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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Chaorem

Total time logged in: 6 minutes. That's a lie right there. No F'n way it took me 6 minutes to click last page and reply.

And Hello.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Chaorem on November 20, 2012, 01:41:45 PM
Total time logged in: 6 minutes. That's a lie right there. No F'n way it took me 6 minutes to click last page and reply.

And Hello.

Time works differently here, on account of the forum being run by an Irishman and programmed by some kind of Belgian or other.  I think they're using the metric system.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 100 hours in a day, 10 days in the working week

WELCOME TO PROGRESS!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:35:43 PM
100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 100 hours in a day, 10 days in the working week

WELCOME TO PROGRESS!!!

Don't think we can't hear you woad-smeared savages laughing up there in your frozen rockpile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Even if you can't hear us, we're still laughing. The maniacal cackle that comes when you're having the kind of fun that leaves emotional scars so deep they're indistinguishable from physical ones.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:43:39 PM
Even if you can't hear us, we're still laughing. The maniacal cackle that comes when you're having the kind of fun that leaves emotional scars so deep they're indistinguishable from physical ones.

You just described my sex life.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?

You haven't met his daughter.  She's her mother, in miniature, a comparison which would cause the little darling to have a seizure on the spot.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2012, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2012, 03:56:02 PM
I never laugh during sex. The shaking makes the nitroglycerine go off too early

I can't help it, which is why I stick to more stable party favors.

We shall not discuss Roger's idea of party favors.  The ones he sent me made my boyfriend go all gray in the face.   :sad:

What?  I was toning it down for him, on account of his heart condition.

It was either the drill bit, or the thought of having another teenage daughter inflicted upon him.  Not quite sure.

He's not really...SERIOUS about having a good time, then?

You haven't met his daughter.  She's her mother, in miniature, a comparison which would cause the little darling to have a seizure on the spot.

Make comparison, webcam it.  Post on PD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.