Suggestions from you all please!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."

This just made me burst out laughing 

That's good. I'm surprised atheists haven't run it into the ground, so to speak.

[Dysnomia]

they do like to do that.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"You haven't seen a small tapeworm laying around have you?" "No? It's about this big, and that thick, white with a tinge of yellow, his name's Ralph." "No, ma'am this is no joke."

Also, for postergasming or handing out as a supplement to the above:



You guys do things in the metric system right?

ETA: You should write in "CALL (write in your local Peta phone number here)" at the bottom.

[LMNO]

Sing the first three verses of the "My Horse Is Amazing" song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o

[Cramulus]

You're on reality TV, quick, say something cool!


You will win 100 pounds if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

maybe we could take a little inspiration from the solo dreamwalks cram?  Just create something surreal in the middle of the street?

Are there any really good 'uns that don't take too much organising?

x

edd

[Payne]

These are awesome.

Keep 'em coming though. There are a lot of drinks to be earned.

[Jasper]

"Ducks' penises corkscrew.  Yeah.  Like that.  *gesture* "

[-Kel-]

Suggestions?

hmmm you shouldn't wear that sweater anymore, makes your neck look fat.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I don't "earn" drinks. Alcohol is my god given right, damnit

[Payne]

Oh. Then you won't be pleased to hear how a trip to the Curry Hoose is "earned"...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

In college, we used to give people random things like a bolt or a dried up marker.  They had to find someone, convince them they had a "vision" that this "random" person had to have whatever it was and get a nickel for it.  The reward was a shot for every nickel. 

You have to make sure they have no money when they leave though 

[Triple Zero]

You're on reality TV, quick, say something cool!


You will win 100 pounds if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.

YOU WILL GAIN 100 POUNDS IF YOU EAT ALL THESE FISH AND CHIPS IN 15 MINUTES

[Triple Zero]

I don't "earn" drinks. Alcohol is my god given right, damnit

How about

You get a beer if you tell that fat bastard over there to MÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜVE

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"If I have seen further it is only by standing on the testicles of giants."