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I started a romantic involvement with a stripper which is still ongoing after 5 months, and the absurdity levels have never been higher.


I've come to understand the phrase lurk moar post less, and the wisdom of such.


I now have a place to drop all the fucked up things in the world that i know only this place would appreciate.


And lastly, i've gotten the inspiration to start writing again, and perhaps one day will post some.

any knowledge available on instigating a riotous mindstate in people?

Hold a parade with people dressed in white hoods in a major metropolitan area.

Yes, yet again i'm posting a new thread for a youtube link, however i feel this one is going to get discussion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33UU6MKuWSE&feature=player_embedded

 

Mildly NSFW, and highly 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXxLbLvCRrk

Interview with the Vampire.

It is, in my estimation, the most popular "Discordian" blog. It gets tons of hits from random Discordians who are not currently connected to this Discordian Society. When I was a young pinealist, I read every single goddamn thing on 23ae. It houses some good material, and a lot of fluff. It's where I first met Ratatosk, Broken AI, Dr Jon Swabey, The Other Anonymous, and the infamous Rev. Uncle BadTouch.

I actually used to frequent the site years ago. I really liked the biweekly(maybe? can't remember) podcasts they were doing for a while.

Podcasts stopped, and i stopped checking the site.

I was raised in Tennessee.  

The majority of my family is from Tennessee and Kentucky.  

I suggest the southern inbred slamming stop!  We are not all inbred banjo playing toothless squeal like a pig for me rapists!  

You're right, a good half 95% are bible thumping fundies that like to dance around with snakes.

Believe in christ!

Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virgina... it's all the same to me. Bunch of toothless inbreeders living in "hollers" and shooting randomly at anything that moves.

Three pics from GIS for "tennessee redneck":

The last is particularly painful for my knoxvillian self.





Yep. Sums up my state. 

Also depends on the quality of both the lashes, and the glue.

Walmart brand, 6 dollars for 2 pairs and glue.

Probably explains a lot.

Nicely done, Droob.

Fake eyelashes hurt like a bitch. Why would anyone do that to themselves on a semi-regular basis is beyond me.

Got tired of waiting for the friends to upload better pictures, so here's the shitty quality from my phone:



This was version 1.1 ...The straps in the front were cut out, the eyeball was added, and also this:

That. Was. Awesome.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/search/label/This%20Week%20In%20Holy%20Crimes

Here's an excerpt:

Texas: Pastor Tomas Gonzales sentenced to 15 years for molesting five year-old girl.
Uganda: Pastor Obiri Kojo Yeboah arrested for fraud for wearing a hidden electrical device to deceive parishioners into thinking his touch was slaying them in the Lord. Bonus: The Pentacostal Church is outraged at faked miracle healing.
New Jersey: Father Michael Fugee removed by Archdiocese, saying they just learned of his 2003 molestation conviction.
Michigan: Pastor Randy William Strong sentenced to one year in jail for molesting ten year-old boy.
DC: Pastor Henry Lyons, who served five years in prison for embezzling $5M from the National Baptist Convention, is now suing the organization, claiming they defrauded him of the votes necessary to once again become their president.
England: Vicar Peter Hedge found guilty of more than 30 counts of rape and sexual assault on underage boys.
Georgia: A new website has been launched to serve those molested and sexually abused by pastors of the Church of God In Christ.
Italy: Vatican bureaucrat Father Cesare Burgazzi gets charges dropped after high-speed chase through transsexual prostitution district during which he injured three cops. Friends in high places.
Israel: Rabbi Yosef Schneider arrested for defrauding investors of millions.
California: Rev. Christine Daniel arrested for selling fake cancer cure and hastening the deaths of at least six people. Bonus: Daniel used to sell her potions on TBN's Praise The Lord show.
Delaware: The Catholic Archdiocese of Wilmington declares Chapter 11 bankruptcy after petitioning the court in vain for an "equitable settlement" for 142 victims of molestation by priests.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/10/22/2721165.htm

A small rural town in New Zealand has been forced to cancel one of the highlights on its social calendar - a rabbit-throwing contest.

About 400 people live in Waiau in the South Island. This weekend the town will hold its annual pig hunt.

In previous years a 'rabbit throw' has been organised for the local children, who compete to see how far they can hurl a dead bunny.

But the event is now off, after New Zealand's equivalent of the RSPCA got wind of it.

Animal cruelty inspector Charles Cadwallader says throwing bunnies is sick.

"Do you throw your dead grandmother around for a joke at her funeral?" he asked.

The organiser of the pig hunt, Jo Moriarty, says it is political correctness gone mad.

"You know, the children of the community here are fantastic, they love their animals," he said.

New Zealand has more than 30 million wild rabbits.

I have no words.

Edit: Fixed.