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Merry festival of the virgin birth of the dying god PD!

Started by P3nT4gR4m, December 25, 2014, 04:06:23 PM

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And a happy new orbital circumnavigation of the gas giant!


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm pretty fucking happy that the days will be getting longer, though I'm starting to understand why everybody celebrates this weird birth-of-the-cannibal-zombie thing. It's because everyone ELSE celebrates it, so everything's closed and everyone's busy. Might as well jump on the bandwagon just so as not to be bored as fuck.

Used to be, me and my best friend would hang out, make cookies, drink bourbon, and watch movies. But then she married a Catholic, which in a ripple effect both caused her family to disown her and also made me bored as fuck on every December 25th thereafter. They probably disowned her because they knew this would happen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Pixie Pickle

my wee sister's partner bailed on her after she spent a not insignificant amount of her disability on food for her and him for today so we had an emotional Piglet and mum in full "HIS BALLS= MY NEW PURSE" and a lunch that was in danger of fucking out hard, so i stopped mum ruining lunch and going nuclear and then made a kickass pannettonne bread pudding with terrys milk choc orange and homemade custard, which even notoriously picky hubby of mum liked, payne has had 3 slices and my mate Meg made almost sex noises on the first forkful.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Pixie Pickle