what happens when a NoWriMo goes off the rails.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 07, 2016, 05:09:14 AM
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From the silk and steel book.
I wanna carve this into an ornate, underground tunnel system and then find someone to propagate some freaky cult about it.
Then again, that costs a lot of money... Maybe I'll just have that written on my tombstone.
"Ron Miller is unfairly talented." -- Sir Arthur C Clarke
I'd like to know the context of that quote.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 07, 2016, 04:42:31 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 06, 2016, 07:48:38 PM
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Howwww is this in print, even
After seeing Chuck tingles bibliography, I am no longer surprised about anything being in print.
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welcome to Tucson:
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 11, 2016, 03:26:34 AM
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YES.
(https://email.noao.edu/Session/12145-jMubnJfdpDi6qk6xHwEq/MIME/INBOX/6009-02-01-R/8A6296F3-919E-4456-82CB-73CBCDF8CC94@tuc.noao.edu)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2016, 12:51:43 AM
(https://email.noao.edu/Session/12145-jMubnJfdpDi6qk6xHwEq/MIME/INBOX/6009-02-01-R/8A6296F3-919E-4456-82CB-73CBCDF8CC94@tuc.noao.edu)
Can't see, sadly, even if I paste the link into my own browser tab
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2016, 08:53:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2016, 12:51:43 AM
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Can't see, sadly, even if I paste the link into my own browser tab
Same. I figured it was just a site that was blocked at my work or something. Couldn't see it at home either.
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 20, 2016, 01:58:43 AM
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I think they've found our weakness.
You see, we'd survive nuclear warfare for the same reason roaches would. Our collective hatred for all things bigger than our homes renders all attacks on our population so redundant, that radiation and anything that causes excitement is redirected. Hence why the hottest days in Ohio actually involve overcast skies. The clouds just trap in our collective body heat.
But if we were all to step on legos... :eek:
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 20, 2016, 01:58:43 AM
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We can dream.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 21, 2016, 03:27:27 AM
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I think I have found my bliss.
#oldpeopleproblems
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QuoteWhat if our solar system was quarantined because no other creatures in the universe actually consumed dead organics? Some creatures survive off of solar radiation, others photosynthesis or absorbing nutrients from soil. Imagine the horror if we ever figured out how to leave our planet... after all, we are the monsters of the universe. At the dawn of our greatest age when interstellar travel becomes possible the Earth is destroyed by creatures known as Talecians, distant relations to our bovines. One Earth vessel escapes, manned by a motley promotional crew. They spend the rest of their days running from the pursuing cattle who want nothing more than to exterminate the last of humankind. C.O.W. is a science fiction satire that examines our role in the universe. Based on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang. All of which will have you laughing so long you'll have to pick the bugs out of your teeth like a grizzly biker.
QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang
QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision
QuoteBased on real research
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
QuoteWhat if our solar system was quarantined because no other creatures in the universe actually consumed dead organics? Some creatures survive off of solar radiation, others photosynthesis or absorbing nutrients from soil. Imagine the horror if we ever figured out how to leave our planet... after all, we are the monsters of the universe. At the dawn of our greatest age when interstellar travel becomes possible the Earth is destroyed by creatures known as Talecians, distant relations to our bovines. One Earth vessel escapes, manned by a motley promotional crew. They spend the rest of their days running from the pursuing cattle who want nothing more than to exterminate the last of humankind. C.O.W. is a science fiction satire that examines our role in the universe. Based on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang. All of which will have you laughing so long you'll have to pick the bugs out of your teeth like a grizzly biker.
QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang
QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision
QuoteBased on real research
A delicious argument for optimizing an otherwise inefficient diet.
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2016, 09:14:13 AM
QuoteWhat if our solar system was quarantined because no other creatures in the universe actually consumed dead organics? Some creatures survive off of solar radiation, others photosynthesis or absorbing nutrients from soil. Imagine the horror if we ever figured out how to leave our planet... after all, we are the monsters of the universe. At the dawn of our greatest age when interstellar travel becomes possible the Earth is destroyed by creatures known as Talecians, distant relations to our bovines. One Earth vessel escapes, manned by a motley promotional crew. They spend the rest of their days running from the pursuing cattle who want nothing more than to exterminate the last of humankind. C.O.W. is a science fiction satire that examines our role in the universe. Based on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang. All of which will have you laughing so long you'll have to pick the bugs out of your teeth like a grizzly biker.
QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision even challenges readers with an unexpected explanation for the Big Bang
QuoteBased on real research, Thomax Green's vision
QuoteBased on real research
The research might be real, the subject may not.
That cover art is AMAZE though.
Bovine hexaboobs.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2016, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 20, 2016, 01:58:43 AM
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We can dream.
But then who would pick the next president?
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on August 26, 2016, 11:51:24 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2016, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on August 20, 2016, 01:58:43 AM
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We can dream.
But then who would pick the next president?
Happier people that are in a better state of mind to choose a president (https://wallethub.com/edu/most-least-happy-states-in-america/6959/) :lulz:
I don't understand why Oregon is always the unhappiest and most depressed state on any of these lists. It's NICE here, FFS. :lol:
Maybe it's all those white nationalists, afraid because it's the 21st century and there are black people and stuff, and everyone else is depressed because they have to put up with the aforementioned yahoos?
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2016, 06:32:37 PM
Maybe it's all those white nationalists, afraid because it's the 21st century and there are black people and stuff, and everyone else is depressed because they have to put up with the aforementioned yahoos?
This is actually a completely reasonable explanation.
Because cake.
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I'm dying. :lol:
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That's wonderful on so many levels.
Supposed elite transport for somewhat recently closed bordello:
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This is every FaceBook argument, ever.
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Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2016, 01:37:30 PM
This is every FaceBook argument, ever.
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Yes.
Yes it is.
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I love that guy, he's so great.
Waffle's alter-ego?
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I laughed out loud for a full minute over that. :lol:
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They's fabulous and they knows it.
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What. CLIMB to heaven? WTF! I thought a big ray of light comes down and gives you an elevator ride to heaven! What is this CLIMB shit??
What if I have a broken arm? Do people with broken arms have to fall to hell? Is there maybe a rope and harness system for the handicapped?
UGH WHY DIDNT THE BIBLE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHIT
That's because you didn't pay attention in Bible studies:
http://biblehub.com/amos/9-2.htm
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2016, 04:30:09 AM
That's because you didn't pay attention in Bible studies:
http://biblehub.com/amos/9-2.htm
Hmm, some translations mention "though they climb up to heaven..." and others translate it as "though they ascend to heaven" but nowhere does it actually mention a ladder of any kind.
Perhaps they climb the monkey bars to heaven? I've always been good at monkey bars, I'd probably have a decent shot.
Then again, I would never be granted entrance anyway, if the Bible is to be believed. Luckily, I'll have tons of great company in Hell.
:lulz: Dude, it's literally called Jacob's Ladder.
You really did sleep through Bible Studies.
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2016, 04:56:22 AM
:lulz: Dude, it's literally called Jacob's Ladder.
You really did sleep through Bible Studies.
If I had had Bible Studies, I certainly would have slept through them.
Anyway I only checked the link you posted.
I'm disappointed. For an all-powerful God, I would expect the trip to heaven to be a bit more spectacular than a damned ladder. Not even an escalator? Shit, sign me up for the Human Catapult to Heaven.
Jacob's Catapult.
The solution is to build a ladder of penis.
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waffle? what did they DO to you?
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on October 04, 2016, 05:13:13 AM
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Brilliant!
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:horrormirth: <--- THIS. EMOTE. RIGHT. HERE!
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on October 04, 2016, 05:13:13 AM
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I wonder if this is a franchise. This exact stand was in a County Fair I attended here in Ohio.
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Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on October 14, 2016, 03:56:52 AM
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Dawwwww
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Oh, if it weren't rooted so deeply in pointless hate, that'd be hilarious.
Oh, it's still hilarious.
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What are birds? Like water, they are impossible to describe.
They're a mystery.
Birds are dinosaurs too stupid to realise they should be extinct.
But didn't they just come to this planet in 1952?
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Clearly it's time to watch "Do you poop enough?".
...until you turn it on and discover it's just a title for the Presidential Debate.
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Silliness aside, what causes a chicken to molt like that?
They don't molt like that, they're born like that.
Those are Turkens. We had them on a farm I worked on a couple of years ago, actually.
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They're adorable, and need a lot less feed to make eggs with because a surprising amount of energy goes into feathers.
Quote from: NeonWytch on October 27, 2016, 02:04:17 AM
They don't molt like that, they're born like that.
Those are Turkens. We had them on a farm I worked on a couple of years ago, actually.
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They're adorable, and need a lot less feed to make eggs with because a surprising amount of energy goes into feathers.
Cool, thanks!
That's awesome. So you'd really only need one of those and a duck for a turducken. 8)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 27, 2016, 12:35:29 PM
That's awesome. So you'd really only need one of those and a duck for a turducken. 8)
I was thinking just the same, tbh
Actually, the Turken possesses no relation to Meleagris gallopavo, the domesticated Turkey, though it is from the area spanning between Turkey and Transylvania. It's simply a type of domesticated utility chicken with a very fortuitous arrangement of plumage.
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/Themoreyouknow.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081023004830)
"Utility chicken" is my new favorite term.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2016, 08:41:22 AM
"Utility chicken" is my new favorite term.
Sounds like something Redneck Batman would have.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2016, 05:36:16 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on October 28, 2016, 02:35:22 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2016, 08:41:22 AM
"Utility chicken" is my new favorite term.
Sounds like something Redneck Batman would have.
On his belt, ihopeihopeihope.
I was thinking something more like sidekick.
I suppose it could be both.
This ducking page :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
EDIT: AND THE AUTOCORRECT FTW
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http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/ (http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/) Love this blog.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on October 31, 2016, 02:20:15 AM
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http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/ (http://scarfolk.blogspot.com/) Love this blog.
Ooooh I'm going to have to follow this.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mZtOaPRTeO0/UaCKOU9Tw1I/AAAAAAAABYE/m1o2SW4fZYk/s640/femaleanatomywww-scarfolk-blogspot-com.jpg)
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Inappropriate bathroom design is seriously the #1 indicator that I'm dreaming. If I ran into something like that irl I would spend the rest of the day so fucked up.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 06, 2016, 03:51:32 PM
Inappropriate bathroom design is seriously the #1 indicator that I'm dreaming. If I ran into something like that irl I would spend the rest of the day so fucked up.
I have a friend who was studying architecture a few years ago. His lecturers suggested that he might want to change his degree programme when he submitted a house design where you had to walk down a glass corridor that was overlooked in order to get to the loo. He works for Deutsche Bank now.
Quote from: MMIX on November 06, 2016, 05:13:53 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 06, 2016, 03:51:32 PM
Inappropriate bathroom design is seriously the #1 indicator that I'm dreaming. If I ran into something like that irl I would spend the rest of the day so fucked up.
I have a friend who was studying architecture a few years ago. His lecturers suggested that he might want to change his degree programme when he submitted a house design where you had to walk down a glass corridor that was overlooked in order to get to the loo. He works for Deutsche Bank now.
:lulz:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1e01257f3f9da9aacfb4f4ad67d779d4/tumblr_og64oqz9Gv1s9y3qio8_540.jpg)
Who is officiating wedding?
OH NO
BEAR IS OFFICIATING WEDDING!!!
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2016, 12:51:21 AM
Who is officiating wedding?
OH NO
BEAR IS OFFICIATING WEDDING!!!
HOW CAN THIS BE?????
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161107/f2a65db86f6885eb8512aa9d862329a5.jpg)
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 06, 2016, 11:17:03 PM
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Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?
The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring. In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.
On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me. Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.
A bear would've been a better option.
Sounds like you inadvertently attended the best wedding in recorded history :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2016, 04:10:04 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 06, 2016, 11:17:03 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1e01257f3f9da9aacfb4f4ad67d779d4/tumblr_og64oqz9Gv1s9y3qio8_540.jpg)
Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?
The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring. In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.
On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me. Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.
A bear would've been a better option.
lowlwut
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2016, 02:45:30 AM
Sent from my TRS-80 using tapatalk
:lulz:
I hadn't disabled the signature on the new device yet.
I figured out that the signature could be turned off yesterday but I decided to just leave it on indefinitely because it makes me laugh
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2016, 04:10:04 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on November 06, 2016, 11:17:03 PM
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Did I mention the wedding I went to over the summer had an owl in it?
The idea was for the owl to fly over with the wedding ring. In every single rehearsal, this is exactly what it did.
On the day, it did a 90 degree turn away from where it was supposed to go and at full speed faceplanted itself into a window, before falling on the floor behind the seat of the person two rows in front of me. Because both the bride and the groom and half their friends are vets, we then had a mad crush of people trying to treat the owl, tripping over their dresses or the seats in the rush.
A bear would've been a better option.
That is amazing. :lol:
Richard Nixon fighting a Saber Tooth Tiger :eek:
(http://img15.deviantart.net/1d30/i/2013/182/6/6/richard_nixon_fighting_a_saber_tooth_tiger_by_sharpwriter-d6bln06.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4d380e9e6315fc9abb0af152a9dd21d2/tumblr_mktgda37Ms1s8rf3io1_540.jpg)
the Buddha in the helmet is a nice touch.
Quote from: LMNO on November 11, 2016, 01:33:32 PM
the Buddha in the helmet is a nice touch.
I didn't even notice that :eek: :lol:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6bc1c10b448b943451863f7834eaf073/tumblr_o10m83TuwQ1u5qlayo1_540.png)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/420-weed-meme.jpg)
I as yet have no proof that this is not actually RWHN, but I suspect that it might not be.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 10, 2016, 10:47:17 AM
Richard Nixon fighting a Saber Tooth Tiger :eek:
(http://img15.deviantart.net/1d30/i/2013/182/6/6/richard_nixon_fighting_a_saber_tooth_tiger_by_sharpwriter-d6bln06.jpg)
This is utterly glorious.
(http://mcsapcoalition.org/content/content/justlikeyou.jpg)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2016, 06:00:12 AM
This is utterly glorious.
There's other similar shit on his deviantart. Obama on a raptor or something like that. Came across him on a surf the other day.
http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/ (http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 16, 2016, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2016, 06:00:12 AM
This is utterly glorious.
There's other similar shit on his deviantart. Obama on a raptor or something like that. Came across him on a surf the other day.
http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/ (http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/)
He does have some awesome stuff.
(http://img06.deviantart.net/4f13/i/2011/332/9/f/ben_franklin_vs__zeus_by_sharpwriter-d4hjp6a.jpg)
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15073283_1265966526788334_3435169352640642947_n.jpg?oh=03051c7541257930e2b482791f6ead3e&oe=588F2176)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/38b6bb0c2551d0f698c7adb04d461617/tumblr_oerikrwHOa1u0fuseo1_540.jpg)
I literally Lolled out loud :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2016, 03:18:58 AM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15073283_1265966526788334_3435169352640642947_n.jpg?oh=03051c7541257930e2b482791f6ead3e&oe=588F2176)
Just imagine the tag lines for 2017.
"Hey, 52% of you wanted this"
"Because the fun is just beginning"
"Chinese year of the cretin"
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 17, 2016, 07:56:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2016, 03:18:58 AM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15073283_1265966526788334_3435169352640642947_n.jpg?oh=03051c7541257930e2b482791f6ead3e&oe=588F2176)
Just imagine the tag lines for 2017.
"Hey, 52% of you wanted this"
"Because the fun is just beginning"
"Chinese year of the cretin"
Technically, the fun doesn't even
start for another couple of months.
(http://i.imgur.com/6w8GTbW.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/833c556c36cdc41dbae2cf6e631e188b/tumblr_of0k82cLz91u38l26o1_1280.jpg)
Hello, this is Nature.
:fap:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c5a1238d11ea19f19693297868eb19db/tumblr_nj5q00zcMl1qd5mq1o1_1280.jpg)
That's way more bad ass than going to the park and feeding the pigeons.
I wanna feed the iguanas at the park... :cry:
I made a thing.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/3de0d75700420626cfa175ab301c9098/tumblr_mv4y8rg7JB1slkulpo1_500.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1e5c2b91a70f68f96a8553d236ec8a2f/tumblr_oh5kam0Nx91qzfebyo1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/14ceb959a74db0a25718aecfd6bd0ad0/tumblr_ohdo84i7cI1qep5zro1_1280.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/269443520e45a6e8b15df26af6fd3669/tumblr_n96jcjVwKz1qzdv77o1_500.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/31ab861f475ed90e3b10acb2f6b313e6/tumblr_inline_obcdlyZqqB1r6bfpk_540.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on December 03, 2016, 03:43:45 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/31ab861f475ed90e3b10acb2f6b313e6/tumblr_inline_obcdlyZqqB1r6bfpk_540.jpg)
:spittake:
:lulz:
Thread over, you won't top that.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 03, 2016, 05:59:36 PM
:lulz:
Thread over, you won't top that.
Damn
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/93320cad666aa1e97544b51d97136269/tumblr_ohlgcz73I41r2alapo1_540.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzDo39TXAAAI2qq.jpg)
Nope no suicide bears here
http://www.snopes.com/politics/science/suicidebear.asp
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzTM-vWXcAEgjC9.jpg:large)
Plot twist: completely different alligator.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 12, 2016, 02:01:38 PM
Plot twist: completely different alligator.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Reminds me of some cultists I've recently heard of.
A batch of my more recent meme experiments.
Note that the term "Praise 20" is not mine and in no way "kopyleft"
Otherwise all this is just dust from my hands. Enjoy.
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15440472_10210364645939723_6623951287235747329_o.jpg?oh=e22c6bab50701d56b084064db13b8f4a&oe=58F3BC0D)
Friend of mine went to the Creation museum.
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
I'm not surprised to hear that. "Come see the big land-boat"...
It's got this inside:
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15391388_10210365831369358_1079994708516062129_o.jpg?oh=4af8344c31f597e28a2328f7e8889166&oe=58B797CA)
Snakeman desires yams.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
You say that now, give it another 20 years and see who's laughing.
And what kind of heathen proposes arson in daylight? Bad form.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2016, 11:04:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
You say that now, give it another 20 years and see who's laughing.
And what kind of heathen proposes arson in daylight? Bad form.
My entire country is in bad form. Just walking up with a can of gas and a pack of matches doesn't seem unreasonable at all.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 11:51:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2016, 11:04:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
You say that now, give it another 20 years and see who's laughing.
And what kind of heathen proposes arson in daylight? Bad form.
My entire country is in bad form. Just walking up with a can of gas and a pack of matches doesn't seem unreasonable at all.
Thing is you could be doing them a MASSIVE favor if it's tanking and they have insurance.
Termites however. . That's a clear act of "Bob".
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 13, 2016, 12:00:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 11:51:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2016, 11:04:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
You say that now, give it another 20 years and see who's laughing.
And what kind of heathen proposes arson in daylight? Bad form.
My entire country is in bad form. Just walking up with a can of gas and a pack of matches doesn't seem unreasonable at all.
Thing is you could be doing them a MASSIVE favor if it's tanking and they have insurance.
Termites however. . That's a clear act of "Bob".
So is arson, if you do it right.
Direct questions to P3NT.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 13, 2016, 12:00:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 11:51:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2016, 11:04:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on December 12, 2016, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2016, 05:48:06 PM
I like that they put a sign out so people would know where the ark is.
I haven't gone because I hate crowds.
The idea of going at 3am has a certain appeal.. :evil:
You could do it in broad daylight, dude. The thing is a massive flop.
You say that now, give it another 20 years and see who's laughing.
And what kind of heathen proposes arson in daylight? Bad form.
My entire country is in bad form. Just walking up with a can of gas and a pack of matches doesn't seem unreasonable at all.
Thing is you could be doing them a MASSIVE favor if it's tanking and they have insurance.
Termites however. . That's a clear act of "Bob".
Religious folks with insurance. That's a good one.
God is notoriously bad with finance. Ask Carlin.
And NOTHING pisses God off more than no-fault insurance.
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15355718_1298285573556429_2566572047761974909_n.jpg?oh=e6ebc533416ceb688e835639904a2275&oe=58B3DEBC)
Anybody feel like putting TGRR'S mug on this here meme?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2016, 01:33:01 AM
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15355718_1298285573556429_2566572047761974909_n.jpg?oh=e6ebc533416ceb688e835639904a2275&oe=58B3DEBC)
Unclean... maybe too accurate :horrormirth: :fnord: :horrormirth:
(https://athenae25.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/cmttd9vxaaari4s.jpg)
Quote from: LuciferX on December 13, 2016, 06:04:42 AM
(https://athenae25.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/cmttd9vxaaari4s.jpg)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/47a0f010a08cccff0dbc10e099111f19/tumblr_oi7n27TQNc1tedvogo6_540.gif)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/01f3ca2a0f02617988d1d0f80360f116/tumblr_ogpfrhfHuc1s574o9o1_1280.jpg)
THIS IS WHAT ATHETITS BELIEV
(http://gifok.net/images/2015/04/10/1361425321_174248843.gif)
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15621753_1304847822900204_8556269206190227677_n.jpg?oh=33f148289a9633fd1d7fe2cef6b011ae&oe=58F2DDCC)
Um.... is that a for realsie dead guy?
I notice that I am uncomfortable. Yeah. Even after I meme'd the Kent State shooting.
Weird.
Quote from: LMNO on December 20, 2016, 02:14:25 AM
Um.... is that a for realsie dead guy?
I notice that I am uncomfortable. Yeah. Even after I meme'd the Kent State shooting.
Weird.
That is the Russian ambassador to Turkey, deader than shit from the cop standing up ranting.
welcome to Serbia. Or words to that effect.
I dont know what you folks got against bears but here is my debut post.Enjoy.https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665870_1152179351570015_69355518046808407_n.jpg?oh=e83da87cf20a65933920140cf684cfec&oe=58F5A5E9 (https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665870_1152179351570015_69355518046808407_n.jpg?oh=e83da87cf20a65933920140cf684cfec&oe=58F5A5E9)
Quote from: TinfoilMadHatter on December 20, 2016, 03:24:38 AM
I dont know what you folks got against bears but here is my debut post.Enjoy.https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665870_1152179351570015_69355518046808407_n.jpg?oh=e83da87cf20a65933920140cf684cfec&oe=58F5A5E9 (https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665870_1152179351570015_69355518046808407_n.jpg?oh=e83da87cf20a65933920140cf684cfec&oe=58F5A5E9)
Yeah, I'm stealing the shit out of that.
Steal away..I will have to figure out how to post to boards again..it has been quite some time.
Quote from: TinfoilMadHatter on December 20, 2016, 03:27:18 AM
Steal away..I will have to figure out how to post to boards again..it has been quite some time.
Like this: Hit quote to see.
(https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665870_1152179351570015_69355518046808407_n.jpg?oh=e83da87cf20a65933920140cf684cfec&oe=58F5A5E9)
I do think he be a troll.
Here's obe
MADE OF MOTHERFUCKEN PAPER!!! (http://limitlessendeavours.deviantart.com/art/Paper-Phoenix-650562392) :eek: :fap:
(http://orig11.deviantart.net/1c58/f/2016/345/d/6/paper_phoenix_by_limitlessendeavours-darbt5k.png)
Can't top awesome paper bird.
Posting this here anyway:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/26/e8/b4/26e8b44e22a01e1d46c9a3918a05cbe5.jpg)
Been so damn long since I've done a magic eye picture that I wasn't sure I'd be able to. On the contrary, I saw that far more easily than expected.
Lucky me.
Been so long since I seen one, I didn't even realise it was one. Was thinking it was some fancy crochet stitch or something! :goatse:
Apparently I magic eye backwards because it took me a little while to figure out that was an inverse goatse
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/609ab024f8bccb0a7f610bfc243fae3f/tumblr_o6wea17d4u1tqob5io1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on December 29, 2016, 03:25:33 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/609ab024f8bccb0a7f610bfc243fae3f/tumblr_o6wea17d4u1tqob5io1_1280.jpg)
This is Cramulus's handiwork.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15747787_624219134430774_2903536851179055457_n.jpg?oh=0f76725f6764e816eae6dcbc5ca4aa73&oe=58EAB523)
(https://i.imgur.com/4eKaV8V.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/fa5a0409d3e316fa8e0806686e66390e/tumblr_oj43iqsUYZ1qznxdwo1_1280.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1cQruIUkAEtT5Q.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/860780ff65b566f68e072935aa7aca5c/tumblr_ojl5b4BkTG1ql8t12o1_1280.jpg)
(https://scontent.fsvg1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15894270_10210842020381923_4368777208216323938_n.jpg?oh=94fa8c02406945be2277da27d0024ed5&oe=59107D39)
(http://xubux.com/upload/000/u1/013/3ec15cc1.jpg)
Iranian harem ladies 1890.
Just testing this to see if it works. I hate Photobucket.
(http://i.imgur.com/SoDrK1y.png)
Did it work?
It worked.
I recommend imgur over photobucket.
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2017, 04:46:38 AM
It worked.
I recommend imgur over photobucket.
I did that without even creating an account, so I was especially dubious as to it's efficacy.
it was just... TOO easy. I was in and out in less than 30 seconds. That would have taken 10 minutes in Photobucket.
Imgur has been good shit since launch. It's designed for redditors, so there's a lot of dumb "le atheist/advice animals" memes on there, but since it's designed for redditors, it's also simple as fuck to use, and super convenient.
Imgur was also instrumental in getting notorious hate reddit, FatPeopleHate shut down. So there is that.
Oh, oh, yeah, me too. Tohtally misplaced this just now. XD
(http://i.imgur.com/KluUOcy.gif)
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 16, 2017, 04:35:48 AM
Just testing this to see if it works. I hate Photobucket.
(http://i.imgur.com/SoDrK1y.png)
Did it work?
I like that image. What's it from?
Bunny Bread, a brand of bread found, as far as I can tell, exclusively in the south. Their slogan is, and has been for many years, "That's what I said... Bunny Bread".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJyVtpLUDpQ
One of their bread factories is located here in town, so I see the trucks with the logo on them all the time. I decided the logo needed ...improvement.
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 16, 2017, 06:05:51 PM
Bunny Bread, a brand of bread found, as far as I can tell, exclusively in the south. Their slogan is, and has been for many years, "That's what I said... Bunny Bread".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJyVtpLUDpQ
One of their bread factories is located here in town, so I see the trucks with the logo on them all the time. I decided the logo needed ...improvement.
:lulz:
Run faster, hippie.
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15284803_1697929917188888_7346248002726960000_n.jpg?oh=c84130d81f8e6bc8c1e312303098d242&oe=58DBC43F)
I like that those shields basically say REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/reeeeeee)
Guy on the right obviously turned up in the away strip :eek:
Quote from: Cain on January 19, 2017, 06:08:14 AM
I like that those shields basically say REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/reeeeeee)
Oh, ew.
I'll go a step further and say they look a tad shooped. But what does the 214 mean?
Or is the RHE thing just a coincidence?
I'm not sure. I thought it might be like a police district designation, with RHE perhaps standing for the specialist riot police squad. But google turns up nothing.
Royal Hussar Enforcement... Non-prime infantry division? I got nothing.
(https://i.imgur.com/qwdVQlk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3gcQfJI.jpg)
Somebody at Richter's secret hideout is getting fired for this...
Hopefully it's the chef.
I mean, the food wasn't bad, but...
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/ba23bbd6b4938ba7d5ff75aac013e15c/tumblr_ok7nhwTqCR1t61f0yo1_1280.jpg)
Found some incredible bait:
(http://i.imgur.com/QGxpDVz.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/a3e17f54a13bd7a510dc0f9f3a0b3dc6/tumblr_ojqdtpEE0R1rx3y4xo1_1280.jpg)
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51l%2BZJQpI3L._SS500.jpg)
Topical.
Quote from: Freeky on January 26, 2017, 05:01:47 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51l%2BZJQpI3L._SS500.jpg)
Topical.
This is awesome.
(https://i.imgur.com/Pg1Wxj3.jpg)
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16473508_1462971527059815_1926921863392015037_n.jpg?oh=3895d2835be1ced1a2e10db1a6160f10&oe=58FF302F)
:golfclap:
(http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/VLC_DUPLO.jpg)
I think this could be a fun meme alteration. And it's easy.
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2017, 03:34:53 PM
I think this could be a fun meme alteration. And it's easy.
Nice bait and switch!
In the "obvious fact is obvious" department:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/d6b14863ea36b45e203042426e72b39d/tumblr_okqdiv7Ke21w4kitoo1_540.png)
This will be my go to response to every fucker that gets pissed about flag burning.
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 03, 2017, 12:17:35 AM
This will be my go to response to every fucker that gets pissed about flag burning.
:lulz:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 04, 2017, 02:19:53 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
Milo's butthurt is the tastiest butthurt. A man who has literally made a career out of shitting on other people is complaining because his feelings were hurt.
:lulz:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/006edjAeBg4/hqdefault.jpg)
Actual CD that exists.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/VoidJuice.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 04, 2017, 02:19:53 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
So, like, ethically, I wonder what would be sufficient to prove his argument is sound...
:barstool:
?
Quote from: LuciferX on February 07, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 04, 2017, 02:19:53 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
So, like, ethically, I wonder what would be sufficient to prove his argument is sound...
:barstool:
?
Not very much. Most likely, little more than the minimal academic rigor of a person attempting to measure the efficacy of a single treatment differential. If he has that level of academic rigor, which seems sadly unlikely.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 07, 2017, 08:07:19 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 07, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 04, 2017, 02:19:53 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
So, like, ethically, I wonder what would be sufficient to prove his argument is sound...
:barstool:
?
Not very much. Most likely, little more than the minimal academic rigor of a person attempting to measure the efficacy of a single treatment differential. If he has that level of academic rigor, which seems sadly unlikely.
Well, then science should shift the burden of proof upon itself and make him the subject of an experiment to test his hypothesis.
Quote from: LuciferX on February 07, 2017, 08:15:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 07, 2017, 08:07:19 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 07, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 04, 2017, 02:19:53 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
So, like, ethically, I wonder what would be sufficient to prove his argument is sound...
:barstool:
?
Not very much. Most likely, little more than the minimal academic rigor of a person attempting to measure the efficacy of a single treatment differential. If he has that level of academic rigor, which seems sadly unlikely.
Well, then science should shift the burden of proof upon itself and make him the subject of an experiment to test his hypothesis.
Sample size of one = no statistical power.
If I'm going to be a science pedant, I might as well ruin ALL the jokes.
(https://scontent.fsnc1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/16473409_1351453094906343_2697072487539284115_n.jpg?oh=81e40154358c61fb9b759472026acbcc&oe=593CD322)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 07, 2017, 06:49:46 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 07, 2017, 08:15:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 07, 2017, 08:07:19 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 07, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 04, 2017, 02:19:53 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fef4d01c9fae77fdb01c17a90089800/tumblr_okt9kiYhTf1u0fuseo1_1280.jpg)
So, like, ethically, I wonder what would be sufficient to prove his argument is sound...
:barstool:
?
Not very much. Most likely, little more than the minimal academic rigor of a person attempting to measure the efficacy of a single treatment differential. If he has that level of academic rigor, which seems sadly unlikely.
Well, then science should shift the burden of proof upon itself and make him the subject of an experiment to test his hypothesis.
Sample size of one = no statistical power.
If I'm going to be a science pedant, I might as well ruin ALL the jokes.
The domain is different, ethics is like maths, governed by reason and logic (hypothetically). so science could make an exception, in the name of the principle of non contradiction. Praised be The Natural Philosophy.
[Ed. And ethics does not preclude experimenting with statistically significant data-sets]
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jjzfa.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jjzfa)
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jjzko.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jjzko)
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jjzmz.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jjzmz)
PERFECT.
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jk9ad.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jk9ad)
:lulz:
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jk9lc.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jk9lc)
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jk9r5.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jk9r5)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4lLUsJUkAIMowE.jpg)
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16730477_10154202786105868_7184115233298553255_n.jpg?oh=71fa948032871492f6ee81a976b48ac3&oe=59364FDE)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/ba2d5feeeb84f5b50a23f28b71575f4f/tumblr_olb3zmmAna1vdcbpno1_1280.jpg)
What? No.
I really hope they're talking about cracklins.
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 13, 2017, 11:35:12 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4lLUsJUkAIMowE.jpg)
Can someone point out what my idiot self is missing with this one?
I'm missing it too.
Quote from: LMNO on February 14, 2017, 02:47:15 PM
I really hope they're talking about cracklins.
My gord. :eek: That hadn't occurred to me, but it's the only thing that really makes sense.
I didn't realize how badly I needed that Gary Johnson meme in my life. Thank you to the minds from which it sprang forth, more or less fully-formed.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 14, 2017, 02:50:03 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 13, 2017, 11:35:12 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4lLUsJUkAIMowE.jpg)
Can someone point out what my idiot self is missing with this one?
Something, something, Colonialism?
Best I've got is those jars seem precariously stacked. Wouldn't take much effort to make a big mess.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 14, 2017, 09:45:51 PM
Best I've got is those jars seem precariously stacked. Wouldn't take much effort to make a big mess.
Either that, or the million different styles of packaging or brands for the same product. I mean, how many ways can one make a damn flour tortilla (Said with a hard L)?
Or maybe the spelling on that (Assuming it's mayonnaise?) bottle looks like "MILFY?"
My first thought was about the tortillas simply because of the centering of the picture. Not sure if that was the photographer's intention.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 14, 2017, 09:45:51 PM
Best I've got is those jars seem precariously stacked. Wouldn't take much effort to make a big mess.
I was thinking something more along the lines of Cortes's invasion of Mexico.
I don't know the validity of this, I just like how it looked.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3H9OeHUEAAxtk3.jpg)
Nothing is certainly nothing to worry about.
(http://i.imgur.com/rIkQuSe.jpg)
Neil "Deep Thoughts" deGrasse Tyson strikes again
I like taking pot shots at him on twitter. I hate to say this, but he really should stay in his fucking lane of space science.
Hey Coyote, while you're here can you explain that last picture to me? It's pissing me off now.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 01:48:17 AM
Hey Coyote, while you're here can you explain that last picture to me? It's pissing me off now.
Unless there is some Hispanic food thing involving mayo and tortillas it's funny that a stereotypical white person sandwich spread is stacked next to the main tortilla section the store.
Also my wife: "White Americans celebrating Cinco De Mayo like"
Well, thanks. I would never have got to "two products for sale are next to each other in a shop".
I suspect we have very different senses of humour.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 02:57:29 AM
Well, thanks. I would never have got to "two products for sale are next to each other in a shop".
I suspect we have very different senses of humour.
It's the "two possibly kind of related food stuffs on sale next to each other"
Can't make elote without mayo.
So it's funny because two related things are for sale next to each other in a shop?
Has one if us been smoking Meth?
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 03:34:02 AM
So it's funny because two related things are for sale next to each other in a shop?
Has one if us been smoking Meth?
Related in the "I've only know white people to put mayo on tortillas" way. It's ok, you're not from America. Asshole
Apologies, I am ashamed I didn't understand your intricate social commentary. In hindsight it's clearly hilarious.
Things. For sale. In a supermarket! Ho, ho, ho, Oh what a world. Aren't I the silly fucker for not getting the joke faster! What will those crazy people in retail think of next? Whatever it is I'm sure you'll be there to point out the sheer absurdity of it for us.
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 04:19:13 AM
Apologies, I am ashamed I didn't understand your intricate social commentary. In hindsight it's clearly hilarious.
Things. For sale. In a supermarket! Ho, ho, ho, Oh what a world. Aren't I the silly fucker for not getting the joke faster! What will those crazy people in retail think of next? Whatever it is I'm sure you'll be there to point out the sheer absurdity of it for us.
Omg. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck puts mayo on tortillas? White people. Tortillas are mainly in the Hispanic section of the supermarket, which is not where stereotypical white people food is stored. Would you be this fucking pedantic about foods next to each other in a food store if it was fucking chocolate syrup next to tortillas? Or stacks of peanut butter next to bacon?
Mmm, mayo on a dry corn tortilla, authentic Mexican cuisine at its finest.
wait, are we arguing in favor of segregating grocery stores by racial stereotype? i'm confused.
Quote from: V3X on February 17, 2017, 05:07:49 AM
wait, are we arguing in favor of segregating grocery stores by racial stereotype? i'm confused.
No, we're arguing over whether or not food being next to other food is funny because context is meaningless and all food is the fucking same, and I CLEARLY had to be smoking meth to think food next to food was funny.
I dunno what the big deal is, I dun explained the joke. :-/
This clearly represents Cortes's landing at the coast of Tabasco on his way to the massacre of Cholula and the battle for La Gordita.
Also, apparently mayonnaise is widely believed to have originated in Spain. So there's that.
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 17, 2017, 06:01:28 AM
I dunno what the big deal is, I dun explained the joke. :-/
This clearly represents Cortes's landing at the coast of Tabasco on his way to the massacre of Cholula and the battle for La Gordita.
Also, apparently mayonnaise is widely believed to have originated in Spain. So there's that.
No, that's impossible, because food is food and next to other food in a building full of food. All food is identical.
(https://i.imgflip.com/1jtd7f.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1jtd7f)
I get it now.
You have a shitty sense of humor. Bad luck there.
Remember kids, if things are for sale next to each other in a shop, they MUST be used together, no exceptions. It's why I'm drinking milk with cream, lard and butter in it.
I'm starting to think you don't understand how a shop works.
I can't tell which one of you is being more of a dick right now, but it's definitely funnier than that picture.
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 17, 2017, 01:47:08 AM
I like taking pot shots at him on twitter. I hate to say this, but he really should stay in his fucking lane of space science.
I think this is common ground we can all work from.
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 17, 2017, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 04:19:13 AM
Apologies, I am ashamed I didn't understand your intricate social commentary. In hindsight it's clearly hilarious.
Things. For sale. In a supermarket! Ho, ho, ho, Oh what a world. Aren't I the silly fucker for not getting the joke faster! What will those crazy people in retail think of next? Whatever it is I'm sure you'll be there to point out the sheer absurdity of it for us.
Omg. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck puts mayo on tortillas? White people. Tortillas are mainly in the Hispanic section of the supermarket, which is not where stereotypical white people food is stored. Would you be this fucking pedantic about foods next to each other in a food store if it was fucking chocolate syrup next to tortillas? Or stacks of peanut butter next to bacon?
Mmm, mayo on a dry corn tortilla, authentic Mexican cuisine at its finest.
I really wish you weren't coming across as spectacularly racist right now.
I'm starting to think that Gary Johnson meme is never not gonna make me giggle.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2017, 02:58:38 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 17, 2017, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 04:19:13 AM
Apologies, I am ashamed I didn't understand your intricate social commentary. In hindsight it's clearly hilarious.
Things. For sale. In a supermarket! Ho, ho, ho, Oh what a world. Aren't I the silly fucker for not getting the joke faster! What will those crazy people in retail think of next? Whatever it is I'm sure you'll be there to point out the sheer absurdity of it for us.
Omg. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck puts mayo on tortillas? White people. Tortillas are mainly in the Hispanic section of the supermarket, which is not where stereotypical white people food is stored. Would you be this fucking pedantic about foods next to each other in a food store if it was fucking chocolate syrup next to tortillas? Or stacks of peanut butter next to bacon?
Mmm, mayo on a dry corn tortilla, authentic Mexican cuisine at its finest.
I really wish you weren't coming across as spectacularly racist right now.
Sorry for coming across that way and thanks for pointing that out to me
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 17, 2017, 04:41:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2017, 02:58:38 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 17, 2017, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 17, 2017, 04:19:13 AM
Apologies, I am ashamed I didn't understand your intricate social commentary. In hindsight it's clearly hilarious.
Things. For sale. In a supermarket! Ho, ho, ho, Oh what a world. Aren't I the silly fucker for not getting the joke faster! What will those crazy people in retail think of next? Whatever it is I'm sure you'll be there to point out the sheer absurdity of it for us.
Omg. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck puts mayo on tortillas? White people. Tortillas are mainly in the Hispanic section of the supermarket, which is not where stereotypical white people food is stored. Would you be this fucking pedantic about foods next to each other in a food store if it was fucking chocolate syrup next to tortillas? Or stacks of peanut butter next to bacon?
Mmm, mayo on a dry corn tortilla, authentic Mexican cuisine at its finest.
I really wish you weren't coming across as spectacularly racist right now.
Sorry for coming across that way and thanks for pointing that out to me
YW
Friends gotta give friends a heads-up.
As someone who has set up a lot of retail end-cap displays, you stick whatever wherever it fits and is reasonable.
Mayo and tortillas go together better than mayo and bleach, for example.
Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."
Quote from: Salty on February 17, 2017, 04:58:47 PM
Mayo and tortillas go together better than mayo and bleach, for example.
YOINK
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/da5197a84d33719ebbdaab7e5d0ceb1e/tumblr_oh9h2nFzEG1ufwm1so1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 17, 2017, 11:59:03 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/da5197a84d33719ebbdaab7e5d0ceb1e/tumblr_oh9h2nFzEG1ufwm1so1_1280.jpg)
Yoink!
:lulz: and once again Eris gets the snub.
I think She's better off anyway. At least she gets to play around outside Her pantheon.
I know I've posted this dude before but just fuck!
(http://img06.deviantart.net/4f13/i/2011/332/9/f/ben_franklin_vs__zeus_by_sharpwriter-d4hjp6a.jpg)
description also bears repeating
QuoteIn 1752 before Ben Franklin invented Pizza, Gameboy, the iPad2 or Mexican food he was contemplating how to conquer electricity. Being the genius he was he decided go get it at its source, this being Zeus. Strapping himself to a kite, and equipping some homemade lightning claws he ascended through the clouds and into the realm of the Gods to battle it out with Zeus. This is a painting capturing the exact moment the battle started.
I know I still have a copy of that on my phone from somewhere. It's a great image!
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/247857800733d50a7146f83bb3f107f6/tumblr_inline_ogb1fm2Uop1tu18xp_540.png)
Quote from: Salty on February 17, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Also, we ought to save this exchange and pin it so that the next time some dipshit noob comes in here talking about how we are all super mean and spiteful to outsiders, we can point to this and say, "See? It's not just you, dudebro."
We used to casually snipe each other like this a lot more often. The nasty little shit side of me sort of misses it.
Brb, making mayonnaise and bleach tacos.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 19, 2017, 03:38:27 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/247857800733d50a7146f83bb3f107f6/tumblr_inline_ogb1fm2Uop1tu18xp_540.png)
No... I just.. no. :aaaah:
Linked cos kinda not safe for work/life/sanity (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/kolya_s_raena/13576213/455300/455300_original.jpg) :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2017, 05:20:18 PM
Linked cos kinda not safe for work/life/sanity (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/kolya_s_raena/13576213/455300/455300_original.jpg) :eek:
:nope:
seriously, tho. Google image search - "gorilla arm anatomy" I fucking love that corporate behemoth sometimes :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2017, 05:20:18 PM
Linked cos kinda not safe for work/life/sanity (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/kolya_s_raena/13576213/455300/455300_original.jpg) :eek:
That's amazing. I'd like to know whose work it is.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2017, 08:33:03 PM
seriously, tho. Google image search - "gorilla arm anatomy" I fucking love that corporate behemoth sometimes :lulz:
I don't know if I found what I think you mean (thank fuck!) But did find some very cool gorilla images! The attached is probably my favorite.
I'm about 80% certain that that's Ron Perlman.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1f7045fa36df58c6d2bd98e49f53f700/tumblr_olsmcwetmT1r2luwko1_540.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 23, 2017, 04:05:17 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1f7045fa36df58c6d2bd98e49f53f700/tumblr_olsmcwetmT1r2luwko1_540.jpg)
Sounds like my sex life.
(http://i.imgur.com/p4VFgob.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/M2SrcCG.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4pswqhOM1r2bueto1_r1_500.jpg)
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17021649_1627377887277310_5757357340376411088_n.jpg?oh=e562da934adc5393c38093213672c24b&oe=592F4ED5)
(http://imgur.com/a/yrusN)
Made for someone having a hard day.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2017, 02:34:42 AM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17021649_1627377887277310_5757357340376411088_n.jpg?oh=e562da934adc5393c38093213672c24b&oe=592F4ED5)
i'm stealing this and you can't stop me.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6b5ab760c95b5e5bca08505756a2c9a8/tumblr_nssth3C27z1trx9e2o1_1280.png)
(http://imgur.com/a/diMQL)
(http://i.imgur.com/XXbPnpR.jpg)
Quote from: Salty on March 09, 2017, 09:51:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XXbPnpR.jpg)
I'ma get so much use out of this.
(http://nord.imgix.net/Zoom/19/_100539979.jpg?fit=fill&bg=FFF&fm=jpg)
Just $95 at Nordstrom.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on March 14, 2017, 02:04:46 AM
(http://nord.imgix.net/Zoom/19/_100539979.jpg?fit=fill&bg=FFF&fm=jpg)
Just $95 at Nordstrom.
Wellllll now.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on March 14, 2017, 02:04:46 AM
(http://nord.imgix.net/Zoom/19/_100539979.jpg?fit=fill&bg=FFF&fm=jpg)
Just $95 at Nordstrom.
As a right wing neo naxi sympathizer who is part of THEM.
This is the most offensive thing in this thread.
(http://i.imgur.com/j6OOyrE.jpg)
That bastard.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 16, 2017, 07:04:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/j6OOyrE.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: wow! Stealing this.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2017, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on March 14, 2017, 02:04:46 AM
(http://nord.imgix.net/Zoom/19/_100539979.jpg?fit=fill&bg=FFF&fm=jpg)
Just $95 at Nordstrom.
Wellllll now.
I'm so very glad that I am uncool and without these newfangled styles the kids have these days.
Those pants are going to get a lot of laughs in the second hand market in a year.
Ewwwww, sweaty knees, ughhhh.
Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.
Quote from: Freeky on March 18, 2017, 05:21:20 AM
Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.
I WANT to see it.
Steam up my greasy kneewindows, baby.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 18, 2017, 06:40:23 AM
Quote from: Freeky on March 18, 2017, 05:21:20 AM
Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.
I WANT to see it.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/dildo%20molds.jpg) (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/Meiintas/media/dildo%20molds.jpg.html)
That's just so great.
My brain's visual centers insist that those are discarded cigarette butts.
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on March 18, 2017, 04:08:15 PM
My brain's visual centers insist that those are discarded cigarette butts.
I'll discard your cigarette butts!
Quote from: Freeky on March 18, 2017, 03:46:18 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 18, 2017, 06:40:23 AM
Quote from: Freeky on March 18, 2017, 05:21:20 AM
Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.
I WANT to see it.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/dildo%20molds.jpg) (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/Meiintas/media/dildo%20molds.jpg.html)
Why can't I save this as a jpg? I am going to get banned from one of my right wing sewers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2017, 05:07:31 AM
Quote from: Freeky on March 18, 2017, 03:46:18 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 18, 2017, 06:40:23 AM
Quote from: Freeky on March 18, 2017, 05:21:20 AM
Please tell me you guys can see this picture of dildo molds.
I WANT to see it.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/dildo%20molds.jpg) (http://s5.photobucket.com/user/Meiintas/media/dildo%20molds.jpg.html)
Why can't I save this as a jpg? I am going to get banned from one of my right wing sewers.
http://imgur.com/a/VTD4p
Try going here?
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17362024_120329968500752_8727213004033161320_n.jpg?oh=886d0a4117aebc0396b3c34abd3b1b8e&oe=595FA10D)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2017, 07:17:58 AM
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17362024_120329968500752_8727213004033161320_n.jpg?oh=886d0a4117aebc0396b3c34abd3b1b8e&oe=595FA10D)
:spittake:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/91f3056c46668e3457878867624239d3/tumblr_o5dkalSyFy1s2mvtfo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on March 26, 2017, 07:11:00 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/91f3056c46668e3457878867624239d3/tumblr_o5dkalSyFy1s2mvtfo1_500.jpg)
For some reason I find this image somehow emotionally soothing.
(http://static.messynessychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1384750231-1.jpg)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 27, 2017, 12:04:02 AM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on March 26, 2017, 07:11:00 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/91f3056c46668e3457878867624239d3/tumblr_o5dkalSyFy1s2mvtfo1_500.jpg)
For some reason I find this image somehow emotionally soothing.
That was my first thought, as well
Someone should make one of those virtual fireplaces, but with some flaming appliance.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6de37a46eb209eb2fe41aacd993bfb1d/tumblr_onj6769Ce71s7n9hno3_400.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/DanceParty.jpg)
Not really sure where I should put these.
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 27, 2017, 09:30:51 PM
Someone should make one of those virtual fireplaces, but with some flaming appliance.
Hmmmm, I wonder how easily a gas dryer could be converted to a gas fireplace?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2017, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 27, 2017, 09:30:51 PM
Someone should make one of those virtual fireplaces, but with some flaming appliance.
Hmmmm, I wonder how easily a gas dryer could be converted to a gas fireplace?
Best not to overthink such things. Just run some pipe and put fire to it.
Prolly everything will work out. The hardest part will be finding the laundry equivalent of fake logs.
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 30, 2017, 04:00:48 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2017, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 27, 2017, 09:30:51 PM
Someone should make one of those virtual fireplaces, but with some flaming appliance.
Hmmmm, I wonder how easily a gas dryer could be converted to a gas fireplace?
Best not to overthink such things. Just run some pipe and put fire to it.
Prolly everything will work out. The hardest part will be finding the laundry equivalent of fake logs.
You can just buy fake logs for gas fireplaces. Seriously, I don't think it would be too hard to simply remove all plastic parts and do a conversion.
Need a Norman Rockwell stye painting with flaming appliance in place of hearth.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/076bc4c41f3b4cbe2beb78420ce067ca/tumblr_nya41sYl7I1qg39ewo1_500.gif)
#notallbears
Honeybear don't give a fuck.
There's something about this image I find very pleasing
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/601e46ce8f19519bbd4b32bf40c542e6/tumblr_ol0lrfbzyA1qe6mn3o1_540.gif)
natural and synthetic,
modern and vintage
beautiful composition
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/7c5f3a737aec610798dd895b75dd3ab7/tumblr_oamqc1XPn41r5trzro3_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/338a87d57c2056cddd8d8912fde58ee7/tumblr_oamqc1XPn41r5trzro4_540.gif)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/b33ec40bcdddf11de8641534b73bc50c/tumblr_oamqc1XPn41r5trzro2_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1e0d5f410182ec0e2c19cabaa0c6586d/tumblr_n95krjDTBc1qb01n4o1_400.jpg)
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."-Robert Frost
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/7464a7e13fcb6831038380f0fddd5b95/tumblr_on8c6dIPom1qf2n53o1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/231002c8eda321d53493cd82df17d366/tumblr_okfbl0wZ921v3ougyo1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/9168f23761d31ca6c7ea886c77a98c20/tumblr_mm1wbosvgO1s4o8ogo1_500.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/bd5ad34e45c428efa90cbb93702ea0cc/tumblr_n2pz1xUGKG1s4ob88o1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/8688c4852c6cd17b347f25d17c10f897/tumblr_o5fbbsxDvO1urli1fo1_500.gif)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6c045f402da2a1bd91ea6f9cc37a185c/tumblr_ocu0kfUezX1qzhjh2o1_540.jpg)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2017, 04:02:05 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 30, 2017, 04:00:48 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2017, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 27, 2017, 09:30:51 PM
Someone should make one of those virtual fireplaces, but with some flaming appliance.
Hmmmm, I wonder how easily a gas dryer could be converted to a gas fireplace?
Best not to overthink such things. Just run some pipe and put fire to it.
Prolly everything will work out. The hardest part will be finding the laundry equivalent of fake logs.
You can just buy fake logs for gas fireplaces. Seriously, I don't think it would be too hard to simply remove all plastic parts and do a conversion.
I've never had an indoor gas appliance. I am familiar with wood burning stoves made from steel barrels. Should be somewhat similar. I assume it would need a chimney.
A vent, but yeah - same purpose.
I felt it necessary to clip out one of the frames in that marvelous comic. Pretty well sums up my view on it.
Stealing it!
Quote from: LMNO on March 31, 2017, 07:40:29 PM
Stealing it!
:lulz: I stole it for others to steal.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 30, 2017, 07:52:34 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1e0d5f410182ec0e2c19cabaa0c6586d/tumblr_n95krjDTBc1qb01n4o1_400.jpg)
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."-Robert Frost
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/7464a7e13fcb6831038380f0fddd5b95/tumblr_on8c6dIPom1qf2n53o1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/231002c8eda321d53493cd82df17d366/tumblr_okfbl0wZ921v3ougyo1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/9168f23761d31ca6c7ea886c77a98c20/tumblr_mm1wbosvgO1s4o8ogo1_500.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/bd5ad34e45c428efa90cbb93702ea0cc/tumblr_n2pz1xUGKG1s4ob88o1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/8688c4852c6cd17b347f25d17c10f897/tumblr_o5fbbsxDvO1urli1fo1_500.gif)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6c045f402da2a1bd91ea6f9cc37a185c/tumblr_ocu0kfUezX1qzhjh2o1_540.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/f92b56a0cfa13d7adf28388287aa5127/tumblr_mmjkn3wfmC1rpuuxko1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 01, 2017, 04:53:35 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/f92b56a0cfa13d7adf28388287aa5127/tumblr_mmjkn3wfmC1rpuuxko1_1280.jpg)
:lulz: Rebels gonna rebel.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/839e2ce82ec3201a414239ccdfbf01b5/tumblr_ntyv1aFP6m1rsxqqio1_500.jpg)
Nope. Forgt.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 02, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/839e2ce82ec3201a414239ccdfbf01b5/tumblr_ntyv1aFP6m1rsxqqio1_500.jpg)
:dream:
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 31, 2017, 05:00:40 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2017, 04:02:05 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 30, 2017, 04:00:48 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2017, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on March 27, 2017, 09:30:51 PM
Someone should make one of those virtual fireplaces, but with some flaming appliance.
Hmmmm, I wonder how easily a gas dryer could be converted to a gas fireplace?
Best not to overthink such things. Just run some pipe and put fire to it.
Prolly everything will work out. The hardest part will be finding the laundry equivalent of fake logs.
You can just buy fake logs for gas fireplaces. Seriously, I don't think it would be too hard to simply remove all plastic parts and do a conversion.
I've never had an indoor gas appliance. I am familiar with wood burning stoves made from steel barrels. Should be somewhat similar. I assume it would need a chimney.
You can buy ventless log sets. I'm skeptical of how safe they are though, because they rely on an oxygen sensor that turns off the fire if the room oxygen gets too low, and that seems uhhhh potentially disastrous if the sensor fails.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 02, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/839e2ce82ec3201a414239ccdfbf01b5/tumblr_ntyv1aFP6m1rsxqqio1_500.jpg)
The innocent lack of self-awareness would be endearing, if these weren't the type of people who tend to be fascists.
(https://i.imgur.com/NuDW9bt.jpg)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 04, 2017, 02:47:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/NuDW9bt.jpg)
Holy shit. This is the best thing.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 04, 2017, 02:47:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/NuDW9bt.jpg)
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E09/1044993.jpg?b64lines=IEFuZCB5b3Uga25vdywgSSB0aGluawogaGUnZCBzb3VuZCBhIGxpdHRsZQogc29tZXRoaW5nIGxpa2UgdGhpcy4gKCBhcwogTXIuIFQuKTogSSBwaXR5IHRoZSBmb29sCiB3aG8gZG9lc24ndCAoIGFzIEUuVC4pOgogcGhvbmUgaG9tZS4=)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 06, 2017, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 04, 2017, 02:47:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/NuDW9bt.jpg)
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E09/1044993.jpg?b64lines=IEFuZCB5b3Uga25vdywgSSB0aGluawogaGUnZCBzb3VuZCBhIGxpdHRsZQogc29tZXRoaW5nIGxpa2UgdGhpcy4gKCBhcwogTXIuIFQuKTogSSBwaXR5IHRoZSBmb29sCiB3aG8gZG9lc24ndCAoIGFzIEUuVC4pOgogcGhvbmUgaG9tZS4=)
:lulz: :lulz:
This is exactly what I thought when I first saw it. I'm glad someone else saw it, too.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/9d37249b8f4a5109c2cccdf152ebb572/tumblr_ocmm56ILij1v5bynio1_1280.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/421c7652f9705468c8a9ecaac4b173b8/tumblr_ojc5jkrqYJ1qzjw8go1_500.jpg)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/i-have-the-strangest-boner-right-now-4-photos-41.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 09, 2017, 09:22:53 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/i-have-the-strangest-boner-right-now-4-photos-41.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Well... now. I hope Mr. Dinklage is aware of this.
(http://i.imgur.com/DouoJE1.jpg)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 14, 2017, 11:56:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DouoJE1.jpg)
:lulz: That horse looks WAY too smug for his own good.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on April 14, 2017, 03:10:42 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 14, 2017, 11:56:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DouoJE1.jpg)
:lulz: That horse looks WAY too smug for his own good.
I LOVE HORSES BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS
I LOVE HORSES, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGaRQIGYG4)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZjAXR2g.jpg)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/229aca6c742595131e10021bebfda366/tumblr_oo4yzd7MvC1qjm6tmo1_1280.png)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/ba5689c50fc90df2ab2e43881b296a87/tumblr_oopg0yCVjg1roo64to1_500.png)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/bb307f66ccd4311101e45dd63eaacc21/tumblr_oof4yiGVwW1roo64to1_500.png)
^
I made that one
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/27cf04f5cc75c6d79f698c1afed5f4d7/tumblr_oobodmXSqc1roo64to1_500.png)
This butthole never replied to me :(
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/2cc497c327e9544ce8966f546b9ba041/tumblr_olp05zXRyZ1t4c668o1_500.png)
Quote from: Don Coyote on April 19, 2017, 11:04:30 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/229aca6c742595131e10021bebfda366/tumblr_oo4yzd7MvC1qjm6tmo1_1280.png)
I LOLed.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 20, 2017, 03:35:34 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/27cf04f5cc75c6d79f698c1afed5f4d7/tumblr_oobodmXSqc1roo64to1_500.png)
This butthole never replied to me :(
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b6/55/3c/b6553c90567ea7cbcdd6c4a0b9a601fa.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 22, 2017, 05:40:52 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b6/55/3c/b6553c90567ea7cbcdd6c4a0b9a601fa.jpg)
:lulz:
Best to get them early on before the nest of garters by the dandelions get old enough to pay attention and mock you.
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on April 22, 2017, 05:40:52 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b6/55/3c/b6553c90567ea7cbcdd6c4a0b9a601fa.jpg)
hitthhhh
I love that pic.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/9b5770d01a548d00f397ced289c9c162/tumblr_oovrysF96t1u33howo1_1280.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/efb03c7805379046ffbbae8927f7dc57/tumblr_oovrysF96t1u33howo2_1280.jpg)
:lmnuendo:
NSFW (http://"https://68.media.tumblr.com/cd939a5cb587a6d4e1e4675adde0065f/tumblr_ooym0b9ROt1s7e5k5o1_540.jpg")
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprzylOPrQ1qb25dg.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/2a596c5d187c8c1381f77ee493421fd8/tumblr_op4v4kYMv91u1vkloo1_540.jpg)
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sdjY_JV5vH8/WOY9FV7YmzI/AAAAAAAACFM/HvaH0XGhsssfuvwyx274cnppBpZDWcGkwCLcB/s640/Disease1_www-scarfolk.jpg)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/pepsi.gif)
Feel free to share.
Quote from: Trivial on May 08, 2017, 01:51:22 AM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sdjY_JV5vH8/WOY9FV7YmzI/AAAAAAAACFM/HvaH0XGhsssfuvwyx274cnppBpZDWcGkwCLcB/s640/Disease1_www-scarfolk.jpg)
WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS SEPSIS THE RECURRING THEME OF 2017?
I have seen more sepsis references this year than in all prior years combined.
I really want to try to make Elote, Mormon Style. I keep thinking about it ever since Cram posted that cartoon. It would be:
2 lbs frozen shredded hash brown potatoes
1 lb frozen corn
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup sour cream
1 can condensed cream of chicken soup
1 bunch chopped green onions
1 lb shredded cheddar cheese
Mix together and spoon into baking pan. Top with:
1-1/2 cups crushed corn flakes
1/2 lb coteja cheese crumbles
Sprinkle of chile y limon
Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. Serve hot.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2017, 01:32:27 AM
I really want to try to make Elote, Mormon Style. I keep thinking about it ever since Cram posted that cartoon. It would be:
2 lbs frozen shredded hash brown potatoes
1 lb frozen corn
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup sour cream
1 can condensed cream of chicken soup
1 bunch chopped green onions
1 lb shredded cheddar cheese
Mix together and spoon into baking pan. Top with:
1-1/2 cups crushed corn flakes
1/2 lb coteja cheese crumbles
Sprinkle of chile y limon
Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. Serve hot.
QuoteCram
Also, I think I should try making that.
Quote from: Don Coyote on May 17, 2017, 04:36:08 AM
QuoteCram
Also, I think I should try making that.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/something-awful-eye.gif)
Quote from: Don Coyote on May 17, 2017, 04:36:08 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2017, 01:32:27 AM
I really want to try to make Elote, Mormon Style. I keep thinking about it ever since Cram posted that cartoon. It would be:
2 lbs frozen shredded hash brown potatoes
1 lb frozen corn
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup sour cream
1 can condensed cream of chicken soup
1 bunch chopped green onions
1 lb shredded cheddar cheese
Mix together and spoon into baking pan. Top with:
1-1/2 cups crushed corn flakes
1/2 lb coteja cheese crumbles
Sprinkle of chile y limon
Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. Serve hot.
QuoteCram
Also, I think I should try making that.
Weird, I totally thought Cram posted it, maybe because of my mental association of Cram with Mormon casseroles. I guess I should have gone back and checked.
(http://i.imgur.com/E03i3gv.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/a326acd94f21c9e996374624a41d17f9/tumblr_oq5j46bP5F1roo64to1_540.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1c152f4822b77f6fa567d8d3915743ac/tumblr_oq5j46bP5F1roo64to2_400.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/D6v1bAU.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on May 20, 2017, 05:25:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/D6v1bAU.jpg)
o shit, waddup. I need to prank my students... Anyone have any ideas for suitable tricks/shenanigans for middle schoolers?
Make a fake wikipedia page.
Claim something ridiculous.
Back yourself up by showing them the wiki.
lesson: wikipedia
Quote from: Cramulus on May 20, 2017, 06:26:01 AM
Make a fake wikipedia page.
Claim something ridiculous.
Back yourself up by showing them the wiki.
lesson: wikipedia
Excellent :fnord:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UMWfHmOLCC0/UrLwEQkdQVI/AAAAAAAAisw/HU5uN5fKFUk/s1600/MC-Hammer-Hologram-__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION1330551352197.gif)
Love it :lol:
(http://falseknees.com/imgs/252.png)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2017, 01:32:27 AM
I really want to try to make Elote, Mormon Style. I keep thinking about it ever since Cram posted that cartoon. It would be:
2 lbs frozen shredded hash brown potatoes
1 lb frozen corn
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup sour cream
1 can condensed cream of chicken soup
1 bunch chopped green onions
1 lb shredded cheddar cheese
Mix together and spoon into baking pan. Top with:
1-1/2 cups crushed corn flakes
1/2 lb coteja cheese crumbles
Sprinkle of chile y limon
Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. Serve hot.
I made this and it was really good. I think next time I will double the onions, mix the coteja in, and reduce baking time to 45 minutes.
Quote from: Trivial on May 24, 2017, 08:40:56 PM
(http://falseknees.com/imgs/252.png)
This is great. I love it as an antidote to all the fucking edginess.
yeah, really digging the New Sincerity these days
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/18623369_1577899202240827_4900509319647265929_o.jpg?oh=e4c5066fc8ead1b2fcfffcc896eb28a4&oe=59A9B723)
:lulz:
That has to be a gag.
Quote from: Trivial on May 26, 2017, 12:12:43 AM
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/18623369_1577899202240827_4900509319647265929_o.jpg?oh=e4c5066fc8ead1b2fcfffcc896eb28a4&oe=59A9B723)
OMG
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2017, 12:24:04 AM
:lulz:
That has to be a gag.
I have no idea to be honest, it's just on Berkeley Breathed's page. :lulz:
In this case, Fair Use enjoys an exclusive :roll: :lulz:
The law firm denied sending that letter, so it's either a joke or they're lying. Funny as hell though, especially because it's so believable.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/04eecf2ef487b8c0ca2b0beb8df5b6de/tumblr_oqerruDbfR1r0zz4vo1_540.jpg)
There's just so much here to point at. It's like a piece of art.
"Correctile Disfunction" is also unacceptable. :argh!:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6a8414b37f3649df9bc55b9b988d2c71/tumblr_obyzg3raPt1uqooxso1_1280.png)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Freeky on May 27, 2017, 04:04:10 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/04eecf2ef487b8c0ca2b0beb8df5b6de/tumblr_oqerruDbfR1r0zz4vo1_540.jpg)
There's just so much here to point at. It's like a piece of art.
Seriously.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/3c20e0753b13c56cc272eaf83f4a9280/tumblr_oqchaylDin1u9uwfco1_540.jpg)
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18767734_1542428015768604_2453654771182799911_n.jpg?oh=3d26042d8159dc379eb8279490b714a8&oe=59EA008C)
:lulz:
Wow people are fast with the photoshop.
Priorities, shmiorities.
(http://i.imgur.com/8FTrE60.png)
Quote from: Cain on June 02, 2017, 02:46:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8FTrE60.png)
:lulz: :lulz:
He's watching you, scum. No-one ever said he was watching very closely though.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c679ac6821719a45c7bd32fd5873c82f/tumblr_oqpvgznGuQ1r226s7o1_540.jpg)
(http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_720_noupscale/5931a8772100002b00aa208e.png)
Of course the Midwest would be into hentai. Fucking degenerates.
Wos the correct term for MIFL, then? :argh!:
I was going to say something about Minnesota being so wholesome, and then I realized. :horrormirth: Perverts!
Also, BRB renaming my porm folder.
Quote from: Trivial on June 02, 2017, 10:49:28 PM
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This paper was the stupidest "research" paper I've ever read. I read a pop article about it and was like, this article must be misrepresenting the research in some way, it can't possibly be as terrible as it sounds. But no; it is. It's really, really, incredibly bad research. Fucking evolutionary psychologists are at it again.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2017, 03:25:24 PM
Quote from: Freeky on May 27, 2017, 04:04:10 AM
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There's just so much here to point at. It's like a piece of art.
Seriously.
:?
*MANsPlain: "iS Plain MANual [page]" -reference to unix
man General Commands Manual -display manual pages"
I don't understand what you're trying to get across.
It's LuciferX. Making sense is an optional extra.
Quite sure he was making an IT joke by faking ignorance of the definition of the word. I don't think he was really trying to make a point.
I lol'd tho
Friend of mine took these picture of theirself. I asked for permission to use them for posters etc. and they were declared free-range, copyleft jpegs (Which is weird, because they're pngs, but whatever.) Free to a good home.
I can't find "FIGHT ME", a fucking magnificent full-page image, on this computer, but I might port it from my phone and put it up at some point.
They might only be amusing to me because I know the guy, but I don't know, maybe not.
I apologize for the sidewise nature of the pics. If you're so lazy and/or demanding of basic courtesy that you need me to rotate them for you, there ya go.
(https://i.redditmedia.com/T5RK3T2_ERParnhxXf3bpTqV1uRmj3IxqS2EpuKZ3NU.jpg?w=638&s=b2e020938b3be7c0b7bfa0cbb897c540)
Quote from: Freeky on May 27, 2017, 04:04:10 AM
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There's just so much here to point at. It's like a piece of art.
A recent episode of Silicon Valley had a great bit about mansplaining.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 12, 2017, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: Freeky on May 27, 2017, 04:04:10 AM
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There's just so much here to point at. It's like a piece of art.
A recent episode of Silicon Valley had a great bit about mansplaining.
I am just enjoying someone mansplaining mansplaining.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 12, 2017, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: Freeky on May 27, 2017, 04:04:10 AM
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There's just so much here to point at. It's like a piece of art.
A recent episode of Silicon Valley had a great bit about mansplaining.
I got the best mansplain from an undergraduate this morning, who heard that I'd been in Manitoba researching the snakes and was being Very Helpful like "To learn more about those snakes you should contact Dr. Bob M and this other guy and blah blah blah" which was priceless because Bob was there in Manitoba, because OF FUCKING COURSE HE WAS.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/f7689f9b7aacb608cf1c648d5f8b8f10/tumblr_oquvaqjSL91qcfepco2_1280.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/51894d846b3b4dde09c69bbc764dd9ee/tumblr_oquvaqjSL91qcfepco1_1280.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/a7c825d204698ed08eb08d1dd8e87d45/tumblr_oquvaqjSL91qcfepco3_1280.png)
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-denim-hot-pants/4476359?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLUE&cm_mmc=Linkshare-_-partner-_-10-_-1&siteId=je6NUbpObpQ-8fRxLybmV9zR4jtniTlo1g (http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-denim-hot-pants/4476359?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLUE&cm_mmc=Linkshare-_-partner-_-10-_-1&siteId=je6NUbpObpQ-8fRxLybmV9zR4jtniTlo1g)
Quote from: Trivial on June 14, 2017, 12:26:46 AM
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(https://68.media.tumblr.com/51894d846b3b4dde09c69bbc764dd9ee/tumblr_oquvaqjSL91qcfepco1_1280.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/a7c825d204698ed08eb08d1dd8e87d45/tumblr_oquvaqjSL91qcfepco3_1280.png)
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-denim-hot-pants/4476359?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLUE&cm_mmc=Linkshare-_-partner-_-10-_-1&siteId=je6NUbpObpQ-8fRxLybmV9zR4jtniTlo1g (http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-denim-hot-pants/4476359?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLUE&cm_mmc=Linkshare-_-partner-_-10-_-1&siteId=je6NUbpObpQ-8fRxLybmV9zR4jtniTlo1g)
Fucking excuse me? What? No.
Holy sweet merciful jesus fuck those are fugly.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 14, 2017, 11:51:46 PM
Holy sweet merciful jesus fuck those are fugly.
I think that's the point of this line?
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-reworked-jeans/4476338?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLACK (http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-reworked-jeans/4476338?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLACK)
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-champion-back-slit-shorts/4476368?origin=coordinating-4476368-0-3-PDP_1-recbot-also_viewed2&recs_placement=PDP_1&recs_strategy=also_viewed2&recs_source=recbot&recs_page_type=product (http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-champion-back-slit-shorts/4476368?origin=coordinating-4476368-0-3-PDP_1-recbot-also_viewed2&recs_placement=PDP_1&recs_strategy=also_viewed2&recs_source=recbot&recs_page_type=product)
$590 for slit sweatpants.
Either Levis is openly trolling us to see what it can get away with or they are going through some serious depression and throwing out any old thong so people will get off their back about the next hot new thing this season.
It's Nordstrom's. The play is, "let's see what rich people will buy if we tell them it's exclusive."
Ding ding ding.
These are not especially gimmicky, but they are just damn unflattering. http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-x-levis-classic-high-waist-jeans/4476345?origin=coordinating-4476345-0-2-PDP_1-recbot-also_viewed2&recs_placement=PDP_1&recs_strategy=also_viewed2&recs_source=recbot&recs_page_type=product
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/993d957ec5d0a83bc60fcb2176053305/tumblr_origesfZHg1ucbsp6o1_1280.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/5402aedb5562a66c004441c277bf6578/tumblr_orqxukB9xt1tv4oc6o1_1280.jpg)
i appreciate what the shirt is trying to say, but that gratuitous "the" ruins it for me.
ATTN: The Press.
(http://i.imgur.com/GdIWOsX.jpg)
Man oh man, I am so sick of that face.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 23, 2017, 04:19:51 PM
Man oh man, I am so sick of that face.
Agreed, but he's a goldmine for teh meemerz. How many derp faces did Obama make in 8 years? Even Bush II! He had some good ones, but trump outderpfaced his entire presidency just during the campaign.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6ae890cd7c21b1cc84bc92af4a763051/tumblr_orw5dfyKEi1wsrpb1o1_1280.jpg)
:lulz:
:lulz:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/nigel.png)
This made me think of Nigel.
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/pic-5-jesus-fucking-christ-111019.jpg)
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/pic-8-jesus-fucking-christ-111022.jpg)
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(https://68.media.tumblr.com/ae81614ba49de1572a3272f00ba51d61/tumblr_osbk81eahN1roo64to1_1280.png)
Quote from: Cramulus on June 29, 2017, 06:23:03 PM
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He's screaming because he just realized his entire career is a pale imitation of Alan Moore's.
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/l0Iy1y4WfKMXzDNUk/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 29, 2017, 08:01:25 PM
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It's Dr Tran
Quote from: Freeky on June 29, 2017, 01:45:06 AM
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This made me think of Nigel.
:lulz: :lulz:
I found this on istock, a stock photos website, under the title "new york cityscape"
sigh.
(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/baranga-6.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/79554f564f5bc83b8eb5fc430a8f97aa/tumblr_os7eb0OKT91w7ej5jo1_500.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/20%20bucks.jpg)
(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/AnderN/2017/AnderN20170707_low.jpg)
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/173254010776715274/335326228451950592/liberal_cowards.png)
The man responsible for this has committed only one crime: making this death-image.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/be32466885404459bb781795bc52e0d8/tumblr_o3my54kESm1sviuduo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: PoFP on July 03, 2017, 02:37:42 PM
Quote from: Freeky on June 29, 2017, 01:45:06 AM
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This made me think of Nigel.
:lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2017, 02:48:34 AM
Quote from: PoFP on July 03, 2017, 02:37:42 PM
Quote from: Freeky on June 29, 2017, 01:45:06 AM
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This made me think of Nigel.
:lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
Okay, so I totally thought the 3rd party hosting error thing was supposed to be a funny image that someone posted at some point, and NOT an error. So when I went back and saw this response, I was like "Wtf, I don't remember this being the image she linked to." So I spent like 10 minutes going back through here to find the original image. It wasn't until I saw the spooky mouse News Feed image give the same Error that I realized what was going on.
And now the fact that it looks like this error message reminds Freeky of Nigel is :lulz: all on its own.
BTW, others are also seeing these error messages all over, too, right?
Yeah, photofuckit is putting all 3rd party hosted images behind a paywall or someshit. I forgot about that one, to be honest
Quote from: PoFP on July 21, 2017, 04:30:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2017, 02:48:34 AM
Quote from: PoFP on July 03, 2017, 02:37:42 PM
Quote from: Freeky on June 29, 2017, 01:45:06 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/nigel.png)
This made me think of Nigel.
:lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
Okay, so I totally thought the 3rd party hosting error thing was supposed to be a funny image that someone posted at some point, and NOT an error. So when I went back and saw this response, I was like "Wtf, I don't remember this being the image she linked to." So I spent like 10 minutes going back through here to find the original image. It wasn't until I saw the spooky mouse News Feed image give the same Error that I realized what was going on.
And now the fact that it looks like this error message reminds Freeky of Nigel is :lulz: all on its own.
BTW, others are also seeing these error messages all over, too, right?
Yeah, photobucket has gone full potato.
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Quote from: Brother Mythos on July 26, 2017, 07:43:57 PM
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flows*
Nuremburg
(https://i.imgur.com/grGDJs2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0JVilKb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/H4IHk3s.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ArxJwqu.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/4OSPCGp.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/rliJKPQ.jpg)
Prague
(https://i.imgur.com/bKbPUr9.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/O3drfBv.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Lls5LSv.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/kdBu9tQ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MRnWh7e.jpg)
Bratislava
(https://i.imgur.com/cMRpFRL.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ux9mkR7.jpg)
Budapest
(https://i.imgur.com/uH01WMO.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vKkAajd.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Bi5t2Gb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RB0mNnH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6jyNWV2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/93wYYC2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2sAWxbV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/W9zLLZn.jpg)
Bader, Meyerling and some abbey in the middle of nowhere
(https://i.imgur.com/yZMm67t.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/iFqtOi6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/fIKD0RR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/mvLgSMH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/zNK87RT.jpg)
Vienna
(https://i.imgur.com/FGHUuQX.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/L3SnuNb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/LCWQUeB.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/S3ZD1TZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jXdYbkQ.jpg)
Blue Danube, Melk and Salzburg
(https://i.imgur.com/yFa3BkN.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/qhmqsdS.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/wL9KpU3.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/L2wGj4H.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EFKZLMu.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Yjj9AGx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/47bYR8k.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/JFbyKzM.jpg)
It's so gorgeous!
Great pics!
And that rabbit is fucking creepy.
It's meant to be a homage to the artist Albrecht Dürer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albrecht_D%C3%BCrer), whose house is about 50 yards from there.
It also took me forever to get that pic, because some kid was crawling all over it. This wouldn't normally matter too much, except it was blazingly hot that day and shade was at a premium in the Old City. In fact, it was blazingly hot for the whole trip (hitting an all time high of 102F in Budapest) until we got to Vienna.
Nice!
those are awesome pictures. I'm pretty sure I'm moving to Budapest now.
Very nice. I have been to Prague, but none of the other places, so I'd have to say I'd go to Budapest, given the chance.
Yeah, these are awesome. It definitely makes me wanna travel more.
Budapest is definitely the best place out of those I visited. Insanely hot, but good beer, good food, great architecture and quite cheap, though the florint having a 259 = 1 US dollar exchange rate also contributes to the feeling of being rich.
Also, the less expensive side of the town is actually better. Buda is the upmarket side of the river, full of costly residential homes and nothing else. Pest has the shopping, the bars, the restaurants, most of the interesting buildings and sights and surprisingly good public transport.
Beautiful pics! Thanks for sharing!
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shit-just-got-real.jpeg)
Lunar Eclipse
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:mittens:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b40a958d7b935aa929f20e2cf1a5470/tumblr_ou7rlgA9IA1soccv6o1_1280.jpg)
Eh because I saw it again:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6efbeccc6d0d6df238b63d286df4bfd7/tumblr_ob8xtrVlKN1s27wxco1_1280.gif)
:lulz: :lulz:
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Quote from: LMNO on August 14, 2017, 07:49:02 PM
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boo yah
:lulz:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/583fa08d8f2ddeec1e093ad363e11151/tumblr_ouqkmu6Pbi1roo64to1_500.png)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/xfjtnx5ncti3ffri69yt.jpg)
Quote from: Brother Mythos on August 15, 2017, 11:14:16 PM
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As a followup tweet from today using the same image: @pattonoswalt :: Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination. https://t.co/knrhHuPNDl today
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/897576880555130883/photo/1
Quote from: Bu☆ns on August 16, 2017, 02:44:06 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on August 15, 2017, 11:14:16 PM
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/xfjtnx5ncti3ffri69yt.jpg)
As a followup tweet from today using the same image: @pattonoswalt :: Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination. https://t.co/knrhHuPNDl today
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/897576880555130883/photo/1
and as a followup tweet to the tweet from today, but using a more explicit image...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHTcw0KXcAELgpb.jpg:large)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/352dacf843b70204c29d31141e774ad24bd101212c78b9699cd6e359163cd26d.jpg)
I don't even know where to put this
Is that going to be one of these protests where a second party is involved and supports both sides in similar numbers? Because juggalo on juggalo violence occurring is the point I said I'd stop reading any news and just make shit up to save time and sanity.
what dark times these are
Cousin against cousin
juggalo against juggalo
:cry:
Quote from: Cramulus on August 17, 2017, 04:48:24 PM
what dark times these are
Cousin against cousin
juggalo against juggalo
:cry:
The documentary and re-enactment will be the most provocative and innovative of its kind when I'm done with it. I can see it now:
Broken chains on the ground - links half dug into the dirt from wild and unaware foot steps of frantic goth clowns.
You can see the Juggalo with the boombox being stabbed by another with an eye-liner applicator in the distance. You can hear the ICP beat from the boombox, just faintly - "Murderin, murderin, murderin fun..."
The Juggalo near the back of the crowd charging money to show off her tits is cunt-punching the nearest Skinhead.
GODDAMNIT LISA, I CAN HEAR YOUR STUPIDITY. GO THINK SOMEWHERE ELSE, YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY CREATIVE FLOW!
Where was I?... Ah
A Juggalo lays on the ground, staring up at another sitting beside him.
"I... I can't feel my face..." he says.
"I couldn't find the Stein's brand facepaint in Hot Topic... so I... I had to go with SILLY FARM..." the other says.
"I... I'M ALLERGIC TO SILLY FARM."
They both weep.
End scene.
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:16:17 AM
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
I don't know what's worse, the way they won't turn the machines off or the way they keep cranking them up into overdrive occasionally. It's not the screams that haunt you. The screaming and the sound of violent shitting is what will keep you awake.
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 19, 2017, 12:56:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:16:17 AM
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
I don't know what's worse, the way they won't turn the machines off or the way they keep cranking them up into overdrive occasionally. It's not the screams that haunt you. The screaming and the sound of violent shitting is what will keep you awake.
Or being hit with 60 kilo sacks of glitter.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:59:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 19, 2017, 12:56:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:16:17 AM
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
I don't know what's worse, the way they won't turn the machines off or the way they keep cranking them up into overdrive occasionally. It's not the screams that haunt you. The screaming and the sound of violent shitting is what will keep you awake.
Or being hit with 60 kilo sacks of glitter.
Which are unaccountably moist.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:16:17 AM
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
That bastard paid me in orphan teeth for that... that monstrosity of a musical.
WARNING: ANIMALS
WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. SERIOUSLY, THE FILM ITSELF WAS RECORDED ON GOAT SCROTE.
Quote from: PretentiousMovieDirector on August 21, 2017, 02:58:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:16:17 AM
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
That bastard paid me in orphan teeth for that... that monstrosity of a musical.
WARNING: ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. SERIOUSLY, THE FILM ITSELF WAS RECORDED ON GOAT SCROTE.
You're lucky. The last guy got a date with Diabo.
Quote from: PretentiousMovieDirector on August 21, 2017, 02:58:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2017, 12:16:17 AM
I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.
That bastard paid me in orphan teeth for that... that monstrosity of a musical.
WARNING: ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. SERIOUSLY, THE FILM ITSELF WAS RECORDED ON GOAT SCROTE.
Second quote in newsfeed.
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Quote from: Trivial on September 08, 2017, 06:31:55 PM
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Why is the question in a statement rectangle?
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Quote from: Rococo Modem Basilisk on September 11, 2017, 12:05:59 AM
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And I will continue, so long as people insist on spraying ketchup on their hot dogs!!
Quote from: Hoopla on September 11, 2017, 04:25:59 PM
And I will continue, so long as people insist on spraying ketchup on their hot dogs!!
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 16, 2017, 11:17:29 PM
Just noticed the top middle
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🍀 just found this, figure id pass it along(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170922/5fc342e52048da33d9a7c744f803f73a.jpg)
Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk
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Had to share.
Quote from: LMNO on September 30, 2017, 04:56:08 PM
Had to share.
(https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=34440.0;attach=6198;image)
:lulz:
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Quote from: LMNO on September 30, 2017, 04:56:08 PM
Had to share.
Hey, they get to be landmarks, example Greenboots.
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Those damn Freemsons. First they didn't return my lawnmower, and now they're hiding God with Satan's spherical earth! :argh!:
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What she said.
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...
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Quote from: Trivial on November 10, 2017, 07:35:49 PM
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...
#YOLOBATHSALTS
WTF Wish
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Quote from: Trivial on November 12, 2017, 05:09:11 PM
WTF Wish
My gf was looking in the "baby" section of Wish, and dildos were in the middle of the first page.
Note: This was not a suggestion around the side, nor was it a custom search. Wish just really wants to push their sex toy products at all costs :lulz:
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Merry fucking Christmas.
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Seemed appropriate.
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Death of a Cyborg by Shorra.
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Found this today. It warms me soul.
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(https://i.redd.it/k6zbkfvjr4kz.jpg)
Quote from: Trivial on March 18, 2018, 10:46:47 PM
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QG ruins
everything.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2018, 12:57:45 AM
Quote from: Trivial on March 18, 2018, 10:46:47 PM
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QG ruins everything.
I GET TO SAY IT! I GET TO SAY IT!
...Clearly, you're not
serious about having a good time.
:lulz:
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A selection of the memes I made a while back. Now that I have my phablet back online I'm hoping to get more made and load some of them to the site.
Is there any possible problem with loading them in this fashion?
Should I maybe use "bring and brag" instead?
If anyone sees a likely copyright violation let me know and I'll take it down.
^Immanentize
This isn't a pic, I just didn't know where to put it:
https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/969341599086936065
@Prettybadlefty
Zizek is way more interesting than Peterson. Peterson is a run of the mill huckster using his degree in a semi-related field to prey on alienated college aged males. Zizek is raccoon who lived in a dumpster behind a university's library who was transformed into a human by a witch
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Quote from: Trivial on June 29, 2018, 06:06:56 PM
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- Marco Rubio, 2018
Just dug this up out of the deeper piles for use elsewhere.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2018, 12:57:45 AM
QG ruins everything.
I resent the implication that I had ANYTHING to do with the recent meteorological goings on. I swear every time something gory falls out of the sky You People show up with the torches and pitchforks.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 06, 2018, 09:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2018, 12:57:45 AM
QG ruins everything.
I resent the implication that I had ANYTHING to do with the recent meteorological goings on. I swear every time something gory falls out of the sky You People show up with the torches and pitchforks.
:angrymob: :angrymob: :angrymob: :angrymob:.... oh. I... I guess we'll just return these to the rental place. Sorry to be a bother.
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Oh, my bad.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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:lulz:
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:lulz: reminds me of
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Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2018, 10:52:05 PM
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:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2018, 10:56:51 PM
:lulz: reminds me of
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:?
I caught a fish, I caught a fish... Not really :lulz:
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Quote from: LuciferX on September 27, 2018, 09:29:46 PM
I caught a fish, I caught a fish... Not really :lulz:
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This is seriously some of the finest internet I've seen since 1 man 1 jar.
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:lol:
Quote from: Cramulus on November 20, 2018, 06:17:11 PM
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Just today I wondered how great it would be to have a "Higher-Shelf" in the fridge.
And then, it was right there. 8)
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Training a neural net to make cocktails.
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Tumblr flagged this as porn, which not bad for a computer algorithm.
but they also flagged this one from frogman:
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Mmm sexy fan.
sonething about la
ettu g that shhit go
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:lulz:
Quote from: Trivial on January 13, 2019, 04:40:56 AM
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:lulz:
What exactly do you find "fun" in posting a random picture with lots of details with a laughing emoji. Certain poor human being wasted many precious moments of their short life staring at it and trying to find out hat's funny. Fuck you.
Quote from: Con-troll on January 13, 2019, 06:41:14 AM
Quote from: Trivial on January 13, 2019, 04:40:56 AM
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:lulz:
What exactly do you find "fun" in posting a random picture with lots of details with a laughing emoji. Certain poor human being wasted many precious moments of their short life staring at it and trying to find out hat's funny. Fuck you.
But that's the joke. :lulz:
Quote from: Con-troll on January 13, 2019, 06:41:14 AM
Quote from: Trivial on January 13, 2019, 04:40:56 AM
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:lulz:
What exactly do you find "fun" in posting a random picture with lots of details with a laughing emoji. Certain poor human being wasted many precious moments of their short life staring at it and trying to find out hat's funny. Fuck you.
Well, your rant is funnier than the actual picture, but if you want to know the angry weatherman is supposed to be showing temperature in degrees fahrenheit.
O shit, that's kinda hot.
Quote from: Con-troll on January 13, 2019, 02:59:33 PM
O shit, that's kinda hot.
Huh? I would call 298 a pleasant summer day. :)
...I really don't want to know why there's a mix of fahrenheit and kelvin on that display.
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Not dead. Doing good deeds. Will post amusement when I get five fucking minutes.
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Because it's currently under 10 feet of snow
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BSOD
Putting these as a link to avoid clutter. Totally not because I don't know how to put a picture in with BBCode. Featuring: a phallic cactus, the back of a Tom Lehrer song book, a disgusting excuse for a sandwich, and a misshapen gummy bear.
https://imgur.com/a/oeWp0NX
That sandwich is the scariest thing I've seen in the past two months, and anyone who saw my post in Open Bar knows I've seen some shit lately.
Quote from: nullified on February 13, 2019, 04:24:15 AM
That sandwich is the scariest thing I've seen in the past two months, and anyone who saw my post in Open Bar knows I've seen some shit lately.
Yeah...being hungry while over at niece and nephew's house and while their parents were out grocery shopping meant my mother thought
that was a decent idea. Just...the string cheese, man. :horrormirth: :eek:
Quote from: Al Qədic on February 13, 2019, 04:33:44 AM
Quote from: nullified on February 13, 2019, 04:24:15 AM
That sandwich is the scariest thing I've seen in the past two months, and anyone who saw my post in Open Bar knows I've seen some shit lately.
Yeah...being hungry while over at niece and nephew's house and while their parents were out grocery shopping meant my mother thought that was a decent idea. Just...the string cheese, man. :horrormirth: :eek:
Like, I've used string cheese on a sandwich before! It's not that hard! You peel it into thin strips, spread a tiny bit of butter on the bread it's going on, and nuke it for ten to fifteen seconds. It's just mozzarella. Putting WHOLE STICKS on there is criminal.
Just by looking, I'd say one of those gummy bears has "additives".
:hippie:
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Quote from: LMNO on February 13, 2019, 02:12:14 PM
Just by looking, I'd say one of those gummy bears has "additives".
:hippie:
You're not wrong, but both bears were borne of the same bag.
Featuring: A loose-cannon bird who doesn't play by the rules, and images from The Ghetto Tarot by photographer Alice Smeets and Haitian artist group Atis Rezistans, who recreated the Rider-Waite tarot deck with the inhabitants and items of a Haitian ghetto.
https://imgur.com/a/uOntoH8
(https://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funeral_meat_by_evancampbell-d473qgf.jpg?w=450&h=577)
https://www.deviantart.com/evancampbell (https://www.deviantart.com/evancampbell)
Quote from: Trivial on March 03, 2019, 02:27:01 AM
(https://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funeral_meat_by_evancampbell-d473qgf.jpg?w=450&h=577)
https://www.deviantart.com/evancampbell (https://www.deviantart.com/evancampbell)
Who roasts a whole bicyclist? No ones gonna eat that.
Can you guess what this is?
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Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 04:45:42 AM
Can you guess what this is?
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Hippopotamus toothbrush?
Quote from: Trivial on March 06, 2019, 05:15:16 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 04:45:42 AM
Can you guess what this is?
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Um8v5Od6L._SY741_.jpg)
Hippopotamus toothbrush?
Nouuu
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator
PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 AM
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator
PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier
NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker. :lulz:
16 units of what? I dont understand
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
Playskool's "My First Sarlacc Pit", suitable for ages 2-6.
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.
I googled it, and determined that it is not, in fact, intended as a tentacle-tip cleaner. :|
But it does come in three colours and sizes!
Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 AM
16 units of what? I dont understand
4x4=16, I guess?
Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 AM
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 AM
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator
PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier
NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker. :lulz:
16 units of what? I dont understand
Full disclosure - I have 4 dogs
Quote from: Hoopla! on March 06, 2019, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.
You also don't have bones.
Let's be fair, here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2019, 07:59:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on March 06, 2019, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.
You also don't have bones.
Let's be fair, here.
And we're just going to accept his bonelessness?
You dont have to.
You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.
Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2019, 08:12:26 PM
You dont have to.
You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.
I damned well will, too.
At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?
:lmnuendo:
Quote from: LMNO on March 06, 2019, 08:19:24 PM
At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?
:lmnuendo:
What else am I going to do with all these bones?
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
I guess it makes sense?
But NO.
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Quote from: LMNO on March 06, 2019, 12:52:19 PM
Playskool's "My First Sarlacc Pit", suitable for ages 2-6.
Despite it seeming the size of a fleshlight, it is indeed a 5x3 pit of spikes covered in rubber to make its cleaning easier.
Actually no, it is the size of a fleshlight, but i like the idea.
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2019, 05:00:02 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 AM
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 AM
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator
PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier
NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker. :lulz:
16 units of what? I dont understand
Full disclosure - I have 4 dogs
Oh alright :lulz:
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61tBdqogrYL._SY355_.jpg)
But tbh its a puritan advertisement, just like "personal massagers" are shown to be used for "back massages"
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Yy3LYBRvL._AC_UL160_SR160,160_.jpg)
Reality can't hold a candle to a dirty mind. It ought to be a sex toy but it is really a way of turning pennies worth of materials into gross profit. Sad
also Lovely to see you again
Love Sir Michaels posters, reminds me of the postergasm days
:lulz: :lulz:
All I want is someone to play Highway to Hell while they levitate my corpse and then make it disappear.
I don't expect a lot really.
Surprised that I wasn't assaulted by Cram with this on tumblr.
.
Aw. I should remember that.
/thathappened
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adLxe0d_460svvp9.webm (https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adLxe0d_460svvp9.webm)
Safe for work, its just a dog angrily mumbling
Successful Discordian Propaganda (it turned some "passive consumers" into active participants/conspirators).
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3167/2952264753_0a9b244d76_z.jpg)
Only distinguished scholars such as the gentlemen and the gentlewomen in PD could enjoy a tasteful relic as this:
I had almost succeeded in forgetting that song.
Though IMO the reaction to the video was pretty over the top given, you know, Britney Spears.
Either I never knew the song or I've forgotten it so thoroughly that even this apparently obvious reference is failing to dredge it up.
No, believe me, I know exactly what I'm doing. I wouldn't even be here if This wasn't precisely what I wanted, just like American Jesus intended.
Quote from: The Johnny on March 29, 2019, 11:59:27 PM
Only distinguished scholars such as the gentlemen and the gentlewomen in PD could enjoy a tasteful relic as this:
Going to torture some friends now.
(https://media.irishpost.co.uk/uploads/2019/04/03170408/creme-egg-irish-post.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/22/39/c82239267e9554bb3f66872a443c59c4.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/rpGcXIY.jpg)
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56509931_2654632147885504_8861412555587846144_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=0192d7f69503915b36fce4ba2da36338&oe=5D3F74EF)
Quote from: Telarus on April 14, 2019, 07:53:08 PM
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I approve of the fight nonsense with nonsense method.
Because it egg day
.
I posted that one to FB once, and it got taken down. :lulz:
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 23, 2019, 08:37:01 PM
I posted that one to FB once, and it got taken down. :lulz:
Oh man i wish i could be surprised by that, now if only we all had stayed in Myspace...
Can't go offending the nazis!
It was too fast to have been reported. It was on my own wall, and not public. Taken down within seconds. Image analyzer algorithm detected a nazi flag, I think.
When I obscured the cell with the flag in it, they left it alone.
Oh ok, it might have been the automated system, although FB has a horrible track record on dealing with harassment, hate groups, gore and all that, but a war-hawk towards nipples showing and somewhat anti-lgbt.
.
Quote from: The Johnny on May 04, 2019, 12:08:29 AM
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Why would you do this to us? Don't we deserve better, Johnny?
Quote from: nullified on May 04, 2019, 12:18:06 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 04, 2019, 12:08:29 AM
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Why would you do this to us? Don't we deserve better, Johnny?
I see a lot of people that right below their username says "Deserved it" soooo i think otherwise
:lulz:
Okay, that's fair.
Ya girl did some art over the weekend at the campus LGBT center. Blockprinting is neat and hard. In hindsight, I should have carved out everything BUT the TV, and the teardrop turned out crappy, and the shadow is kinda ehh, but I like how it looks regardless. Plus I have the stamp now to do with as I please.
https://imgur.com/a/K11BAcR
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/23c625b450f828d99828d9c9fbb4fd96/tumblr_o4tcanzD3e1seby4no2_640.jpg)
It's the only sensible choice.
Courtesy of a friend of a friend, via a friend.
Behold the Screaming Head of Luke Kelly
(https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.3861039.1555339705!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/ratio_1x1_w1200/image.jpg)
.
(https://i.imgur.com/FNSajNu.jpg)
I was told this was a real ad in Arizona.
Trolley dilemma 2019, YEET
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67294043_10216904064008606_374030044470706176_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnSTyxDXAQ89gZjt-LikzZrTE4rlr7p2oenFIHXdDww_h1Z25YyIcVjz-kHazmfQx8&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=f5e93a8f1bb0a074e05845f561b6aea9&oe=5DE94AA3)
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/383383543146872862/607427111644561409/image0.png)
This happened in a Discord server I'm on. :lulz:
(https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68842633_10162053582995263_4698938519563796480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmPa6Oxhpj2FGEkt3W0NjWkhuNvYBJnttBdbn2f14tBdKiJrb9ko3t0uPKZDr94xrU&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=5bffe89de8ccdefff2130cc39e27300e&oe=5E09DACD)
Today is the day I realize I spend too much time on Twitter.
(https://i.imgur.com/alahs8V.png)
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 03, 2019, 02:00:00 AM
Today is the day I realize I spend too much time on Twitter.
(https://i.imgur.com/alahs8V.png)
The video keeps popping up on facebook.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46o061fQT1rtjz4no1_1280.png)
:crankey:
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Did you art that art, or find it feral and in the wild? Cause that's pretty neat.
Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid. :horrormirth:
(https://www.straitstimes.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_pictrure_780x520_/public/articles/2019/09/08/bp_protest_080919_42.jpg?itok=sByjUzgv×tamp=1567924391)
(https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/c_fill,g_auto,w_1200,h_675,ar_16:9/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F190908152040-02-hong-kong-us-protests-0908.jpg)
they ought to be careful what they wish for.
Quote from: Al Qədic on September 09, 2019, 05:04:56 AM
Did you art that art, or find it feral and in the wild? Cause that's pretty neat.
It was found in a group calledWeird Secondhand Finds That Just Need To Be Shared (https://www.facebook.com/groups/WeirdSecondhandFinds/)
Surprisingly it has stuck to its intent. Poster didn't buy, but wished she had. Group coined the term"vomit clock".
Generally if the poster doesn't purchase they say where they found it.
Ah! Finally figured out why it seemed familiar. It's a parody of "The Anatomy Lesson"
https://www.deviantart.com/hillarywhiterabbit/art/The-Anatomy-Lesson-of-Dr-Bird-181202845
(https://www.deviantart.com/hillarywhiterabbit/art/The-Anatomy-Lesson-of-Dr-Bird-181202845)
Found the artist.
There is so much to see
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/ff5604ba-57a5-48f8-a91f-85c1de625100/d3f9rxq-e84d5a93-0c3b-4f5a-b535-cd15effa7c91.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2ZmNTYwNGJhLTU3YTUtNDhmOC1hOTFmLTg1YzFkZTYyNTEwMFwvZDNmOXJ4cS1lODRkNWE5My0wYzNiLTRmNWEtYjUzNS1jZDE1ZWZmYTdjOTEuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.wJcNTiHiD58vTgoxLGdOKLosStmFQh7Gzt0OTDluWFo)
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 09, 2019, 02:08:47 PM
Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid. :horrormirth:
They are about to find out the hard way just how useless Trump is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 10, 2019, 04:06:52 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 09, 2019, 02:08:47 PM
Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid. :horrormirth:
They are about to find out the hard way just how useless Trump is.
Waving flags of the country with whom your authoritarian regime is waging a trade
war is... how to put it... a bit
silly.
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 10, 2019, 08:20:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 10, 2019, 04:06:52 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 09, 2019, 02:08:47 PM
Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid. :horrormirth:
They are about to find out the hard way just how useless Trump is.
Waving flags of the country with whom your authoritarian regime is waging a tradewar is... how to put it... a bit silly.
The word I would use is "suicidal".
U guys liek my new profile pic? It was tailor made by Baltimorians
Quote from: The Johnny on September 18, 2019, 07:32:47 AM
U guys liek my new profile pic? It was tailor made by Baltimorians
It looks great, but needs moar greasier. Also, the front paws are too big.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621333619692011530/623164286986092545/Clamchowder_Man.png)
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 19, 2019, 12:53:22 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621333619692011530/623164286986092545/Clamchowder_Man.png)
My life is measurably worse.
Immediately thought of Doktor Howl for some reason.
I want to see that, but with an image of the goatse man
so when you poomp, it's like an ass crapping into itself
forever
Quote from: Cramulus on September 27, 2019, 02:05:00 PM
I want to see that, but with an image of the goatse man
so when you poomp, it's like an ass crapping into itself
forever
POOMP INCEPTION
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/244c3688809156a7bcff0c119f227575/tumblr_ns5rxilVrc1qds7nko1_1280.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/78627e47b82c22baa7b4966b59240d30/tumblr_pzdaeb2wuq1roo64to1_640.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0aee70286fac418e8ae2f61866de4525/tumblr_nzq237smvS1rsxqqio1_640.jpg)
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 09, 2019, 02:08:47 PM
Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid. :horrormirth:
(https://www.straitstimes.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_pictrure_780x520_/public/articles/2019/09/08/bp_protest_080919_42.jpg?itok=sByjUzgv×tamp=1567924391)
(https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/c_fill,g_auto,w_1200,h_675,ar_16:9/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F190908152040-02-hong-kong-us-protests-0908.jpg)
He may well land there when he goes on the lam.
Though I expect his first choices are whiter.
ETA: I love this place. I can say "white".
Oh, look what I actually, legitimately got to use in a lesson. Unplanned, but still.
Oh dear god...
... I have a feeling there's one hell of a story behind that.
Quote from: Fujikoma on November 28, 2019, 06:11:19 PM
Oh dear god...
... I have a feeling there's one hell of a story behind that.
I was teaching a lesson about evaluating evidence. One of my boys then asked if there were arguments against 9/11. I told him no good ones, but that I'd pull up the favorite one. We then looked at it, ones of the other boys looked up steel's melting point and how hot jet fuel burns. So we evaluated that, lmao.
And then there was a conversation about the Soviet Afghan War and the role it played in 9/11 after class.
This just happened
(https://i.imgur.com/6QJRND2.png)
Found this in the vaults.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/himeobs2.jpg)
I can't see it.
Photobucket is holding our shit for ransom.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0f2ea2e22e235506a0d534616a7fa3ad/39ef2dfc6b7e1ef8-ef/s640x960/b0d78b50213bd02d46e40dbbf04edcc6ac03a615.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/eee8bc274dd177efae2ed30018a732fe/b32cc9998f79eda6-ef/s640x960/580c5acdc55ff075c2db7f03289211a87a24b922.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on January 07, 2020, 05:40:33 PM
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woop
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:golfclap:
Link because big
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NO
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Link because big
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That is the Elvis Presley of psycho wall diagrams.
http://imgur.com/gallery/sQRDvbN
Baby Yoda but it's Kuato
(https://storage.gra1.cloud.ovh.net/v1/AUTH_10e1a9235c63431c95e5b84a247830db/prod/artwork/32866_1_m.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/8ebea01faf70665c3626b0e0c5a6577f/53f635e8811e7f40-cd/s1280x1920/110900f9f404c346ebcc60c7eb553275da8daa40.jpg)
All hail the New Flesh
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1Mgh05snXpDk4/giphy.gif)
(http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/1580157350-693.png) (http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/superheroics)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/d254fd2ca5ae5efd938d449081e32980/tumblr_p17r7dPMpt1v9ufalo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2020, 06:02:54 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/d254fd2ca5ae5efd938d449081e32980/tumblr_p17r7dPMpt1v9ufalo1_400.jpg)
And they all lived happily ever after.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2020, 06:02:54 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/d254fd2ca5ae5efd938d449081e32980/tumblr_p17r7dPMpt1v9ufalo1_400.jpg)
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5c3d4890f737fdb2c0f2967a0ab295fc)
what a fuckin image
Columbia, the made-up goddess of America, spreading White People across the land, booting natives into the pacific ocean and then saying "you're welcome"
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/d6ecd72a28ec1e7a7461bd9c3fe08193/e926799e2ffe0bc4-40/s1280x1920/444fbcccc0f11e39e7aa0f0136d13bc6471d37a8.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on March 02, 2020, 08:20:29 PM
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Why are you Pango-ing?
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Peak Boston apocalypse shopping.
Photo taken by a friend in a suburb of Boston, MA
(https://i.imgur.com/4ymfCm9.jpg)
Tennessee is looking the same way.
Quote from: Bruno on March 15, 2020, 04:09:22 AM
Tennessee is looking the same way.
Chicago too.
It's about to get FUN around here.
I think TGRR gave a timeline once of how long without basic necessities people need to go before assumptions about social order break down. Anyone have that lying around?
God, thinking of TGRR: It's a shame he didn't live to see this time we are living in. He would have died as he lived: shouting like a punk vocalist on a whiskey bender, and Absolutely Reeking of Prophecy. Instead he was buried in an unmarked grave behind a Costco by men in serious suits. Very sad.
AFAIK, right now it's just hoarding that's causing the shortages. The hoarders will eventually run out of room for powdered milk, Bisquick, and TP. People who didn't hear about the panic, or ignored it will get by just fine on fresh vegetables and vegan cheese in the interim.
If the supply chain starts falling apart, then HOO-BOY. The gun nuts are already openly salivating over the idea of killing people and taking their Bisquick. They've been preparing for this moment their whole lives.
It's interesting: the Asian markets are decently stocked, everywhere else is barren. Our local Aldi has a box of miniature chocolate chip muffins. That's it. They're sat at the checkout, positioned like they might be hiding some off brand altoids to entice the unwary. No one wants them, they look funky.
I should have taken a picture.
Because sometime real life writes the funniest jokes.
Note date stamps.
(https://i.imgur.com/Pg1PUEx.jpg)
Quote from: altered on March 15, 2020, 05:30:45 AM
Quote from: Bruno on March 15, 2020, 04:09:22 AM
Tennessee is looking the same way.
Chicago too.
It's about to get FUN around here.
I think TGRR gave a timeline once of how long without basic necessities people need to go before assumptions about social order break down. Anyone have that lying around?
God, thinking of TGRR: It's a shame he didn't live to see this time we are living in. He would have died as he lived: shouting like a punk vocalist on a whiskey bender, and Absolutely Reeking of Prophecy. Instead he was buried in an unmarked grave behind a Costco by men in serious suits. Very sad.
I always hated that bastard. Prophets should be kicked down the block as a sport.
Vex, this is for you, because fuck you
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9f2c448e14262d83919ab398783b95c7/06dcf5cd6f3f079e-f1/s640x960/e10304cf0ced3290451534a4a4171c4213594e37.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d97a1a0daf84b893af7b9be62025d07/cda61a8ef18a2c55-f0/s640x960/f6d7d5ace555848678a4fcc9ce80958dd5a0b3b2.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/758b8f1068f5d2fcc7c974d7c952dbd5/3575058f2d245429-b7/s640x960/b1d80263ecfefa0191ae014d09187cef2f2cab2d.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a918758dcbe7036e281e069ec79d9a6d/1330edf0e9435c79-f1/s500x750/2d2c0b86c448a4c2bf418b3750f78fb2913502bb.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1f44c57d95a94888f3616b22c98998a0/d576aa2ce204f8bd-31/s640x960/2275af2e34b59b0f1b219474e6aac1790cd8dd29.jpg)
New "Smart Bidet" system:
https://i.imgur.com/lNs7hAH.mp4
Want to see some scary shit?
This is Eddie Van Halen.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MH9Ld98g/eddie.jpg)
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 24, 2020, 06:45:21 PM
Want to see some scary shit?
This is Eddie Van Halen.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MH9Ld98g/eddie.jpg)
WHAT DID THEY
DO TO YA, EDDIE? :eek:
(https://i.imgur.com/G6SIVv0.jpg)
Went to an LGBT paint night a couple months back. We were instructed to paint a pretty lady named Lola.
Lola is the bird.
His name is Moloch.
He usually eats the young
In exchange for "prosperity"
In a future you may never see.
But these are tough times
And apparently he is now
Accepting the elderly,
Additionally.
Here's what I can't stand about 2020:
(https://i.imgur.com/tasmqb8.jpg)
:horrormirth:
:peedee:
(https://i.imgur.com/RZsoUyM.jpg)
A few choice memes here
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/aabb92f4cba71d52980007511fb23d65/2bfceebb61b5ab17-14/s1280x1920/617a2da7728a65bc589b9dafd2cd3b91bca2e921.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/4567ceebc7edee93395f7aa0fdc83ed4/eb91f10098f11a8a-c5/s500x750/d3fd6974219f4c1d4cf99e817ba32fadc8841af1.png)
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91817463_244492006938667_2499701366050521088_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=GENh5fD_a4wAX9zSJr2&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=7a2a6dffd23ff09aa691832d4b17b390&oe=5EB0A7F8)
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-62ce3d6a1bd3a3f08a837c9bc1b94835)
meme dump, some are my OC, mostly wild caught.
another meme dump for today's fresh catch again some OC, mostly wild caught.
Discordian Energy:
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ed3541cf917a25068e5a94bc47c90fd6/821cbe6e9edc56e9-cf/s640x960/802ef89388ea83c903ee792b1bd377e134c4c166.jpg)
Hey, that lake chain would run through my backyard. Does that mean I would have access to fresh seafood? I think I like this plan.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 02:51:13 PM
Discordian Energy:
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ed3541cf917a25068e5a94bc47c90fd6/821cbe6e9edc56e9-cf/s640x960/802ef89388ea83c903ee792b1bd377e134c4c166.jpg)
But Pango is in West Virginia. :(
So what you're saying is that the downsides may be justified?
just got challenged to a pope fight in a private group I put together and whupped that ass son. It was SO much fun. Here's some of the highlights.
Just a reminder that this is the darkest timeline. Found on youtube. They wanted me to PAY to watch it. Think about that for a moment. Amazon wants me to pay to watch it. A cheap, no frills "To Do List" Jordan Peterson hoodie costs $45 or so.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: I kina want one to give just the right folks just the wrong impressions about me for trolling and infiltration purposes.
oldie but a goodie from https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/honest-discussion
(https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1499354499-20170706.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/274199d387ca76e1c3f303b4e7bdddb0/922b21a7cc6a3c56-be/s1280x1920/138e91f73a2754c3dc8b79c9d825cfc696704378.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on April 15, 2020, 04:57:27 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/274199d387ca76e1c3f303b4e7bdddb0/922b21a7cc6a3c56-be/s1280x1920/138e91f73a2754c3dc8b79c9d825cfc696704378.jpg)
Given that they just discovered that greenlands ice sheet is melting a fuckload faster than they had thought (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/apr/15/scientists-confirm-dramatic-melting-greenland-ice-sheet), that might not be too far from the truth. :lulz:
Suu, the motion picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FzB4GnfvH4
Quote from: Suu on April 17, 2020, 11:37:43 PM
Suu, the motion picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FzB4GnfvH4
THAT is going on my FB wall.
I was told to question Cain on the proper use of the "advice Puppy" meme. This is my current thinking. It's just a sketch really.
(https://globalvoices.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-09-at-10.36.30-PM.png)
Quote from: Suu on April 17, 2020, 11:37:43 PM
Suu, the motion picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FzB4GnfvH4
ahhhh that was awesome! really fun to watch.
the big white fan-shaped hat, what's that called?
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2020, 07:32:55 AM
(https://globalvoices.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-09-at-10.36.30-PM.png)
Advice puppy!
remember when you were posting these at the very beginning of the 'advice animals' meme? so weird that the meme took over reddit, and therefore meme culture, for like 2 years... and now it's basically dead
if you go to r/adviceanimals, it's still all memes from 2010-2012
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2020, 07:32:55 AM
(https://globalvoices.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-09-at-10.36.30-PM.png)
Yes Thusly. Advice puppy is dangerous, and I like it!
Quote from: Cramulus on April 18, 2020, 01:18:40 PM
Advice puppy!
remember when you were posting these at the very beginning of the 'advice animals' meme? so weird that the meme took over reddit, and therefore meme culture, for like 2 years... and now it's basically dead
if you go to r/adviceanimals, it's still all memes from 2010-2012
I even went back to the original thread when Joseph mentioned it. Sadly, Imageshack nuked all the photos.
Also sadly Reddit ruined Advice Animals, like it ruined everything else, by using it to spread Nazi clickbait. Especially, for some reason, anything with the puffin or the bear. See examples:
(http://i.imgur.com/eCGpmGr.png) (http://e.lvme.me/gr49w75.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/UzNwmHg.jpg)
My opinion is that the TRUEST alchemy is not lead to gold or dark to light or whatever, but in the simple power to turn a frown upside down. Memes can do this readily. Memes are mighty, and terrible in power. Behold one of my proudest meme creations!!
(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/94203404_10158172206969393_4546739528727003136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=ohDLvu2byVsAX_DdKsu&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=d2cf08f4e8513cbc3a4c88833a7f17b8&oe=5EC27B56)
Quote from: Cramulus on April 18, 2020, 01:13:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 17, 2020, 11:37:43 PM
Suu, the motion picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FzB4GnfvH4
ahhhh that was awesome! really fun to watch.
the big white fan-shaped hat, what's that called?
(https://i.imgur.com/3ZaMFpY.jpg)
holy shit, Suu, good job -- When I googled Propoloma, a pic of you was the first hit.
(https://syrakousina.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/954828_495757887159965_1582529474_n.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on April 19, 2020, 05:48:01 PM
holy shit, Suu, good job -- When I googled Propoloma, a pic of you was the first hit.
(https://syrakousina.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/954828_495757887159965_1582529474_n.jpg)
Yeah, that was my first one. I've come a long way since then.
meme dump, some mine, some wild caught!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/52281782899d9ba9a7d6cea272199697/7c5995cb8f90b549-18/s1280x1920/b6216ddd9740d0bf522d8714a9a805f8bcb35347.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1a09ce8280a7e5616775e7b43435e148/tumblr_opb03icXUj1r61nxjo1_1280.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/f8987f69d25ba79c46d400a2422e7ba4/1957e10b7d55d7fb-9f/s1280x1920/4fb259cc75afc81c02c6cdbbfe84a35743096d9d.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2020, 08:01:00 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/f8987f69d25ba79c46d400a2422e7ba4/1957e10b7d55d7fb-9f/s1280x1920/4fb259cc75afc81c02c6cdbbfe84a35743096d9d.jpg)
:teabagger1:
FUCKING BRAVO!!!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 22, 2020, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2020, 08:01:00 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/f8987f69d25ba79c46d400a2422e7ba4/1957e10b7d55d7fb-9f/s1280x1920/4fb259cc75afc81c02c6cdbbfe84a35743096d9d.jpg)
:teabagger1:
FUCKING BRAVO!!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Just saw this crop up on FB without the explaination. It's amazing
Been too long since my last meme dump.
apparently this came from a meme group that specializes in sexualizing Garfield
Quote from: Cramulus on April 30, 2020, 05:44:50 PM
apparently this came from a meme group that specializes in sexualizing Garfield
:eek: You have contacts to a group that sexualizes Garfield and you didn't tell me??
... also *in shame* :fap:
Also The Pipe Strip video is now just that much BETTER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=415s
When you search facebook for "garfield cum" there are too many results to know which one THAT image came from..
Here's ONE of them:
https://www.facebook.com/Garfguzzler/
:horrormirth: :eek:
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/94837232_1815275255274541_5173252107616124928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_ohc=Fg6EcOS9EFQAX_kjZbJ&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=37d7f06996b342f3f854bb19a254ab57&oe=5ED1E866)
mood
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/51c0b72fe09b8320b52d9ae0449e249c/tumblr_owkul7357e1tmbln7o1_1280.jpg)
(https://fark-usrimg-850.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/e/eX/fark_eXmNekUNOCpXaPUANAa-iEyik_g.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=HBAYEKZHGUB4NAYQBVSQ&Expires=1589169600&Signature=19OoFrem64FS9%2B2Im0hcdxzg3rU%3D)
This new future frightens me.
A sacred Reac meme handed down by Payne unto me for distribution. He was all Holy and shit at the time. The name of the file is also the spoken invocation, but I do not in any way vouch for the possible results.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!!
ATTN JOSEPH, CRAMULUS
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYystIqU8AAThua?format=jpg&name=900x900)
At least we know now that if the next global catastrophe is vampires, we already have some people trained to deal with it.
Oh come on, you call that a gun?
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4QJXbYOORXw/ViTuALhr27I/AAAAAAAAWdU/LuC_2B9dXYA/s1600/Russian%2BOrthodox%2BArmy%2B8.jpg)
Quote from: altered on May 25, 2020, 02:56:29 AM
ATTN JOSEPH, CRAMULUS
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYystIqU8AAThua?format=jpg&name=900x900)
I love it, they should continue to do this post-q
Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2020, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: altered on May 25, 2020, 02:56:29 AM
ATTN JOSEPH, CRAMULUS
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYystIqU8AAThua?format=jpg&name=900x900
I love it, they should continue to do this post-q
I'd "friendly fire" the parents just in case they're secretly unholy
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 26, 2020, 04:19:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2020, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: altered on May 25, 2020, 02:56:29 AM
ATTN JOSEPH, CRAMULUS
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYystIqU8AAThua?format=jpg&name=900x900 (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYystIqU8AAThua?format=jpg&name=900x900)
I love it, they should continue to do this post-q
I'd "friendly fire" the parents just in case they're secretly unholy
Ten-Four, Suspicious Husband reaching for concealed weapon, fire at will- fire at will. over.
https://twitter.com/putrescinereek/status/1266481847598370817?s=21
I'm serious, please look at that shit. Cram, CNO, Faust and Cain will probably fucking spit take. But literally everyone has to look. Holy shit.
Holy shit, I just hooked back-up to the news feed for a second and... fuck...
:lulz: ITS HAPPENING!
:lulz:
Protesters attempted to storm the white house barricades. They in fact trashed the barricades, but did not get through.
Which is good for them. The Marines and the Old Guard there are loaded for bear and have no sense of humor.
Quote from: altered on May 30, 2020, 02:31:47 AM
https://twitter.com/putrescinereek/status/1266481847598370817?s=21
:lulz:
I could actually hear the sound effect
Quote from: altered on May 30, 2020, 02:31:47 AM
https://twitter.com/putrescinereek/status/1266481847598370817?s=21
:| :eek: :) :lulz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqiGMsMUiGI
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/da9e2b47e6abe0aec736cf7e36f22e2e/16c448aed27873de-91/s1280x1920/db6144fa16c4bd0d5e6709d3c1747ec708b84b05.jpg)
same, tbh
Quote from: Cramulus on June 02, 2020, 06:20:51 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/da9e2b47e6abe0aec736cf7e36f22e2e/16c448aed27873de-91/s1280x1920/db6144fa16c4bd0d5e6709d3c1747ec708b84b05.jpg)
same, tbh
I would like to stop, please
It's been 30 years I'd like a week long break. Give all my punishment to Cramulus
Is Foucault suggesting, with his bottom text, that we live in a society?
power-bottom text
(https://i.imgur.com/QtNh9u3.png)
:lulz: :lulz:
made a few Discordian relevant memes.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/bcde8ee112729d1aff4166858b3d63c9/11556811ceb0f87c-87/s1280x1920/56297ca7514313ab48918b83d5e29397c6454d06.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ce9db20e9a0596d6ed372b6da3d2c510/ee09ea86cffe6632-21/s1280x1920/ff3d4ff3fef50cd418c40052a50bddef174353bb.png)
:lulz:
I totally thought "wow, that'd be a fun trampoline."
(https://scontent.feau1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/104428876_1801224593351453_8382605430636080284_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=vWuNMaKjzBAAX-qACoY&_nc_ht=scontent.feau1-1.fna&oh=f4d17df6513853631a74cb5b526d82d2&oe=5F0E18BA)
Requesting this (OC) be added to the forum emote bin :p
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/bba0797b384bef687e0eac33691bc6e9/89b47756fc2bc677-d4/s500x750/7e58216f083ec180d6d1c44e3f146e4bf12cd5bb.gifv)
Quote from: Cramulus on June 20, 2020, 04:58:08 PM
Requesting this (OC) be added to the forum emote bin :p
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/bba0797b384bef687e0eac33691bc6e9/89b47756fc2bc677-d4/s500x750/7e58216f083ec180d6d1c44e3f146e4bf12cd5bb.gifv)
On it.
Can you make that jpg?
alas, not in a way that would animate
(https://i.imgur.com/IGBRijp.jpg)
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 08:39:40 AM
Hack 1
That's fucking useless. Like you are. Why don't you show me what you can do with your Clarence, buddy?
Quote from: altered on June 21, 2020, 08:41:13 AM
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 08:39:40 AM
Hack 1
That's fucking useless. Like you are. Why don't you show me what you can do with your Clarence, buddy?
I made it down to 2.5 MB, could not go lower.
That's not relevant since it does nothing of value at all and you still haven't used your Clarence.
The was me thinking that an 8bit color space would reindex itself accordingly to use less memory if I kept chopping the values used in half, like LMDB. That's when I saw all the Clarence was left over because no, gif's are 8 bit. Now, you show me animated jpeg or STFU
Sighs
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2020, 05:07:24 PM
Can you make that jpg?
Would gif work?
ETA: Well, it doesn't seem to, lol.
Quote from: proword on June 21, 2020, 09:01:39 AM
Quote from: altered on June 21, 2020, 08:41:13 AM
That's fucking useless. Like you are. Why don't you show me what you can do with your Clarence, buddy?
I made it down to 2.5 MB, could not go lower.
The source GIF is 2 MB. So... uh... good job? :roll:
I don't understand the problem here. The original file is in GIF format (it downloads that way for me, anyway), and there are other emoji GIF files that are about as large. Here's a copy that I downloaded. I've also attached a re-encoded copy, in case there's some metadata voodoo that is causing issues.
I'm not sure if attached files animate automatically, I'll see if I can edit this post to point to its own attachments.
ETA: Well, even the attachments don't seem to be working. If I upload the file, then download it again, the filesize drops to 97k. I guess the forum software is doing some "sanitization", and only keeping the first frame.
I was really expecting someone to drop some new format, at least do something like when the text-entry thing blinks red and blue. Otherwise please someone tell me if I need to cicada the file, as my brain will be mush by when I can get to it. And that's the perfect time for analysis.
(https://i.redd.it/hc6jfev06cn21.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2020, 07:50:03 PM
(https://i.redd.it/hc6jfev06cn21.jpg)
this is amazing. do you know the artist?
I looked, but could not find the artist! I would love a print of it. But reverse image search didn't tell me much.
At first glance i missed it, but zoomed out its the Simpsons introduction scene where theyre at the sofa.
I tried to find source but I'm not that invested in this quest, sorry, here's a lead tho:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/b3ixul/simpsons_graffiti/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/b3ixul/simpsons_graffiti/)
ahah, found it!
https://jardinone.bigcartel.com/product/the-couch-embellished-giclee
alas, sold out
Quote from: Cramulus on June 23, 2020, 04:33:38 PM
ahah, found it!
https://jardinone.bigcartel.com/product/the-couch-embellished-giclee
alas, sold out
thank you- now i can edit all my linking of this with a name.
at first glance, i was thinking oil on canvas, with a bit of knife play after. like, this just screams texture!
for the Morrowind crowd
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a8db9eba8176c756232deefdd6730f5f/19697004826a06bf-f1/s640x960/f2bf7c5e5bb8edc5740d63ce08529255148586cc.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/2d9c9919108d8a483e3d0377c23892f9/19697004826a06bf-76/s640x960/66775a7f8a18e3801754595cac79802a71a645cc.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/2ecfecdfd18e5f0751259031569d8934/19697004826a06bf-7c/s1280x1920/a0d1dda82b81cee28b88ea7f011731a7dffe0e30.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ea67cec9f609f019a42cf3b4ef5bc938/19697004826a06bf-fd/s1280x1920/3d989e29b68eb6dcceaf40f384289a6994109b9e.png)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/181a37781e321789a6e1b69f41f7138b/19697004826a06bf-a3/s1280x1920/5134716cf5a5bdbd365f0b9a60236d9033519908.png)
All accurate
Deeply offensive
How dare they forget Sotha Sil???
I guess family guy is also offensive
I'm pretty sure number 2 is meant to be Sotha Sil. And if not...well, he was kinda a dick anyway.
Also Cram, I raise you
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634494882286927881/725387348740669440/104871313_3361515790538985_8541285832366258107_n.png)
For Cram, Cain, Joe, and Howl.
https://twitter.com/freyjaerlings/status/1278797684372103172?s=21
I laughed so hard I still can't breathe right and keep choking on deep breaths.
:lulz: :lulz:
Literally and undeniably true.
Uh
That started out bad, and somehow it just got worse.
The theory is he's having a mental breakdown in real time, he's normally just about as coherent but far more in touch with reality. But I'm mad I wasn't given a proper dieselpunk mechadong, Tetsuo The Iron Man style
Imma put my "coal" into your "oven", baby
Hypothesis: He thinks statues are alive because he's an overly enthusiastic Amanda Palmer fan.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/C6IA2b-otj31-zfXlS78ztyhFNarEKY-DBhFnp6IWKQ9SmB0m7H6GjRW54ZryJPO530Z_q9Fv83P6JedHaMeI7njHKzk38OWHMG3MizbDR6VB-0zOg)
Might need to rehost that, it's not showing up on my end
Eh, google "Amanda Palmer giving a flower GIF". It's just her looking goofy at her TED talk.
Quote from: Cain on July 20, 2020, 07:18:17 PM
Might need to rehost that, it's not showing up on my end
I saw it earlier on, but now it wont show for me neither... sometimes when u directlink, it gets blocked cause host does something to preserve bandwidth
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdhzJINXoAISOHc?format=jpg&name=large)
Haven't made a meme dump in a while. Here ya go!
(https://media1.fdncms.com/chicago/imager/eat-the-rich-by-zeph-farmby/u/original/7302140/zf-eat-the-rich-magnum.jpg)
Zeph Farmby <3
Quote from: Cramulus on June 02, 2020, 06:20:51 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/da9e2b47e6abe0aec736cf7e36f22e2e/16c448aed27873de-91/s1280x1920/db6144fa16c4bd0d5e6709d3c1747ec708b84b05.jpg)
same, tbh
Made me think of
Quote
But he's a good man and it was just the desperation that drove him to this brutal, senseless act. So he feels really guilty and decides to turn himself in, but the police can't arrest him because of some loophole about them not being able to arrest a person who doesn't officially exist, so he takes his case to the Supreme Court, and it ends with him giving an impassioned speech before the teary-eyed justices about how no one is nobody and if he can't pay for his crimes then that is very unfair because everyone deserves to be able to repent if they kill an old lady or even otherwise. It's called Who Shall Remain Nameless and it's actually a metaphor for the modern world in which we now live, how technology isolates us, and how we are all cogs in this brutal machine we call civilization without air quotes but it should have air quotes. And big business. To say it's a powder keg is an understatement. One executive even admitted to me that he'd totally lose his job if he financed this movie. How's that for a powder keg?
-Kaufman, Antkind
Quote from: minuspace on July 25, 2020, 06:51:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 02, 2020, 06:20:51 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/da9e2b47e6abe0aec736cf7e36f22e2e/16c448aed27873de-91/s1280x1920/db6144fa16c4bd0d5e6709d3c1747ec708b84b05.jpg)
same, tbh
Made me think of
Quote
But he's a good man and it was just the desperation that drove him to this brutal, senseless act. So he feels really guilty and decides to turn himself in, but the police can't arrest him because of some loophole about them not being able to arrest a person who doesn't officially exist, so he takes his case to the Supreme Court, and it ends with him giving an impassioned speech before the teary-eyed justices about how no one is nobody and if he can't pay for his crimes then that is very unfair because everyone deserves to be able to repent if they kill an old lady or even otherwise. It's called Who Shall Remain Nameless and it's actually a metaphor for the modern world in which we now live, how technology isolates us, and how we are all cogs in this brutal machine we call civilization without air quotes but it should have air quotes. And big business. To say it's a powder keg is an understatement. One executive even admitted to me that he'd totally lose his job if he financed this movie. How's that for a powder keg?
-Kaufman, Antkind
Punish me, senpai OwO
Got a simple meme maker app. It's pretty cool. Here's some memes.
if u have anxiety, take deep breaths in sync with this:
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Yet MORE memes.
Also
Quote from: Cramulus on July 28, 2020, 04:09:37 PM
if u have anxiety, take deep breaths in sync with this:
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:cpd:
Batch of memes from one of Dok's threads.
One more Gunboi just for good measure.
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Even MORE memes
I really overdo it when photo editing but I love the results A FUCKING LOT so I don't care at all
It was hailing!
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Quote from: altered on August 02, 2020, 11:33:29 PM
I really overdo it when photo editing but I love the results A FUCKING LOT so I don't care at all
It was hailing!
I like it, makes me think of a book cover for some reason. Like there should be big ominous words to go with it.
Picture for a moment, in the font of Control's title card splashes:
FUCKING
CHICAGO
if you get it, you get it
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"Wait, its all dildoes???"
"Always has been, all the way down"
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My workspace
A digital haunting
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Quote from: The Johnny on August 20, 2020, 04:57:40 AM
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Come to think of it weren't the Boomers the same people responsible for the Satanic Panic of the early 80s and the PMRC of the min to late 80s?
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The bucket made me choke on my coffee. Well played.
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:lulz:
I mean what answer did they expect? "Cut more taxes for the rich"?
Probably "we must lobby Congress to create a jobs program while extending the furlough, which will then have some insane provision about imprisoning all blacks as suspected Antifa supersoldiers by Trump loyalists, which then won't pass the Senate, and then we have have a nice strike or something". Working America aren't actually entirely terrible but their politics is located in a kind of genteel 1970s workers unionism that thinks compromise and strikes can achieve everything.
we really need to get CEOs some de-escalation training
Seen in a CNN interview of Trump supporters in denial about the election outcome.
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Image seen in a list of AP 2020 photographs.
Figured PD people might like it as much as I do.
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QuoteA protester in an Elmo mask dances as a street fire burns on May 30, 2020, during a protest in Philadelphia over the death of George Floyd, a Black man who was killed while in police custody in Minneapolis on May 25. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
Generated by a bot, unable to find the basis, i laughed so hard i nearly died twice suffocating on my own laughter
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True.
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/01/17 (https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/01/17)
tucson...
Quote from: LMNO on December 15, 2020, 10:43:02 PM
True.
I've never understood why "Twelve-Toes Daryl" feels like the illuminati needs to keep track of HIM.
Every time I hear these dipshits, all I can think of is Dennis Nedry yelling "Dobson! DOBSON! WE GOT DOBSON HERE!"
Do they give Pulitzer Prizes for memes, yet?
Because... damn.
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Dok, explain.
Quote from: LMNO on July 20, 2020, 08:08:26 PM
Eh, google "Amanda Palmer giving a flower GIF". It's just her looking goofy at her TED talk.
Thank you for this. It was unintentional, but I had never heard of Amanda Palmer, and now I watched her TED talk and heard some of her music and she is wonderful.
That's got nothing to do with Tucson, Trivial.
Hope is something you flush.
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:lulz:
Buttplugs of all sorts.
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WHITE JESUS WANTS TO FILL YOU WITH THE SPIRIT HALLELUJAH
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PD.COM: It really plugs you in the ass
Quote from: Suu on September 25, 2022, 12:39:55 AM
PD.COM: It really plugs you in the ass
That's an excellent endorsement for "News." I hope The Management took note.
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That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? :lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 07, 2022, 01:47:11 PM
That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? :lulz:
Upper deck + curry = TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2022, 04:02:48 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 07, 2022, 01:47:11 PM
That doesn't look like a work toilet. Practice? :lulz:
Upper deck + curry = TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY
Curry is a WMD. In a safe world, it would be strictly regulated. :lol:
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/mediaviewer/rm1657146881/?ref_=tt_ov_i
:lulz: I forgot how to resize images
No matter, I clicked the link.
It's exactly what the title implies: "It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it." :lulz:
I imagine there's a coke-fueled rampage. I'm curious about the tweaking phase, though.
Quote from: Trivial on October 10, 2022, 10:45:17 PM
:lulz: I forgot how to resize images
It's a good thing you're not a farmer, cuz you can't crop worth a damn. :lol:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 11, 2022, 07:17:57 PM
No matter, I clicked the link.
It's exactly what the title implies: "It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it." :lulz:
I imagine there's a coke-fueled rampage. I'm curious about the tweaking phase, though.
For 10 minutes, that bear was the scariest thing on the planet.
This looks like a good design choice.
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Quote from: Trivial on November 05, 2022, 04:03:58 PM
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That is a signal that the ore hauler is accepting your dominance in the pack.
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Maybe everybody's seen this already. But as the old Scottish crest says, "I MAKE SURE"
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Huzzah!
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Romance novels are a legitimate literary genre.
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Halloween may be over, but the horror continues!
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Mrs. Mythos and I can totally relate to this Christmas tradition.
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I suspect the English translation is something like: "Intruder Successfully Intercepted in Restricted Air Space."
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