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Idea part two!

Started by EK WAFFLR, May 16, 2012, 03:38:39 PM

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EK WAFFLR

Ok, as those of you who have read and contributed in my other idea thread know, I am doing a solo ambient/weird stuff gig in July.

In this thread I want to steal stuff you say and put together as the vocal part of my performance.

the working title of this performance is Immanentize the Sleskathon.

(Slesk is a nickname of mine)

WHat say you, good people?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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E.O.T.



WHAT

          do you wear when you perform?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

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"May butts be upon you."
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

Clear the hanger, prepare for SPACE DOCK.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

From a conversation with daniel ouellette earlier today.

Me: i just want a fucking werewolf movie without goddamn vampires!
Daniel: can record that? You seem pretty angry about it.

Ill see if i can get you a sound clip of us both saying our lines.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

I frequently say things like:

Close enough for government work.
Safety never takes a vacation!
It's always in the last place you look.
Your FACE is *blank*.
This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX. (stolen from Venture Bros.)
Man, its like that bathroom was Hiroshima and my ass was the US Air Force. Don't go in there.
OH YEAH I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
It burns!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Deepthroat Chopra


Several authors have noted an apparent paradox; that, as the volume of research evidence has increased, so it's impact on policy has diminished
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Q. G. Pennyworth


Precious Moments Zalgo

#8
murderous messiahs pursue pariahs
demonic devilry, rambunctious revelry
hybrid hellhounds hungry hounding
putrid pilgrims pummelled, pounding



edited to fix meter.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Triple Zero

Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods — the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Al "Fuck Legumes" Ty on May 17, 2012, 01:47:25 AM
I frequently say things like:

Close enough for government work.
Safety never takes a vacation!
It's always in the last place you look.
Your FACE is *blank*.
This is why daddy has to DRINK to RELAX. (stolen from Venture Bros.)
Man, its like that bathroom was Hiroshima and my ass was the US Air Force. Don't go in there.
OH YEAH I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
It burns!

"Your crying is why Mommy drinks".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

"The reality is"
"You keep talking but I can hear is words, words, words."
"You did this. This is your fault. You know that, right?"

P3nT4gR4m

FUCKING CUNTING FIDDLESTICKS!

Get busy with the Rizzlas

meanwhile, back in the real world...

If I don't see a zombie apocalypse before I die, I'm hitting god for a refund

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

This looks so frickin' awesome when put together. I might cut&slice a bit. But god damn it fits the mood of the basic music perfectly!

You guys are Awesome.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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