The City that Ate People #2 : The Noisemakers

[Richter]

The screamers.  The car-revers.  Johnny Thinks-he-can-play-guitar. 

SHUT UP.

Holier men than me have said it.  SHUT UP.

Anthropology is useful for getting this point.  Your species (barring alien weirdness) comes from apes.  Apes make noise to prove status, among other methods.  (You learn other important things too, like how a smile is really a threat.)  There's a gorilla somewhere in Africa who is undisputed head-chimp because he knows how to heave around some old gas cans and make more ruckus than anyone else on the block.  Along with the woe of his over - augmented rice-burner throwing a rod in front of the club he was trying to impress, I'd like Mr. Tire Destroyer to realize this too.  Well, he won't be back fro a few thousand dollars anyways.

Noise it up.  Have fun.  The Deacon's words sure as hell aren't going to stop ANY of them.  Then again, they probably didn't have personalities worth listening to ANYWAYS, and are warning others of their presence.

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm loving this!

[Doktor Howl]

Saving to hard drive.

Might have something to respond with, after this next meeting.  They're always "revving" their engines.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mittens!

OOK OOK, MOTHERFUCKERS. OOK OOK.