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OH SHIT ROGER

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 01, 2011, 06:14:51 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

YOU HAVE A COMPETITOR!

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/wet/2730422863.html

QuoteThe Most Vicious Letter You Never Wrote (Portland)
Date: 2011-12-01, 9:55AM PST
Reply to: serv-6czw2-2730422863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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How is my skill useful to YOU?
-- Reactions to ruined love affairs and betrayals
-- Family disasters
-- Complaints about products or services which were unsatisfying
-- Work-related debacles
-- Political rage

Want a reaction? Want results? So overwhelmed with emotion that you're nearly apoplectic and cannot find the right words? You need me.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

That's okay, it's a growth industry.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."